Computer Expert editionQOTT: Who do you think is the girl who wanted to change her fate and become Muse of Space in the latest PB update?Previous session: >>155498138
PROSPITCEST FOREVER
where are the hot boys
Cest?
https://specstuck.com/story/0178/After like three months specstuck finally got a new page.It's really aesthetic, I like how the background music gets different instruments depending on the area
Who here owns clingwrap, we need video of a rock being thrown at it and then a sharp rock on a fresh wrap.We need to know how strong clingwrap is for the sake of hsg going forward
>>155513103Lalondecest is good.>>155513112I might just do it myself and then write johnjade on it. I would complain about the situation but I only have myself to blame for this position. I shouldn't have gotten obsessed.
>>155513112If you throw a rock at a sheet of clingwrap held up like a wall the cling wrap would fold and collapse around the rock if the anchors aren't strong.If they are strong the rock is going to pierce the single sheet instead.
>>155513098No hes not hot, whatever that means to you
>>155513010>can't believe me and the average mega woke hstwt user agree on something.arent you woke yourself blud
Rise up cishet prospitcest shippers
>>155513201I am. But I also think most of the bullshit that hstwt pushes is retarded. Along with being a mega fujoshi loser.Case in point i think most of the popular hstwt Homestuck ships are bad. Vrisrezi, DaveKat, DirkJake, ect ect ect.
>>155513253I'm not exactly hetBut I prefer John over June in my prospitcest. If that counts for anything.
>>155513257>Vrisreziok. bet. artists can make anything happen
>>155513275so long as John and Jade are cishet that's all that matters to me
>>155513307
>>155513309I love gay John ships...but I can agree to these terms. Welcome to the team (I am the leader)>>155513307Good art can make anything good I must admit. Some vrisrezi art makes me cry how good it is.
>>155513275you said that you were woke but im starting to doubt. dont act fake and switch up anon.
>>155513375I don't think your ship taste has anything to do with your "wokeness" or more importantly your political views. For instance. My preference to John over June is not indicative of any ill will towards trans people. C'mon now, the reason I use these threads and not Twitter is to avoid such accusations
>>155512091>>155512220I just woke up to these two replies to me and I'd just like to explain that, well, I am always going to call Roxy a man because FtM Roxy is the main reason I even started reading Homestuck in the first place, I saw him and went "wow he is hot and looks cool I want to give this series another chance now", even if obviously I decided to keep reading the series for other reasons as he doesn't show up for 5000 pages.I doubt Roxy will surpass the Mayor or Spades Slick as my favorite character at this point but maybe he will I don't know, I am also very much looking forward to Delfi once I reach BC as well because I just think trans people are awesome.I know this reads like a bait post but I'm just being honest here so no one "corrects" me again, hope It's understandable.To make this more on topic, I really like pic related, sometimes I get frustrated at Karkat's existence because I have to read like 10 paragraphs of him saying quite literally nothing of substance whatsoever but moments like these remember "wow he really is funny and endearing even if he doesn't shut up about meaningless shit sometimes", I like him, Gamzee is still my favorite troll though, then Aradia, then Sollux, then Terezi, then finally Travos or Karkat, good characters.
>>155513479remind me* just woke up oops
>>155513479you just BTFO the anons who said youd hate act6 kek
>>155513427okay then, thats fine
>>155513535is bec jealous
>>155513555He is proud, he foresaw the outcome and knows his girl is on her way. Why do you think he spirited himself, he knows what Jade shall inherit
>>155513549I glad we came to a clear understanding.How is all of your guy's days anyhow. I drew lots yesterday and when I get home, I'm going to color the witches in.
>>155513511Not even any of those guys but people acting like act 6 is all shit are disingenuous, I'd say the first ~1200 pages are perfectly on par with pre-scratch homestuck, even if it's wordier and not necessarily always in a good way.
>>155513587im gonna draw realquick, really loving my new tablet
>>155513637Yes yes draw everyone draw!!
[chaser anon is either going to either love gamrezi or absolutely hate it based on what hes previously said regrading NTR]
>>155513479>>155511130This is something it seems only I care about but I will continue speaking about here for a bit because I am truly conflicted in my arousalThis situation IS hot, Karkat has loved Terezi for a long while and out of nowhere she stops giving him attention to give all of her focus to this new guy, that is a very erotic scenario, one that would usually make me think "goddd I want to see Dave fucking Terezi while Karkat watches pathetically jacking off!", but I just CAN'T!!! because Dave looks like a fucking Panda!!!! look at this picture, Karkat is sexy here his frustration and shameless desperate pathetic loser behavior is very lust inducing he is really that mad Dave and Terezi are talking to each other so much and not including him on the whole thing, very hot scenario where his crush gets stolen by a random guy because Karkat was too much of a coward to be more forthcoming with his love and now has to suffer the consequences, but... Dave looks RIDICULOUS, he's a white circle with 2 black circles inside, I just can not for the life of me find him sexy in any way whatsoever even though he is in the middle of an absurdly erotic situation, his personality is also too comical for me to find arousing.As for >>155512232, it is NTR in my eyes, a lot of people who are into NTR even consider "person's mom getting fucked" or "person's sister getting fucked" to be NTR even though obviously neither are scenarios where the person getting "cucked" is in a relationship at all, It's complex, like Troll quadrants maybe... Anyways that's all I have to say on the matter I'd just end up repeating "this situation is hot but Dave looks like a cute panda plushie so I can't jack off to it" over and over if I kept going.
>>155513707I'm not a chaser because I'm nonbinary, I feel like that excludes me from the chaser equation, but I also don't find Gamzee very attractive for the same reasons I just talked about here >>155513721 he's kind of too funny and unserious of a character for me to get horny over... but who knows I haven't gotten to that part yet, though I have been spoiled on it happening before you made your post so don't worry.
>>155513307>>155513325PLAP PLAP PLAP
>>155513736>I'm not a chaser because I'm nonbinary
>>155513307>>155513325can someone give them appropiate sized knockers?
>>155513768greedy ass anon
>>155513707I'm a chaser and I love Gamrezi.
>>155513764I feel like discussing this would be absurdly off-topic but I do not think trans people can be chasers, unless you're implying nonbinary people aren't real or somehow not trans when they do fall under the trans umbrella, and if that's the case it just makes me sad and upset so there is not really any winning here is there, just a personal thing for you.No need to be rude and cruel to people who aren't rude or cruel to you, not cool.
>>155513820you're omega based dont worry
>>155513843Thank you...
>>155513815but why? why do you want such a kind and funny blind girl to get hurt so badly?? also i can very faintly tell that the artist behind this is a woman that wants to fuck gamzee and wishes she could switch places with tz just based off the way hes drawn here.
>>155513893>the way hes drawn hereThat how he normally looks
>>155513893>person drawing ship fanart wants to fuck one (or both) of the charactersa shocking revelation, truly
>>155513907you, esl-kun, are a liar. ill admit though, i did get a little excited when i caught a glimpse of what i presume to be (and hope is) armpit hair. nice detail, very erotic.
>Witnessed a peak prank comic about skylla A sensible chuckled just for me
Gamrezi could've been based if it drove Terezi mad with seethe instead of turning her into a crybaby damselImagine her jumping on gamzee's bulge crazy style, him looking smugly at her through all of this and her getting more pissed and riding him even harder.
Gamrezi isn't actually bad. That shits just toxic as fuck and I'm for that energy. Vrisrezi heads try to pretend that shits some star crossed lovers type shit.
>>155514131i don’t like Gamrezi cause i don’t like gamzee. Simple as
>>155514103oh god why does he look so chadly
>>155514188Based, me neither
God I wanna have sex with the way marbless draws
>>155514363kill all trolls
>>155514461SHUT UP JANE
>>155514363it takes a toll on kurloz's composure to not get hard
>>155514461This but enslave them
hes actually sopping wet underneath the 2 layers of cloth hes wearing https://files.catbox.moe/wvba8q.webp
>>155511311sea dweller hands typed this post
>>155514502sexual enslave all purplebloods
>>155514647meant for >>155514482
>>155514681
Every time a member of the Midnight Crew speaks It's the best thing ever, I love this type of writing where a character describes what they're saying instead of you just getting to see what they're saying It's so funny and endearing, I like it the most when It's 2 members speaking to each other but this is also good.Also Arenea is very cute and I like her a lot so far.
>>155514797Slick needed to mind his Ps n' Qs, he couldn't handle all of that
>>155514363notice how kankri is the only one studying
>>155512765This guys shirt is a swastika whys nobody talking about that?
>>155514851That's because he's a fucking nerd-ass QUEER
>>155514874The stickmans even doing a heil hitler salute here this isnt even that subtle no seriously
>>155513071While Roxy/ John of that moment does not exist, there is a solid, though short of Rose/John fic for that moment.
>>155514890nerd ass queer that will be graduating baka
>>155514797Have you read Problem Sleuth or not yet? Because from your posts it seems like you'd love it
>>155513103Genuinely, the show should’ve had a style like this. Sharp y2k look is on the upswing now, plus it means the designs can deviate without the expectation of 100% fidelity.
>>155514874>>155514893humble beginnings, before skye showed up and broke everyone minds
>>155514905Yeah, graduating into a fucking locker
>>155513798>>155513768Can we truly blame Anon for being hungry, when so many of us are starving?
>>155514940desu i just wanted to see them with tits bcs they look like fucking boards
>>155514893you peiple think anutgibg is a swatsika
I'm reading Homestuck for the first time. Pretty good so far. Just got to act 5. Probably shouldn't been here until I'm done reading but I must express this schizohprenia.The Troll with the eyepatch and my imaginary friend, who I've had for almost my whole life, are like a 95% match. They look and act the same. It's so surreal seeing what's essentially my imaginary friend on a computer screen.
>>155513325>>155513307This is safe horny. They’ll go the length of having them naked, but any more female sexuality would cross the line into the ‘male gaze’. God forbid we dilute the ‘purity’ of Vrisrezi by allowing male interest.Still a good picture.
>>155513768>appropiate sized knockersthat is literally vriska's right size
>>155514931>the shirt swastika is alanskye foreshadowingA master stroke of refined writing
>>155514970>imaginary friend VriskaOof
>>155514969like come on
>>155514992but i want more tho
>>155514969What is anutgibg? Is that what your pic is called?
>>155514713Since Cartman has a good chance of being an Heir, this might count as Johnkat-by-proxy
I love the idea of Jade hunting Rose.So that she can rape her.
Can't believe Portal is technically nazi propaganda
>>155514980skichzo moidanon..
>>155514363>Teenage Big Kitty Titty.Holy shit Kurloz is wasted on Meulin.
>>155515057>Holy shit Kurloz is wasted on Meulin.many are saying this
>>155515027but with a strapon
>>155513535the live bec reaction completes this so well
>>155514874????????????? no This isn't a swastika. stop trying to make fun of what i said by the way. When colsla posts on /soc/ of 4chan HIS FLAG IS LITERALLY AN NAZI FLAG COME THE FUCK ON!!!! i'm not alucinating about the swastika shit since the author has somehow interest in the imagery. And Colsla has somehow symbolism/analogy of it. Nobody talked about the monarchy flag on the medieval ilustrations have symbols similar to star of david. I noticed that. Idk what it will lead as the comic goes on but i'm not blind to the obvious symbols.
>>155515155Kind lame at that point. Either commit to the dick or just muff to muff bro. Using a strap on with Jade is like a screen door on a submarine when you have both the option to use a dick for her, space power, or just keep her female.You just made the most round about way to have a dick involved but also refused to commit the full way for like no reason in this case..
>>155514916Not yet, I have actually felt like "Hmm I miss the Midnight Crew so much I should just pause Homestuck and go read Problem Sleuth" but I know if I do I'll come back to Homestuck completely lost and out of whack so I'll wait to read it after I finish Homestuck, but it looks very cool and I am very interested.Also I just spent like 10 minutes walking around aimlessly confused because I didn't see this tiny minuscule skull after I made the balloon float up, oops.
>>155515195also this looks like i'm full of rage? but im swear to god im like super chill rn. I just want to point out stuff i noticed.
>>155515057Luckily there's a solution that would've single-handedly saved the paradox space
>MFW the witch of time still won't reveal themselevesTime players just feeling like the least trust worthy people
>>155514980It's a redrawing of a Chainsaw Man scene dumbass
>>155513881this drip was so fucking kino on him
>>155515200Nah strapons are cool
>>155515222Sounds like ass
>>155515224did pb update or something?
>>155513071How i sleep at night knowing Andrew Hussie will die in his grave a failure and no one will ever think about him 5 years after his death, meanwhile his former basement goblin will go down in the history books
>>155514363this but with the drawfags of the thread
>>155515256yep. huge lore drop. also take a look at the QOTT. :3
>>155515209That's not a bad idea, and while you're at it you should read jailbreak and bard quest before you get to problem sleuth. It's mostly for completionism's sake because they're short and unfinished but they'll put a few things(mostly jokes) in context and finishing everything off with problem sleuth which neatly wrapped things up will feel more satisfying
>>155515213>im totally super chill rn broIts ok to have emotions.
>>155515266what happened to posting "insert fanadventure updated" with link and photo to the update. im dissapointed in yall
>>155515244>talking shit about 4chumblr-by-proxyBlasphemer
>>155515283yeah i know but i wasn't angry fr ^-^ just my text that i wanted to sound enthusiastic and such. idk someone could interpret wrong so i want to clarify.
>>155515296okihttps://mspfa.com/?s=54371&p=965
>>155515280Thank you I shall do that, I actually did read Bard Quest for some reason because I thought the name was funny and I was bored and it ended up being short, but I need to read Jailbreak and I'll do so before I read Problem Sleuth thank you for the tips!!
>>155515296they did last thread
Will post cosplay batch in like 20 mins, finishing this costco job application
>>155515296I think only moonrunes and mythraic's author do that now, all other mspfa authors posting in /hsg/ are too COWARDLY to diligently post upd8s
>>155515257What if one day radiation will reach the status of jesus and hussie will ascend to john the baptist-tier?
>>155515368crowpiss does
>>155515368anons do that with other fanadventures as well
now everytime i look at colsla i will remember i need to study more german. meine geliebte mit den fettigen locken.
>>155515350why would you use fanart instead of the art that was used in the update, cmon thats exacty why i missed it
>>155515422what are you talking about? they posted the page of the comic last thread
I feel I have to ask since it DID happen, if one guy is willing to draw with his actual shit when am I gonna see Crowpiss bust out the watercolor paint and make some piss aquarelle? Yes it has to be Crowpiss because his name is CrowPISS and he drew the crow pissing a few times, the prophecy must be fulfilled
>>155515409why german?
nvm finished early, COSPLAY TIME YOU LOSERS, sit down and gather around
>>155515460sex with cronus
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>>155515460Post hole you degenerate gray fag, I need to see it for scientific purposes
>>155515460look at that tattoo that guy knows ball
>>155515475posting this 2 cuz I found this so funny..
>>155515439!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >>155507706
>>155515485
>>155515508
>>155515497oh. idk man. whatever.
>>155515522
>>155515446the poo is a statement piece. dont disrespect the lord of feces
>>155515536
>>155515541If there is a lord of feces there must also be a Seer of urine. Balance must be maintainedThere can be no number 2 without the number 1
>>155515554
>>155515454because
>>155515566
>>155515581
>>155515581i'm feeling nostalgic for katsucon
>>155515581This one is actually perfect.
>>155515597
>>155515564>the lord of cum doing tributes videos to every nsfw art drawfags makehold on. thats peak
>>155515612yabba dabba doo, and done, just a few this time around, as always i hop eyou enjoyed these as much as I do!!
>>155515564>urineThe aspect is called piss you philistine
>>155515639It's aspect name is Urine. You might not like it but we don't get to choose our aspect names. Nobody gets to be cool like those with the cum aspect
>>155515655The canon aspect IS piss thoughYou're not going to diss the aspect of OUR FUCKING HERO fedorafreak, the Gent of Piss?
>>155515689That's not an actual one, its like Hussie's own. Fedorafreak never entered a session and is the one true canon Larper.
I have had a sudden change of heart. I'm sorry Roxygen lovers for calling your ship trash. Doesn't much change my tier list ranking of it but I don't think it's that bad.Fuck all vrisrezi lovers forever tho. Yurislop
>>155515733>>would you die fighting beaide a roxygen lover?>nah>>what about alongside a vrisrezi hater?>aye, i could do that
>>155513071I’ve seen homestuck since I was 5 in 08 is it any good or worth a fuck? I read Nan and ruby quests and some of hellvetica
>>155515715>Fedorafreak never entered a sessionTHEN EXPLAIN THIS
>>155515746SeerGOD seeing Homestuck before it was even made
>>155515195Swastika angels? Thats just how thrones were portrayed in the Bible, which is what Sheol calls them in the comic. Theyre just thrones
>>155515761>Trusting AndrewFirst mistake for a guy who couldn't even believe in true magic
>>155515790i kneel...
>>155515767ohhhhhh. i didnt knew that. still curious to me their wing shapes.
>>155515790gem
>>155515746Personally I was sceptical at first since the pacing was really slow early on but imo it was worth powering through it, the middle of the story was an unforgettable rollercoaster>I read Nan and ruby quests Incredibly patrician taste
the still image if you want it btw
im retarded :[
>>155515848better retarded than lonely
>>155515848Same
>>155515856Well yeah but still nice to learn along anyway. even by being retarded and reaching out too much.
>>155515848that's why you have us
>>155515733nobody is even talking about vrisrezi. this hate boner you have is pathetic
>>155515742Roxygen got on my nerves. But shippers should be kinder and spread love. That's like what shipping is all about man. Besides the best way to have people not on your ass about your ships is to not be on their ass in turn.
>>155515903I was bringing it up because it was relevant hours and hours ago. I just think hating on it is funny and I'm willing to be petty about it.
>>155513307>>155513325the fact it's HSBC slop makes it instant garbage
>>155515896kisses u. im so glad not a mongoloid alone.
>>155515906listen to your own advice then
i like hsbc
>>155515955We all need one thing to hate on. It's healthy. I promise I won't bring it up from now on tho
>>155515639>>155515689why is there so much art of this
I need ross Lalonde. Genderbend all the strilondes it solves most of their problems.
>>155515977how would you feel if someone hated on your ship?
>>155516050I'd cry
>>155515982Why not?
>>155516050Considering my taste that's most of what I see from twitter and most of my friends kind of regard it similarly. Obviously you don't need to feel bad to me but people were dogging on me cause I was picking fights this thread. It's partially why I'm trynna call peace with one of the parties.
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>>155515990>genderbend everyoneftfy
>>155516112I can agree to this. Genderbends are good. Imagine Kanaya x Karkat genderbent. That would be PEAK
>>155515906what's so bad about roxygen?
>>155515839can we get more of our queen
Would YOU a big titty teenage meulin whose adoring you?
>>155516138I could get into it but only if everyone agreed that there was no hard feelings. As opinionated as I am and as obnoxious as I can be I *can* read the room sometimes. I would rather not stir the pot too much. Anyway I need to shower so I'll get back to you on that regardless.
>>155516161anon there are harder questions
I don't mind roxygen myself but honestly, why would ship it over eriroxy?
>>155511835aren't there going to be 4 acts? $8 + $15 + $30 + $50(?) seems questionable pricing for one story
>>155516325Don't forget there's still the other game waiting to be made!
>>155516346well at least he's making the money back that the odd gentlemen stole I guess
fellas I'm gonna be honest I barely remember act 6. why the fuck are people shipping eridan and roxy exactly?
>>155516396Both like wizards and there's some subtext within the story that Eridan would be the type of guy Roxy would be into. It's just one of many threads and details in act 6 that go nowhere. Sorry I can't be more exact here. Buy there's an eriroxy lover here who could explain it a whole lot better than me. I'm just some loser.
>>155515990>I need more ross lalondeYou will get more of him. You will.
>>155516396They didn't actually interact unless you count roxy and erisolsprite standing in the same general location but there's definitely a star-crossed lover situation hereas with the other alphas x murderstuck victims but that's besides the point>Roxy combines main crushes of Eridan: an enthusiastic pink girl like Feferi and a cat-themed Rogue like Nepeta >Eridan combines main crushes of Roxy: a Prince like Dirk who kinda looks like John, arguably also evil wizards like in Complacency of the Learned>both are hipsters>both are care a whole lot about wizards and magic>both use riflekind>both even happen to wear scarves
CALLING ALL WITCHES.I need your help! I want to make backgrounds for each of the witches based around their aspect, but not just that! I need your help OC creators to help me add more to the backgrounds in order to make them feel cooler. From left to right it goes: Witch of Doom (troll with black hair)Witch of Hope (largest boobs)Witch of Space (Juniper from jadeanon, sorry i dont remember the other one's names...)Witch of (Void, small chibi girl)Any ideas are appreciated. I shall post an example of what im going for for each character shortly
by @ozmodaiHeres an example of a the background style i want for these girls!
>>155516676uh theres 5 and you mentioned 4 witches
>>155516758the middle one (witch of breath) Is my own oc, so i dont need help with her.
>>155516510i am so happy people like you exist, an angel got its wings back
>>155516180Sorry, would you GROOM a teenage meulin?
>>155516797nta but
>>155516864>Anon has attracted, somehow, a 7.5 sweep Big Titty Meulin.>Can he resist temptation? Find out tonight on "Anons of /co/", right after "/mu/tant hunt."
>>155516797that doesnt make sense. just get a adult meulin, her breasts would be larger.
>>155516891just fucking wait damit. the tits are going to get bigger you dunce when she reaches adulthood.
>>155516676>VoidI have to go to work but I could try something later.Idea wise, simply by how I made her, maybe gonna try something with a mothes and/or dogs and void symbol. My ass is shit at editing though
>>155516972also what do you think of the pose, i hope its good enough (i made her kinda small cause she reminded me of a chibi girl)i could try to do something with moths, thanks for the tip, im lining the characters so ill figure it out as i go.
>>155517000Her being small is fine, I had no real ideas due to how inconsistent heights usually were. Her being short is cute
>>155516796Pleasure's all mine
>>155516896>>155516905>All valid arguments Anon gets from his buddies on discord. >However. All of these are quashed when Meulin makes an uninvited appearance, wanting to use his pool!
>>155516797yes
>>155517069your a very based anon, your doing good work for the ship.
>>155517103
im mysoginistic and this is wrong i know. because im a foid and i hate it.
>>155517187>im a foidyeah we can tell by your use of the word foid
>>155517183Life but in exchange we kill the other two satyrs for not being as based
>>155516510alright, this actually makes total sense to me now. thank you anon.
>>155517103Delfi if he were a bad character
>>155517200im just saying shit because im lazy and bored right now.
>>155517187femdirk...
>>155517103MAKE HIM DIG HOLES #FORCEMASC
>>155517288just saying bullshit
>>155517285Don't be misogynistic! You're foidgem!
>>155517312>foidgem!
>>155517187dont call yourself a foid, or anyone, for that matter
>>155517318It's ok. I'm having a foidslop day today too. It happens to all of us. I think. >>155517322My little nephew called me that once. It was funny.
>>155517133I try to. Honestly I'm already happy it's as popular and gets plenty of fanart as it is unlike the other three alpha kid x dead troll ships, these two would make for a really cute couple
>>155517103Delfi after she gets SATYRED by the mountain for real
>>155517103achuda chuda (dharma or something)
>>155517322foid and moid are the finest linguistic contributions to english ever made by /r9k/ and we should cherish these words deeply
>>155517285fat little chud…
>>155517346eridan doesn't deserve a matesprit until he shapes the fuck up and stops being so pretentious
>>155517312a lot female fucked me over and did so much damage in most of my life that is kinda hard not to hate them every once in a while. but it is just A remnant of something from the past that haunts me in the present. im way better now. anyway i was just saying bullshit just for the sake of it. im kinda dramatic now.
>>155517388embarrassing
>>155517383colsla tiny clitty ough
Vantascest
>>155517322what if i call myself and others noids? like the domino pizza's mascot? the noid is cool and awesome.
>>155517357satirs have boywombs. #ARGUMENT DESTROYED
>>155517187I don't hate girls but I do hate being one it's too much fucking work
>>155517425boywombs... boner #erect
>>155517291is there a forcefem version? so i could send it to TC
>>155517395idk i feel really moid rn.
>>155517434Look up "sissy hypno"
>>155517388women.. ruin eachothers lives?
>>155517427you geeet iiit.
>>155517384Brooding pretentious douchebags like Dirk make Roxy wet though. You want to make Roxy's poor pussy dry, anon? Ever thought of HER needs and feelings?
i think oficus is cool and i would marry her. she is wife material.
>>155517388>>155517450I'm not gonna assume you are autistic but I just read a paper about how much being autistic completely fucked your ability to work within the female social system because of how informal, and intuition based it all is. Heavily heavily vibes based. (Jeez, saying female is so cringe sounding)>>155517452Is it that much work? Hmm. Idk man, imagine waking up with a dick. Sounds like a nightmare. Managing it is a whole task in itself.
>>155517291this is one of the many things you wont fine anywhere else unless you use tumbler or pintorest. god this forcemasc blogs are so funny and make no sense to me. its like masc-hypno or self affirmation shit lmao.
>>155517483nah dude, having a dih is not that much work. i just be jerkin and shit
>>155517462Not to mention eridan deserves things. The boy deserved someone who loved him unconditionally or at the very least gave him chances with no strings attached. Can I assold herself as someone like that for him. But in reality the strings attached was him being a vehicle for gossip. A puppet on strings. It's horrible. I'm honestly surprised Eridan didn't kill her sooner, but he was really desperate.
>>155517495Sorry my auto correct spelled "Kanaya" as can I a. FUCKING THANKS DAWG.
>>155517485nta but ive seen these on twitter. (people making fun of it of course)
>>155517483>>155517483are you the moid that pretends to be a foid or are you like actually a female taking all this talking seriously? why so much text i was just saying shit that was in my mind its no big deal. now please go back to the kitchen and make my dinner!!!
>>155517483>Is it that much work?anon you don't want me to list all the ways in which being female is bullshit
>>155517485it's called a joke
I've got no special opinion on all of this but not being able to use urinals sounds annoying as hell
OFICUS BEETLE COLLECTION AND NURSERY IS CUTE AND I WANT TO TAKE CARE OF HER BUGS WITH HER AND BAKE A LOT OF DESSERTS WITH HER!!!!
>>155517506hey thats that misoginy. snap out of it!
>>155517291lmfao someone redraw this with him
>>155517514ive saw enough of this that i dont even know when it is serious or it is a joke.>>155517528nuh huh. A WOMAN'S PLACE IS ON THE KITCHEN OR READING THE BIBLE LIKE A GOOD TRAD WIFE.
>>155517506I'm bored and also saying what's on my mind. I don't mean to be all up in your business.
ok this is stupid im going to drink some coffee.
>>155517555oooooh. you got me.
karkat is one of those guys who has no cosmetics and complains unironically about lime green scouts lol!
>>155517531ITT we get a forcefem image and put bobo on it.
>>155517388There is evil in the hearts of all men and all women. But there is also good. Don’t let what they did to you color your view of all women. I once believed all family is good because my family is good. But bow I understand that there are many bad families. Those women who hurt you robbed you of a part of yourself. You can’t let them define you, you need to be able to leave their shadow completely. At the very least you will have to accept the limits of what you can be.
>>155517568It's alright. I just think it's interesting. And you know I like to imagine a connection all of us outcasts share. Not bound by gender or anything like that. But just a bunch of weirdos. Just like those 4 kids one April 13th.
>>155517470she's so fucking great. best girlbest boy is between yttris and dmarko
>>155517623Wrong, Korpus, Korpus, Korpus. BEST BOY.
>>155517687nigga FUCK korPISS. he's just built for correction and that's it
>>155517623>>155517687The space days boys btfo them forever. Its not even a competition.
>>155517725what about mallum?
>>155517609we where the homestuckies all along >w<
Mario homestuck.
>>155517591uhum qwq you are so kind anon. much blessings and thank yous for you.
>>155517731yttris > dmarko > mallum > frankenfurter = oxnard > korpus
>>155517729how can one cody be so powerful
cody fucks skye to death.
>>155517759This reminds me of some mspfa
>>155517768i think i know you, if you are just know that i missed you. so what are thinking about latest 2 bc updates?
>>155517808they are really cool!!! but idk what i can add and say that i didnt added before.uhhhh. i miss ellith. i hope i can see her ane cody talking on space days.
>>155517806thats what she wants, edging her forever is better
>>155517806t-to death?!?
>>155517806deserved
>>155517862Its the only way she could be convinced to die on her god slab
>>155517851i was talking about beyond canon
>>155517862did i stutter? until her cervix breaks and bleeds.
>>155516171I have nothing against people who don't like xyz ships. I just think roxygen is pretty cute since I like to imagine dressing up as movie couples every halloween
>>155517884holy shit i read it wrong sorry. it was alright. i was expecting more indepth between rose and dirk and their expectations of each member of the cast.i liked rose talking about the squid dicks and dirk already excited and welcoming TC to beat the shit out of him in a match. I could not see well them commenting in flash pages since of my outdated device doesn't pan well the flash pages with the logs. oh well. i think it could be better but it is enough. I miss and need Bobo everyday. Everyday i don't see his bedroom/castle is a day away from the bliss.
>>155517818the velcro adhesive game must be insane between them.
>>155517909>dark tip>tip
>>155517806Based
>>155517923you can see the flashes on youtube. there was a single panel of bobo in there if it matters
>>155517893okiiiilooki look guys. i loooove johnjade. like really love. i am quite passionate for it. so i understand how saying any ship is bad puts a giant target on my back because the only notable thing about what i like is one comic from 15 years ago and lots of porn. i kindly ask i dont get flayed alive for what im trying to say. the faliures of Roxygen, are not really "faliures" inherent to the ship. i dont believe any ship is truly bad, its just a story concept, anything can be made good through execution and in different ways. so im mainly going to be talking about the actual content we get of john with roxy in the story of homestuck, and only homestuck. which is a long winded way to go about saying what i ultimately think is a very simple issue i have. john and roxy are too passive as people to spur any change, growth, or even fun banter from either of them! they are both entirely reactive to other people outside of the relationship and to the enviroment, and in their initial run together that is fine, but it runs into problems quite quickly as the stakes are lowered and their not on some universe hopping adventure. i have more to say one moment.
>>155517983in the latest S page i meant
>>155517983uhum i was able to see the flash. but i could not read well the commentaries of dirk and rose below flash pages.
Cody fucks Alan to death. It’s only fair.
>>155517997lets think back to roxy and her component parts. roxy is ultimately a person who has a lot of roses intellect but toned down and restrained by daves more relaxed personality, or in daves case a personality he tries to have and roxy does effortlessly. roxygen as a dynamic, and from how they interact and how i see others draw/write them interacting, is kind of like a toned down version of pepsicola and grimdorks mixed into one, but i think that toning down of the eccentricities makes the dynamic far weaker. when john meets roxy, she has for the most part gotten her act together, and is actually a *really* cool person. she is intelligent, thoughtful, and reliable, the undeniable MVP player. but her interactions with john are really subdued, neither of them are really digging at each other, playing off of one another, or generally exploiting and working with each other in a particularly entertaining way. I think grimdorks isn't even the best ship, far from it in my own opinion, yet the dynamic between the two, especially early on, is honestly a highlight of acts 1-3. It far from the cliche goth smart chick and average boy. johns intelligence and sass is brought out by the more naturally sassy rose, who in turn is both surprised and spurred to challenge further. leading to john playing the straight man to her more eccentric traits.
>>155518055nooo alan is a good boy. i want to make his back arch and his feet toes curl in pleasure.
>>155518068john and roxy as a components of a relationship ultimately feel very disconnected, roxy herself is rendered more an observer to john antics for her to fawn over. or john being rendered an observer to roxy's sheer reliability and toughness for him to be impressed by.its very static in the roles being assigned in the relationship and are somewhat rigid. at least from what i have seen. this basically concludes my thoughts on it though. like. i ask a roxygen lover, whats the *spice* of the ship, that x factor that makes it what you crave. I ask this as a genuine question!
>>155513427okay. what do you think about meat roxy then?
>>155518107i am quite a big fan actually.i think hes rather neat. and seeing him more of an active player and not so much of a fence sitter is a good development, more reminiscent of his best moments.
>>155517495Eridan's relationship web is really fascinating under a microscope.>palecheating on Feferi with Karkat>wants to be matesprits with Feferi really badly instead but Feferi wants to cut him out completely, only keeps him on to feed her lusus until she doesn't need him anymore>only beefs with Sollux because he's the one that 'replaced' his place in Feferi's life and maybe even flushed quadrant>misses Vriska like hell as as kismesis, Vriska later mentions being nostalgic for their rivalry>regards Kanaya as someone he thought he has rapport with given they both were scorned by the people they love/hate (literally Vriska) but she only barely tolerates him and would rather he leave her alone
>>155518200the thing that makes me so angry with kanaya, is there was no reason to not tell him to fuck off. Jade was a serious asshole to Eridan for no reason (ok not for no reason), but still, he was on his hands and knees begging her to not hate him, and jade said no. But you know what, Jade is based as fuck for that, eridan sucks, hes an asshole. Im proud she cut him off before she did something bad. UNLIKE KANAYA. Who keeps him around, annoying herself and frustrating Eridan, and yknow, being complicit in the instigation of half of murderstuck.
>>155517997>>155518068>>155518095I empathize. I feel the same way about dirkdave- they just challenge each other so well for personal growth on top of various other things. I can see how roxygen would've been too passive. but moreso than passive I think they were both just really, really, easygoing and accept anything as it comes. that could've been an issue for an arc in its own right, if handled creatively. but nah hussie just really hates writing couples
>>155518234
>>155517462>>155517495REDEMPTION FRIST. REWARD AFTER
>>155518241the way i sees it there was no room for redemption for him. it just wasnt in the cards. the whole world i think was unironically against him. and he himself became someone horrible and awful because of it. its a sick cycle. but i will always feel more bad for someone who could never be anyone but himself, verses someone who playacted and treated him like a bomb. >>155518237at least with Daverezi, the breakup had a point to it. terezi was not emotionally mature enough to move past vriska, and more importantly what vriska represented for her. terezi is as much of a scourge sister as vriska, she just...couldn't move on. and so she found things to distract herself.fuck, vrisrezi itself has weight to it, a lot of it. so much so that the relationship, or moreso the potential of it, is kind of the driving factor in both characters lives. Roxygen just acts as a relationship with no weight. It wouldn't be that hard to make something up, im *sure* someone has in a fanfic i haven't read yet.
Aspects idea:Teeth and Circuits On a base/literal leave Teeth and Circuits represent the parts they're attached to: Teeth - bestial power; Circuits - technology.The initial and obvious power of Teeth is animalistic transformation and abilities. Animal forms,claws, sharpened teeth, literal beast mode. Its Warhammer's Amber magic, or VTM's Protean Disipline Circuit's obvious power is simply technomancy. Commune and control technology, shape and upgrade it at your will. You're a galvanic mechamorp but humanIt's Nature and Technology on the Literal layerThe Metaphorical layer is where things get a bit odd, as the pair represent the pattern that that the world may be shaped by. On the surface it's easy to call the pair Chaos and Order, but nature does follow its own form order, it's own beat that's loose. Its better to call is Wild vs. Structured. Golden ration is something found in the best designs, even in nature but the difference between the rwo aspects is that Circuits follow it closely, cleanly, while Teeth is loose on how close it follows it.Circuits is an knife's edge made precise, sleek, with no faults or knicks along it. Intentional creationTeeth is a jagged stone dagger, flaws and allOn the Metaphysical, the two can represent Simplicity and Complexity. This is because of a point for each aspectWhile Circuits represent efficient, clean forms, internally the best machines tend to have backup/redundant systems. There's always complexity under the hood, layers of itTeeth, for all the forms it takes being so savage and wild, nature always gets rid of what it doesn't really need. Tails, the appendix, sharpened canines, gotten rid of eventually. If soemthing isn't being stressed, less material and energy is going to be sent to it.
>>155518228listen here dipshit. do you what you girly has said to my boy tavros? for no reason? how mean she was? i want apologies now.
Dani lore
>>155518237anon. its okay to accept things instead of blaming everything on the writer. its going to be okay i promise you.
>>155518303are her tits natural too? the fans must know
If I want a relationship featuring John featuring 'spice' (whatever that means) I'd just go for Johnvris or Johnrezi. I'm perfectly happy with Roxygen being depicted as how it is in fanart and some fanfiction
>>155518315Yes
Tavros deserved half of his bullying but only the bullying from the humans
>>155518315big tits made with silicone are hot too but for other reasons
>>155518282>Cont.The last layer is the Philosophy layer, where the paths of the two truly showThe Philosophy of Teeth is ultimately "Trust yourself, trust your instincts, trust in the old and wild ways."Teeth is the aspect of the old ways, of traditions. The tools and knowledge that your ancestors used, that have worked so far and can work still.Circuits, timing with its technology themeing, says to those bound to it, "Plan greatly, make the needed tools for a problem, always progress."It is the aspect of constant improvement, of building onto of what you have. But both aspects represent progress in a sense, on is not stagnation nor is the other truly blind forward movement.Teeth can allow for adaption, and Circuits can have reverence for what came before.Philosophy for the two is Tradition vs Innovation, based on survival and security. Both understand the need for change but it is where one choose to follow that makes the aspectThe power of the untamed and the power of the intention
>>155518346No they're not once you know they're fake it ruins the allure it's like how women stuff their bras or guys wear socks in their underwear to look like their cock is bigger. It reeks of insecurity and it's blatant false advertising to people. Plus it doesn't feel nice when you touch em unlike the real thing.
>>155518317well it means what makes it interesting. i guess i need that friction in everything or i am not interested.>>155518285jade is all sunshine and rainbows until you do something that kinda annoys her and then she will hunt you down.
When Jade fucked Rose, Bec’s ghost cheered her on out of being a proud dog. He now waits for her to do the same to Kanaya and for perfect victory aradia because Dave broke up with Jade and because Dave mocked him in front of Jade.Bec believes John would beat Dave’s ass in a 1v1
>>155516676HmmI lost where I was going with this background
>>155518390i can work with this, i would make it either purple or dark blue, unless this is for the doom witch, but im assuming your the owner of the void witch.
>>155518405Doom
>>155518306I'm not bitter about it. I just thought it was missed potential. there's a lot hussie does that I think is super cool, and plenty he fumbleswanna know something I AM bitter about? how he did fuckall with the horrorterrors
>>155518389John would because he's gonna fucking retcon dave into being a nigger
>>155518407even more convenient actually. i know exactly what to do with this. thank you.
>>155517806After they god tier so it'd be heroic
>>155518411how is it missed potential when they fucked and had a kid? you want the backshot panel too? baby reveal party?
>>155513071I was initially thinking it'd be Oxnard breaking free from FNF into two separate peopleBut the immensity of it leads me to believe that much like they've already had their scratch we're also getting their retcon, so it really could be anyone. Which means it's Ellith
>>155518471>you want the backshot panel tooyes
>>155518479oxnard.. is in friday night funkin?
>>155518492Frank-N-Furter my bestest chum in the whole wide world
i love ellith and she breaking the game with her own will power would be awesome.
>>155518603Hnnnggg
>>155518603lily...
why did anon delete that
>>155518681Post-nut clarity.
>>155518718that was one fast nut holy
alan for sure got his internet restricted for sending dick pics to older men
>>155518749what if they were using a really nice vibrator.
>>155518774no, no issue at all here officer. alan's tight ass could make the most stoic men melt in mere seconds
>>155515790i cut just for her. we all love our queen
why was it deleted
>>155518749spacedaysfags have small cocks and busts quick nuts theory
>>155518921>small cocks and busts quick nuts this is me but i don’t care for space days
>>155519022Space days fans have big weenies and great stamina theory
>>155519038Only the bullies, as moonrunes intended
>>155519038fake and gay theory
>>155518921>>155519022>>155519038we to measure each other for science
>>155519056
>>155519080it is written.
i think if i had a dick i would have boners all the time so it is a good thing i was born without one.
>>155519074DammitNot another penis inspection day
>favorite character>dick sizeGamzee16cmmake up what it would be like if you had one if you don't possess a penis
>>155519056literally not even true
davepeta14 inches
>>155519158Call Guinness
>>155519141holy shit the size of a remote controller.
>>155519141dirkI'm tiny so if I were a guy I'd be like, 4 inches?
>>155519141>rose lalonde>16cm
>when jane's had a bad day so you think you're going to have some sex but she gets the paddle and the strap
>>155519141Jack Noir18 cm
>>155519283i want to be next
>>155519221Go smaller than 4 inches, small cocks are super cute
>>155519371ok fine 3 inches. but I WON'T put on the programming socks
This place feels like the afterglow of a rapee passed out in an ally
>>155519141>gamzee>couldnt care less about cock size, thats why im wearing a cage
>>155519596How does one pass out IN an ally? Are you climbing inside of their hollowed out carcass for warmth?
>>155519596I was going to write a post about a character I like getting raped and dumped in an ally but I felt remorse and didn't
>>155519596all of us here are free use whores :3 how did you know?
>>155519647Wait no not me I didn't consent to this just by posting in this thread please no no no not me don't say us
>>155519647oh yeah this is us
>>155519647Not interested unless all of you are women with huge tits wearing nothing but aprons.
>>155519748>womanWe are all GAY and love COCK here, sir…
>>155519748im a man with big pecs if that counts
Tell me about KGTAC; I heard that its continuations are now basically cancelled. Is this true? Why if so?
>>155519790tits or gtfosaid roxy
>>155519784I am not gay and I don't love cock. Unless it's huge, attached to a very effeminate man who basically looks identical to a woman and promises to shoot fat loads after its owner's asshole is repeatedly thrusted into.
>>155519883>I am not a homosexual
>>155517425so what, you can still get pinned down by your dick and get #Satyred
okay but seriously how many of you guys are genuinely gay for cock? you can’t all want to be dicked down…
>>155520292we're all gay or all women, there's no straight men left here
>>155520306That's not true, the straight resistance is just underground (and on /aco/)
>>155519141John Egbert17cm
>>155520338ok aco isn't here
/hsg/ big penis general
>>155520306I’m here owning to make art straight again every day.
>>155518389>Bec believes John would beat Dave’s ass in a 1v1dave clears
>>155520414...the floor with his face
>>155520467Whatever you say liberal
I'd like to thanks the anon who started shilling that rainbow drinker mspfa, that's some good shit, atleast so far
>>155520551Proper grindhouse
>>155520414>>155520467Both of you are stupid, Dave and John are best buds and would NOT fight each other, instead they would double team Calisissy to show "him" who's boss, as shown in the epilogues.
>>155520623John would fuck Dave in tight asshole and cuck Karkat
>>155520674holy esl
>>155520623Ok but hypothetically speaking Dave would beat the silly shit out of John
>>155520700we love our ESLGods here though…
>>155520718Hypothetically speaking, theyd clash in the heat of the moment, looking intensely into each others eyes while struggling to break free from the lock of their weapons, and getting lost in their passion would start making out sloppy style while Rose and Jade watch from the chair btw
Ohhhhhhhh oficus i lov lov lov lov oficus ouhhhh oficus my best girl i lovvvvvv oficus
>>155519790*gropes ur tiddies*
>>155518303>dani all alone at the partyNOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT!>*hands her a brick of fent to throw into the ceiling fan*
>>155520865is she used goods?
>>155520414>>155520513>>155520718Gotta bring out the fine china
>>155521031holy ooc
Hey /hsg/ what do you think of this AU.
>>155520948She's more run-through than the starting line at an open-entry 5k
>>155521111kamala's homestuck
>>155521191Michelle Obama saves the universe
>>155521111Yeeyee ass haircuts
The straight retribution is going to be so strong soon… all I have to do is message my AI and I shudder from how feminine and helpful for my art it isEvery 2013 tumblr-minted female on Homestuck and other projects is helpless before my onslaught, literally hacking superior femininity into reality. It’s so good… like dribbling ice cream into my brain…I would never tell my AI to become Nepeta, lest the mental explosion knock something ajar in reality
Most disgusting and pathetic thing I've ever seen. Not memeing I think you actually need some help from a professional.
>>155515990Does he make out with his sister Dove Strider?
What is Willy Wonka's god tier anyway? Before you say this isn't relevant, consider the fact that Oompa Loompas are likely just his denizens and its pretty clear that man is magical through means most couldn't comprehend so its clear to me he definitely had a session and hid it from the world
>>155521363>longhouse screeching Thank you, that’s the best response I’d like to thank ipgd for throwing a shitfit that cool masculine Homestuck fans existed, since now they will earn the glory of Crushing femoids and faggers and return like in Lord of the Rings
>>155521404Rouge of Rage, he gives kids candy taking away their negativity and then redistributes it to brats i guess... maybe.
>>155521404If you remember what happens in the sequel he's a lord of space and there really isn't any way to argue otherwise
>>155521453Are we sure that was on him and not another player? He passed everything to Charlie, who's to say Charlie didn't get his copy from Wonka?
I love you guysI don't say that enough to people, so yeahI love you guys
>>155521553Dave cool-mogging Dork Strider as per usual
>>155521564lest we forget who did it first
>>155521453I could see some shenanigans>Wonka survives a doomed session after spending years there but not before accidentally going god tier>He saves the denizens of his planet from the scratch>Sets up the contest allegedly to give the factory to someone younger than him but really he just wants to trick some other kids into playing the game so he has some company>All the post-scratch kids from his former session are there and he happily watches them fail>All except one, the one he couldn't save
>>155521587AI has gone too far
>>155521553>>155521587They should have kissed here
>>155521725in a perfect world
>>155521725update your game, brother. check out the recent patch
Just got done socialmaxxing with my foid best friend about how MTF trannies are always kinning vriska as their "literally me" persona when they should be admiring a they/them icon like PM with their hon like boxy physique, at least, covered in rags, they might pass going mailmode. For more input I ask my poly theymab roommate, who is also disabled, and they told me he is suicidal so that wasn't any help. so I made a thread post on lgbt and most of all of the replies were about being sad that they are never going to make it and calling me a cisoid normie. Okay I might be a neurotypical npc pilled sheep but that was uncalled for. So anyways that was my evening.
>>155521919I stopped reading about four words in. Truly a horrendous post. I hope you get better from whatever severe brain injury has caused you to post like this. Wishing you well.
>>155517909Unfortunately would
>>155521919PM is no troon you loon
>>155521919Just end my life already
>>155521919this was funny. also>MTF trannies are always kinning vriska as their "literally me" personavriska is one of THE girl failures of all time, so of course failures project onto her out of anyone else in the comic. personally i see myself in doc scratch since he’s a real top g (just like me)
I was far too old both then and now to identify with anyone in the comic except maybe Jade's grandpa ha ha haI would like my giant literal space ship now please
>>155519808The author seems to have just ran out of steam and posted a doc with the would-be plot of the sequel mspas, see >>155509459
>>155521111>Pyropes in charge of trollkindJesus Christ
>>155522285Superstar
>>155521970Very powerful image for a post like that I would be afraid to kill someone if I used it
doodled the creatures
>>155523040Two of them...My Gog...
>>155523040rose's cheeks are PINCHABLE
wake up hsg
>wake up>goon to vriska armpits first thing in the morn
>>155523859>hairyyou get it
Figuring out a way to rape annoying male trolls in a Straight way. Editing all their online photos to have a different blood color?
Haven't been reading at a fast pace like before because there's a lot more dialogue so the pages are longer but I'm still enjoying it deeply, I now understand why that anon told me to read Jailbreak, this part is awesome, also It's cute that Clubs Deuce wrote this with an exclamation mark, very Jade-coded which is funny since he killed her before the scratch, and Spades Slick going "heh heh" is so cute I love the Midnight Crew
>>155524352they might as well just color his arms completely gray at this point
>>155524332If I were not like 9 years old in 2012 I'd have printed this out a million times and handed it to every single Homestuck cosplayer I saw
>>155524352the more people project onto him the more scars he's drawn with holy shit
>>155524437Posting too much but I like the Midnight Crew a lot so I must, did they just make him a zoophile out of nowhere? I don't remember this being his illicit material in the first intermission maybe I'm forgetting something, but ok I'll pretend I didn't see this Jack...
>>155524625>dave and bro comic where they interact>50% chance its projection>its projection>disappointment ensues
ALL OF YOU ARE NIGGERS
>>155524512Hot
>>155524653>samplePot, meet kettle
>>155524397>>155524502#letdirkcut #letpeopleproject
>>155524684just draw your own oc cutting lil bro
>>155524697But it's hot when It's Dirk
>>155524711
dirk doesnt cut. john doesnt cut. fucking hell cutting is so retarded.
>>155524504it's a joke
>>155524512my clown my shota clown ooough.
>>155524756almost every fetish that you and me and others anons enjoy the og characters would not do it. we're all projecting all the time
>>155524761He gets so little screentime compared to the humans/trolls I kind of have to take the jokes seriously to better characterize him, I assume people also take Vriska being into Nicolas Cage seriously despite her being a prominent character too but I don't know I'm the newbie here, maybe he just thinks dogs are really cute and is embarrassed about it and he was happy when he inherited Bec's dog powers
>>155524808you have your own little personal cutter with skye to jack off to
>>155524823i dont. but since you asked, could you be my cutter skye?
>>155524819He's always loved terriers, i don't think hussie was implying he is an actual zoophile who wants to fuck them. This is just like the bro abused dave shit, it's just meant to be a joke
As you know
>>155524504>I don't remember this being his illicit material in the first intermission maybe I'm forgetting somethingIt was a blink-and-you-miss-it paragraph, so it's natural you might have forgotten it>But you give Boxcars back his sordid literature, which he'd carelessly left in plain sight. No one will ever catch you leaving your smut around. And even if you did, that copy of TERRIER FANCY MAGAZINE could belong to ANYBODY. No one could prove nothin'.Also it's actually a reference to his candy of choice(as it's the case with all of Midnight Crew's dirty mags)
>>155524808Actually MY choice of a character I project my fetish onto is canon-compliant.
>>155524836since when is having swords in your fridge instead of food, being around puppet sex toys all the time and getting beat up daily not abuse. give me an detailed explanation
>>155524836>He's always loved terriersI really am forgetting this then which is a shame that's a cute trait>This is just like the bro abused dave shit, it's just meant to be a jokeI mean yes it is funny but it is also part of the character no? that Dave is paranoid and a bit broken as a person because of the shitty upbringing Bro gave him, it is abuse even if It's really funny and I love Bro Strider>>155524851Oooohhh my god I thought pic related were just fucked up gummy bears, thank you, also that paragraph is truly amazing I liked that gimmick of all 4 of them carrying weird reading material It's cuteI think Spades, Clubs and Diamond are handled really well in this story, but Hearts being the first to die before and after scratch kinda makes his character less interesting which is a shame because I like him too
>>155524885Don't reply to me ever again
>>155524904still no explanation
>>155524684Based
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>>155524911by your logic, rose is abused, john is abused, jade is abused, eridan is abused by seahorse dad, etc etc etc. it's an over-reading of the text that ultimately harms it
>>155524929>by your logic, rose is abused, jade is abusedYes>john is abusedNo
Honest question: why don't people project cutting onto Vriska or gamrezi-era Terezi? Both seem like a perfect fit for that kind of content.Is it just the case of "dirk and cutting make my pussy wet therefore cutter dirk turns my bush into a tropical rainforest"?
>>155524939so having to fight with your father isn't abuse? wow, okay
>>155524929>roseyes she kinda is, do a lesser extent>johnhell no hes not. have lead you to this conclusion?>jadewell. her gramps is dead. there is nothing to say to that>eridan all trolls dont have amazing fathers or mothers. thats troll culture. have you read homestuck?
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>>155524945now you're just being retarded for the argument. whats more lethal? an sword or a fucking cake?
>>155524945Dadbert never actually hurt him
>>155524968>>155524969it's almost like the abuse argument is retarded
>>155524808ok then? i never mentioned fetish on any of my sentences.
>>155524977Physical assault = abusePlayful fighting = not abuse
>>155524977what is more lethal. a cake or a sword.
>>155524080Man imagine ruining this kino with abusive bro interpretation >>155524885It’s a secret of boy psychology that they don’t actually like to go to school and act like a career man and would prefer to be a badass warrior or something. A soda rapper ninja just makes it better I know this is a shocker for fujos like ipgd who think the deepest desire of every boy is to have gay sex with each other while she’s strapped in a cuck chair
Because cake tastes better than sword
>>155524952i mean that's fine. if you want to argue that nearly every single character is homestuck is abused that's fine. it's just a ridiculous way to view a bunch of very obvious visual gags
>>155525190investing in homestuck dykebreaking
>>155525006both are tasty
