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>>153437341wet ass kiss
>>153437333>Writing makes such a big deal about these things>Kirkman never has them do a damn thing
>>153437304Probably the biggest example of how much the TV show lacks direction in important scenes.>>153437326and also how much of a pushover edgy 2000s comic book creatives are when it comes to appease modern audiences that don't exist and corporate overlords.
>>153437370>Sorry Mark I can't go see your brother now that you've been awake for 10 minutes I need to go to my ex boyfriends funeral that you need to ask where I'm even goingI get it but also c'mon
>>153437380The fact no one called him out on this is insane
>>153437358He wastes them on Robot's crashout.
Starting issue #66
>>153437433Kirkman is such a hack.>CIA spook king of the USA doesn't have a single mind-reader on his staff>They don't bother with the minimum of putting one of those sonic devices in his head set to go off constantly if he escapes as a backup
>not a single brownielucan must be some kind of mutant
>>153437489>"Cross-breeding with conquered races, something that had long been forbidden, was now encouraged"And yet we never see a single hybrid outside of the human and bug-people ones made during the course of the story...
oh hey look its strong general womyn who totally deserves to be in the hero lineup
>>153437526>I didn't knowThey only had over a billion corpses ringing around their home planet.
>>153437503>>153437509Allen's worthless child-hating bitch girlfriend is so awful, why does the cartoon try to shill her so hard?
>>153437433Kinda funny how not even the show bothered to soften the blow in any way. It was *that* dumb of a moment for Cecil.
>>153437537she's a pre-established pussy haver in the vicinity of the main cast
>>153437537I mean it isn't really until that moment later we find out what a cunt she is
>>153437547>My betrayal was hidden, removed from history's recordSo I'm gonna assume the whole The Betrayer moniker is a show exclusive.
>>153437540Its not like the cartoon has improved the story, they made it worse in places like with their version of the scourge & purge
>>153437558the show made so many changes for the worse that add on
>>153437597
Starting issue #67
>>153437624look, nolan ishttps://youtu.be/D01NHPnLrVs
>>153437584>>153437624Its fucking bullshit that Spaceman here supposedly need a helmet to in space, when he survived for a hundred fucking years buried under rubble on an airless rockThere's no way life support would last that long.
>>153437433Why didn't he stick one of those transmitters in conquests head while it was split open
>>153437670b-b-but zoe saves his life!zoe is useful!zoe totally isn't a shitty replacement for tech jacket to fullfill sex quotas!
>>153437699>sees a kid>wtf why is she so sexy?they always tell on themselves
>>153437712fuck me, retardlook up what sex can mean not that sissy troon shit "gender" a literal make believe bullshit fantasy
>>153437694Is the notEnterprise just another chance to shit on others characters by having them be so incompetent? They do take alot of cheap shots like that.
>>153437742we're seriously not going to pretend picard's liberal cuck ass was competent, are we?
>>153437515My guess is that other hybrids either didn't got Viltrumite powers or where too weak for their standards.
>>153437733When the hell did he break his arm in that scuffle
>>153437433[POST ABOUT THE OBVIOUS THING SEA SALT SHOULDVE DONE]
>>153437515There's probably enough of a disparity in DNA that other hybrids being made aren't strong enough to either survive under their parents' rule or make a significant difference outside of their home planet.Or hell, even a true crossbreeding success like Mark would've been rejected and sent to die in some mine long before his powers manifested if he was sired on a conquered planet with no Earth Pussy(TM)
>>153437772ReAnimen?
Starting issue #68
>>153437772Should've just killed him. They couldn't even contain Mark, and you're telling me he thought he could work on someone faster than sound?
>>153437785To hell with this shitty eco-terrorist dinosaur
>>153437778fuck off, holy shit>>153437804it's insane how retarded liberals used to be and they're somehow more retarded now
>>153437496>>153437620>>153437778stop posting images during dump you retard
>>153437831
>>153437818There's no reason why Dinosaurus is so much stronger than everything else is there, its really lame when he one-chomps that major otherworldly baddie all the heroes are struggling with just to make Thragg look better when the same attack doesn't even mess up his hair
>>153437514OMNICAKE
>>153437853side-characters should know their place
>>153437823>>153437804Are you the same fags spamming all the abortion threads across the board
>>153437870based and redpilledbitch isn't even their real daughter
>>153437865Go back to the deathbattle general.
>>153437909>WHATS WRONG WITH YOUR FAAAAAAAAACE
>>153437699Zack was just as useless except he wasn't even man enough to suck alien gock
>>153437915>was in space in an instantthe sound thing would've done nothing then
>>153437930Are you retarded.It would have been inside his head.
>>153437673What does kanslok taste like
>>153437927zack actually could 1v1 viltrumites
>>153437948baked cheetos
>>153437694YEAH SUN DISK
End of issue #68Issues #69-72 tomorrow
>>153437979>FUCK! Constant unprotected sex means PROCREATION?!
>>153437979So... how hards the shitposting going to get? Are these threads actually gonna hit the bump limit cuz of them.
>>153437944...Do you not understand how sound works? Seriously, how many of you don't understand the concept of a vacuum? There is nothing to get the noise to the eardrums. There are no particles to vibrate.
>>153437979https://x.com/guccithealien/status/2048809525453717847
>>153437994Probably a couple hundred posts at least...but all from the same 1-2 users that have been doing the shitposting so far
>>153437999No, you are the one who doesn't understand how sound works, it doesn't just move through air.
>>153437979the show should do a filler episode where the ghost of Lil Aborto comes back to get revenge
>>153437994>>153438011like how you've been responding to yourself?
>>153437831Its bad etiqutte to be sure but it doesn't matter as much in these particular threads since they never even come close to the image cap by when the storytime is done.
>>153438025So what you're just an actual schizo conspiracyfag instead of a regular shitposter
>>153438016You colosaal fucking idiot. If it vibrated enough to make a sound through Viltrumite flesh, Cecil wouldn't even need the damn thing. You're telling me his sonic emmiters are the equivalent of a Viltrumite punch?
>>153437837>>153437824It's amazing how much this one moment doomed the narrative in retrospect
>>153438016>>153438056>t. two people who don't understand how frequencies work
>>153438056>colosaalThe device implanted within Mark worked fine.
>>153437812
>>153438080He was in the atmosphere, where there is air to transmit sound, the entire time.>>153438073enlighten us theninstead of being that bitch who says they have the answer but aren't going to say anything
There is some fact who types like he's underaged and gets really salty at the idea of viltrumites being outmatched in any way.
>>153438128being a passive-aggressive ESL isn't going to help you, anon
>>153438144Why can you not use capitals to start a sentence but do for lashing out with a buzzword term like ESL? Its pretty damn retarded.
>>153437909This feels like he want to spy on them doing it
>>153438063Dinosaurus at least saved Mark from Thragg.
>>153438073That's not what sound is either. Everything is a frequency if you're going down that route. It will just pass through viltrumites in space because there's nothing to transmit it in a form they could hear. Viltrumites clearly don't have that kind of super sense.
>>153438001It's amazing how everyone skips it, ignores it, or pretends like it's no big thing.
>>153437475how did conquest escape from ragnarape? also how do get into that situation without realizing you lost your powers was visiting a zoo?
>>153438224>he watches reactions
>>153438234"Good, I'm recovered. I will warm up by killing some worthle--- AAAAAAAAAAGG"
>>153438168Cause it means he totally doesn't care.
>>153437870>Heh, I love women with no confidence....>character exists to be a strawman to validate being a whore
>>153437412It was really weird and tone deaf
When you consider the fact that Eve is pretending to be their actual daughter who died at birth without their knowledge, you'll realize that Eve treating them like shit is a real cunt move.
>>153438415YesEve is probably one of the worst people in this entire comic. The show made her even fucking worse and people try to justify her hatong her dad because muh cakeBitch, you're skinwalking as their daughter and hating them for it.
>>153437966God damn Mark is such a pussy. She just walks all over him and he has to come back to apologize to her.
>>153438404Well the writer is weird and tone deaf
>>153438404>I have taken his likeness, I will be taking his name, and I will be taking his Amazon Prime subscription so I can catch Invincible Season 5 in 2027
https://x.com/990shitpost/status/2048919014450307509
>>153437312>flora and fungi? oh no those don't count as livingTypical fauna supremacist
>>153438404As tone deaf as Mark and Eve immediately fucking after the funeral of her ex-boyfriend who she just finished crying over.
>>153438404It sorta feels like anyone else would say how ridiculous and off-putting it is, but since it's Rudy it sorta makes sense given he's a giga autist. Though they should have probably had a couple characters side eyeing each other when he says this shit to drive that point home that everyone thinks it's weird because they also know Rudy is awkward as fuck he's paying what he believes is genuine respect.
>>153438508i laughed>>153438535zoe is for viltrumite breedingi wrote it so it's canon
when does battle beast take place?am re-reading all invincible, I forgot this new comic existed
>>153438508Why did they make Rex, and by extension Rudy, brown?
>>153438572The comic starts after Battle Beast works for Machine Head.
>>153438572I'm assuming before he ever even meets Mark for the first time. Thanks for reminding me, I have to check out the latest issue.
>>153437742Probably. Picard is the kind of person that would use violence as his last means. He's more likely to try reasoning with them or wanting to leave them there.
>>153438558Funerals are sex central, usually banging the grieving widow
>>153438591Rex's VA is an extremely swarthy Greek, and this was around that retarded matching VA race thing
>>153438561Rudy just wants to steal Rex's life since the girl he was crushing on found him attractive
>>153438605The comic starts after he beats up Mark and leaves through a portal.
>>153438591>>153438626>Rudy and his Robot VA are white as fucklollmaothey weren't thinking about this, were they?
I FUCKING hate Robot.
>>153437326Show Mark gets even worse violence inflicted and less sex, how could one man suffer so much?
>>153438729And he's Asian!
>>153438599>>153438665ooo, then I should've read it dats ago lol thanks!I have to re-read. I did read it when it came about, what were they, 3-4 issues/months? then I stopped because lifebut I started re-reading invincible so I have to do the same to battle beast, especially since I recently read about certain hype battle going to take place...
>>153437380>I think he's wearing Rex's cologne!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3b-zG9tVgk>>153438508Lol.
>>153438626>and this was around that retarded matching VA race thing>va must match the race of the character >ok, so rex's VA is white, right?>no, he's brown>but Rex is white>not anymore, Rex is brown.>why?>because his character has to match his valol. lmao, even.
lol they did the thing>>153438753>make your betamale cuck protag asianhow problematicr/asianmasculinity is not going to happy when they realize this
>>153438572After beating up Mark but before he ends up in prison
>>153438110Sound we hear is just the tiny bones in your ear vibrating and the cochlea picking up those vibrations and sending the signals via a nerve to your brain.You don't need an atmosphere as long as you are getting the vibration strong enough there to register a signal.Mark's sound frequency device was planted into his inner ear, not in touch with the atmosphere. It put out that high decibel and specific frequency right into his head with no need for the normal alien to atmosphere to eardrum interaction.
>>153438869they could barely give nolan a nosebleed but they somehow got a device into mark's inner ear?
>>153438869>>153438927At that point, what's stopping conquest from just gouging his ear out? Hell, why didn't Mark? They can regenerate spines and teeth.
>>153438972Probably could have.Doing that carefully enough to not incapacitate yourself even temporarily would take a lot of finesse.Conquest and his bratwurst fingers, i dunno about that. >>153438927Yes.Super powerful beings that break physics often have inconsistencies in media.The superman comics get around this with kryptonite scalpels.
>>153438820im on issue #55, missed last thread1. one thing I had hopef to understand by re-reading invincible was WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT TELEPATHIC TALK. HOW DOES IT EVEN WORK. 55 issues in, finished invincible years ago, AND I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND HOW THEY ALL AND I MEAN EVERYBODY TALKS IN SOACE BY TELEPATHY. HOW DOES THAT FUCKING WORK!!?they NEVER truly explained it. Allen and Mark fought earlier in the comics, boom ,they perfectly understood and "heard" each other. ok I can ASSUME (assume, because that's all I can do given the canon information) that Mark, being viltrumite, can SOMEHOW use telepatht, same for Allen. that's all I can assume>nooo you see it's the Coalition tech-no, shut the fuck up, ALLEN is the one with that tech, NOT MARKthen came Immortal vs Allen, AGAIN they understood each other. but here is the thing, MARK CAME. AND HE UNDERSTOOD IMMORTAL. NONE OF THEM HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE COALITION THING and they understood each other! (actually.. kinda.. i think... I think the joke was that Mark told Allen "dont mind him he is a jerk", knowing Immortal couldnt hear him)
>>153439398they all have thought implants or some shit
>>153439398The tech can communicate to someone who doesn’t have it
>>153437658how are they using telepathy now too
>>153438677Sir, you're speaking ill of my good friend Rex and I'd appreciate it if you didn't defame him so.
Bump this shit bitch
>>153437925>GOOD GRIEF HE'S NAKED
>>153437354Man, comic Debbie sucks
>>153437397Jesus, the funeral is still ongoing and you're already making out
>>153437416Does this even lead anywhere? I don't remember seeing these three ever again.
>>153437870(You're supposed to disagree with this man btw... because you just do ok?)
>>153437442So in the comic he realized immediately something was wrong? The show dragged it out about Eve's powers
>>153437699I agree but she's cute>>153437712>t. biggest homo in the board
>>153437536And you think anyone is crazy enough to visit the Viltrumite home world?
>>153437870Anybody who hates Eve is a loser
>>153437885>>153438396>>153440510Pathetic wastes of sperm
>>153437986It wasn't unprotected retard.
>>153440556wouldn't be getting rape mindbreak smut if she wasn't>>153441827lollmaocope seethe and dilate betamale
>>153441827rude
>comic mark is white and his love interest is a red-headed whore that has already taken bwc>show mark is a hapa and his love interest is a red-headed whore that has already taken bbcwhat are the implications of this?
>>153443575r/asianmasculinity put in its place by being shown its peak
>>153437451With this line. Mark became more of a hero than Batman or Superman could ever be. Some Supervillains can't be reasoned with, can't be redeemed and the only thing you can do is put them in the ground.
>>153437358>>153437333That's part of the joke, because Invincible is a satire on everything about big two Superhero comics at the time it was coming out. That includes setup and plotlines that went nowhere because editorial got cold feet. Just look up the plans for Judas Traveller in the original Spider-Man Clone Saga that went nowhere.
>>153437409huh guess the tv show skip or 'retcon' this part
>>153438535fucking gay
>>153438669fuk off prozd you fat fuck
>>153445013because he walked back on his position?you know, when it started affecting him
>still years away from adapting Ursaalpatiently awaiting the r34 explosion after she's been adapted
>>153445737i'd write porn of her for you and muh dick but she's part bug and that's a massive turn off
>>153444243>judas travelleri think i remember there was trading cards of him. i think one of the metal cards in the 90s. thought i was a cool card but when i read about him now>can separate carnage's symbiote from host>involved with orchis>can do some crazy shitlooks like a shoe in for krakoa and mostly wasted potential as a DD, moon knight or midnight sons antagonist that we will never seeremember S.H.O.C.? also a waste of time dead end that had potential
>>153444243Its not part of a joke, its just Kirkman is shit at writing and planning, he bounces around introducing concepts and then never doing anything with them before bouncing to something else.
>>153437870>this is what incel loser believe
>>153437915>>153437925
>>153437304Someone post the funeral screenshot from the cartoon
>>153437433Did kirkman think that the scene where the trigger for the frequency emitter being destroyed would be enough to tell the audience why they weren't used? A simple line from Cecil saying the manufacture wing for them got destroyed would've been better.
>>153448640
>>153446071>Kirkman is shit at writing and planningLike pretty much every ongoing big two superhero comic. So it works as Satire. Even unintentionally.
>>153437915Dumb as Cecil is, its once again him doing something underhand that will upset his teams but not actually doing something ruthless to ensure success. Whilst removing Conquests arms, legs and genitals would not stop him from flying it would dramatically reduce his effectiveness (and it would be hilarious watching him zoom about limbless trying to bite people) But also have titanium bars embedded through his torso as part of the prison. Make escaping tear him to pieces. Have the sound that incapacitates him on all the time. Why give him respite from it? Who is Cecil trying to impress, the UN?
>>153449641He's still at least as indestructible as Nolan, and every superhero who could break his limbs off is either KIA, incapacitated, or would blab to Invincible about it.
>>153449770That's why they've got reanimarks.Not to mention the teleporter technology. They have a comatose dude who can't resist and a long period time, more than long enough to modify the system to gate off parts of his unmoving body.But that would be actually using their existing technology in creative ways, too creative for Kirkman just like Eve and her powers.
>>153438083Those teeth seem pretty retarded. Shouldn't they be fewer in number and shorter but thicker?
>>153448167I forgot how roided-out the invincible re-animen looked.
>>153449641>its once again him doing something underhand that will upset his teams but not actually doing something ruthless to ensure success.This time he escapes the "upsets his teams" part completely since Mark kills Conquest in space with no one from Earth watching and by the time he brings him up again he already decided to let some of Cecil's shit slide after Dinosaurus gave him a reality check.
>>153437395Rex was his friend too
>>153440499They made some power play on Earth after the time skip that Rex and Nolan mopped up together
>>153437433How would things have gone differently if Mark had actually killed Conquest on earth? Would Thragg himself have shown up to see who could best his strongest soldier?
>>153450926Thragg's too lazy for that, he would have just kept brooding on Viltrum and sent someone else at most
>>153449535Is this from the actual show?
>>153451406Yes
>>153438535Its pretty clear this isn't happening.
>>153437958Taking fighting poses is kind of silly when the other possessed humans don't do any fighting at all and with the exception of the black guy are just de-squidded in passing with no importance focused on the moment.
>>153437489So this was like the most important planet in the universe to repopulate and they just gave one soldier 500 years to fuck around and take it over
>>153455075The idea was for Nolan to test the waters first. See how his kid turned out. Pretty big universe, mwybe there were other races. Humans turned out perfect. Just look at Mark
>>153437686lol
>>153437380Robot...what the fuck
>>153437451>whaaaat could possibly go wrong!
>>153457501Some supervillains deserve to die. Conquest and Angstrom certainly did.
>>153457825but cecil needs them alive to ruin everyone's lives and increase demand for his position!
>>153437812Autismsaur
>>153437956He just gets bullied by Mark's baby mama and rando Viltrumites until he's left in the void of space
>>153445773I'm amazed Ursaal didn't randomly have an alien bug husband who looks like bootleg Kabuterimon and Heracross
>>153437416Hate this nigga like you wouldn't believe.
>>153459927bless your soul
>>153437380Eve, this isn’t really the time to tell everyone how Rex fucked you.
>>153460354Reminds me of that Owlcat meme.Writers try to make their female romance characters non-virgins in an attempt at realism (fucking kill me we're fucked) or virtue signaling and it's just fucking awkward because no one and I mean fucking no one wants to hear you talk about getting fucked by someone.
>>153460354I bet she wouldn’t have aborted Rex’s baby.
>>153460402She'd keep him since Mark is around to take care of him and I'm sure he'll be a real man. And when she aborts Mark's he will apologize for leaving her a single mother for a brief time
>>153437380I believe that Rudy’s sadness is real, and that he really did idolize Rex, and misses him greatly, but this was a horrible time to tell everyone that he’s taking his name in his honor, and everyone looks insane for not questioning this in the slightest. If he really wanted to do this, he should’ve at least waited a month or two before announcing something like this.
>>153449931At this point in time the reanimarks are not readyit's retarded to not try and put a transmiter inside his brain, but there's simply no way to put something inside of him.
>>153460402>>153460354>>153460389Bitchless losers.