Dental Plan EditionQuestion: Who is your favorite characterLast Dream Bubble >>153711539
Can you guys stop hurting yourselves or getting molested or getting sent to mental institutions?
what do you guys think of dirk as a trans man?
>>153731186Makes me penis big.
>>153731283for what reason?
>>153731235john and karkat snuggling together watching "i now pronounce you chuck and larry"
>>153731133Plano Dentário!
>>153731157some of these things never happened to me or didnt happened to me for a while.
>>153731310I like him and I'm a chaser.
Controversial opinion but I want Rosebot naked in only bikini bottoms that look like the lining around her robe at the hips over her shiny metal body.
>>153731444... fair i guess.
>>153731472why dont you edit the panel to be just like that anon? could be the start of your art journey
>>153731472How controversialYet brave
>>153731472>Controversial Opinion But I Want Rosebot Naked In Only Bikini Bottoms That Look Like The Lining Around Her Robe At The Hips Over Her Shiny Metal Body.ftfy
>>153731186I oppose it on principle because there are waaay too many insufferable women and ftm trannies who go "HE'S JUST LIKE ME FR" while at the same time botching his characterization in the worst ways possible which pisses me off.I still think about some artist from a while ago who made great Pesterquest sprite redesigns, only to utterly shit the bed with Dirk by eg. changing his hairstyle and giving him painted nails because of the artist's blatant self-inserting tendencies.
>>153731502I'm a wagecuck that's usually too exhausted to do anything but sleep when I get home.That won't stop me from trying to Rosebotpill people.
>>153731186he just like me fr fr
>>153731639another potential artist raped by a j*b
>>153731639quick question, do you think rosebot is a barbie or does she have something down there?
>>153731667Barbie but a panel slides out of the way when she wants. Or she can slot out parts like a plug n play.
>>153731691finally a rosebot lover with taste.
>>153731648cease immediately. this is highly improper behavior.
Controversial opinion but I think that Rose and Dirk should kiss.>but Dirk is gay!Yes>but they're related!Yes>it would drive Roxy mad with jealousy!Yes>Dave's head would explode!Yes>But they're both irresponsible egotists whose penchant for delusions of grandeur paired with a suicidal martyr complex and would mutually encourage the worst aspects of each other YES
>>153731502I'll do it for them, couldn't make her fully naked tho
>>153731771under normal conditions (no robotization or ultimate tier involved) I would love dirk and rose to happen. or to read a fanfic of them comming to terms of their attraction.
>>153731789holy moly!!!
>>153731789good job anon :D
>>153731472>>153731639Requesting someone edit these panels to have Rosebot nude in only an orange Seer "V" thong. Please, I need this...
>>153731789>rosebot but her seer robes have been given the slutty supersuit cut
>>153731789this is what /hsg/ was made for
>*smacks rosebots ass*>*CLANG*>YEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWHHOOOOOHOHOHO
>>153731771Yes!
you ever see cool art and interact with it just to see "proship dni" on their page.
>>153732014Yes and then I interact with them anyways because I get off to cyberviolating twitter artists
>>153732051no i was mostly wondering about where did "proship dni" thing came from. like 10 years ago you never saw anything like that when you saw good ol' artwork. is it just ship discourse bs
>>153732014I see good homestuck art only to find out I've been blocked despite never talking to that person and only retweeting their stuff.
>>153732101see like thats retarded
Ellith loves sleeping in a pile of cushons and plushies. And She happily buries herself in the middle of the pile.
>>153732062>is it just ship discourse bsObviously
who in homestuck has the best armpits?
>>153731186Doesn't really bother me that much, but it is a bit of a downgrade in terms of personality. It gives his desire to uphold masculinity and being a badass as the usual 'transgender overreacting WAY too hard' shtick rather than just wanting to be manly for manliness sake
>>153732101That happened to me with a person who drew really good fanart of dirk and it made me want to kms
>>153726342Aranea in the 'log
>>153731789GOATOAT
>>153731789upgrades people, upgrades!get your rosebots a tad thicker, skimpier and ass-heavy
>>153732476hey hey hey! i see dirk blushing! remove that
>>153732545sorry but he has to, i meanhe has robo-pussy in front of him
>>153732476>that libra tattoo?
>>153732579>tattoo>clearly scratched/etched
dude i want to cum in a robot
>>153732568it just does not feel right for dirk. he has to the bottom or else it feels rapey for the woman
Prison Trial where you where you make trials on Prison....hhhhh --_--
>>153732476MUH status[solid]
>>153732625Dirk... Equius...
>>153732677equius doesnt feel as weird cuz hes going to be sweating a lot and awkward. dirk is just very weird. he just deserves to be a bottom no matter what
>>153732598true, but I think you know what I meant by pointing that out
>>153732779sorry i replied to the wrong anon...i meant to reply to this guy >>153732665
i think my brain just became mush..
I want to bottle Dirk's sweat and sell it to dirty fujos
>>153732844yeahhow dare terezi ruin that tungsten body of rose's?shame on her desu
Nice
>>153732869disgusting. should be his piss instead.
runes should use cbox comment/chat service so the cspa gang could sperg there..... some authors i like do it and its so fun and easy....
>>153732881The June uniform is so hot it almost makes me like June.
would you be giving homestuck gifts from your child on their birthday?
>>153732909honestly how I feel about June in generalI don’t prescribe to it but I still want to fuck a female john desu
>>153733236for
>>153733236john egbert themed socks.
would nannaspritexjohn lowkey be problematic
>>153733299Lowkey?
>>153733247my head canon is that there's a dimension out there that already has the characters of the different sexes and they don't have mental health struggles to justify it
>>153732867t. Jake after a few concussions
>>153733299Yes, her not having a pussy is indeed a huge problem
>>153730722Yeah, but I never got to show the full version with the dialog and onomatopeia, those were done by a different artist and i think they did an amazing job. Even if you dont like the art you have to agree the emoticons and text boxes are nice, no?https://www.fixdeviantart.com/stash/01s4aybj1mqk
We can all agree Nymphs are cute and are built for human men, no?
>>153733968No it is not that. I just needed to take a nap.
Amazing how taking some slumbers and walking below sunlight can do to a mf mental health.
Vibri you GOTTA stop letting Hussie drug you for rape, wtf is this???
>>153734317Aw such good idea to embroider in a cotton baggy socks.
>>153734381Holy shit them dsl
>>153734381The render is good but the face estructure is kinda... off...
>>153734381She's trying to draw different than her usual style so people stop catching her. But she's so easy to catch~!
>>153734381>shows the most okay art evershtzo anon..
>>153734381show their other art then retard
>>153734518Jade muffins yum yum yum
>>153734504That's great and all but again, why did she think that aradia was a good one to post
>>153734200>John riding his battle crab
>>153734569Is this a fetish for someone, I'm confused
>>153734747Yes. Im jerking off to it right now. Oooooough. Fucking slutty cupcakes.... with transparent faces topped on themmmmmmm~
Finally caught up with Space Days. Reading through Skye's introduction was very interesting, definitely curious on where her character is going.Also, I wonder what exactly was Alan and Skye's relationship. Was she just that mindbroken of him moving away? That's why she became whatever the fuck she became now? I need more of Skye.
>>153734807They are/were Best friends and Skye has a crush on him that she never let go. She kinda bullies him for being gay. I think she was always a little unstable but he moving away may got her condition worse.
>>153734880She still likes him it seems. Even their colors coding are complementary wich i like..
>>153734880Alan’s internal dialogue is clear he views her as just a friend but does it actually imply they were friends specifically back then? Obviously she became more aggressive and unstable later but I can’t see her not having at least pressuring him into a one sided relationship. Her arm is around him
>>153732851Not sure why you meant to reply to me.
>>153735054I messed up yet again and was ashamed to retreat.... Anon im sorry but seems like im a tard and is terminal....
>>153735078You said they were best friends which implies they werent dating. That was unclear
>>153734988I guess so. I think he wants to keep her around and they both seemed to have had a good time at camp. Whatever may had happen i either forgot or happened after the camp was over and before he moved out. My theory tho. The story is not fully revealed yet I just know what i seen. Alan is also Crushing on Skye actual boyfriend(???) So stuff is already messy regardless of what happened before.
>>153735114Please disregard that deleted reply i was retarded again, and misinterpreted what I read.
Skye should date me instead, I would buy her knockoff sanrio themed boxcutters for her to use
>>153735130Also the part i said "She may have a crush on him" Is my theory. I need to re read again to i can point out the text/pages for sure.
>>153735171She would gut you like a cornish game hen
>>153735264FOR REAL?!!?Don't play with me anon, I need that.
I need Skye to be molested by her brother
>153735171Why not give her a nice outfit and a cute plushies instead?
>>153735310Skye deserves to be loved cherish even tho she doesn't feel like she deserves it.
>>153734504Epoch defining faps
>>153734381She turned her into a chopped torta.
>>153735359chopped??
>>153734569>lime + something like strawberry wtf I carnally desire cherubs now
>>153735303youre lucky that you are already deranged because would make you worse.
>mspfa makes you link each panel rather than upload directlywhere do authors upload all their link?
>>153735467filegarden
>>153735394I mean she's an uggo, dude!
>>153735464Aw'schucks anon, I just have a record of dating insane chicks, my favorite ex was the one where she burned my forearm with her cig and then went and kiss my neck
>153735493....Im not envy.. this is a really toxic behaviour and i should not in any case desire.....getting burned... hhhhh
>>153735493>she burned my forearm with her cig and then went and kiss my neckh-hot...you sure know how to pick em anon
>>153735493I should try that out sometime sounds hot
>>153735534>gee wizz skye why does god let you have two church boys?Hnnng ultimate threesome they could do good cop bad cop
>>153731157sorry I'm just too institutionalize-able!
>>153731157>getting sent to mental institutionsFunny thing about that at 17 I got sent to one over a suicide joke I posted, school caught me and sent me, shit scared my mother to death, Ngll it was fun to see actually psychos wrapped up in person. The food there was insanely good
>>153735674That's funny, I almost got sent to one and I convinced my parents not to because the food was shit.
>>153735674>The food there was insanely goodcan confirm. the food was great. however it was all low calorie since most patients had overweight issues. not the best for my severely underweight ass, so they gave me special permission to get an extra portion, not that I could even eat that much
Ok get this, Aranea... with braces.
i think school in brazil must be full of shit since i tried suicide and acidentally harmed some people on junior and junior high and my parent never knew until i talked about it. i think people just dont care. also a bunch of the teachers where pedos or activally harass students or simply dont care so eh.
>>153735824YES YES BRAVO BRAVO!
>>153731157So many Homestuck fans could benefit from being in an institution, why complain>>153731133Nepeta>3 doubles BASEDBest confirmed
>>153735920thanks for not letting me delete my blogpost shitboard.
>>153735936BRACEMANIA BROTHERRRRR
>>153735975Ur latinx xD
>>153735824i'll draw it once i'm done with a few things
>>153735993at least call me a nigger and commit to be a real troll.
>>153731186it wouldnt change anything. dirk has no genitals.
>>153731133>QOTTTavros!
>>153734264The comic is atrocious but the lettering is nice, yes
>>153731133>Who is your favorite characterTHICCrezi Pyrope
>>153736191He pretended to be gay to troll and own foids thirsty for his ken doll crotch
I was surprised to see that the current General Drawthread's OP image depicts Aranea pouring lotion on her fat tits. Pleasantly surprised, of course.>>153731133>QOTTPic related
>>153735534Levi creampieing Skye in a mating press...
>>153736420I wouldn't trust her not to rape me with her mind control powers, which sucks.
It's been so long since I read Homestuck that I couldn't even discuss the themes and subtext if I wanted to, so I just go "hurr hurr imaginre havng sexx with da trolls" and everyone claps
>>153736515Well the summer is coming up so its a good time to reexperience it
>>153736515anon you can do it. nothing is stops you.
i dont take a full bath its been a week. i feel fucking horrible...
>>153736627There really is no time like the present
>>153736515>I just go "hurr hurr imaginre havng sexx with da trolls" and everyone clapsthats a problem in itself.
>>153735920are you okay right now dude?
>>153736515The subtext kinda sux bro
>>153736627Could you at least post homestuck images beside your blogposts please and thankyou
>>153736645I want to sleep mooooore....
>>153736664oh yeah sure.
>>153736480She wouldn't need to control me, though she probably would anyway just for the thrill of it.
>>153736678....is he tickling karkat?
>>153736661better than before. but i still not good enough.
>>153736700Thankyou
i really like this artist. its kinda hard to find something fitting to post here. it think its because most of it is because they drew in imagesets and ask and req stuff.
tav using his beast communion power heck yeah.
which one of the girls would be the biggest fattest-titty paizuri freak
>>153736515Just reread it on UHC with Hussie's commentaries enabled and you will be more equipped to discuss these topics than most of this thread and >95% of HSfags in general
>>153736627Thrilled to see you post on /hsg/, miss Leijon.
>>153736877It's Aradia.
>>153736934;-----; fucking hell
>>153736845>that tree in the bottom rightlel
>>153736627>>153736671>looking for excuses instead of getting off your ass and spending a few minutes in the showerJust admit you like being stinky
I thinm Vriska and Tavros could really be friends if they werent in the condition of alternia monarchical violent rules. Makes me hopeful to write a fanfic like the one I'm reading that they can have a somewhat interesting bond. I hate Vriska being mean to Tavros for no reason but she seeking to be his friend and just be a little bit bossy but sincere and worry for him is the ideal of their dynamic for me.
>>153736934She's mid-functioning autistic, she cannot function in civilisation without a wrangler (Equius), it's almost sad, almost.
>>153736974I dont like being dirt... I feels bad but My sleep schedule as of later is making me feel extra lazy... i will soon.. later...do it.
>>153737016Ever considered sleeping in the bath? You can be lazy and clean too!
>>153737022Well... I used to do it. but i cant do it anymore. maybe in the future when i have a bathtub i can just stay there for a hour when im lazy like that.
>>153736827>i suppose it is time to hate animeEhehhee based
>>153737016AND THEN YOU WILL SAY THAT AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN, WEEKS TURNING INTO MONTHS AS COMPLETELY DEVOLVE INTO A WALKING BIOHAZARDSTOP PROCRASTINATING FOR THE SINGLE TIME IN YOUR PATHETIC LIFE AND FUCK OFF TO THE BATHROOM TO TAKE A SHOWER, THEN YOU CAN GO BACK TO BEING A USELESS DRAIN ON SOCIETY THAT WASTES AWAY ITS LIFE BLOGPOSTING ON AN AINU SALMON FISHING FORUM .
so whatever happened to captcha cards in story. did they fade over the time
So anyone here hyped for Gameoverse?
>>153736990Everything about their relationship in the comic (e.g. her doing things very specifically intended for him like dress up as a fairy for his intended pupa pan sex fantasy or alchemising cool shit letting him fly like he's always wanted to) or in whatever Hussie's said later (e.g. her getting a wardrobifier for him but keeping it in her hive or even dumb shit like her changing his diapers) shows that Vriska genuinely cared about Tavros but always twisted everything she did into something worse, probably because she was scared that he'd be culled if she didn't "make him stronger." I think she says as much at one point.It's an interesting, almost kind of sweet dynamic (if you don't think about the horrible shit she did for a moment) and I wish things could have worked out for them.
>>153737260I'll get around to watching it but I've heard 0 good things about it
>>153737260watched and thought it was painfully mediocre
what do yall think of thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vkm_J7B0MRs
>>153737016>>153737150Gamkar-tier conversation
>>153737260More than I have been for a while
out off all the beta kids, dave is the most likely to cut. thats all ill say
>>153737179Essentially yes, same for the sims house-building aspect that was handed over to the consorts and all the sylladex shenanigans
>>153737260It's fine but I think Arin is a shit VA and there's a lot of "cute tumblr creature has a super serious therapyspeak speech, please take this absolutely seriously" stuff that I don't care.
>>153737565they had Gobbles have a big moment way too early but Arin's one off npc voices have been fine.
>>153737536Uh-oh, that one johnfag who likes to see him cut won't like it!
>>153737150hEeEy KaRbRo.. DoN't SwEaT aBoUt It. I jUsT tOoK a MeAn ShOwEr AnD i'M mOtHeRfUcKiNg SqUeAkInG cLeAn NoW :o)
hehehe ainu fishing forum....
>>1537372606/10
>>153737409not gonna click in this brain rot thumbnail uh uh.
>>153737004She might be AN AUTISTIC GIRL IN A CAVE, but is she really mid-functioning when she's wholly capable of living off the grid and at the tender age of 6 sweeps to boot? In that sense she's more capable and independent than the most modern people who would starve to death if the supply chain collapsed tomorrow, shipper 'tism or not.
>>153737937points to this. she may be mid socially inept in a way, but Nepeta is capable of living by herself way better than many of the other trolls if put in the same situation.
>>153737989actually take it back the social inept part. she is really just a normal little girl.
>>153737937Pretty easy to live off the grid when water and food aren't poison/infested. Our world has a problem.
>>153738056are YOUR water amd food poisonous? i dont think so
>>153737179Debased to the extent that Vriska captchalogued the entire Earth offscreen using a fetch modus that doesn't use cards. Although they still exist in the post-canon.
>>153738076After processing? No.
i love nepeta so much. anwsering the qott. i love nepeta. i loooove!!
>>153738151A nepeta gf would fix me
>>153738226you're a fat fucking chud. it would not.me on the other hand
>>153738143Based
Thoughts on Yttris?
>>153738371I miss him everyday. Would like him to be my teacher. hm... Fish is nice.
>>153738143>>153738151God I love herAll the petsAll the teaThe occasional belly rubGood life
>>153736990I think they could be above acquittances but not be friends-friends. Imo her interest in Tavros was inherently romantic(vacillating between flushed and pitched) because she genuinely has a thing for dorks she could groom into being her ideal bfs+partners/sidekicks for her adventuring. At the same time she was always first to talk shit about his "less cool" and down-to-earth interests like fairies or fiduspawn. So if assume>more peaceful and benign scenario like beforus or idk, humanstuck AU>strictly platonic businessthey might be "friends" that meet up for group tabletop sessions the same way charge and scourge FLARPed together on Alternia, but I don't see Vriska actively going out of her way to interact with a low-energy guy like him or Tavros picking her to hang out with over safer choices like Aradia.
>>153738371seems like a gentleman
>>153738494hmm now that you pointed out it makes sense too.
i wish the amporas were real so i could marry any one of them
>>153738298What the fuck do you think equius is?
>>153738676Same
>>153738574It's okay, in less murderous circumstances there's a chance their romance *might* work out, nagatoro-san style.
>>153731133
>>153738371He's cute and I would like to see more of him. I also hope he experiences something traumatic.
>>153738769muscle chuda chode
hello guys, i am free from the wage cage. i hope you are all well, as it was sort of hell for me, but i think most guys get that. anyhow, im sort of out of ideas for what to draw. I *may* do the john jade braces kiss, maybe not. feel free to leave suggestions, no promises if i will actually do them tho.
gonna eat sandwich
>>153738840anything you do will be highly apreciated :D
Every day I thank Hussie for not canonically giving Vriska braces. If he did my penis would've exploded with a 25 mile blast radius, killing everyone in my town.
>>153738930She's also flat!
>>153738930It would be an extinction level event for mine. A cum flood on par with the one that Noah survived on his ark.
>>153738789>>153738930Cute, makes me want to brush their teeth
>>153738930i wanna pat on the back whoever drew this, man you are fucking good. I *cannot* draw on whiteboard and i consider myself pretty good at art. so kudos.also should i do terezi or karkat?
>>153738961love me some spiderbites...https://files.catbox.moe/jrgr23.png
>>153738808Hes too much of a nobody comic relief fag for me to care. The pain is not sweat and pungent. It wouldnt have enough impact. And would probably be played off as a gag anyhow
>>153739064Youre getting pretty good koro
>>153739668>comic reliefHuh?
>>153739064what's your art blog
>>153731186I don't like it but I get the appeal. I'm just not for retroactively suddenly changing a character for no reason
>>153739741that isn't mine moonrunes drew it (on my request tho)idk who drew >>153738930 tho
scenekid jade harley made
>>153739867*i made
dude...
>>153739013pls do karkat,,,
>>153738808Korpus...
>>153739013>i wanna pat on the back whoever drew thisthat'd be me. thanks, man I appreciate it. it's a lot of fun doodling for you guys every now and then
>>153740115i agree. thank you for your contributions, they are higly appreciated
One of the gay Homestuck fans harassed me in another thread so a reminder that I had a very special connection to former (or not?) Homestuck team member ipgd which let me define what Homestuck “is” in part, even in horrible povertyWho knows what I can do now that I can afford chicken sandwiches!Going to Deltarune thread too
>>153740314>I had a very special connection to former (or not?) Homestuck team member ipgdso you got groomed by ipgdgreat flex bro!
>>153740314>Going to Deltarune thread toogod save them
>>153740395More like now she’s faced with the fact that she will be humiliated when people find out about my Mechanica series and how perfect it would have been for her sensibilities in beautiful friendship, if she hadn’t chosen homosexuals instead The villain also proves i would have been fantastic at Bec Noir content
>>153740115Thank you so much for drawing my request I still love you
Guys guys ipgd said she'll finally uncage me!And she'll even use the same horse dildo she gave hussie!!im so fucking excited guys
>>153740594Sorry but the sheer ownage I am capable of makes your feeble attempts seem merely cute to me, like a beetle’s jaws I glimpse while holding a chainsaw
people confunsing koro art with runes lol
>>153739935Hehehe I like mordu and riggy
>>153740738why did hussie hate the aquarius sign so much
>>153740738I need to rape this guy
>>153740814Don’t know what you mean Eridan was so great that Cronus could hardly help but be lame in comparison
>>153739690thats moonrunes art
xefros cakes to lighten the mood
>>153732870kys
>>153741142pipe down nigger, its called tungsten humor
>>153732869if you can get his tears I'll pay triple
https://files.catbox.moe/q7narf.png (terezi with braces getting milked)https://files.catbox.moe/h99vc6.png (My oc getting milked)
Nepeta did nothing wrong
i forgot the horns, sorry gays, im stuuupid
>>153741410F1X TH1S
>>153741100I LOVE XEFROS!!!!
>>153741100Xefros is awesome
>>153741407The only thing she missed was going thru the vents earlier.
>>153741393oh yes, tz milk
>>153741393woah interesting. was this a rewuest?
https://files.catbox.moe/s4mbtn.png I fixed it >>153741516no but i had a good idea so i had to do it.
>>153741393WHERE ARE YOU HORNS!??
>>153741531Aah I see. It was something i didnt expect you to draw.
>>153741531Must drink...
Braces or teeth brushing
I had to wear braces for 5 years. Five fucking years, and it was pure hell. They made me look dorky, they cut the inside of my mouth, I couldn't chew bubblegum, I had to periodically get inserts between my teeth that hurt like hell and made me not able to eat solid food for days, and the maintenance at the orthodontist took forever. You stupid niggers fetishizing this shit have no clue what a horrendous experience it is to have those metallic claptrap abominations ringing your teeth and I seriously wish I could hate you all to death.
>>153741785Braves are like big boobs, they suck to deal with irl but it's hot showing them in porn
>>153741785Nice blogpost
>>153741785not our fault you didnt get a freaky girl/boy to lick your braces when kissing you anon...
note app doodle idea. korpus in micro bikini.
>>153731133Do women actually like it when you grab their head and feel around in their mouth like they are just some animal? asking for a friend.
>>153741880fuck it was supposed to have be spoilered. sorry.
>>153741880could be more micro...this guy can afford a slingkini cmon
>>153740314Shut the fuck up, man. Namefags are a blight on this earth. Go find a dying forum to infest instead of kicking around already bad threads to spam about how you know everyone's boss.
>>153741916this was just the idea i will try tomorrow again.
>>153741785>>153741866>tfw had to deal with painful fucking braces for 4 years and never had anyone to lick meJUST
>>153741785Were you hot though? Like the hot kind of dorky?
its raining a lot and there is lightning and thunders. cozy...
>>153741847NO, NO THEY'RE FUCKING NOT LIKE BIG BOOBS, WHICH ARE A CHANCE OF GENETICS AND TO A MUCH LESSER EXTENT DIET. BREASTS ARE A PART OF THE HUMAN BODY, BRACES ARE A HORRIBLY DESIGNED AUGMENTATION CREATED BY A SADISTIC ENGINEER TO MAXIMIZE THE PAIN AND SUFFERING OF THOSE CONDEMNED TO WEAR THEM. THE ENTIRE DENTISTRY INDUSTRY THRIVES ON FALSE ASSERTIONS OF URGENT MECHANICAL INTERVENTION ON THE TEETH THAT ARE PRACTICALLY ALWAYS WORTHLESS AND IRRELEVANT, ALL TO JUST SQUEEZE EVERY SINGLE PENNY FROM LACKWIT SMOOTHBRAIN PARENTS WHO ARE EASILY BAMBOOZLED INTO THINKING THAT IF THEIR CHILD IS NOT SUBJECTED TO THE HORRIFYING CYBERNETIC INTERVENTION OF THEIR MAD SCIENTIST CHICANERY THEN THEY'LL GROW UP HAVING THEIR MOLARS JUTTING OUT THEIR CHEEKS. IT'S NOT TRUE, IT'S NEVER TRUE, IT'S ALL A BUNCH OF HORSESHIT, GREED AND LIES. I FUCKING HATE THE ENTIRE GODDAMN INDUSTRY AND THEIR COVEN OF SADISTIC TOADIES WHO JILL THEIR FUCKING CUNTS TO THE IDEA OF USING SHARP IMPLEMENTS TO POKE AND PROD AT A CHILD'S MOUTH UNTIL THEIR GUMS BLEED AND THEIR EYES LEAK FOUNTAINS OF TEARS. IT'S AN INDUSTRY BUILT ON MISERY AND AND YOU ARE A JACKOFF FUCKWIT RUBE WHO THINKS THAT A BAR OF METAL ON SOMEONE'S TEETH IS SEXUALLY AROUSING. YOU CAN JOIN THEM ALL IN HELL. I SERIOUSLY, MOST SINCERELY HOPE YOU TRIP OVER YOURSELF AND GET SODOMIZED TO DEATH ON A RUSTY TAILPIPE SO YOU CAN HAVE EVERY NEEDLEDICK DENTIST IN THE PLAIN'S OF SATAN'S FIELDS OF DAMNATION CUT YOUR MOUTH APART LIKE SO MUCH BEEF SHWARMA. IF YOU GET YOUR BONERS FROM DENTAL QUACKERY WHY DON'T YOU DO US ALL A FAVOUR AND RE-ENACT AMERICAN HISTORY X ON YOURSELF BY THE NEAREST CURB SIDE. EAT SHIT AND DIE ON A PLATE OF SARDINES YOU MISERABLE PENNYLESS HUMAN DERELICT. YOU WASTE OF CARBON. YOU MISTAKE OF GOD. THE DICTIONARY IS WASTED ON MY ATTEMPTS TO CONVEY MY SHEER FULMINATING CONTEMPT FOR YOU. YOU ARE UNSOULED AND FAMISHED OF POETRY. YOU MAKE ME SICK. YOU ARE SPITTLE ON THE SIDEWALK AND JUST AS VALUABLE. DIE.
>>153731133May I introduce to you, Missus Measly and Mister Arcos.
>>153742051LMFAO
>>153741938You stupid faggot you’re projecting the fact that you shouldn’t say anything yourself.You could just let things lie but instead you want to assert yourself despite the faggy nastiness of your emotions, personality, “contributions,” everything, all while benefiting from people enjoying mine but you’re ungrateful - cuz ur a fag
>>153741785I had them too, and they sucked, and I'm also the one who started the braces thing in here because it's hot as FUCK nigga
>>153741785i've had braces for nearly three years and they're just ok. i can't really look dorky even with braces because i'm so unkempt elsewhere i look like a drug dealer or drug addict depending on clothing, and i bit the inside of my mouth plenty before getting them, and i don't care for gum that much, so my experience with them has just been ok.
>>153742098nigger really thought he had a point while having this shitty of an artstyle kek>>153742122true neutral
>>153742051>ALL TO JUST SQUEEZE EVERY SINGLE PENNY FROM LACKWIT SMOOTHBRAIN PARENTSmy braces dentist honest to god confirmed some of them do this and how it's so fucked up to make a kid keep braces on for longer than they needhe was a cool guy, knight of light type classpect
>>153741393Get milked idiot
karkat your teeth look a little.....crooked. we can fix that
>>153742131The shit is inside your eyes. Jesus literally said that.
>>153742057really cute anon.
>>153741785You owed me sex for all 5 of those years you selfish prick.
goodnight hsg!! going to fix my sleep schedule this week. sweet dreams to you all
>>153742057I must go out for a spot of tea with them
>>153741608>happy trailHOLY
>>153742051Dude... imagine Vriska sobbing in pain because the braces are making her gums bleed... all she can do is take it one day at a time, my dick is diamonds right now.
>>153742311cuteshooshpapping her everyday
Why would she build herself a body like this?
>>153742361>bigger ass>more clothes onwe won but at what cost
Can some drawfag draw Terezi oiled up?
>>153742388Oiled up. Lubricated. Enmoistened. Loving every second.
>>153742311vriska getting her monthly tightening and she whines that it feels like her teeth are going to fall outvriska trying be smug but there's a bit of food stuck between her braces, making her embarrasedvriska falling on her face and accidentally cutting the inside of her mouth on her bracesvriska trying to floss in secret because it looks lame af
>>153742402
>>153742397So much this.
>>153731186That sounds gay and retarded
1000000 more Beyond Canon pages to Rosebot.
>>153742388Ill try to later
Sexiest class outfit?
>>153731186Mental illness using a character as a prop.Also dude commits suicide lol.>>153742361Heterosexual behavior
>>153742787
Ive stumbled upon some DND homebrew for Homestuck specifically for the troll races and one that turned classpects and lunar sways into a customizable layered class.
>>153742921links please :)
>>153742957Enjoy anon and other anons possibly interested.https://homebrewery.naturalcrit.com/share/SBE8_-4UzG9Yhttps://homebrewery.naturalcrit.com/share/B4TbefWitD2-
>>153742597the worst thing hsbc did was rob us rosebot fucking terezi
>>153742740prince
>>153743137this. it shows off the legs without being obscenely buttslutty like a page
any tboigods itt?
more bracestuck vriska
>>153743191thank you my friend
>>153743191good
>>153743191love your style
>>153743191>>153743275truly one of the best artists on the threads. i salute you man,
>>153743188what happened to dirks mouth
>>153743188Jade has best items
>>153743283>>153743275tysm ^_^ <3
>>153740867he was made for mindbreaking rape
>>153743302He’s better off without it
>>153731157uh oh poopie oopsie
>>153731157what's the point if i can picture vriska telling me to cut deeper and calling me a good girl
>>153743537have you tried thinking about vriska patching you up and telling you how strong you are tho anon?
>>153739824>laced with acid for more immersive experience
>>153742057Whom are they excellent hosts for?
johnkat drawings on whiteboard
>>153742179>going to fix my sleep schedule this week.no you won't and neither will I
>>153742402Sadistic faps
We have not gone far enough, they need to be wearing orthodontic headgear.
>>153743785Who is this artist? Reverse search shows nothing...
>>153743796buying this so I can beat his ass everyday
>>153743924he is sucking on my boob nipple atm not selling him
>>153743796
"why is my matesprit s0 afraid 0f my lingerie?? 0_0"
>>153743785giwtwm
Why does she behave in this manner?
>>153744513I am clothes-garment yes yes
>>153744609Void aspect does this to people
Can we start posting fantrolls? I think they're cute.
https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/87143524-2277-7050https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/87143524-2277-7050
>>153743188crazy
>>153743676already did you silly billy. i woke up at 7am now :v
>>153743785i need that..
Cuddling with dirk... maybe kissing his neck too...
Making breakfast for Ellith!!!
Beating the shit out of dirk... maybe decapitating his head too...
>>153745148>>153745297the duality of dirkfags
>>153745297Heir of Breath hands typed this post...
>>153745148>>153745297Okay John
>>153744664I like Kim's fantrolls
>>153745650Post them please.
really like johnkat
>>153745688Sure
>>153745709
>>153745718He should draw this one again and not just because I fuck fish but mostly because I fuck fish
>>153745392>>153745421YOu FuJOSHI WHORES DISGuST ME WITH YOuR BOuNDLESS CRETINISM.I WANTED TO MuRDER DIRK HuMAN FIRST. I CALLED DIBS ON HIM. NOBODY ELSE ACROSS THE PARADOX SPACE COuLD DO THE JOB OF NON-HOMOSEXuALLY DISFIGuRING AND MuRDERING HIM AS WELL AS I COuLD, AND MOST CERTAINLY NOT SOME IMBECILE WEARING A SOCK WHO IS APPARENTLY FATED TO DEGRADE HIMSELF BY SOMEHOW TuRNING INTO A BITCH BECAuSE OF SOME CANDY OR WHATEVER ELSE IT WAS. SERIOuSLY, WHY WOuLD SOMETHING THAT SWEET AND DELICIOuS TuRN A SuPERIOR MALE FORM OF LIFE INTO A JEZEBEL. HOW uTTERLY PREPOSTEROuS.EITHER WAY, IF YOu SEE SOMEONE WANTING TO SLAuGHTER DIRK HuMAN YOu ARE TO ATTRIBuTE THAT POST TO ME ALONE, AND TO NOBODY ELSE. I COMMAND IT.I ALSO COMMAND YOu ROTTEN CuNTS TO CONTINuE BEING CORPuPLENT TERMAGANTS LIKE ALL FuJOSHIS ARE KNOWN TO BE. CORPuLENCE BEING, OF COuRSE, A HIGHLY DESIRABLE TRAIT FOR A BITCH TO HAVE. JuST ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF MY ENDLESS MAGNANIMITY MANIFESTING ITSELF AS ME ENCOuRAGING YOu uNWASHED STRuMPETS TO BE YOuR BEST SELVES. JuST AS I ENCOuRAGE YOu TO HAVE BETTER TASTE IN HEATED BuT NEVERTHELESS HETEROSEXuAL INTERACTIONS BETWEEN TWO MALES.
You can see more of them on his Tumblr
>>153745731Hazbin hotel......(sorry sorry lmao)
Fujoshis are cool actually. Deal with it.
>>153745734Shut the fuck up Caliborn you're a fudanshi
>>153745761Girls in fundoshi are great
>>153746270I know what u did there lel
So many ideas to draw today. Ellith selfcest, korpus, eeh probally sollux doing something with mituna if i really get to lock in. So many possibilities.
>>153746245He's a dirkuu fudanshi, and that's what really matters
>>153745728>>153746458Why is Jade so horny for him?
>>153746458Fucking why not Joh if that's all it takes for the girl let her have it geezLad is living on easy mode and still gets pissy
>>153746915egbert has innate charisma
>>153746915Dog-tier Jade is literally a bitch in heat.
Jade in darkness
>>153736365i prefer this amount of fat (or even more)
>>153747733That actually looks really good. I'd buy.
>>153747913Have you ever drawn an image that isnt a bust
>>153747913have you ever drawn an image that isn't waist and legs
>>153748135gravelydesu being someone's white knight is a funny concept because he's just going to go back to sexually harassing moonrunes right after
>>153748135have you ever drawn anon?
>>153748153.........what the fuck are you talking about? like seriously man sometimes i forget you are not a simple troll but you are really mentally ill. how can you make such statements and expects me to understand it. like i live inside your head or I magically know what you talking about.
>>153748153who tf is this nigger talking about? i know of moonrunes, whos the other
>>153748167i was just making joking mirroring in other way because of the other anon rude reply. i thought it was obvious because my statement didnt made sense. i like crowpiss art :)
another lesson to me to not reply to schizos :T even tho is funny sometimes.
>>153748167also yes i draw. and wish i drew more per year.
>>153748240please take english classes quati
>>153748256I dont wanna. Please teach me instead. the english classes here are expensive :3
>>153747733>that blushing Solluxkek
>>153747733March Eridan is for Mohg
I don't know who the fuck are you talking about but all of these people and all of you discussing them need to get non-consensually raped
>>153748321This is crazy I was thinking the same thing
now i feel kinda sick. i will post some nice wholesome hs fanarts to light up the mood!
>>153748272kumon sucks lol
>>153748065No
>>153743191Your style reminds me of a friend I had>>153747901nice
>>153748314who is that
>>153747901hot
>>153748348I was just thinking in learn japanese and english there!! thanks for advising hahah. Aslan Sucks ass here too. I think i will do free online courses for jap and eng desu
kitties grimdorks..
John licking Jade's braces should have been in Part 6!
>>153748457i learned english by watching english youtube videos because the local content was so ass. gemaplys still the goat though
>>153731283wtf there are 4 of them
>>153748593i stopped watched gemaplys because the constant samey edit transitions got in my nerves. but his old analysis videos of abandoware br obscure media are pretty cool. i love his music too. i mean the old stuff. anywah i dont follow his stuff anymore. but yeah i learned english by watch law and order svu subtitled and a bunch of series this way. and studying the grammar too when i could.
i wonder how big my dox google docie is or it is just one anon in here that knows me lol
>>153748683The rest will die soon enough
>>153748705what the fuck are you saying?
>>153745734you are very good at rp i bet
>>153748473She should be saying that in lovecraftian speech desu
>>153745734God Caliborn is so based
>>153748375Lord of BloodBeater of AllegationsA Horny Dude into Fembois of Hope
>>153748773bleh bleh bluh bluh blih bluh
>>153742597Rosebots gotta be one of my favourite designs in all of Homestuck, I just wish she wasn't stuck in shitty "official" fanfic.
>>153747901Jamaican nigga...
>>153747733RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE
my sibling did butterscotch w creamcheese and coffee syrup desert and now i relate this with tavros. tavros themed desert. cuz of the color.
interesting findings..its nsfw.https://xcancel.com/laqu889/status/2044294808529932422#m
>>153748520I would adopt these cats
>>153749728What the fuck is that anatomy
>>153748314TO THE BIRTHPLACE, OF OUR DYNASTY!!!
>>153749872its kinda amateurish drawing but i like the idea itself.
>>153749728No Patrick, gamzee wouldnt be able to do any of that if hussie was a good writer
>>1537497284/10
>>153750053yeah i know. but i could not care less for hussie's writing. if i have the power in my hands to do it. someday.
what does the thread think about this
>>153750086i could draw gamzee with a micro to piss some people off too but im too lazy
>>153750106Yes. Yess. Yes. Yeeeees. give johm candy >:] give him yessss
>>153750106>artstyle so distant you cant even tell its homestuck>sh marksoh yeah, its all ooc baby
>>153750115micro? like... micro penis or a micro bikini? please be more specific.
>>153750106I will never see an image of someone being fed something and not immediately think of that one scene from he comic that gets posted occasionally, Gentle Darkness, I think? The one about the little sprites dying horrible deaths out in nature
>>153749728>philosophically ponder NTR with Cuckquius earlier today>now someone posts thiswtf
>>153750163micro penis but both sound humiliating (and hot)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siNKiOvc_ZI&list=RDsiNKiOvc_ZI&start_radio=1>>MMMDCCLCXLIIIHer name is Carol Coughmedicine and she's about to realize someone elses victory in life mentally. And you thought they stopped airing the retard olympics.
i like brojohn. i need to search for brojohn fics where is only john and beta dirk and no dave involved because the last one i read that bro abused them both was kinda bad and it was unfinished..i feel bad about my writing since people notice that my english is not good so i end up not even bothering to post anywhere. maybe i should just write for myself.
>>153750268>>>/v/ is that way.
I wonder if they'd get along
>>153750106>BroJohn>WITH John self-harmGiga based
>>153750416idkmaake them make out sloppy and see if it fits
>>153749728Nepeta is too mentally deficient to consent to sex, this is rape.
>>153750674whatthe fuck </3
my experiment has been completed. into the next one.
>>153750753I laffed
>>153750753i saw worse
>>153750753He needs his voicebox removed
>>153750804He needs to be blinded and hooked to an iv drip
>>153750753
Eridan loves to listen to Death in June because he's a gay chud.
why do i always draw karkat being tormented by john. maybe i should have somebody else torment karkat for change.
>>153750753suckshow is this remotely erotic in anyway
>>153750753Now all he needs is a lobotomy and he's perfected
>>153750753Is that a pooner dirk by any chance? Because he sure looks he has a pair of tits
>>153750901you are a blind fool
>>153750899John "tormenting" Karkat has a certain cute and whimsical quality that would only count as bullying in preschool.Compare and contrast Johnkat "bullying" with pic related.
>>153750899sollux or vriska,,
>>153751121Now make him wet himself
>>153750901Its not made for you
>>153751151>>153751101L g00ns
>>153751121
>>153751183no aradia dont tease me its makin me hard
>>153751402put 0n the cage an0n, y0u're pretty pathetic for jerking 0ff t0 that
>>153751402she will fucking fuck your dead body. dont fall for the bait.
>>153751121uh, about that buddy... i did draw this as a request
>>153751504fucking fuck my dead body you say? oh dear
>>153751504
>>153751614what if she cucks your dead body anon?
>>153751614Do you think she could bind your consciousness to your corpse? Like necromancy?
Andrew Hussie will be apologizing in the next general thread
>>153750416They are great mad scientists. El. Psy. Congroo.
>>153752121I doubt this is true
I fucked up my haircut and only im to blame this is just like baldstuck
>>153752347Chemostuck
>>153752258:(
>>153752347But at least you’re still Nepeta
I'm gay and I huff my own doo doo stink
>>153748153What'd I do?
>>153748153>hallucinating discord troon dramaThis is /hsg/ in the big 26
>>153752528Nepeta supremacy next thread
>>153752474Sounds nothing like me. F
>>153752655>>153752655>>153752655
