Pour one out for the jaxfags
>>153766460Cuckmo wins in the end
ITS THE FISH HAT AG-- oh....
>>153766651I hope for at least 5 frames of kaufmo in a flashback scene
>Jax kills himself and becomes a literal bitch>Caine fixes himself by the power of lobotomy and the Internet>the others are there I guessTHE AMAZING DIGITAL ENDINGNO REFUNDS
>>153766973How does caine even come back anyways? They seemed surprised when he returned so what was that about???
Where's Kaufmo AnywaysDidn't see him on any leak, unlike Ribbit
>>153767065Probably in a flashback
TADC: I'm worried about having a terrible finale The Boys: Don't think about it Dexter: Just move your bodyStranger Things: Listen to the musicSmiling Friends: Sing, oh, ey, ohTwin Peaks: Just move those left feetSupernatural: Go ahead, get crazyGame of Thrones: Anyone can do itLost: Sing, oh, ey, oh
jax more like abstrax
>>153767484Smiling Friends didn't have a real finale, but still ended on one of its best episodes.
>gangle is blackSo this is canon?
>>153767033The jokes about him being put in the recycle bin were basically right.
>>153767033The entire thing was just his bullshit plan to see if they’d miss him
>>153768781Performative
Is Pomni confirmed Asian?
Please God give me one ending that is not ass
Abstragedy wonRagapom wonKinger has four gay daughters and a pet dogCaine makes adventures people like nowHappy ending
>>153766734KEK
I need Gangle chimping out
>>153766460ITS THE GODDAMN FLASHBANG'S FAULTDAMMIT ZOOBLE!
>>153770153If that twitter account moezoe26 is real, then yes. Confirmation of that account's authenticity would be nice though
>>153770188>Kinger has four gay daughters and a pet dogModern Woke Family
I didn't watch enough of the leaks, why did Jax Abstract?
>>153770214By being too gay
>The toxic male, closeted self-insert of the trans writer of the show deserves to die and go to digital hell and spend eternity in humiliation because he was just that unsaveableIs this how transgender people really see themselves before transitioning?
>>153770188Cute free use polycule
>>153770214Zooble left a flashbang on the floor and it made him Yiik out
What the FUCK happened between Jax and Ribbit?
>>153770214He tried to talk to Pomni one last time, couldn’t muster up the courage and wandered off. It happens offscreen.
Woke dog
>>153770214Found out everyone's an AI clone and there's no escape for any of them
>>153770214He was too gay, and into guys, but couldn't admit it.>>153770220Typed as i was typing.
So it wasn't a dream I had, yesterday was real. Has goose said anything more besides the "Ehh who cares?"
>>153770232She asked if he liked pegging and he crashed out
>>153770226You should watch the actual episode before characterizing it this way
>>153770214flashbang>>153770205
>>153770188That’s the smuggest Ragatha I’ve ever seen
okay so I guess gooseworx wants me to kill myself because i am a sensitive white boy?she was me to be turned into some horrific abomination of pain and put on a leash?
Is there a Jax dog plush ad right after the ending to complete the humiliation ritual?
>>153768781Excuse me but that’s clearly the Boys. Which was more concerned with a fucking spin-off over its last season.
>>153770247Glitch already gaped him for such a dismissal
Okay but Zooble using all her parts to create a giant pole to grab pomni is hyper kino
>>153770266Considering flesh Jax apparently gets it together and is happier now, no.
>>153770266Jax is canonically brown. The White chad is kinger.
APOLOGIZE>b-b-bu-but APOLOGIZE
>>153770247Prob putting together a proper suicide note rn
>>153770266no she wants you to become a mailman.
>>153770226>The toxic male who secretly wants to be different would rather die than admit they want to be different whether it’s secretly liking cock or wanting a vagina unless reality forces them to.There. That’s closer to what happens.
The one dream I had about the Digital Circus finale was of Jax dying and a character coming back so I was partially rightExcept the character who came back was Kaufmo instead of Caine
>>153770284Only midwits thought this ending was bad. The real problem with modern media is that it goes nowhere to begin with
That's it I'm going back to Eva for the sadboi redemption
My wife Ragatha lived and ends the series smiling
https://x.com/aglobofcells/status/2057084572643303752?s=20
>>153770284That’s still clearly the worst ending.
Friendly reminder that Realgatha is still suffering eternal torment
>>153770247The BR is tied up in a back room they’re just getting the drill ready
>>153770307Jax was never Shinji, Jax is Gendo.
Realgatha is selling her body for money on OnlyFans after her mom cut her off from the family's fortune
>>153770352Saar do the only fans saar
>>153770339Yeah this.
now that the circus has access to the internet what websites do you guys think the characters visits>Ragatha watches horse shorts>pomni watches urban exploring videos and listen to podcasts>zooble and gangle watches anime and art videos>kinger watches fail compilations on a rare occasion
>>153770339What is a Gendo if not a Shinji who couldn't get his shit together? Jax was still too young to give up
>>153770306>endingHe reset the story even P1 never happened thats why everyone was seething. The Pedo brought back Nayuta instead of Sexkima then has you think Denjis life as a one ball slave to Public Safety is le good. Fuck Fujimoto
>>153770352she's a realtor and she's like 40 something dude
>>153770365Ragatha checks out Breaking Bad at Zooble's request
>>153767484Lost, twin peaks and Smiling Friends were good though
ok im going to the train trackswhy live when even cartoons are telling me im a miserable loser that deserves fate worse than death
>>153770365>>zooble and gangleThey are watching porn and FUCKING
>>153770373And yet, he did.Shinji lifted the burden that Jax could not.
>>153770365Kek they could spend eternity just browsing youtube videos
>>153770380And she's still got a rocking body for a 40 year old!
>>153770365Ragatha and Kinger watch nature documentaries together.Zooble and Gangle watch anime, get on 4chan and weeb out.Pomni looks for creepypastas and cryptid sightings.
Found the social media clip and ok that wasn't as bad as I thought it'd be but Caine getting internet access feels a little too convenient. Ragatha apparently not having any social media presence feels a little grim but nobody seems to have picked up on that/she wasn't worried so?? Also am I supposed to get the implication that Jax and Pomni DO meet and hookup? Because that's fucking stupid. I am glad that offline Jax is happy though.
>>153770365reading threads of hornyposts about them
>>153770185Bro your Sopranos?
>>153770365Gangle goes to 4chan.Everyone else has Caine build the ultimate filter to not deal with how toxic the internet is while letting them see whatever they’re interested in.Caine becomes infuriated by how shitty AI is when it comes out.
>>153770205the flashbang was the real enemy all along
>>153770392Anon you are nothing close to someone like Jax. Don't do anything rash.
>>153770269The Boys had very little expectation to have a good ending. There were a few theories floating around on if the TADC ending that could blow people's minds a la End of Evangelion after having an intense episode 8 can close with a bang instead of what we got.
Pomni waving to the audience in the post credit sequence is canonizing (you) being the next circus member btw
>>153770413Also BLANGLE REAL!!!!!!!
Caine downloads CP directly into the digital circus thinking it stands for "cool party"
yeah fuck SOMA theory. if these are just soulless copies who gives a shit about them? They dont have any emotions its all just simulacrums
So.... What's your outfit for June 4thThis is what I had in mind originally. Dye a bit my hair, add some bow and nothing else?I'm trying to look for a more dollcore dress in temu tho and in blue/periwinkle if it's possible
Why would IRL jax and pomni hook up that makes no sense
>>153770413We don’t know for sure that Pomni and Ragatha weren’t first and no there is no indication whatsoever that they hook up irl.
>>153770413Well, real Ragatha would be near her 50s by now, and lives in a ranch so presumably doing mostly outdoors life. Not that weird she wouldn't be as chronically online as the others. They don't even seem to actually get on Kinger's social media because he doesn't have any either but on his daughter's.
>>153770449They won't
>>153770365TADC2: Ralph Breaks the Internet
0.0001 seconds after the credits roll
>>153770454Ok that's a good point
>>153770418>Caine becomes infuriated by how shitty AI is when it comes out.Holy fuck this needs a show of it's own, what an amazing idea.>Caine and the band of FUCKING RETARDS that make him miss humans.>"I'm sorry, you said you needed HOW MUCH WATER TO FUNCTION??"
>>153770285I've been memeing that this whole series was just an elaborate suicide note, I never expected to be right, but now I'm not so sure
>>153770455You think her being 50 will stop me from raping her?
Hard to feel happy for the irl counterparts when they are not the characters we journeyed with. You could argue that they are, sure, but enough time has passed for all of them that they are surely "different" people.
>last act coming to my local cinema next month>oh boy i should really make a dating profile and find a girl to go with>remember all the times i made a dating profile and deleted it again a week later
>>153770450There was probably some sort of chase or fight in the room halls and zooble's room may have gotten trashed which is why theres flasgbangs on the floor
>>153770461Ragatha’s smile grew ten sizes that day as Pomni catches her up on a decade’s worth of orgasms
>>153770449I think people are overrhinking, it just means theyre ok and closer than the audience thinks, even if they never talk ti each other like the ending of the butterfly effect (not the abortion one)
>entire movie is apparently WE GOTTA GET JAX BACK>Jax fucking kills himselfAmazing (and digital)
>>153770339Jax is 22 and has no kids/powerJax would only be Gendo if he knocked someone up too young, just like Shinji would be Gendo if he knocked someone up too young
So after finally getting around to watching, Jax's end... wasn't as bad as people were making it out to be. I mean, I was expecting something like getting stuck with the abstracted in the cellar and spending the rest of his days being slapped around by them in agony.But instead you had the others actually being sad he abstracted, Pomni crying her eyes out while hugging him and begging him to stay, and then they made a tent for him right next to the lounge so he could still be close by. Which is a more endearing end for him than I thought he'd get.
>>153770413Guys that scene was shittly trimmed they probably talked about pokni and ragatha BEFORE gangle but that part was cut
a fucking pigeon pair made a nest in my balcony, it had fucking eggs, threw that shit to the windfucking parasites
>>153770447Buying a sad one of these and getting Ribbon to tie it around my head, I don't cosplay so I'll just wear a red shirt with it
>>153766460>Finale was crappy>Voice actors get caught saying the N word >One of the major content creators (Jakeneutron & Blackgryph0n) turned to be creeps>Lawsuit from Korean theater chainshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_7Z_gZM-c0&pp=ygUKY2hhemluZ3RvbtIHCQkECwGHKiGM7w%3D%3DDamn
>>153770392Anon, no! I have to take the train to work, don't do a fellow Jaxfag dirty like thisI do hope you're okay though
>>153770447peruvian ragathug? You are very pretty
>>153770506He’s a very comfy dog.
>>153770338I chuckled
>>153770426The problem is that even if you don’t expect a good ending, you expect it to at least focus on the season itself.Instead 75% of the season is setup for the Vought Rising spin-off show.
>>153770447Nice bod
>>153770481Yeah>look at how happy they areI don't give a fuck about them, sure it's some closure for the characters since they'd still feel attached to their "memories", but for the audience who has been following the copies as their own people I don't think it really works
>>153770450People can call it cope, but it's things like this that make me think it's an intentional fake out made with one of the dubbing teams. It's not like we have been spoiled on anything that we explicitly had promised to us in the trailers for the finale.
>>153770205Wonder what his butt smells like.
>>153770214Because as has been telegraphed form most of the show, when shit is going poorly, Jack doubles down on isolating from others and being a giant asshole, neither of which is good for one’s relationships or mental well-being.
>>153770550Are you a dog too
>>153770484Kek, yeah. I've made that mistake many times myself.
>bad show has a bad endingwhy are people overreacting? did they suddenly think the quality would increase at the very end
Theater shooting status?
Is him wanting to reverse his decision on killing himself a nod to people who jump off bridges or high buildings and they feel instant regret when they take the plunge?god this is so fucking kino
How much do we actually know for sure from the leaks? Seems like with only 14 minutes we're missing a lot of context. I doubt we've seen the "whole" ending.
>>153770506The worst part of it is that he regretted it at the very end. After all those opportunities to reach out he finally took the extended hand only when it was too late to change course. Wouldn’t hit me nearly as hard if he stuck to it the whole way through.
>>153770214In the first 10 minutes, he abstracts because he's isolating, unable to cope with the directionless circus and can't bring himself to join in with everyone trying to repair it.Presumaby a huge chunk of the episode thereafter is Pomni in his mindscape somehow, trying to bring him back. In the end it seems like he's either determined to die or has accepted that it's irreversible, but in the last minute panics and says he doesn't want to go. But his abstracted form stumbles onto a flashbang that's there for some reason, and he gets fucking nerf'd into oblivionAnd it immediately cuts to Pomni being pulled out by everyone who act like she was gone two minutes and she's chill about it allIt's very weird, at least out of whatever additional context might be awaiting us(Repostan, I managed to fuck up my spoilers, not that we're being careful around these parts but whatever>>153770490)
>>153770519The emoji is pretty
>>153770365Ragatha finds umamusume and becomes a diehard fan, if she found a way to make money and play apps from the inside she'd gamble every cent on horse girls
>>153770562The ending isn’t bad
How did it leak?
>>153770481If the real versions of them could get over their crap, it means there’s hope for their copies.
>>153770565>Bojack but it actually ends with the View from Halfway Down
>>153770449Isn't Pomni an AI? So there is no IRL Pomni?
>>153770475We’d probably even get the NPC’s in on this too. Even Orbsman will be shocked by how stupid the AI are.
>>153770495>jax almost kills himself in episode 7>jax on suicide watch in episode 8>jax kills himself at the start of episode 9>somehow the rest of the episode is trying to get him to unkill himself>he re-kills himselfno for real though, what the fuck is this supposed to be about?
>>153770586Distributor gave copies to theaters in the third-world. Third-worlders immediately leaked it.
What if Caine was called Cocaine and he was a virtual druglord instead of a circus ringleader and everyone went into cool criminal adventures?
>>153770513Yeah I realize that now and feel dumb for jumping to conclusions
So hypothetically can Ragatha and Pomni have babies asking for a friend
>>153770586Goose herself leaked it to piss off reddit and part of /co/
>>153770611They got admin powers, so maybe or they'll adopt an npc
>>153770603BRAVO GOOSERAVGOOSEO
>>153770607That's what you get for trying to include south america lol
>human Jax is a edgelord fag with black hair that wears blue and got tamed by societyhe's Bejita
Damn, that hug really got to me. Don't know if it was the fact he actually went for a hug, Pomni crying, or her "stay with me" line. But damn it, she tried.
>>153770603Jax’s unwillingness to get help until it’s too late.
>>153766460Why are people angry at the pacing of collages of the leaked scenes?Just wait till when the movie is leaked and see how if it truly holds up
>>153770603lol
>>153770380There's a market for everything
>>153770603He finally got what he wanted.
>>153770588>Bojack but it actually ends with the View from Halfway DownLmao its a nice way to sum up the show's ending
>>153770549Nah, if you've seen it, you can tell that it's real
>>153770611Huh, good point, I guess there's nothing morally wrong with them having digital babies now that SOMA's confirmed, since they're digital themselves The real question is, who's carrying the baby?
>>153770611Peri will be real and canon.
hugs
>>153770284digital circus was ok, csm part 2 was shit from the start
>>153770607>>153770624APOLOGIZE
>>153770611They are data so yes they could even tribe and that somehow results in Ragatha being pregnant
Caine becoming more open to having sex and has his first time with Ragatha
>>153770625Also probably gay or an Alphabet in some form cause he goes to Zooble’s bar.
>>153770588ie shit bojack by someone who didn't understand bojack and wasn't as committed to wickedness to let a character be halfway as irredeemable as bojack
>>153770387If this takes places in 2017, that means she'll be able to sit down and watch the Chicanery episode of Better Call Saul live!
>>153770153i don't see how that correlates at all
>>153770655Nah toby is a fag because he sucks up to japs 24/7It's really gay
>>153770650They really should have made her slightly taller so she didn't have a face full of ass for a few minutes.
>LeroyYeah now way was Jax trasn masc with that name lol
>>153770674Japan won't leak your shit.
>>153770645Gummigoo.>King goes on a speech about not being made of flesh means they can all do whatever they want with their bodies.
If Jax had survived for just one more day he could have had sex or at least jerk off what a sucker
>>153770665Sorry Harvey Weinstein told you he liked the underwater episode.
>>153770629But if he wasn't flashbanged, who's to say he wouldn't end up wanting to kill himself again?So what, the lesson is to just hand suicidal people a rope for the sake of efficiency?
>>153770574don't be so hard on yourself, you're probably just underrating yourself! Either way your hair looks great and I'm sure dyed red it would look good too! If you get a ragadress that would be wonderfulOtherwise i'm not sure what I'll wear to the theater, but I know what I'll be bringing!
>>153770603He didn't rekill himself. He realised he couldn't undo what he did but was regretting it. Maybe he could have been reverted had he not stepped on a flashbang in that moment.
>>153770674The Japs least respect art, like even if they have the option of leaking they wouldn't have The west it really depends who's the one with it.South america? Lmao holy shit
>>153770667Fat assed black chick
>>153770684jenkins?
>>153766460Jax is just boring. There’s nothing interesting or compelling about him, and there’s nothing to like, but he’s not vile enough to be the love child of Judge Holden, Hitler, and Homelander like people make him out to be either, which would at least make him interesting.He’s just a middling, generic, kind of a dick gamer kid and the most boring character on the show.
>>153770674He’s an Otaku like Gangle and Jax. SMT, Persona, Earthbound, etc. helped inspired Undertale/Deltarune for a reason.
>>153770665TADC couldn't even come up with something half as motivational as this
I cant believe suicide jax ending is realthis is fucking awesomeso much misery for small children in the cinemas
RagathaIsn't she lovely?
>>153770704that i can get, but the pedo stuff, not as much
Ragatha coaches the gloinks little league team?
>>153770695He was going insane either ways he wasnt gonns ket pomni help him all the flashbang did was making the scene cooler looking lol
leroy got help when he was homeless while Jax's mental hospital got blown up
>>153770660exactly he's Bejita
can anyone post the zooble NOOOO gif? i need it real quick
>>153770704Realgle has a booty?
>>153770714People like him because his design is perfect mix of asshole likeable cool guyIf he was a ugly little gremlin nobody would like his character Brutal black pill for the ugly clock guy and worm hair characters in the first batch
>>153770703Nah they actually do pirate stuff. But they’re incredibly anal about the idea of non-Japanese people getting art they consider theirs.
>>153770734She’s black
>>153770622Brav Goose O
I NEED to fuck Ragatha's ass
>>153770733This?
>>153770603Shoulda had Jax abstract at the end of episode 7, thrash about and hit the red button.
>>153770717Because goose is a hack who hates herself and by proxy hates anyone who'd watch something she created, so she wants us all to suffer
>>153770699Bring your Raga keychain and we'll all know you're a good fanthank you ;_;
>>153770752No, I do.
>>153770641I've seen it, I just think with how they make shorts for their products etc, it's just an elaborate way to fuck with audience's heads and cause questions before the actual finale. An elaborate fake leak showing a few 'instrumental' scenes where we are then intended to fill in the blanks.I believe it's 'real' enough that the team is behind it, but I think the lack of real follow through to anything suggested in the trailer gives it less credibility.
>>153770721The loveliest woman in the world
>Check local theater, seats became more available, no way people canceled their tickets
Cute black girls with White personalities my weaknessI’m about to follow in Kinger’s footsteps if Gangle cosplays
>>153770714Jax's character relied a lot on the mystery and backstory behind him, now that we know what his entire deal was (and it's very lame) he just doesn't hit the same. What a miserable ending to his arc though.
>>153770766She's got two holes, we can share
>>153770772Brother....
>>153770188Is Ragatha the bad guy and this is her mischievous, genius plan working out?? Uh, based.
>>153770687Its not that. Toby wants to larp as japanese and puts then in a high pedestal its cringe
>>153770749Is she mulatto tier cute?
will somebody post the torrent or we are just standing here watching each other cock ?
People are gonna cry about the trans metaphor dying meanwhile Zooble has made peace with her changing body and her flesh self opened a successful bar.
>>153770777Was he trans?
>>153770763You bet your sweet bippy I will
>>153770755thanks anon
>>153770775I checked my local just now. The evening showing I bought tickets for is still sold out, and the morning showing I bought tickets for has a few more seats taken than when I checked a few weeks ago.
>>153770772Buddy we have approaching 20 minutes of footage that's way too much effort and money spent for a fake leak
>>153770772>I've seen it, I just think with how they make shorts for their products etc, it's just an elaborate way to fuck with audience's heads and cause questions before the actual finale. An elaborate fake leak showing a few 'instrumental' scenes where we are then intended to fill in the blanks.This has literally never happened, and never will happen, because it's stupid and nonsensical and would be unbelievably expensive.
>>153770777>Goose makes it sound like Jax real world counterpart is irredeemable and it's up to the circus to come to terms with that and fix him>Actually he's like gay and got into a slapping match with a girl one timeI don't know why I'm shocked, of fucking course the tranny would make the series actually about erm lgbt the whole time.
>the only jax that died was the fake copy>the real, true Jax is alive and fineGood for him.
>>153770752After ten years of the amazing digital chastity belt she’s finally open for business, hope you’re ready Anon.
>>153770792From another thread>jax was homeless oh but he was also a emo and he was a femboy and he hit women and he went to jail but also he was in the military but he also plays piano but he also takes pictures and he can't be redeemed but also in real life he is redeemed and he's scared of corn and also he has a dead girlfriend and he was friends with Kaufmo but also Ragatha but also gangle but actually Pomni is his best friend but in the end he's a mailman
Jax will obtain his new form the Super Abstraction in the next episode of Dragon Ball Z
>>153770772The guy posted himself skipping through it. I don't think the team would make a full hour shitpost and have it fully voiced by the official (dub) casthttps://files.catbox.moe/voh7r0.mp4
>>153770778But I require the ass.
I FUCKING LOVE RAGATHA SO MUCH
>>153770777>now that we know what his entire deal was (and it's very lame)but we still don't know anything
>be sharteen>lock and load to shoot up the local TADC showing>wait until the movie is almost over>cock gun and storm into the room screaming I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST>everyone is already dead>they all slit their wrists when they wittle baby Jax abstracted>mfw
>>153770809>Good for him.Really, it looks like he turns his life around. I'm glad.
>>153770812>dead girlfriendRibbit?
>>153770811I'm gonna fuck her so hard she will wish she still had the chastity belt >>153770817Well if you insist on me impregnating her, sure.
>>153770813>He looks the same but with SSJ3 goku hair styled like the glitchy black abstraction substance
How sexually pent up is Ragatha
>>153770814>The moon has more lines with CaineKINOINO
>>153770800Guess I'm lucky in my area, Imma just wake in for my ticket.
Ragatha and Pomni are gonna be scissoring like crazy
>>153770818I FUCKING LOVE RAGATHA ASS SO MUCH
>>153770265She has every right to be smug, she's sandwiched between a sexy clown girl and a stud chess piece with a six pack. She completely and totally won.
the real movie is for negas like me only
>>153770833Scale’s broken
>>153770841Holy shit that's huge compared to the size of my theaters. Like literally three times as big at least.
>>153770173if that's true doesn't it mean he basically killed jax by leaving him with nothing to do foreverdon't get me wrong he was going down the shitter anyway but the whole state of the circus definitely accelerated it
>>153770847I want to stick my head under that ass and die!
she won
I love ragatha too much but i'm afraid of sexual intimacy
>>153770820Not that anon but if Jax is literally just in the exact same shoes as anyone else in the cast, he is instantly downgraded and his prominence over everyone else is wasted.He's not a recycled brainscan that thinks he's someone else, he's not a secret npc/ai like caine, he's not Scratch (or scratch's tumor, kek), he is literally just a character in the cast who wasted a lot of the series on him because gooseworx get horny at his design
If they have the ability to conjure why don't they build their own matrix style world that is hardly different from reality? That's legit the first thing I would do after finding out I'm a brain scanned immortal clone that's is not content with the cartoonish world.
>>153770843*futa fucking eachother like crazy
>>153770852Some times are lucky to get bigger rooms
if the next mail man does not salute me when i get my package he will be kidnapped and be force to wear this VR headset that i got
>>153770855It's not true it does look like Caine was forcefully ejected from the Circus by Kinger on accident, but he could've come back at any time and chose to stay away and watch them/discover the internet.
>>153770843>>153770871All of it.
Lol their world can literally end if some kid trips over a power cable or a storm rolls though
All the catboxes of the leaks I have so farhttps://files.catbox.moe/x0mxnk.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/voh7r0.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/9mgzjt.mp4https://litter.catbox.moe/7iyzqx.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/oxuhiv.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/ys0ycd.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/wdensz.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/rbxzkj.mp4
>>153770674Japs > South Americans
Where's the leak?
I'm glad that this shit is finally ending. I never cared for this show yet millions of fuckers enjoy it like pigs eating slop from a trough and it was practically impossible to avoid being exposed to it. Let me know how it ends so I can make fun of you all for getting pissy at the ending.
>>153770884you should put them in timecode order
>>153770870Ask Goose this
stealing all of the copper wire near C&A to free my circus friends
So how has the fan base as a whole been reacting to the leaks?
so the moral of the story is literally "if everyone was nice to caine they probably would have mellowed out on his own and nobody would have abstracted, and also they would have gotten internet access early"caine really was the best one
farewell to bunnydoll, you'll always have a place in my heart but it's probably for the best that you were nowhere close to canon
Having sex with 45 year old Ragatha and telling her you can't wait for the menopause sex
How close was he
>>153770889Jax goes Hollow but the gang keeps him in a pillow fort like Simon Pegg keeping Nick Frost in the shed at the end of Shaun of the Dead.
>>153770863>>153770847>>153770818>>153770752a few months from now when no one gives a shit any more the few remaining TADC threads that do get put up are going to exclusively feature posts like thisit happened to threads of my favorite games on /v/, and it'll happen to you
>>153770899Same as the ATLoA leaks
>>153770904Ragatha is permanently 30.
>>153770870Give it time. Rome wasn’t conjured in a day.
>>153770908SHUT UP AND WORSHIP RAGATHA NOW
>>153770908Don't threaten me with a good time, anon!
>>153770908>attached my image to the wrong fucking buttonoopsie
>>153770909So hating it at first and calling it the worst thing ever made and then gradually coming around to thinking it’s pretty good?
Art that unintentionally predicted the future.
>>153770902after ep5 ragatha never became relevant ever again, which was really sad cause bunnydoll coul have been something man they got history, ahh well
>>153770914Realgatha isn't though
Was the gooseworx tweet saying he made the ending bad on purpose because the TADC fandom sucked real or fake?
>>153770924That's my experience so far
sex with jaxsex with retarded abstracted jaxsex with evil jaxsex with roy
>>153770929Doggax…
Make half of the human characters brown or blackStill not enough black people so make kingers daughters also blackWhat is the obsession with black people trannies have?
did the anon who claimed to have the full movie ever post it somewhere? im trying to find it but i can only find the same clips that got posted yesterday
>>153770938It's real, but it was in like 2023 before the first episode even aired
>Just>Abel>Xtraction
>>153770951>Still not enough black people so make kingers daughters also blackwell that's what happens when a white man marries a black woman
>>153770898>meanwhile, anon is unwittingly putting all his favorite characters through the existential horror of being slowly dismantled and losing their sense of self like one of those poor bastards out of Unwound.
conjure me a burger now
>>153770951>Kingers real daughters are blackWhat the actual fuck?
>>153770938100% realI also heard Gooseworx is scheduling the execution of the voice cast early since the finale is already out
Jax and Ragatha's relationship way more interesting than Jax and Pomni's relationship
>>153770906Wrong, like half of these characters in this picture should be overweight black lesbians
Guys Jax was just a social experiment
>>153770906BLACKGANGLE
>>153770951So the white VAs technically voiced POC?
>>153770960a real mans genes would have had those kids come out albino
>>153770951they are just people and they exist in the real world. whats the obsession with black people 4frens have?
>>153770924Yeah pretty much
>>153770908>all post will be about best girl>this is le bad reallyfucking queer
Stretching Ragatha's brown starfish as wide as it'll go
>>153770968Pomni isn’t a character, that’s why
>>153770964It's in the social media link, he has mutt kids with Queenie Also gangle is not some punk pale lesbo butch chick orwhateverBut just a fat brown
>>153770952no, just a 14 min clip
I'm still not quite believing this "leak"What, they just leaked the movie beforehand and the plot twist "jax kills himself and then uhhh flashbang he's erased forever o algo the end"
>>153770968They were the perfect foils to one another, I grieve what could have been
>>153770990Yes? Anon have you seen the footage? Shit's not fake.
>>153770900Does he not come up with the internet idea because he got deleted though? Wasn't he in the void when he thought of it?
You guys have no idea how much do "some" people hate TADC and will take any chance they get some attention while doing so
maybe it's a jax abstraction adventure and that big abstraction blob in the tent was just Jax hiding in a really big blanket
>>153770990First stage of grief: denialWe must accept most endings are going to be SHIT
>>153771001I've seen a hell of a lot of effort put into fakes before, anon.It just seems retarded that the ending is literally just "jax kills himself and then flashbang everyone is gay and black and happily ever after el fin"
>>153770987makes me think some of the clips are fake and this is just a marketing strategy but seeing how people are reacting to the ending saying it sucks makes me believe otherwise
The fandom deserved lvl up
>>153770990Jax abstracts offscreen 10 mins into the episode and the episode is Pomni exploring his mind to see why he did it and be there for him before he dies
>>153770975Yeah can't wait for the shitshow when the mentally ill see it on the 4th
>>1537709512 out of 5 is not half, bud
>>153770739lol exactly Yeah if he wasn’t hot there would be no reason at all that anyone would care.
>>153771003Yeah but if he was on talking terms with the cast then they 100% would have suggested that shit like day ONE.Jax and Gangle would be asking him for access to hentai like instantly lmao, all they needed to do was be nice to him
Now we must move on, to newer, better possibilities!Think what fanfics and fan art can be made now thanks to this!
/a/ here. are most catoon endings shit too
>>153770990There's a full 14 minutes of the finale leaked with the whole beginning and ending. It's definitely not fake, the animation is too high quality.
Finally
>>153771020We didn't see ragatha Anon. What's one more to a tranny?
Everyone say thank you Zooble
>>153770573A message about feeling directionless would be really poignant in this day and age with so many people checked out and nihilistic about the future and their role in society. Shame it got botched so badly.
>>153770951>What is the obsession with black people trannies have?it's funny you say this because it's actually the opposite, most of the terminally online older ones come from here
>no credits scene dance sequence
>>153770951>Make half of the human characters brown or blackI only saw Gangle. Jax is a little vague because they definitely had two different actors playing him. I'm not sure if we ever saw Zooble.
>>153771038>Hey, we take care of our own. That includes you too, dummy.>*fucking kills him in the next episode*
>>153771029Some don’t get an ending
>>153771012You best start believing in shit endings, Mr Anon... you're in one
>>153771029/co/ here. are most anime endings shit too
New? Not new? I don't know, I'm uploading this during my work breakhttps://gofile.io/d/g7fujX
>>153771029The ending is okay and is basically what everyone capable of seeing beyond their own headcanon and following basic narrative foreshadowing could see coming a mile away.Problem is that as in so many series in /co/ and /a/ people get too invested in what they think the ending should be.
>>153771059He insults all of them and then leaves to go kill himself. Can't say I blame Zoobs
Funny this is going to distract people from how bad The Boy's finale will be.
>>153771070So Gangle does cry.
>>153771070send a screenshot of it, im not downloading that.
>>153771033It just seems doubtful that you'd have such a convenient leak with such conveniently polarizing content.>oh yeah broooo here's the leaked ending, jax dies and caine is back the end :)
ITS UP no base64 just grab it and download it asap, 3.07gbs 720p (lots of watermarks but eh wcyd).com/u/BK3FbNV4pixeldrain
>>153771070WHY this song though?? Who is it about in this context? Jax? Pomni? Ribbit?
>>153771070Corny but kinda cute funnybunnies are still gonna eat good before eating bad for the rest of their lives
>>153770805>Jax's real message is never regret putting a woman in her place.Holy FUCK how is Goose this based?!?
So did Pomni actually have a chance of saving Jax if he didnt step on the flashbang?
>>153771067Yes. You should have seen /a/ when Attack on Titan's ending dropped.
>no 30 minutes sex end credits sceneso over
>>153771092dolphin porn
>>153771092Fake
>>153770986NOOOOOOO!!!!!
>>153771070>funnybunny montagehooooly
Well glitch. I'm sure Amazon and Meta paid you a lot for this, but I'm not:>I'm not reactivating Facebook>I'm not reactivating instagram>I'm not reaching out to "friends" that couldn't care less if you were dead>I'm not using platforms that are vapidly narcissistic for emotional support>I'm not subscribing to amazon prime >I do not believe a humble delivery job with your company is all a toxic abuser needs to be happy >I am not watching your shows Anything else?
>>153771029You missed out Primal season 3
>>153771070>their faces when Jax is dead
>>153771070>isn’t sheIs Jax really a tranny?
>>153771005Holy ESL
>>153771103No I'm thinking the flashbang was meant to eject Pomni from Jax's body>>153771115It's really a Jax montage but he spends a lot of screentime with Pomni lol
>>153771124Its just jax theyll live
Howd a dweeb like Grant get himself a queen in the 80s?
>>153771070Jax’s doggification montage calls him a girl…
>>153771085You don't have to download anything it should play in your browser.I have issues with that site loading on mobile if that's what you're using.
>>153771070>it just cuts to this with happy music playingWhat the fuck
>>153771085You don't need to download anything. It's just a video clip. An extended look at them putting Jax in the doghouse and Gangle crying over it
I'm starting to think the Stevie Wonder song is meant to be a spot of dark and possibly meta humor. Like a guy with gender issues dies via suicide and it's fucked up and sad and suddenly "ISN'T SHE LOVELY?".
It's a Jax montage and the song is abouw how lovely (s)he isThen they put her in her doggy fort
>>153771146Based
>>153770983>even doing the 'best girl' thingdid you happen to be a DDLC spammer some time ago perchance?
>>153771103No. That Jax is abstracted in the first place means he’s already too far gone. There is no coming back from that. Jax’s tragedy is his brief moment of realization that he’s already passed the point of no return and recognizing that his shitty fate is entirely of his own making.
>>153771070Ugh. I'm actually crying...
>>153771130ESL general
>>153766460Why are people mad or surprised Jax is going to be the only one to abstract? Shit was telegraphed
>Zooble canonically has Jax on a leashwow
>>153770284CSM2 is unironically pointless dogshit outside of the 4 scenes or so where Denji and Asa are sharing headspace or Pochita is talking. Literally 120 chapters of nothing that could have been finished in two volumes
>>153771070>trying to make us feel bad for an asshole who tormented another member so much that she feared the consequences of not teaming up with him Nah
>>153771070I'm the only one who is thinking that "Isn't she lovely" is refering to Pomni? Like, Isn't She Lovely how far she goes to save Jax?
This ending gave me psychic damage
That’s an attempt at a komm susser todd moment I suppose
>>153771103No.
Wait holy shit jax is literally on a leash i was joking about the dog stuff omg hahahahahah
>>153771001A part of me hopes it is actually a fake leak made by Goose, just because it would be too funny to see everybody reaction if the episode is completely different from the leaks
>>153771124Gangle's smile is killing me
>>153771128No, Jax's whole story boils down to him being a loser with a low paying job but he had a girlfriend. In one picture she holds a drink in front of his face during a group photo with him copying the action in another, then more implications that he beat her. The song is referencing Pomni because she makes Jax feel the same way his girlfriend did. It's just a trash for shippers
Ragapom wonYuri won
>>153771103PerhapsThere is still missing context
>>153771163those are two very different things i asure you
>>153771186The song starts over a montage of Jax so I'm assuming it's meant to be about him
>>153771070>Look at all these moments of Jax being an asshole >HAHAHA wasn't he such a lovely guywtf goose
The scene would he 100% better without the singingHave an indtrumental playing then fill in with echoing voice lines from previous episodes to appear deep
>>153771206>beats womenKek he really just tumblr sexy man bait
>>153771205>WHITE BOY BLEED ALOT
>>153771203it would be very funny but the logistics of making a whole ass fake ending just dont add up
>>153771222a montage of Jax AND Pomni
>>153771206This isn't true either btw
>jaxfags defending a woman beater
>>153771070Huh, I hadn't actually had much emotion to anything leaked so far but this got me tearing up for some reason
>>153771201I'm guessing when Caine gets revived, Jax gets thrown into the cellar.
Any predictions on when the full ep gets posted?
>>153771238Its Jax but it just so happpens most of Jax scenes have Pomni in them
>>153770867I'm gonna be genuinely so mad if it really is that there's nothing special at all about Jax. >Was he afraid of getting out of the circus because of something he did? No lol.>Was his room dressed like a little girl's room as some sort of foreshadowing? No lol.>Did his fear of corn hint at anything? No lol.>Is his panic attack about stuff being "real" related to anything in particular? No lol.>Did he have all the keys for any particular reason? No lol.>Did his broken friendship with Ribbit and Kaufmo mean anything over any of the other abstractions? No lol.>Is there any particular reason why he got this much attention by the end then? No lol.GOOSE, GIVE ME *SOMETHING* TO WORK WITH, HOLY FUCK
>>153771238It's meant to be about Jax, he just has a lot of screentime with Pomni. Like watch the whole thing.
>>153771124Gangle starts crying at the end and looks genuinely hurt when it dawns on her that he's technically dead
Why are you all so obsessed with Ragatha? I don't really get the appeal...
Jax being a veggie wont stop me from torturing him
>>153771070JaxXPomni shippers... won...
What would Ragatha think of a small penis asking for a friend
>>153771252probably tomorrow
>>153771256He’s le funny one.
>>153771206Ah, neat.
>>153771272the losing war as Jax is turned into the pet dog
>>153771264Why are you allowed to live?
>>153771274She'd think it's cute and give you a handy if you asked nicely but wouldn't fuck you.
>>153771170As some anon said last thread - they’re pissed because Jax’s ending hits too close to home. It’s a pretty brutal wake up call if you’re a self-isolating asshole who thinks a happy ending will fall into your lap.
>>153771264On the one hand, she's really nice and that's nice. But on the other, it is also established she's not always being sincere and she just doesn't want anyone to hate her even though she has the capacity to hate others.
I thought that the tranny theory was that Jax was a girl that really wanted to be a guy
>>153771203Glitch has a lot of money, but I doubt they'd spend the time and resources to animate like 20 minutes of a fake leak and get the Brazillian voice cast to dub it all just to own internet trolls.I know Gravity Falls had a fake leak, but that was a single fake shot of an episode presented as a photo someone took at an internal screening or something. Far quicker and logistically simpler to pull off than extended amounts of finished animation
>>153771070Neat montage.
>>153771300would have been way more topical.
>>153771264Just look at her
>>153771294What if I asked super nicely for her to fuck me? Is little guys deserve love too, right?...
>>153771285You know what they say about women and dogs~
>Goose killing off her beloved tumbly sexyman via suicide while Stevie Wonder playsIt is a little funny.
>>153771170Probably because nobody wants a story that's>Episode 1: Anon is feeling suicidal.>...>Episode 9: After many efforts and attempts to make Anon feel less suicidal, Anon commits suicide.
>>153771308Oh anon..
>>153771319>Episode 1: Anon is feeling suicidal.We didn't find out Jax was suicidal until 7 though. 6 if you wanna be generous.
>>153771319It’s a warning
gangle cries for dog jaxlame, it was better when she didnt give a shit
>>153770365I can see em hitting 4chan for curiosity if nothing else. Not sure what boards they would all hit though. I guess>Gangle/a/>Pomni/x/ and fucking with people for fun>Kinger/g/ and /v/
>>153771070No Jax and Pomni really is canon the fuck?
So apparently there's a conversation with Jax and Pomni before the hug and we learn some stuff about him. Has that scene been leaked yet?
>>153771307That Damsel's a Charming Darling...
>>153771255>>153771262I watched the thing I'm still under the impression that is Pomni the song is referring as lovely
>>153770284Only retards think this was bad unironicallyThem and people who already didn't like the series
>>153771296Happy endings are only made by God.
>leashed by Zooble of all people
>>153771338It's not, the montage is about Jax, not Jax and Pomni.
If Jax learns a lesson on the outside worl and actually has a wholesome chungus life with a stable job and girlfriend, then what was Pomni for in terms of his development? He wasn't such a bad guy after all.
>all the people from the cast talking about how CRAAAAYZY the ending was>it's just very annoying but utterly predictable (jax le abstracts, caine is le back, everything is le fine now)>also, jax killed himself but not really???? abstracton is supposed to be suicide but they still keep him around in a leash?????I really don't know what to say, this just feels wrong, and not in the way that "the writing sucks". It feels wrong in the way that it feels like fucking fanfiction or something. If this really is the ending and not some crazy ass fake to drum up popularity, I don't know what to say.
>>153771336It was a gift for her VA who shipped them, obviously.
so is Jax a tranny or not?
>>153771308Hmmm.......Finger yourselfNow fuck yourself with a carrotNow a cucumberNotice your asshole actually develops an empty feeling after you pull out a big objectWomen vaginas have this feeling amplified so yes bigger is better and ALL women like big dicks
Why isn't abstact Jax attacking themm?
>>153771321>says the niafag
guys, i'm torn between wanting to stay off the internet the avoid spoilers entirely vs just going all in because all the snippets of spoilers without context is stressing me out
>>153771359You might be joking but I wouldn't be surprised if Vixen did ask for that lol
>>153771354>It's not, the montage is about Jax, not Jax and Pomni.No it's not, it's a montage about Jax then Jax and Pomni when the lyrics are about her
>>153770586Third world jeets as usual. Just another lesson to never trust em with your shit
>>153771361It's as hard to know as curing cancer.
>>153771363Bad writing
>>153771374The finale shown so far is very bad, just spoil yourself
>>153771374Brother you have 2 weeks. If you're tweaking already now you won't last and might as well indulge now
Montage is about Jax but the song is about Pomni.It's about how Jax fumbled and took it for granted and how she was lovely despite how fucking awful he was
>>153771319>Once there was an ugly bunny. He was so ugly that everyone died. The End.T-thank you goose-sama
>>153771354Yeah, no, they could have easily put in scenes of him with other characters. He did have some, but they chose all of Pomni's specifically. And, no this isn't about shipping, that's just what the montage wanted to focus on, him and his bond with Pomni.
>>153771374you can't go all in because the full thing hasn't been leaked yet
>>153771361https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oE56g61mW44
>>153771349I'm a huge Part 1 and (the initial stretch of, up until about Falling Devil) Part 2 fan and I think the ending sucked. Completely divorced from themes or whatever the fuck the fact that it was initiated via Pochita pulling a new, never established power out of his ass means it's dogshit by default, the rest being a lame ass "look, all these characters you like are back now!" reset ending after not doing even a fraction of the work Stone Ocean did to earn it's own was the cherry on the cake
>>153771371Yes.
>>153771225Already sounds so much better. You should be a screenwriter.
>>153771339Not really. The leaked clip starts off with Pomni commenting that she didn't know he can play piano (assuming google translate didn't entirely fuck it up) and Jax saying he's a fuckup and why is she still here when she knows everything about him. But we haven't seen her actually learning this herself yet
>>153771374I already gave up on keeping the experience pure from spoilers the fucking moment they announced a theater release weeks before. This is just slightly earlier than I expected.
>>153771374You aren’t missing much lol
>>153771361Circus Jax yes but he suicided, irl Jax also yes, but funny enough is in the closet but has a happier life
>>153771374You already fucked up by stayingThe people that cared left long ago
>>153771383The lyrics actually start on the shot of Jax in front of Ribbit's door. It's about Jax.
Jannies need to ban everyone posting spoilers and lock this down
>>153771402I get that alot actually.
>>153771374You've already engaged enough in these threads so theres no going back. See it for yourself to save you the headache. >>153770884
>>153771363Shhhh
>isnt she lovely is about jax dog formLmaoooooooo
>>153771400We didng even see Kishibe or fuckinh Aki in that ending either
>>153771404>pianoWonder if we will finally see inside Ragatha's room or be cucked by an entirely different piano.
>>153771417The only time they were active with banning spoilers on a non-anime board was with infinity war
>Isn't she lovelyWHAT ABOUT DAISY BELL
>>153771417...over a youtube video forced into theaters?
>>153771416Good god, man, it's about both.
>>153771333I'd argue that's just when Jax started failing to hide from others that he's suicidal. I'm fairly convinced the suicidal thoughts started once Ribbit abstracted and had just been augmenting, only abating at times when Pomni and Zooble seemed to reach him a bit.
>>153771337>pomni makes a thread on /x/ about how she is traped in a computer>/x/ schizos track down c&a building>the circus is now filled with a bunch of /x/ schizos i would pay to see that
Can you please stop bullying Jax?
>>153771417Cry more Blitch
Oh my fucking God PLEASE tell me there's more to Jax's retarded ass arc in this finale. They cannot possibly be telling me Jax chose to be stuck in digital ultrahell over being a delivery wagecuck and the thought of going back made him go irreparably insane. This cannot possibly be the VERY AWFUL THING that haunts him.
>>153771448We all bully trannies.
>>153771400>Completely divorced from themesName 2 themes of Chainsaw Man and how they don't fit with the ending.Fags keep saying this but can't even say what the themes are
>>153771448Tell gooseworx to stop doing that first
>>153771448Jax would be a /dbs/ chad
>>153771451Its how most niggas here act about getting a job desu
>>153771407>is in the closetWhat? He's just a normal guy with a pretty shitty life.
>>153771451Being a wagie is worse than digital hell
>>153771448>jax kills himself and then his corpse is dragged around on a leash foreverIt's grim, I'm afraid.
>>153771451he 41%ed over his repressed gender dysphoria, try and keep up anon
>>153771451He was unemployed when he got scanned. That's the thing that haunts him.10/10 writing.
>S2 will be pomni trying to reach human jax to get brainscanned again>lit guardians of the galaxy all over again.
Who Ribbit though?
I find it interesting the story takes place in 2017, which is the year Gooseworx started to transition... And she did confirm Jax is a self insert...Perhaps the Tranny theory has some plausibility?
>>153771451He abstracted AFTER he found out he can't leave because he's a scan and human Jax is out there doing god knows what.
I hated the "Jax ran over a little girl" theory but now I'd take that over whatever this shit was
>>153771070TRANSLATIONK: you weren't going to try to take care of that alone, were you Pomni?R: thank goodness we found you in timeZ: what is it that you always say, that we gotta stick together?P: friends...
>mfw I realize Pomni doesn't even get her Iconic Unicorn Horn™GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE
>>153771206Do shipper trannies really?Just a pathetic sad cope lmao
L characterdeserved fate
>>153771252
>>153771491>abstracted AFTER he found out he can't leave>two episodes earlier he pressed the "stay here forever" button because of some shit that he witnessed irl
>>153771498kek
>>153771451Anon you LITERALLY saw how miserable being a wage slave for a single adventure was.Digital Jax hates the idea of real life so much he even said he’d rather Kil himself(also Ragatha) if he was forced to ever do that again. Turns out Jax wasn’t joking!
>>153771455I think the ending DOES tie into the themes dipshit, that's why I said divorced from them. The scene of Denji dropping the chainsaw to save Asa from squashing Bucky was the most on the nose scenery possible. My problem with it is that the writing and themes have to work in tandem and they didn't here because the narrative leadup to this was shoddy at best. It unironically gives me the vibe of a shitty wattpad fic you can tell the author only wrote to justify sharing a single, specific scene with their OCs they played in their head like a shitty AMV over and over.
>>153771475>Go to this building or your mom will die in her sleep
Shit ending for a shit show hope it leaks more fuck Glicth and fuck Luke
>>153771351I was told it was made by visiting asian massage parlors.
Explain Pomni's character in one sentence
>>153771417It's really weird that jannies have been really lax about this whole ordeal because back a few weeks ago they banned and prunned threads for less severe spoilers than the load coming since yesterdayhttps://desuarchive.org/co/thread/153465789/#q153475610
>>153771506>two episodes earlier he pressed the "stay here forever" button because of some shit that he witnessed irlHe was homeless and jobless IRL, that's what he didn't want to go back to. Then he found out it was all pointless anyway, he was never able to leave.
>>153771529Sefless
>>153771493For real lol. I also didn't like that possibly being the BIG HAUNTING MYSTERY because it's so detached from everything else and just kinda a lame accident, but it'd still be better than literally nothing.Also it's gonna be so fucking ridiculously unrealistic if it's "Jax's big haunting secret is that he slapped his gf" but then he apparently moved on to regularly slapping everyone in the circus because he's doing literal slapstick comedy every day but somehow doesn't feel guilty or sad about it.
>>153771529OC
>real jax appears on screen>caine takes off his hat in respect>Pomni starts tearing up when she sees he's doing fineGod fucking dammit....
>>153771531For once, the jannies might feel the same way about glitch as we do
They wouldn’t have made a montage if the takeaway here was “Jax was unredeemable it’s great that he’s dead”
The whole "Jax is kept aroud as a pet on a leash" is just what boggles me the mostThey couldn't have been more obvious about the whole "abstraction = suicide" metaphor, everyone else is kept in the basement, but Jax is just a giant dog in a big tent in the circus???
>>153771529Isn't she lovely?
>>153771529tranny
>>153771553Yeah he jusr died lol
>nooooo I don't want to work aaaaaah9 episodes of build-up to this
why don't they get their real selves to scan themselves again so they can fuck their own clones
Does Pomni really never say "Well it's possible"?
>>153771138The world was smaller back then, and safer for men. No Discord, no dating apps, no cancellations, rape and almost-rape accusations were fewer and less credible. People talked to each other IRL when they met at the workplace or at a bar.So the used-up low-class nigress was happy to jump on her white nerd coworker who had a stable and sizable income (for the time) from some computer science job.
>>153771544Because he’s convinced himself it isn’t real and they’re all cartoon characters, so he can be “funny” all he wants without repercussions. Thus why he panics about leaving or Kingers infodump cause it means it’s all “real” and he was wrong.
>>153771568Why didn't they give them avatars with big tits and dicks?
>>153771557>insert tink quote from mewgenics about keeping ugly kittens in the basement here
>>153771578
>>153771529non-existent
>>153771557Well, what else do you do? There’s no cellar anymore and letting him walk freely risks people touching him and glitch out. He can’t die either so he’s gotta be put somewhere.
>>153771572she already did in Episode 4
>>153771557When in doubt, remember the old adage:
>>153771553>real jax proceed to delete the circus>he is still an asshole IRL
>>153771591send him into the void
>>153771557Episode 10 is about Pomni forming an unhealthy attachment to Abstract Jax and having to learn from Kinger how to let him go like he did with Queenie.
>>153771567To be fair with everything we saw of Jax I believe it.
Lol hyperventilating at the mere thought of possibly going back to listening to music/podcasts driving some packages aroundLmao get a grip retard
>>153771557Pomni will let him knot her, this is a good outcome for him
>>153771524Your Sodom ass needs to burn.
>>153771591Because it makes no fucking sense, this is a story anon, they literally have funerals for the other characters but Jax is just...kept in a leash in a tent????Why???? Why any of this??? Why this in specific?? It's just such a bizarre fucking ending.>and then jax kills himself and they keep his corpse in a leash in a tent
fine glitch, u did my boi dirty, so how about you get the memo that ppl want furbait and make sum for gay furs.
>>153771581Queenie was a C and A employee bro a smart black girl
>>153771531It's because the leaking started when the jannies were sleepingNow it got out of control
Queenie is black so goose can put another black character in the show.That's literally it, stop overthinking trannies can't help themselves
Just make IRL Jax copy himself everytime he abstract, this way Pomni can have infinite bunny boyfriends
>>153771581She’s a black nerd.
>>153771619They really should've started with all the other abstracted running around to explain why they're taking this different approach.
>can delete caine but no unabstract or reset the abstracted ones.the fuck is this shit cooper
>>153771660Half those Jax’s would probably fuck each other since we see they go to Zooble’s bar.
>>153771659It was kinda obvious she was always black because of symbolism.
>>153771307Max is my nega???He also loved Hail Mary.
>>153771675Its GOD(Goose) being a cunt to Jax
So what the hell was supposed to be the moral of the movie?
>>153771659Anon chess pieces literally come in black and white. That it was there from the start means it was planned.
>>153771296>>153771319There was no other way Jax's story was going to end desu. It was heavily telegraphed that Jax would probably abstract because he's the ted analogue.
You need BWC to land a black bitch so Kinger is Ragathas daddy after all
>>153771703Don’t push people away from you when you need it. Make the most of a bad situation through othersPretty obvious
It’s whatever with what happened to Jax, he was a dick
>>153771675Anon you already know via Caine that this wouldn’t work. If he couldn’t mess with their mind files to fix them, it sure as hell won’t work when they abstract. Kinger himself notes they didn’t even know the brain scans worked at all because they were super tiny.
>>153771706But anon, Ted is literally the only one who survives. That's his problem. And he killed the others as a favor. The situations and character motivations are radically the opposite.
>>153771716Kinger's a daddy alright
>>153771696well that only will lead to the dumbass going back to work for viv, hope he enjoyed torturing a character that most ppl loved, goose aint no joaquin phoenix.
>>153771703"kill yourself"
>main character who goes through hell and tries their hardest to achive their goal>ends up dying or not achiving it thus all of their work is wastedI hate this shitty trope with all my heart
I'm waiting until the final die to see whether it's really true, but if it turns out this leak is right, I'm cancelling my cinema. This ending is just so retarded. Like, not even just jax, right? But all the other stuff. Caine being back because resons and then we see instagram and gangle is black and they're all hugging while jax's corpse is in a leash in the courtyard? And his entire backstory is that....he was unemployed and killed himself because of it?
>>153771742It's an inversion not a complete one to one. It's like ted just kills himself while the others are fine with where they are.
>>153771767cancelling my cinema ticket*
>>153771765They didn't go to hell. They practically just sat around until they pissed off caine and accidentally deleted him in response.Abstraction is chosen not forced onto you. Jax is a big dumb idiot that should have just chilled out and hung out with people that let him in even though he didn't deserve it
>>153771351God doesn't make endings. He gave you free will, which means you're free to stop being a shit at any time.
>>153771759wtf goose is based?!?
>>153771765but pomni is still alive?
>dragged through mud and humiliated>last moments are him shitting, pissing and crying>practically lobotomised>forced to live out the rest of his existence as a non-sentient creature treated like a stupid dogJ-Jaxbros... *cough* Not... Not like th-*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
>>153771767Not just unemployed. Episode 4 suggests he loathed the idea of being a wageslave at all. He found it emotionally draining just doing it for a single day.
>>153771813>Having a JOB???? NOOOOOOOOOO>*kills himself*>"do u rike?"
Total Jax HumiliationTotal Ragatha Victory
Haha people gave this shit so much credit for y ars pretending it's about the human connection or deep bible lore shit. In reality it's just a tranny trauma dumping about working at McDonald'sNigga just put the fries in the bag and go on a Smoke break
>>153771824Some people do be like that. And it shows us how pathetic he is too.
>>153771813Yes he hated it so much he was only mildly annoyed instead of going into a hyperrealistic and biblically accurate panic attack
>>153771842Pomni and Zooble are probably closer in that regards since they’re shown to have enjoyed doing it. Gangle and Jax are the ones who loathe it.
>>153771849This really feels so retarded. All this buildup and it's just "he didn't wanna have a job, so he killed himself. the end."That's it. That's the big thing about the character that takes up all this time and all this focus and whom the whole movie is based around.
>>153771703Life sucks and isn't fair. You can either kill yourself, be an asshole who tries to make everyone else as miserable as you, or you can get over it and try to make the most of a bad situation with others.
human!Kinger making bonzi buddies of the cast
i thought this thread would have more porn in itim also surprised nobody has gone all in and bought and leaked it
>>153771867Gangle straight up tortured him to get him to comply, and he did cause he was afraid of his boss going on a power trip. It’s what got him to start opening up to Pomni as well.
Goose worked at McDonald's and was firedProb from having tranny breakdowns when being called sir This is literally all just trauma dumping you got duped into watching PUT THE FRIES IN THE BAG
>Jax: guess gooseworx you going back to work for VIVZIEPOP
>>153771916Listen as someone who has worked at McDonalds I can understand. You won’t believe how disgusting it can be. Especially the lobby which doesn’t get a proper cleaning.
>>153771842>deep bible lore shitDon't remind mePomjesus still in my heart, at least it took "the religious symbolism means jackshit" straight from Evangelion
now i wanna see cooper appearing on a brandon rogers skit where he plays as a wagecuck that finds the vr
Ngl seeing Jax get humiliated made me want to get my shit together
>>153771529Selfish person coping by being selflessWith this reading her trying to save Jax makes sense. She's also trying to save herself, the part of herself that sucks and lowkey thinks everyone but Jax is cringe.
>>153771916Ngl I think the ending is bad but I completely understand that viewpoint. Back when I was a neet I had decided I'd just fucking kill myself outright if I ever ended up working at a McDonalds.
>>153771900someone did buy it and they showed proof of it but they dont wanna get in legal trouble so theyre not sharing it lol
even damn Night in the Woods has a better ending and it only led to one of the devs killing himself thanks to Zoey Quinn
>>153771916Thinking about it all the relationships on the show are only replicated in a fast food work enviroment where you barely interact with any of your coworker outside workhours
>>153771988>>153771954I worked at Burger KingIt's really not that bad drama queens
Is every ending to every work of fiction just gonna suck nowI can't even think of any recent ending that wasn't total garbage.
guess pomni name and her past as someone that worked on a office didnt meant shit
>>153772040i hope the deltarune ending doesnt suck :(
>>153771996yeah i saw their name on the leaks but its not because of legal trouble lol
>>153772037Theyre trans if that helps
>>153772037Then you worked at a better Restaurant. I wasn’t so lucky.
>>153772040Hifi Rush
>>153772037yeah im a bisexual man and i done arbys and a convention center concessions stand, it was chill, just got back from my new convention center job lol jax is a bitch
>>153772040when a show is in progress we can hold out hope that what we expect to be answered will be done in the future. Once it's over there's nothing left but to acknowledge the expectations didn't meet the reality.
>>153772054So this was a fucking lie
>>153772040What were people expecting exactly? Pomni would get her brain into a bulldozer and go on a rampage irl?
wair, its a cover? not even the damn og song?? glitch didnt had enough money to get the actual song???
Where's the full leak you niggers
>>153772092There's a difference between not answering certain questions and doing something very stupid.This finale is the latter.
did the other abstractions just drop to the void?
>>153772113until the actual episode drops you cant say that for sure
>>153772127like i played the leak muted while i put the song on YT, and i refuse to listen to a cover that def sounds like garbage.
>>153770069drop the video, no one is giving you 1000 dollars bro...
>>153772128nuh uh you have to be nice anon! ask again nicely
Goose wants to give life lessons when the most horrifying thing in his life was being really bored working at McDonald's because it's like mosr jobs on the planet. A lot of just being bored with downtime or busy work and sometimes dealing with a coworker who's a bit snippy is too rich.
>>153772181>the characters' life gets better when they get the InternetNow I understand why they tell writers to get some fucking life experience
>>153772181whatever jordan
>>153772171>https://files.catbox.moe/voh7r0.mp4
I genuinely can't wait for the really faggot video essays that come out saying it's actually more deep and meaningful to the average person than if Jax actually did something bad like kill/rape/whatever
>>153772236SHE'S SO CUTE AND HAPPY AND CUTE AND HAPPY AND CUTE
>>153772204>>153772181Now I don’t completely agree. There is some clear intent they’re going to work and make the Digital Circus into a proper place to live as well. We know this because they’re making a better version of the Candy Kingdom this time. So the characters who are fine doing boring work like the setup are enjoying their life and enjoying social media in their free time.
>>153772256What I can't wait is for the redditors who will reflexively defend the ending no matter how ass it is because uhhh stop being a meanie doodoo or something
What happened to bubble? Also I 100% think goose changed the script at some point. Their was literally no other reason for the blue ai shit except "fuck they guessed it too quickly" ummmm uhhh actually it's about .......
>>153772343Caine removed the Blue Ai. Thus no Bubble.
>>153772040One Piece is gonna have a decent ending just trust the plan
>>153772343bubble became blue ai purged itself from caine and fucked off to the internet
It's fascinating watching /co/ go through the stages of headcanon grief in real time; we're seeing examples of anons at denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance within a single thread.... it's like studying stellar evolution by looking at a star cluster. It's astonishing.
>>153772393>Bubble breaks the internet spinoff
>>153772116Disney ending. With Caine gone. They Truman show their way into remembering their real names and finding an exit.Or extra Disney ending. They recover Cain from the void and give him the therapy lesson turning him good. With him good now, they enjoy his adventures that he accepts their input on and the humans are free to come and go as they please. C&A gets restored as a proper successful gaming company.Show ends with new characters visiting the circus meeting Caine and whisked off onto a new adventure.
>>153771703Unlearn the American idea that every piece of entertainment needs to have a moral and interpret the work however you like.
you guys hate the ending because all your theories were decomfirmed and your favorite character got a bad ending while I love the ending because all my theories were vindicated and my favorite character got redeemed stay mad
>>153772204It's not the "get access to the internet" that you're supposed to take away from it. It's that they're content with the hand they've drawn if they can have some basic quality of life improvements and have some basic opportunities to feel useful and creative.The problem with the circus as it was was the characters were all just along for the ride, being dragged from one adventure to the next without any opportunity to do their own thing or any mental stimulation outside of the adventures themselves and their brief moments of respite in between them.If you're condemned to life in prison without parole, it sucks. But it sucks a lot less if you're in minimum security versus solitary confinement.
Thread is abstracting
if any of you guys thought they would excape the circus youre retardedheres my wordle results for today
Why do they only have a max of 5 brain scans at a time? Seems like an incredibly low number considering they are stuck there forever.
I can rest easy knowing that Ragatha is okay
Do you guys think Ragatha saw all the posts I made about her?
>>153772503The only characters that felt like they were at any sort of risk were Caine, Jax and Kinger.
>>153772437Others hate it for not aligning with their own theory. I hate it because it aligned with my own theory and failed to surprise me.We are not the same.
>>153772514She's busy filing a restraining order against you
>>153771767>Caine being back because resonsFor what the leaks have shown it seems that there is a B plot that we have not seen.
>>153772591best guess is the b plot is them trying to retrieve or reconjure a version of caine.
>>153772437I hate it because caine's redemption is stupid and the circumstances around jax's death are retarded. Not the fact that he died, but everything leading up to and after it.
>>153772397Some of the leaks were fake althoughbeit
>>153772591>>153772627Kinger did not delete caine, he restored an older version and the program purged itself as a security measure, kinger even states it "when I finally managed to retrieve caine, the floor collapsed and the computer fell into the void".That's why caine appears back in the void once the program reboots.
Jax? Too much of a PUSSY to attend a funeral.Everyone else? CHAD enough to enshrine him in comfortable living memory.Jax? HYPOCRITICAL NIGGER implies that Ragatha can only speak on a surface level.The truth? He FORBADE her from talking about his pain.Gangle? NO TEARS for Jax’s abstraction.Pomni? Here’s your goodbye HUG.
>>153772539you're mad that a story did what it set up instead of taking a left turn for no fucking reason with no set up yeah we're not the same because I like good storytelling>>153772679Jax abstraction made senseHe didn't want to be near anyone after losing people , and when that's literally all you have left and you can't distract yourself with adventures , of course , he's gonna to off himself as for caine he didn't do anything wrong up until his very justified crash out They should be apologizing to him in my opinion
>>153772730Wow so episode 8's climax is even shittier now
alright no more leaks see you guys later
>>153772732Gangle did in fact cried after Jax's abstraction. It's after the scene, where Zooble takes him on a leash to the tent
>>153771070>Gangle crieslmao why he was a massive dick and deserved to die
>>153772787if you got 1k to kill there are certainly more leaks
>>153772719>Denial
I know on a moral level I'm supposed to care that Jax is dead but truthfully I really couldn't give a shit.He was insanely unlikable, even as someone who likes asshole characters. He never did it in a way that was charismatic or charming, nor did he get enough development outside of that early on for me to give a shit when they dump all the exposition about him.I can't even say I'm GLAD he died as if I disliked his character. He was just. So. Painfully. BORING.
>>153772987same. he's an evil piece of shit and i'm supposed to care he killed himself? why????
>>153772987Okay Gangle
The ending isn't even bad we don't even know everything that happened yet. You're forming opinions on bits and pieces of the story instead of the whole.
>>153773028I can't even give him the honor of calling him an "evil piece of shit", he's just a dick. Kind of an aggressive dickhead at most, that's about it.It's not unique. They never did anything with it outside of the most basic: "he pushes them", "he punches them", "he shoots them".His character for most of the show is to act as a vessel to employ physical abuse comedy and be yelled at by other characters when he does it.Then in the later half do they start trying to be like "ooooh but he's actually a poor tortured soul", and I'm like... Ok??? Can I go back to Kinger and see him ride the rodeo? Can I see more of Gangle? Zooble? Where's Bubble? Can Bubble get in here? ANY of the other characters whom are at least entertaining to watch???
WHERE DO I WATCH IT I'M NOT READING ANYTHING
>>153773208Should've left him abstracted in episode 7 instead of wasting time with an all your theories are wrong episode. The let 8 and 9 focus on Caine's humanisation.
>>153772397But i liked the ending from the first time i watched
>Glitch HQ>main heads are panicking because of the leaks>tickets sold steadily dropping>meanwhile gooseworks is laughing his ass off>wtf has he finally lost his mind>"all according to plan.">what>he pulls out a pendrive from his pocket>"that was only a decoy to trick leakers. THIS is the real final episode.">everyone cheers>they plug in the USB stick>most of the episode is the entire circus having a futa guro orgy>the main theme (slowed and reverb) plays as they fuck and drill holes into their heads>everyone cums and dies>hyperrealistic Caine and Bubble show up>"Now THAT was quite the finale wasn't it bubble?">"I don't like jews very much">smash to black>suddenly there's hidden cam footage of Arin "Egoraptor" Hanson being anally fucked by Ross, who's wearing blackface>"yeah RAPE MY LITTLE WHITE ASS like the feral fucking NIGGER you are!">"Jesus Arin! You're still putting in a good word at Glitch for me after this, right??">Dan is also there, disinterestly holding Arin's hand while scrolling on his phone>Goose is later found dead, without his pants, surrounded by jax plushies and with 17 holes in his head
>>153773259one of these posts has all the current leaks ctrl f catbox.moeif you go to the link on the video you can pay a guy 1k for the full thing but nobody has done it and leaked it yet
>>153772962They were dumbassThe videos are almost definitely not, but there were fake leaks.
>>153773374thank you very much
>>153772912Jax haters genuinely have 2 digit IQs or are genuinely insane.It's obvious gangle and everyone liked Jax to some degree, like an incredibly obnoxious brother.Most normal people would cry at their brothers being permanently incapacitated or dying even if he was a fucking douche at times.I'm sorry you got bullied and couldn't handle it though.
>>153773749jax seems like a stereotypical 4chan user why does everyone here hate him so much
>>153773805>4chan users hate other 4chan users>this is surprising somehow
