Teal editionQOTT: Which bloodtype is your favorite and what interests you about them?Previous session: >>155513071
first for best girl
Second for best boy
>>155524985MARRIAGE AND BAKING. AT THIS ORDER.
>>155524997imagine having a cute baking date with oficus oughhhhh
goofing around
>>155525008We would make muffins. Blueberry Muffins!!!!!!!!!!!
>>155525013boootiful
>>155525013>goat guy is a gazelle>crab guy is a cat>lion girl is a tiger
>>155525069did you orgasm at the sight of retardness?
>>155525069me everyday but without the ahegao or sex.
The female Guardian in TGP is pretty hot ngl
never forget what they did to him
>>155524963For me it's bronzebloods. In general they're a pretty cute and cozy bunch, and I really dig an archetypical bronzeblood personality. I'd love to own at least one.
>>155525158thats called context. do you think dave just discovered rap one day without any reason
>>155524963>QOTT: Which bloodtype is your favorite and what interests you about them?As interesting as jades are I might prefer violetbloods more. I like the seadweller shit they have going on but I also like the weird spot they're in being just below the top.
>>155525242holy larp
>>155525241>I'd love to own at least one.as sex slaves right?
>>155525253>gamzeeyou can keep it, or better yet make it literally anybody else
>>155525242anon fell for the bait
>>155525266oh no, its the better makara (ghb)
>>155525261Sure, why notBtw I'm a scorpio
>>155525312>better makarathere is no better makara!
>>155524876who’s your character of choice?
>>155525320they own all your waifus btw
>>155525382if it helps you sleep better anon
Post-canon Homestuck is like if Surf Dracula suddenly pivoted hard to being about how Surf Dracula's marriage was falling apart (he does not surf at any time and tells the audience they are bad for liking surfing). Later on a new team takes over and retards insist it's better because sometimes there are episodes where he's seen polishing a surfboard. He doesn't surf still and his marriage is still on the rocks, but there's a surfboard now.
>>155525366i dont hate black jader but this blue hair on her is uggo as fuck. If you wanna make jade black, just tone down her skin tone and leave her hair black. this kind of purple-y hue to everything just makes it look bad.
>>155525514what did you even like about homestuck
>>155525533NTA but i think the appeal of homestuck was a pretty simple adventure concept (Kids play an rpg as a coming of age story and to make a new world) that was used as a baseline to underpin a lot of bigger themes and story concepts. I.E most of the hivebent drama works because their all playing a game that forces them to all interact. Dirk is trying to do something similar, but so far the candy and meat dudes are still kind of doing nothing.Without sburb theres a lot less inherent structure to tell these stories in, and they have little ability to stand on their own.
>>155525533Sburb and the chemistry between the beta kids.
>>155525533Certainly not them standing around whining about their marriages and their struggles with bisexuality, that's for damn sure.
>>155525533Why do newgens pretend like the current state of Homestuck was how it always wasYou complain about dog dick Jade being there and they'll either tell you it's in character because Jade named a character Yiffyiff or because there were censored horse dicks one time.
>>155525614the first thing you learn about jade is that her room has furry shit
>>155525614ive learned to accept things and now i understand that dog dicks are kino
>>155525628God it's like you're a fucking parody at this point.
>>155525635>non sequitur
>>155525533All the cool stuff that was in Hussie’s work before tumblr femoids like ipgd came in to ruin it out of their childish myopia. >>155525002The squids and horses are cute but practically disconnected from the original story. The rest of the story is the product of tumblr polycule sex-and-clout living producing severe mental illnesses and nightmarish drama reflected in the characters. You have Karkat “as Big Boss,” but from the perspective of ipgd who doesn’t know anything about the male experience, so it has no cool factor on the level of Hussie’s Bro slinging around orange soda.
>>155525533god you faggots are legitimately insufferable. where did you all come from
>>155525650Because anyone sane left, dipshit.
>>155525650why are you in the homestuck general if you dislike more than 50% of homestuck
>>155525660it used to be commonplace that everyone here agreed hsbc wasn't good
>>155525614i would like to argue that homestuck has *always* had *fundamental* issues. Issues that, in the first 5 acts were easy to ignore and had little effect on the overall story and experience because of how gripping the concepts at play were, the writing of the characters being snappy and digestible but also layered and somewhat deep, and deeper intrigue as things went on. Act 6 maintains this momentum for some time, but eventually everything grinds to a halt as Hussie starts adding more and more, and less time is afforded to focus on any one thing. The pace slows down, dialogue grows longer. The issues of hussies writing show themselves with less and less to make up for it/hide them.The epilogues are the end point of such things, an almost embracing of these issues as core tenants of the writing of homestuck, and perhaps they are.
>>155525650>where did people who like homestuck come from to the place made for talking about homestuck
>>155525664All those people left because they realized it's just going to be like this, forever.
>>155525343Tavros
>>155525664people used to say this about act 6 too and they were wrong
>>155525664times change old man
>>155525664It's still the consensus, but remember that we're astroturfed HARD by the discord.
>>155525675why would you stay in a general for something you stopped enjoying? leave too
>>155525660heres how i say this. I dont *like* at the bear minimum, half of act 6. And really only the first few acts of act 6 really maintain the quality of act 5. However, i do *accept* act 6 as a part of homestuck, a story which i love. I read and reread these for analysis, to think about the story. I am even trying to do the same for HSBC (progress is slow...i have been busy, sorry guys)Its like how most of the star wars movies are dog shit, but i still love star wars.
OLD GOOD NEW BAD
>>155525667>an almost embracing of these issues as core tenants of the writing of homestuck, and perhaps they are.They aren't though. The flanderizing of homestuck's own irony is such a strange characterization of the original comic and it makes hsbc barely recognizable as a sequel.
DO NOT CRITICIZE HOMESTUCK 2DO NOT CRITICIZE HUSSIEPLEASE BE EXCITED FOR HIVESWAP 3 AND HOMESTUCK PILOT (IT IS COMING, WE SWEAR)
>>155525700?? then thats not me you're talking about. because i dont use discord and like hsbc
>>155525692what are you talking about everyone still complains about act 6 here
>>155525692>and they were wronglol
>>155525660lol you know nothing of Homestuck Generalipgd shat her pants because she couldn’t handle men from HSG following her in 2012, leading to her exploding on me too. She successfully liberated herself and Homestuck from the Patriarchy and trapped it in gay mental illnesses. >>155525692>>155525693>i grew up with garbage so that makes it not garbageCan you think of a single non-Homestuck fan impressed by Act 6+ Homestuck in any way these daysKeep talking like this and my smart rational chud brain will leave the community so the mental illnesses can take over again
You fuckers don't even actually talk about post-canon in the first place unless one of the discord mods bring it up, lmaoThis thread is almost nothing but fanventures/fantroll posting and lusting after shota Gamzee. Even all the people who claim to give a shit about it don't actually give a shit.
>>155525715I cant say i have too much of an opinion yet. Like i said, i have not fully caught up on HSBC, i try to keep my tongue held before i voice anything. But on some level i agree with you.i am trying to be as level headed as i can, as i know people can get quite heated in arguments like this. I try to speak with a love of homestuck, while also remaining clear that it always has, and...perhaps always will have these issues. It is just who hussie is. it even extends beyond hussie. Not to get too off topic but deltarune as it stands also suffers from some of hussies authorial quirks.
>>155525724no one said this
>>155525728geg gem
>beyond canon haters are sharty usershhmmm
>>155525736karnaya haters are stupid. (im biased i like karnaya)as a side note anyone here like karnaya too?
>>155525736they are 100% right about davejade what are you talking about
>>155525764You are mentally ill.
>>155525764may i ask what you dislike about davejade. i have my own issues with it, trust me i do, but those are usually more faults of fic writers/artists, rather than a more conceptual evaluation of Davejade.
>>155525755Yes
wtf happenened the thread just started and its full of retards
>>155525795A homestuck thread full of retards? Wow. What a surprise.
https://r7.whiteboardfox.com/77235896-7629-8057
I must lack a fundamental part of my brain because I could never ever bring myself to care about shipping
>>155525736>You fuckers don't even actually talk about post-canonevery time there's an update the thread blows up
>>155525773>>155525777the same way people eat macdonalds because they are hungry and not because the food is good. like just say you want the regular straight ship. just say that
>>155525807because of discordtroons kek
>>155525807>blows upYou maybe get like a couple posts talking about it.
>>155525814no, those are all of the mspfa posters
>>155525806i do not think you are lacking, >>155525811what is your preferred Jade ship may i ask, and also dave. Mostly so i can get a read on your tastes. I think Davejade is a solid ship, mainly of course because the story itself gives ample things to work with.
>>155525158tumblr impressed
I'm just saying if there's another leaked log from Hussie's discord mods and it shows they post in these threads, I won't be surprised.It's disturbingly obvious.
>>155525827you clearly were not here the last two updates
>>155525837you think HSOD is astroturfing hsg? bravo, true schizo work that i can respect
>>155525827>insert the latest S page that anons were talking about for 3 threads straight and one of them ending in 7 hours
>>155525837this, no true 4channer would like bc's wokeshit
>>155525736i rape anyone that posts twitter screencaps.count your days anon. you hole is mine.
>>155525840I was. It went back to lusting over boys and fantrolls quickly, because nobody fucking cares about your shitty sequel comic. You tried to make a thread about the update itself and it got five posts and died. >>155480999
>>155525858so if i post one just for this are you still going to do it or not out of principle. asking for a friend hehe '0v0
>>155525860The discord mods really think stuff gets permanently deleted on this website and they can just claim whatever, don't they? Lmao.
>>155525659>>155525839I NEED to feed Karkat coconuts
>>155525860KEEEEK tranners genuinely think we care about their fanfiction it's all so tiresome
>>155525858How about this one
>>155525869nevermind i dont want your hole anymore
>>155525736>Dave fictive God I hate these niggas so much but when you dismiss their bullshit now you're seen as the bad guy
>>155525736>You fuckers don't even actually talk about post-canon in the first place unless one of the discord mods bring it up, lmaoyeah, are you new to these threads? it's been like this for monthsupdate comes out, people talk about it, back to the usual /nu/-hsg bullshityou complaining about this is like whining about people breathing
>>155525885men these days are useless
>>155525883yes dude, grab the 20 year old screenshot
>>155525860>>155525874>>155525881So you're just here to bait. noted
>>155525881i really need you to talk like an adult. please. im begging you.
>>155525901your groomcord psyop sucks, leave /hsg/
Someone explain me what could these shin wrappings Maids wear here. Puttees? Kyahans? Something else? It's too specific and non maid-like to be just random design choice
>>155525899>20 year oldThis happened in June of this year. Why are you doing this?
>>155525891just treat it as normal and avoid interaction if you find it stupid which i do too, no need to be mean
The possibility that someone could simp this hard for the current Homestuck or its team unpaid is rather sad.
>>155525935lowkey i think jade (and by extension jake) sleep in the nude, or grow into that habit. idk why, i just kinda think that.
>>155525935WHY ARE YOU HERE IF YOU DONT LIKE THE CURRENT RELEASING HOMESTUCK
>>155525921have you considered they're there bcs of cool factor?
>>155525954nta but people mostly used to just talk about old homestuck and mspfas
>>155525954nta but cmon now, we can talk about the original comic and fan adventures plenty. new content is good for keeping the general alive but we dont *need* to talk about it.
>>155525952>both live on a pacific island near the equatorVery plausible desu
>>155525954>like my slop>LIKE MY SLOP>PLEASE LIKE IT PLEASE GOD VIZZIEPOP WON'T RETURN OUR CALLS ANYMORENo.
>>155525971and we talk about bc sometimes. anons be acting like its just when it updates
>>155525977very humid there yeah. even if someone like jade could build a super good ac system that keeps the climate in her room nice and cool and not to wet, i think her outdoorsy nature would override it and she would end up developing the habbit anyway.
>>155525980what is this bubble you live in
>>155525980It's so transparently desperate. It's tiring.
>>155525736>and lusting after shota Gamzeeits literally only really dedicated anon doing this that happens to also be a drawfag, i do agree with the rest of your points though.
>>155525990yeah, i think we all need to be a little less extreme right now. the thread talks what it wants to talk about and thats ok! we dont need to force everything. We can talk about BC as it comes up. even if i dont really like BC so *i* personally wont talk about it.
>>155525954>zoomer spergs out and shits his pantsYou’re the kind of lobotomite ipgd was pleased to produce: no understanding of other perspectives, no inner life, no strong mind, just another brainrotted bi-curious mental infant who will never challenge a single living soul. Just consume and look at ugly pointless people babble about their dumb drama of who assfucked who.Homestuck was very briefly a support platform for the whole webcomic community, I’d much rather focus on salvaging that than sensating my pleasure holes.
nuHomestuck can't be bad, the discord full of mentally ill teenagers said it wasn't.
>>155525999yeah i just lust after shotas in general.
>>155525990You're more than welcome to talk about it, just don't start seething and telling everyone to leave when someone says its dogshit>there's no reason for you to even BE HERE if you don't like bc!!!!!!!pure autism
>>155526018im not that anon
Homestuck's greatest contribution to the world was making Undertale, Locked Tomb, and Kill Six Billion Demons exist.And also destroying and forever ruining the author of Paranatural, which is unforgiveable.
>>155525962Yes and I'm gonna dismiss it because when trying to make a cool design for a maid, some weird shin wrappings isn't something likely to cross your mind unless you got that idea from somewhere else
>>155526018>calling things dogshit unprompted when people are enjoying itbad autism
>>155526030>unpromptedare you actually retarded? everyone is here reading the same stupid comic as you and is allowed to have an opinion on it
>>155526028>And also destroying and forever ruining the author of Paranatural, which is unforgiveable.qrd?
>>155526030>just let people enjoy things!Maybe you should enjoy things that aren't dogshit, hm?
>>155526038Zack Morrison and Andrew Hussie were close buddies and that evidently negatively effected him mentally. He went from making a genuinely cool and interesting comic to going downhill hard and losing his fucking mind. Now it's so dogshit nobody will talk about it.
>>155525158I've seen modern fans say dave listens to alt rock or some shit, this dialogue would probably fly under the radar in BC
I love all of homestuck including act 6, the epilogues and beyond canon
>>155526046Rosekitten!
>>155526059Modern fans don't read OG Homestuck.
>>155526059you'd get people defending it as really important context to meaningfully flesh out dave's fragile masculinity like this retard >>155525242
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
dave not liking rap is really funny considering how hard some people try to push black dave. maybe if you want dave to be black you shouldnt write him as being as white conservative as you can. Of course considering thats what most tumblrites are, they cant help it.
dave's abuse doesnt matter the curtains are blue everything is simple and has no meaning
>>155526075its a sequel. there is no way to not read homestuck like how would you know who a rose even is
>>155525158ok but this is pretty funny
i don't care if dave's got abused. so was half of the characters.
>>155526085In my experience the only reason most newgens aren't full on MAGA Andrew Tate retards is because they hate their parents too much to be conservative, but are still puritan as hell little shits.
>>155526086"the curtains are blue" argument doesn't really work when you're intellectualizing a joke. it's like if someone slipped on a banana peel and you're response was "wow, whoever put that banana peel down was really hecking abusive"
>>155526090The same way people used to skip to act 5.Nowadays it's them skipping it entirely for post-canon.
post cute boys.
>>155526085did you just fall for bait?
>>155526097i dont think trying to take daves abuse seriously is a bad thing entirely. In fact, in the context of act 5, the impacts of Bro's training was written really well into making him this emotionally guarded and stunted kid who had a hard time making connections even tho he really wanted them, and he couldn't express his true nature (which is being a hothead, trying to suppress it to be chill as an ice cube)act 6 kind of throws all this out the window, because dave never actually accepts himself, he just says "bro abused me" and everyone is expected to feel bad for him, but he stagnates and never grows. >>155526112i probobly should have said "the idea of" as a prerequisite. but theres no use in trying to save face now, i already screwed the pooch.
>>155526075I don't like this pic because I fumbled a girl like that in freshman year, I dated her friend instead and I found out 4 months after dating her friend that she had a massive crush on me and was too scared to say anything. I'm so so sorry Jessica, I should've loved you, you were my irl terezi and I was a dumbfuck just like karkat.
>>155526107thats a girl
>>155526097and you dont think thats what bro wants dave to think that these fights, sex puppets are all ironic?i think he also tricked you too
>>155526097if a parent did that constatly and it hurt the child yes its abuse
>>155526130imagine namefagging like this lmao
>>155526105you're just imagining people out of your head
>>155526130>groomcorder namefagging now
>>155526107https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDRFmHOa29I
>>155526125Still would
>>155526124i think dave's home-life (and his relationship with bro by extension) having an impact on him is fine and reasonable. i like that dave's relationship with fraternity, self-preservation, and his own ego are impacted by the disillusionment of his brother. i don't like that it's reframed-contextualized as a "tragic abuse story where bro was actively trying to harm dave." so yes, i agree with you A6 fucks it all up, big surprise.>>155526137>>155526141this shit is retarded
>>155526079Fat and/or chubby troll women on my dick.
>>155526170even when he's basically half-dead
>>155526171>this shit is retardedcan you give some input on why that is or you dont have any arguments?
>>155526128thats actually an good thing. girls like that will always end up as a clown niggers bbc slut no matter what path they take in life
>>155526175yeah...
>>155526180yeah, you can read the entire paragraph i wrote directly above my reply to you
>>155526153i fucking love equius
>>155526190you didnt say how its not abuse
>>155526148Just because you weren't even born when that kind of person was a thing, doesn't mean they weren't a thing. Things like 4cords used to be a fucking meme for a reason.
>>155526177PRECISELY because he's basically half-dead
>>155526201because it's a story with a narrative purpose and not real fucking people
>>155526186You missed the mark by a mile, she turned lesbian after junior year and is currently in a relationship with her lover of 6 or 7 years, I am still in touch with a friend that's also a friend of hers
>>155526171 i agree the framing of bro as a whole negative influence was a bad move. Especially because it removes all nuance from the story. Not to MENTION they muddy the water AGAIN because in the end LE was basically brainwashing bro to be way harder on dave than he needed too be. I think the best course of action would be for bro to be caring but tough, and him simply not understanding what Dave needed. this could have been enforced with dirk fundamentally misunderstanding both his own dave, and the teen dave he meets in act 6. Which would lead Dave to realize that the reason why Bro did why he did was out of a twisted sense of love. Which is far more tragic than "LE made Bro evil". You could even get into some fruedian incestuous shit with this, which hussie is no stranger too, what with how involved dave was in Bro's sexual films. Really make everything messy and muddy and "real"but instead Dave again just says "i was abused feel bad for me" and everyone feels bad for him. And then dirk basically manipulates dave the entire time he is around him anyway and dave "forgives" dirk of any wrong doing, and ends dirks character arc before it even starts, and then he turns evil in the epilogues.
thread's bad so im going to post this
>>155525990Most BC talk when its not an update is just chaser posting anon.
>>155526217dave being abused serves a narrative purpose
>>155526222she hasnt been dykebroken yet. but it will happen soon
>>155526234who said thats a problem
>>155526203no one skips to beyond canon
>>155526233I've read horse fanfics far better than BC.
>>155526234>still mad about june being canon
>>155526226>Really make everything messy and muddy and "real"Because this is what I want in my fantasy adventure story about alien children and autistic retard children fighting a time demon to make a new universe. Realistic abuse.
>>155526254alright equius
>>155526251When the deltritus kids appeared multiple anons said they were going to skip straight to them and asked if reading the epilogues/^2 was necessary, with the general consensus being no.
>>155526267Yes? what are you 15 and can't handle a story being deeper than good guys beat evil guy?
>>155526233who is that on top of dirk, jake? cause if so. it really doesn’t look like him
>>155526267This is what always got me about the whole stupid "heroism is toxic!" shit Hussie wanted to push in late Act 6. LikeThere's actual stakes going on herePeople are going to die, get out of here with your "buh buh dave wanting to be a knight and protect people is bad" bullshit
>>155526264This is more about how anons only talk about Delfi, Bobo and Meat Roxy in relation to wanting to fuck them because theyre trans. But yes, Im also mad about June.
>>155526278That’s not “deep,” it’s fanfic fodder for enlivening your porn and inject your own personal issues into the characters to be better porn puppets.
>>155526226>And then dirk basically manipulates dave the entire time he is around him anyway and dave "forgives" dirk of any wrong doingi don't really like this framing because dirk didn't actually do anything wrong to dave. he was pretty sympathetic the entire conversation and apologized for a version of himself he quite literally had no control over. but i think the entire conversation is kind of poorly written, so i'm willing to concede it can be read a few different ways. at the end of the day i totally agree the LE reveal actively harms all of the meaningful development, and i think ultimately the conversation between dirk and dave probably should've centered more around the mythos they both had for two adults in their lives who didn't meaningfully "exist." i think that would've been a much more introspective and interesting conversation to have right before the final boss, but instead we got a lame trauma dump.
>>155526278Are you 15 and don't understand that trying to shove that shit into your story after thousands of pages of it not being that is jarring and at total thematic odds with the rest of your comic?
>>155526298But shoving aliens into it isn't?
>>155526267i mean, i laid out that whole sexually charged and incestuous stuff as a seperate add on you *could* do but didn't need to. Like, i think a lot of that stuff is interesting narratively. Just like how all the subtext of how Vriska is basically trying so hard to be a rapist like her ancestor. Or whatever the fuck is going on between rose and dave. Homestuck deals a lot with sexuality, its not out of the blue to muse about possibilities in that area. But the main suggestion had more to do with the physical toiling and how that effects someone. Not just "abuse" but also Bro's way of life and how that effected someone like dave, who is fundamentally incompatible with it. Not just "muh abuse"But just how living the life of a hero isn't what dave needs to be ironically a hero. Dave is at his best as a normal kid who is doing the sacrifice play when it matters, not someone who is always trying to conquer and control, like a *prince* would. >>155526294homestuck capitalizing on the concept it itself introduced??? your talking crazy anon.
>>155526280john
idk what's going on
>>155526310That's the best you can come up with? That doesn't even work for the argument you're trying to make. Act 1 ends with a meteor blowing up a neighborhood and John getting teleported to a space dimension.
>>155526288talking about trans characters and mentioning the fact that they are, indeed trans because that is a part of the character isnt a bad thing
>>155526310Yes, that's correct.
I have to believe that these people are shills because I can't believe someone is, legitimately, so stupid they'd defend the later parts of Homestuck.
fuck complaining about chasers. the only thing yall care about terezi is how fat her ass or tits are in fanart and thats it. but you guys are not ready for that conversation yet.
>>155526359Incorrect, I prefer Jade's fat tits.
Everything after game over is a lie
dave and bro/dirk stuff is shit because that and the davekat sexuality stuff replaces the writing of his quest, his classpect, and his relationships with davesprite and rose that were all much better handled and resonated the deepest with dave's character without it forcing itself incredibly hard to be relatable. the writing dave gets after the retcon always felt like fanfiction to me, I really don't understand how people entertain it seriously.
>>155526359we could talk about her dependency issues, her lack of emotional commitment due to her stubbornness, her general unwillingness to fully hold herself accountable for her own actions, or how she contradicts all of the previously mentioned character flaws for the one person who absolutely does not deserve it, or even want it.
The comic trying to make me take Dave getting beaten during early Homestuck seriously is funny because Jade was also screwed by having to live on a shitty island for all her life, much of it only with an animal as her sole companion, and yet the way it would fuck her up if you tried to take these first acts super-duper seriously was never actually addressed. No special character study, no trauma dumping, nothing, she apparently just dealt with it just fine and hardly anyone is grabbing torches and pitchforks over thatI wonder she didn't get that treatment while fujo darling needed a srs business introspective wall of text about familial trauma caused by drowning in puppet ass.
>>155526375anons dont do that though. terezi is just for ships i guess.
>>155526372i think the only reason anyone defends it is because they love sadstuck abused faggy dave and that's it
>>155526372Half those conversations were based off IRL conversations Hussie just repurposed.Turns out when he's not got someone else to riff off of he's shit.
>>155526404while some shippers absolutely do, it's still odd to imply all of them don't account for her feelings in the matter
>>155526398>I wonder she didn't get that treatment while fujo darling needed a srs business introspective wall of text about familial trauma caused by drowning in puppet assprobably because jade didnt even have a father to begin with. bec very much is a better guardian than mom or bro. for the fact that he is a dog, he is meant to care of the owner.
>>155526398Im glad someone brought it up. as someone who relates very very very heavily to jade, it is a downright insult how much the story downplays her situation or story for the sake of making her the cutsey girl who just wants everyone to be friends and happy!its ironic because in act 5, you quickly see how her nice girl act is *entirely* a mask covering someone much more easy to anger and frustrate, *because* of her optimistic outview, not in spite of it. She tries, no, forces, others to conform to her world view and those who don't are treated with hostility. It's a shame how they never cover that side of her, or give her any pushback for the inherent bad behavior a witch can express.It just...its not fair, i think dave *and* jade should have had their stories taken seriously. :( why does jade get nothing.
>>155526418this is proof toby fox is a better author than hussie because 80% of those convos were with toby
>>155526434Because Jade had chemistry with Dave and that's bad. How dare she.
>>155526418im pretty sure hussie said that he literally only did that for like 5 conversations in the whole comic.
>>155526418i didnt know hussie taklked with someone like karkat and future karkat at the same time to write that memo. wow.
>>155526434misoginy the answer is mysoginy and always will be mysogyny
>>155526453agreed!>>155526450you see...theres a solution to this problem...if not dave....
>>155526434Jade's a sincere nice girl and that's anathema to anyone writing Homestuck.
BELL'S DUMB ADVENTURE UPDATED BITCHES RAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhttps://mspfa.com/?s=72571&p=104
>>155526469jadekat??based.
>>155526434she should consider herself lucky, she basically dodged a bullet. do you really want her to also have a "my dog abused me" conversation?
>>155526432>probably because jade didnt even have a father to begin with.Instead she had a grandpa and and she saw his corpse when she was like a preschooler, after that she had zero actual people to talk to irl If we were to take acts 1-3 super seriously, this should've had severe consequences on her psyche
>>155526466made with mematic
>>155526453Hussie could write Rose melodrama just fine, that man couldn't be bothered with developing prospit kids if his life depended on it
>>155526476I mean if Dave gets one it's only fair.
>>155526476no but i do think putting Grandpa harley under inspection for his upbringing of her is fair game. Like, i dont want him to be evil, i just want his character flaws to be shown in a reasonable way as an explenation as to why he did what he did, and further explenation as to why jade is the way *she* is. So less "my dog abused me" and moreso "my home life was a really unfortunate set of circumstances out of my control thanks to a man who tried his best but ultimately fell very short due to his own character flaws he failed to correct or account for"
people who deny dave got abused are trying to deny the fact they were also abused as children
>>155526469>over 120 pages in 10 daysdamn
>>155525830it just screams of making two people have a straight relationship
>>155526493jake ironically enough might have the most development out of all the prospit kids
>>155526508im not a davejade head, my jade ship prefrences lie elsewhere, so i cant really play ball for it. i think its cute tho.
>>155526508You think two people who constantly talked, are friends, shared interests, and spent a bunch of time together are being shipped... because the fans just want a straight ship?
>>155526476>Jade: one time bec started humping me and wouldnt stop no matter how much i called him a bad dog!!! it was awful :(Now that would be a thrilling monologue
>>155526508newgens never beating the allegations of having just skipped to post canon.
>>155526508it's almost like they were intended to be two straight people in a relationship together
>>155526529YES. 100%
>>155526538This dialogue reminds me of something similar in "EVERYTHING YOU NEVER WANTED"
>>155526544anon i have read homestuck and not even touched bc
>>155526562Touch this BBC, bitch.
>>155526529>because the fans just want a straight ship?insecure straight people do that sadly
>>155526579So if fans aren't supposed to ship something based off their chemistry or the fact that, in story, they interact a lot, what are they supposed to be basing it off of?
>>155526579but you never really said what the ship lacks. a normal average straight ship with normal average chemistry, especially in a story like this, can and does have value, and something it could have actually said.
>favorite troll>are you pro-BNWO?eridanyes
>>155526607
>>155526508Because you spend half your life on consuming pornographic fanfic.
>>155526599personal fetishes. everyone does it unconsciously
im bored and since davejade is being brought up ill post this drawing. more people need to draw dave smaller than jade, its way better this way.
>>155526636I feel like you can fit a ton of fetishes into a dog girl who can change the size of anything and a guy that can stop and travel through time.
>>155526636what makes a good ship? i still do not know what your criteria is, or what we are going off of. its really hard to understand your reasoning right now. im top tier fujo, im the first person to hate on hetslop, but idk, this doesn't seem like hetslop to me.
>>155526652>hetslopYou need to be over 18 to browse this website.
>>155526605>but you never really said what the ship lacks. a normal average straight ship with normal average chemistry, especially in a story like this, can and-try to not fall asleep with davejade challenge: 1, 2, 3 go!zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>155526660slop originated on 4chan you newfag back to the groomcord with you
davejade's kinda meh for me but it'll always make more sense than dave suddenly becoming gay for any guy just because vriska didn't die. i do not care if gay dave goes on for another decade, that shit is something caliborn forcibly implanted in dave's mind, nothing about it feels genuine.
>>155526660i think im afforded a little bit of wiggle room to use a bit of colorful language. >>155526670why are you advertising that gay ass discord so much. jesus christ. no one cares about it.
Bitches be deriding davejade as boring and then turn around and ship the homestuck equivalent of naruto/sasuke lmao.
>>155526690>troon mad people are calling out xer psyop group
All of us need to get laid.
>>155526712what
>>155526712can you avoid buzzwords for 5 minutes
>>155526254Recommendations?
>>155526701would that not just be pepsicola
>>155526747my favorite potential ship. (im not being sarcastic i love pepsicola)
I need one of you to find the source for this art for me please
>>155526701i like davejade but i think this anon is just complaining that it's a ship that lacks a lot of tension. So sasunaru is a naturally bad comparison, but yeah davejade is very similar to pepsicola
>>155526676vriska gay beam
>>155526747Davekat is Naruto/Sasuke, DaveJohn is Naruto/Shikamaru
>>155526758Disgusting fucking slampig that needs to be put in a press, never post this again.
>>155526501Dave did get abused if we rigidly apply real-life logic to what happened to him, but then you remember it's about a 13 year old boy fighting his frat boy brother-father with katanas every day, having to avoid swords in a fridge and starring in the most inane fetish porno known to humanity, and you realize how retarded all of that is.The argument about trying to put old events in new more serious light doesn't hold up on account of a good chunk of kids and nearly all trolls having a right to have similar trauma dumps but somehow we're supposed to give a shit about particular special snowflake case(and about vriska because lol of course) because dave fangirls were fingering themselves to gay pedo incest rape. We've already talked about Jade ITT, but hey, look at Tavros, he played on absolute fucking nightmare mode, and all he got out of it is a minor pep talk about low self-esteem with Jake, after which he quickly went back to being a comic relief with an allergy to his now-feline self.
>>155526759>that it's a ship that lacks a lot of tensionGood. Not every fucking character needs relationship drama as their character arc.
>>155526747Actually pepsicola is SuperBat
>>155526758the artstyle is literally how _SKIDEX draws
>>155526758IF YOU ARE A FOID LIKE THIS |CALL MEPLEASE
>>155526758my headcanon bodytype for Jade
>>155526774>relationship dramathat's not at all what i meant when i said tension. i meant a differing in ideals, goals, clashing personalities, etc. daverose is the obvious ship that has a lot more of this, but maybe some davejaders can correct me
>>155526772you have a good argument but i think I for one am in favor of everyone circumstances being given equal seriousness and consideration. However this is not an argument that every character should trauma dump like act 6 dave does. that was a mistep in writing, and a huge killer of daves character.if every character instead got the act 5 dave treatment, where it was a conflict that hung over a characters head as they actively worked forward through the plot, it would be reasonable.
DAVEKAT KISSING as they both polish John's rod
>>155526763look at this shit and tell me its not ultra slop. will be using this when i have insomnia, would sleep in seconds
>>155526814Why would you want a romantic relationship to have them constantly clashing?
I feel like even if you bring up Dave and Jade's Chemistry it leads right back to the fact that canonically Dave is the one who broke up with her even back when they tried to date before in the pre-retcon timeline. They are great friends but dating really doesn't work between them even when the story didn't shaft Jade because she was too strong.Davejade doesn't work on deeper levels even if its a cool idea, it really didn't work in its own execution and while you can force it to work or remove the issues to then make it work, its not really the same thing anymore since you've had to cut out large parts of both to make the whole thing work
>>155526825It's an edit, dumb foid.
>>155526833Davesprite*
says foid or moid = worthless post
>>155526833i feel like dave and jade both working through their issues and having major character growth and changes *because* of their relationship, and it providing a sort of life raft to be able to grow, is an appealing and worthy narrative use of Davejade.not to mention davesprite is a different person than dave.
>>155526855Worthless post.
>>155526829because tension makes relationships interesting to read about
>>155526835who said that men cant hate on davejade too
>>155526855anon. you just said it too, in your own post.....
>>155526864post.
>>155526866Compelling dialogue and good writing makes relationships interesting to read about, but Hussie can't manage either of those.
>>155526866I hope you and your wife fight all the time and when she suggests counseling you tell her no because it's "narratively interesting"
I don't know why but while davejade and davenep should be same shit by nearly all metrics, something about davenep as a romantic relationship tickles my fancy more than davejade does.Anybody know what I mean?inb4 "ur just a contrarian faget"
>>155526884yes, obviously? i don't know what your point is with this especially when i already said i like davejade>>155526894do you guys know you're reading a story and these aren't real people
>>155526897davejade if it was good
>>155526862Epilogues kinda already shut that shit down, hell even the fanventure about that OC Bell understand Dave kinda sucks at Dating her and they require a middle man just to have a quarter of any of it working which really isn't a great standing especially with how Dave seemingly always fails with women no matter how many ships he's gotten with themGotta be very real with yourself after a point: Dave was so much of a fag that Dirk believes he's one, Karkat does, he seemingly attracts but equally repels women in a relationship.
>>155526902You're more into cats than dogs.
>>155525934Genuinely why shouldn't I be mean to these people when they're larping as fictional characters
>>155526905thats kinda an untrue statement, terezi is more of a rose offshoot. she even considers rose a sexual opponent fighting for Dave's affections and thus constantly shafts her in conversation.
>>155526897what did i fucking say >>155526359 >>155526404
I just want to see Dave's face buried deep in Jade's hairy fucking snatch and that's about it.
when is the discourse stopping?
>>155526925Anon its a one piece panel tracing, how can that be construed as shipping
>>155526920terezi can smell the incest on both of them. it's marked them for life
>>155526919They're already a modern Homestuck fan. Their life is terrible, why would you make it even harder?
>>155526914see this seems like you shutting down any opportunity for Dave to be more than he is. Do you truly believe it is a fundamental aspect of daves character to be bad with women, and not a character flaw to overcome.do you believe that dave being bad with women is such a core aspect of his character that changing it would render him not dave?
Flushed and pale romance should be for happy and harmonious cozyslop with no conflicts whatsoever while all feisty drama and shitflinging should happen in the caliginous and ashen quadrants
>>155526943>do you believe that dave being bad with women is such a core aspect of his character that changing it would render him not dave?Hussie seems to believe it.
>>155526948man just stop posting at all
>>155526933>anon having conversations about the source material>REEE STOP TALKING!!! POST MORE PORN!!!!
>>155526938>Terezi was an Anti all along>She got with Dave and John just to drive them away from their sistersTruly evil
>>155526919you shouldnt be mean to anyone unless they're causing harm to others
>>155526956No, blow me
>>155526954hussie can kiss my ass, he better be ready for the jungle cause i haven't shaved in a while, fuck that bitch.(im joking by the way)
Romantically speaking i can only see Dave being attracted to WOMEN he looks or would look up to, same thing with John. Jade is too passive and not impressive enough for Dave, at some point Dave even calls her a liability when it comes to the beta kids confronting Jack Noir.
>>155526959yes
>>155526973>jade>passiveher problem is being entirely to controlling and active, not passive. this misunderstands jade. In fact, DAVE is the one with a passivity issue, since he was so whipped by his ecto daddy.>>155526963how could she....ill get her for this!
>>155526959We should do this
>>155526993heres some shota tavros
Dave wants a big strong mommy to hold him and suck his dick, that's all.To this end, Jade English would be his perfect woman.
>>155526973interesting that you capitalized women. almost like there's a much more obvious man he looks up to
>>155526925Your post is WRONG. Terezi doesn't have a fat ass there >>155526897
>>155526905no, this is. unironically too.
>>155526943Dave is the man he chooses to be, even in his given adult hood he failed to change much. He could over come it but given his choices its more like telling one person they have to settle instead of actually finding their happiness beyond that and instead relying on the other person to fix their issues and only then will things be better when the truth is they could just suck in a different way since Dave made the same mistakes time and time again regardless of the versions of him we really get.If its not working and you've tried for years, why not actually try something new to see if it works better. Dave currently has good standing with Kanaya in meat and Aradia as Davebot and they've been going the far better than the past choices. The relationship seems more like a Dave fixing situation than a Jade does much thing since the problem repeats on his side more frequently. Jade can't even get one of the few things she wants when they are together cause she can't have kids any normal way either.
EVERYONE SHUT UP AND LOOK AT THIS
>>155527020>Jade can't even get one of the few things she wants when they are together cause she can't have kids any normal way either.Hussie is a pointlessly cruel bastard.
>>155526959problem?
>>155527010John Egbert
>Hussie writes something like total shit and wildly out of character and people eat it up as gospelLmao
>>155527006now take off his lil pants..
>>155527026The weird thing is that Hussie considers Yiffy to be Dave's kid so it's not even like it's done to avoid giving Dave a kid like people claimed.It's entirely a fetish thing.
>>155527050>The weird thing is that Hussie considers Yiffy to be Dave's kid no?
>>155527020hmmmmm, well you raise a few good points. i still think they are compatible, but a lot of the circumstances in the story did in fact keep them apart, i would just argue its kind of out of either dave or jade's control. but like i said, i am not a davejade hardcore shipper. i like daverose best. and you all know what jade ship i want the most. so its hard to argue for davejade that hard, other than saying a lot of the story decisions in homestuck i disagree with already so a lot of the things preventing davejade just rub me the wrong way anyway.
>>155527036>I know more than the author does
>>155527050That's more or less the entire reason Jade did it with Rose remember, BC has Karkat entirely explain the whole thing about Jade choosing the person closest to Dave biologically down to the name she gives Yiffy being something that would appeal to Dave's sense of humor specifically. Yiffany was always a wish fulfillment kid for her in many ways
>>155527058Yes. He's talked about it in the discord and it's why he brings up the dog dick and not understanding why people put so much stock in it.
>>155527068do you think that the people who complain about dogdick daily have read a single bit of beyond canon?
>>155527019The BC writers had to add in that Davebot fingering Karkat scene in the flash specifically to sink this cute ship to fucking Atlantis. This was literally the only ship I liked for Dave since Rose until that got incest carpet bombed
>>155527058Yiffy is supposed to be Dave's kid, that's discussed in the comic and out of it. Hence why she dresses, talks, and acts like Dave and how every facet of her is actually Dave instead of Rose.Rose was, in fact, just a passionless surrogate. Still cheating, still retarded, and even more retarded because JadeRose shippers get fucked over now too.
>>155527065authors can make bad writing choices that are worthy of criticism anon
This is how all you STUPID ASS niggers reacted when andrew fuck lips shat in your mouth in 2016 How can one fandom be so utterly fucked and cucked? Imagine if Toby or Scott Cawthon did something like this? The internet would clown on them forever
>>155527099Rose is the rebellious one (until she kinda stops that I guess)
>>155527106Buddy everyone that hated the ending (the majority) left long ago.People need to understand the only people still here are ones willing to put up with retardation, because we're also retarded.
>>155527100Doesn't make it any less canon
>>155527097you know that characters can be bi too right. even more now that its all daves combined
I'm going to hang out with the tadc fags, you guys are scaring me
Dave wasn't willing to ride Jade's dick, that alone is clear reason enough why Dave wasn't good enough, he also didn't like Bec much.Now Davepetasprite could easily take his place if you really put stock in it, Davepeta could likely have kids, Davepeta has a bit of Nepeta who was implied to get along good with Jade. Davepeta can solve all the failings of Dave because Davepeta has all the good parts of Dave and Depeta>>155527099>Rose was, in fact, just a passionless surrogate.Funnier it seems more like she just wasn't passionate to anyone since she presaw her comma meaning she wasn't loving in the marriage, patreon comics have her barely taking care of the kids or giving bad Advice, Yiffany says she's a no show, etc.Rosebot is abot to unpack what any actual feelings could have been she's likely gonna think about that glowing dog dick too as well as if she can make a 3 person relationship work in her remarriage with Jade and Kanaya
>>155527106Most posters here were in their diapers in 2016
>>155527130ignore that guy hes just annoying like that
>>155527120does it feel good when you're on your knees for the big huss
>>155527130Why did TADC putting in realistic abuse into the whacky setting work but Homestuck didn't?
>>155527155Yes I need that any/all cock thank you for asking
>>155527146I know this is why the threads are so shit but i have a hard time accepting it
>>155527158no it did not
>>155527158Because Hussie is a worse writer than Gooseworx.
>>155527123Pre-retcon Dave is straight. Post-retcon Dave is completely and unbelievably gay only for Karkat and nobody else across every official piece of media since. No such thing as Dave being bisexual.
>>155527158please go ask that in the TADC thread. go ask them why trans jax was a masterful demonstration in good writing
>>155527158>Why did TADC putting in realistic abuse into the whacky setting workIt didn't work though, Jax was in fact a shitty character who didn't redeem himself, went out basically unpunished after causing 2 people to kill themselves and then its treated like he was anything other than a shit person for his entire time there. Him having a bad upbringing didn't justify shit or make him better especially after the final episode revealed why he did that.Nobody in Homestuck. not even Eridan or Gamzee were written that shitty and then the story pretends like they didn't fuck up everything after they died anyway
>>155527185Pre-retcon Dave is a far better character.
If this was what happened in the Candy timeline everything would just be better.
>>155527190>went out basically unpunished Everyone hated him and he killed himself.
progress.
>>155527218
>>155527207oooooh shiii
>>155527207Isn't Pre-retcon dave the chud who got his skull bitten into by LE after putting up no fight leaving John to clutch the DB for the team? Maybe straightness was his final weakness
>>155527226bro its not 2015 anymore
>>155527220Yes, unpunished. He's no longer stuck there forever, he's not even conscious and he'll never be told shit every again. He got the easy way out and doesn't have to come back to being a person
>>155527248wdym its clearly the year of our lord 2015
>>155527234>epiloguesDon't care.
>>155527252>abstracted>lobotomized>dog-like>and loving every secondJane loved being crocker controlled btw gamzee too
im going for a lineless style, similar to this drawing, ill try to make it detailed as i can, but this is definently the biggest drawing i have ever done, so yeah.
>>155527274That's just general dave bro, if you don't bring it to the epilouges he went out sorry either way cause he died to Bec and PM anyway.
>>155527234no!!!
>>155527286yeah and that was a better conclusion to his character arc than what he got.
To those legendary Dave fans: Why isn't he in pursuitcore so he can run it up against Jack for a second time
>>155527234Why must you lie in an attempt to make straight Dave appear weaker
To those legendary Dave fans: why isn't he constantly getting Jade pregnant with an army of timeclones?
How it feels to walk through the wasteland of the Homestuck fandom in 2026...what other anons think?
>>155525921something something asian foot binding
>>155527308Is it really though? Fighting 2 people who were trying to help her instead of going to not let Karkat die, help Rose, beat the shit out of Gamzee, save Jake or Jane, Go actually help John fight Caliborn, or like anything else during game over? Instead, die Heroic because you fight the only people you ain't never gonna beat? All that time power to die in a sword fight and not use your powers at all and just lose to pure blade to blade combat?>>155527329Aye, I didn't write it, I just read it. Hussie and the rest decided Dave had to die worse than Rose or Jade apparently cause the way it was describe was just pathetic. English walks him down and just takes a nibble with no struggle, John would never let that shit happen to him
>>155524985BEST GIRL ASCENDS
>>155527348You still come around because you want to.
>>155527348no fuck that i was gonna say this shit is so boring nothing ever happens shit is boring.
>>155526028>bloody diarrhea shit on a circuit board
>>155527284lineless is so freeing, and it fits your art style!
_Eridan_ is the most RAPED and GAPED person in the fandom
>>155527359Dave if he was gay would've put up a better fight!!!
Bro would have solo'd Lord english of he were there. Dirk and Dave bring shame to the Strider name
>>155527394The incel video guy seems to agree
>>155527425He had the least pussified dave as a backup and still jobbed to bec noir, my man is NOT soloing LE
>>155527359>Is it really though?Yes.
I can solo Lord English, soon to be renamed to Lord Jobber.
>>155527333Because no amount of extra penises somehow make a pregnancy go faster? Are you stupid?
>>155527457He had to hold back that day, lest he take out weak Davesprite too. Have it been a 1v1. 10 seconds max and he'd have cleared Jack before Bec prototyped. He's just that good. Hussie had to take him out and replace him with Dirk cause otherwise he'd clear the threats to comeSame with grandpa harley. He had to die lest he carry the team like how he saved John early in the story
>>155527363OFICUS HOPIUM
>>155527333the only fic ive ever read where dave used his time abilities was a gamdave one that im pretty sure isnt even up anymore
>>155527363>>155527482why is no one linking this shit REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE>https://mspfa.com/?s=54371&p=972
>>155527473Jade can give people kids in less than 2 months, Dave needs to step up his game if he's gotta wait a full 9
>>155527493I saw one where he uses his time powers to basically record Jade's orgasms and play them back constantly to make her cum her brains out.
>>155527512i dont like fat rose but i can fuck with tall jade.dave being the shortest kinda fucks with me but whatever. i perfer john to be the smallest. >>155527514please PLEASE GIVE THIS TO ME.
>>155527333Jade can use her witch powers to manipulate space in her vagina rus by making her uterus infinitely deep so that semen can never reach her eggs
Would you drink a Glass of Dave & Jade's cum?
>>155527512why do some of them get arms and others don't
>>155527454Your work is done. Everybody who could care can easily find all of hussie’s dirty laundry. Everybody who’s still sticking around doesnt care or isnt someone you’d like anyways.Idk maybe your life is great otherwise and this is just a hobby you like doing. But I look at the lolcows on here like Lovecraft’s Cat (a schizophrenic here who thinks his scribbles are the next masterpiece of the internet) and I see sad similarities Maybe try a hobby that doesnt involve you looking at the internet’s most botched epic
>>155527562Why are you arm watching bud
>>155527512dirk is chopped holy shit
>>155527454poor eridan, the fans see him as either hipster, incel or gay
The real reason Homestuck went down hill is because Hussie got rid of the counter beneath every act on the map that showed the collectables gained.
>A Homestuck hero shooter>There are almost no Dave mains, while everyone else insta locks John, Jade, Jake, or Equius & Nepeta
I wish we could all be nice to each other and love Homestuck together
>>155527454ospec level: posting your own youtube reply (edit: thanks for the likes)
>>155527600I bet with all the crazy powers in that game you could make a pretty neat homestuck deadlock mod
>>155527585as he should be
Who here is up to playing that homestuck mugen game. I want to see how good some of you are later this weekend
someone start a new argument this could be an impressive thread turnover rate
>>155527514well, where is it?
>>155527632Homestuck could have had tons of Battlegournds or Asym games on Roblox more than we ever get mods for deadlock. Jade and John are in the JJS workshop
>>155527600Dave is that hero that's only played in super high elo and pro play and as a result has to undergo endless nerfs and mini reworks
>>155527637it updated with what?
>>155527690Then there's Aradia has only ever played by both the best player in the world and a bunch of new players who love how pretty she looks
>>155527690>A Dave main says he's high eloAs expected of the man who plays a character known for throwing 80% of his comp matches because he's too niche and too situational for half the stages and team set ups.
>>155527690Dave is the type of hero to release with an overloaded kit in an attempt to make him cool and unique and better portray his powers, which ends up in him doing so much they have to nerf him into the ground every time there balance patches. Think of K'sante if you play League, or Kez if you play Dota.
>>155527651>*taps mic*is this thing on...?>*clears throat*ah... ahem...>*DING DING DING*May I have everyone's attention please?>*looks around, leans into mic*JUNE EGBERT.
>>155527713>Time aspect is too niche and situational
Dave is nothing with out his Dirk/Terezi team ups. Pack it up and pick John or Kanaya so you can actually help the team.
>>155527720Dave's powers aren't really all that, that's more of a John thing to be honest.
>>155527512>Post canonGet out of here.
>>155527746Imagine having to manage his time clones positioning and instruction. You ever played a rekka fighter in a fighting game?
>>155527709Aradia would be perma meta in every elo let's not lie to ourselves>>155527734kek
>>155527723We love June here
>>155527728One Jack or Caliborn player sends him back to the lobby. He's going 4-13 just like always
>>155527600But who gets the most SFM porn?
>>155527771Jades model is released with wide hips and becomes the Mei/Squirrel Girl of the game.
>>155527754It's a bit straight forward though? At least from what we've seen from him? John's the one that's been doing random overloaded bullshit with his powers, like remember that one time Bec stabbed him and the fucker turned into wind like he ate a Logia fruit? Now THAT'S overloaded bullshit.
>>155527535Seems out of character.
>>155527784Like literally what the fuck is this Heir of Breath bullshit? This is before he even hits God Tier. This is bullshit.
>>155527796release patch aphelios
>>155527784John comes out with the release roster, so he just has three buttons: go intangible and move really fast, air blasts that push people, and his ult that sucks people in.
>>155527795Maybe she's satisfied with just the one litter?
>>155527807>Casters are glad when a pro player on John is throwing/behind because that means they dont have to cast whatever bullshit hes doing
>>155527825I am telling you he was doing random overloaded bullshit you have to trust me on this one
>>155527771Jade, usual categories and usual 3D. She's also top in Blender.It will be just like over watch and current Rivals a surprising about of dick and up to 50%+ being hers
Calling out tridesert, that jit cracks PLANTS
>>155527831Seems VERY out of character
>They're trying to say John is broken nowHe was nerfed for the last 3 patches, stop complaining and just play the match. He's a high skill character
>>155527856BASED TRIGUN ENJOYER?
>>155527632I believe there are mods that turn Mina into Vriska (though considering Mina's clothing and appearance I think Aranea would've been a better fit) and the Doorman into Doc Scratch.
>>155527856Thats kinda hot tho
>>155527865Revert the nerfs for the love of god, he was so weak here
Ellith will be the subject to my twisted fantasy today. Now where is my pen...
>>155527856Might have to turn into a plant because ive been trying to crack for a fat min
>>155527975crack tridesert or just crack in general
I'm ready to say it, Jade is still the best damn character to pick. Her getting early god tier was always a fair decision and she's well rounded both range and DPS once you god tier in the match. She also has the best skins to date.I can't wait for Season 8 to add Yiffany & Ly'lac like they teased in the season pesterlogs for the season
>>155528005No sane dev would touch postcanon
>>155528018why are you so fucking negative all the time
>>155528018Ligmastuck, one of the best msfpas of the modern day, disagree
>>155528026You serious, bro?
my davejade art
>>155528068i cried
>>155528068He looks like his ass hurts or he's uncomfortable, why the picture of Karkat too?
flats donenow i have to render then backgronds
PB UPDATE
>>155528104>switches to oficus>no discussion on the newest updatePB is officially DEAD due to worst girl
>>155528100WHOAAA I didn't know you were drawing all the witches!!! Do you mind posting them separately? Do you have a blog?
>>155528104>im flesh cube oficus!!!
>>155528147do not worry, i shall post all of them seperately as well, i am even working on different backgrounds for them. so you can have like a little trading card of themare you perhaps the owner of any of these witches.also i dont have any social medias. im kind of HSG exclusive right now.
i'm certainly an artist.
>>155528104sex with that flesh cube
>>155528104Not sure when they gave Renity all that ass since I don't remember it being their prior to that one [S] page but I like that it's here to stay
>>155528173shes always meant to have a big ass
>>155528159yes the woh (witch of hope) belongs to me
>>155528219very nice man! well! this gives me even MORE energy to try my best to make this the coolest drawin ever! considering how much you inspired me to make this in the first place. Ill make sure to render that belly in full details!! And youll even have a cool solo piece to have too.
>>155527954please post it somewhere for me to see. i need ellith smut.
>>155528234>And youll even have a cool solo piece to have too.nta but wow you work a little too much dont you think?
>>155528260pff, most of the time i feel like im not working enough.honestly man, i wish i could draw all the drawings in my head. but i cant, so i have to use my time wisely, and i think pushing myself with this big piece is what i need to improve.i appreciate your concern tho. ill take a short break right now, to stretch and stuff :)
>>155528232Kanaya looking kinda jacked here
>>155528234go at your own pace! You're doing great work <3
>>155528345i agree, you should draw more of her too, i would love to see more witches. shes very cute.
>>155528234>
>>155528317would she not be
>>155527564I feel like slave knight gael at the end of dark souls 3 does that make sensethe world is over there is nothing i can do or anything that can be done..
this https://files.catbox.moe/fem4e6.jpg but renity
>>155528414Honestly same.
>>155528472Ill put it in my list.
>>155528472who is the one fucking then?
>>155528393why would a tradwife be jacked
>>155528534Our CHAD bleachedblood of course. Gives a whole new meaning to bleached.
Genuinely dumbfounded that in over 20 years of life no one has ever shown me the Midnight Crew members until I started reading Homestuck, I've never seen them in memes or art, I've never seen them ANYWHERE aside from Jack Noir in the Megalovania flash before I read Homestuck, what the fuck is the problem with people, how did so many people read Homestuck and not fall in love with these guys? these guys are fucking awesome they should be the face of the franchise not Vriska, not a SINGLE profile picture with them despite me using the internet 10 hours a day since I was 8 years old?? if I had read this as a kid I'd have Spades Slick as my profile picture, these guys are so good, funny as hell and cute tooAlso Diamonds getting the ring was awesome and hype, I like him and the joke that since no prototyping was done he doesn't get a transformation
>>155528557There are "tradwives" and there are TRAD wives
>>155528577Men who do not want bear wife are weak. I am not biased of course because I am petite and delicate like a flower.
>>155528575There were tons of Jack / Bec Noir art
>>155528575I'll be honest I got into homestuck because of how cool I thought Jack noir was and still is
>>155528595I really never saw them at all, but I get how Jack can be popular as a villain (and I did say I saw him in Megalovania when Undertale released and I looked it up), but I really wish the entire Midnight Crew was more popular, and base non-sword Spades Slick too
>>155528472Renity is the one with the dick, I’m swallowing her whole load
>>155528624>>155528624>>155528624New thread time
>>155528557Bc it make my penis hard
>>155528625Homersexual DEMONS
