Makima : Bark, pet.Alucard : *Bark*!>Wags buttplug tail
no one cares about your dead whore
Dio won.
>>153435543Yes we all hate Alucard the loser.
>>153435544correction, MAXIMUM SWANK dio won
>>153435525k.b.c
>>153435543Indeed. Enough about Alucard and his smug lolipussy
>>153435559...so just normal DIO, one of the many LORDS of these halls.
>>153435544embarrassing fanfiction that is the opposite of reality
>>153435568>normal DioNormal Dio couldn't catch a car, couldn't regenerate his leg without help, and also took 20+ punches to break a road roller.
>>153435543I’m a pure breed German Shepard and I care
How bad will the seethe be when Alushit inevitably loses to fucking Hazbin Hotel lol
>>153435562>porn addict ramblekill yourself
>>153435562>Alucard CANONICALLY turned himself into a woman and got fucked by many men in that bodyAnd we are saying Dio is the gay tranny one?
>>153435544Proud Canon that is entrenched in reality.
>>153435525What is the premise of their series?
ALL BOW DOWN TO THE ALUPUSSY!
>>153435595Keep your transexual wishes to yourself
>>153435586Dude I legitimately don't know if Alucard reliably beats Edward Cullen, let alone fucking Alastor
The conclusion I have garnered from Dio vs Alucard discourse is that both are gay frauds for men of questionable sexuality, hence why most of the discourse is sexually frustrated and frequently returns to topics of sodomy and sissification.
>>153435595>got fucked by many men in that bodylie detector...BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ!
>>153435616>He does not know Alucard canonically is a tranny
The faggot has been set off, now he's gonna make 50+ cuck/tranny related posts
>>153435630Lie detector was broken, sorry.Lets try again...*Silence*>>153435643Alucard canonically likes to take it up the ass.
>>153435595Hornet vs Alucard who wins?
>>153435618feel bad for the people who are forced to house and feed you
IT ALL DRAWS DOWN TO GAY PORNIT ALL DRAWS DOWN TO KEK PORN
>>153435618Twilight Vampires are a lot stronger than people realize, but Edward definitely gets merc'd by Alucard.
>>153435658bug sexo...sex with bugs......
Yeah its mindbroken, fag just comes here to spout his fetish garbage cause jerking off alone got too boring after doing it 5 times a day for its entire life
>>153435658Hornet scales to the Knight who fought the glowy yellow godly sun insect thingy and someome in vsbw told me they made an infinitely sized realm.So Hornet.
>>153435655>Alucard canonically is a cowgirl fixed
And it's our job to analyze their gay sex, femdom, cuck porn, and how good they'd look in a dress to find out...uh something I'm sure.
>>153435637Shapeshifters are not trannies though?
>>153435543How come she doesn't exist in the new universe if Denji never ate her?
>>153435680Dude, its CANON.Alucard turned himself into a woman and had sex in her loli body
>>153435698Fujimoto forgot
>>153435658Whornet stomp neg diff
>>153435525Take this shit to /a/
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/151105042/#151105764>this dude has been seething over Alucard in Diocard for monthsWhat's wrong with him?
Is there like one Alucard fan left or something? The spam and cope always comes in bursts every few months then goes silent shortly aafter.
>>153435717/co/ is just too weak and gay for serious versus debates
>>153435698Like he said, no one cared about a dead whore.
LIE DETECTORS OUT
>>153435698Because his sister is the Control Devil now, and Hell is separated from Earth. Makima is gone in Hell which carries over to the restarted EarthHis sister wasn't killed with love when she died which means she came back
>>153435675How is Alucard even supposed to hurt him?Twilight vampires are pretty much immune to all conventional weaponry outside of big enough bombs, last time I checked Alucard doesn't have any of that shit on him.Then you have vampires weaker than Edward casually moving hundreds of miles in minutes. The fuck is Alucard supposed to do?
>>153435756if this strength was accurate why did it take him so long to destroy a road roller?
>>153435729No, Diocard is just universally recognized as a trash episode like Krasura, Akumakhan, Omnidock, etc.
>>153435756And...it's silent.
>>153435756.................................................
>>153435762quantify big enough bomb instead of making me read your horse shit posts
Hypothetical scenario >Shonen Jump and DC make an official crossover where Goku and Superman have a crossover issue>It is being written by official writers of both properties with absolutely no bias >This is 100% canon to both of their mainline stories, the events are referenced in future issues>In this crossover, Goku and Superman fight at their max potential, nothing is left out. Even anything obscure>In the end of it all, Goku and Superman, their friends and enemies, the narrator and writers all unanimously agree that Goku and Superman are completely equal in power, strength, speed, abilities and no matter what happens they will always be completely equalHow would Death Battle handle a Goku vs Superman 4?
>>153435756lie detector processing...BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ
God, I love Dio-sama's big, girthy, zesty vamp cock...
>>153435762Edward went catatonic when Bella left, literally just seduce them it's not even difficult to do if some 16 year old was able to do it
>>153435760>Because his sister is the Control Devil nowThat's what I mean, that should have retconned her out of existence resulting in Makima again.
I heard someone called AluBITCH claimed he can beat me.Where is he?
Kratos?
The BATTLE of the BUILDING TIER FRAUDS...
>>153435788Ungalo/Giorno/the other two whose name i forgot's mothers...
>>153435790The Control Devil's original death retconned ON EARTH but not IN HELL, which means the old Control Devil personality (Makima) is still dead
>>153435525>scat brat is forcing his turd waifu here too but nobody is liking itKEKYDOODLYPOW
>>153435785Well, any person in their right mind would have the death battle end in a draw, with both either dying, or both running out of energy at the same time.Unfortunately, this is death battle, where they'd somehow wank one character to be way stronger anyways.
SUPER DUPER DIAPERBIG MESSY SHARTS*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
>>153435785Superman flies him into space. Done.
I love reading slop for teenage girls!
>>153435822Kula victimhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2PMvhIeffA
>>153435784I mean if Alucard gets ripped to shreds by normal bullets and all he has to hurt Edward with is kind of strong guns and Edward consistently tears apart and kills other vampires....
>>153435525I don't know who this is.
>>153435841Hellsing sisters...
>>153435698>>153435760>>153435790>>153435812it was denji who killed makiJOBBER not pochitadone
>>153435832Goku ki aura pushes him away or Goku in character just bits him.
Don't Twilight sissypires job to fire?
>>153435841Hellsing and HellsingAbridgedCHAD...
>>153435841Chainsaw Man sissies...
>>153435830Rukia...
>>153435795>look up this nigga's speed feat>his best feat is like 300 mphhahahahahahahahaha
For those of us that don't care about this gay loverspat between building level frauds feel free to join the other thread
Nobody wants to discuss Gru vs Megamind because we know Megamind hard stomps
>>153435844that doesnt answer the question nor is anyone reading your garbage literally written for teenage girlsgrow the fuck up
>>153435870but enough about alucard
https://youtu.be/dxxmhz-zkBI?si=Z6WHtEKOXqRR-6fx&t=9ALUCARDBROS DON'T LOOK!!!
>>153435861Er, not really.
>>153435658anytime I see this I get this fucking pit of dread and despair in my stomach. fuck you team cherry. Why did they have to ruin her? Why did they have to shove their cuck fetish into everything
>>153435870Your best speed feat...?
>>153435877cope, you lost. THIS is the truth thread
>>153435879>nor is anyone reading your garbage literally written for teenage girlsNo one has read Hellsing yes but what does that have to do with anything
>>153435884I mean that's impressive by why is it so slow
>>153435844Alucard is strong enough to punch through Dandy Man's cards, and those cards were strong enough to cut through Seras's anti-tank rifle's depleted uranium shells.Now, I know twilight vampires are immune to regular small arms, but I doubt they are immune to 30mm depleted uranium shells.
>>153435586Eh Alastor is kind of a shitter even at his best. He doesnt really have the means to keep Alucard down while Alucard is packing blessed weaponry which Alastor has shit resistance to. Comparatively, Alucard no sold the Nail of Helena.Alastor kinda gets beat in all of his popular matchups
>>153435877stay in your dead thread for the dead series you like to post about
>>153435892i BLOCKED the sunlight streaming into my eyes which scales me to MFTL
Megabros are winning this
>>153435892I uh...managed to catch a bullet in my teeth...after it literally blitzed me and ripped through my head dozens of times...
>his name is Alucard because it's Dracula backwards This was always cringe
>>153435525It's weird to see everyone arguing about a match up I used to ignore because it was just a pity win for Our Queen...
Reminder that the Big Kahuna of Twilight vampires said humans have weapons that can kill them in the last book btw.
>>153435902>no u tier argumentation you're genuinely such a boring subhuman
BRING ME A TRUE VAMPIRE FIGHT
>>153435920that same bullet was able to hit a SR71 going full speed in a dive dozens of times, which puts it way above anything poor little Edward can do
>>153435927Scooby Doo's used goods btw
>>153435935They should just fuck.
>Alucard>Dio>Makima>Alastor>Edward CullenEven the weakest character in my verse at the beginning of the series at base gapes all of these characters at their full maxwank composited power....
>>153435785Can't happen. Goku isn't fast enough to break the time barrier and isn't strong enough to compress air till it freezes. The people who own Dragon Ball are just milking the franchise and see it as toddler shit. They'll drop a new form every 4.5 years but expect the base DB characters to get weaker.
>>153435958Goku is faster than Superman tho
>vamBITCHES
>>153435927Scooby doo took a dump on his face btw
This thread's AP: Small Building LevelThis thread's Durability: Sub-Human LevelThis thread's Speed: Average Human Level
>>153435952deku...
>>153435698Because Pochita has the power to pick and choose reality apparently and made the reality that Denji is least likely to fuck up since he's useless when left on his own.
>>153435979no he's just a dog with a chainsaw
>>153435931I'm not a Hellsing bro though?
This is the strongest 2-A ice user ever and solos all other ice users
>>153435935>turns every single jobber there into dust
>>153435970Goku isn't faster than light because then he'd be able to travel through time.
>>153435927Scooby doo positioned his anus right above her face and let loose a torrent of steamy brown fecal matter
>>153436002Post her destroying a building
>>153435996>hellsing brohellsing is the gayest manga ever tho, hellsing sis
>>153436002Nooo you can't just use direct scaling from an official game...
>>153435911>chainscaling this hardIf a Twilight vampire can do this shit >>153435884 then I'm pretty sure he just rips Alucard in half with zero diff
>>153436008goku can teleport which makes him far faster than light
>>153436012https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTCniTjMdbo 0:12She literally just opens her eyes and freezes an ocean.
>>153435979Now that I think about it Alucard vs Denji is the one MU that actually makes Pochita's concept erasure a good winconDenji has no need to even interact with Alucard's soul based Regen because he can just eat him and erase him from history
>>153436021no one is clicking your video no matter how many times you samefag it
>>153436031No buildings were destroyed
>>153435943>yeah dude even though I failed to catch this super fast projectile multiple times I actually scale completely to the speed of the projectile yup yupAnd Hellsingfags cry about the Dio light shit lol
>>153436004Neither of them are hurt by sunlight
>>153436011>>153435973>Scoobyfags having scat fantasiesMy GOAT Courage would never
Twilight vamps go high diff with the shapeshifting injuns who are jobber fodder, cmon now.
>>153435952Unironically true for her verse since timestop and passive timestop resistance is big standard for every relevant combatant.
Apparently Black Clover endedAnyone care?
>>153436066>please talk about my le anime waifu that i bought a body pillow for
>>153436044>WAAH WAHH I-IF I JUST IGNORE THE FEAT THEN IT DOESN'T EXIST MY VERSE DOESN'T GET GAPED WAH WAHlol
>>153436029So Nightcrawler is faster than Quicksilver? Get real, ningen.
>>153435943My wife is so strong...
>OBLITERATED against DIO>CONTROLLED by Makima>ERASED by Denji Who's going to Gape Alucard next?
>>153436082It's a Figma mom, it's not a body pillow.
>>153436052https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXE5Nqj15xw 0:17 She also destroyed the zero canon by herself, which is a building sized explosion.This is like, very low end Kula too. No scaling to K or Kyo.
>>153436021>chainscaling this hardhow the fuck is it chainscaling retard?we SEE Dandy Man's cards slice through Seras's 30mm anti-tank rifle's DU roundswhen the see Alucard cut through those cards and all the way down Dandy Man's arm up to his shoulder>>153436021>>153435884>something that will never hit Alucardwoah...
>>153436085>CLICK THE VIDEO PLEASE CLICK THE HECKIN VIDEO IT HAS DA FEATZZZNo.
This is the most mindnumbingly boring discourse
>>153436109Let's get back to Megamind vs Gru
>>153436109>>153435919the bingo is right here if you wanna actually discuss Gru Megamind.
>>153436109Bakugo vs. Reze was worse.
>>153436109You're free to leave, HBOCtos.
Luffy just got put at star level in the podcast
>>153436105No one cares about your gachashit
>>153436055>Alucard does his Alucard thing where he plays around before finally getting serious and end the fightthe whole time he had Rip Van Winkle shitting her pants because he thought it was funny
>shitstomps Esdeath, Sub Zero, Rukia, Luna Snow, Killer Frost, Cirno only using the KOF canon games.
>>153436129How
>>153436106>this character did a thing that scales to this character that scales to this characterMeanwhile, in reality and not chainscaling schizo fanfiction, this is what happens when someone shoots Alucard with a gun
>tranny spic bingo card no thank you
>Leave Alucard to me!
Why are my victims barking so much?
>>153436141>dude he was le holding back!Is there a bigger cope
>>153435973>>153436011Holy YUM!!!
>>153436152now post the next page where it had no effect on him
>PLEASE CARE ABOUT WHICH OF THESE BUILDING LEVEL OVERWANKED FRAUDS SUCKS THE LEAST>listtroon shilling his favela fighting gameAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>153436147None of those characters even have feats in the KOF games.
>>153435729I notice this too. They aren't always here but when they are they won't shut up.
>>153436154notice how Blade vs Buffy never got a bingo card? this is because the sight of a real biological white woman scared away listroon
>>153436164>dude i dont watch or read anything i just come here to shitpost 24/7 for attentionmove on nigger
>>153436152>Regenerator just lets himself get torn apart by mundane weapons because they can't permanently kill himAnd?
>>153436167>don't worry about overwanked building level frauds we can also discuss bleach and this one fetishf-AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I FUCKING HATE WEAKLING STOP TALKING ABOUT THEM
>>153436168No duh, dumbass. Those are not KOF characters. How woud they be in KOF?
>>153436166>post the next pageOkayDo Hellsing fans even read their own manga? Is this Pokefags all over again?
BEAST
All these niggas are feats-only wankless Kratos victims
Anyways Our Queen mid diffs Alucard (and that's being generous)Normal hybrids would be too much for him, let alone Makima commanding all of them.
>>153436190keep going buddy lets guide you through the reading process one page at a time
Holy shit, almost all those vampire characters are boring and gay, like a bad copy of each other.Only Blade and Dio are cool vampires mostly because they try to be something different than the same boring pattern.
>>153436152https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMl3Cdnm6ac>schizo fanfictionwe LITERALLY SEE IT HAPPENwhat the fuck do you mean SCHIZO FANFICTION?!?
>>153436186>Alucard gets torn apart by people shooting him>Edward and other non-jobbers in fiction don't get torn to pieces by people shooting themSo can you follow a basic conversation or
>two regen Merchants >Both sides are acting like both their characters don't get torn apart by regular weapons Why are you both retarded
>>153436200you dont deserve to be ERPed with
>>153436204How about Sancho from Limbus Company?
>>153436202Am I supposed to be wowed at the part where Alucard literally got an arm torn off by regular ass bullets? Lol
>>153436200>>153435927Would not mind her fighting Esdeath, the winner sitting on the throne as the other is reduced to a heel licking slave.
>>153436213>cant read>cant write>cant understand basic conceptsImagine being sub 70 iq like this nog
>>153436213Wait this is about twilight vamps? I'm not paying attention to your argument I thought this was the Makimafag vs Alucardfag chain lol
>>153436198>feats only Kratos can lift and push back a giant statue trying to step on him>feats only Kratos can survive Ares creating multiple giant stone pillars and slamming them into him>feats only Kratos can survive Ares death explosion which was fucking massive yeah he probably does
So tired of this WOD (Weakling-Occupied Discourse)
>>153436190Uhh.. Alucard sisters? Are you just negative durability regen merchants like the CSM frauds?
>>153436157Why is Caine's victim trying to randomly jump into the conversation?
>>153436228>2 pages and he already gave upCome on buddy was that it? Feeling tired? Need a nap?
>>153436077Did Asta have sex or kiss a girl or at least have a confirmed relationship beyond a handshake while the other girl was thinking of another female villain she cared more about than him? Asking for no reason in particular haha...
>>153436213Has anyone ever shot Edward with a 30mm depleted uranium anti-tank rifle round?Because I doubt it.
>>153436232These insults are really bland lol, is this really the best Alucardfags have to offer? Maybe have a meltdown like that one dude did in the thread you keep spamming
Dio>At least Large Building level+ with The World (The World has overwhelming power with its physical capabilities far exceeding Star Platinum's initial capabilities and completely matching it blow for blow, with no other Stand managing to replicate such a feat throughout the entire series. Dio claimed it was the most powerful Stand which would include the likes of Whitesnake and the rest of his allies, stated to be one of the strongest Stands in the whole world alongside Star Platinum and claimed to be one of the most powerful).Alucard>Large Building level (Can withstand this blast and damage people who can damage him), higher with straitjacket form(One-shot Luke Valentine, who could fight and was comparable to base Alucard)Denji>Small Building level (Same as before. Using an axe crafted by Asa, was able to chop into multiple humans who had turned into trees without the Aging Devil's power, by tapping into an innate mechanism triggered when they reached the culmination of thought. After boring a large hole into them, he proceeded to eat their internals until nothing was left.), Varies; At least Multi-City Block level when transformed (Much stronger than his prior key's due to the success of Fami's plan of re-empowering Chainsaw Man with fear which caused Chainsaw Man to become an everyday object of fear on par with sickness and aging, aging being later revealed as a devil with the name of a Primal Fear.), higher with chainsaws (Able to rip into and kill the Spear, Whip, and Sword Hybrids with relative ease Carved up Fake Chainsaw Man with no difficulty)Edward Cullen>Wall level+ (Comparable to Emmet.). Vampire Venom may bypass durability, especially if the opponent is not a vampire or a werewolf (It can turn humans into vampires and it's poisonous to animals and shape-shifters)
>>153436252Isn't Deku getting another movie?
>>153436243D gapes this fraud.
Gru vs Megamind...?
Werewolves RAPE and GAPE vampires and their entire verseMermen RAPE and GAPE vampires and their entire verseMinotaurs RAPE and GAPE vampires and their entire verseCentaurs RAPE and GAPE vampires and their entire verseFairies RAPE and GAPE vampires and their entire verseSuccubuses RAPE and GAPE vampires and their entire verseMummies RAPE and GAPE vampires and their entire verseGhosts RAPE and GAPE vampires and their entire verseWendigos RAPE and GAPE vampires and their entire verse
>>153436257Keep weeping nog you aren't capable of anything else
>>153435525Transkima's series got killed like an old dog by its own author so she ain't beating a wet paper bag
>>153436266In what way is Caine a fraud?
>>153436255What part of>Er, not really.Are you not understanding?
Cucky Makima.
>>153436200Shut up and go unclog my toilet
>>153436280Statements merchant.
>>153436275Did someone catch the preview?
>>153436275Gru stomps? yes
>>153436278Come on, I want to see a big melty. Make me laugh
>>153436277CANON!!!
>>153436227>same boring red and european noble boring crap but for coomers
>>153436230Our Queen's best Match up is against Pinhead, but he has better fights so I don't see this happening at all.I guess Kenyaku is also decent but only if they actually do their research to include his summons in the fight (Geto would be better but Kenyaku is the one who can actually fight back)
>vampiresMolag Bal victims.
>>153436243>Jobs to saying sorryWhat is this jobber on about?
>>153436287is that Jiren?
>>153436298>No De-gun counters
>>153436299Boring nog is boring, go try interacting with media instead of wasting everyone's time with your dogshit tier posts.
>>153436288He cant really be used in the TTRPG because if he is showing up it's probably just game over.Also, he scales far, FAR above the 3rd generation vampires and all of them are potential world ending threats on their own.Also, he has the whole 'lol cant die because GOD said so, and LOL if you attack me you take the attack back but at 7x the power' curse.
>>153436303Makima's best thematic matchup is Princess Bubblegum, the similarities are so obvious an Adventure Time artist drew this
>>153436311>saying sorryin his mind he did nothing wrong, so why would he apologize?
>>153436227>GUYZZZZZZZ PLS PLAY MY DYING GACHASHART ITS BLEEDING PLAYERS AND IF THE SERVERS SHUT DOWN ALL THE THOUSANDS OF BAHT I SPENT IN GAME WILL BE SENT TO THE VOID
>>153436258>Edward is wall levelWait for real? Lol
>>153436302It's a Spanish noblewoman pretending to be a knight this time
>>153436337>two tranny shows fused
>>153436304Rape victims yes.>>153436322Just say to him that killing you is admitting that he wants forgiveness from God and he'll have to fuck off because of his pride.
Kars vs Alucard would've been the cooler match desu.
>>153436322D bypasses infinity and is multiversal. He can slash concepts and other stupid shit.
Hircine > Molag Bal.Werewolves > Vampires.
>>153436252Apparently the girl who likes him will fight for him or something but no, he doesn't even get a handshake.
>Chainsóy Goy fans coping out of control because their series crashed and burnedLol
Well?
>>153436347its a [no one cares] who [no one cares]
>>153436347As a guy who plays Limbus you're not selling the character very well
>>153436322>probably just game over.>probably Lady of pain victim.
But what if it was a BIGFOOT vampire?
>>153436358>no, he doesn't even get a handshake.Holy BASED DekCHAD wins
I don't respect any of these characters, and I do not acknowledge their strength (Large Building Level+)
>>153436360It ran pretty long to get such an unceremoniously crappy ending, let them cope a little longer.
Vampires jobs to garlicGarlic Gun is Bejita's main attackTherefore Bejita>>>>>vampiresYep yeo
Cucky Hircine
>>153436365I know.
>>153436354>look it up>low 1-C>Caine is 1-Aaccording to VSBW Caine still winsand GOD doesn't want Caine to die until Caine apologizes, so I don't think he'd let D kill him
>>153436360>Still mindbroken by Chainsaw KinoYep, Makima is eternal.
>>153436337That's not random, the mangaka literally made the comparison.
>>153436395Tranny moeshitter
>>153436398>VSBW
HOLY FUARK
>>153436361Frankenstein or Dracula
>>153436369If Caine goes to Sigil? Yeah, he loses.But the Lady of Pain's power doesn't seem to go outside of her own realm.
>>153436354Doesn't matter, Caine can't die until he acknowledges he was wrong according to Tier 0 God.
Who should Grimm black souls fight?
>>153436382Men of erudite taste saw that part 2's trajectory was pointing down from only a few chapters in
>>153436402...ly licking Scooby's asshole clean
>>153436243Pay for your gas, bitch
>>153436412Reminder Bionicle unironically gapes 99% of the series posted in these halls
>>153436319>No De-gu-ACK!!!
>>153436427D simply kills him anyway like he has done to other immortals.
>>153436428Alex YIIK (he loses this)Luka MGQ (he also loses this)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fC2oke5MFg>What's more powerful? Destroying 1 ton of steel or 10,000,000 tons of clouds?>But steel is heavier than clouds...
>>153436445it doesn't
>>153436428Alex Yiik
>>153436455Wouldn't Grimm just rape Luka to death?
>>153436189Why are you restricting them to only feats in games they aren't even in?
>>153436452Is D tier 0 and omnipotent?
>>153436448You only need one shot and Gru is dead. >HydrationThere's also delete and destroy :)
>>153436472when Monster Girl Quest was on VSBW it was one of the strongest RPGMaker verses on it
>>153436468Holy fuck two meta textual gods! We should add battler in this death battle too.
>>153436360The spergery when the final chapters were revealed is still peak funny
>>153436482post delete and destroy being used on someone also same gun means same aiming and overheating problem
>>153436472Luka isn't gay and would be more like Vernai than Bill/Hansel. He also scales higher than Grimm, IIRC.
>>153436457it does
>>153436513nope
>>153436428I'd say Rance, but Grimm gigastomps that match up so hard it's unfair.
>>153436477D isn't fighting God, he's fighting Caine. Who jobs.
Nobody gives a shit about Megamind
>>153436468>>153436455YIIK having a somewhat sizable number of people who bring him up here amuses me greatly
>>153436337That's good as well, although I don't know if Bubblegum has any better options
>>153436529In a death battle yes, and God will not under any circumstance let Caine die until he seeks forgiveness and repents.
For me, it's images of two futas standing where one futa is very clearly the top with a penis multiple times larger groping the bottom with a really tiny pathetic precum-leaking penis that YOU JUST KNOW goes completely unused and either uselessly flops around dribbling cum or is permanently caged. For powerscaling reasons.
>>153436452Were those immortals given immortality by the All Mighty Christian GOD himself?
Now that the dust has settled I am glad we all agree Alucard won against Dio, Denji, Makima and everyone else brought up.
>>153435544>Space Ripper Stingy Eyes works like Cyclops' Optic Blast actually, he can totally mow down a whole army with itWut
>>153436594it's better when the futa that is smaller and has has the smaller dick is actually the top
>>153436547Him being genuinely universe+ through direct feats helps.
The small dog is barking again...
>>153436594I wish a futa with a massive cock would fuck my tight little ass and turn my anys inside out
>>153436551Truthfully Big Mom should probably fight Ragyo if you want a semi-fair debate, as Ash vs Yugi suggests all the Pokebitches are going to get universe level
is there any YouTube channels where some femcel is complaining about her problems?
>>153436615Denji cant help it, his Mistress told him to bark, so he had to bark...
The triumphant lion roars his victory again...
Despicable Me is one of the most popular movie franchises ever. Megamind sadly never made more than $400m.I never want a #DeathBattle to feel like it's picking at a little guy, so I hope most people come away from today's episode for a new appreciation for an overlooked gem.
>>153436594Surely she gets a reach around sometimes, right?
Sonic wonnedDragon ball losted
>>153436626Jonesy...
What tier of cukoldry does Cucky Peter scale to?
>>153436594Favorite vampire?
>>153436662DIO-SAMA, THE BISEXUAL VAMPIRIC KING!
>>153436662Arcueid Brunestud of course.
>>153436650Size theft victim and permanent chastity at least.
>>153436547It helps YIIK is a feats and statements verse
>>153436650Paul looks so manly here
https://youtu.be/MGJAdOtMS_MGru vs Megamind preview
>>153436662Kars! No, Wammu! I mean, Esidisi! Gah, I can't choose!
>>153436554>>153436595D just negates it and kills him. Caine isn't even forbidden from dying, he can die but it would "allegedly" doom the killer. Too bad D has dealt with shit like that before.
>>153436686oh my god their minions impression is terrible
>>153436694D has dealt with omnipotent God?
>>153436710D isn't fighting God, retard.
>>153436662Eli from Let the Right One In
If you can't dodge this, you don't belong in this thread.
>>153436722But somehow he's dealt with omnipotent portents of doom before?
>>153436694>isn't even forbidden from dyinghe literally is forbidden from dying until GOD allows him toowhich he wont, until Caine finally submits and apologizeswhich Caine wontnow post proof that D can negate a curse placed on someone by an omnipotent GOD otherwise D literally has no way of killing Caine
>>153436694D isn't negating shit from God you tard
>>153436686>No Minion or Nefario (unless they're mute/using recycled voicelines)Huh
If you’re looking at the absolute top tier vampire across fiction, a few names consistently come up:1. Alucard (Hellsing)He’s often the default answer. Alucard isn’t just strong—he’s basically unkillable unless very specific conditions are met. He can regenerate from almost anything, control shadows, summon entire armies of souls he’s absorbed, shapeshift, and warp reality to a degree. By the end of Hellsing Ultimate, he’s closer to an eldritch entity than a traditional vampire.2. DraculaNot just the classic Dracula—this version is essentially a dark god. He commands chaos, resurrects repeatedly, and has near-limitless magical power. In many timelines, he’s the embodiment of evil itself, which puts him way beyond a normal “vampire.”3. AkashaFrom Anne Rice’s universe, Akasha is the original vampire—the source of all others. That alone makes her insanely powerful. She’s physically invincible compared to younger vampires and has abilities like mind control and global-scale influence.4. Varney / Death (true form)A bit of a technicality, but in the Castlevania Netflix show, this “vampire” is actually Death itself in disguise—feeding on suffering. That puts him on a conceptual, near-unstoppable level.5. DA dhampir, not a pure vampire—but his power level is absurd. He has superhuman abilities plus mysterious, almost cosmic forces backing him. In some interpretations, he rivals or exceeds ancient vampires.So who’s the strongest?If you force a single answer, Alucard (Hellsing) is usually the most commonly argued pick because of how absurdly hard he is to truly destroy.But if you allow more abstract or godlike interpretations, Castlevania’s Dracula or entities like Death can arguably surpass him depending on the version.
>>153436771they'll be in the background fist fighting
>>153436635No it's much lewder if it's a 2 inch permaflaccid futa micropenis that could only ever be jerked off with two fingers and looks so pathetic and frail that even flicking it would cause it to helplessly ejaculate. For powerscaling reasons of course.
>>153436243I don't get this MU. Shouldn't he fight other DM game over tools?
>>153436740>he literally is forbidden from dying until GOD allows him tooHeadcanon. Why would God even protect him from D in the first place? Don't be moronic.
>>153436779Thanks, Chat GPT
>>153436707Please explain how a Minion should sound
doesn't WOD have 4 different Gods?
>>153436805like thishttps://youtu.be/oT43Aafi92I?si=l4iIHVw_Rkgp7qj9
>>153436787Yes, but what other 'GAME OVER' tools are strong enough to fight Caine?Like, Adam Smasher is typically used as a game over tool in Cyberbunk TTRPG, but I don't think he's anywhere close enough to even harm Caine.>>153436796>why would God even protect him from Dbecause GOD, like Caine, is also a petty being who wants Caine to stop being stubborn and accept he was wrongso he cursed Caine to immortality, and even allowed him to create children, only for Caine to then have to watch those children kill each other for eternityGOD is typically a spiteful and vengeful being, especially when he wants to make you accept that he is right
>>153436809WoD only has one GOD God, IIRC
>>153436779>AISaaarrr...
>>153436836would they be able to have Rosen Garten Saga on death battle? they'd have to block the visual feats a lot, but there is some good characters to choose from, since all the high tiers are at least somewhere around mountain level
>>153436868the DOCTOR is moon level
>>153436779>AIFVARK I FUCKING KNEEL!!
>>153436868Kratos one-shots with his pinky.
>>153436779AIucard...
>>153436830>what other 'GAME OVER' tools are strong enough to fight Caine?Orcus
>>153436882retconned into a moon sized illusion by Toriyama according to Kakarot which is retarded
How far do the Demon Roots characters scale?
>>153436862No. They would have to gloss over like half of all feats and the literal powers/hax of certain characters if they wanted to keep it PG.
>>153436900
Head-to-Head AnalysisPhysicals: D outscales heavily. Caine's strength/speed (even at Antediluvian-exceeding levels) doesn't match D's consistent galaxy/universe+ showings or MFTL+ to immeasurable speed. D could blitz or overwhelm before Caine reacts fully.Hax and defenses: D's conceptual cuts, regeneration negation, soul/non-physical attacks, and durability ignoring strikes are tailor-made against vampires. He routinely kills or harms beings with extreme regen, immortality, and esoteric defenses. Caine's sevenfold reflection is nasty, but D has tanked/reflected far worse cosmic energies, survived universal threats, and has ways to bypass or outlast curses (his own resistances, Left Hand absorption, or Akashic-level rewriting). If D lands a decisive conceptual strike on the "Fount of Life" equivalent or exploits vampire weaknesses (which Nobles share), Caine's curse might not save him.Mind/soul/reality: Both have strong mental resistances and manipulation, but D has faced and overcome planetary/universal-scale psychic, illusory, and reality-warping threats. Caine's Dominate/Presence is potent but unlikely to stick on someone with D's willpower and anti-hax feats.Caine's divine edge: The God-curse and immortality are his biggest trump cards. In a strict "who dies first" scenario, killing Caine could backfire horribly on D. However, D has immortality negation, dealt with god-like or void-tied entities (Sacred Ancestor), and higher-end keys involve rewriting reality itself via Akashic Records.Most likely outcome: D's superior speed, striking power, hax (especially conceptual/durability-negating swordplay), and experience hunting god-tier vampires give him the win 8-9/10 times. He could dismember, conceptually erase, or overwhelm Caine before the reflection fully matters, or survive/absorb the backlash long enough to finish it. D has fought and beaten entities on or above the level Caine operates at in raw power.
>>153436905is the Kakarot game canon?>>153436904Orcus from DND?That could be fun, but I think a DND deity might be out of Caine's league.>>153436918True. How would they even work in Siegfried's sword that turns men into extremely horny women?
>>153436905>Videotoy>>153436930No.
>>153436926>JEETai not understanding what 'GOD SAYS HE CANNOT DIE' meanskek
>>153436900...
>>153436930no but it has some stuff written by Toriyama and it gives the only explanation for how Piccolo could destroy the moon you know besides just being strong enough to destroy it
>>153436930Orcus is technically just a Demon Lord, but he controls several minor deities like Vecna, Strahd, and every other vampire or lich in the entire DnD setting
No, Caine's curse (the Mark of Cain) probably wouldn't reliably save him or doom D in this matchup. It could complicate things or cause serious backlash, but D has the tools, scaling, and resistances to push through or mitigate it in most scenarios.What the Mark of Cain Actually Does in WoD LoreIn Vampire: The Masquerade (especially oWoD), the Mark is divine protection from God/Jehovah:Anyone who wounds Caine suffers the same damage sevenfold (or sometimes interpreted as seven times worse).Killing him is supposed to bring even harsher punishment — the killer "dies seven times more painfully" or faces God's direct wrath.It's not just raw reflection; it's tied to the biblical curse. Caine is meant to wander as punishment, and interfering with that (especially lethally) invites cosmic/divine consequences.It's a strong defensive hax with attack reflection and conceptual "don't touch God's special project" energy. High-level interpretations also tie it to broader immortality and curse manipulation. However, it's not absolute invincibility — lore hints that sufficiently powerful beings (like full-power Lilith, certain Archmages, or entities on the level of angels/Elohim in extreme Gehenna scenarios) could potentially overcome or bypass aspects of it, though at great cost.Why It Likely Wouldn't Fully Work Against DConceptual attacks and durability negation: D's sword can cut the Fount of Life (the conceptual source of vitality itself), bypassing conventional durability, high-godly regeneration, and many forms of immortality. He has wounded the Sacred Ancestor (his father/progenitor), whose true form is "infinitely compacted darkness" — a godlike, near-omnipresent entity tied to the Void, creation of universes, and the Akashic Records (which encompass all of creation, past/present/future across multiple universes). D forced the Sacred Ancestor into a physical manifestation just to strike him and succeeded.
>>153436968Every good guy to ever exist.....
>>153436957>creates an illusion of the moon being destroyedwhat the fuck? we just see him fire a ki blast and it blows uphow did he create an illusion?
>>153436900.................
>>153436979demon magic that looks like a ki blast or some shit
>WoD fraudcheckOhnonononono KEK
Post the strongest RPG characters whether they're indie or mainstream.
>>153436968Trunks...
>JEETai is a fraudcheckyeah lets forget the fact that it's ignoring a whole bunch of shit that Caine has to counter D's hax, because both of them are hax machines
>>153437003Cthulhu from Cthulhu Saves The World
Caine doesn't have shit because he's a featless fraud statement merchant.You lost.
Can you post WoD Caine destroying a mountain?
Your "hero" gets fodderized by the boundless+++++^999 OC I just came up with a few seconds ago btw.
Caine is a bum ass taxi driver.
>>153437046no
>>153436972Does Orcus control Vecna? Because Orcus's CR is only 26, which means he is a very powerful being, but he is beatable. I thought he was just Vecna's patron for a while?
>>153437003My HERO
>>153437027>D sissy getting mad he cant just kill Cainekek, good luck getting through tier 5 mage magicgood luck killing someone who resists existence erasuregood luck killing someone who's speed is immeasurable
>>153437046Post your OC destroying a mountain (the Kratos filter)
>>153437070Post Caine destroying a mountain.
>>153437077post D destroying a mountain
>>153437070Sacred Ancestor is all these things but better and D beat him. Next cope?
>>153436957OH NO DRAGONFAGS
Bring me Alucard
IHATE WEAKLING
>>153437093>all these things but betterand your proof of this is?oh... nothing?
>>153437112Want me to post the D books? You haven't even posted any feats for Caine, lol.
I-I-I'm sorry, I can't destroy a mountain...
>>153437106Good thing you're not fighting a weakling then, innit?
I may have no feats but I'M NOT A FRAUD OKAY???
>>153437125>booksso... statements? because we aren't seeing those feats?
I may have feats but I'M A FRAUD OKAY???
ENOUGH
>>153437134>>153437144World of Darkness Caine...
It wasn't that bad
>>153437056Orcus can control all Liches and Vampires because he's the one who invented them and effectively put a magical backdoor in for himself Vecna is the First Lich, but he is still a Lich therefore Orcus can control himHe doesn't necessarily control them 24/7 though, and he has plenty of worshippers despite not technically being a deity... well he was at one point then he died now he's not again but his divine essence turned into a ghost that wanders around who will just bring him back willinglyThis is why Orcus is almost impossible to permanently destroy despite canonically fully dying so hard once that he lost 99% of his powers and turned into a weird ghost thing, and jobbing to adventurers in multiple canon DnD campaigns As long as there is even a single Lich or Vampire anywhere, Orcus can force them to bring him back and has done so to Vecna. IIRC he also forced Acererak, the most powerful non-deity Lich, to bring him back onceOrcus also knows the Last Word, a magic word which permanently destroys anything that hears it, and has used this while sort of dead to blackmail a few different deities into into resurrecting him
>>153437188It was even worse!
>>153437188Kratos is aura mogging
Don't talk shit about Caine, alright? He was... walking around menacingly for thousands of years. Better watch yourself, punk...
AHEMCANONBATTLEWIKIS which we know Death Battles almost certainly uses, list Caine as 1-A.Therefore, in a CANON DEATH BATTLE Caine would mog the sissy low 1-C D and low 1-C Sacred Ancestor.
>>153437171>8-BKEK
>>153437254Hmmhttps://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Izanami_(Persona)
>>153437072There is nothing but a crater left behind. Completely vaporized.
>>153437273>LORDsona titan is 1-AYep.
Lore: High 1-AFeats: 8-C
>>153437273>1-A BEASTLY GAS STATION ATTENDANT>1-A IMMEASURABLE CAB DRIVERholy FUARK... imagine the UNIVERSAL DESTRUCTION from such a battle
I just saw a Twitter post about the Invincible verse vs Gero's door and a question came into my headcould Atom Eve's powers effect the Androids? more specifically the non-organic parts inside like the infinite ki generator?and no this isn't a who would win question
DickCOCKaineAll kneel to KINGdalfhttps://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Gandalf
>>153437301>high 1-Aso theoretically, a battle between BEASTDALF and COCAINE would be an extreme diff fight for BEASTDALF?
My Butler? 1-A.My Gas Store Attendant? 1-AMy Cab Driver? You better believe he's 1-fucking-A.My gimp rape sex slave? A mere 2-A for his barbaric feats of destroying an infinite multiverse onscreen...
>WoD CaineMy verse's SHED WALLS are TREMBLING...
>>153437292Unironically peak
>>153437319noHigh 1-A+, which I'm pretty sure the only other verse to get that is DC but I'm unsure
Reminder almost everyone in Kinikuman are mountain busters and in nisei everyone is a volcano and mountain buster.
>>153437332>Caine pulls up for some gas>they both realize they are immortal super beings
This AI sloppa is more coherent and intelligent than a lot of you guys, even if it fucks up and draws from flawed sources
nobody cares about Ultraman's bastard son
>>153437046My OC blinked and erased the very concept of your OC from existence and any possibility of him coming back. His reality warping hax are so powerful and mock up attempt of your OC returning is declared as IESLB and there's literally nothing you can do about it. The truth detector has confirmed all of this to be true. We checked the calendar and it is not opposite day and the G1 blog discussing this match up favored my OC winning (58-0)
>Most popular anime in Japan and the West>Highly successful sequel series>Most iconic anime character of the 21st century>Universal scaling>Actually marries his love interest and has multiple kids>Actually kisses his wife onscreen unlike a certain retarded space monkey>MFTL on-screen feats>Most respected anime in these threadsYup yup! Looks like Naruto wins this thread!
And the winner is Sonic! The loser could not even fight Sonic because he instantly became gay looking at him....
If KINGtos is so powerful why doesn't he just make himself grow hair
Your OC? Virgin perfomative onions 11-C loser. My OC? Gigachad pussy slayer High 1-S BEAST.
>>153437352>nobody cares about UltramanTHIS.
>>153437352It's Ultraseven's son and he's... Whatever the opposite of a bastard is, when the mom fucks off.
>>153437383>1-S0-C victim
>>153437396my mistake
>>153437383isn't High 1-S just what the old VSBW's version of tier 0?
>>153437301>>153437319Read the entry you nobooks retards, he's only high 1-A when he's in his Maiar formVSBW says he's only 7-A while he's a wizardI think you could MAYBE wank Gandalf to 4-C with statements about his Ring of Power, which is supposed to have the power of the Sun
>>153437352He's Ultraseven's son, actually.
>>153437188Why did Dante vs Clive have a button mash battle and not this? I don't remember Devil May Cry having quick time events
>>153437437So... without being in his Maiar form he is actually FRAUDalf?
>>153437368>Actually marries his love interestHE. FUMBLED. SASUKE.
>>153437453Dante Vs. Clive is everything Kratosura wishes it could be. It did damn near everything perfect.
>>153437453>>153437471I still blame it on them not using Greek Kratos for the fight
ENTER
>>153437519BEASTS... and shillzard.
>Lord of the FRAUDS
>>153437525Post Sargeras not being imprisoned for eternity by a literally cuckold
>>153437550It's the CHADtans keeping Sargeras imprisoned, not KEKidan.
>>153437443Get back to your dead thread for japanese manchildren
>>153437525lol?
>the Wizard 101 victim is talking
>>153437567Make me
>>153437571>vague and lack featsThis is the same site that had DP characters at multiversal bruh, they don't care about that.
>>153437580https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/The_Player_(Wizard101)>1-A>HIS WEAKEST FORM IS UNIVERSAL
I, Vampire.
Hellsing is good. CSM is crap.Alucard wins.
>>153437630nice pants
>>153435543no one cares about your cringe roosterteeth show
The most cucked character is Megumi Fushigoro from JJK he didn't even get an adult design in the new epilogue
>>153437668Megumi? Drunk driving victim.Also, yeah, it's funny as fuck how cucked Megumi got throughout JJK. Even Nobara, who was COMA'D for fucking like 70% of the manga didn't get cucked as hard.
Alucard fags are trying to enter the Jester force or something?
>>153437454Yup. He's an old man with some magic and a ring with the power of the sun, he was kept weak on purpose to keep him humble. He still high diff'd the Balrog though.
>>153437188I actually thought the animation for Kratos vs. Asura was good. I know a lot of people had problems with it, but I thought it was great.Even if you disagree about Asura losing, given the power gap between the two it makes sense for Kratos to take little damage. It also put Kratos in some kind of a mentor or elder role to Asura, and let Kratos show how far he had come by defeating someone who had been down the same path as him. He wasn't just fighting Asura, he was TEACHING Asura. And I think that's very heartwarming in a way. That Kratos would take the lessons he learned and help someone who was just like him.If this weren't a Death Battle I'm sure they would have ended cordially and taught each other well. The alternate ending is weird, even if heartwarming in its own way. It was nice to see Kratos reunite with his daughter, but it feels weird to have him just stand there and take that punch.I haven't played Asura's game though (but after watching this fight I think I might watch a playthrough!) so I might be missing stuff but as a big GoW fan I thought they did Kratos justice and from what I saw they treated Asura with the utmost respect. What character has ever gotten an alternate ending made just for them?
>>153437616>Tier: Low 2-C | At least Low 2-C, possibly higher; 2-A with absorption | Low 1-C, possibly 1-A | Low 1-C, possibly 1-A | Low 1-C, possibly 1-AWHAT THE FUCK
ENOUGH!If your hero cannot fly by spinning his massive COCK like a propeller, than he is a FRAUD.End of STORY.
>>153437319Ye
>>153437762>He was TEACHING Asura.>teaching the guy who's anger was never actually harmful>who is fucking like tends of thousands of years older than him>who is a FEATSGOD unlike him>admits he never played the game and probably never watched any of a playthroughwarrior-z is a special kind of warrior alright
>>153437454in the hobbit he hides up a tree because there were some goblins riding wolves nearby
>>153437580>>153437616>Implying the other jobber schools are anywhere close to Death KINGS.
>>153437762Timeless, iconic TRVTH NVKE
>>153437810>>153437454He's holding back
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Morganthe>Pulled the stars out of the sky in outrage for not mastering Star Magic. Stated to have destroyed stars in the past and although she could not master Star Magic, she could destroy it)AIEEEEEEEEEE
>>153437829those were BOUNDLESS+++ goblins, the same kind that even managed to injure KINGtos who was using 1% of his power
>>153437845Morganthe my beloved
>>153437752>>153437810>HUMBLEdalf hides from GOBLINSKEEEEEEEEEEKi NEVER want to see lord of the FRAUDS in these halls EVER againjaime STOMPS araKEK btw
>>153437871>Game of KEK fag thinks he can say anything
>>153437871T-they were really scary goblins...
>>153437871Jaime couldn't even beat a weak as fuck GoT dragon lmao
Post Kratos tanking a small sedan hitting him at <40 mph
>>153437904Jaime Lannister just destroyed you as well. Another flawless victory for the undefeated best swordsman in fiction.
>>153437871There were outerversal wolves too.
Glad we moved from 8-C frauds to 1-A BEASTS
>>153437914I cant okay? I fucking CANT! Are you happy?>>153437919>undefeated>would lose to Selmy>would lose to Dane>would lose to prime Bobby Bkek
>>153437871Jaime's tier btw
>>153437933>1-A beastspftttt I am now onto TYPE 0 BOUNDLESS GODShttps://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/The_Essential_Divinity#The_Celestial_Chorus
>>153437933More like 8-C beasts vs 1-A frauds, at least the 8-Cs have feats
>>153437952>Now let's see Aragorn's p- HIGH 3-A?!
>>153437957>WoD was created by a woman goddessNo wonder it's so fucked up. My LORD would never fumble like a stupid FOID.
>>153436157these guys out class everyone in this thread pretty hard. nobody does any reading though, so they wouldn't know any better.
>>153437997>Touhou victim babble
Wow, that Gru model they used looks fucking awful.And the minions all sound bad, too. Could they seriously not just use stock minion babbling audio? It's not like what they say is coherent.
>>153438052Silence, FRAUDhou
>>153437766Alucard did that once.
>>153438064>Instant HBOCRumao, just stop Christcuck, this is embarrassing
>>153437871He hid from goblins to protect the mortals he was travelling with.He's shown repeatedly that he can't use even the full power of his wizard form with mortals nearby, that's why he had to send the rest of the Fellowship ahead while he fought the Balrog alone.If the dwarfs and Bilbo weren't there Gandalf would have stomped.>>153437975>FraudsIn his Wizard form sure.Maiar Gandalf scales to and above max power Maiar Sauron.They're literally the same order of being, that's why Gandalf was sent to Middle Earth so weak he could have been Sauron 2.That's why Gandalf was kept in a jobber old man body, if he wasn't kept humble by being trapped in his mortal form he could have become another Dark Lord.He still would have become a Dark Lord even with his wizard body if he had ever been given the One Ring, which he almost was. Tolkien confirmed One Ring Gandalf would have solo'd Sauron but then become something worse.
GOOOOOOOD afternoon, /dbg/! GOD here! I've just come here to let you know that I am that I am, YHWH (Yes, THE Yahweh) RAPING and GAPING your favourite false god and his demonic religion! I'm sorry, but it's the truth! GODWH really is that canonically powerful that I can SOLO ALL THEOLOGIES!! Don't like it? Well too bad, so sad! Like a decrepit, old broken idol! Keep coping, paganjeets! Those tears will be extra delicious once YHWH VS Composite Pagan theology releases and the winner is (Obviously) GOD!!!!!Of course, it wouldn't matter WHO they pit I am that I am up against since I'd SOLO them anyway!>Baal and his entire epithetsRAPED and GAPED>Marduk, Enki, Enlil, Ashur, Teshub, Kumarbi, TarhunRAPED and GAPED>Ra and his pantheonRAPED, PLAGUED, GAPED and ENSLAVED.>Odin and his GinnungagapHANGED, BANGED, and FLAMBÉD by my Axis Mundi!>Zeus, Poseidon, and HadesRAPED and GAPED on the Altar of Pergamon, and their gold PLUNDERED.>Ahura MazdaRAPED and GAPED.>Vishnu, Shiva, Indra or whoever the fuck the jeet "monotheistic" "god" is supposed to beRAPED and GAPED>Allah/HubalRAPED and GAPED>Aztec, Mayan and Incan PantheonsRAPED and GAPED. BLED, and FLED.>AmaterasuRAPED and GAPED.>Satan and his LegionsRAPED, GAPED, TRAPPED and BETRAYED. IN THE KEK REALM. ALONG WITH ALL THE FALLEN ANGELS!>BuddhaRAPED. AND. GAPED. INTO. NONEXISTENCE. ALONG WITH THE ENTIRE PAGAN THEOLOGY!!!>ChemoshErm let me get back to you on that...This is true!! It really is!! Here's my BOUNDLESS OMNISCIENT LIE DETECTOR's reaction! Let me just turn it on and...>*BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP* VLTRA MEGA TRVKE DETECTED!!! NOT A SINGLE STRING OF A LIE!!!Holy Spirit! The state of these KWABbaalahs! See? YHWH just wins! All day every day!!!
>>153438064>remembering that Devine Comedy Jesus was going to have a tier 0 profile but it was rejected since it would've just been a profile for the actual religious Jesus
>>153438088RETARD-chama...
This is going to be so fucking funny...
>>153438089so bilbo and the dwarves are also sub-goblin frauds
according to VSBW everyone in LotR has boundless soulhax resistances
>>153438088>hiding behind other christ?
>>153438127Yeah? Bilbo is a hobbit. That's equal to maybe one goblin when it comes to fights.
According to VSBW my asshole has boundless penetration resistance.
>>153438089>EVILdalf would be EVILER sauron if he wasn't HUMBLEDholy FUARKKKKK...
Funny thing is this team is more than enough to beat AFO. Most of them have continental scaling, after all.
>>153437937>MK fatalities Post Omni-Man TANKING a kitchen knife
>D>Caine>Izanami>Gandalf>Aslan>Wizardry 101 Player CharacterFVARK. Superman, Goku, Thor, Hulk, and Ultraman RAN in anticipation of these boundless beasts, and only the weak sissy Reimu concubine bothered to show up to get RAPED and GAPED.
>>153438151With the One Ring? Yes.Without the One Ring but with his full Maiar power? Maybe, it was too much of a risk.
>>153438064>VSBW>HBOC based on the statement of an autor of another verse Pathetic, my GOAT Allah would never put such a embarrassing performance
>>153438116Looks like fucking ass. Just cancel the episode
>>153438116Looks like the smug redhead woman wojak,
>>153437952>street tierlmao, not even
>>153437997The oldest Biblical inscriptions found at Kuntillet Ajrud and Khirbet el-Qom describe a Female Goddess named Asherah in the Bible who created all Life while Yahweh created the World. Jesus derived his mythology from her.Jeremiah and Ezekiel blame people worshipping Asherah more than Yahweh for making Yahweh "jealous", and cite his jealousy as the reason he allowed the destruction of Jerusalem.
>>153438116tf was this made in, source filmmaker?
>>153438223No one cares about your jewish fanfiction, Moshe.
>>153437616Post your hero tanking a triple bladed, double feinted, colossal 7 pip AoE or you can't refute 1-A Wizard101
>>153437997LOOK AROUND YOU YOUR FUCKING LORD ALREADY FUMBLED HARDER THAN ANYONE ELSE
>>153438237That comes from the BIBLE, THO
>>153438182Lie detector...*silence*TRVTH NVKE!
The only thing I know about Wizard 101 is that one video where a Life Wizard turns the main villain gay.
>>153438248My LORD created women with huge boobs, so I know HE is good.
>>153437188that shit was retarded, Asura is by a far and wide margin the strongest video game character. only Japanese VN and Chinese/Korean Monhuas mog him. clearly they had favoritism going on here, and didn't even bother with the AR lore.
Kratos is far more powerful than Jesus because Kratos redeemed Asura but Jesus could never redeem Satan.
>>153438116Grim. I can't believe the DevilSHARTemis episode is going to end up being the best fight of the year.
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/The_Buddha_(World_of_Darkness)BEHOLD THE BUDDHA
>>153435563>>153435563Use the thread that's already up
KINGtos
>>153438293Earlyfag...
>>153438279How can you 'redeem' someone who doesn't need redemption?Asura wasn't evil, and never was.>>153438258is... is that canon?
>>153438248The world is still beautiful. He did not fumble.
>>153438251The bible is not canonOnly VSBW is
>Makima Thread in /co/>It last till 500 posts without being deleted Our QVEEN did it again!
>>153438302Asura was a monster and tried to destroy the world with his own daughter on it just to try and punch Kratos. He's no longer a monster now that Kratos taught him what it means to be a hero.
Sonic won
>>153437355I concede. My OC was already RAPED and GAPED. Back to the drawing board, I guess...
>>153438182I can make them run with a gun, those wall level frauds aren't impressive.
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