What caused the death of strong battle hardened protagonists? It feels like every MC in both comics and cartoons these days is a weak emotional sissy and I'm getting real tired of it.
The public acknowledgement that PTSD is a crippling mental illness that most if not all veterans spend the rest of their lives coping with
GOD OF SPEED
>>>/trash/
>>156260431No thank you.
>>156260435It wasn't a request. Bye.
*transcends dimensions*
>>156260393Cobra commander managed to setup hundreds of ngos to make (you) gay
We already have the elephant thread though
>>156260393Serious answer, underground comix and the guys who grew up on them. Once the old conservatives were gone, the smarmy Gen Xers were and still are in charge. They thought being serious was lame and cringe and that art should be ugly and goofy. Even John K's whose of that tradition, masculine men are mostly just a vehicle for gay and gross-out jokes.
>>156260393The animation industry has been taken over by overly emotional sissies, homosexuals, and women. They not only do not understand men like that, they hate them. And it would be okay if the battle hardened guy was emotional and prone to outbursts.But no. He's basically a sissy or a girl every single time.
>after raping and gaping the Marvel universe for three series straight, Godzilla gets defeated... by the K-T extinction asteroid
>>156260393declining toy sales. nosy parent groups not wanting to promote violence. that sort of thing.
>>156260385Most fights do boil down to stats but strength and speed should have more strict applications (which VSBW tried to apply with DC/AP and Lifting/Striking Strength but failed to actually account for it), this is where anti-feats would come into play but redditcord troons say they don't count because "Death Battle looks at their opponent in their strongest" which got contradicted by Gokutama, Grumind and in some way Ben vs Hal where they go on to debunk Alien X into being a statless fraud with haxIn the end I think the ideal format for a VS Show would be either something like One Minute Melee where it's the select screen and right into the animation (because there are too many people who skip to the research and debates kill creativity because DB researchers never argue with opposition or just astroturf it with sheer authority disguised as reason) or something like what they tried later with DBX where there's a brief summary of the characters' moveset so people know what to expect in the animation (just remove the poll deciding the winner + don't do it with that faggy ringleader he sucks so much dude, matter of fact don't have any animated OCs with cutaway gags, just be informal and maybe sneak some personal commentary)God knows that if I was in charge of such show, I'd make any character who I lost debating for (ig you can see why so many sonic characters win on DB...)
>>156260393>he hasnt internalized being strong enough to be gentlefake fan
>>156260504You're thinking of a WAY more successful Hasbro brand.
>>156260504That's a nice quote and everything but Prime was still ready to cap an ass.
>>156260493
>>156260512optimus was wise enough to be emotionally open, which takes more strength than being deadened
>>156260393>Gets taken out like a bitch by getting a snake thrown at him>strong battle hardened protagonistlmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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>>156260528
>>156260393Removing this was the stated goal of SJWs
>>156260492barring the later, the western animation Industry since the 1950's has always had "emotional sissies, jews and homosexuals"
>>156260504>>156260512>If Prime returns he is gonna get fed to Superman>They are gonna keep trying to pretend it was close only to reveal Superman is like some metaphysical principle of the DC Cosmology because he made a lot of people feel happy post-WW2 and some bald postmodern occultist made that Story of Superman bullshit where he's the platonic concept of hope while Optimus just needs the allspark for his dubious outer jew tree scaling to the cosmology + alternity being headcanoned as the reason why Optimus exists>Superman then proceeds to respectfully punch Optimus so hard an explosion fills the screen and all we see is Clark saying GGs to Optimus' sparkI'll only be fine with this fight if it's like SentryPrime where Optimus gets retcon punched to have a good life where autobots and decepticons don't fight each other, anything other than that is just a Krasura tier humiliation ritual
>>156260441Wait, don't go, come back to me, I LOVE YOU~!
DON'T MESS WITH SERGEANT SLAUGHTERHE'S AS STRONG AS THEY COME
>>156260531Funny, cause he tanked that in Darkhorse Comic.Also, Marvel's not done with the Godzilla's crossover.
>>156260524Having a spear thrown at you can in fact kill you. The show is realistic up to a point and these things can IRL kill you.
You cannot retcon punch your way out of every problem
>>156260531>>156260528>>156260521>ALL of Marvel's comsology couldn't stop godzilla>Let's pray the meteor tires him out.
Guess where this came from
>>156260393>What caused the death of strong battle hardened protagonists?Nothing. They're still here.>It feels like every MC in both comics and cartoons these days is a weak emotional sissy and I'm getting real tired of it.You've been brainwashed by /pol/ propaganda, congratulations.
In hindsight, if you look at it from a very strict perspective Transformers isn't a verse that would thrive in Death Battle>"Muh Cosmology" shit is too much of a mess for them to make sense of because of all the differing continuities >Nobody gives a shit about using Alternity except for people who want to see him fight CAS or STTGL (stomp)>Too many continuities all over the place, most people just point to IDW for the strongest versions>Most characters need some non-standard equipment like the Matrix of Leadership or Enigma of Combination to really amp themselves>Optimus and Grimlock are the only autobots people want to see fighting, nobody cares about Acree or Bumblebee (oh and maybe there's those contrarians who like Rodimus)>Megatron already got fed to Frieza (but at least he mindbroke him) and his best chance is smurfing Vilgax and all of Ben 10's rouges gallery (because according to wankers Albedo, Eon and Animo are Vilgax's lackies)>Only fags who self-insert as Starscream or think he is hot want him to come back (I've seen people put him against Bill Cipher because they project their tumblr autism fetish on these characters and say it's close because of his non-standard cosmic power ups)>Shockwave is gonna get fed to Doom (assuming he won't fight Vecna), Brainiac (assuming he doesn't fight Ultron) or Archie Eggman (another pity win because DB staff are Sonicfags)>Nobody cares enough about Soundwave for him to get his own episode
>>156260619>You are brainwashed by /pol/ because... You don't know about this stuff that has shit advertising!Post it. Post recent /co/ media with strong battle hardened protagonists and no weak emotional sissies. Just post it instead of arguing against this.
>>156260652No I won't because you are a whiny /pol/faggot and /dbs/pic, go back to >>>/trash/
>>156260619>>156260658>They're still here.>No examples postedLMAO /co/cksuckers really are retarded pedophile sissies!
>>156260619>>156260652>>156260666The thing is, the market for action cartoons has been fulfilled by shonen. Western animation put in a solid effort for two decades to find a way to appeal to boys, with occasional success (DCU, Avatar), but it could never find a solid formula. It failed and that's that.
>>156260753Why don't western studios just copy the shonen formula then and cash in on free dimes that way? Surely they have to see how much money JJK, CSM, etc are printing out even when they're doing virtually nothing.Do we have to wait until zoomers start making toons for this to happen? Millenial writers are apparently unable to replicate any of what has made anime work for the young male audience and are instead only capable of making lame surface level memberberry references to Sailor Moon and Dragon Ball. I'm not saying turn western animation into bootleg anime since that has been proven to not work but we're clearly shooting ourselves in the foot here by abandoning the 8-16 year old boy audience by not giving them things they want (epic battle scenes, cool power systems, a plot that takes itself remotely seriously, etc).
Hal...
>>156260837But Angryjoe ASSURED me that all of Jame's Gunn's DCU projects were MASSIVE smash hit successes...
>>156260933They were. Ellison is just a petty goy.
>>156261108>They werePost Supergirl out earning The Marvels
Reasons why DB is as successful as it is >Research Yes. The fact that they actually try to justify their outcomes makes the community engage more with their content Nobody remembers the half a million vs animations out there that are just the fight without any arguments behind it because even if the results are outrageous you can just handwave it as "the animators choice is not meant to be accurate" but since DB tries to be accurate it opens the door for arguments around it Negros and retards often skip it, but we still had a lot of people talking about the sun disk, Oregon words, dust clouds, universal shockwaves, the book of infinite pages, and Jogo's meteor, people do care about their scaling and reasoning.>Consistency They pump out a new episode each month semi consistently. Plus the way they scale (taking all the wank) is also somewhat consistent in the sense that you can expect them to buy retarded FTL arguments and wank as long as it exists They break this rule a couple of times but for the most part they only do it when the character doesn't need said wank to win (Gru would still gape Megamind even with egregious wank) >Animation They are some of the few that try to mix elements from both series in the animation and try to play it like an accurate version of the fight, of course this doesn't always work but they still try and people have expectations when it comes to characterization and power usage so you know they did it right at some point.
>>156260416Remember
>>156260829>Why don't western studios just copy the shonen formula then and cash in on free dimes that way? Surely they have to see how much money JJK, CSM, etc are printing out even when they're doing virtually nothing.They could, but at that stage, what's the purpose when importing anime is cheaper? Besides, none of the creators want to make shonen slop. Even the John K/Spumco-style right-wing guys don't really get or like it, they want to do comedy and edgy, crass jokes. the tumblr manchildren types want to tell their annoying sob stories.
>>156261137They also are willing to do multiple franchises beyond the specific series or genre they're into
SLUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRP
>>156260753The DCU was over 20+ years ago and Avatar was typical "it's for boys but the men are pussis and 3/5ths of the cast are overpowered unlikeable cunts" thing that ruined basically every cartoon released since 2000.
>>156260402No, only the weak ones who don't worship violence and cruelty for their own sake.
>>156261137>Nobody remembers the half a million vs animations out there that are just the fight without any arguments behind itSounds like cope because you can't draw or write a script, powerscalers will always be beneath animators and artists no matter how much they argue for "MUH ACCURACY" it's all browns who LARP as white. BakuReze happened purely because of CSMfags on xitter making slander art.This show would be nothing but some pretentious nerd's blog without animation and you wouldn't post these threads on /co/>A lot of people talk about the featsRedditors, TV trope yllenials from faggot forums like SpaceBattles/Sufficient Velocity and yt comments aren't the majority>ConsistencyTrue, monthly schedule is good.>AnimationNigga be real here only 45% of Death Battle animations are really worth anyone's time, most of it is just shitposts like Time Huh or Thwane looking like a smug moeshitter, hell even normalfags think plenty of DB episodes didn't age wellDeath Battle is only successful because of them being oldfagsAnyways I'm adding this to the Canon Battle copypastas, good bait.>>156261173Yes but not in practice>Only good toon fight was Saitama vs Popeye and Scooby vs Courage which copied from anime>Butchered Jason vs Myers>Krasura
>>156260393>What caused the death of strong battle hardened protagonists?The Abu Ghraib scandal & the war in Syria. Next question.
>>156260829>Why don't western studios just copy animeThey do>Shonen formulaThey don't do that however, they think anime = moeshit and power-up transformations
>>156260753>Ask for examples>"Stop asking me for cartoons, you have anime which is the same thing"Holy fuck is this the best /co/cksuckers have? LMAO enjoy Death CATTLE, that's the only thing that will keep you alive.>Sees nippon's declining birth ratesWell at least you guys are gonna outlive Japan
>>156260574Who wins this
>Rouga Rabid, for being a pro-AI Zionist mutt that doesn't agree with statements, I am going to hack you with a chainsaw>NOOOOOO I AM NOT WRONG YOU ARE A FAT BROWN NERD SORRY FOR NOT BEING GOOD ENOU-ACKKKKKKKK!!!Why didn't Superman do anything about this?>>156261386Does the wrestler guy have anything against a berserk power-up? or is it just more statements
>>156260459Given how Kaz wrote characters I don't think anything in Yu-Gi-Oh has more than 2 dimensions
>>156261407Slaughter is also a GI Joe character who shows up in the cartoon and is effectively a G-rated Brock Samsonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MlawbC2TLg
>look into Hydra vs Cobra>It became a cosmology slop fight with the cosmic cube vs another cosmically empowered form of StarscreamOH FUCK OFFYes for some reason people want to include the Decepticons in it because they are in the same verse as G.I. Joe and because Hydra winning isn't kosher
>>156260402KekPussies
>>156261473>LET'S GO! GO JO! GO JO!Wtf??? They knew how to beat the totalitarian TURDkima and gave all their energy to PATRIQTjo?Anyways a lot of these seem like lifting strength feats, I like Brock has better Striking Strength so he can just pierce Sgt. SH
If you think DB doesn't get part of its draw off of research giving some air of legitimacy you might actually be retarded. There's a reason why contrary to how many people soifaced over OMM why it was always in the shadow of DB>inb4 some retard claims this assertion is actually saying the animation is irrelevantThere's a reason DB outpaces both "X vs Y isn't even close" or "X vs Y: Fight Animation" lol
FACT: There's only a handful of upper-tier 2hu characters that can actually resist rubberization/pooltoy transformation and one of them is Yukari
>>156261544They did that shit first and are the first to do it seriously in an organized way (besides Deadliest Warrior but only some contrarian oldfag cares about it), they have the internet nostalgia brand going on and with that trendyness + autistic community of browns and queers who just latched onto it and reshaped into a fanfic disguised as pilpulThere's no arguing about this, who would win debates are psuedointellectual wank that exist for brownie points to get others and validate their fanficKind of like gender identity
What's next for HIM?
>>156261666Apology episode in the next 15+ yearsif enough fans get together to agree on a new matchup because Kratos was the only one retarded redditors and discordtroons collectively agreed on who should fight Asura because MUH CHARACTER-DRIVEN THEMATICS and cope scaling to justify Kratos punching a planet sized cyborg and got Kratos vs Asura to win that 3D animated fight poll>Looks at Asura's spread>All of them have dimension wank the researcher cord will eat upOh wait nvm all of his popular matchups besides Adam from RoR fucking die
>>156261666samefagging in these threads and becoming more and more schizophrenic each post.
>>156261327>Sounds like cope because you can't draw or write a script, powerscalers will always be beneath animators and artists no matter how much they argue for "MUH ACCURACY" Nobody remembers Sonic vs Gojo, Eren vs Vegeta, Pain vs Ichigo, the first animated Yuji vs Denji, and many many other non researched animations on YT.Some might even have a lot more views than DB (I don't know but it's possible) but since they are only a one off animation with pretty colors there's nothing to engage with besides the cool movements.Even the guy who makes animations of SCP-096 fighting Invincible characters needs to be consistent to have a modicum of relevancy Death Battle has staying power precisely because they try to pass as accurate and throw their arguments around (regardless of how well structured said arguments are...) >Redditors, TV trope yllenials from faggot forums like SpaceBattles/Sufficient Velocity and yt comments aren't the majority>One of the biggest websites in the world, the Powerscaling communities you are aiming as your target audience, and the comment section of the platform that hosts your show (also one of the biggest websites in the entire planet) aren't the majority You are either mad or just genuinely retarded >Nigga be real here only 45% of Death Battle animations are really worth anyone's timeIt's not about the quality but the way they approach the fights >Death Battle is only successful because of them being oldfagsNot at all. Being old means nothing if someone new comes around and outcompetes your ass They have a method that works and drives engagement, and so far nobody can compete against them without just being "Death Battle but worse"
>>156261666
>>156261601Most Youkai aren't even physical so turning them into rubber does nothing And some humans (mainly Reimu and Marisa) have sonic tier cope arguments to resist transmutation
>>156261601>There's only a handfulall the gods can create new bodies at will iirc so i think it's more than an handful
>>156261845>>156261857I have not played a single 2hu and I was typing with my penis. I apologize for my retardedness.
>>156260441nigga willingly banished himself to /trash/ what a HERO
200k copies.
I had a dream last night where it did one of those NEXT TIME ON DEATH BATTLE... things after Naruto vs Luffy with the clips of the 2 charactersAnd it was fucking Itchy and Scratchy vs Happy Tree Friends (they abbreviated it as HTF)U-uh bros..??
>>156261863fair that's not an unusual way to engage with touhou
>>156261863Understandable
>>156261812Krasura didn't even win anything lol it was on 2 polls and it jobbed both times to Alex vs Cole and Wile E vs Tom and then they did it anyway. I guess Asura needed to be TAVGHT that badly.
Cucky Mahou Shoujos and Female Combatants were BUILT for humiliation fetishes...
>>156261826>Nobody remembers the invincible vs SCP animations even though they are about as memorable as the shitposts of Death Battle (which are the most memorable parts of the fight)>Every redditard cares about powerscalingRedditors come in many shapes and colors>SpaceBattles and Sufficient Velocity are the target audience You have to be really fucking retarded to believe this, did KRATOS TEACH YOU NOTHING!?>Comment Section mattersThose same people who's opinion holds up either have social media accounts or are faceless literal whos>Mad or dumbPoe's law, also there is NOTHING intellectual about applying psuedoscience to someone else's work, it's definitive pilpul and the equivalent of shit like "SONIC AGREES WITH ME ACTUALLY">It's how they approach itFancy way of saying quality, bait HBOCing intellectualism.>Being the first to amass a devoted audience means nothing>...if you have no echo chamber army of paypigs with a presence of 15 years and a corporation that funds you that is!No-pilpul fights were only a thing when crossover fights were niche that went viral for like once as a FOTM, not everyone knew what powerscaling was pre-2020 because there was no short form content, and most of them didn't always put out high quality animations consistently so DB never had a real competition that removes the debatefaggotryDeath Battle and Who Would Win has no intellectual QUALITIES. Art and Creativity WINS over Logic and Truth. Debates belong in faggot shit like Politics or Philosophy (which the average fictionfag has no understanding of unless it validates their egos, leading to tyranny like DBCord shaming anyone who questions Kratos' statements)
>>156260393Do the threads still get deleted on sight or has pretending they're something different become a meme?
>>156261931>Wile E vs Tom>Was on the 2D pollRagebait, call Kiraracord to samefag and falseflag.
>SpaceBattles>Sufficient Velocity>Death Battle's target audienceWhere's the Xeelee??? Where's Worm??? Where's the Shrike??? Why is Kratos gorillionversal and not mountain level at his peak??? Why is Sonic winning fights and getting all these animations??? Wtf I thought this show was for SpaceBattleSCHOLARS! They keep making clickbait like Luffy vs Naruto and Goku vs Saitama! Where's MY SCI-FI NOVELS NOBODY CARE ABOUT!!!
https://x.com/ktn_kuta/status/2120099284070879321A futa artist I follow made comments about the DCEU thing, mostly about how Superman was good but it didn't go viral for Japanese youths and that Supergirl was meh.
>uncs think they are the target audience when Ben and Chad need their zoomer researchers to give Sonic the winFeatSISSIES are that mindbroken. Holy shit. You can tell they got banned from DBCord for questioning QUEENtos and SLURPnic
>>156262007>All sorts of things—not just American comics and Hollywood movies, but even Japanese superhero teams—are looking up to the Avengers. Even in the first movie, it was already a reluctant team-up, and the real thing is still just laying the groundwork, so even the hype is lacking, and they’re kind of mumbling their way through it, but the Avengers succeeded because Iron Man was genuinely good and a hit.
>erm achksully the research doesn't matterCan you name a single series that just does fight animations with no research that has the same level of consistent success as Death Battle?Hell can you name fight animation channels that primarily focus on dimes franchises as their audience that have the same level of consistent success as Death Battle?
>springbitch getting uppity
>>156261959>confusing the pollsCARTOONTOOOOOSSSSS!!!vidyasura...
Boomstick: But all this assumes Kratos could match Asura's crazy strength. All roads lead to power, which should go to Asura, right? Look at what he can do! If this came down to who made the bigger ka-boom he'd kick Kratos' ass in two seconds!Wiz: But a closer examination of their feats reveals the truth.
>SpaceBattles are Death Battle's target audience>Despite being around for 20+ years arguing Captain Kirk vs Han Solo, Death Battle never made that episode>Despite being around for 20+ years making respect threads for Nasuverse, Death Battle took 15 years to add Nero (and it was mostly because a Kamen Rider character won and people from reddit and discord wanted Geats to fight Nero)>Despite being around for 20+ years making gazillion threads about how The Shrike solos 80% of fiction, he never got an episode>Despite having their debate culture be built around Anti-Feats, Death Battle doesn't account for them that oftenUnc let it go, Kratos won. This debate is OVER.
>>156262064>Post competitions to my corpo approved echo chamber, chud!Bait.>>156262069DBCord PUSHES for Springtrap unc. You are not the target audience, they are making DIMES.
>>156261108>best thing Gunn made was a one time kikekilling fantasy then proceeded to make more goyslop afterMomentary break in delusion for the golem, nothing new
Even if we assume the tree of the realms is 1% solid – a significant lowball that Kratos should easily scale above – shaking an incomprehensibly large structure would require enough force to destroy our universe's mass energy... 9 million times over.
Death Battle's audience is in fact primarily powerscalers, not just a random powerscaling forum
>>156262094That's the thing, isn't it? It's easy to think that we never see Kratos do anything that matches Asura, but we do: Helios' speed matches Chakravartin, and Kratos outsped him; Atlas is strong enough to lift all of reality, and Kratos overpowered him; Cronos defeated the creator of the universe in a one-on-one fight, same as Asura, and Kratos killed Cronos. Add in the clear numerical comparison of Chakravartin, Ragnarök, and Yggdrasil, and Kratos takes the edge in power.
Just because we've never SEEN DBX, OMM, or any fight animation with no research series ever have the same the level of success as Death Battle...Just because we can see Kratos/Goku/Springtrap vs X tiktok edits and "Kratos/Goku/Sonic vs X isn't even close!" videos get millions of views...
At first glance, speed seems like a shoe-in for Asura. Kratos is quick, but he never dodged a universe crossing laser.That doesn't mean he couldn't. Remember, as usual, we look at these characters at their peak, free from gameplay restrictions.
Springtrap lostKratos lost
>>156262121>Most powerscalers are sonic fans who put him at infinitely GORILLION>All the powerscalers who put Goku at higher than 8D are considered to be a joke in comparison to ninja turtles and gachaslop which is outer>The powerscalers who deny dimensional tiering keep getting outvoiced and outnumbered>Uncs will keep seething over hedgehogs beating saiyans with their Fan Battle ryona tranny show and make a Superman vs SCP oc to prove they aren't bootlickers somehowKratos. Won.Fanfics. Won.Author. Won.SpaceBattles. Lost.FeatSISSIES. Lost.TruthFAGS. Lost.Get over it!>>156262166>Pfp is from a series where the fights are faggot debates about MUH LOGICHe is HERE.
>Making the Straw Hats watch Luffy die>They'll either do nothing about it which is severely OOC, or they all die tooJesus, Death Battle really does NOT like One Piece.
>>156262188...in a Millennial Tranny's DIMELESS Fanfic!ShockwaveTROONS LOST.GrimlockCHADS WON.
>>156262193That series rapes to the rape and gape dimension so you better tread lightly...
Can I SEE Springbitch destroying a metal door?
>>156262193>YEAH WELL THOSE POWERSCALERS BELIEVE XOkay and? They're still powerscalers, DB's audience is primarily still powerscalers that want their characters placed at X. I'm not sure why this simple fact that DB's audience cares about the research and reasoning makes your clitty leak so much
>Grimlock. It is most illogical that you beat Kratos in a REAL CANONICAL BATTLE! Please listen to me!>No! Me Grimlock am strongest! Grimlock say so!>*Grimlock proceeds to bite Kratos with his outerversal scaling which exists because I said so and any cucky SpaceBattler is getting banned from the discord*>This fight is DIMES and gets 7 million views in 2 weeks>SISSYwave dilates all over his discord about CHADlock's feats while all the cybertronians cheer and praise Death Battle's researchAnother win for BiasGODS!
Mihawk will TEACH Ben and Chad to be more respectful.
>>156262235>Hmph. Keep clitty leaking.>*Kratos proceeds to TEACH Asura*>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO>*starts posting anti-feats like he is some intellectual mastermind who Ben and Chad must adhere to as if most powerscaling cattle just agreed Kratos wins*Truly, I lost this debate. You clearly know the Death Battle community who doesn't even know about this general or who the Shrike is. The fedorah is tipped to you epic seethelord!Fuck off. Truth and Logic lost. CANON Battle decides them over some brown pablo who thinks diebuster or worm is getting on the show. 10 more million losses to Dragon Ball are coming with 2 pity wins.>MUH DIMES! MUH COMPETITORS!Spoken like a materialistic swine.
>>156262210>RESPECTFVLLY fires a tailed beast bomb at luffy's shipYOU ARE MONSTERS NO LONGER!
>>156262306>truth and logic lostWhy are you claiming Kratos beating Asura is false and illogical? Are you claiming Kratos powerscalers and VSBW powerscalers are wrong?
What's the most impressive thing Kratos actually does in the game?
>>156262210>or they all die tooIt will probably be this where it's implied they died too like with Ash's friends Yugi vs Ash.
>>156262327Probably the temple flipFunnily the actual best feat comes from Atreus shooting the sun
>>156262306are you under the impression these posts don't make you sound like a seething whiner?
>>156262327
Post Mario if you know what's good for you. NOW.
>>156262341Maria? Okay.
>>156262341Okay.
>>156262312Asta...
>>156262314I could see them all dying that way, yeah. Seems like something Death Battle would do.
>admit that Kratos vs Asura was wrong so you can conclude DB's air of legitimacy doesn't matter for DB's popularityArguments from a stroke victim
>>156262374's servant Deku.
Cucky Deku
>>156262312Deku...
>>156262210I didn't see the Mugiwaras on the preview
I don't get this argument Everyone knows Kratos winning was the correct outcome
Bvlly Multi-Solar System Level NarutoBvlly Multi-Solar System Level IchigoBvlly Multi-Solar System Level AstaBvlly Multi-Solar System Level NatsuCucky Multi-Continental Level LuffyCucky Multi-Continental Level Deku
>>156262390The ship is there, so even if they're not shown explicitly, they should be present.
I remember distinctly the day Luffy vs Naruto was revealed that Luffy was getting his ass beat by Dekufags lmao
>>156262412Luffy wins though?>b-butGear 5.
Solar Systems destroyed: 0Planets destroyed: 0Continents destroyed: 0Countries destroyed: 0
>>156262336>Ermm... Seething much?Yeah, ragebait. Any arguement made against Kratos winning and CANONNBATTLE is in bad faith.>>156262320>MUH LOGICCanon Battle transcends logic lil bro.
>springbitch still hasn't posted a single feat
>>156262416Not reallyDeku is stronger, faster and just soulpunches cucky Gear 5 to death
>>156262420Turbines spun: 0
>Kratos winning was ILLOGICAL FALSE AND WRONG, Asurafag!Are you retarded
>>156262412No? Deku isn't even close to Luffy's power.
>>156262428Luffy resists via toonforce.
>>156262377It doesn't matter that it was wrong.If retards buy it and everyone nods, its okay.They did this with Kratos and Metal Sonic. and nobody has questioned that.>JUST BECAUSE WE HAVEN'T SE-ACKKKKK!!!Yup! Canon Battle WON! SpaceBattleTRANNIES and Logicfags LOST!
>>156262432>He thinks this will make it to Ben and Chad who will deliver SpaceBattles an apology>He thinks they will admit they were wrong about Kratos vs Asura>He thinks I'm his boogeymanBIAS Battle WON.
>>156262412I think Luffy would win (he has better wank) but this is a close fight and I can see a lot of arguments for Deku winning
>>156262446>>156262464>ADMIT DEATH BATTLE WAS WRONG ABOUT KRATOS VS ASURA AND METAL SONIC VS CELL SO BIAS BATTLE WON AND LOGIC BATTLE LOSTHmmm no, falseflaggingasuracellbro. Kratos logically beats Asura and Metal Sonic logically beats Cell
>>156262483Logically according to CANON Battle, who made logic their bitch*
Cell is a statement/chainscalingcuck too, though.
>>156262503That's Dragon Ball in general.
>>156262503>No place in the big cosmology chud?CANON Battle scholars said this.
You seem really invested in claiming Kratos vs Asura and Metal Sonic vs Cell were logically incorrect and desperately want us to accept those were biased results, why are you so upset over the assertion that Kratos vs Asura and Metal Sonic vs Cell were logically correct if you're not an Asurabro/Cellbro?
>Dragon Ball>big cosmology
>>156262503Chainscaling is a little more believable when the characters involved are destroying planets with their fingers.
>springbitch is still trying
>>156262513Because in the end of the day, I do not care about who wins or loses, I live for the seethe and shitposting.and that's what really matters. There is no such thing as a civil debate, and any civil debate is just a circlejerk with "muh agree to disagree"Asura TAUGHT me this. This is a FEAT. Kratos is a featless FRAUD!!!
People want to see Kratos at his peak against Asura at his peak busting thousands of universes, they don't want to see Kratos jobbing to small rocks vs Asura barely breaking slightly big iron doors, so it's logical to exclude the antifeats of them having an offday in favor of their highest peaks, at their logical prime.
Bros! Start having a civil debate now! We need to spite the Springtrap bitch! This will make him a wrong sissy and job to logicGODS!!!
>>156262548But Kratos peaks at flipping the equivalent of a really big rock and he nearly shits himself doing so.
>w-well debates are violent disrespectful bloodbathsAnd? You some kind of pussy? Nothing wrong with having to brutally teach cucky weaklings your superiority in all stats.>w-well i o-only care about the seethe and shitpostingHaha that's our little centrist jester for you...
Mountian
Actually, logically civil debates and passive aggressive clittyleaking begging winners to claim their wins were illogical and false are for cucky sissies and the only thing that matters is affirming your sovereignity by being correct. Boom. Done.
>>156262577>starts spamming his gay fantasies of taking a bunch of dicks because he's upset we won't admit Kratos vs Asura is wrong in his desperate bid to own "DB research is part of why DB is so big"chudsDone.
>>156262330The actual sequence of events in that scene is Atreus shoots the arrow as a command to the wolf to chase the chariot in the sky that is carrying the human-sized embodiment of the sun to play into the prophecy of Ragnarok
>>156262565>>156262595>>156262586YES!!! YES HUMILATE ME!!! I AM AN KRASURASISSY!!! ABANDON THIS DEBATE NOW LIKE I AM THE MINDBROKEN VESSAL WHO SCHIZOPHERNICALLY SCREAMS AT WALLS!!! I AM SUCH A MINDBROKEN SISSY!!! I AM GONNA START HUFFING MY FARTS AND SPAMMING THE THREAD WITH FETISHES!!! FUUUUUUUCK I AM THE ULTIMATE ASSYIRACELLTRUNKSMEWTWODISCORDJEANBARDOCKBRO!!! MY ILL ESL ILL EEL EELLOGIC IS DESTROYED WITH PEAK SCHOLARLY LOGIC!!! YABBA DABBA DOOOOOO!!! I LOVE BEING A POWERFUL KEK!!! I AM SO DONE DONESO!!! I AM THE ULTIMATE PLAPMEAT OF /DBS/ LINGO BANTER!!! WAKU WAKUUUUUUUU!!! I AM GETTING REAL EXCITED NOW!!! BREAK THE WORLD!!! SHOW ASSIYRA POWER OF IGNORING OR HUMILATING ME WITH THAT LATINX INTELLECT!!!
why are kratosfriends like this
>he actually got mindbroken
>>156262638Calm down Shadowbro
>>156262672Holy rent-free.
>>156261137>ResearchIt was drawing dimes because they presented themselves as the end all be all answer to pop culture feuds. They got that from Deadliest Warrior where some dumb kid can go to his classmates and say that Goku would lose to Supes because he is actually calculated to be yadda yadda. They lost that slowly going forward as vsfaggotry became a subculture of its own and DB itself subsumed to said subculture. >ConsistencyNo arguments from me here. This is a major reason for success. It's arguably a YT stable at this point. I remember when DB and ERB eluded to have close schedules and we're posting back to back. A long history and the subsequent built up audience definitely also helps.>AnimationThe backbone of its success. A carry over from Deadliest Warrior and a reason why that show was iconic too. Analysis is lame ass nerd shit, at best it was seasoning for the main event that is actually watching a fight. Rn DB is at the top of its game, scoring big on 2 great animators who could pull dimes on their own just from the quality. I think vs shows with the same quality of animation could compete with DB without the need for the research part. Autistic retards may be loyal paypigs for now but your casual audience is still a major revenue stream and the key factor for the growth of your show. And considering that DB casuals are mostly negroes and MCU level nerds, they'll likely just skip to your fight. At best, if they watch the analysis, they'll coopt it for bragging rights (”man I told you Goku was niggerversal or some shiet he beat everybody on gng").All in all, competing with DB is simple in premise but you'll need a lot of time, money, effort and luck to even establish yourself. Zoomers however are the most RAPED generation in recent history so I doubt we'll get a decent alternative within the foreseeable future.
>>156262086Maybe we'll get a Worm fight like Skitter vs Ladybug or Eidolon vs All for One
Good morning, gentlemen
Post your waifu doing a biceps heart to prove she hits the gym and is actually STRONG
>>156262791>>156262638>>156262577
>>156262750>They lost that slowly going forward as vsfaggotry became a subculture of its own and DB itself subsumed to said subculture.Not really. You can maybe cry about them wanking someone but you can't deny that they actually do look into everything. Literally no one had ever heard about that random guidebook where the Yugioh creator is talking about infinite multiverses or fully translated some random Gurren Lagann audio drama. They emphasize those things to flex that they're superior to other powerscaling channels
Another mind broken by KINGtos
GOOD MORNING, RIDER! I just finished the latest episode of MY-TH and I'm ready to jump back into more Saber
>>156262819Except every time it produces incoherent schizobabble that has nothing to do with neither the visual nor narrative capabilities of any given character.It's no longer character vs character, it's just nonsense.
>>156262853The only reason Asura actually lost was because there was a guidebook found on the literal day of the DB that claimed Chak's golden statue was at the edge of the universe and would have inflated Asura's numbers dramatically, even past the most highballed version of Kratos. So yeah there they did mess up and not do the full research.
>Luffy gets an actual BBC slurper VAWhat's next for death battle?
Imagine what /dbg/ would be like if THESE were the rules>Don't talk about how great it would be if someone was raped, tortured, maimed, etc.>you will gender everyone appropriately.>We expect that you will not refer to anyone by what MIGHT reasonably™ be considered a slur: don't use "japs", or "traps", for example.>Revenge fantasies (Internet Tough Guy-ing) - whether against fictional groups, like the Na'vi, or against real groups, like the Taliban - are unacceptable.we'd actually have decent discussion instead of mindbroken zoomers clittyleaking
>>156262388's servant Asta.
Mind status?
Cucky Asta.
LOGIC Battle? Won.BIAS Battle? Lost.Clearly CANON Battle is the UTMOST LOGICAL!Except for Kratos vs Asura according to all my LogicSISTERS! They keep beating me in debates like the good goy I am but I can never prove to them Death Battle is Biased so I am a seething illogical clitty!!! Yipeeee!! I love the new normal!!! I am such a better men!!!
>>156260393coming of age stories began to dominate
Wait is that the same fucking location where Oren first transformed into Durian Arms
>>156262924Most wanted Death Battle?
>Jenny WakemanRocks.Absolute Solver.Dogs.Kratos.
Touma did you drop a horse on this dude
>>156262967I can't stop winning...
>>156262963I get the others, but dogs?
>>156262981They think she's white when she's more or less Japanese-coded.
RINTARO THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
OH THANK GOD HE'S ALIVE
All because Asura lost btw
>>156263046And... why do you know this?
>>156263055Yeah... Featsissies really lost their marbles...
>>156263075No, it's just a single Asurafag who's been losing his mind
>>156263098Wahoo! I agree! It's SAMEnic shitting up the thread about Statements, how uncivilized...
Falseflagrio...
>>156263075It's not even about feats anymore. None of us would be in this situation if you all MOVED. ON. That's all you had to do. Move on. Instead, you turned this rage into an obsession, and that obsession spiraled into self-inflicted mental illness. You are digging your own fucking grave because you are unable to stop fucking obsessing over a year-old MU. I don't give a fuck about Kratos or Asura. This bullshit has gone on longer than it should have.
>>156263115>SHITnic HBOC his own falseflag from a different deviceYaaaaawn, come back when you aren't rock level like FAGtosMario and Asura are my very best friends, beating the shit out of frauds and it never ends!
>>156263126>p-please stop talking about it...
>>156263126>please accepting death battle and never question why Kratos never desotryoing mountian
>>156263168I don't mind the penis but piercings are disgusting.
>>156263126Post.Kratos.Destroying.A.Mountain.It isn't logical. LOGIC Battle runs these halls. We must adhere to THE LOGIC.>>156263168ScholarQUEEN of these halls...
>>156263168DenjiDAMN!
>>156263139>>156263150>>156263177I do not give a shit if Kratos won.I do not give a shit if Asura should have won.I do not give a shit how bad the fight was.Stop feeding this pathetic cycle and move on.>Oh wow yeah that fight was ass and badly researched, anywayIs that so hard?
As a fan of the characters I must correct any inaccuracies to stop them from spreading, specially if a character is not so popular
>>156263168WHO'S-A THIS BEAUTIFUL AND VALID TRANS CUTIE?!
Arguments against Deku as a character>he’s too passive and only trains when given a quirk or a suit which was built by someone else>he gave up after losing his quirk and became a normal teacher, not even the principal of the school he was at despite saving the world>inconsistent battle IQ marred by obvious conclusions, like using his legs to fight>his relationship with his rival never evolves from his perspective (Bakugo is the one who changes)>his vigilante arc was rushed and ultimately did not change his character aftereards>he waited 7 years to ask a woman out despite having time to do so in his civilian jobArguments against Asta as a character>he’s short>he’s loudRefute this.
>>156263174Frrr, I appreciate not mutilating the cock but the face? Yuck. Not even all that ass can make me goon to that>>156263188KING!!! Cooked these SHILLS.
>>156263187>>Oh wow yeah that fight was ass and badly researched, anyway>TRANSLATION: I AM TRANS AND PLEASE NEVER QUESTION DEAHT BATTLE-SAMA SGIAN IT DOENST MATTER IF KRATOS CANT DESTROY THE MOUNTAIN HE WON!!!!
Imagine waking up and seeing this shit happening outside your window
>>156263210You can question DB's research and not make it your whole life mission, dumbass
>springbitch is trying his hardest to defend Death Battle's biased research>he just wants us to ignore blatant misinformation
>>156263235>Hmph... I am so logical and irrefutable>Death Battle loves SpaceBattles and Sufficient Velocity!>Wah!? Death Battle can be wrong! It's okay for them to be wrong.
>>156263248Who the fuck is "springbitch"
>GR4A: No Chan-Behavior>Memes and jokes are not banned from SB, however SB is not a Chan site, so what is banned is using memes in the style typified on such sites. This includes using meme images/videos/gifs alone as reactions in place of comments and arguments, or solely making a joke about the topic in order to Like farm. Posting and terms unique to Chan boards such as "newfag", or "green-texting" - adding ">" in front of your posts to be dismissed or insulting - is likewise not allowed.SBTOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!!Illogicsura...
You can't beat Kratos
>springbitch still trying to play like the ignorant third partyWhat's your endgoal? I can start posting the Springtrap MU's he loses again if that would make your clitty feel better.
>>156262819Fair but then again, that doesn't excuse how autistic it all is. And not the effort of translating or digging up obscure shit, that's impressive for archival reasons. What's retarded is the adoption of shit like cosmology scaling or vsbw babble. Hearing people talk about it is like listening to baboons butcher Arabic.
>>156263272What even is the context of this
>>156263267>He is so raped he forgotLogictos RAPED you. Death Battle's best part is the debate and it loves us SpaceCHADtleSCHOLARS, now for the rules.>General Rule 7: No Hate, Bigotry, Excessive Violence, or Cruelty>SB does not need hateful, edgy, internet tough guys/girls. While we allow for a range of controversial views, we are not obligated to tolerate someone's intolerance nor toxicity. Don't be an ass about sensitive issues, don't be "that guy".>GR7A: Bigotry>Broadly speaking, this covers those expressing, advocating for, or approving of hateful, bigoted, fear-mongering views that would collectively attack or demean a group and its members, based on hatred for that group or membership of that group alone, with little regard for specific context, idiosyncrasies, or circumstances. Members should not need to deal with people who view them as unworthy of basic dignity and respect as equally valid humans.>That includes using various rhetorical devices, such as dogwhistles, to pass off bigoted positions as more neutral-sounding ones. A hateful position said politely is still a hateful position. Explaining the reasoning why someone might hold a hateful position is acceptable to advance discussions, but repeatedly being a "devil's advocate" may be seen as an attempt to bypass this rule. >While some terms have been used in a non-hateful manner, such as calling something retarded or referring to a character as a trap, they are still slurs and should be avoided. Relatedly, we do not accept bogus claims of something being hate speech when it clearly is not, such as a claim that the term TERF is hate speech. >Here are some examples of what can fall under this rule when the above description applies, though this list is not exhaustive: Ableism, Anti-LGBT, Ethnic discrimination, Racism, Genocide Denial/Apologia, Religious persecution, Sexism, Xenophobia, etc.
Post James Gunn pushing a turbine
>>156263278>It's okay when Big 2, Kirby, Kingdom Hearts, Megaten and Xeelee do it!!!Response?
>>156263278death battle containment threads are the sharty of /co/. they've been going on for so long and so consistently that at some point it becomes a sign of serious malignant mental illness.on the other hand they could also just be mexicans and pinoys because that's basically how they act online
>my hero is 6D and has MFTL Speed, infinite strength, and can destroy a universe>Oh, fixing problems on Earth?>well my hero is a little too weak to do that, tee hee
>>156263316How much of a schizoid are you that you think I'm some forumfag you're having fake homoerotic beef with. Fuck vs autism, the only time it's good is when it's for stupid shit like Kratosposting
>>156263199I . . . I . . . . I CAAAAAAAAAAN'T!
>>156263339Post your hero's verse. If is not in a perfect utopia that is literally better than Heaven then your hero is weak.
>1: https://vsbattles.com/threads/amending-the-1-a-without-infinite-hierarchy-guideline.151981/ tightened the rules for a clause of the Tiering System FAQ that allowed a character to jump to 1-A without an infinite hierarchy if they existed independently of the number of dimensional layers present within the setting by requiring any such character to have an explicit statement that the addition or removal of an infinite number of dimensions would make no difference to them, meaning being independent of any finite number of dimensions no longer qualifies you for this exception.>2: https://vsbattles.com/threads/low-1-a-wiki-wide-tiering-revision-beyond-dimensions.151894/ added four new entries to the Tiering System FAQ, one of which clarified that transcending the "dimensionality" of a verse strictly only qualifies you for being rated as one dimension above the verse's known number of dimensions with no further context. Though the text of the rule applied to the FAQ doesn't explicitly use this wording, it was agreed upon that this restriction would also apply to transcending the concept of dimensions, which would be restricted to the number of dimensions the verse is known to have, plus one, as "concept of dimensions" can't be assumed to apply to more dimensions than the verse talks about.Interesting.
>>156263339Explain why Asura, Kratos, Mario, Sonic, Trunks, Mewtwo and Shadow can't do thatEasy mode: can they beat Deku?>>156263342>Admits to being the illogicalsissyraStop making asurabros look bad
We must become WORSE MONSTERS.
>>156263368>muh gay lover is hereCongrats.
>>156263370Kirara pinning Shotas? Cookie Run femboys? Advocating for Ryona like Dazzlings vs Hunter/x? SAMEnic HBOCing GODrio with tranny copypastas?
Goku is the strongestLuffy will winYuji was robbedSentry was robbedDeku should've beat Asta Todoroki is stronger than deku objectively
Who is Yuji?
>>156263392And I just found him, look in the mirror.>N-No!Shut up and kiss me on my big outerversal lips you chud! Nothing will duraneg this moment...
fellatr/x
FUARCK!!!! MY SISSYVERSE GOT DURANEGGED BY HIGH-FREQUENCY BLADES!!!>But they can't cut through any material!Damn, metal gear has anti-duraneg material in their verse!? I guess that means Armstrong just negates duraneg which means he has infinite durability, only by suffocating CHADstrong will he die! No other sissy transmutation hax (like sponge merger will work, it only clones him btw!)
>>156263368>AsuraMonster.>KratoToo busy teaching.>MarioGetting digested and shat out repeatedly by trans women.>SonicToo busy slurping.>TrunksToo busy plapping pink loli shortstacks.>MewtwoHis purpose is the salvation of all Pokemon, not humans.>ShadowHe's not the same me that you created.
>>156263350My hero never claimed to be a hero and isn't this MFTL+ Wanked verse. GoH btw. Jin Mori never claimed to want to save people, though he RESPECTIVELY takes the mantle despite not being a MFTL+, Infinite strength, multiversal destroying entitiy>>156263368Are any of these people even self-proclaimed heroes? As in, they swear to stop at nothing to protect people.>mewtwoI remember this guy being a villain>trunksIf hes said to be a universe destroying MFTL+ GOD and cant save everyone, hes a fraud as well.>sonicNot a hero. I don't know why people says he is, he just helps people because its fun. Sonic isn't even above island level imo>ShadowWeak fodder>KratosNot a hero. Acts in self interest>asuraNot a hero. He only wants revenge.>MarioThe mushroom kingdom looks like a literal paradise mate.
Rin you just got fucked up like 6 hours ago you should not be fighting in this condition. You are not fucking Jack Hanma.
>>156263479>Infinite strength, multiversal destroying entitiy>he's too weak to instantly solve any conflicts
YOU ARE GOING TO FUCKING DIE
oh my god they fucked off. thank god.
>>156263426>posting his homosexual self ERPfuark... /dbg/'s goonjester...
>>156263510Notice how I said that he ISN'T one? Im not afraid to admit my hero has his limits. Not that he really set out to save people in the first place.BTW, I was talking about supercuck and other similar cape "heroes"
>retard that poops his diapersMY HERO!!!I must not let his secret identity come out, hopefully the hackers on 4chan don't know it!>>156263466>SHARTnic HBOCing slurposting but projecting xer scatological tranny vore fantasies on HOLYrioNice try trannynic. GODrio will own the Blue fraud, he will never be higher than mountain levelGo back to /pol/, Mario WILL kill SHARTNIC in MvS3, screencap this! Sonic winning will just be a pibby glitch like Kratos winning>>156263535That's springtrapfag...
>>156263536So you admit your hero is fodder. This is why nobody talks about him. He's not even good enough to be used for a pity win.
>tranny still mindbroken and posting hours laterIf you are a solid 8 cosplayer, put on that blue suit now and fuck this spic already before he shoots up a marketplace
>>156263281I don't know, Kratos is tier 1, Dante is tier 1, Doomguy is tier 1, I genuinely can't keep up with the new slop tiers they invent every month
>>156263536>MUH LOGIC!!!KINGTOS! Rape NONO FROM DIEBUSTER NOW!!! SAMENIC YOU NEED TO RUN THE MACHINE NAOW!!!
>>156263558Just as you admit your mftl hero apparently can never use it when it mattersThanks for playing.
Thoughts on this tier 9-A feat?
KENTO STOP YOUR BODY CAN'T HANDLE MUCH MORE OF THIS
>>156263583Post Kratos surving an extended amount of time (10 days or more) in 27 million degree temperatures
>>156263567Yeah, Mario and SpaceBattles' analytical thinking WON. SISSYnic and Absolutists who think Death Battle needs to be right all the time LOST!
>I AM A MULTIVERSA– ACK!Why is sonic so weak?
Kento you stupid fucking idiot.
>>156263602CANON CHADtle said KINGtos can tank 19 universes explodingOne universe exploding is 5.5 trillion degreesKINGTOS rapes Nono
>FAGrio
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>all these posts>no one posted RAPEDMAN yetGrim.
Post cucky Jesus moving at MFTL+ speeds and punching multiverses>He tanked your sins!Oh wow he tanked me rubbing it once, how impressive!
>>156263670>springbitch is using Asura to pick fights with Christ nowThat's a new low.
>>156263670Why are you like this
Kratos can do this, you just can't see it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdGEeWZkIMYFVARK!
>>156263686>>156263693>Doesn't answer the questionI guess cucky Christ doesn't love you guys...>He hates youNice fanfic lil bro, I love him. He just doesn't have feats. I never said he was a boundless MFTL beast. He just is a hero.So now...Post Jesus warning people about EpsteinPost Jesus not letting people use their free will to rape children who have no choicePost Jesus' dad not making brownsPost Jesus denouncing brownsPost Jesus making accepting him be as easy as saying the word and not being a performative cunt in debt to a psychic leech called LogosJust. Do it.
>>156263729F-fate and t-touhou can do that too! Just not onscreen...
DeKEK...Spider-KEK...ASSta...SHARTruto...GOOFy...GoKEK...SHITama...SupeRAPED...FAGrio...SHITnic...SHITos...SHITsura...
>gachaslop1.4M views in 4 months.
Jesus is merely a prophet and not god and/or the son of god.
springbitch this is getting pathetic. You're worse than Skrullnic.
>>156263720>>156263735Where's Chucky and Larry Daley
>>156263755Our FUARKIN HEROES
>>156260459....charizard can do that too....
I am autistic...
>>156263621Ki control
>Prime Mike Tyson was one of the strongest men in the world>PIGEONtos casually tanks him Is Tyson actually weak?
>>156263805Composite powerscalers and shartyfags.
>>156263779Larry Daley being a one-man army against the FNAF verse is hilarious. He's the perfect opponent for Five Nights at Freddy's in general.
>>156263670>rubbing it oncedon't lue to yourself, you're on 4chan, on /co/ and in /dbg/, you're likely rubbing it 5 times a day
>Goku, Luffy, and Naruto have female Japanese voice actors>Ichigo has a male oneThis is why they don't accept him.
Describe Ichigo's personality.
>>156263914A little bit cucky...
>>156263914asshole with a heart of gold
>>156263914>personalityI accept your concession you weak fucking pussy :)
>>156260539Yeah, but they weren't the ones being lionized or in control of things.They have taken over and gone full mask off leaving us with nonsense. Instead of Ben10 with less cunty gwen that boys that is a multimillion dollar marketing juggernaut. We get the raped and emotionally abused coffee house philosophy bullshit of finn and steven universe!!The boys will really like that shit!
>>156263927He's happily married and has kids
My wooden plank is High 1-A btw
>>156263914Slightly arrogant, pensive, loyal, easily overwhelemed by negative emotional states that lead to him reacting to change it and step in.
>>156263670>rubbed it onceNigga is not fooling anybody, you're on /co/. You raped kids, nigga.
>>156260393
Yoruichi's ass is the only memorable part of bleach.
>>156263409>Luffy will winNo a chance.
/bant/ rapes you btw but you keep ducking...
>>156263720>Darth Vader>DIO>ZamasuWhat the fuck are these?
Clouds? Dispersed.Lasers? Dodged.Pixels? Calced.Chains? Scaled.
Naruto's masculinity.Luffy's sexual attraction to women.Ichigo's personality.Superman's ability to spin a turbine.Spiderman's marital status.Batman's mental status.Denji's growth and attitude towards sex.Yuji's character.Deku's base powers and relationships.Okarun's faith in his love interests.You. Do. The. Math.
>>156263819>everybaldi who ever participated in this generalOUTERVERSAL BEASTS...
>JUST BECAUSE CLOUDS WEIGH MILLIONS OF TONS AND NOT EVEN NUKES CAN DISPERSE THEM DOESN'T MEAN CLOUDCALCING IS VALID CHUD!
>>156260393So are we ever getting Snake Eyes vs Gray Fox for the white boy ninja fight
How many pushups can /dbg/ do?
>>156263996>weighs millions of tons>doesn't fall and crush all of humanity DISINGENUOUSku
This could have been a different story btw.The end will be gory btw.
Think Death Battle will ever go against the namesake and take out the death? The community keeps getting increasingly rowdy over results, and it's pretty easy to see if the fights didn't HAVE to end in death that a lot of the drama would just go away.
>>156264007Gray Fox is getting fed to Genji. Snake Eyes is for RAPING and GAPING Ghost.
>>156264028Is that why they fuck up planes
>>156263986It's... the same as Asura's win rate...
>>156264032On one hand, it fixes a lot of the retarded storyboarding issues and gives them flexibility to do more interesting scenarios. On the other, autistic seething is kino and dimes. So I say keep it.
>>156264028>relying on clouds for scalingKek, Deku and everyone in MHA are weak and very cucky.
Post MHA having straight male fans.
>>156264032Fights to the death dictate they go absolutely all out even if it kills someone.
>>156264055They can at least keep it for fights where it makes perfect sense. Like Cell or Metal would still totally kill each other. Or pretty much any villain victory, really. Or even a hero that defeats a villain. I guess it's really just be a majority of hero/hero matches that'd remove it.
>>156262446Metal rightfully STOMPS Cell.
All your verses job to my fearless 1-A hero
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NofLHhxHwYkYou can literally see nuclear explosions fail to disperse clouds mind you
>>156264028>they float in a layer of air>people fly up to the clouds to sky dive>people fall through this layer of air like it's nothing Humans must weigh 1100001 pounds on average!
>>156264032I think I'd prefer that to the forced RESPECFVL DEATH shit they force every episode.
>>156264032No. They never will. The shitflinging over the deaths is too entrenched into the nature of the show.
>>156264028>thing that a BVLLY humanTOS can TANK through it easily because it's just a colony of weak SISSY waterparticlesuras shoddily lump together while leaving 90% of it empty space with nothing but regular airFraudulent little bitch needs to be TAVGHT...
I can actually see that if Death Battle didn't require death, that it'd get people mad that it happened after THEIR favorite lost a match or something.
>>156264072Which is fucking gay. The whole show's about life or DEATH matchups. Don't like? Fuck off.
If clouds are super strong, then why do humans easily fall through them?
Imagining a /dbg/ regular walking to a meteorologist and arguing about how achksully clouds don't weigh anything because cloud dispersion feats make xer clittyleak
>>156264114You weren't supposed to say that...
>>156264117I would sissify the meteorologist
meteorologist drowning /dbg/ regular in a large tub of water to TEACH him about density groyper
>raping people over VS matchups
WATERTOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSk-popsura...
>meteorologist drowning in /dbg/ CHADgular in a large tub of his virile semen to feminize and sissify him to be his fagwifeFUARK!
if boats are so heavy how come they float on water
>>156264113I don't mind it, but every other fight results in some fandom war because one side won and the other didn't, and Death Battle themselves constantly gets hate and ridicule. I just wonder if they'd eventually take the easier option. It'd also help with sponsors.
>ESL/dbg/ regular...
>>156264117/dbg/ can barely fucking understand space-time physics or explain the difference between a dimension and a universe. You think anyone here can debate with a meteorologist without sounding like a lunatic?
linguist drowning /dbg/ regular in a large tub of water for being a fucking eslnigger groyper
>>156264170>more moneyBenYUM! I get sponsored by Viagra and dildos and hock those to kids anyway so might as well. I'm such a wealthy KEK!
19th century white supremacist lynching /dbg/ regular for being a fucking nigger groyper
Post a Meteorologist, a Linguist, or a 19th Century White Supremacist destroying a wall
>xhe says this despite being a /dbg/ regularmasochistsister...
>>156264232Post a basedteen or /dbg/ regular or /dbs/ regular destroying a wall
>>156264175>falling for obvious springbitch falseflags
SON OF A BITCHKENTO STAY IN THE DAMN NED
>>156264248>Denjeet imagined this
SMOOCH!
>>156264271Thankfully, Yuji possesses 0 sexual arousal or inclinations and thus would never do something like this for he is basically a eunuch
>>156264032>>156264032Sentry vs Prime didnt end with one
>>156260402I dunno it, seems some people can process it and some can't. My pops was running those quads back in vietnam convoys. Didn't effect him much
>>156264279CHILDREN WILL BE BITTENSECURITY GUARDS WILL BE HORRIFIEDLARGE METAL DOORS WILL...GO BY UNSCATHED
KENTOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
>>156264109What do you mean its not in character for Yugi to bind a 10 year old in place and force a mutliversal goddess to gape him
>sbp didn't kill sentry, he respectfully made him qualitatively inferior to everything else and killed the voidWow
Kek, I'm just imagining a /dbg/ regular arguing with a meterologist about how clouds work.
Girl you need to tie Kento to the fucking bed atp he is going to actually get himself killed
>>156264297One out of over 200.
>respecfvlly makes your friends drown you
>>156264358THAT'S NOT RESPECTFUL AT ALLTHAT'S DISRESPECTFUL AS SHITCRUEL EVEN
>>156264358>Rumi...you really were a k-pop demon hunterRESPECTFUL
TENSION IN THE ATMOSPHEREYET MY MIND IS CLEARBECAUSE KEKY CLOUDS JUST CAN'T BEAR BEARS
OHOHOHOHOHOHHOHOO FUUUUUCKKKKK YEEEAAHHH
>a slew of allegations just came out about people being sexually assaulted at the sonic the hedgehog expoit was fucking big the cat, wasn't it?
>>156262672Shadow won his CANON Battle.
>>156264409who's the beast that RAPED and GAPED the Sonic fanbase
KIIIINOOOO
>>156264409BIGTTTTOOOOOSSSSSSS!!!!Sonicfansura...
>imagining menBoom. Done.
>>156264424unironically, some dude named soda the hedgehog.
It twitched.
Rapier vs Staff:https://www.youtube.com/shorts/t5ooDyE3z-YOrb vs Scimitar:https://www.youtube.com/shorts/I3hdYfY8474Trident vs Spear:https://www.youtube.com/shorts/USwD7KCGlo0
Time? Thanks for the tip.A monster? No longer.Spiderman? Truly, the ultimate.The kill? Respectful.A fight? Fit for a demon.Saiyan? You said it. Remember it.Her voice? I can hear it.Just once? I need more.Detroit? Sick of it.I fight? To be the strongest alive.What it comes down to? The heart.What you created? The same me, that you decided you hated.A weapon? Controls its wielder.This? Could have been a different story.The end? Will be gory.What did I let you? Get too strong.It? Twitched.
>>156263621IDW is badly written
>NEVER WILL YOU MATCH MY SPEED>YOUR LIFE WILL END NOW CAN'T YOU SEE>MY POWER'S STRONG AND YOU'RE TOO WEAK>THAT PET OF YOURS IS MINE TO KEEP
>Bejita literally dies standing with a thumbs up bleeding out from spamming Ultra Ego>Shadow: You are a jobber no longer, mighty prince. *mirrors him*
>>156264499I still don't get how these lyrics were meant to relate to Yu vs Aiba as if they're characters known for their speed and stealing pets
WELL, FUCK
>>156264477FVCK...
*beats your cucky infinite strength, speed, durability, and hax advantage through guts, gumption, experience, skill, and moxie*
Why isn't the episode called Naruto and Kurama vs. Luffy?
Turbine? Unspun.
>>156264580I haven't written anything yet.
>>156264605Because that would be retarded
>>156264605Why wouldn't it be called Naruto and Kurama vs Luffy and Nika or Naruto and Kurama vs Ichigo and Zangetsu
>listtroon still not putting in the work and spinning the turbine xirselfEVIL like HIM...
>>156264638Because Nika is not a separate entity within Naruto.
>>156264649*within LuffyFuck it, you know what I meant.
>>156264523I thought those lyrics were for a Sonic matchup or something, not fucking Persona vs Digimon
Why the fuck aren't you dead
>Naruto's preview is basically handcrafted to dismantle what few wincons Luffy hadFucking ruthless. We all know Naruto wins but usually Death Battle pretends like things could go either way before the episode drops.
>MY POWERS ARE ALL DERIVED FROM THIS ONE DUDE BUT IT'S COMPLETELY DIFFERENT BECAUSE...IT JUST IS OKAY?!those who are made of rubber shouldn't throw acetone or something
>>156264699Deku...
Naruto has 10 episodesOne Piece has 4Bleach has 3My Hero Academia has 6
Nia burning in Hell for all eternity Big Bro KaminaBig Bro SpawnBig Bro Kittan
>>156264699Who does Luffy derive all his power from?
>>156264720Yohohoho he took a bite of gum gum
yohoho he took a dose of cum cum
It's over, plumber, that bull of yours is mine to keep.
>>156264672Who the hell is the character on the right
>>156264729That's an object, not a person.
S L U R P YK I S S YS L U R PS L U R P
That bvck of yours is mine to BREED.
https://youtu.be/qBKZ053imuM?si=dQNjMi7n8e7CWzGCSuperFAG is GOATKU victim
That team of yours claimed by the deep *respectfully drowns you*
>>156264762Goku...
Oxygen Deprivation.
ONE, TWO, HIT IT AGAINWHEN SHOWS COME TO ENDYOUR WORLDS ARE WELCOME TO OUR MOMENTTRUST, US, TO SEIZE THE DAYFOR THOSE CAST AWAYYOUR WORLDS ARE WELCOME TO OUR MOMENT
>Black Clover>DigimonI FIGHT TO BE THE MOST CVCKY DIMELESS ANKLEBITER ALIVE
>>156264795>Digimon>Dimeless
>MY HERO ACADEMIA>POKEMONI FIGHT TO BE THE MOST CVCKY STREET TIER SMURFER THAT LOSES ALL MY MATCHUPS ALIVE
Nobody has ever destroyed a mountain
>YugiohI fight to be the most boundless immeasurable infinite multiversal beyond dimensional and outerversal beast alive btw
Nukes could theoretically destroy a mountain...There was a Nuke ALLEGEDLY being worth Gigatons of TNT...
I wonder if Pokémon will get another humiliation episode next year. Already had one last year and this year. Gotta have a third in a row.
>Undead Unluck>Youkai WatchR-remember?
Cucky Scarlet KingCucky LusamineCucky AkuCucky CaineCucky Battle BeastCucky Huntrix
That's gotta be the edgiest fucking armor I've seen in my life
>>156264868>Cucky Battle BeastHe got what he wanted. A worthy fight from a worthy opponent.
>>156264853Arceus vs Zeedmillenniumon. Can't even argue Zeed is a featless fraud because it's fucking Arceus
I was away. What did I miss? Some meltdowns, I suppose?
>>156264893>ZeedmillenniumonWhat the fuck kinda name is that?
>>156264649>>156264659Maybe we're building up to that reveal in the next chapter, that some of the Devil Fruits come with a bit of the consciousness of original
>Asurafag pretends to play dumb like we don't know it was him having a meltdown a few hours ago
>>156264913Have you seen what he fucking looks like
>>156264924The general consensus is that because Luffy fought so hard to not revert back to normal that he basically went "feral" akin to how the Impel Down guards are.
Funny enough, I don't even like Black Clover or Asta. I just hate Cucky Deku and his fans and MHA as a whole.
>>156264863>>Undead UnluckI dunno man that one ends with a 200 year old man getting with an 18 year old, to be ideologically consistent if I hate Twilight and Edward Cullen I gotta hate the Undead Unluck guy too
>>156264940What's this guy's deal? Like, is he some weird god or something?
>156264934
But how will Naruto counter Luffy chimping out
What some people don't seem to understand that as far as the manga has shown, there's no such thing as Nika, he was never a real person. That's why the Devil Fruit is a MYTHICAL Zoan, which are always for creatures or entities that don't exist even in the One Piece world. Joy Boy had the fruit originally, but he's not Nika. Devil Fruits are made from desire, so the obvious answer is that even in Joy Boy's time, the Nika legend existed, and the desire to become him spawned a Devil Fruit to become like him.
All shitposting aside, it feels almost like Snyder fucking violated Superman by forcing him to either kill Zod or watch a whole nuclear family burned alive.
>>156264973>ZeedMillenniummon is a Wicked God Digimon. Flying freely between space and time, it is a king of evil that is still trying to destroy all eras and worlds. Although a Digimon will become a Digi-Egg if defeated in battle, there are very rare occasions when it has instead been reborn from within the corpse of its data. According to one theory, when Millenniummon died in a furious battle, the dark soul it possessed was reborn as ZeedMillenniummon. Also, as for the bands of DigiCode which wrap around ZeedMillenniummon, it is said that they are like chains which suppress its abilities, but it is unknown who could cast such a spell on ZeedMillenniummon. However, it is foretold that if it is released from this spell, it will rain unfathomable destruction upon the Digital World.
>RESPECTFVLLY snaps your neckWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>156265022Superman already does this all the time anyways.
>>156264963Yep, everyone who is sane hates Cucky MHA and Cucky Deku as a whole.
>>156265022Audiences want to see Superman struggle and make tough choices. MarySueperman is not going to sell.
GET IN THERE, TOUMA
NEVER let Capes handle turbines.
Wat
MFTL INFINITE IMMEASURABLE ATTOSECOND SPEED
>>156265201>this kills the brown
>>156265201...STILL NOT TAKING 10 ATTOSECONDS OUT OF MY MFTL DAY TO SPIN THE TURBINE
>>156265022why couldn't he just fly up
Oh fuck you
>>156265212If you have infinite strength pushing the turbine even a little bit would destroy it.
>>156265257So push it with a little less strength, retard.
>>156265257KI CONTROL AND DESTRUCTIVE CAPACITY, BITCH.
>>156265267>>156265276Sounds like someone with finite strength would do...
>>156265212>cucky EVILvilian not organising and waiting for fascistic imaginary great men to push the turbine for themselvesLiberalreactionarysura...
>YOU WILL MINE MY COAL CHUD>YOU WILL GROW MY WHEAT CHUD >YOU WILL SUBSIDIZE MY LUXURIES WITH YOUR EXTRA LABOR CHUD
*doesn't pull the lever**doesn't spin the turbine*
>>156262312I can't believe Death Battle made this CHADnon yesterday!
I am 15 episodes in, and the hopecore theme song has already kicked in.
*projects all the guilt of my incompetence and ineptitude unto you like a weak pathetic sissy bitch*RESSENTIMENTxistas...
>steals jobs from law enforcement, the fire department, disaster relief workers, and the militaryTHIS is your hero?
>you can't save people because...YOU'RE TAKING PEOPLE'S JOBS!are you jewish
>>156265368>>156265394He's just making their jobs easier
PSYCHOman saves everyone from a burning building when a few fire fighters could have gone in there, saved maybe one or two people and then died with the rest of the people while the building collapsed on top of them. Now the fire fighter's family won't get his life insurance money...
>innocent cop gets let go because Superman is beating up all the minorities now>finds employment as an oil rig worker>that dastardly commie villain Superman suddenly gets the idea to generate infinite energy for the entire world by spinning a turbine>once again the innocent cop is out of a job
Yes we know Superman is a worse written character than Goku, talk about something else
PSYCHOperman wouldn't heal a villain that wants to blow up a planet so he can then beat the gay out of his 11 year old son...and he wouldn't stop his son from intervening in a fight where his girlfriend is getting brutally and mercilessly beaten
Superman should've snapped Goku's neck instead in the first rematch for real kino and you would've loved it if he did.
>reducing the nigger crime rate to 0 and putting cops/lawyers out of a job is...LE MORALLY BAD!jewbro...
>>156265435Why doesn't he just get a job in an office or something
>Oh don't mind me, just letting Lex Luthor get away with it again!
>>156265470lol imagine if he killed goku the same way doomguy killed master chief
BOMBASTIC RIDERRRDRAGONIC KNIGHT
OH FUCKKAMIJOOOOOOOOO!
>>156265493Imagine if everyone killed their opponent then talked shit the exact same way as like Hal.
MCUTOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSDISNEYTOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSdceusura...dcusura...warnersura...
Feels like the end of season 1
>I can provide free clean eternal energy and reduce crime to 0 to turn society into a utopia with literally 0 downsides with a wave of my hand>B-BUT THE ECONOMY THO? B-BUT THE GOYIM MIGHT WORK FEWER HOURS THO?
Marvel is truly the superior universe.
"Marvel humans are terrible and that's why I only bother to do the bare minimum for them"
THE SABER IN YOUR HAAAANDIS A PEN TO WRITE IT DOWWWNWORDS TO SAVE THE WOOORLD!
Yatesura...
>>156265658AVENGERSTOOOOOOSSSSSS!!!!X-MENTOOOOOSSSSSSS!!!!SILVER SURFERTTOOOSSSSSSS!!!FANTASTIC FOURTOOOOOSSSSS!!!
>>156263928He hasn't been like that since the end of the Soul Society arc.
THIS COULD HAVE BEEN A DIFFERENT STORYWHERE YOU'D MATCH MY SPEEDI PUNCH THE BEST INDEED
>>156265722we don't count antifeats :)
THIS COULD HAVE BEEN A DIFFERENT STORYBUT WE'RE WATCHING FINDING DORY
>>156260393first post got it in one army screwed over the homefront bad for each front it opened elsewhere.>>156260402the sacrifices of the army made things worse for the people period and even among the cowards trying to pretend otherwise idea of people below millionaires seeing a cent out of any one of these wars is only coming up from shills.patriots got screwed at every turn and tuned out retards are the only people with military enthusiasm anymore and they'd consider it a dire insult to be asked to sign up themselves for a suckers lot.left has already backstabbed the army men at the first hint of disloyalty and is only dimly becoming aware there are very few of them left anymore as their "jobs" have gone to complete pot.our modern nightmare is worse than most of the propaganda of what loosing the last last few wars would have led to. german is one language and the nazis look hella nice compared to who did win.lefts kicking out even the faintest traces of discontent with an extremely hostile system and the veteran hero archtype was already turning to a joke just on how badly the public got screwed by that military optimism.
NORMALtosTRANSsura....
Didn't the track for Ryu vs Jin literally say "walking around in dysphoria" at one point
>>156265760Dumb tourist.
AHURA MAZDATOOOOOOOOS!ahrimansura...
>>156265777Kek it's real
YESTOOOOOOOOOOOOS!nosura...
>>156265760>implying it’s not the other way aroundMONSTER…
SNEEDTOOOOOOOOOOOOS!chucksura...
Sabrewulfsura...
>>156265368>law enforcement, the fire department, disaster relief workers and the military when Superman decides to stop taking their jobs and now they have to fight Darkseid:
are we finally gonna learn who this guy is
HE TURNED INTO A SWORD
This thread is boring. I know just how to make it better.Ahem.>FAGrio....>FAGnic....
Unfortunate name, sadly
>clittyleaking over fictional men>againThe goy are so easy to RAPE. Just make them clittyleak and they'll literally just mald on my honeypot sites for hours on end, doing NOTHING but toughguy on my interwebs, rotting their body, mind and soul until they're all the more easier to GAPE. Kek what a BITCH cattle.
>>156243856
Ignore that dimeless thread
>>156260635
Ignore that janny's pet
Real new thread up
>>156266157WHERE
>>156262412>>156262428Delusional. Deku loses instantly. 1% of base Luffy's haki already split the clouds which is endgame deku shit.
Goku? Strongest.Naruto will win against Luffy.
>>156266152
Pick one, damn it
