Roxy EditionQOTT: What would (You) do if you were in Homestuck?Last session: >>154878752
>>154903887Depends on which session? I'd love to talk to Jade and Nepeta.
>>154903901it can be whatever part of hs you want it to be
>>154903887>crosspost from last threadunofficial homestuck collection android edition port.with flash and game and eeeeeeeeverything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!source code is includedim not allowed to post it on github or anything because of copyright issues so here you go idk share it around via word of mouth if you like ithttps://u.pone.rs/acjhboix.zip>malware?reading hussie is like installing league it's basically malware already but no>>154903837i can reach out! i hope it's all working before i send it in for review. it's kind of hard to do an extensive test without literally rereading the whole comic
>>154903887>QOTThonestly? alchemyi wanna make a lot of fun objectes and armor and combos
>>154903887 violently molest the male highbloods and leave.
https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25971614-4669-7341drew karkitty on horn pile
>>154903887>QOTTStop this entire shitshow before it even happens by getting into the beforan session and unfucking it asap
>>154904145but doesnt the beforan session need the alternia session to even exist?
>>154904164Anon, the order of the troll sessions is literally implied by the names of the troll planet>KARKAT: LIKE, NOW IT CASTS THE NAME OF MY OWN PLANET IN A WHOLE NEW STUPID LIGHT. ALTERNIA? AS IN, ALTERNATE? ALTERNATE TO WHAT. TURNS OUT IT IS THE *ALTERNATIVE* TO A PLANET CALLED BEFORUS! THE PLANET WHICH CAME *BEFOOOORE* US. HAHAHA! GET IT?
>>154904265i thought the whole thing was that they did the scratch becuase karkat ectobioligy'd both sets of grubs tho? and they needed alternia for karkat to get into sgrub? unless im misremembering
>>154901092I am happy to inform /hsg/ that the chili is coming along very nicely, but my entire house smells like onions and cumin now.>QOTT: What would (You) do if you were in Homestuck?I would farm grist all day with my friends and build a cool castle.
>>154903887Come up with cool ironic ways to torment the characters
>>154903887idk probably hope that trolls dont kill me. or maybe ill do a cool weapon which deters all enemies from me.
>>154904366why are you cumin on your chili anon whats wrong with you
>>154904366you should add cocoa powder to it next time
>>154903887Garantee that Vriska fucks off and Eridan isn't a fucking incel chud by loving him. Wich gives free way to GamzeeTavKat auspitice and also nepeta will do some cool oliveblood pacifying in everybody that needs.
>>154903887Really depends I guess, where would I be coming in, am I a player or like just a person in the scenario? Most logical stuff ends in the pesterquest route but if I'm a player I wanna ascend the god tiers and try to maximize my sprite value before I ascend by throwing my corpse in and hoping I can eventually get higher power regardless of my actual classpect or aspect. It was kinda a shame the alpha session never ended up having someone fuse with the god cat from their earth.Either way I'd mainly just be trying to interact with aliens. If I become immortal I may one day even some how find a way to meet chahut bro
>>154904592I use a locally made milk chocolate to cut the acidity from the absolute shitload of diced tomatoes, onions and peppers I put into it. Super high sugar content. >>154904471That's how you get the delicious smoky flavor.Have this also, so half of the thread isn't just about my delicious chili.
>>154904733i think the spicy that gives the best smokey smell is smoked paprika. at least for me it always works in everything i put it.
tell john and jade to stop being stupid and to make out, or force them too. Ill become muse of blood if i have to. >>154904592woah who are these 2 real nice drawing anon.
>>154904733>locally made milk chocolatei miss living in Wisconsin so bad>>154904831ocs, and thanks
>>154904851dang, theres a competition for girls with long bangs around here. well i cant step down now! she a maid or a witch.
>>154904336In the most immediate sense they had to scratch it because of their countless fuck ups, though you're right on the account that the post-scratch session was the one that did ectobiology. Le groomer cueball outright says that lack of ectobiology in the Beforan session is a glitch that which acts as "the calling card" of LE.My assumption is that the Beforans could have theoretically done ectobiology but they didn't because they were causally predestined to be retarded, so in theory a retcon-tier bullshit intervention in these fucks' affairs could've stopped the team from collapsing, allowing them do their job of cloning their ancestors and stopping the glitch from occurring.
>>154904882witch of ho(p)e, ive seen your oc alot, i like her
>>154904965dang, double witch! very nice. Ill keep this in mind, i should draw your girl, might get me out of this damn art block. Haha thank you for the compliment i didn't wanna be fishing for compliments. (i need to actually draw another picture so im not posting the same one EVERY time)
making out with
Im bored, so ill post this. what do we all think of grimdorks, if you were to rate it as a ship.
>>1549052417/10nerd x witch is a cute dynamic, they really made reading act 1 fun>>154904990oh gosh, you dont have to!
>>154905265haha, i dont make promises (i am bad at keepin em), but i am always looking for things that inspire me. besides, i think its always important to spread the love of artists round here. also, yeah basically my thoughts, while the story is simple their dynamic is top tier, and is the highlight of early homestuck. its sassy yet really sweet. but quickly loses its luster as rose and john stop interacting entirely past a certain point, and rose's attention is placed on her patron troll and her brother, who she develops an even better chemistry with.
>>154905152Anon I want you to know I respect your dedication to lusting after this squidwoman
>>154905152Jade will
>>154905152Her eyes are so beautifully innocent
>>154905241cute and should be john first girlfriend. the sex would be really funny. rose would tease the hell out of him.
watching rise of tmnt with ellith and making her hear every single little trivia i love about ninja turtles.
If Jade were to make love to the caretaker, is it like fucking Rose again by Proxy? How far out is the rose aspect of her race before you reach the point where it’s just another night with Rose again?
>>154905401forced meme
>>154905395>why awe you so aut!st!c about th!s anon th!s !s so we!wd>also pwease take youw hands off my shouldews !ts cweepy...smth along those lines
>>154905375I like the idea of them trying it for like a month and realizing they ain't actually like that. They give me the vibes of someone who don't know the difference between a romance and a really good friendship, especially John.
Davejade if it real
>>154905479Jade being bigger than all of her friends is the best and only thing I accept. Anyone who draws a man bigger than jade is a coward and a fraud. It is my sworn duty to never do this.
>>154905479>this is what the refrance
>>154905519Based artist.
>>154905461im not touching her i keep myself really well and aware. ellith is off limits. would be nice if she wanted anything.honestly i would gladly listen to her gush about High School Musical/Glee and Wood Wlitling. why would she not listen to my turtle/comic geek autism?
>>154905697cute
>>154905697I'd sacrifice a thousand people on an altar in a satanic ritual just to bring back mihira
i like gamzee being so tall that nothing fits him perfectly, so hes always unintentionally giving us a lil’ tease.
>>154905858gamzee skelly torax and thin as fuck abdomen.
>>154905454>memeThere’s no meme, just Jade’s light through all timelines and universes, her love is even in you right now bud, even if you don’t love her back
>>154905401idk man probally.
>>154905858the clown's holes must be gaped...
>>154905581i womder what you think about black john
>>154905942are anon that prioritizes jade's hapiness over anything else?
>>154905969John "Black Excellence" Egbert
>>154905969i dont like black john, simple as desu.>>154906001no black excellence at all, lacking melanin. asian john egbert could be cute, but in the way where hes 95% mayo and like 5 percent asian. and jade is the same but she has more visible asian features.
>>154903887Embiggen Nepeta if I was a Space/Life Player.
>>154906027so you dont like black shotas? cmon now
>>154906027you get it. tho i dont mind egbert with a lil bit of tan.
>>154906074ya cant just give a doughboy some melanin and expect him to have true black excellence. its not how it works. he has to have it within his soul (korpus). I appreciate black shotas so much that i have very high standards.>>154906082egbert with tanlines hehehehe. I did a drawing like that for jade, now its his turn. *droools*
>>154905964hed benefit a lot from that.
>>154906121i need to rape this clown till his holes are numb bro
karkat ideas
>>154906129karkat is the second shortest troll, with the exception being nepeta.he has asthma so he cant train for long. thats all the ideas i got sorry hahah.
>>154905992Indeed I am and shall always be
>>154906117how and whats korpus's black excellence
>>154906121where is the uncropped version? pls?
>>154906129karkat bondage/shibari. but clothed. so i can see him struggling both by the clothing and rope friction. maybe he is already getting wet spots in his pants....
>>154906218>a low class individual larping as someone of higher status and partaking in golfing (a white sport) is the easiest slam dunk to make your character black. > korpus being black makes the most sense in his social status as oliveblood and being prone to casteist's ideology?>olive = middle class black man in the 70-80s america seems about right. He isn't at risk of being killed at a moments notice but thats about it. He still gets looked down upon by anyone with casteist sensibilities no matter how much brown nosing he does.Heres a few messages i sent last thread that explains my thought's, obviously the authors never really intended for Korpus to be black, but it just makes sense to me. They also said they dont really care what people think their characters are.but also its *totally* canon, trust me.
>>154906129Karkat distracting Terezi with a big red blanket like she's a bull, matador style.
>>154906218the way he acts. you would not get it. its in his soul. karkat has it too but for me he is indian.
>>154906274>he is indianyou take that back
>>154906246hes covered in suspiciously white fluid, thats about it.https://crewbooru.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=6583
>>154906117i mean, what characters in hs are black? its a super white comic
>>154906328nah. he is curry get over it. you know im right.
>>154906346please never cook again
I foresee Jade and the Caretaker becoming Tangle buddies
>>154906267 so, im just going say that i agree and i would like to say another pb that is black!yttris.really think about it, hes a really good boy, hes the type of black boy to go to church(which does tie into pbs religious themes) and play his piano at the choirs. hes super accepting of people and kind so hed fit right in with the others.and there would also be his white girlfriend, renity that he loves. overall the concept of a rich black boy that doesnt really care about casteism(racism) is a very nice concept to me
>>154906336true, they are all really white, any of them being straight black kinda hard to believe. not just cause they act white, but because a lot of them have influences that would say them to being depicted as another ethnicity. Like tavros being hispanic/latino/filipino.
Can I see some Big Nepeta?
>>154906394i will cook and sew and craft. all part of my keikaku.
ellith......i miss her.... its been months...
FUCK I ALMOST GOT quad 6
i put a lot of thought into this. everything is right
>>154907108apparently ellith was envisioned as a native american. which makes sense since she has a wendigo lusis. >>154907108also making a scottsman an irishman is crazy. making the southern belle a british woman is CRAZY
LMAAAAAAAO brazillian ellith. like living in neorxlas planet isnt shitty enough. hahah.... q_q
>>154907197im more surprised at australian colsla and german yttris to be honest. it should be swapped. aussie or british yttris feels better.
anon im sorry but these headcanons are wack and i dont think you have been paying attention very hard, sorry bro.
>>154907197shut up i was so damn tired of people saying these characters are x country repeatedly. i, thinking of something different for once and i get shat on
>>154907372nigga just admit you fucking suck at this, even missing mallum whos the most clear of all the pb trolls should be considered a crime
>>154907372You get points for saying Korpus is black. But the rest is wack. You gotta admit it. We all have misses sometimes, I won't hold it against you.
Imagine a Slavic Serket.
>>154907457She's either white American from a white trash state or slav.
>>154907212read brazilian as brapzilian, my brain is fried. would absolutely smell ellith’s farts though
>>154907404i know hes scottish. i dont fucking care, i choose ireland because i wanted to>>154907446man shut up i dont need your pity for the nationalities from prisoune bound characters
>>154907515>i choose ireland because i wanted to>im a willing retard that missed the whole ass point of mallum and now will double downplease read the comic again
>>154907474She's a Gopnika.
>>154907493.______________.whatever makes you happy anon.
>>154907493This but Renity’s
>>154907446and oh my god you better have the greatest explanation of all time to say that renity is not from france or that oficus is not egyptian. go ahead and prove your worthless existence
>>154907581Renity uses the French aesthetic as an accessory. She is quite literally a poser. Oficus.....ehhh she's Egyptian enough so I'll give it to ya. Just because you got mad at being called out don't mean you need to start throwing insults.
>>154907545when did Mallum go like:"yup lass, im fucking scottish."when did he say that i dont think rereading it is going to make him say that
i only know that renity is supposed to be hapa (jap and from usa) and i think this is funny.
>>154907606you said the rest is wack. of course im getting offended. cant someone headcanon things differently any more? then whats the fucking point of headcanoning in the first place if i have to follow rules
>>154907609when did ellith say "yeah im from the favelas quq"fucking retard, mallum speaks like a scott im begging you read the fucking comic with your eyes open
>>154907688It's not really about rules. But the way this works is that you can have any opinion you want. And if people disagree they will call you out on it. It's inevitable that a lot of these headcanons will be perceived as shallow and arbitrary no matter what you pick. But the ones that stuck out in particular (Irish mallum) are the ones that tell people you haven't given this image a particular amount of care, or otherwise overwrite your own desires over what's in the text. I am not innocent in this regard. Me being the biggest pusher of black Korpus is naturally a bit contentious, even Moonrunes himself disagrees with it, (not that I care).
ellith comendo vatapá com jambu.
Enough of this nonsense. Fill the REAL chart.
>>154907767NO PLEAZE NOT AGAIN im still traumatized.
>>154907758dunno what this means but i will certainly “com” inside ellith
>>154903887alchemy myself some busted gear
>>154907781ellith would love to eat this because i do it with all my love for her.
>>154907827sludge...?
>>154907725and ellith also didnt say that, so we could be both wrong! hahahaahahahahah>>154907741>the ones that tell people you haven't given this image a particular amount of careI DO. I DO CARE DEEPLY ABOUT THIS. why do you think i specifically picked ghana instead of any other african country for korp? BECAUSE I CARE
>>154907841its like a dende oil and shrimp broth based porrige. its really good :3
>>154907741and you know what? is was going to place yttris on rebublic of congo because i think hes black but i knew that anons would bug me about it endlessly so i put belgium instead. i was already holding myself back from posting harmless headcanons because of anons like this.
>>154907767
>>154907844I'll back off. We needn't argue about something so small. Headcanons are supposed to be fun, I don't want to ruin it for you with my own critisisms.
>>154907844>so we could be both wrong!except for the parts where mallum goes out of his way to speak with scottish terms PLEASE stop ignoring the clear signs the writers put into the characters speech my nigga
>>154907896exactly! you were the one insulting my taste in the first place.
>>154907904what if hes half-scottish and half-irish?
>>154907937>half-scottish and half-irishthose people combust at birth, i've seen it with my own eyes
im going to sleep im not dealing with miserable anons all night.
>>154907937nta but im decently sure either tridesert or moonrunes maade a racialheadcanon chart like that anon and he was scottish*i think* my memory is hazy
when we will see dmarko's laced panty shot.
>>154907955Don't go! Stay with me! I'm not miserable!
>>154907959yep and i think i saved it. there it goes. idk if it was them who made it but it was posted here a while ago. i think its really on point.
>>154908010jeez... mallum is scottish??? i thought he was irish!!!
>>154907992go slit your wrist open.
>>154908010wasian korpus.. how times have changed
>>154908083All it took was delusion. Literally just enough people being delusional. It's beautiful.
gn hsg<3
>>154908010This isnt accurate, I made this as a jokepost almost 3 years ago, unless its stated in the comic its up for interpretation.Have fun with headcanons tho, its not that serious
>>154908141Night anon.
>>154908010That braphog is french japanese? Gah damn, I bet the smell is crazy
>>154908157i imagined it was a joke. i even remembered how that started. someone posted a really bad human edit of hs trolls. wanted to post still because. well it felt relevant.
>>154908157its as accurate as we're getting tho right?
>>154908157>>154908188>>154908191Remember anons. Reality can be changed by being delusional enough. What if we just all believe in our hearts that Ytris is Italian. It could be real guys.
>>154908028you owe me some apologies lil bro
>>154908180I’ve BEEN saying this, her farts genuinely must be heavenly
>>154908224>Ytris is Italian.but why tho, why would you do that
>>154908247Because I can. Because Italian boys are cute. And he is cute. And also I went to an Italian cafe once and one of the men there was vexing so in also projecting that.
>>154908224mas que porca miseeria. provolone riggatone no eh?mas no piano. no piano. beeen no pianito.spaghetti.im jokin but i really should go back and learn my course book of italian
>>154908264i support this line of thought!
>>154907888whos fucking the clown? or is he just shoving foreign objects up his arse
>>154908315OBJECTS I HAVE SHOVED UP MY ARSEALTERNIAN EDITIONSUBJUGGULATOR CLUBFAYGOSOPOR PIESMUTIE BULGE
I don't have many headcanons for PB races. So I should just make up a bunch of bullshit and write a dissertation on each one and see if I can convince however many people of it. I feel people can be swayed with a decent argument and maybe a cute drawing. Ytris in a cafe apron. You guys must see the vision.
>>154908395i can smell the hypocrisy
>>154908180i thought about this and then decided to go goon since it gave me the urge too. i hope your happy anon for causing my suffering
>>154908349the hell is a mutie bulge
>>154908502goon to what even?
>>154908479yes
>>154908506Mutant bulgeKarkat penis
>>154908506karkats mutant cock.
>>154903887Kill myself with the nearest expedient method
>>154907404>>154907446you guys are kinda assholes ngl
>>154908558i though it was multiple bulges
>>154908580anon this is the thread that gets pissed at shipping and june, are you really that surprised??
>>154908349>SOPOR PIESwait is he shoving the entire bowl up where the sun dont shine or just its contents?
>>154908315taking a a smoke and fucking gamz while high must be nice and stuff
>>154908670he stinks anon.
>>154908657;)
>>154908680we love stink here
>>154908010lmaoI could fill in the rest with some random ones>Dmarko: Hawaiian>Nellie: Canadian>Colsla: Serbian>Yttris: Israeli>
>>154908779gang you cant be posting that here we are going to get wiped off the face of the planet.
>>154908779i want to suck on his balls so badly
That wasn't the right thing so you didn't see it in the first place, nothing was posted and that's how it shall stayIf I gotta take a 3 day for porn I want to post something better
>>154908519jav fart porn…
>>154908987Looks almost but not quite like a straitjacket. Sad…
>>154903887Where Roxy bush?
>>154903887>no /hsg/ in the subjectOP is a faggot
Fanventures with cute boys in them?
>>154907888>seadwellers>fragrant nooks>nepeta the cavewoman>leaning on fragrantAbsolutely insane opinions
>>154908349Thank you Brunoh Powroz, very cool
>>154907888>karkat>non hairy asshole
domming a troll
I've been redpilled...
i want to rape sollux so bad idc that with his psionics intact it's basically free suicide i need to rape that pathetic bitchy moidwhore so bad
>>154911270the only ship i like dave with and it's with the only happily married character in the entire series good lord
>>154911393aradias married?
>>154911477might as well be
>>154911337why dont you guys go rape someone that wants it and would love you, like eridan
>>154911337Why dont you guys go rape a job application
>>154911270redpill is a funny name i cant lie
>>154905152Stwong Baaad!
>>154911484
>>154911793ellith...
ellith possibly enjoying homestar runner is kinda funny.
bro go up.
>>154912895lmaaaao
do i stop with tickling art
>>154913184Do what your heart says don't stop
>>154913184do what your heart desires.
>>154911544If I raped it by showing my new workplace all my cool visuals and settings they would get too mad at people like certain former Homestuck team artists Keeping them mainly in my head right now is a merciful rape
>>154913453
>>154913461
>>154913453EB: sorry, dave, i'm going out with karkat actually.TG: WHAT
>>154913471John "Parent Fucker" Egbert Ima right?
>>154913472Good ending.
>>154913472EB: you have said yourself dave.EB: "don't date my parents"EB: so i'm going out with the progenitor of the entire human race! a cosmic parent, so to speak.TG: un fucking believable
>>154913453why doesnt dave just date egbert? is he stupid?
>>154913471i adore his smug little face
>>154913649there is a old ass fanworks sets of ot4 that is just like that. egbertsXstriders. shit was peak. Maybe i should post some of it here.
>>154913649
>>154913649John and Dave are both interested in dating Roxy and Jane if only to brag they fucked the other guy's mom
>>154905479I’m still pissed Home-Skillet was just another fan-kids adventure and not a pseudo Problem Slueth Sequel taking place in the afterlife/imagination realm. They even brought the Noncanon PS Midnight Crew with Shadow Mobster Kingpin dammit!
>>154913703he says in the drawing he bi you stupid
morning /hsg/
>>154914069not canon
>>154914042I dropped home skillet after like 150-200 pages, no amount of "OH MY COBAIN IS THAT A GNARLY 90S REFERENCE???" would have saved it from being boring as fuck
watching romeo and juliet 1968 movie. kino middle ages movie setting.
>>154914042Same guy who kept building up this dersite soldier being the same one who would become WV only for the idea to be instantly dropped with no payoff whatsoever.Kgtac is an overrated adventure.
>>154914130One of my main problems with kgtac is how the breakneck pace sometimes stops to place importance on plot lines (Cal and Hussie, WV) that seem important but never get punched upon again. When I got to the end I really thought there was going to be more and was surprised when everything was seemingly resolved.I like the adventure and what some of what it has to say but I think it being split into three “acts” was a bad plan for what could’ve been a self-contained story. Especially since the second act about a story supposedly about homestuck and Hussies other works hardly even focuses on the other works that came before. Which is why I was miffed the problem slueth stuff that was the most interesting to me was just relegated to short intermissions.
>>154914224>>154914386>WV-related subplot gets droppedTime is a flat circle
>>154914386I think it was a bit too meta for its own good in some places. The conversation on one of the convention-goers talking about “hey what if this was all an inventor’s and that’s why it’s so anti-climatic!” made my eyes roll, it wasn’t very clever and came off as a bit insecure in my opinion. There’s some other grievances i have but those are the ones at the forefront of my mind.Overall, I think it’s a alright adventure and I found it more interesting than the sequels but I think it’s massively overrated despite having some pretty good character writing. (For the most part)
>>154903887>What would (You) do if you were in Homestuck?kill davekat
Reminder that the last time anyone ever saw ipgd her last online interactions were getting humiliated.
hai guyzzzdrop femdom fighter requests for my next fic!!!
all of you are literal trash for staying here on a webcomic by a man who hates every single one of you idiots wasting their time i wish i could spit at you through the monitor DISGUSTING
my glass dildo is still broken anons...isnt anyone gonna HELP???
>>154914563Gay false pysop
>>154903926i posted an old version by mistake that had a lot of issus. oops. v1.5>automatically excludes assets folder from gallery>flash works now>can disable onscreen controlseverything should be working now. personally i'm delighted to have a proper reading experience for the uhc on mobile. https://u.pone.rs/zkujiwwb.zipas always source code included if you dont trust random anons with installing applications on your phone (as you rightfully should)
>>154914591now a glass dildo what next a wolf mask?
>>154914592idfk who you are but my fics are very fucking real and much better than whatever YOU could write
>>154914595Nobody gives a shit.
PLEASE GUYS JOING MY DISCORD!!!THE EPP DOESNT WANT TO ERP WITH ME ANYMORE
>>154914644ACTUALLY any dicks you fucking BIGOT
>is a schizo>makes other posters schizo_Eridan_ is the Heir of Schizophrenia
>>154914557Only guy can save her now
what happened to the kgtac guy
>>154914657im just making fun of him for acting like a annoying prick.
>>154914664what in the nigger babble is this can you please hang yourself already
guys im thinking about moving to north korea, what should i do?
>>154914656>>154914644>>154914642shut up faggot.
Can you at least post some images if we're going to fill the thread with schizo garbage? I need references for stuff!!!
>>154914696shut up nigger
>>154914708
damn romeo is such a freak groper and 14 yo juliet liked that? kinky shit to write huh william. already like this play even more. anyway i think this is really good and fateful to the original.
>>154914678There was this person who made gore art of an optimistic duelist hanging himself back when he had a meltdown on twitter he himself had a meltdown on discord and was kicked out of epp ever since he has been spamming on twitter that epp was a pedo cabal or something>>154914673futile,better people have tried and failed i have been at this for 5 years.
>>154914724holy sexo candied kankri.
What in the caliginous hell is going ITT
>>154914733so no one here talks about the content and gets into pissbaby interpersonal drama and then spams vaguely related images?
>>154914532*cuck davekatfify
>>154914733look man i dont have anything againts you or anything. but you notice that you put yourself in aim to be made fun of by acting the way you do, here in an anonymous board, right? what is the matter if we like to talk about homestuck and mspfa even after it is over? just take a chill pill and move on if you don't like it here. because i do.
eridan, darling, you can rest, while i post johnkat.
>>154914752I dunno someone is being a weirdo, not surprising
>>154914772can he touch karkats buttheterosexually ofc
>>154914776i find it really funny how theres two eridans in the thread
>>154914666I will make my robots say extremely misogynistic things and then move on to courting alien women
>>154914752>this nigger does not what epp is
>>154914808I find it even funnier that I left for a bit and then this one cropped up
>>154914811can you make a baby with _Eridan_ so the best lolcow can be born thx
>>154914824how ashy are your negro hands eridan?
>>154914752past, future and current eridan are schizoing out in the group memo
>>154914830why yes i love johndave too yum yumyum
>>154914668Life issues I assume, I remember a screenshot from a discord confirming this but I don’t have it on me. That and the gradually disinterest with mspa in general, which was probably because of how big and ambitious his scope was for his projects that never came to be.
I STILL WANT TO SEE DMARKO PRETTY WHITE LACED PANTIES!!
>>154914668He made a classic mistake of making a sburbventureSburbventures is where creativity and willpower go to die
>>154914878for how long have you asked this
>>154914861NO this nigger it is not life issues.>>154914668He became utterly sick of homestuck and quit forever he said and i quote "i am just so fucking sick of homestuck (mspa)" "i may post the plans i had but who knows"i cannot see wwhy ANYONE would still be a homestuck fan in 2026 good for him this was posted a year ago he has not been active since.
>>154914824Why do Caliborn fans rarely acknowledge The Felt despite them being his minions?
>>154914920>>154914903and yes that message is from the discord go search for it if you do not believe me.
>>154914920>yeah guys please believe me! the schizo lolcow!
why do so many subrbventures not just start at session entry. or right after entering the medium. and then reverse engineer backstory from flashbacks.
>>154914811is it true that _eridan_ is your sidekick and you're batman. meaning he is robin and wears those slutty page pants
>>154914913idk since yesterday. ngl i think i will do it myself. i just like to scream it here like a thrist bird on the heat wave.
>>154914626:(
Gamzee if he real
what is it called when both your crushes start fucking eachother? ntr x2 combo?? (pic unrelated)
>>154914935people like to give some grounding of the characters personality on their normal homes and lifes before they enter the game and medium. but this is not a rule to be followed. you can start on medium, like egomaniacs do, and then show some glimpses in flashbacks and what not of their life on earth meanwhile.
>>154914970we also allow cunny posting btw
>>154914970recently put up a blacked channel
by the way romeo and juliet are two freak horny teens. gosh william just wroted what he wanted and did a good job mixing poetry and freaky narrative.my blessing for you all to read classic literature. its is atemporal for a good reason.
>>154914970just ignore the staff furry rp channel okay guys
>>154914950the fuck is this anon
>>154914970the chats were i roleplay eridan femdom are public as of now but just lmk if you want in on thosejust drop a dm
>>154915006Gamzee's selfie, duhIt's clearly the clown in question
>>154914733you have been a mid functioning autist being retarded online for 5 years? geez. pick a better hobby mate.
>>154914998i love how every guy wears a collant pants with a small cog piece for protection. reminds me of gamzee and bard comic. middle age fits are so cool.
>niggercord dramaOh my god kill yourself
>>154914920You just repeated what I had already said but with more words
>>154915252are you jade or rose
I know nothing about this discord drama but I do know one thing based on reading the contents of this thread aloneif you call yourself eridan and don't use the typing quirk we should crush your skull with a cinder block on principle, that alone makes you a contemptable faggot
>>154915405ii agree
trolls without horns
Idk what happened here but I briefly considered shitting the thread up with Eridan guroDon't worry, I'm over it now
we should rename sollux as "Anonymous hacker known as sollux"
i need this
>>154914965that means you are Terezi. Ba dun Tss.
Interacting with AI helps me do expressions for my self insert.This is why gay “artists” will harass you about your skill regardless of technical achievement, they want you to benefit from their perverted form of personal artistic interaction while cracking down on any alternatives so you develop in personal expression in their way so you’re fooled into thinking gay is a good thing (since it’s all you know for this joy of creativity) as you become mentally ill, chained to the social group and your creative efforts fall apart.Before AI all I got was bizarre nonsequiturs from others so it was hard to put together expressive sequences.AI makes that obsolete by enabling pure hetero interactions about art, available to anybody clever enough in using it.
>>154914856me too, thought I love a lot of other ships too
>>154915461
>>154916316He should eat them all, HB-style
>>154916416Wow, I actually like all of these. That's impressive.
little bit of progress in this fan comic
>>154916316munchies
>>154916256Full?
>>154916416Holy shit I need to mating press Martin Toro
>>154916483Your Elliths manage to be kawaii as fuck without fail
Continued scare sequence. Bob Clampett look
>>154916880Honestly I see some resemblance here
>>154916849its one of her best qualities and weapons.
>>154916837who?
>>154917063Spell Martin backwards.
>>154917106ok gamzee.
First time reader, just got to the start of act 5.Starting to like it the same way I came to like Problem Sleuth. Jack: Ascend is kino in a way the former big flashes weren't. Feels clever, sexy.
>>154917170Yeah, Jack: Ascend is where Homestuck truly feels like it kicks off. I remember watching it a few times when I got to it, it's that good. Also you're currently in the kino zone that will last for quite a long while so enjoy the ride. Early act 5 feels like it's a build up the way acts 1-3 were but the pacing is so rapid it's hardly an issue
i should do a portrait i promissed to my friend but i really feel like drawng either meowrails or gamtav. maybe i should drinnk coffee and try to do everything tonight. at least the sketch base.
>>154917511woah this looks great
>>154917511>Nepeta's thighs mog mineIt's meowver
>>154917847i mog her tights. it begun.
>>154917511nice art, artist?
>>154917878catnipleftovers
>>154917511look at those properly trained legsequius would be proud
1 minute before work doodleNot happy!
i feel like also making a funny self aware oxnard and ellith comic... uuugh.
>>154917511that rotten clown had to have cheated somehow..
>>154918365nepeta should had come sooner. and aimed right to decapitade his head.
>>154918365Nah he's just four blood shades above herSo he's naturally stronger than her
>>154918417imagine the smell. equius sweating after gym wotkout. good lord....
>>154918421doesnt matter uncle ben, hussie wouldve bullshited the clown into somehow killing them both because fuck you
if eq wasnt so into getting dommed by highbloods, gamzee would most likely wouldnt be with us right now.
>>154918498hussie is such a hack writer
>>154914923The felt is it's own thing despite him interacting with them off screenLike we know that he enjoys talking to crowbar but we never get the actual conversation to make something of it all
>>154918660do the felt and the midnight crew appear on problem sleuth?
Jade and her Rose creation wives
>>154918627I’m sorry to say Gamzee would have killed them either way. You saw what he did to the black king, he went easy on the low bloods
>>154918724nope. read hussies book commentary, eq deliberately chose to get choked out by a musky clown with a thin piece of string when he couldve easily escaped and punched him into next week.
>>154918679Only the midnight crew
>>154916720https://files.catbox.moe/n871dt.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/chbw95.jpg
>>154918942Anon that doesn’t sound like sweaty could have won, escaped and actually beating a clown are very different things, Gamzee always wins the 1v1 plus him escaping is equally unlikely because of the while arrows to the knees. Him stalling with a solid punch ain’t gonna change he wouldn’t get that far away. Gamzee was HIM, he was easily capable of going blow for blow with Big Equis
again, read the book commentary and maybe get his cheesy clown cock out your mouth while youre at it.
>>154919085shit, i forgot to reply.
I often wonder if they’ll ever make a new green sun or give Jade back her first guardian powers in BC by becoming a personal green sun or some kind of equivalent.
>>154919227for what reason does jade need to be even more overpowered?
what does it mean to saw off a goos chunk off a troll? does it mean it is like a slave thing?
>>154919318Well she’s missing what was a big part of her, Bec hasn’t been within her any more and she’s not as close to him with her powers gone. Plus, it’s fair since she was about to rock LE’s shit before the sun went away and that jade died due to that so it’s fair retribution to give back what was stolen. On an emotional level, it’s like not being able to feel a whole chunk of yourself.Well that and I feel it might be part of why she never went ultimate, everyone else who understood ultimate self but Candy Jade but never faced the mental expansion Candy Rose got upon understanding Ult like something blocked her greater perception, then there’s Callie voicing how Meat Jade, who’s become passively stronger to narrative awareness for some reason, feels somewhat lost like she could be more and do more but isn’t really aware of what back when they were talking so she tried to take the wheel. If Jade got it back, it’s be like being the whole Jade again for the first time in years
idk why i didnt starting doing it sooner.
>>154919689forgot pic
You think Jane ever gave Jade dog treats and scratches behind the ears while they were still on good terms?
this 3d model shit aint easy. tried to model johns hair and made 4d mountains accidently
this drawing makes so so angry you have no idea
>>154920416Why are aradias clothes ripped up when shes not dead here? and that gamzee just looks sorta odd
>>154919702i will finish it tomorrow.
dont die
In Clash Royale berserker just got a hero mode whose ability causes her to slash really fast. If Homestuck had a battle game Nepeta would have a similar power>>154920601It’s kawaii
>So you don't read no Prisounebound no Drinking Problem no nothing?I don't read that faggotslop shit. I only read GOOD mspfas like sburb.exe, karkat goes to a convention, and vast error. You only read that garbage that's not even endorsed by Furthest Ring Studios!>NIGGA. YOU. HAVE. NO. SWAAAAG.
>>154921830I take offense to putting sburb.exe in the same bag as vast error
>>154921830this sucks nigger
>>154921830I love drinking problem’s art and raunchiness but let’s not kid ourselves here, there isn’t much to it in its current state and it isn’t that great writing wise
is powerlove any decent?
Blue women.
So with Bowman being the latest ex-Homestuck team member to talk about how much it sucks to work for Hussie, who do you think is next?
>>154922717Me.One time Hussie made dookie in the urinal.
>>154918365Highbloods powered by Rage have an incredible STR statI feel like people miss the tidbit where Gamzee broke Nepeta's hand when he caught it mid-air
>>154919508why is she so perfect
>>154920043>by tentabulges
>>154920293w-what is she going to do to rose
>>154921830>vast error>not faggotslop
>>154921594That implies a berserker Nepeta, or in others words, a Rage player Nepeta. Is the world ready for that?
Rage players are the biggest fucking gate keepers, not even void players hid their shit this much.
>>154921830Coal.
>>154921830that's ok, anon. we won't crucify you over it
>>154923318who the fuck is we, I'm going to Home Depot right now to get some wood
>>154923329oh... oh dear
>>154923950why she gold.
>>154923480>KanayakatSadly I would
good morning hsg!!!
Morning thought
>>154924318
>>154922910https://files.catbox.moe/zqovz0.webmthis
>>154925326>EB: why is it an unopened bottle of fanta?>TT: Surprise factor.
>>154925311fucking kyute
>>154925339>unopenedDirk's virginal bottle...
After 2 years of ambiguity, the Heinoustuck rewrite is officially dead. The author went to college, became homeless, transition from male to female, and his PC with the Heinoustuck assets exploded.https://mspfa.com/?s=44425&p=197>inb4 who cares?I did, at one point.
why is heinoustuck always fucking DEAD
>>154925769holy hack, might as well not say anythingcouldve give the hdd to someone i doubt the battery dying killed it
Developing effects for my webcomic
>>154925769and how is being homeless somehow their fault
like why does NOBODY want to do heinoustuck?? like they all rewrite shit just to never enter the fucking medium or go a little bit further into the game??
>>154925888I didn't say that.
>>154905820This made me do a big lol
>>154916316DO NOT EAT THE CRUXITE
>>154925916because its fucking boring and has nothing interesting to it except the character designs
>>154925850fucking yes. HELL FUCKING YES. SWAG!!!!
heinoustuck discussion reminds me, is sburb.exe actually horror? ive read it a little but it was mostly just heehoofunnies, which is fun in its own right but i wanna read something actually horrory in this format for once
>>154926106it does references on flick b horror movies here and there, specially because of the webcomic's MC Abby be a fan of this type of media. So her Medium Land and herself have a lot of horror-ish themes. But the whole comic Sburb.exe is way more than that actually.there is actual LOUD And Flashy jumpscares here and there. I wont tell you where tho. have fun :)
>>154925978like no sburb concepts or anything? or about jack noir archagents or anything?
>>154919419nobody responded. i will assume its a slave thing.
you guys better be funny and productive today. or else.
>>154926177Anon there's no plot. Nobody thought of a unique plot for it. Once you get past the character designs, what do you even have? It'd just be Homestuck again.
>>154926233oh yeah, i was just wondering if the game was like modified to be accodomating to the monster designs. but guess not.
>>154926218im going to i promise
>>154926442yeah.
Your muscular blueblood, sir.
>>154925769Good for her but it's really funny that Heinoustuck is like a curse.
>>154926106It has a few jumpscaresPretty funny concept to use in a mspa comic
>>154926442its ok if you can't. just do what you are able to :3
>>154926528A WHOLE TABLET OF BUTTER ON THIS BADBOY GREY SKIN.
>>154925769lmao
>>154903887I’m plugging my new MS Fan adventure like my life depended on it. MSPFA 71619
>>154926980What is it?
>>154926980You can just link it normally anon, you won't get banned for that
>>154925769>on HRT nowGreat, another June fan for the dick grinder.
>>154926980Mythraic, just started up last week.https://mspfa.com/?s=71619&p=1
>>154927077ou shi
>>154925916Because nobody has any fucking idea what to do with itOkay, you start the comic with unmutilated John and spend a while trying not to turn into an abomination. Where do you go from there?
Out fucking heroes
>>154927289...maybe make weird sburb alternations because of body horror stuff... okay i got the point.
>>154927455
>don't check mspfa for like five days>sburb.exe update>my moirail is a rainbow drinker update>homestuck italiano update>PB update>and a few more, like 10 updates in totalDamn
>>154926980>>154927154Interesting premise, looking forward to seeing where you go with it
>>154927455tag yourself im the backpack
>>154927455im the headphones
i want to get fucked to death by gamzee
>>154927839Karkat...
>>154927854
>>154927897karkat likes his clowns so much
>>154927455>>154927693I'm his third horn
>>154927916im actually felling suicidal
>>154925769>become hobo>have mental breakdown>troon out and go to art schooli've seen this happen several times now
>>154927839i want to get strangled to death by the clown while he bounces on my dick crazy style, im no better than equius.
>>154928231that is an interesting one. im no longer suicidal btw.
>>154928231>im no better than equiusHey, at least you don't want to have daily erotic roleplay sessions in which you try to get a stoned clown to dom you, right?
>>154903887In a hypothetical Sburb gets introduced to our reality scenario.>make a session with all my close friends/family>fuck around with the apchemizer alot and be a lazy piece now that I no longer need to work>eventually make some kind of cool world with my friends and see if there's a away that we can prevent the new one from getting SBURB'D/blown up in the futureAnd potentially help or fuck with some of you fuckers with your sessions if I'm bored. I forced all my friends to take the classpect quiz so I'm gonna dump it here>Me:mage of light>Friend P: seer of spaceclaims he will kill any and all time players he meets, very knowledgeable of HS, usually acts as leader if N can't be bothered, actually good at scheduling things>Friend H: Knight of bloodgods most punished army man, probably would be overjoyed with the possible ways to undo all of his accumulated workplace injuries, knows nothing about HS, will make sure catholism happens in the new world>Friend M: Sylph of Lightso long as she could rope her fiance into this would be rather happy with the situation, 3rd most knowledgeable about HS>Friend P: Sylph of Voidairforce mechanic, honestly I Don't know if he'd be happy or even more depressive, tho would probably make all of us looks like retards with how well he'd be able to alchemize and build shit>Friend N: quiz resulted in lord of rage but I think he's a dirty lier and more likely to be Prince of doomhe's also the defacto group leader 80% of the time, probably be happy that the old world is blown to bits and only the family that lives with him survived, and that he no longer has job responsibilities, is 100% going to alchemize a gundamHow are my groups chances?
>>154928197jax to lily pipeline is real
>>154928268ill shape him into the best dom bottom there ever was.
i personally like my clowns submissive
>>154928275i used to know an airforce mechanic who was depressed as shit from watching his friend get asploded by a mine in an area that they were told was "fully cleared of mines" not even 5 minutes beforehand i think
>>154928371gamzee seems quite serviceable, he could be either.
>>154925769good on them for discovering themselfs
>>154928275Make yourself and your friends in the sburb session simulator and then see what that results in I'm not responsible for any examples of fucked up quadrant situation you get out of thathttp://www.farragofiction.com/SBURBSim/character_creator.html
>>154928466how about you discover DESE NUTS
Enough with sexualizing purplesLet us discuss the cuteness of Karako and how we wish to protect his smile
>>154928466This better be a troll post.
>>154925311Dam Rose is about to get double teamed
>>154928542aint this you lil bro
>>154928683his lil cal is out 0_o
what is she doing
https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25971614-4669-7341
The one night a year every Homestuck character can be raped except Nepeta
>>154928955Nepeta does the raping
need fanventure where bro goes around molesting every single character even himself
homestuck fanart in 2011 be like
>>154928817The Huss broke up with her, this is how egirls mourn.
>>154929123And it was great
>>154929162everybody seemed to shit on the anime shota john idk why. he seems funny.
>>154928955Twelfth Perapegee's Eve?
>>154929192Well, it's cause one infamous serial harasser artist has that style but more broadly it's used as a stand in for all artists whose art the neo-puritans on xitter find offensive
>>154929285Why does Karkat have such a big bossom
>>154928817she looks like she is packing a large dick somehow. but i think it is just air in there.>>154929285karkat's huge masculine man tits.
>>154929285>s used as a stand in for all artists whose art the neo-puritans on xitter find offensivenot really. its because that artist has a lot of copycats copying the style
LICKING TAVROS JUICY CARAMEL PUSSY!!!!
>>154928817Some people have spiritual experiences with hot dogsThere is an item for this in Kingdom of Loathing
>>154929285oh shit are they gonna shit on my art? uh.. i got nothing. anyway here's john.
>>154929540>Some people have spiritual experiences with hot dogsYeah, like me
>>154929590really cute :3 i love the way you did this one. so bishounen.
>>154929622underrated artstlye and i vastly prefer the bishonens... because there are no more bishonens :(
>>154929366>she is packing a large dick somehow what if she did anon? what if it was dickvri all along?
>>154929714Vri has a Pussy
>>154929714if only. hussie is too much of a pussy to hook up with someone with dick.
>>154929809my little reddits
>>154929804insane wordplay here
>>154929830imagine little lego homestuckie figures>and they and up costing 400$
>>154929831uhum.
>>154929847imagine paying instead of doing it urself
>>154929864imagine doing anything at all
>>154929864i mean not lego but clay figures
>>154929870IT IS GONNA HAPPEN!! MARK MY WORDS!! EVENTUALLY!!!
>>154929885WHAT WILL HAPPEN?
>>154929899im gonna make these little guys in clay.... eventually...
>>154929847Sorry, best you're gonna get are these brickheadz fucks
john if he was drawn like tumblr 2015 sexymen
>>154929925the little reddits?
>>154929957>tumblr sexyman in 2015Wouldn't that make him a short, skeleton-like and with a glow-in-the-dark ectocock?
new bread*thread
>>154926528Fuck that stupid faggot
>>154929967yep
>>154930007this art is so fucking cute FUUUUCK
>>154930146>>154930146>>154930146
>>154930077another faggot computer science major in the thread
>>154928275Your odds are grim. This team have great early game but no mid game and late game. Seer, Knight and Prince are very powerful early game classes: Seer and Knight excel at preventing teammates from dying, but both have the same character arc of 'man in a hole' and one it start they will be useless until they leave 'the hole'. Prince is a power house of a class starting with excess of their Aspect, but with time he turns its good qualities into bad ones to a point where it can become actively detrimental to the team unless stopped. Sylphs' role is to guide the other players so you'd think that they would solve the problems mentioned above, but there is a catch, Sylphs are terrible guides cause they misunderstand a fundamental part of their aspect until they complete 'death and resurrection' part of their character arcs and only after that they become good guides. And here is the problem, cause of Seer and Knight protecting Sylphs from death in early game they can't do their character arcs and meanwhile Prince keeps getting worse.
