Egbert editionQOTT: You won and made your new world, now what? What sort of approach do you take in shaping it's growth or do you so just fuck off to the mountains like a chinese monk?Previous: >>153499001
>>153525829>QOTT the chinese monk approach, of course/.
>>153525829probally will live in isolation and chill out for a while. before I explore the world, complete some quests and kill the denizen.
>>153525829>QOTT: You won and made your new world, now what? What sort of approach do you take in shaping it's growth or do you so just fuck off to the mountains like a chinese monk?I litter the world with ancient bullshit ruins, puzzles and monsters that only run only my magic bullshit so what comes next can't reverse engineer it. Then I fil the ruins with he sickest meme shit I can alchemize.
>>153525829I rule as an eternal god-emperor and attempt to speed up the evolution of my speciesWhy even bother being a god if you don't take advantage of it?
Kek turns out the artist I've liked deleted fucking everything a while ago after getting outed as crypto-shotafag with an account on baraag Good thing I've downloaded all the artwork I've already liked, RIP bozo
>>153526241Whomst?
>>153526241...crypto? thats a new one.
>>153526241>shotafaghot, who
i like shotacon but i dont like baraag or crypto. (munchs on my lettuce)
>>153525829I, Jade Harley, Declare the fact that i am in love with you John egbert. anyway how is everyone else! I finally finished my Mallum X ellith fanfiction and i shall be posting it here soon.
>>153526376HOLY SHIT ITS HAPPENING. its really happening. guuuuuuuuuh.....!!!
>>153526251>>153526363gemtavvy>>153526360I was mildly surprised because from what I remember the tumblr, shitter and troonsky only had art with adult character designs like pic related rather than any shotasI guess some people have a wider range in body types than one would think
>>153526366https://docs.google.com/document/d/1zRecXKcJayOB8X6-E5amMhyazR4_Fsxdy7DWpMs4ui0/edit?usp=sharingMALLUM X ELLITH FICIF you wanna see them kiss here you go
>>153526427Gemtavvy made shota art? Based as fuck.
>>153526427desu drawing them with the comics slimmer proportions and calling it shota is the lowest effort shotacon u can makebut its also the tumblrfags that got him so
>>153526432heheh i think you replied to the wrong message ewe. (it was me still)but alas, you really did friend it. i shall read this < 3
>>153526480He also used used the word shota a few times which I'm sure also caused the tumblrinas to clutch their pearls
>>153526241Post their shota art.
gemtavvt doesnt even draw that good sorry to say that :/
>>153526579You can find some of it herehttps://crewbooru.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=creator%3Agemfanatic937It's almost exclusively adults though
>baraewwww
>>153526635>mostly barafaggotry with a bunch of images being more or less on-model midgetsSeriously, that's what these retards were freaking over?
>>153526635Nice. Sad there's no shota tho.
>>153526735I GUESS this one could be considered shotahttps://crewbooru.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=24756
no shotas....very sad..>>153526861hairy arms and legs, i wouldnt count it.
>>153526525>tumblrinas to clutch their pearlsthats literally what happened lmaohe used the word shota for smth vaguely resembling it and thas it
norhing ever happens but at least i discovered a new booru for old homesmut
>>153526990SameWeird I've never heard of it though it it has way more shit than rule34stuck
>>153525829'tis flat
goddamn i just found insane goons
>>153527057This is the future Our Lord Caliborn English wants and it's beautiful
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>>153526617He was pretty fine for his highly specific niche
>>153526861That's just regular Hiveswap proportions anon.
>>153527196yeah i should not had said that. felt mean. its just for my taste that doesnt do much for me.
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>>153527057Praying for the niggas that are into this.
>>153526708shotarunes wouldnt last a day on xittumblr
>>153526635>commander karkat in a slutty onepiece>bush is peeking out the sides with the insides of his thighs being a bit hairyPut my head between his legs I want to be the patty to his hamburger.
>>153527115>>153527228someone just edit his cheeks fatter and be done with it>>153527258tavvy knew how to make them yaois
>>153527234It'd doable, the most important is just not personally interacting with the individuals who would be quick to lynch you. The second you do shit like putting the pronouns into your bio to signal you're a Decent Human Being™ like that barafag guy did you open yourself to getting scrutinized and eventually gangbanged by the mob if someone gets an axe to grind with you.Just look at Tobias "Radiation" Lupine, next to zero interactions with the unwashed masses and his reputation is nearly spotless.
why does ellith punish the stairs with each step she makes...
>>153527594hmm i like how she playful teases him in the fic. i still dont see she doing it much yet.
>>153527331he'd still be kinda thin
>>153527697so? edit his cheeks and give him some meat while you're at itif you want that egbert ass you gotta work for it
>>153525829Are these threads just homosexual pedophiles and pbsd shills now (redundant, I know).
>>153528041Don't worry, there are plenty of heterosexual and bisexual pedophiles in here too!
>>153527258If you want to be sandwiched between a possibly gay muscle bro's thighs that badly then bjj classes are available
>>153528659
>>153528680
>>153528699i meanworth it, no?
>>153528659>>153528680>>153528699>that RufiohUnfortunately I'm no better than Cronus, I'll tap that sleazy Rogue fuck even if it kills me
>>153528659since when does cronus wear a choker
>>153528781i dont know anon but it just makes him more fuckable
>>153528781Rufioh also seems to have it
>>153529009Me on the right
>>153526432This was pretty good. Made me cry and yearn for more. Thank you sm it was worth the wait :]
>Hussie is now going after Bowman because his wife said mean things about him
>>153529908Any screenshots?
just finished death stranding 2it is a very homestuck coded game
>>153529971no one is aggreing with bowman LMAOhttps://x.com/mguybowman/status/2051353341079482720
>>153530120why is half of this about toby?
>>153530058Do you think Kojimbo is aware of Homestuck? He's a westaboo so I think he might be.
>>153530120The thing about mormonism is funny, like what kind of autist wrote this that they couldn't tell she was joking>>153530250You can't speak ill of Hussies's prophet (PBUH)
>>153529908its a tiny bit retarded to post yourself saying mean things about a guy you wanna work with/for on twitter.
>>153530120>She also suggested that Andrew "ghosted" you amid Bandcamp negotiations>This is untrue. (...)>Andrew let you know that they would review it and figure out if the team would be able to assist.>Andrew did not follow up furtherThose people can't be fucking real.
>>153530120kek fukken saved
>>153530318It's mostly about his wife though and saying "hey put a muzzle on your woman" which is kinda weird, like what does he have to do with she says? Private citizens are allowed to have opinions and to voice them.
>>153530415sure but like damn if my wife was calling my boss a bitch ass mother fucker and then i posted it on twitter i wouldnt be suprised if i got fired. i dont really have a side in this because i think both sides are dumb and would be better off if they both stopped drumming up stupid drama.
>>153530415bro his wife IS ON FUCKING DISCORD LMAO
>>153530250Toby is the single person Hussie absolutely cannot burn a bridge with because he now has enough clout and connections to be able to put in a good word for homestuck in high places
>>153530426Eh, kinda depends on where you're from and what labor laws are like>>153530460And? Lots of people are on discord, doesn't make them public figures. I mean obviously they don't have to work with him if they don't want, I'm not saying that but it is a bit strange, like why not message her?
>>153530501she is a grown ass women doing this. imagine your wife saying and i quote "i love gossip" and "i feel conflicted because on one hand i love gossip but what if people attribute the unhinged shit i say to michael" on discord of all placesthis just isnt the right hill to die on
>>153530564>what if people attribute the unhinged shit i say to michaelAnd she was right to fear that, again what does anything she says have to do with her husband. If they have an issue with her talk to her, now it just seems they're punishing her husband for things he didn't do. Bad look and kinda unprofessional IMO.
https://mspfa.com/?s=56284&p=235Space days update!
>>153530651if you dont find nothing wrong with that then okay.
>>153530811They all look cute here
>>153530120>equivalent of 12 year olds arguing at the lunch table>braindead retards STILL defending themhow the fuck do any of them even care about any of this, jesus
>>153530811HOLY SHIT FUCK YEAAAAH < 3I missed cody...
>>153530811i cant wait for them to scissor
Nellie and Cody next..
>>153530811hehehehhelily is right going back and reading up on ellith she really is annoying. she is truly the annoying artisan
i want loving consentual sex with karkat
>>153531378>consentualHow much concept can a Angry Troll like he take..
>>153531398i think ihave dementia or something because i keep forgetting the spelling of common words and its kinda worrying me
Karkat x Mituna...
>>153531450Its okay anon its not dementia, i make the same mistakes too. I think its dyslexia or esl stuff :v sometimes we confuse the words meaning. Like consent and concept can read and writen in similar ways. Also thinkin in gen is hard sometimes
>>153530415>Private citizens are allowed to have opinions and to voice them.Likewise, other private citizens are free to choose not to associate with other private citizens based on the things they say. It goes both ways. You don't get to shit talk someone and expect them to just take it.
>>153530651The screenshots have Bowman himself dunking on Hussie for chasing young Vriska kinnie pussy. He's not wrong but I understand if Hussie doesn't want to hire him for saying it.
>>153531628>The screenshots have Bowman himself dunking on Hussie for chasing young Vriska kinnie pussy.It doesn't even seem to be an uncommon opinion in that cliqueDidn't Toby refuse to invite Vibri/Alice to his wedding and only let Andrew go? I guess it's suddenly okay because he made it and is too useful as a contact to boss him around now
>>153531697>Didn't Toby refuse to invite Vibri/Alice to his wedding and only let Andrew go?NTA but that's an unsubstantiated rumor from a pastebin, so I wouldn't put too much stock into it. Even still, I wouldn't be surprised if this was a "VERY close friends/family (no plus ones)" kind of thing. That'd be very much like Toby. What I'm saying is I don't think Vibri was specifically excluded.
>>153531697Well yeah, if he blows it with Toby, the guy who's beloved by every nerdy industry with almost no drama, then he loses any chance of making his IP mainstream and respectable, so Toby's allowed to insult Andrew's daughterwives when other people aren't.
Courtyard Droll on the 'log
>>153530969who is this person and why is their other eye like that
>>153531835Cody and he got his ass beat by his dad
>>153531770>then he loses any chance of making his IP mainstream and respectableIs it even possible at this point? Tumblrinas have grown up, the ending is an unsatisfying piece of shit, not that many people care about HSBC, whatever remains of the fandom spirals drama every other month, 12 years and 2.5 million bucks later and two shitty point and click adventures still aren't done because Hussie is too busy banging cosplayers half his age, the pilot has flopped.If even UTDR fags look at HSfags with disdain then imagine what must normal people think about it
>>153531953>then imagine what must normal people think about itthey dont care lol
>>153531953>the pilot has floppedthe only reason you're even able to be here is because of the pilot so i wouldnt say its a flop
>>153531835its a fan comic with original characters in the sburb setting where they do sburb things
>>153532118Space days hasnt even started sburb
>>153530811>https://mspfa.com/?s=56284&p=235WHY IS THE WEBSITE BROKEN FOR ME FUUUUUUUUUCK
lolwut
>>153532458Why did they need to include that?
I want to make a short fan adventure but instead of trolls the dinossaurs would be the human kind creators. or at least the mammals. it would play out like a 80s flick b-movie at the core and gimmicks. i think it would be awesome. who doesnt like dinos and raptors.
SHE IS CHEATING ON YOU SHE IS CHEATING ON YOUSHE IS CHEATING ON YOU....MELON
>>153532611I think you need to leave.
>>153525829I make my world a melting pot of cultures that can coexist and add a shitload of ruins and castles and some "relics" shitty alchemized weapons and items I leave just to see what would happen.
>>153532458why do they keep fixating on the most blatant and obvious jokes kek
>>153531835black eye from dad punching the shit outta him for being trans
>>153532839He will have his revenge.
>>153533136Like thats ever going to happen >somebody once told me
>>153532138Syllaxexes are sburb
>153533136oh no not again
Surprised by the lack of Self-Insert fics about this series (that AREN'T complete smut). Ones that someone with canon knowledge gets inserted into the Sburb/Sgrub session. Not surprised about it though, lots of HS characters have future prediction and would really put you in suspicion if someone where to change canon. It's very difficult to write lore accurate HS story. There are at least a couple who follow the lore as accurately as possible.I'll have to re-read HS soon so I could write one as well.Pic unrelated.
>>153533438I daydream a self-insert OC in them but not one with outside knowledge and I'd never write them down lolol because it's inherently pathetic
>>153533197>somebody once told methat the world is gonna roll me?
>>153533438I write sappy self-insert romance fics sometimes, but not HS (yet?). I don't write smut in them just because I'm REALLY bad at writing it and it ends up sounding completely retarded. I don't publish them, of course, but it's fun.
I think there should be an edit of that Smiling Friends bit where Charlie pulls Pim to the side, but it's Toby telling Hussie that he can't bring Vibri to the wedding, with Vibri in the background.
>>153533438I just daydream about how me and my friend's session would go and at that point I might as well make a fanventure. that's probably how it starts
i hate how hard that anon who had an kissmesis with mallek blueballed me by not posting again.
>>153533652You could do it
Oh hi kanny, I love you
>>153533693he can't have been human, humans are not capable of kismesis
>>153531132Made for Meat Terezi.
>>153533734imagine the bite marks
the filter settings dont work....
>>153533848>Karkat has many scars from victorious battles >But the most important one to him will be the small one left from the time Terezi bit him just (arguably) a little too hard
>>153534577They're so fucking cute.
Karkat unable to hide Terezi's hickeys and bite marks that she left on his neck.
>>153534647i adore them <3
>>153533438I made one that's kind of a self-insert Homestuck: Recalibrated, though it's more a transmigration fic since they take over Caliborn's body and the person doesn't have knowledge of Homestuck.Though I've also been thinking about making one one where a person who has read Homestuck get's inserted into the story as a Dersite pawn and has to work under the agents of Derse and hopefully get on their good side.
>>153535096Based, I hope we get something more of them (honestly would prefer it via promotional material than anything in Beyond Canon).
Just finished the comic, is it worth reading beyond canon or epilogues or whatever... Hussie's work is incredible but I fear that stuff produced by lesser artists with vague direction from him will probably gonna be gay and retarded instead of gay and genius
>>153535765Don't. You should've stopped right after Murderstuck, quite honestly.
>>153535319saaaaame! theyre just so cute.i wanna doodle them now, haha!
>>153535825Please do...
>>153535765Yeah sure I guess
>>153529908Has anyone, ever, in all of human history, been proven more correct?
Why is this 50 year old man emailing people asking them to control their uppity wife Why is this 50 year old man acting like a teenager Why are they managing this company like they're fucking high schoolers on Facebook
>>153535938It's important to remember that Hussie literally never once held a real job before making Homestuck.
>>153535938Hussie wants to rehabilitate his image.He is also an unprofessional idiot.
>should I make a comic that isn't a weird niche fetish cuck plot thing?>Should I more regularly communicate with fans and be open about development?>Or should I send endless legal threats to everyone while saying that I've never done anything wrong?
>>153532533Is there going be a drama in the comments about velociraptor feathers?
if i wasn't a lazy stupid chud and also i was capable of drawing at all i would have made a fan adventure back in the daybut i am and i can't so i didn't
That that rat fucker has any defenders after the Sarah Z shit is insane to me.
>>153533693Why the fuck would I talk about him making me seethe? Do you just want to make me see get mad about that unwashed punk faggot? Is it that funny to see me talk about him being so fucking insufferable and me wanting to plow him out of anger? Fuck off.>>153533730I am unfortunately capable of kismesis, I've had pitched feelings since the early elementary.And I'm pretty sure the comic even mentions humans can feel it.
>>153533725>there's a canon 4chan troll, using greentext and all>the tumblrtard one ends up being on the bannerIt's not fair bros...
>>153535765Not really.
Oh my god a new Rose/Dirk pic, oh my god inject it into my veins uggghhh there's still so little but I NEED it.
Total Jade Supremacy
>>153535938You have to remember that every Homestuck fan that is left sees nothing wrong with a man old enough to be their dad writing callout posts because Homestuck fans are all young and think at 50 they'll also be writing callout posts.
>>153536219>at 50 they'll also be writing callout posts.I can actually see quite a few of them growing up to be like this.
>>153536242That's the other part, yeah.
>>153535850
>>153535974>Hussie wants to rehabilitate his image....is it working?
>>153535938>dont worry guys the pilot was made for investors it didnt need to do as well as other big pilots
>>153536399>Don't worry guys every single studio has passed but there are more we have lined up just waiting to tell us "no, thank you"
>>153536376He has a new legion of underage girls defending his ass so maybe
being honest it gets really hard to care about if hussie is le bad after the billionth document whatever the fuck. hussie could announce he wants to genocide all of human kind and I still wouldnt care
WHERE'S THE REST?
>>153536478up my ass you can come get it if you want
>>153536431>all these underage or barely legal discord kittens kinning vriska who will jump on hussie's old musty dick the second he feels like miss booplesnoot got too old for his taste
>>153527057... sauce?
>>153535765>Hussie's work is incredible but I fear that stuff produced by lesser artistslol I know it's bait but like be a bit less obvious about it
>>153536431If you show the XZYgender kids Hussie's actual body of work, would that shock them enough to cause a panic attack?
As a woke faggot this makes me laff
>>153525829>QOTTIt's not explicitly stated in the question, but I'm assuming that also implies the winner has reached god tier, which is important for my gameplan.It's shown in the comic that anyone can time travel using the jpeg scratch disc thingy, so I'd use that after seeding the world with all sorts of species. Just doing what happened in the instagram short at the end of Collide, then I'd reappear after they're all set up and reveal myself to be the creator of their world. Now... the most important part of my plan... fucking off to a bunker or some mountain like a chinese monk. Except unlike a chinese monk, I get to engage with all of their cool art and media they've made in the past however many years I time traveled to, maybe make some of my own too. It's like the ultimate reward, you get to live the rest of however long you want your life to last, doing whatever you'd like, and because of your crazy god powers you'd never be under threat from your creations.
>>153536617Post the welfare check one
Homestuck but Aradia is a race realist
>>153536679took me a sec to find it but here
>>153536681>race realista what?
>>153536770this one is my fav lmfao
>>153536750I made this stupid gay edit literal years ago and posted it on and off in homestuck threads again for literal years because I thought you fags would find it funny. I think I've gotten a (You) like once. I'm posting it again. I hate you all.
>>153536797I thought it was funny anon.
>>153536076hed still be stronger than you.
>>153536797Kek I've never seen it beforeHere's a well deserved (You)
>>153536076>, I've had pitched feelings since the early elementary.?>And I'm pretty sure the comic even mentions humans can feel it.??
>>153536647how woke and how much of a faggot?(single?)
>>153536873bro don't worry about it. The combination of ESL + Schizo means they fit in pretty well with homestuck, but it doesn't mean you have to interact with them
>>153536852FUCK OFF I'VE STARTED TO WORK OUTOne day I'll look like the guys drawn by that cancelled barafag and then you won't be able to use that argument..>>153536873Never had a hate crush before?
>>153536570why would you want the sauce to jade's massive jiggling cheeks
>>153536873Anon, there was an entire dialogue about humans being capable of caliginous attractionhttps://homestuck.com/009390I don't blame people for tuning this shit out because it was late act 6 but still
>>153536942...personal reasons
>>153536953https://bsky.app/profile/omegathatguy101.bsky.social/post/3mjfxmj3ges2q
>>153536368Get this man a tealblood.
>>153536936can you fill other quadrants.. with me?
>>153536966lol the personal reasons were to laugh at their art haha
beyond canon if the writers stopped fucking around
>>153536599He's right though, the worst parts of act 6 are better than all of postcanon and the vast majority of fanventures. Hussie writes funny dialog even when the plot's shitting itself.
>>153536242Don't worryMost won't survive
>>153535861She should literally take all that bread
Requesting Vriska Serket putting (Me) to sleep.
>>153537755How was it?
>>153537772How was what?
>>153537786Your nap silly!
>>153537796Pretty good. Not perfect. I had strange dreams.
>>153537802>strange dreamsTell me more!
>>153537817I would, but I’m not sure what to say. I’m usually too stressed nowadays to meaningfully remember my dreams. I remember that this one took place in a metropolitan area…there was a library that looked a lot like the one in my hometown…I remember walking through a restaurant and ordering food I had no reason to believe I was going to be able to pay for…not much else.
>>153537755By suffocating (Me) with her large, fat breasts.
>>153537835>he saw the library
>>153537855That library was a wonderful place to hang out, especially back in the late 2000s-early 2010s. The librarians eventually got salty about it, but boys would go there after school almost every day to have LAN parties on the computers playing Minecraft in-browser and Realm Of The Mad God back when it was newly viral. I have a very distinct memory of seeing a kid watch The Northern Incident by HotDiggedyDemon and being super-intrigued by it.
good morning hsg!!!
>>153538894Why does karkitty look like he's short circuiting?
good morning HSG!!! Check out this new drawing!
>>153538696>>153539678Good morningSorry, I don't think there's anyone here any more
>>153539678Cute
>>153539696>I don't think there's anyone here any moredoooooooomer
hoemstuken
>>153539714I'm happy to be proven wrong on this matter
>>153539770understandablehave a gr8 day
>>153539770*slaps your ass*
>>153539797You too blue boy>>153539836*swaffles you*
>>153539701thank you, i like those silly fan trolls.
>>153536467>I don't care if Hussie is a shit person, so long as he continues to make mediocre slop and not finish his game
A holden retriever run into me and barked and almost felt like he would bit me. I asked the owner to be careful with his dog and he didnt even looked at me. The dog collar was made of ropes and I feel like the Dog was stressed and was not being well taken care of. Oh well :v
>>153540239I had to change my pants because the dog placed his paw therr and it git dirty. it was probable the dog was dirty of his own.... residuals. Such the days of living in a place full of nimroids.
>>153540051Look Homestuck might be unfunny, filled with the authors pushing their weird fetishes, generally not make much sense, have mess of a plot, and has no real endearing characters or interesting developments, and it may have gone through four different creative teams to reach this point, but the fanbase? It also sucks.
>>153540277maybe "nimroid" that was not the right word. mentally handcapped is better.
>>153540277>>153540302It's okay, you can say "fucking retards" on 4chinz
god....
>>153540377I already said it so much nonnie. It simply doesn't feel the same way. I needed to call people stupid in diferent ways so it feels fresh and fancy. Rosemaxing right now :p And I don't feel much like saying or typing retard no desu.
>>153540470>NonnieI know what you are.
>>153540468imagine doing homework and asking for their help...(asma breathing sounds)
>>153540501I'm not from cow farm trust me. I may be a foid but i dont go there. i just find the word nonnie cute and it rolls nice in the tongue.
>>153540535>I'm not from cow farm trust me.Witchchan, gotcha...
Look at this sad John EgbertAbsolutely heartbreaking
>>153540550witchchan? i dont what is this either. I honestly was exposed to the word "nonnie" by a schizo tumblr user that i like to see the art. And then in a dark curiosity i went to the farms and discovered it is a term widely used there. I learned in fragmented ways about the origin and usage of this slangs.
>>153540553Gramma said No cookies for him until he transpassed the gates :(
>>153540468Aranea is really titmogging Porrim here. They should swap outfits.
>>153540597not those anons above but I've check the farm site when 4chan was down for a bit and after digging through the boards and lurking different threads I came to the conclusion that, dang, men and women aren't that different after all. btdubs, the Farm's hsg is so fucking wack and recently has became akin to kiwi farms kek
>>153540693yeah man. is more like a eco chamber for mentally ill people but it targets in diferent way. kiwi and cow. is all the same psyop to catch similar mentally/emotionally suscetible targets. its quite sad if i think about it too much :(Anyway. Nice too see you Roxy anon <3
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>>153540693>and recently has became akin to kiwi farms kekKinda expected given the site lelIt's a top-tier source though
I NEED ROXYANON SEXXXXXX
Homestuck had sibling trapsDT/UT has sibling traps too.noticing.
sometimes im sad that eridan would probably be terrible in bed
>>153540535the hell is a cow farm, like farming lolcows?and dont call yourself a foid..
>>153540938and cronus
>>153535765>worth reading beyond canon or epilogues or whatever.No.If you're really left wanting more Homestuck, you'll have a better time reading FanAdventures, I am telling you this in the most non-ironic way possible.https://mspfa.com/?s=16414&p=1
>>153540938>>153540962Well they never get any practice of course they would be
>>153540938And it's up to (You) to train him to be better in bed until he ascends to sex god tierJust don't laugh at his premature ejaculation, he's nervous okay?
>>15354093820 secs of sex and needing 20 mins to get it hard again....
>>153540949oki I wont call myself a foid anymore :^)also yeah i saw l0lc0w. it sucks.
>>153540970>Ongoing >last upd8 was nearly 5 years agoGod, when will Grant fix his shit-ass site?
Funny how I do believe chicks exist in these threads, and maaaaaybe in the TADC ones as well. Like don't you women have anything better to do? Like looking up your ex friends and harassing them with alt stalker accounts or something?
>>153540553What a devastating curve
>>153540938With a big enough dick anyone can be a good fuck so long as I'm in control.
>>153540938Teaching Him into becoming a sex beast then
>>153540962true thats why he needs mituna to fuck him instead>>153540986kinda cute...
Are there any new or recently updating fan adventures I should be reading?
>>153541077(me)seriously how can someone be bad in sex. but it must be a me problem since i find clumsiness moe, but is possible to overcome it.
>>153541082theres an even better thing than minuta.6 sweeps old eridan
>>153540468made for under-the-table double footjobs
>>153541118This one just startedhttps://mspfa.com/?s=69784&p=1
>>153539678Really Pretty I love this drawing ^-^
SBABY UPDATEDhttps://mspfa.com/?s=40636&p=167
>>153541134eridan domming cronus?? i cant imagine it...
>>153539678Moe as fuck
>>153541280Damn the char animation is hand draw. cool!
how do i fix msfpa from not being broken? Is it just a firefox problem??
>>153541424It's a mspfa problem, the site is an pile of shit that will get totally get revamped Soon™.
>>153541424im using firefox on mobile and im seeing mspfa site just fine. maybe see if it is a dns problem? if the files are not loading it could be that.
>>153541488>>153541485It is the site, other fan comics are working fine, like wtf
>>153541526damn dunno how to help pal. maybe is time to host it elsewhere then.
Mspfa is so shit that if you open a search page for an adventure with a fuckton of pages, the images on the site completely stop workingHow the fuck does it even happen?
>>153541601>anon has clearly never made a website
>>153541657A tail?????????????????????????????
>>153541674yeah some people like to put tails in the trolls. wich is really cool desu. i prefer long ones like from goats/lions with a little puff fur in the tip.
>>153541657Well then mr. Captor, why would fetching text fuck up the images on the site?
>>153541674i dont find much of an appeal but, hey, the vantascest is cool
>>153541704maybe becau2e the page2 load2 all the thumbnaiil iimage2 along wiith the liike2 and all the other dii2play 2hiit thaat2 ho2ted on the fiilegarden 2erver2 that gog only know2 ii2 not enough 2erver2or something along those lines iunno
>>153541657tummy...erotic..
>>153541280>named paulI'm so sorry
>>153541829What is the problem of being named Paul?
>>153541839we know its you paul, we know what you did
>>153541839everyone knows a paulno one's best friend is a paul
>>153541280>paulTORMENT PLEASE COME BACK! WE NEED YOU TO DO IT ONE MORE TIME!
>>153541280https://mspfa.com/?s=69784&p=17IT'S THAT FUCKING LETTER AGAIN.LOOK, IT'S IN MASS APPEAL:https://mspfa.com/?s=69184&p=19AND IN OVERHASTE TOO:https://mspfa.com/?s=66144&p=198AND TONS OF OTHER ADVENTURES I'M NOT GOING TO BOTHER LISTING.WHAT THE FUCK IS ITS ENDGAME?
The Only Thing i can associate The name Paul with is Paul the Alien that movie with the Stoner Alien from area 51 from 2011/2009???
>>153541867:[ my name is not paul Its Patrick Starfish
>>153541351>>153541383thanks guys!!i love drawing\ill color it now
>>153541937The fanventures he's appearing in... This isn't random, it's deliberate. He's picking his targets, but how? Why? The likelihood they'll draw his suggestions? Popularity of the fanventure so it's seen?This is all some sick game to him. But if it's a game... What's the prize?
>>153541937Some user by the name of evil letter q or something like that commented on a lot of adventures, I got it too but didnt use the command.
>>153542097they are a demon. if evil letter Q wanted you dead they gon do it themself.
>>153542097STOP NOTICING!!!!!!
The patriots are in control of MSPFA.Trust the plan.Q
You think you're dragging Evil Letter Q out of the shadows? No my friend, you seem to be confused.We're dragging you INTO the shadows!
Wait a minute. The MSPFA blackouts...
i think its just a gimmick account authors like to play with. not that deep actually.
>>153542259Yeah, haha.
>>153541937what hahaha
>>153542273>its just a dildo under the bed actually
>Yeah Hussie didn't pay this guy what he owed him and generally fucks over musicians and is a piece of shit to work with >but have you considered that the musician's wife said mean things about Hussie on discord?
Ellith Reaps manga new pages when hackrunes.
>>153542375It's funny how he's completely in the right.
>>153542143>>153542246Wonder when Hussie will try to take over the MSPFA site and discord. There's problematic media on there.
>>153542591How many anti-davekat comics are there?
>>153542476>burner emailso it could be some shit some rando made up to make the community piss itself?kek if true
>>153542615Nah they're true, it's more that Bowman gets the Hussie equivalent of a Pinkerton knocking down his door asking him to control his wife like it's the 1950s.
homestuck files psyop-kun......by and for chronically online chuddies...
>>153542651>Nah they're truewe dont know lol, its funnier to think someone just wrote this to make bowman piss his pants and make up more drama lmaooooo
>>153542591I don't think he needs to bother. Hussie mafia's default modus operandi is enticing big fanventures with potential merchbux into cucking themselves into submission by joining FRAF.
>>153542476man i dont give a fuck about any of this
>>153542651why is rose's pussy so puffy...
Hello Homestuck Team Member #45.A recent audit of your Discord behavior has determined that your daughter, uppity little tart that she is, said that DirkJake is "fucking stupid" and that Hussie "probably smells his own farts". In order to receive this month's royalty check, please provide evidence that your daughter has been properly disciplined for these comments. We will accept photographic evidence (minimum five photos) or a video (minimum three minutes longer). Failure to comply will result in the publishing of several callout documents via the Google Document application.You have one hour to comply.Thank you and god bless all Women,Andrew "F" Hussie
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>>153542755I know, the main thing to care about is all the good new Homestuck content likeUhUhmI think Act 3 is coming sometime in the next five years?
>>153542612Not enough>>153542375It’s reasonable to say mean things about the Homestuck team, including if you want to work with them in the future - Andrew ain’t no wholesome guy
>>153542797close but not quite, Hussie wouldn't say anything directly - he'd use some 24 year old racialized themby to do it so he has plausible deniability in came he looks retarded
>>153542851>I heard he was difficult to work with, but once I met him I found out he was a swell guySO DAMNENINGSOMEONE OUGHT TO LYNCH HER
>shit on DaveKat>get deported>want what you're owed>get blacklisted
It is kind of weird that Hussie divorces his wife and starts hanging out with a bunch of young Homestuck cosplayers
>>153542936*their wifegod you're literally hitler how could you do this to a poor independent queer artistme and my 8 member polyamorous cohabitation will come and burn your house down the moment they graduate high school
hussie could fart on a mic and anons would spend the next 5 threads discussing the chemical atoms of his farts instead of anything else, with an greentext like this tooanon:>hussie has been fucking farting instead of working on the pilot.
>>153542989Has Hussie actually come out as trans or anything?
>>153543031i think hes identifying as some form of nonbinary now, vivi is constantly calling him a "they" but she sometimes slips up and calls him a "he" or a "guy" lol. its very clearly just a performative thing because people seem to think its less weird for a hecking enby to be dating a girl two generations younger than him than for a "regular" man to do the same thing.
>>153543016You're right we should discuss all those other Homestuck developers likeUhUhmThe pilot not getting picked up?
>>153543031He came out as "clowngender" and is fine with "any pronouns", but beware! Andrew himself might think>idc about that tranny non-binary gender tumblr shit call me whatever you want lmao anyway gtg i have an onlyfans thot half my age to fuckYou will get cancelled and lynched by his orbiters if your he to she/they ratio exceeds 50%!
>>153543031lol no, it's so he can deflect criticism.
i think its 8kn fags that are activilly shitting the general so they expect someone to go in their antisemitic board instead. not even pre chan blackout shit was this bad.
>>153536770kino
>>153543120>please stop talking about my boyfriend- I mean my themfriend- I mean HUSSIE, who I have no relationship with, please stop talking about all the horrible things they've done and are actively doing>look, we're- I mean - Hussie's team is rereleasing Homestuck and doing new little adventures! Isn't that what you want?
>>153543157you are insane man. like...THIS is really pathetic. I'm supposing stuff and you are just prooving that is true.
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>>153543165Are you making all these Johnkat drawings? Based
>>153543176Okay then vibri, go ahead. Talk about all that good new Homestuck stuff.
>>153543194yes sir.
>>153543165cuuuuute <3
Honestly, what is the endgame for Hussie and Alice?? Surely they won't be providing CPR to the brand forever....right???
>>153543229are you drawing it on mspaint? i love this one.
>>153543165>Karkat kills the boy responsible for ruining their session Great comic
>>153543157sybau and make me a sandwich
>>153543245He wants to once again be in control of the fandom, have nobody criticize him, and look good for potential investors in the pilot.
>>153542936It's not the first time and it won't be the last time.
>>153543261>look good for potential investors in the pilot.Impossible now, I mean it takes one google search for any studio to instantly back out.
>>153543275She did literally nothing wrong (unlike Vriska)
>>153543275Love the way the left pic makes Hussie look like a dangerous predator
>>153543165>>153543229Great art anon!
>>153543384thanks
>>153543378This is funny, I want more people to do it with a different caption and picture each time
>>153543120>people raid the pbsd goon forum to own hussie because they would totally do thatthis shithole is not relevant youre a gangstalking tier schizo
POV: it's the mid 2010s and you're a teen cosplaying as Vriska. You will be force to date him in 10 more years.
>>153543229>>153543384I miss Johnkat. Why'd Act 6 have to kill it?
>>153543120all boards are antisemetic? That's just the neutral stance
>>153543512*you're a pre-teen
>>153543540Everyone is antisemitic now. I’m glad that no longer divides us
POV: You're a female who likes dress-up and just turned 14
>>153543295Not finishing IM GOOD IM GONE should've gotten her lynched
>>153543556Andrew "the waiting game" Hussie....
>>153543590Andrew "if she's old enough to pee, she's old enough for me" Hussie
why tf are we posting hussies mug instead of LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE?did you guys lose your nepeta tit picks or smth?
POV: You are a horse girl left alone, I'm letting my aura overwhelm you before I groom you.
Why haven't I seen Anne Frank Home-stuck fan adventuresThat'd be fucking hilarious and it's the most obvious thing
Imagine if Todd Howard was out here writing callout posts over the people who make funny videos about him
>>153543295I mean like she's been a cunt whenever I've spoken to her. Not to say that her even being mentioned in WP's callout blog is retarded as hell, but I don't particularly like her anyways. (same thing with makin but like at least he actually is a relevant person)
>>153543539Because it and Johndave had to make place for a crackship he made canon just for shits and giggles
>>153543614anon this is a time honored tradition of making fun of lolcows. hussie is chris-chan
>>153543667yeah i know but the thread is getting derailed with the same joke just worse if you're gonna make fun of hussie, at least make it funny anon (not you i mean)
>>153541601Because it's an old website and its code probably hasn't been updated in eons
>>153543667um, as far as i know hussie hasent fucking raped his own mom
>>153543590
>>153543666how the fuck is johndave going to happen when they both spend three years alone without each other
>>153543731in the next doc i hope they add this lol
>>153543614Thank you for posting Fat Terezi, which is what we should be posting all the time.
>>153543648Skill issue, I always enjoyed talking to her.
If Andrew is a proud trans woman who loves and supports his trans sisters and Vriska is canonically trans, why do all Andrew's Vriska girlfriends have vaginas?
>>153543648IIRC she's harassed other homesmut artists before and sucks but likeIt's still funny that Hussie beefs with such absolute whos
>>153543820Did Alice have a they/them pussy for a while?
>>153543820vriska is not trans. its implied on her route but its not canon.
>>153543831Based, good for her
>>153543859No, the toblerone says she's trans.
>>153543883toblerones can't talk.
>>153543907Oh yeah? Well, why would a chocolate bar lie to me?
>>153543947you love to see it
>>153543950KEK that sounds like a smosh line
>>153543852is there even a point to her doing pronouns or whatever if she's still going to present as a gender conforming woman?
>>153543950it wants you to eat it and get diabeetus anondont trust it
>>153543947you hate to see it
>>153543950It looks Nut-free when you buy it, but then when you unpeel the wrapper you find out it was a trap
Thrilled to see a Johnkat drawfag
>>153543947you have no reaction to seeing it
whiteboard link https:/r2.whiteboardfox.com/25682951-7913-6593https:/r2.whiteboardfox.com/25682951-7913-6593https:/r2.whiteboardfox.com/25682951-7913-6593
>>153543947i've never seen it but i'm glad to see it now
>johnkat ittWowzers.
>>153544291>Karkat's boxers don't have any card suitsFAKE
>>153544325this is more of a fetish post
>>153544061Imagine Karkat gently licking over the bite wound he gave John as an apology.Imagine Kanaya biting and licking John too.
>>153544434Hussie wrote it himself actually
Just filled yet another job application, lord knows I'm not getting hired
>>153535765The epilogues shit all over the OG and getting to the decent parts of beyond canon is not worth itRead comics on mspfa.com if you want more at least those arent all character assassinations
homestuck band au. what instruments do the kids play in the band?
>>153545418>character assassinationsNNOOOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN WHOLESOME HOMESTUCKERINOS NOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>153546173>you vill accept ze dog dick because>you just should ok?!homestuck didnt even go to shit to own the libs' what are you on about
>>153546104anon... I
>>153546104This is what happens when you only read Post Canon.
>>153546201>>153546255i meant the alpha kids obviously
>>153545380good. Starve on the streets you slut>>153545418there's more good parts in the epilouges than there are in beyond canon. Beyond canon also poisons the original more
>>153546270Jane - HarpJake - GuitarRoxy - CelloDirk - Launchpad
>>153546255bands don't tend to feature a violinist in their roster, genius
>>153546573actually
>>153546573I mean Orchestras are basically just big bands if you think about it.
>>153546328*kisses u*That's rude of you to say anon...I'm really trying to get a job ;(
>>153546618sure, and die hard is a christmas movie. we are both very clever
>>153545380job at what? food?
Ellith and her 1, 2, 3... too many partners to count.
Any of you guys use SillyTavern with Homestuck characters?
>>153547035Kek
>>153547033no i dont use chatbots
>>153547033were you getting the bots to fork the bots over to sillytavern
>>153547066Chub ai has some, and there are a few sites to download Janitor ai cards. If you find a good template, you can then use claude, deepseek, and chatgpt to make a card about characters that haven't been made yet. I made Del'fi, Augary, and some of the Ancestors off a good Kanaya card.
Fuckin loser
>>153547297hmm blushing cronus is cute
>>153547035Hope powers
I would have a pity night with Eridan to end up with him cring and venting in my arms as I soothe him, take care of him.
>>153546547I like this. I love this, even
>>153547297Your cheesecake isnt *wheezes* lore accurate *chortles* i cant fap to this
bullying dirk by overwhelming him with physical and verbal affection
>>153548008:)
What the hell, sure gamfef...
>>153548008this is lore accurate ;v;a single white tear rolled down my leg
OMG ROXY KARKAT AND JADE!!!, Ignore the faggots
>>153547151>Not making 'em yourselfThat's like...the funniest part :/
>>153547033I know fuckall about chatbots or how to make them but it seems cool
>>153548431I write the scenarios myself, and usually add some extra characterization in, but I'm not good enough to write the full things or the intro messages.
>>153547297I don't know if its intentional but it looks like Cronus is REALLY packin here
>>153546547very cute idea, had to draw. learnt along the way that i have no idea what instruments actually look like. yay!
Hussie starts so much petty shit, maybe he really is a woman
>>153548859fucking banger. great job, anon
>>153542686considering how quickly hussie's brigade began jumping at bowman's throat practically the second he made the initial post, it more than likely is someone legitimately on the team
>>153549188It really is a cult, god damn.
>>153549182I should not like this ship....and yet
>>153528104lesbian pedophile here ^_^
>>153547297I'm going to rape him.
>>153549247This scene, but it's Dave talking about Dad
>>153548023Do it too much and he ropedDo you want the blood of Dirk Strider on your hands?
>>153548215>OMG KARKAT>also ignore Karkat?
>>153549700I want the blood of dirk strider on my dick
>>153546322Why does Dirk have boobs
>>153550020it's the latest fashion
>>153550020whats wrong with a man having a nice rack?
JoanKat.
>>153550394There's something really aesthetic about this pairing
>>153549270rosemom is peak
>>153549182Why is John's dad The Sniper?
is it okay if i ask for some input on something stupjd and oc-related...
>>153551106of course. we love oc
>>153551106its 5 am and i cant type im so sorry>>153551109okay basically i have this character that ive posted about before and i wanted some input on some random stuff he could have laying around for the sake of alchemyhe likes shitty horror (like creepypastas and analog/digital horror and the like) sega games (mainly sonic and yakuza) fighting games cute things and licensed merchandiseive actually written down some stuff that he would probably make, but i want more silly ideas
>>153550881karkat grinding against calliopes featureless crotch...
>>153551186>karkat super flustered while laying atop calliope's virtually endless serpent formI see the vision...
>>153551160replica of a slasher weapon he likes + hello kitty merch = creepy hello kitty weaponsonic game cartrige + shoes = corny light up sneakers with rings that bounce insideyakuza + shoes + creepy hello kitty weapon = very garish and obvious shoe blademaybe?
>>153551160>shitty horror >sonic>merchUnfortunately he's going to own at least one sonic.exe plushie
>>153551160>yakuzaOne of those really flowery button up shirts the gangsters wear>shitty horrorMaybe movie memorabilia from some 80s horror schlock?>fighting gamesArcade fight stickProbably also a fan of Woolie or Eyepatch Wolf
>>153551439way ahead of you>Tabby: Combine shitty Sonic.exe plush and prop Sonic sword.>You make X-CALIBURN. This stupid fucking thing is almost comedically edgy-looking, to the point that you would really feel like you're compensating for something just by holding it.>It also belongs to a kind abstratus that neither you or your friends are very proficient with. You never asked AT about theirs, though. Maybe you could find some way to sendificate this to them? Questions for later.^ one of the things i wrote stuff for hehe
>>153547033yes and it sucks how no shitty local model can do most typing quirks correctly, i want to fuck canon-accurate terezi but not enough to pay money for it
>>153551557That Karkat has seen some shit
>>153543820Does Vibri, though? Really?
>>153551578How does the hyper-realistic blood tie into all of this?
>>153552060Anon, Alice is literally an onlyfans cosplay hoe, you can easily find her pussy online if you try hard enough
