Come back 4stuck editionQOTT: What did you get me for my birthday
>>153616851 Last Dream Bubble
>>153640243>QOTT: What did you get me for my birthdaySURPRISEGuess wat u r missing
>>153640243>What did you get me for my birthdaykorpus themed cockcage
Moonrunes has children in his basement.
>>153640243>actual attention whoring in the OP straight from the depths of early 10s tripfag and namefag circlejerks
>>153640536is that jade or a humanstuck feferi?
something that i noticed about this gif is that kanaya is fucking obsessed over vriska. look, she either tries to love vriska but it doesnt work, or tries to help vriska in the blackroom with eridan
>>153640536BD davejade after getting married be like
>>153640628sighhhhh if only she met me...........
>>153640615>The average MSPFA author fantasy
>>153640617jade
>>153640628That's the point, Vriska was Kanaya's OG crazy bitch oneitis before she switched over to Rose. Similarly Aranea(also a Sylph) was also orbiting Meenah(a Thief like Vriska). Sylph girlies have a type.
>>153640657>Being flanked by two sexy troll women while looking like a nerd in public and having someone stomp your enemies out of your way is…LE BAD!
>>153640764You aren't that though, you are an unemployed failed 20 something artist making a fancomic of a dead franchise while living alone in a one bedroom apartment eating moldy leftovers for dinner
>>153640867didnt know those were your standards anon...i can see your hate boner <3<
>>153640894Wait a second... someone insulted me... thats like... BLACKROM! LIKE THE KISMESIS QUADRANT FROM HOMESTUCK! HAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAW! Xdddd SO FUCKING FUNNYYYYYY ANON HAWHAWHAWHAWHAW
>>153640615>the bc sloppers and fanfic hogs are fighting
>>153640243Can we dispense with these generals now since it's abundantly clear that it's not even about the real HS anymore, and just some shitter advertising his bad fancomics?
>>153640789wheres john?
>>153640947why did you cum?
>>153640947type your posts after you coom anon>>153640971no, next question
>>153640981>>153641003>slaps my big fat belly>burpsHeh... are you spadesflirting with me? Like from Homestuck?
>>153640243>QOTT: What did you get me for my birthdayummmmmmm, I got you a CAKE
>>153640971mf i was discussing the comic literally last thread
>>153640971/co/ moves at an inch an hour anymore and half of the threads are about wanting to fuck baby cartoon characters. It can afford a semi-active general.
>>153641062Self shilling is against the rules.
Vriska queefing all over Terezi
Did anyone read the lastest BC update or nah?
>>153640971>no_fun_allowed.jpg
>>153641092I have never posted my own adventure in here. Checkmate.
>>153641092if nobody shills anything then nothing happens.
>>153640243I give you Korpus abuse
>>153640971The threads are fine, just do what any sensible person would do and call OP a niggerfaggot who should get raped and kill himself
>>153641120Wow another hastily drawn shoulder up doodle of two anime boys with gumball heads in 3/4 position im flipping the fuck out this is awesomesauce
As much as I love the semi goofing off, I think the meat and new kids had their fun, I WANT TO GO BACK TO CANDY
>>153641108It just kinda sucks. Im bored of meta commentary about the shitshow the writers are stuck with trying to manage
>>153641150Monday was yesterday Mr. Grumpypants
>>153641120>>153641150I agree dude get some new material this is getting old. How about some short comics where the characters are doing stuff?
>>153641169I feel they are dropping the ball with the Deltritus kids, I can only take so much 3rd party dialogue before I get bored too, given it's always a slow build up but honestly, just skip that and let's get the game going.
>>153640789Sorry, I couldn't help myself
>>153641234Well that would require they have a creative vision or really any sort of motivation beyond getting asspats from hideous fujo fantrollers for the least amount of effort possible
>>153641150if you hate the thread so much why bother interacting with it?
>>153641234ahhh, the ancient art of 4koma... these are probably the only stuff I find moderately funny about BC
>>153641269
>>153641289>let people enjoy thingsYour BMI is showing
Terezi, oh my fav whore, you will literally be with ANYONE if they gave you some nook
>>153641311>>153641120that one nigger who cant allow fun to happenif you hate everything so much why not kys already lmao
There's another marginally less retarded timeline in which the BC team got a green light from hussie to flush everything(including piggy's shitty fanfic) down the shitter and start completely anew without all that stupid baggage.
>>153641337Why would I kill myself? I'm not the one at fault here, it's you guys for being so mediocre and shit
>>153641234The doodles are mostly for winding down as I have commissions and Mass Appeal to work on, I don't always have the time and energy to draw other things that I'd like to. I guess I could work more on my time management but my energy and motivation have been lacking lately. It's like that sometimes.
>>153641386>it's you guys for being so mediocre and shit>does nothing but complain and hasslenigga its all you
>>153641400Your doodles are great and all but lowkey I would like to see character sheets of your OCs + Lore and random info about them
i think you guys should be posting pictures
>>153641386could you share something of quality then?
>>153641400Holy shit it's like a flowchart with you fucking basketcases.>mehhhh depression mehhh i feel baaaaaad gimme validatiiiiiooooon...And anons here expect me to respect this crybaby shit?
>>153641463
Great thread so far, please keep fighting.
>>153641509who the fuck are these guys?
Caliborn getting raped
>>153641546Ask Hussie, he probs stole them from someone
>>153641585By whom?
>>153641458Sometimes I worry about giving out too much info about them and how it will effect people reading the story desu
>>153641585Rape getting Caliborned
>>153641614Caliraped getting born
>>153641108>BC I'm curious, what is that called fully?
>>153641613No one is reading that shit for the story desu its just good goons
>>153641646Beyond Canon, anon.
>>153641613Okay fine but do tell me this, WHO IS THAT HOTTIE??? Do I have a shot at her??? Does she fw with broke bitches like me??
>>153641646Basically Crap
Calibraped get
>>153641646Beyond Chopped
>>153641484nta but i follow a guy on twitter who’s wind down drawing thing is drawing a sexy goblin. If hes actually getting other shit done then its whatever
>>153641647to be fair theres not even a story yet, its like 50 pages long and not a lot happened.
>>153641491davejade deserves the world
>>153641728The Homestuck Compliance Team has been sent to your address. Please stand by and keep your wife under control.
>>153640243happy birthday man!! i was waiting for you to announce something. i may give you something but can take a while.
>>153641719Well dont hold your breath thats basically every fanventure
im so hungry i didnt ate anything for snacks :T
>>153641646Beyond Clusterfuck
>>153641646Bottom-of-the-barrel Content
>>153641845Stop blogposting retard
>>153641879Feed me kismesis anon....(opens my mouth)
>>153641676Broke bitches are easy prey I think you have a chance
All that seething and arguing ITT reminded me I absolutely fucking despise Mallek.God I hate that filthy fucking faggot, I need to bitchslap him as he chokes on my cock. FUCK
>>153640628Kinda sad but i understand. Vriska must as well had played and manipulated her enough times that Kanaya never fully got over her. Not until the Tavros and the dress incident happened. And even after that she still had some feelings. Man I wish Kanaya and Jade had more exposition as friends. And Kanaya and Karkat as well. These two are the ones where she had most a good time with.
>>153642142who?
>>153642142Anon Who Has Kismesis on Mallek!! you are the real one man. That texts where amazing.
>>153642142No one cares about your oc donut steel
>>153642142what if he bites it while sucking it? what you gon do about that?
>>153642198you cared enough to reply faggit.
>>153642162i love that little moment when kanaya slaps vriska and vriska starts blushing. its not the best ship. but its a interesting one
>>153642174This repulsive piece of shit. Look how fucking nasty he looks, bet that cunt doesn't even shower every day like a proper respectable blueblood would. I'm already in a dour mood just by spending a minute on google graphics to show.>>153642198Take it to the hiveswap/friendsim team for making this obnoxious fucker canon.
>>153642215Someones mad I dont know their oc donut steel
*raises eyebrows*
>>153641996fuck......
>>153640536at a certain point, you're not even drawing the characters anymore
>>153642266>Anon is willing to put this thing in his quadrant??eww
>>153642306>>153642249never say this bullshit about malek. he takes showers daily, smells clean and fresh and i help him on the computer.
>>153642356my matespirit btw. u all are losers for disliking him
Unlike you losers, I rather fuck an actual personWhich is why I'd fuck the shit out of that faggot who was shittalking hiveswap and called me generic for loving my sweet dearest polypa.If he's still here, know that I WILL fuck you and you WILL like it
>>153642371>u all are losers for disliking himThis troll literally looks like a mild tweaker that you see from pennsylvania that lives in his car
>>153642189I'm flattered but I'm not happy I'm reminded of this text, it only reminds me how much I hate that FAGGOT>>153642202Nothing a good open mouth gag wouldn't fix.>>153642306>ewwYou're so fucking right like you wouldn't believe anon.Look at that ugly piece of shit. All these nasty piercings(even on his fucking tongue, what the hell), his idiotic haircut, a shitty hoodie he almost certainly never washes(have you people seen his respiteblock? What a degenerate motherfucker) and even the most retarded sneakers across the paradox space. Wow, "nice" punk aesthetic you fucking cunt, go fucking overdose on sopor you piece of shit.You people don't know how humiliating and disgusting it felt to have played through friendsim and pesterquest, knowing MSPAR wore his nasty unwashed hoodie and even commented on it having his lingering smell? To me it was equivalent of taking a swim in a fucking septic tank.And then he shoved himself into that other route with a neat-looking indigoblood and it turns out he does tattoos too. I bet he has some trashy fucking garbage out we didn't get to see.God I fucking hate Mallek. I've hated that fag ever since I've first laid my eyes on him. I will never not feel hatred and disgust towards him
>>153642395theres hope for anon. theres a world of pennsylvanian tweakers just waiting to fall for him.
>>153642538>humans CAN feel blackromholy smokes!
>>153642395>>153642549Tweakers tend to be lower class trash. They're unwashed, degenerate and smell like shit but that's kinda par for the course.Meanwhile he's from a middle-upper caste(blueblood) and yet he choose to be a degenerate cyberpunk l33t h4xx0rz faggot who lives in squalor like whatever an alternian equivalent of a pig is. It's all the worse to me because I'm a scorpio so it's like I'm associated with him by proxy. Hideuous fucking sonuvabitch, I'm almost ashamed of wanting to rape him. Almost.
>>153642775remember. you're not stronger than him. you're not raping him
>>153642659you should've seen that schizoanon's og post about mallek, now that was a riot
>>153642800I'LL FUCKING BLOW MY HEAD OFF, REINCARNATE AS A BLUEBLOOD AND THEN WE'LL BE EQUALLY STRONG OWING TO OUR UNFORTUNATELY SHARED CASTE(WHY IS HE A SCORPIO LIKE ME FUCK THAT GUY).THEN I'LL STUDY CYBERSECURITY WITH A FOCUS ON DEALING WITH CYBERTERRORISTS LIKE HIM REBELLING AGAINST THE GLORIOUS ALTERNIAN ORDER AND TRACK THAT FAGGOT'S ASS NO MATTER HOW LONG IT TAKES. IF HE REACHES ADULTHOOD THEN I'LL TRACK THAT PIECE OF SHIT UNTIL THE ENDS OF THE GALAXY OR EVEN THE FUCKING UNIVERSE.ONCE HE'S FUCKING BUSTED, AND I *WILL* MAKE SURE OF IT, I'LL PERSONALLY MAKE A REQUEST TO HAND HIM TO ME AS A REWARD FOR MY JOB.IN THE SERVICE OF HER IMPERIOUS CONDESCENSIONAND THEN I WILL FACEFUCK AND BUTTFUCK THAT UNWASHED PIERCED DEGENERATE FAGGOT.OVER.AND OVER.AND OVER.EVERY SINGLE DAY.FOR THE REST OF OUR LONG BLUEBLOODED LIVES UNTIL EVENTUALLY THE DRONES WITH THE FILIAL PAILS WILL JUST STOP FUCKING ASKING FOR CALIGINOUS GENETIC MATERIAL.
now that it's confirmed humans can blackrom, who would you fill that quadrant with, if you HAD to?
>>153643056i hope that you you dont get hired on the empire. meaning youd have to become a vigilante and deal with it with your own hands. so no help from the empire. if you get caught the alternian empire would not like that. youd have to spend time in prison with trolls worse than mallek.
>>153643076you for asking this retarded question
>>153643076I have always had a particularly intense dislike for Kanaya and she seems to lack someone to hate her back for a caliginous relationship, it could work out.
>>153643204<3<
>>153642383>>153643204Hate is in the air <3<
>>153643258how could you ever hate kanaya.
>>153643274She bores me. She doesn't DO anything. She is a dull, monotonous creature who gets immortality handed to her, a wife handed to her, and her people's salvation handed to her. She doesn't contribute a single thing to the story at any point in her worthless existence yet she gets some of the most screentime among trolls.And I hate her stupid fucking quirk it burns my eyes.
>>153643076Vriska. Equius. Eridan. Lanque.
>>153643359>pitched haremIt' like you want to get gangbanged
>>153643359>Equiusanon his cock would tear you in half
>>153643199FUCK OFF I WILL STUDY LIKE CRAZY UNTIL I'M HALF-DEAD AND I'LL GET A CYBERSEC JOB(AGAIN) NO MATTER HOW WHATAlso a vigilante job isn't my style anyway. I'm a proper upstanding citizen who doesn't dress like a hot topic reject, keeps his surroundings clean, wouldn't have an abomination of theme that references fortnite youtube clickbaits, and does NOT have a single shitty piercings, least of all on a tongue. God, Mallek having a tongue piercing is so fucking awful.
>>153643359>LanqueYeah good luck with that
>>153643351NTA but it honestly, I can kinda relate to that feeling. Because it's the same way I feel with Aradia being massively boring to me
>>153643418I'm not fucking them all at once nigga.>>153643434I'm dom in all Kismesistudes. Well 90% of the time. Equius will have his thing away from my hole. He will be the one being railed. obviously.>>153643449i forgot he can do that. nevermind i dont have chance. i can send him hatemail still lmao.
>>153643076Terezi. Jade.
>>153643076Sollux is prime pitch material imo
I want to have Dirk in every single quadrant.Yes, even the ashen one, stopping him from lashing out at someone sounds absolutely dreamy o8<
>>153643498I'm already his moirail and dave is his matesprite. you are free to take up the other 2 quadrants though
Hi everyone!!!i realize i havent been active in the threads again, mostly because i have been busy with non Homestuck art and stuff. How is everyones day? I hope you are well :)
>>153643488>jadenigga who the hell hates on jade
>>153643487>Well 90% of the time.anon you are going to DIE 10% of the time
>>153643550I just feel like we wouldn't get along. I feel like we'd try to be friends and it would just break down into a sort of mutual despisal.
>>153643550too be fair i feel like if jade was real and was someone you knew at least a 25 percent of people would be annoyed by her. She is very overbearing and even if shes "nice" she can come off as rude or mean on accident. Not to say jade sucks. She is just both very socially awkward and very uh....she has a strong personality lets say that much. It's just kind of the nature of a witch.
>>153643563Oh noes im going to get fucked to death by Equius oh nooooes
>>153643446but what will you do when you inevitably start enjoying the sensation of mallek's holes. you cant stay mad for long enough when you feel pleasure. this also goes for mallek as well.(also can you give some tips in cyber security?)
>>153643351>>153643480>being sexually attracted to someone because they bore you so much you wanna hatefuck themHow does this work?
>>153643590you dont get it. one single twitch of his penis in your hole and its getting distended.
>>153643494he's actually pretty chill after he went fully blind
>>153643623yeah i really dont get it. im a big virgin anyway and i dont care if i die. and he is stronger than me so like what i will do if i even fight back? is useless. i will get impalled.
>>153643590anon PLEASE don't 1 guy 1 horse yourself there's still so much to witness in life
>>153643657just tell him to be gentil. put a lot if lube and youll be good i think
For some reason I think the most painful form of sex with Equius is not anal but him giving a handjob. With his immensely STRONG grip he cannot control he would turn your dick into a spaghetti noodle in a matter of seconds.
i think its best to not go in that direction. that is enough of this joking around.
niggas forget equius accidentally crushed a glass of milk, and almost went school shooter mode over itand also BRUISED his lusus when merely trying to headpat him
>>153643735we need to go deeper
I would simply order (this is important) Equius to lay down and not move while I do all the work, and still get my skull crushed when I pull his pants down and his cock springs up and slaps me in the face.
>>153643614Because despite how immensely INSIPID she is she is still intensely beautiful and I would enjoy both strangling her and making her my cocksleeve in the goal of giving her worthless existence some value.
>>153643723>he would turn your dick into a spaghetti noodle in a matter of secondsCRUNCH
>>153643614wait, we were talking about fucking?then nah, I wouldn't bang Aradia even if she was hot. sounds like faggot behavior but I rather do it with a character I'm fond for
>>153643765i need a hug :(
>>153643768>and still get my skull crushed when I pull his pants down and his cock springs up and slaps me in the facewhat a fucking obituary
I just don't think Equius is actually that hung.By all mean his bulge is not tiny, but I imagine it's just... alright. It's not terrible, it might be slightly above average, but it might not be something that would satisfy a horsecock fetishist.You could probably tease him for it though.
>>153643813Sex is part of the caliginous interplay, anon. You have to hate someone in a particular manner that causes them to become erotic. You want to hurt them, beat them, and also fuck them.
>>153643813>wait, we were talking about fucking?Anon, kismessitude is a sexual quadrant.
hmm I think you are more into equius than anyone else here non. a lot of equius log in here.
>>153643821Size isn't the point man, it's the strenght of the rod. If he dickslaps you that shit is bruising badly.
>>153643606Don't underestimate me anon, I'm good at making myself angry over stupid shit. There's no way I'd ever not be pissed at someone who looks like that.>this also goes for mallek as well.Not an issue unless I accidentally mindbreak him into masochism.>(also can you give some tips in cyber security?)Depends, anything you specifically have on mind?
>>153643843I am like if equius and eridan came into a bucket
>>153643546>because i have been busy with non Homestuck art and stuff.I should go do that too. Be busy with non homestuck art and stuff
>>153643533>striderslop redromcringe but at least it's not dirkjake
>>153643843We're approaching this topic strictly clinically, like experts on sexual intercourse we obviously all are.Also let's be be honest, the only other troll with a potentially huge dick is Tavros, and we everyone instinctively knows sex with him is not going to be rough unless (You) make it so.
>>153643885>unless I accidentally mindbreak him into masochism.that is what i was talking about, imagine the dump moans as he takes a pounding. or finding him already lubed up, oiled up in your bed wanting to get fucked, i wonder how youd react>Depends, anything you specifically have on mind?basic stuff, opsec stuff
>>153643926whats wrong with dirkjake
>>153643926when I finish this fucking fic you're going to see the vision too
>>153644103this is the kind of energy i wish i had. but i have given up on trying to turn people onto my side.
never got how kanaya outta all trolls survived. like karkat and terezi i understand but kanaya? feel like they kind of just kept her for shipping desu.
>>153644119get back on that horse, anon. don't keep us waiting
>>153644195she died but she had hax
>>153644195She got a hole blown in her, she just didn't die because she's an invincible vampire because.. because.
>>153644051It's just a rancid ship. I could feel it would end up being a dysfunctional and doomed trashfire ever since I've first read the comic and it has barely started hinting at them getting together. There's just something awkward and off about their """romantic""" interactions that made me feel their relationship was simply not meant to last, and it turned out I was right on the money.When Dirk said during the alphas' feelings jam that the only he got with Jake because he was the only romantic option around I honestly felt it because that's what I've been thinking all along.>but what if I like trashfires and doomed yaois?????Good for you and that's honestly the one thing this pairing is good at but to each their own because it sure isn't something I'm actually into.
>>153644203UAAAAGHHHHHHHHI MUST WRITE MORE JOHN JADE
>>153644231>say that the jadeblood character is a monster>proceed to never actually fucking explain what a rainbow drinker even is or why kanaya turned into one
>>153643895holy chuddie.
>>153644333and youre goddamned right.
>>153644195>>153644231>>153644306I mean, it makes sense. He introduced 12 characters all at once and i feel even he knew he had 0 fucking intention to develop even half of them at all. The *only* relevant trolls are the patron trolls plus gamzee, even the aradia and sollux got shafted cause the only relevant trolls have human relationships. so of course Kanaya, being a patron troll, got special treatment as to why she could live, and as an extra she got to have a le epic girl power moment of backstabbing a couple guys. kanaya is a god damn fraud is what im saying.
>>153643958yeah. i guess so. idc for talking about it anymore sorry. unless you want to talk about how to find a partner as a freak of nature that i'am. also how early constant abuse made me seek pain as affection semantics.
>>153644238c-can i read your previous fanfics please
>>153644360my biggest issue was that despite all that patron troll stuff she doesnt do as much as trolls like terezi or vriska or karkat. and she also gets fucking cucked later on anyway so the rosemary thing doesnt work out for her either. i feel bad for her but also omg shes a bum
>>153643837>>153643824Sorry, I just wasn't paying attention.
>>153644030Slutty behavior would only cement my sheer contempt towards him. That dirty fucking manwhore is a blueblood. Is this how he's supposed to act? Even in bed he ends up being a trashy degenerate without a semblance of class or dignity.I'm still obviously tapping it though.>basic stuff, opsec stuffidk what to say beyond most basic platitudes. I'd say humans are almost always the weakest link so it's always important to keep running commonsense.exe no matter what you do online, nothing is more important than that. Not saying good passwords and shit aren't important because they are but vast majority of attacks involved social engineering first and foremostSame goes with opsec: oversharing shit thanks to social media and using same or similar usernames out of sheer laziness has become so normalized that doxing people with just osint has become so trivial any kiwitard can do it.Meanwhile I'm almost undetectable because I'm a major schizoSince we're on the topic of social engineering, I think this short little quiz is a pretty good rudimentary training for email phishing, I made my mom do it just in case.https://phishingquiz.withgoogle.com/Of course everyone has their moments of weakness, I admit even I almost got phished because I got plausible spam and was really tired on that, but I've made a habit of reading full email addressed by then, so I didn't click the button that would fuck me up.
>>153644460>and was really tired on that dayfix'd
>>153644389https://docs.google.com/document/d/1zRecXKcJayOB8X6-E5amMhyazR4_Fsxdy7DWpMs4ui0/edit?usp=sharingThis is my Mallum X Ellith Fanfiction. https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jncIYRohJCgn3GeRHB5Ja-DLbFh39U83VhVBVPhOANM/edit?usp=sharingThis is all 3 current chapters of my John x Jade fanfiction. This one has illustrations too! It's way messy though so im warning you. Im no pro writer.
>>153644524>there's a Mallum x Ellith fanficWhat the fuck, how did I miss itAnyway, I'm gonna read it later, thanks for posting it anon.
>>153644524Thank you! I'll read it in a bit
>>153644566oh yeah i had been working on it for like 3 weeks, sorry for the lack of illustration, i was kinda out of draw energy, i only just got it back.
>>153644237lol agree and i think theyre cute sometimes.like> read comic> player 1: functionally aromantic kid > constantly the subject of often aggressive affection> completely oblivious to this> "Ive actually worried at times that i just wasnt capable of feeling that way about anyone"> easily pressured, gets constantly pushed into things> plays up wanting things (adventure, danger, women) he only likes in theory > genuinely cares deeply for dirk> least self aware guy alive> player 2: gay man with no other options> builds entire relationship on manipulation and desperation> knows deep down hes pressuring jake into something he doesnt want> does it anyway> most self aware guy alive> "wow! what an interesting awkward first relationship to depict!"> "its so obvious these two would be terrible for each other in the long run!" > go online> everyone ships them as a perfect healthy couple> mfw
>>153644874because internet doesnt give a shit if its gay
>>153644874>shiptards>being true to the source materialOnly a true unicorn has the autism to do it right
shilling because i made a drawing on ithttps:/r8.whiteboardfox.com/87143524-2277-7050https:/r8.whiteboardfox.com/87143524-2277-7050
blah
the BC team should say fuck it and make it an edgy opera about killing for fun
>>153644460but i one way black relationship isnt as fun. one day youll crave him trust mekinda sad you cant say much to even people you think are your friends online
>>153644524I finished the JohnxJade. Very cute, especially the beach scene, I like how they're unsure but they're still feeling each other out. Love your artwork. I'll read MallumxEllith tomorrow. Thank you so much for sharing, anon!
prime. magnific. sweet... solkat...
>>153645407
>>153645407soljohn is where the heart is at.
>>153645425
GOOD LORD
>>153645434really escarce to find... but hey there is that fanfic of soljohn i was meaning to read so you might me onto something!!!
>>153645439i like how people can draw sollux as short or tall and it still works lol its actually kinda funny>sollux with woman?short>sollux with male?tall
>>153645596i never noticed it but you are right.
>>153645313hell yeah, its one of the things i want to acheive most. John and jade feel attraction, but they are fumbling each other constantly, making each other upset, struggling to get along, but also being very passionate with each other, and suffering as they grow up. they exploded in a fit of passion and now have to live with insane sexual tension.
finally did the idea of yesterday. cw: troll child kidnapping and implying torture.https://images2.imgbox.com/85/dd/eMQW11q5_o.jpg
>>153646462When you when you want the frank but get the oxnard
>>153646462Nice
>>153646462>cw:faggot
>>153646527what about the real image set i took as reference as a gift for you tuff boy? no cw see for yourself. yw.https://images2.imgbox.com/1a/9c/CIo8dMz4_o.gif
>>153646591
we we reaching the true degen era of /hsg/ again and I'm here for it
>>153646591>I'll have an uhhhhhh nothingburger with a side of word salad>With NO happening sauce
>>153646591this is disgusting i... you are horrible no good. please stay away from me youre scaring me
>>153646726>>153646760Hahah really funny. Ofc i dont use real life shit as ref. I just stumbled upon that and had to try it out. Anyway forget it.
>>153646908make whatever you want in the privacy of your home, anon
>>153646591>>153646908This is nothing and your shits all retarded, please fuck off back to the discord
>>153646939I deleted cord.
Sleeping in the same bed as my moirail.
Caressing my moirails head which is in my lap.
treat yo self day but with moirail
>>153640243I got you a Supor Slime Pie :0)
>>153645064>whiteboard link isn't workinganon?
>>153647567Just put one more slash in the https:// part anon. I think he is making it because 4chan marks random links as spam.
>>153647642ah I retarded and didn't noticebut also this site is retarded to flag a whiteboard link as spam
>>153647673Indeed.
Hunting rare clawbeasts to make a surprise gift for Nepeta by alchemizing their claws. Hollering when I see them and shooting 100 bullets so I don't get stabbed. Surprisingly, they die
>>153641572Susie is a rage player because in universe and out of universe she goes against the narrative of Homestuck. Noelle on the opposite end is a hope player who has to suffer but enjoys it so she can have the narrative return to form.
>>153648166thats not really how that works tho. Just because you struggle against the narrative doesnt make you a rage. in fact she isnt really struggling against it at all. The whole point of homestuck, and probably of deltarune is that people *do* have a choice, they *can* change their futures, their destinies. If you hold true to what you believe you will be rewarded. Honestly, i would say the opposite. SUSIE is the HOPE player and NOELLE is the RAGE player. Both break the game in different ways. Susie breaks the game by believing, believing in herself and then others. She doesn't *know* of the rules shes breaking, only what she wants and what she wants to be real. She has the white pen of hope after all. She is likely a Kniight of hope, who pretends to be wrathful, when in reality shes quite kind hearted sweet. Noelle is the opposite, she covers up a dark inner self with cheeriness and optimism. When she realizes that the world is "just a game" in the snowgrave route, she breaks the game with her power, and her abilities of ice and snow, mostly she is being used and is forced into this, but her mind begins to slip into thinking she can do as she pleases, and in fact she does, she is more open with susie in chapter 2, which frightens Ralsei.
>>153645291>one day youll crave him trust meKismessisitude is already about craving, it's just not the kind of red craving people are accustomed to
I love this corpse so much.
Need moirail to infodump about dinossaurs...
none of you understand how fullfilling a good auspiticitance is
>>153645434Somehow I feel like Sollux would be annoyed by John the same way someone from /g/ wouldn't be able to stand someone posting on programming subreddits
>>153649247elaborate, kanaya
>>153649132Are you going to have a panic attack or beat someone to death if you don't infodump about dinosaurs often enough?
Karnaya
>>153649545>that subtle hard-on
>>153649575can you blame him tho
>>153647944Then you get pursued by the drones for killing too much lusii even by the alternian standardsIs life on the run worth it for Nepeta?
>>153649564>That bloody scratchI wonder what Kanaya think after seeing Karkat's delicious candy red blood
ever since /hsg/ revived, i always go straight to thread gallery view and has never engaged with the Fanventure community anywhere, not even a single post, until now.AMA
>>153649858Which homestuck character would you fuck?
>>153649858How does it feel to be better than everyone else?
>>153649858Why do your hands look like that?
>>153649858When will the incest fanventure return?
>>153649898picrel>>153650132also picrel>>153650237cuz i painted them gray, duhh>>153650273whenever hussie realizes at last that he's an washed-up, irrelevant hack and that the homestuck franchise was the highest point in his life he'll ever reach.not sure when, he's got a thick and juicy fucking brick for a noggin'
>>153649858youre literally me
>>153650378John culo...
>>153650378>>153650399MORE JOHN CULO! NOW!
>>153650587
>>153650367Source?
https://archiveofourown.gay/works/84773806
>>153650615Why is Dave crying though?
>>153650820Tears of joy
>>153650799I do NOT accept nanna sharing a tier with calliope, this is just wrong
Nepeta >:3
>>153649528......? No I just keep to myself at minimum.
>>153651309Oh its that swimsuit outfit ToT
>>153651736>when john uses his retcon powers to bring everyone back and make everything okay but they remember you did that shit
>>153645259So another murderstuck?
>>153650693Really weird, I'd honestly think it'd be more in-character for Sollux to be a self-loathing depressive cuckold and Aradia to be a manic hotwife
>>153652905Hmm, I can see it. But the thing about Sollux is that he's a chad in a chud's disguise, he just gets in his own way, and Aradia is enough of a freak to be a cuckquean. Plus Karkat being a cuck and Dave taking it up the ass is the main subject of the series so everything has to bend itself around that.
>>153653069>Dave taking it up the ass is the main subject of the seriesSo he's going to get pimped out to every single guy in the homestuck?
>>153650651https://x.com/yourbeloathed/status/2054468009859989805?s=20>>153650693>and you're a cuck! and shes a cuck and he-fuck it sure anon
have you ever seen a cute couple walking in front of you but the boyfriend is such a delicious twink that you'd prefer to rape both over one or the other
>>153650693OMG HOW DID I MISSED IT?!?!? cuck fic anon Your stuff is so good n funnie yum yum yum.
>>153653245Nah that would be too much work, just the male trolls because this whole thing originated from spirited discussion about which of them would be the best bull. Oh also about he Aradia thing, she was also a fujo in beforus so that's one more point for her being into /watching/.>>153653265Well, I don't think Aradia is a cuck (true), she just wouldn't give a fuck about Sollux fucking other people, same like I feel Sollux wouldn't care about Aradia doing the same.>>153653369Thank you for the compliment, Equius next but it might take a while, I don't wanna make these too repetative so it takes time to think up good scenarios.
>>153653408>Well, I don't think Aradia is a cuck (true), she just wouldn't give a fuck about Sollux fucking other people, same like I feel Sollux wouldn't care about Aradia doing the same.meh its not my flavor of fics anon but the scenarios are a tad funnymake a cuck gamzee one or smth and i may be more interested
>>153653408The toxic yaoi writed in the stars. Horse guy and birb Dave Heheh thank you anon your work is highly apreciated!!
>>153651467BASED
>>153653429Anon he already made one of the Gamzee fucking Dave....
>>153653471bullzee is overrated, i want to see him in the chair next to karkatsubvert my expectations or someshit
>>153653491ooooh now i get it
>>153653544my brother just another me
>>153653429>meh its not my flavor of ficsI get it, it's not for everyone>but the scenarios are a tad funnyIf you're gonna write fics about someone being into cuckoldry there's gotta be a certain humorous compotent to it
>>153653578omg i have the best idea! do tavros next!1. hes literally a bull2. has a big dick3. has had rap battles against dave4. is friends with karkat
>>153653554I'm your brother?
>>153653462Nepeta is the best troll, too bad she wasn't as featured as the rest ,:3c
>>153653702Tavros is last, he's the hardest I feel. I kinda wanna make him disabled but I don't how his dick would work like that. Fake confidence robolegs Tavros would be good too but then what's the point if he has a robodick and not his big natural.
There's an old meme about online Harry Potter house quizzes that's like, >How would you do thing?A. BRAVELY!B. IntelligentlyC. BoringD. Ssss, I'm a snake!This question made me laugh because it feels like the classpect equivalent. I'm sure it's not the only question that judges whether you're a passive or active class, but it really does feel like>How would you do thing?A. ACTIVELY!B. Passively...
>>153654207Take some canon divergent liberties and describe his robotic prosthetics as only being up his legs's waist but his crotch area still intact and alive. Its what happens in the fics i read at least.
who in homestuck would make a wordle humiliation kink edit?
>>153654413Hmm, I'll think about it more when the time comes to write it
im becoming a johnjade shipperim not ready for this downward spiral...
>>153654436an what?
>>153654494yessss yeeesss come with us.. to the world down under..
finally some good art
Good morning HSG! I hope everyones well! I'm still taking some time to draw more personal stuff, but never fear, i will get to making more john jade stuff soon enough. >>153654494>>153654512MY JOHN JADE WORLD BEGINS, IT WORKS.
>>153654648yipeeee (does a little flip)
>>153654352Still better than hiveswap's extended zodiac quiz, that one is probably the most egregious example among all classpect tests>would you rather be able to teleport anywhere you want or have time travelling powers? :)Damn I wonder what is that question trying to check
>>153654630RAPE IMMINENT
>>153655510tell me anons, what got you into john jade, what changed within your mind? I am curious.
>>153655675they're both silly and it's refreshing from the angsty shipping
Does any anon have a definitive drawing guide for the MSPA art style?I could've sworn there was one an anon compile here for it. Well, I'd be fine with any guide for it to be honest.
>>153655751homestuck artstyle or mspa artstyle
>>153655751https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/152736396/#152737271Maybe something from here?
>>153655811>homestuck artstyle or mspa artstyleThere is surprisingly a very little amount of guides for it. I guess because the art style is relatively simple.>>153655837Already have those saved but many thanks for that extra one!
>>153655948Cute!
>>153655751On the mspfa.com discord server there is a channel dedicated to studying the huss’ art styles
>>153656122
>>153656122it isnt>>153655660minami filled it with smth that *isnt* tea
>>153656213>>153656170I think Rose is cute but I guess that's just me!
>>153656348i dont think they're saying rose isnt cute, rather the scenario she is isnt, anon
WHY ARE THEY BLLLLLAAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKKK
>>153656389I like the art tho
>>153656389The real rose is a robot and could not attend
A rarepair, but I think it kind of makes sense.
>>153656652I can see it on Eridan's side and he was even her server player but didn't Nepeta end up shooting him down?
yes i want to fuck homestuck characters and its not misogyny.
>>153656719She shot him down because shes a tard who doesnt get what a good ship actually looks like
>>153656389Yeah sorry anon, we want to keep our hstwt fans fed so we had to make that versionLuckily i managed to find the proper white version in our folders so here you are! Half the team headcanons them white but we're forced to shittify them
>>153656781WHY ARE THEY WHHHHHIIIIITTEEE?????
>>153656652It's not terrible, but honestly it just feels too one-sided, plus there's the other cat-loving Rogue that's waaay more likely to actually be into Eridan.
>>153656348i have raptor arms
>>153656348Faggot hands, Faggot hands, Faggot hands>>153656953Faggot anon
>>153656781usually i would disagree with this but people are especially weird about rose "this fandom is old enough to know that rose is meant to be draw as black" is an actual tweet
>>153656976I think anon is cute.
>>153654970Nuh Uh. Enough Rape. Gamzee just wants some cuddles and probally gently bite on Tavros Shoulder and hands like a agressive affectionate cat with zoomies.
idk where else to ask so stupid question in comming:Anyone knows what are the best board to share and discuss old hardware or remote technology and gadgets? Like TV crt, found tech and such? pls i dont want to make a reddit acc lmao
>>153656348all three depending of the situation but i mostly have trex arms because it feels safer when im in the middle of too crowded areas.
>>153657032>red eyes gamzeeBest case scenario we can get here is Gamzee gently but assertively pinning the cripple to the floor with his superior highblood strength and then gently ravaging his nook.
>>153657230That is fucked up.
>>153657230Okay now, in your mind swap Tavros and Gamzee out for Dave and Dirk. Okay now swap them out for Cronus and Mituna. Okay now swap them out for Karkat and Terezi. Okay now swap them out for Korpus and the other one. Okay now swap them out for Dave and Jade. Okay now swap them out with characters from that other fanventure people like to jerk off to.There, I saved you all the time from having to write what is essentially the same post 50 times over the next few threads.
>>153657263Hey, at least angry sober Gamzee would merely rape him, any other troll would be either raped and then killed(Karkat, likely Terezi) or killed on spot(anyone else)
>>153657009Tale as old as time with headcannons replacing canon for terminally online faggots
>>153657322>Okay now swap them out for Dave and Jade.Who the hell gets off to davejade rape?
>>153657391
>>153657325.___. I would go without the rape. I dont mind Gamzee saying shit but I'm a bit tired of sober Gamzee being a rapist or whatever.
>>153657400this looks so ugly ewwww
Retarded "headcanons" that contradict the actual canon aside I think dark-skinned Rose is a fairly aesthetic choice. Purple and orange outfits both go pretty well with that skin color.
>>153657475i think its funny
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>>153657482its adds a nice contrast to the seer fit imo
>>153656348And now i realize there are The adult man versions of needing fixed comfortable positions for your hands is cause autism.>had to do it to emWhich is basically a more socially open and friendly version of the prayer pose, gives a cordial and professional feel>cowboyHands are permanently affixed to your belt, looks cooler if you have a oversized belt buckle or holster>mr presidentEven closer to the praying hands but gives a more serious, and closed off feel>bouncerBasically just crossed arms, effectively a fusion of raptor and T-tex, gives a similar vibe to Mr president but less practical
>>153657513Average eriroxy enjoyer (he accidentally uploaded a selfie)
>>153657482i dont get how some people say that all trolls are black.i have never, never ever seen black terezi once in my life
>>153657633(have you seen those drawings where roxy has a cock and fucks eridan?)
>>153657566Constant thumbs or hands in pockets are mine, as someone who used to raptor hand as kid. But now I'm coo', I'm coo' as iiiiiccccceeeee.
>>153657704who the fuck is that next to delfi
>>153657663Real niggas know that trolls are actually Indian.
>>153657730I- I don't know.
>>153657704Hands in pocket is simply a cowboy denied their belt
>>153657482I agree too, honestly white hair + black skin tone has always just been a nice design contrast
>>153657704this should be my life damnit
>>153656839They were always meant to be white anon, whe just make them black to apeal to the twitter fansAndrew always noted how they were made to be white
>>153657560+white rose to illustrate my point
>>153657964if u color the skin, id say the hair would need to be colored tooi always liked black rose having a muted purple and white rose a muted blonde
>>153657964they would look better in a threesome with me
Who the fuck is impersonating Vibri lmao.
>>153657996like this?
>>153656781>>153657906Missus booplesnoot if it's somehow really you then can you ask hussie what's with the alpha kid x beta troll star-crossed pairings he strongly hinted at in the middle of the story?Like I see the vision behind all four pairs, but it's a bit too elaborate to be just a one-off bit and it's been driving me insane for ages now.
>>153658011this is how i see it, but yeah smth along those lines
>>153658047>but it's a bit too elaborateOk so they're *were* gonna be a thing according to Andrew but we kinda wanted to end everything already so left it incompleteThere were plans to pick it up later but we never did
>>153657906if you are the real vibri then answer me this. whats is hussie's classpect?
>>153658125>Ok so they're *were* gonna be a thing according to Andrew >There were plans to pick it up later but we never didHow if all four trolls died during murderstuck and only Vriska managed to properly come back? A more thorough retcon undoing murderstuck than what we actually got because Terezi was laser-focused on her oneitis?
The thought of some of the actual hs crew people lurking here makes me self ware.
>>153658184>A more thorough retconYeah that's right on the money, Andrew thought it was funny to only bring back Vriska no matter how much I or others complained so what we all did was manage to make it be at least somehow personal to Terezi as a characterThere were drafts ro bring back trolls like Feferi or Nepeta that didnt bring much to the table before (we didnt like how we sidelined Sollux in the ending acts) but it didnt go through
>>153658193I wouldn't be surprised desu, there aren't that many Homestuck communities nowadays and we already have the precedent with piggy getting into Hussie's circle and Hussie himself acknowledging the existence of this place with best boy
>>153658193To any Homestuck crew reading this, make DirkJohn canon and my life is yours
>>153658384giant dirk....
>>153658384I was about to say the same thing. Seconding this. Make them having a bloody sloppy kiss please.
>>153657400Source?
>>153658384Can't say much but you *do* know we're killing him off right?I remember Miles jokingly saying Dirk should end up with Alt-Callie but i think we got rid of that idea
>>153658470>Can't say much but you *do* know we're killing him off right?Well duh, but that's no obstacle. Just make them have mindmelding sex and then John can kill Dirk or whatever.
>>153653785So true>>153658252We need more Nepeta!!
>>153658082meh, purple hair rose just makes her look ugly to me. black rose with platinum white hair is perfect.
>>153658125>>153658252>there actually IS a better timeline where dirktav and the other 3 alpha kid x troll pairings actually happened as originally intended but instead I'm in the one where hussie got tired of making homestuck and we're all stuck in the neverending hell of fujos literally pumping out endless amount of slop involving dirk and the guy that was actually meant to be vriska's flesh dildoThat's it, I'm fucking killing myselfGod, at this point I'd even settle for ultdirk somehow getting to be with gcatavrosprite or plot point tavros. Or even hussie, (You) or anyone speaking ex cathedra to announce these four as the originally intended endgames. The unwashed masses are genuinely too illiterate to pick up on the context clues for anything but eriroxy.
>>153653279no but go on
can't you just fix the plotholes in the lore without adding more stuff first pleaseim beggin u
>>153658548Again, can't say much but we had the intention to to make John get with anyone but Dirk, that way Jake can have his moment with Dirk before kicking his teeth in>>153658574>gcatavrosprite or plot point tavros. Or even hussie, (You) or anyone speaking ex cathedra to announce these four as the originally intended endgames.Sadly theres no actual plans to bring the sprites back? I told the crew there was untapped potential in them but i dont think it's being considered sadlythe whole epilogues fiasco with eridan, feferi and gamzee left the use of past trolls that aren't alive as of now kinda... in the dust
>>153655510to the anon who make the kink list of each kid, add scent to jade since she's part dog
Really wished this artist didn't nuke most of their stuff. They had a really useful guides.
>>153658384>>153658449John is NOT a homosexual!
>>153658574Are you genuinely fucking stupid.
>>153658679guides?
>>153658697?
>>153658682Actually, we wrote him in a way so he could fit with practically anyonethats why a lot of ships with John work really nicely, he's kind of dork
>>153658470Well This would be a second option indeed. It was just nice to imagine them making out. Killing Gamzee off, Killing Dirk off. Considering the damage made by them I can't really feel 100% okay with it considering the treatment Vriska had. But this is only my grip I'm not much canon compliant after act2act5 lmao. Dirk was fun but He did had his purpose done in Beyond Canon comic. I'm looking forward for the Horses and Squidies since them seen to be the spiritual sucessors of my favs.
>>153658661>the whole epilogues fiascoAs usual it all goes back to ipgd, piggy really was hussie's yoko onoI curse the faggots from here who chipped in to buy that stupid horse dildo
>>153658749a5a2 i meant*
>>153658698Drawing guides. This pic is the only part of the guide I have unfortunately.It was really in depth too. Their art was really good too.
>>153658661>Sadly theres no actual plans to bring the sprites back? I told the crew there was untapped potential in them but i dont think it's being considered sadlyWow that's fucking gay
>>153658710Do you actually think this is vibri? Or are you doing an elaborate roleplay bit? Both are embarrassing for different reasons.
Satyr TC.... waiting for you..
>>153658193I dont fucking care those faggots are bigger losers than anyone here. They are all home stuck with this desiccated corpse. With no peace.
>>153658682It's not gay if he is the opposite cosmic force equivalent to you
>>153658781Its entertaining me so im okay with that being it fr or a larp.
>>153658750>ipgdWe really disliked her actions over all, I personally thought her "controversial" (for lack of a better word) writing brought down moments that were intended to be somewhat emotionalWe cut it short after the whole Marvus route diaper thing, it was simply too much and too stupid>>153658781I can't lie and say the team doesn't look here from time to time lol, im just bored rn and Andrew is doing their thing
>>153658804*shush shush pap pap*its okay its okay anon.
>>153658832This is giving me secondhand embarrassment. Stop doing rpf roleplay you fat homo.
>>153658832I hope its not too invasive to ask but will it take too long to introduce the rest of the nymphs and satyrs? I'm really excited to see them all.
>>153658781I knew all these things on some level, that poster being alice or someone merely larping at her changes very littleSometimes a man just needs to have a little cathartic melty for the sake of it
If you really are Vibri tell us the story of how you deported Davekat-sucks
>>153658882We're actually going for a slow burn type of approachIt's kinda like the earlier acts, though im sure if you aren't a newgen you've noticed>>153658914It's all kinda stupid lol, a few us told the team it wasn't worth it putting it all on a doc for the public to see and to settle it all calmly and privatelyBut half the team got restriction orders against her since she started to dig into our personal lives, the whole "deportation" thing was Andrew's idea :/ I personally thought she was annoying is all
>>153658832>We cut it short after the whole Marvus route diaper thing, it was simply too much and too stupidShould've also nuked all her contributions up to and including the epilogues using her degeneracy as an excuse, I'm sure even the tumblrfags/twittards could have easily excused it if they were told the basic story beats were lifted from stridercest rapefic and that piggy herself fancies scat, diapers and bestiality
Karkat and Terezi seeing each other again and having intense, hot and sweaty reunion sex when?
>>153640605better than pay rent.imma right fellas??!
>>153658970We were gonna actually, i put it on the table since I personally thought it was all fucking crazybut deadlines and her basically being on 50% of the whole script would imply a whole new rewrite that would take months to do, few were ok to do it but it ended up being dismissedwe only managed to correct her doings as of recent by trying to scrub the whole diaper fetish out of hiveswap
Vibri if that is REALLY you, You should take more pics of your Authorsona costume or at least I wanna see you draw Joculine
>cherkov's horse dildo caused a catastrophic chain reaction that permanently and irrecoverably ruined homestuck's writing Tragic kino
>>153659076>Authorsona costumeIt's funny, after the whole NYCstuck con was over I stashed it in the closet and Andrew said it "stared at me like the green goblin mask" and now i cant unsee itAlso i tend to leave psycholonials to Andrew since it their work and they draw them all silly looking (I'll say though, Joculine best girl with a sweet design)
>>153659130Still I hope at the very least it's used again maybe in more official events in the future ?? Shame to let be a one time use, btw lightly kick hussie once for me, thank you
>>153658697>>153658781>>153658860>implying it's not in-character for alice to do something like if only for of easy attention>ESPECIALLY since she's not even using a tripcode which gives her plausible deniability that it's not in case some twitter tranny accidentally finds this thread and starts claiming hussie's associate engages with the hacker known as 4chanlole
>>153659186>it's used again maybe in more official eventsMore than likely desu! I wanna go to more official cons it was very funAlso he was lightly nudged, he whined
>>153659217dawg this place is not as popular as you think it is.and no one unironically says the hacker known as 4chan anymore. its like you forget this place has a board called lgbt/
>>153659251I dont think anybody cares
Testing new notes app. Ellith trippin a lil after edibles.
>>153659217Yes it totally makes sense for Vibri to come to the dessicated skeleton of hsg, with a maximum of 12 active posters, to field asinine questions while writing in a completely different cadence than usual. That these questions also confirm all of your petty fandom grievances and inside baseball suspicions is just mere coincidence. I thought you were being naive but this is just fucking delusional.
>>153659251>and no one unironically says the hacker known as 4chan anymore.It was an obvious joke and you might have the touch of 'tism
Anyone up for some cosplay?? Might as well since I'm here
>>153659295
>>153659304
>>153659289That was pretty good tho.
>>153659321
>>153659289Chill out and learn to let some fun and whimsy into your life my ragebound nigga.
>>153659333
>>153659289Sorry, i thought this place was still coolPlus twitter sucks and the discord is tyring, as i said im just bored>>153659295>>153659304>>153659321>>153659333>>153659348I kinda miss these
>>153659348
>>153659334You people seem to be doing this thing where you flip between the two positions of "oh were just joking around and having fun" and "but its not out of the realm of possibility" and I just want you to know you should shoot yourself in the head because of it.
>>153659362
>>153659356i know you're realpls write in more nepeta
>>153659373
>>153659372Sorry anon, I already have someone in my caliginous quadrant
>>153659384Honestly cool searching and seeing non kid non troll cosplay once and awhile
>>153659396I'll stop here and save more for the next thread (I have to leave in a bit anyways) as always, hope you liked these semi common posting, I know I do!!
>>153659378Funny you mention that, I pushed for Fefeta to appear in the vriska visual novelPlus, the fanontinium as a whole is something the team itself thought was really good for intermissionsI didn't enjoy the idea of bringing back gamzee yet again after the whole epilogues shitshow and all that but... we'll see where it leads since we have that slightly paused to focus on sartyrs/nymphs
>>153659295I will never get over the pregnant dave cosplayer at nycstuck
>>153659411Thank you its always welcome.
>>153659417For one second i thought the cosplayr was pregnant for real lmaaao. This one is good.
>The scene where Vriska comments teasingly on how buff Karkat's gotten and Meenah agreeing with her, clearly all hornyFuck...
>>153659437>actual honest to gog heavily pregnant woman or maybe ig trans guy doing a baby is you dave cosplaythat'd be legendary actually
>>153659417hold a minute. im starting to see the vision on black dave hc
VIBRI PLEASE USE YOUR ONLYFANS SUPERPOWERS TO FUCK HUSSIE SO HARD HE ACCEPTS AN OFFICIAL REWRITE/ALT TIMELINE OF LATE HOMESTUCK THAT'S NOT DOGSHIT AND ACTUALLY WRAPS THINGS UP PROPERLYMAYBE USE THE ANIMATED ADAPTATION(TWO MORE WEEKS TRUST THE PLAN) AS AN EXCUSEJUST KEEP DOING IT UNTIL HE GIVES IN I'M BEGGING YOU
>>153659488This guy had one of the coolest cosplays at the event hands down.
>>153659417I hope there's an nycstuck next year and this time I get to make it
>>153659509>fuck someone so they improve at writing?
>>153659509I think we'd all shoot ourselves if we had to rewrite all 8000 pages all over again anonI always wondered how the hell he kept up with the updates but he never tells
vibri how do you feel about my otp dirkdave?
>>153659509Yes, bring hussie here, it's time we repair the story so shit can finally make sense and be gucchi
>>153659576Paradox space is big enough, it's canon somewhere...
How would (You) fix Homestuck?
>>153659526is that the couple that got married in this same con in the back?
I need official TC art pleaaaase. Its all I ask so I can die in peace. Me and the only other 5 tc fans are starving.
>>153659592Remove the toblerones and tell the fanbase to deal with it
>>153659566>but he never tellsAdmitting he was on addy or some similar stimulant until he presumably burned out during the pauses wouldn't be a good look.
>>153659589this answer is all I need to be happy
>>153659630I always saw them as a "shooting yourself in the foot" scenariobecause it would force you to write in things when you didn't personally write them or prepare them, thus it looks jank
>>153659592balance the screentime of each zodiac sign more. such as less vriska, more nepeta, feferi, and equius
>>153659640we can take this both ways. both extremely hard>used addy or stimulant for 3 years+ straight daily and somehow didnt get an adicttion>or worked 10hrs a day everyday.
>>153659592Make Karezi completely canon and have no retcon.
>>153659566nta but he can lessen it to act 6 only and cut the fat so it has less of a page count than problem sleuth as he originally intended
>>153659667I will give him a toblerone myself so he can uno reverse
>>153659592I'm the new 5th kid.
>>153659701It was in the cards, im not even gonna try and bother with a lieCaliborn was cool but the more he wrote the less the story moved, if that makes senseI think i talked with him once about this, and obviously he agreed act 6 went on for far too long
Whats with the vibri larping
Vibri, if you can ask Hussie a simple retrospective question about homestuck. Why did he decide to cover every instance Professor Mayonaka's Pendant in oil during the retcons (seen in picrel)? Always puzzled me since the creator of said pendant commissioned the Midnight Crew to exist.
>>153659771This thread always finds a way to reach new lows. I just hope they don't keep this up by the next thread.
>>153659808Next thread is hussie larping.
>>153659794They mentioned it was to give it a little bit more of importance since it was a commissionI didn't give the position of the oil stains too much importance though
>>153659566>if we had to rewrite all 8000 pages all over again anonAll you need is to start again from [s] Game Over, it's "only" 1000 pages or so(though frankly I'd also mass delete A6A5 melodrama wholesale because who the fuck cares about teenage relationship issues in a shitty void session)Vriskagram already set the precedent of utterly unsatisfying off-screen character developments so you could just do the same but with a better retcon undoing murderstuck, followed by an animation where the strilondes and trolls sing kumbaya on the meteor and people would still be fine with it simply because it wasn't "Vriska fixed everything :::;)" but "the power of retcon and friendship fixed everything :)"Then there's more wordswordswords nobody cares about, then cast fights and defeats the baddies, everyone fucks off to Earth C, the end.
>>153659559A good pussy has the power to either ruin or fix a ma- pardon, a they/them.
>>153659846Mentioned before but only Vriska coming back wasnt the deal but Andrew insisted on it being "too funny not too" and with the whole fandom being as it was at the time, i suppose it was?There were drafts were we brought back a few trolls (not all for obvious reasons) and gave them mini arcs but it never felt quite right
>>153659581Hussie knows how to repair the story, he just can't be assed because he'd rather fuck vriska cosplayers than deal with twittards who call him problematic
>>153659898It checks ngl the huss is a big troll.
>>153659898>but it never felt quite rightWhy is that?
>>153659846do you realize unduing murderstuck is like adding a thousand pieces to a puzzle. now you have to worry about wtf tavros,nepeta,equius,eridan especially are doing.if retcon brang them back eridan would still be a murderous douch with zero development, tavros would still be useless, nepeta would have to make a bigger shipping wall and equius would be equius.
>>153659898Vibri what do you think of prisounebound and moonrunes cock
>>153659954I knew this was comming. There it goes.
>>153659929you probably think about hussie fucking 10x more than the amount hussie actually fucks lmao
>>153659443Reminder that at one point, Vriska is implied to be zoning out because she's staring at Arquius' muscles, and he suggests that she agreed to touch them at least once.
how big is hussie's pussy
>>153659943Well, i'll assume you can tell what sorta arc every troll would've gotten if they survivedIf post-game over, we brought a few back, we'd have to quickly write them a good arc as to not feel like they're just *there* like with sollux You could sorta see this with davepeta, not the best or arcs but it was a remnant of what we tried to do and it didnt fully stick the landing
>>153659954Ive seen the only doodle in this thread and the troll in it looks sorta cute
>>153660004Karkat should've just mating pressed Vriska while Meenah watches.
I hope next thread is a bit better. Kinda hard to know how to contribute with this whole situation. Also dont forget your meds guys. God please bless me with some money i can do so much better i swear.
>>153659949>and then they've all managed to get over their biggest issues off-screen over the course of three years and were relatively well-adjusted once they've arrived in the alpha session :)Which is literally the same thing that happened with Rose's alcoholism and Terezi's clown cock addiction anyway
>>153660042I agree. Tavros and John should've also done so at earlier points in the comic.
>>153660093Based.
>>153659988Initially I wanted to say "he's too busy writing callout posts despite being a middle-aged man" but I felt it was too connected with the part where twittards call him literally hitler for his TSO strips or dave saying nigger.
>>153660023Now his cock?
>>153660208Has that been posted lmao
>>153660236No but its confirmed its rather big
PLEASE NEW THREAD ALSO BUMP LIMIT
>>153660246You think about his cock a lot? Gayboy
I think it will die for real now
>>153660296you forgot to capitalize the name bro
>>153660006I'd wager most people would actually prefer a "boring" Sollux-like solution of an alive troll being a wallflower that is just there and safely manages to cross the finish line than more half-assed arcs like with that orange-green abortion of a sprite
>>153660336I can see where you're going but i can see that being a "lazy" solution sinceWell, they'd just be there, sollux was sidelined very badly to a point i wish we did more with him
>>153660236I wish.
NEW THREAD>>153660628NEW THREAD>>153660628NEW THREAD>>153660628
>>153659592>rose tongue kisses her mom onscreen>roxy tongue kisses rose onscreen>maybe kanaya gets to have a bot of sloppy seconds. if she's good.>change literally nothing else>profit
