In Case I Don't See Ya editionQOTT: Do you think they'll do more stuff where they explicitly ask for your consent in the comic before Dirk changes and adds a new function to the site?Previous session: >>155489735
I love them.
>>155498180I know the pmussy goes crazy.
Do we ever get a fairly comprehensive idea of what being a rainbow drinker entails power and ability wise? What happens when Kanaya goes drinker mode instead of just yelling and being shiny and being a master sushi chef?
>>155498366Hussie hates fight scenes and putting into terms how strong any one of these characters with supernatural abilities is so we have no information on any of that sorry.
>>155498364eyup
>>155498180And at what age does PM achieve her ultimate form?
>trickster mode john plush before davereziwe are the most oppressed group of all
Try being a Johnrezi shipper...
>>155498945Okay, now try being a johndirk shipper
You think you have it bad?Try being a fan of Roxygen.
>>155498972that's because you chose a ship where the characters have only ever interacted once and it was 2 sentences long
>>155498945>>155499012you guys already got fed. now try being a davejade shipper and know Trve Oppression
artists are so lucky 8ecause they can draw niche fetish art of their favorite characters whilst I have to slave away for money for a commission, or slave away with a pencil to learn how to draw. It's just not fair...
what the fuck kind of dress is this?what the fuck kind of hair is this?
>>155499156If I had artistic talent I'd be drawing porn of him every day there's just too little
>>155499067here
The HS^2 team had to break them up and say it was a loveless marriage all along because they couldn't stand making something good in between all the Jaderose cheating plot.
the newest beyond canon update feels like the webcomic equivalent of that one simpsons clip show episode but worse somehow
>>155499478Well they did kinda rush into it. I think it definitely could've worked in another timeline or somethin6, 8ut the way in which it was started was su8optimal, so it very well could've 8een loveless
>>155499418this image reminds me that i busted a fat nut to a bustyboy dave strider AI slopfic
>>155499694Would be based if not AI slop...
>>155499694>>155499696>bustyboyisn't that just a tomboy? why is that even a thing? i don't get the appeal
>>155499694>bustyboy dave strider AI slopfictrashfaps...
>>155499702I (think) it means trans man with big tits, a tomboy is just a boyish woman not one that identifies and presents as male
>>155499722but it's just such a specific niche. like man i thought what i was into was hyper specific and niche but this is just on some esoteric, treasure-chest-at-the-bottom-of-the-sea, needle in a haystack type shit.
>>155499736That's what life is all about your own unique niche tastes... probably also why that anon used AI slop for it because there wasn't much to find made by real humans I assume
>>155499702>>155499722>>155499736it means man(male) with big honkers but still presenting as male, maybe femboyish at mostor at least that's what it meant in the scenario i fed the AI slop machine
>>155499782Incredible discoveries being made to me who thought of myself as a master and pro on all fetishes, thank you for correcting me... had no idea this was a thing
>>155499782>man(male) with big honkers but still presenting as malewhat's the appeal though? why not futa? or femboy?
>>155499841i do not enjoy the female personality and i find the physical dissonance of big honkers on a guy kinda funny
>>155499972so is it like a humiliation thing
>>155499972>female personalityso why not the tomboy? or even like a transman? seems trans-adjacent
>>155499994it was dave strider, of fucking course it was him being humiliated in some way>>155500002those are still girls trying really hard to be men at best, it's like the difference between a french person and someone whose job is to pretend to be frenchit probably is trans-adjacent but more in an mtftm detrans kink way
>>155500087>mtftmokay. i can see the appeal now that you frame it like that
>>155498777man get that old and busted shit out here it’s more upsetting that I’m not getting my johnrezi shit yet
>>155500156i think he wants more daverezi
okay but imagine being a gamzee fan
test
>>155500174I don't have to imagine...
>>155500176did it work?
>>155500174i already am one.
>>155500174every day i'm thankful that i find him utterly repulsive as a character and do not care for him, his DUDE WEED-ness and common fandom portrayal as black outweighs my personal attraction to clowns heavily
>>155500087>those are still girls trying really hard to be men at bestYou can't speak about trans men like this bro *shakes head* *gives a thumbs down*
>>155500185>>155500190my condolences.>>155500240i mean... how wrong is he? if you're raised a girl you're going to act more like a girl acting like a guy than a guy would if he were just chilling, wouldn't he?
>>155500239black gamzee as a headcanon is just plain retarded
>>155500263it's only retarded if all the other hi6h8loods aren't 8lack. Have you SEEN Meenah (who is related to Feferi, o8viously). I've seen 8lackquius 8efore too. And hi6h8loods DO seem to 8e more inclined towards violence as well. So it fits if the scale from hi6h8lood to mid8lood to low8lood is 8lack, white, Asian (8ecause the me6idos are o8viously Asian-coded, 8ut there's no way Vriska's a 8lasian).
>>155500263it makes sense if you look at his character through the lens of someone who's very racist but trying really hard not to look like one, like the suburban mom type of racist. the same also applies to black striders headcanons
>>155500259It's just a rude thing to say and untrue since trans men are just men born female, you're generalizing a huge amount of people as all being this exact same way you're picturing in your headI'm sure SOME are that way but that's not all of them and specially not the majority, to think otherwise would be being biased and willingly obtuse in your perception of a wide range of people, like saying all white people who like rap are just pretending to be black except It's obviously much worse since white people aren't a minority that suffers any kind of oppression of course, just an example of something that isn't true, just that happens sometimes and is not factual to all cases, hope this is understandable, this isn't even about homestuck anymore just wanted to help you understand
glad im not the only person in this general into (male) dudes with tits.
>>155500303if you know hussie, you'd know that all his characters were white in his head and dudring planningany blackness was always a joke like when gamzee and kurloz started to say ninja like 5 times per phrasetldr dont take it too seriously
good morning guys
>>155500303i know what kind of person you are quirkfag, man up and admit that you only think of him as black because you want bbc.
>>155500376isn't quirkfag a fat black guy himself
>>155500332hi kankri. how are ya.
>>155500387so he wants gamzee to be black so he can project onto him and pretend for a moment that hes the one getting mind raped by aranea.
>>155500405ok yeah that makes sense
>>155500388Stomachache auughwh
>>155500303>8ecause the me6idos are o8viously Asian-codedWrong, Aradia is in fact Italian
>>155500374I love the Kanaya and Yiffy but I imagine trailer trash 'Naya and I long like a 18th century poet...
>>155500338well yeah i always assumed that none of the characters were especially ethnic. I'm mostly sayin6 that the interpretation of hi6h8loods 8ein6 8lack (if they were human) could work. o8viously it wasn't the ori6inal intention>>155500332>white people who like rap are just pretending to be blacki a6ree with this thou6h. that would 8e emulation of 8lack culture. 8ut socialization as a woman would make you act more like a woman. Pro8a8ly. I mean all psycholo6y is pseudoscience really, 8ut there is a popular Science Headcanon that people's 8ehavior comes from how they're raised (Nurture) and their 8asic 8iolo6y (Nature), so assumin6 that's the case, it would affect someone's characterization>>155500376no i just have a fetish for 8lack chicks, and I think Feferi is hot. So it all works out swell. Everythin6 else 8ranches from there hopefully and this >>155500405
>>155497133john egbert is the coolest demon slayer
>>155500421mama mia...
>>155498777NEVERMIND. WE ARE SO BACK.
>>155500791>anon has the patience of a 2 year oldwhy am i surprised
i dont like how arroused this image made me.
>>155500804how you felt typing that shit
>>155498777>>155500791>actually having thought we'd get anything else before all 16 OGs dropYou've got negative amounts of Hope
>>155500850wouldn't be the first time Hussie fucked with fans though
>>155500822no nigga you're huffing and puffing about a plushie's release order
obviously dave and terezi are going to be first than a trickster plush. its going on the order of beta kid and troll.
>>155498429>Hussie hates fight scenesIf this is really true then what was up with the Demonhead Mobster Kingpin fight comprising most of the latter half of Problem Sleuth.
https://files.catbox.moe/4jk2i7.pngWhat do we think of brorose
>>1555009988ro with anyone is 6ood as lon6 as it's cuckin6 dave8rokat? 8ased8rorose? 8ased8rojade? 8ased8rorezi? 8ased8roroxy? 8ased8rojohn? ehhhhetc. etc. 8ro should have a harem of all of Dave's friends and potential love interests
>>155500998bro is kinda shit with everyonehes a man of the blade
>>155500850Hussie has had a hateboner for Daverezi for like a decade. It wouldn't surprise me at all.
>bro spends his entire life cucking dave only for his alt timeline self to be the biggest cock obsessed dave simp known to mankindpoetry
>>155501077he hated it so much he retconned them dating entirely kekarino
i'd like to speak with lord english directly
>see fanart of the character I have pitched feelings for>get angry>get hornyHow the fuck do trolls cope with this? Shit's absolutely fucking insufferable
>>155501479bucket and pump till its full?did your lusus never tell you this?????
>>155501479idk how trolls do it but i heard cherubs just drain the snake if you know what i mean
>>155499012>>155499478They took a good meal from my mouth while I chewed and kicked me out. The they insisted it wasn’t even THAT good.
>>155501668that meal is so bland you might as well just drink water instead
let’s play a little guessing game.
>>155501707we don't have enough info to guess lol. give me a hint or something
>>155500993That’s because problem slueth is one of the best webcomics ever and mogs homestuck to hell and back
>>155501704You just proved him right you know
>>155501752not enough cute girls thoughbeit
>>155501727they’re humanized trolls.
>>155501803well shit i got nothing. god there's so many fucking trolls. like 24 or 36 if you count ancestors
Dammit, I was going to fuck the terezi plushie....
>>155501819it’s two out of the 12 beta trolls, hopefully that’s a good enough hint for ya.
>>155501855okay, then it would probably be better to go with the most popular one: Karkat. And I guess Sollux, since they're the (probably?) closest out of the other male trolls he knows.
>>155500993At that point he hadn't gone full fart-huffing pseud mode just yet
>>155499179say all you want, her dna had more influence on eridan than orhpaner dualscar
Had a dream where I was a babysitter hired to look after rose, and in that dream I had a slow burn romance with her. It was the most surreal shit I dreamt in a while. I tried so hard to hide my feelings towards her but she kept psychoanalyzing me each time I came over, she knew what I was wanted and she indulged the idea and pressured/ guilt trip me into going through with a secret relationship and comforting me as we got closer and closer until the day where we had sex. It was oddly beautiful.
>>155501879not even close, it was tavros as the teacher and gamzee as his student.
>>155501925it's not fuckin6 fair that everyone else 6ets cool dreams 8ut all i dream of is 8orin6 shit>>155501935wow. i wouldn't've 6uessed that
>>155501770excuse moi?
>>155500602Lol. Lmao even.Read Mythraic Here: https://mspfa.com/?s=71619&p=1
>>155501770>Hysterical Dame aka OG/proto-Kanaya>Nervous Broad>Madame Muriel if you're brave enough>Demimonde (Semi)goddess>whores>not enoughYou're awfully greedy
You think it was too big for Dave to handle and Dirk knew that so he made Dave get with Karkat because he knew Karkat was a bottom and more reasonably sized for strider tastes?
>>1555019566et 8ack in your cage quirkfag
davejade!! :D
>>155501993>>155502029yeah and compare that amount to the 28 Homestuck women and 6irls, not even countin6 non-canonical works like Hiveswap or post-canon, or even the 8eforan Dancestors>>155502042Jade could unironically just shrink his dick (or enhance Dave's 8ussy)>>155502057no. I refuse to 8e contained. and 6oddamn that 6amzee looks 6enuinely terrifyin6
>>155502042whered all this hung jade shit come from arent dog cocks usually small?
This me btw
So we're in total agreement that Jade had the best Sylladex in the series, all 12 of them
>>155502106no? that Array one John had was pretty cash money. nice and simple.
>>155502104not homestuck
>>155502125wdym that's vriska
>>155502125we'll make it homestuck
>>155502104Desska Holiday Serket...
who up here deltin they rune
>>155502066terrifyingly hot you mean?
>>155502095Her's came from Bec. Do you think Becquerel, guardian of earth and omniscient being above the many who later became a sprite and fused with a Jade who had died, had a small dick? Also John himself pretty much noted he could see the knot under her dress when they were at a wedding since he got flashed on accident, the fact he could see it even cloathed likely means its proportional to what a human one would be if not bigger since Jadesprite likely got it and Davesprite had massive bird wings proportional to his body so it stands to reason the final prototype gets the traits matched to proportions
>>155502162i can't not ima6ine this freak crawlin6 towards me rapidly like a 6iant fuckin6 spider and it's terrifyin6.
>>155502169>Also John himself pretty much noted he could see the knot under her dress when they were at a wedding since he got flashed on accidentdon't do6s have sheathes thou6h? why was jade 8ricked up
>>155502157Me groomerly
>>155502139Literally just squint your eyes and dip the horns in sharpie bath ink
is this kino or am i trtuiopping
>>155498138Homerstuck is highly satanic because it has DEMONS and HOMERSEXUALS
>>155502226
>>155502190She mentioned she was getting dog hormones as time went on as she got older so likely the same reason dog's just suddenly get hard at random or have it slip out at random for no reason. It likely sometimes just sorta happens. that or its the usual no reason boner guys get at times like you just chilling on the bus or at work and suddenly start getting hard unpromptedWho's to say John wasn't hard then but since nobody saw it nobody said anything?
>>155502239>giving this unfunny faggot a (You) instead of just reporting him
>>155502225Bec is always cool
>>155502225Cringekino imo
>>155502288listen i had that gif primed for a retard and nobody was being too retarded ok?
>>155502157>Susie>Knight of Ragefaker and gayer than dirk
>>155502331she's clearly a Knight of Hope, but the artist isn't even Classpectpilled so i'll let it slide
>>155502357
>>155502225I'd give him a hug, dude probably needs one.
>>155502357>>155502370holy ooc rofl
>>155502392nta 8ut ela8orate. How is it OOC? Not sayin6 that it's in character, 8ut I'd like to see your reasonin6
>>155502357>>155502370what is even going on in these. incomprehensible sadstuck
>>155502408well besides whichever dave this is telling dirkto kill himself for no reason? idkstill feels like its le edgy and sadstuck for the sake of it (or the author is projecting as always)
>>155502357>>155502370why is Dirk in the backrooms?
>>155502408why would dave tell dirk to kill himself
>>155502433>>155502444okay well i 6uess that makes sense. I thou6ht it was Dirk kinda ima6inin6 it was Dave tellin6 him to kill himself. Like, he was projectin6 his own suicidal ideation onto him and Dave didn't actually say it.8ut may8e i was just tryin6 to rationalize it in my head or somethin6
>>155502458dirk isn't the type to wallow around and lament about how to wants to kill himself either. none of it really makes sense
>>155502486this lmaoi never saw dirk as the kinda guy that would rot around wanting to kill himselfif he wanted to id be either in a battle or in a plan like always
>>155502508>he wanted to id be either in a battle or in a plan like alwaysso hes still suicidal. thanks
>>155502561not really, dirk dies when he understands it's necessary. he doesn't do it recklessly or because of some urge to self harm. that's just some retarded shit the fandom projected onto him
>>155502561did you read with your eyes closed lmaoi never said he wasnt, i said he wouldnt drown in missery and would rather die in some battle or some shit with the thin veil of a sacrifice
>>155502561Not true. You're still living as a legend!
>>155502561Every man has fantasized about dying a glorious death in battle at least once, some guys just do it more often. It's a male thing, pussy possessing persons just won't get itt. fantasized about dying in battle last week, no I'm not suicidal in the slightest
>>155502106>>155502124how about this modushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spUNpyF58BY
>>155502673This is the most underage post I have read all week do you hype up your highschool friends saying stuff like this bro
>>155502673omega underage post
>>155502486that's fair. i'm not a Trve Dirkhead so I 6uess i wasn't thinkin6 on that level thou6h. 8ut he does kinda hate himself and complains to AR a8out how shitty of a person he is 8efore he tries to kill him. So not only does he hate himself, 8ut he also isn't a8ove 8itchin6 a8out it to (someone he views as an extension of himself). So i don't think it's that OOC
my tablet came in today but the screen isnt registering so only the pen works..
>>155502890>>155503013if you wanted to groom anon, all you had to do was praise him not shame himyou guys suck at this, meenah would be disappointed
whats the least useful aspect?
>>155503078the one we know least about
>>155502796Oh my goodness Who's she??
>>155503107stelsa friendsim but purpleblooded instead of teal
>>155503047like this?
>>1555030788lood.Hope is powerful so Ra6e, it's opposite is also pretty 6oodLi6ht , Void, Space, Time, Heart are also pretty powerful even on a surface level from what we've seenMind has to do with Karma or some shit, so it's pro8a8ly pretty 6ood in it's own ri6ht8reath is pretty 6ood cus freedom and shitLife and Doom are also pretty o8viously powerfulwhich leaves 8lood
>>155503141yes
>>155503078There are no useless aspects, only useless classes
>>155503141>grooms>proceeds to literally just leave the victim the moment she felt like ithow does she do it?
>>155502673>men think about le roman empire all the time and want to die in battle and just want a goth dommy mommy and to read berserk and drink white monster!
>>155503235>and dont forget the garlic bread
Imagine modded sburb session where you get non-lethally fucked by the enemies if you lose to them. Pic rel are the players.How does it go?
>>155503324The Raped...
>>155503324who getting raped the hardest?
>>155503022do you mean the conversation he has with AR before he becomes arquius? i wouldn't really consider that "right before he tries to kill himself."
>>155502162Amazing, I’d love to see this colored
>>155503361Rage one is a huge bitch like Xefros so he surrenders whenever a beginner level imp glares at him. Not sure if you can do worse than that
>>155503178Neither useless classes nor useless aspects, just uncreative people.
>>155503504True
>Damara is Japanese>Rufioh is a Filipino>Cronus is an undefined brownoid(Chicanos and wops with southern Italian background were overrepresented among greasers)>Meenah is Black American>Aradia is North Italian(Tuscan)>Tavros is Spanish>Eridan is a Brit>Feferi is PortugueseSo Beforus was a peaceful land inhabited by pacifistic PoC while Alternia was a murderous shithole inhabited by Yakubian hellspawn? Much to think about!
>>155503588>Portuguese>WhiteYou know theres some discussion to be had here if you're european enough
>>155503588Who's brazillian
>>155503588Gamzee is a black hebrew israelite
>>155503588>beforus was full of bums>alternia had galaxies under its controlHEIL PEIXES!
>>155503638Obviously both Peixeses.I know Meenah is an american hood rat and all but honestly her as a favelada(maybe even with braces) would also go hard.
>>155501917she pro8a8ly didn't have any dna influence since all s8ur8 players (or, at least the trolls) are clones. Karkat pro8a8ly wasn't includin6 some random 8itch's dna when we created himself and his friends>>155503588why would they 8e different races? they're literally clones of each other. if anythin6, the 8eforans would 8e Pure8looded of whatever race, and all the Alternians would 8e mixed
>>155503852Karkat getting executed by a cartel!
>>155502370Hes literally me
How do we feel about Latina Fuchsias
being a page of life must suck so bad. its like half your life sucks
>>155498138It's time for the once a millenia event of Egomaniacs updating againhttps://mspfa.com/?s=42884&p=167
>>155503448That's more the fastestIt seems like through Jake, Hope gets raped the most My guess would be either Time or Spcae gets the HARDEST of rapesDoom would be the longest. Wolf Guy manga Rape arc longest
bring out the fine china
>>155504235
Black woman jumpscare
>>155504235>>155504247this cup turns any liquid you pour inside into perfect wodka
>>155504191>you can make your very own Janet OC canonHoly shit
>>155504282I don't trust this artstyle, it has a nefarious odor of steven universe
>>155504343It was just for 2 panels, I think it was a guest artist
>>155503046it works now, just needed to plug the cable really hard. gonna do the requests now
>>155504226time would try to use time powers and fail so spectacularly that they end up in an infinite rape timeloop
hypothetically if there was a pesterquest/friendsim game where you interacted with the Midnight Crew, The Felt, and the Problem Sleuth detectives what would you want to see in it?
where is trollcall i can't use twitter and i need them to know i want their trollsona to spit on me
>>155504506roxykitten if she real
>>155504571they posted on the aco homestuck board a while ago actually
>>155504561I'm kinda curious how would that game even handle the dialogue since none of these ever actually talked without using narration as a proxy
ideas for whiteboard drawings
>>155504669Karkat chud out
>>155504669The /hsg/ council(several Jades, 1 Rose, 1 Karkat, 1 Dave, and YOU)
>>155504669karkat singing. (hes sucks at it and breaks the mirror in front of him)
>>155504669The agony of feferi peixes
>>155504669Kankri in a sweatervest.
>>155503324pages are NOT for rape! they are for hugs!
>>155504669page rape
>>155504608Either ignore that or make it more like a comic book visual novelPanel showing narration and you go through the ones you choose
>>155504608>>155505001Well I would imagine it would be handled like in the webcomic when the narrative voice characters are talking to each other.Just for example like this. You finally completed your mission and are now a made man, Though Jack says if you want to officially be a part of the crew you need an instrument.and maybe occasionally switch perspectives between the MSPAR and another character on screen for a given scenario.
>>155504669aradia breaking up with sollux
Nepeta draining Sollux’s IQ, leaving him to brick his own computer with a virus, so she can invent a new strain of catnip that gives her a cuter lilt in her voice
>>155504669Huge clown milkers.
anyone have any good schizo documents?
>>155505697Would you accept a portrait of John drawn in shit on a mirror?
GUYS CHECK IT OUT!!!5 AWSOME WITCHES!!!(I intend to color this one tommorow, or just work on it as time goes on,)
>>155505733Just in time for Halloween!
>>155505733Nice work
>>155504491Actually hot, makes me wonder what a bad end for each page would look like.
>>155505733so cute, their skirts all look so nice and flowy
>>155505733hi my screen tablet came in today and im having fun!
>>155505709fuck it sure
>>155505933>>155488447
>>155505746>>155505764>>155505875>>155505898thank you very much guys :D dont worry, this is going to be colored, rendered, and i will have seperate ones for each of the girls. This is going to be awsome!!!!!
>>155505697it said schizo. not atemporal masterpiece.
>>1555057335 little witches jumping on sburb. One fell off and god tiered he head
>>155505976thanks for recommending me which tablet do buy anon
I just saw an ad for a new XP PEN tablet that looks like it might be the one to replace my ancient screenless Huion
>>155506066xp pen is a expensive ass brand bludie
reminder that we should kill him
>>155506092this shit pisses me offWHAT THE FUCK IS A BANANA PEPPER
>>155506092Moonrunes is someone like me who has been through one too many work-mandated pizza dinnersYour taste in pizza is never the same, I couldn't touch it for years afterwards
>>155506092>bbq sauceeugh it makes me sick even thinking about it
>>155506117They’re enliveners of subs
>>155506117a type of hot pepper
>>155506038happy to help you, i expect to see some mega awsome drawings.
>>155506173by rafry
>>155506092>bbq sauceSome people don’t deserve life.
>>155506211notice how he is fucking awesome
>>155505733>right next to Jade>that glorious end of the broom shapeBased
>>155506173>>155506211DAVEQUEST atom bomb, John could never!
>>155506276oh thats not jade, thats Juniper, Jadeanons character. shes just super similar, and our resident witch of space. but im happy you like it :D
>>155504106no pro8a8ly not. I mean 8ein6 a Pa6e in 6eneral sucks, 8ut a Pa6e of Life would pro8a8ly have it either easier than most, or they actually would have it fuckin6 8ad, dependin6 on what aspect of their Aspect they lack. All of the Life players we've seen have 8een insanely privile6ed, even Jane, a Maid of Life, with Maids 8ein6 the Class of the Oppressed. So if a Pa6e of Life lacks said privile6e, it'd definitely suck for them. Otherwise, they'd pro8a8ly 8e fine.
>>155506127>>155506256>seriously hating BBQ pizza sauceweak. in fact, i'm approaching both of your locations to forcefeed you nothing but pizza LATHERED in barbeque sauce
>>155506164im already doing some requests so be ready
>>155506324so nasty, this shit would get you shot in new england
>>155506360*stabbed
>>155506360If anything I do pisses off the Engl*sh, then it's more of an incentive. Fuck, I might even go get a fucking barbeque pizza right fucking now because of it. I'm tempted
>>155506360pfft they put cinnamon in chili in cincinnati the northeast ain't got a leg to stand on
>>155506394new england is a part of the states cutie
>>155506406>ohio>new englandok now you guys are baiting me
>>155506430pennsylvania is the south also
>>155506452you've been sentenced to ten years of bbq pizza
>>155500174if you like caliborn you like gamzee as his loyal subordinate man-servant
Once I make a good streaming set up I will stream and then you can know the secret combo to prospitcest pizza.
>>155506547whats your opinion on pineapple on pizza?
>>155505733awesome job!this makes me wanna do one too sometime but with my class
>>155500169and i want more johnrezi, dumbass
>>155506578here you go chap, some fresh of the press daverezi
Been thinking about Delfi's male pussy the whole day.
>>155506590):<
>>155506596well then i got something for you anon, its not man puss but its pits so its okay
>>155506562Awful horrible and bad
>>155506654Another prospitian
>>155506653YES!! my REQUEST!! I'll be waiting happily here It's just as good as puss...
>>155506654nta but crin6e. Unironically pineapple on pizza is actually pretty 6ood. and the only reason people hate it is cus they haven't tried it and/or have the flavor palette of a child
>>155506665oh so its you! here, take this. https://files.catbox.moe/6exr5n.png
Homestuck if it was written by Oda
>>155506679YEEEEEEEEEESSS BEAUTIFUL GORGEOUS EROTIC!!! I AM GOING, TO, JACK, OFF, TO, THIS!!!!!!!!!!! thank you very much for your blessing... great anatomy and rendering that's exactly the type of body I see him having you see the vision.
>>155506704where are the big tiddies and snatched waists
>>155506704adn by "it"....., let's jusst say... myp enis
>>155506708do you think he uses his power thingys to grow a dick
>>155506704at least we would get the lord english fight.
>>155506211fucking sick. this artist do the rest of the kids?
>>155506795Yes and I'd like to think the first time he did it he ended up spending the whole day just jacking off...
>>155506804You'd get a singular panel of them clashing, a text box claiming they fought for a hundred days, and the fight would be resolved off-screen as a tie.
i'd like to work for hs team
>>155506873Slow down Satan
>>155506679very good job anon, i havent seen your art before, very impressive stuff.
>>155506885yes you have. i guess this is my new artstyle, since i got my nu tablet today and im drawing like this
who do you think would be the most upset about hulk hogan dying?
>>155506935*gasp* the prodigal sun has come at last. can you show me an example of your older art to compare :0
>>155506953John didn't watch wrestlingDave is only tangentially aware of wrestling thanks to BroSo... it'd be Bro, but for some bizarre reason like he was really into Hogan's mustache
>>155506976i havent been much active in the art of drawing for the thread in must say. most of it is pretty old. but its definitely an improvement
>>155507185Your art is great keep it up
>>155506838yes anon. we're on the same wavelenght.
swear i had an image of a cock cage with a clown nose, literally perfect for gamzee but now i cant find it
>>155507333today on words I'd never thought would be strung together
>>155505612https://mspfa.com/?s=54371&p=965Series of PB updates >Mallum<3Oficus is real>Oficus is the main character so says SheolOficusbros how are we feeling?
>>155507706Didn't mean to quote that oops
>>155507706Odds that this is Alan trolling the shit out of Oficus: not miniscule
>>155507706>Oficus is the main characteri guess? its whatever????????????genuinely dont know why her out of everyone but you do you moonrunes
BIG CLOWN MILKERS ON PRISOUNEBOUND.
>>155506596telling delfi to keep the baby bc its mpreg yaoi
>>155506679made for swiss
>>155507794She said she was 6. The only one getting trolled is him
>>155507831Thank you for making me picture his creampied pussy after reading your post.
hmm
>>155507812It was obvious Oficus was going to be given a lot ever since she got that giant ass sexy pinup in her introduction. Favorite character=give her more to do
>>155508014dont get me wrong its fine and dandy ,oficus has a lot to give as a character i just didnt expect her to be the protagonistmaybe mallum or hell renity idk but oficus? never expected it(and even then i feel like she's more of a corner stone than a protag but thats just me)
hope is storaged in the ass it seems.
>>155507978Imagine a unhinged FTM wearing this and bouncing on a massive horse dildo.....oooouuhh
>>155508066jackoff already
>>155508066no thanks
>>155508086I don't wanna...
>>155508066equius would lose his mind
>>155508105faggit
girl equius scisoring......
>>155507706>Someone else tries to break the wheelGet in line sweetheart.
>>155508066I like FTMs but if I had to spend time with a guy that liked Dirk to that degree I think I would end up committing suicide he's like the worst transition rolemodel.Now my husband Delfi on the other hand is what all men should aspire to be like.
>>155508066you ruined your post by making it a horse dildo
>>155508196Who class changed is the question
>>155508280female and i guess she was a space user soowasnt nellie a space player iirc? did she nuke the session for the lulz?
>>155508280Mine. Sorgy it waa me ;_;I got shattered across space and my fingers are in all the pies. All of them.
>>155508294That gelatinous whale would never do that. Unless perhaps she thought it would let her eat skaia. Because shes fat. Lily on the other hand…
>>155508294I think the another power sheol mentions is a full on classpect change and not just a class one
>>155508354ive been thinking about that + the traitor being a foidwe have nellie, ellith, junice and renity (maybe fucking frank n furter too????)its clear oficus wont be the one so... place your bets??
>>155508380Skye and Lily too dont count them out
>>155508380renity that bitch
>>155508354How would that even work, that's literally Skaia knowing how things are going to beUnless... for fuck's sake Oxnard why are you so fucking based all the time goddamn
>>155508473Breaking the rules is a part of skaia
>>155508410i know the sd kids will do smth in the troll session but im not fully counting on it i think the trolls will fuck it up some how...thats why simply debating fem trolls who could have the chance to be seduced by whatever deal sheol mentions
>>155508473Skaia and sburb was built to be broken. Its why you can still cheat out a single player dead session
>>155507576I have a friend that has a billion guy friends very clearly playing the long game with her that she refuses to acknowledge and then this is how her relationship is exactly like with the guy she's actually into, a nerdy confused dude who already told me in secret he likes her but doesn't wanna be seen as another orbiter so he's always acting careful to not appear flirtatious. It's genuinely like watching a romcom play every time our group goes out, it's so cute.
>>155508550I'm so glad I'm not stupid and just tell people directly when I like them
>>155508571You're not an entertainer then! You're just a boring faggot!!!
>>155508606I can be funny and silly without making myself or others anxious...
>>155508617whatever u say... faggot...
>>155508702*feels really hurt and sad* ok.
>>155508550I was in a perfect love triangle. Guy A, Guy B and Me. I crushed on Guy A, Guy A crushed on Guy B and Guy B crushed on me.
siiiigh ....sex with hot boys...
>>155508759I agree
Lookin' at my bitch, I bet she give your ass a boneLookin' at my wrist, it'll turn your ass to stoneStretch limousine, sipping rosé all aloneDouble-headed monster with a mind of his ownCherry-red chariot, excess is just my characterAll-black tux, nigga's shoes lavenderI never needed acceptance from all you outsidersHad cyphers with Yeezy before his mouth wired (uh)Before his jaw shattered, climbin' up the Lord's ladderWe still speedin', runnin' signs like they don't matter, uhHater talkin' never made me madNever that, not when I'm in my favorite papertagTherefore, G4's at the ClearportWhen it come to tools, fool, I'm a Pep BoyWhen it came to dope, I was quick to exportNever tired of ballin', so it's on to the next sportNew Mercedes sedan, the Lex' sportSo many cars, DMV thought it was mail fraudDifferent traps I was gettin' mail fromPolk County, Jacksonville, right in MelbourneWhole clique appetites had tapewormsSpinnin' Teddy Pendergrass vinyl as my J burnsI shed a tear before the night's overGod bless the man I put this ice over, uhGettin' 2Pac money twice overStill a real nigga, red Coogi sweater, dice rollerI'm makin' love to the angel of deathCatchin' feelings, never stumble, retracin' my steps (uh)Uh
>TG: my lifes the worst story told
>>155508973god i need him so fucking bad!!!!
>>155508759oficus...
The Kgtac saga got a newly released rundown/google doc on plot details. If you remember the fan adventure I think it’s an interesting read. https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qdTtFvBd2kEM5Zvrk8jUlThaFqfciyY2cZfUrPkTr9U/edit?usp=drivesdkI found the plot regarding Act3 investing, but lost interest with the LE Hussie fight as it felt too fanfiction-y. I disliked how Lord English/Caliborn kind of fucks off in the plot after his appearance in Act 1. Oh, and all of the problem sleuth characters introduced in Homeskillet have no relevance at all, along with all of the carapacians aside from Jack in act 1. Pretty disappointing since most of the later half of the saga is just reliant on fan kids and fan characters.
Convergent evolution
>>155504071Will she allow a white boy with motion into her life?
>>155509676She LOVES white boys
>>155509730SO YOU'RE SAYING THERE'S HOPE?
>>155509758EVEN NOW THERE IS HOPE FOR MAN
dirk before hitting god tier could chop off an endless amount of robotic version drones that were heavily feared in Alternia and I'm supposed to believe troll lives matter?
>>155506953Roxy would spam Dirk with the article, which Hal would intercept. Despite having died over 500 years ago, she would decide on this very night to get, particularly worked up over the circumstances of his death. Since WWF is something she found herself watching a lot of over the years. To which Hal would have to RP as the hulkster and pin her character before devolving into intense ERP.Jake would be rather confused, but he’d be sad too.
just spent like an hour making this stupid chud and idek if i like her
>>155506708Can we get a repost
>>155509908thankyou for making my wife
>>155509909Catbox link is working for me still, do you mean It's not working for you?
>>155509908Bullyable
>>155509459Read it. Its neat
me and my evil ass corrupted phone
>>155510053He has a Samsung it figures
>>155510066Appletard opinion detected.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3KIlTfYIb4
>>155509997Nope, giving me the he dead page look
>>155510374https://litter.catbox.moe/epl7oflca65ewuwl.pngSee if this works then
>>155509459>And after some decades, the Homestuck fans decide it’d be a fantastic idea to try and do Constuck again.The concept of anyone giving a shit about homestuck >50 years in the future is probably the most implausible part
>>155510374>Do you see a sign in front of my house that says Dead Page Storage?
Brainstorming some insanely Heterosexual ideas that will make gay fans claw inside their skin.
>>155509889FACT: Trolls were always a race of cucks meant to be beneath us humans
>>155510416
>>155510391These are homestuck fans who lived through homestuck irl. Still id only think 10% would show up
karkat vs john's dick
>>155510546I'm sorry to say, but John's dick wins this one.
>>155510481condy would never agree to such a statement
>>155509889You say this as if Dirk is supposed to represent the capabilities of the average human. Plenty of trolls can probably beat the brakes off of the drones.
>>155510594She already lost to Mark Twain's cock.
>>155510666or maybe HE lost to prime alien pussy
>>155510666>Mark TwainNow I'm imagining Letters from Earth as his idea of a chatlog and laughing my ass off
>>155510492idk Im active in my local con scene, and the pilot got people to start doing local meet ups again.I stg half the people that show up are OGS in our mid-late 20s and the other half are literal high schoolers who were toddlers when the comic ended. I think like 40 people showed up to the last meetup
>>155510792>OGs>Late 20s
how much is hiveswap act 3 gonna cost?
Reading Homestuck for the first time still and despite NTR being my biggest fetish I just can't even begin to feel sexually attracted to this situation where Dave is clearly flirting with Karkat's girl and they're both into each other while Karkat watches because Dave to me is like a pug (the dog breed), he looks ridiculous in a cute way and his personality is pathetic in a cute way too I just don't know how anyone can see him as sexy at all when he looks like a doofus with sunglasses, I perhaps will learn to find him sexier later as I keep reading... also I am really happy the Mayor is alive he's still my favorite character, will keep reading now and try to avoid spoilers.
>>155511130>NTR being my biggest fetishI dont even have a slanderous comment ready for this one man
>>155511130inb4 they try to silience a deity like you
>>155511130I normally do not want to make multiple posts because I don't want to fill the general with my newbie babble but right after I made this post I just saw the funniest page flip in the entire comic and I have to post it, Incredible...
>>155511198please keep posting, its always a pleasure to see how a new reader experiences homestuck
>>155511198Please keep posting. It’s always a pleasure to see when they finally break.
>>155511219thats kinda erotic
>>155511198Post as much as you want, it beats the usual incest talk.
>>155511130>Karkat's girlshe was never his to begin with. he was too pussy to go for it
>>155511210>>155511219>>155511255Ok well I'll try without making it annoying for people, I'll sleep now since I spent the whole night reading when I wasn't distracted but my thoughts on the pages I read are:>Jane is really sexy which is weird I loved Nannasprite as a character but I never would have thought I'd see a younger version of herself as sexy>Roxy basically sexually harassing people with his drunk text messages made me crazy horny like look at this>Diamonds Droog is really really cool so far I like the focus he's getting I love the Midnight Crew as a whole still>I keep reading Dirk's AR as Aimless Renegade, rest in peace... I miss the exiles but It's good PM and Serenity and the Mayor lived>I'm a bit confused which I wasn't at all in the first 5 acts but I'm sure things will be explained I'm in the middle of act 6 intermission 2>I liked Dirk carrying a flag like the Mayor did in his Rise Up flash, very cuteOk that's all I have to say I'll sleep
>>155511268Dont get your hopes up. Act 6 is the one where the comic explodes and not in a fun way. I do think you should stop being confused soon
i hate that one incel video guy hope he blows up
>>155511311He and _eridan_ should makeout hatefully. Yaoiheads get on this
>>155511338hmm i see the vision but both are so blind
>>155511311>monkey's paw curls>he blows up in VIEWS
showing pics of my cock to del'fi then we both sexting and jerking to it
>>155511375Seconding this post I love that faggot
>>155507706where i can watch [s] animations? they don't load for me on site
>>155511375this post makes me mad because i almost had that. You’re face to face with the man who sold the world.
i'm starting to like her
>>155511255*loudly boos you*
>>155511122>HIVESWAP: Act 1 - $7.49>HIVESWAP: Act 2 - $14.99probably either $24.99 or $29.99
marinated red onion tastes so good i could die for it
>>155511835Feel this doesn't qualify as well, Act 1 basically had nothing happen and was debatbly shorter than 2 by a lot along side no real features at the current time. Act 3 is likely about the same price as 2 maybe with a bit of inflation to account for
i like how M A D she is
>>155511268you don't have to use he for roxy, she's still a girl in one timeline
>>155512091Well you do in this case, the older female one isn't back yet and because they are now different characters context matters as the "Canon" Roxy is the one who becomes a dude while its the non canon one who remains a woman
>>155511015LMFAO
>>155512097there is no "canon" timeline between the meat and candy timelines, even though everyone insists the meat one is the more real one
>>155512119One is the canon one as its the one that takes place after Act 7 and why everyone is younger, the other is the one that only exists in a black hole where everyone was removed from a narrative of relivance.Meat IS the canon one because its the actual main timeline and not trapped in a black hole
>>155511130>I just don't know how anyone can see him as sexy at all when he looks like a doofus with sunglassesdave being beautiful in universe makes him ironically funnier so it must be canon
I need my hiveswap and I need it now oh my god
>>155512139this logic doesn't make any sense
>>155511268>>155512097>>155512139Neither timeline is "canon" because the epilogues and by extension also everything after them is fanfictionThe most recent news post on homestuck.com quite literally calls them a fanfic so take it with them
>>155511130Karkat and Terezi have broken up at that point and weren't even together for longer than a week or two. It's not NTR.
>got to on-goingMOONRUNES! I WILL GET YOU AND USE DARK ARTS THAT IS VICISSITUDE IN MY BLOOD AND MOLD YOUR BODY INTO ARTISTIC BIOMACHINE THAT WILL RESTLESSLY CONJURE NEW PRISOUNEBOUND PAGES EVERY MOMENT AND I DO NOT CARE HOW INHUMANE IT IS BECAUSE I'M NOT A HOOMAAAAAAAN WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>155512241Troonrunes puts bbq sauce on his pizza so he's not a human either, all your effort shall be in vain
>>155512232Dave and Terezi were together for two years at minimum, Openbound takes place in year 2 on the meteor and it was confirmed during it that they were still together.
>>155512207Let me explain it to you in the easy version:- Meat is the timeline where everything actually happens, its the one continuing from what the cast did in Act 7 and the timeline where they actually do kill lord english and fully finish the game.- Candy is essentially a what if timeline, they don't fight lord english, instead just leave him alone creating a split where what kills him is the black hole and on the inside is where Candy exists because its simply put an outcome that doesn't really matter but could exist so it does exist. Its like if you thought about not getting a job but the actual you is the one who got the job, there's a whole timeline about that thought and the version of you it extends to but at the end of the day that isn't the you here. That's he non canon you. He's a Caliborn fan btw>>155512220Epilouges and BC are deemed under the line of Dubious canon. They aren't relevant to the main story because Homestuck is over and neither is really much or directly written by Hussie. They are dubious because even the epilogues are touched in pester quest and accepted as official media right along side BC
>>155512252chicago or wherever her lives at sewers don't deserve creations he clogs his loo with after such pastries
>>155498138Cute spider-girl maid
>>155512266yeah, but you're just presupposing what the "canon" timeline is based off what you think should've happened. the comic is intentionally toying with canonicity. either way it's stupid to call roxy a he when she's still a girl in the original comic but whatever you do you
>>155512202fiamet makes me feel happy
>>155512286Its not what is thought to happen, Candy literally only exists because John Retconned his way out the the main timeline and because of what Candy is, being disconnected from everything else, he then also lost his retcon powers because that place has no timeline to go. Its a flat line as far as time is concerned because it only exists within a black hole singularity that was stated to be very slowly collapsing
>>155512282>>155512252Why do you guys think Moonrunes is trans, hes a cis guy. I dont think he has ever stated hes trans.
I found the creep striders account
>>155512260remember what he took from you...
>>155512321who we? i didn't said called him troon, you fucking triggerhappy niggerfaggot
>>155512321it's because tri is trans
>>155512323
>>155512266There's no "they" when it comes to the Meat timeline beating LE, only John from that timeline does it. The actual Meat timeline is filled to the brim of genuine boredom that's only made interesting by Dirk and Calliope. Candy is and has always been more relevant.
>>155512323Rose looks so fucking cute
>>155512353Actually it is a they, the they from far earlier in the same timeline. The ones predestined to fight LE are John(Retcon Chad) and the rest who fought Caliborn who he then tossed into the Juju which vriska uses in Collide to then eject those same kids to finish the fight from before because it was a predefined moment.The meat timeline ends there before Dirk becomes ultimate. Candy is the way it is also because of Dirk, his suicide and eventual narrative take over caused a direct domino effect he was entirely aware was to come. Its a secondary part of why he made Candy Dirk kill himself because the fallout would ruin everyone and he can't directly control much of Candy because its not part of any real timeline. Dirk literally wrote BC within the narrative of the story. Candy exist to be a timeline where everyone is realistically shittier which is why John vibes with none of them and outright calls out how all their lives are shit in that version of the world.
>>155512345
>>155498138No one can stop me from drawing Karkat as a bitch with fat tits.No one. Not Hussie. Not DaveKatSucks. Not anyone.Not even (you)
>>155512266>and accepted as official media right along side BCMaking them official fanfics, but an official fanfic is still a fanfic and, as you said it, they "aren't relevant to the main story", which kinda wraps back to the initial argument about their relevance to the argument about roxy's gender
>>155512323Gimmie the sauce.
>>155512438https://twitter.com/echonoahh
>>155512400I can't really recognize the before and after timelines of the Retcon as the same timeline. The kids that fight LE and Caliborn are their pre-retcon selves, those kids were predestined to these fights, not the ones that win the game, except for John.
>>155512323face mog of actual doom and despair, derse > prospit
>>155512458looked at the rest of their HS art this nigga is on an all-star run
>>155512458obsessed with the strilondes but won't ship incest. someone help this kid
>>155512478They're all part of a required line of command as they are the part of the timeline that still is required to facilitate several parts from the future. They're as much meatliners as the ones who finish out in collide. John has to go back too because he's the one who had to let another John die so he could become the Retcon man. There's no extra John because he's retconning rather than moving timelines like Dave which is a different matter to the question. Its entirely contrived to recall the actual way it was playing out: The initial kids go fight him and get locked away, The Alpha and beta kids fight Caliborn after he kills his Denizen, game over diverts and has them all die before getting sealed, John retcons, the rest of the story happen, John recruits far back grimbark Jade and Dave along side the alpha kids and Rose.The ones that go fight are Pre-pre-retconners rather than just one set and that's cause they fucked it up the first time and all died and these ones also learn about post retcon events anyway. They're technically the most heroic of the bunch since John sorta removed some development form others due to the retcon. By all accounts They are Meat John's original friends too so him dying with them is more or less predestined by nature as he was never truly of the post retcon
>>155512458No incest from an artist drawing creepy Strilondes?
https://files.catbox.moe/qu6drx.gif
>>155512624That link was not what I was expecting I figured it'd be the gif version of what you posted not tranny dogcock snuff, warn a brother before you share shit like that homie
>>155512624Just deathDefinitely just
>>155512624
>>155512648>Definitely justexplain
>>155512655Trannies are evil
>>15551265541% of the time it is
FUCK YOU MOONRUNES I KNOW WHAT DID HERE
>>155512670le epic trollz
>>155512600bit out of topic but would you consider Roxy being in the fight against Caliborn a plot hole? Her and John are from the pre-retcon timeline, so how'd John find an excuse to take her to fight?
>>155512695That's a very different and complex question as well, the story doesn't really elaborate as much on which Roxy he took and where she was from in the timeline. The ones he's implied to take are those Pre-game over but around the time Grimbark Jade was just about to throw the mayor while she was talking to Dave. The Roxy he has could be the one who was imprisoned and harassed by Jade for a bit or any point not too long after she god tiered and got the hang of her powers, the epilogues don't specify where that one came from or if she was Pre or Post retcon and how deep in either she was post god tier.We will likely never know since its not 100% that she isn't just Pre-game over escape Roxy
NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THE SWASTIKA ANGEL WINGS!!!
>>155512695The post-retcon Roxy that died to HIC got her death secretly retconned and yanked by John I think? But then that would make John's little speech to the beta and alpha kids that their timelines were erased a lie to her and she never got to find out.
>>155512624why would she do it
>>155512776Do you ask your dog why they try to hump your leg occasionally? No. So you don't ask Jade why either. John saw it at that wedding so many he decided to ask too many questions
>>155512776Estrous cycle in female dogs can be a real bitch
>>155512781.____.
Good morning HSG!!I think Dave deserves either his sister or Jade.
Remember when a thirty year old John went back in time to help the Beta and Alpha kids fight L.E., and a sixteen year old Roxy was crushing very hard on him?Surprised no ones made a fic of that.
>>155512797>Dave deservesHe has fumbled every woman he comes into contact with.
>>155512765Are you being retarded on purpose?
>>155512624SAME 5 SONGS. ITS THE SAME 5 SONGS EVERYTHING ON THE RADIO IS THE SAME FIVE SONGSJADE WITH A DOG COCKJUNE INSTEAD OF JOHN SOME FORM OF HARD DOM FROM JADEA HARDCORE FETISH BUT IN THE MOST LAME WAY POSSIBLE ("snuff" but without any actual violence)KINDA TRASH ART STYLEIM FUCKING TIRED OF IT. IM TIRED OF MY FAVORITE SHIP HAVING NOTHING BUT PORN SLOP RELEASE MEEEEE
>>155512797he doesn't have a say in the matter
>>155512802Except her.
>>155512835Johnjade fucking sucks it's your own fault for having trash taste.
>>155512847I'll never accept it. People ship vrisrezi and roxygen. Clearly people are shipping trash. If that has to be me too, then so be it. (Besides I think it's basically the best jade ship)
>>155512835>A HARDCORE FETISH BUT IN THE MOST LAME WAY POSSIBLE ("snuff" but without any actual violence)I mean do you want me to get the one where its Jade hunting Rose with her rifle?
>>155512862both suck anon, both sucks
>>155512842He fumbled that one too, Davepeta does not count as him pulling. Davepeta however has never fumbled
>>155512815you choose reply to me so the joke is on you. you could had just ignored that. anyway it is just funny even if im wrong and that is not on purpose because the wings could be in any other direction but in that way. now excuse moi.
>>155512862I don't even like snuff or gore. But if your going to do a fetish, just do it and stop being a pussy about it. It's just emblematic of low effort and low quality pornographic posts that I (yes, me) am forced to endure personally (every single artist has it out for me naturally)
>>155512862You know the rifle is only to disable Rose, right?She wants her alive.
>>155512857Don't you ever, ever talk shit about Roxygen again or I'll leave you on a tree.
>>155512885Pretty sure the core fetish wasn't snuff to begin with, it was just the fact of teetering the death line like choke jerking. >>155512891A lobotomized person still counts as alive ya know
>>155512899I can't believe me and the average mega woke hstwt user agree on something. And I should preface this by saying I don't actually hate roxygen that much. But I still think it's kind of a lame ship with little in the way of interesting chemistry. Both characters are entirely too passive to make any interesting interactions for me. Even what they do *in* actual Homestuck doesn't speak much to me. Like I ship johnjade. I kind of have to temper myself and realize the position I'm standing on. I get how it sounds. But still.
>>155513010>Like I ship johnjade>talks about a ship being lame or uniterestingYour house isn't made of glass it's constructed from cling wrap.
john tickling karkat.
>>155513029throwing a stone at cling wrap actually sounds more sturdy than glass
>>155513029I know man but I'm 1. Entirely petty enough to bring down the house for this. And 2. You and I both know a real and honest Homestuck shipper is delusional enough to survive it anyway.I could conceivably go on the offensive on this matter. But that's not productive for anyone, most of all myself. So if you would allow me that one snarky remark I'll cease any more aggressive comments. Not vrisrezi tho I will DIE ON THAT HILL
I feel like Jade(Candy) and Jade(Meat) could be a pretty alright ship.>>155513062What if the stone is sharp or its just 1 layer of cling wrap?
New thread>>155513071>>155513071>>155513071
>>155513074i think it would just bounce off. like cling wrap is kind of impressive, a modern marvel
>>155513058Pls fix the last page in your not!heinoustuck adventure johnkatfag, it doesn't have an image
>>155512835I fucking agree, straight cis prospitcest must be defended
>>155513029heheh i drew this
Set sail to adventure!
>>155512835All those sound fine.
