Making threads is hard, I should get paid for this
>>11100247I want to make Tomako my personal sex slave.
>>11100274I want to give Tomoko a very physically intimate yet schmaltzy and vanilla relationship. I wanna offer lots of exposure therapy for her social woes through lots of hugs and touching and public displays of affection. I wanna hold her hand, kiss her cheek, then gesture around us and say, "See? The heavens haven't parted, the water hasn't been turned to blood, and dogs and cats aren't getting married in the streets. Just a cute couple being cute, nothing they'll find worth reacting to~"
>>11100247>Making threads is hard, I should get paid for thisand yet you couldn't even muster the 5 image minimumyou should be fired
>>11100930I love when artists include body hair other than pubes or armpits. Makes a NEET girl more realistic and sexy
>>11100247Yeah true. Idk who was making the last couple of neet-threads but they should get paid for that
>>11100933Its already hard considering the fact that pubes are disgusting to most people.
>>11101688Love them aesthetically, but hate going down on a hairy dick or vag. My ultimate pube fantasy is shaving someone with long, natural pubes all the way smooth.
>>11101749Yeah, I love pubes aesthetically as well, seeing someone smooth just does not look right.
>>11100274I want to make Tomoko my cuddle buddy.
God I wish I were a NEET girl>>11101814>seeing someone smooth just does not look right.I guess like everything else hairiness irl just looks a lot messier and worse than in animePubes for a lot of people don't look as tidy as they do in your pic
>>11101819can't stop fantasizing about raping a neet unkept ugly girl everyday on her dark gross room and she just takes it because I'm only person that she talks to
It was fun talking about fleshomancing in the previous thread. Too bad mods messed up and cleansed half of the boards.
>>11102308wow, even in your own fantasy, i'm rooting for the neet. hope she realizes her self worth and kicks you to the curb
I'm sick again, which means I have an excuse for being sleepy and staying in my room all day. I like being sick
If the other LSAT anon is still here, scores came out this morning. I got a 174.
>>11103419Sorry about that. Now I'm going to try to leverage my deafness and try to get into Yale or UVA.
>>11103138>>11103139>>11103142Wrong thread?
>>11103482Check the box describing the character in the first panel of the comic.
shes not a neet.
>>11103571Shit, you're right, I literally cannot stop sucking dicks
>>11103760No problem. I think I'm the only one in this thread who likes the intersection of NEET and femdom (and femdom adjacent fetishes like giantess and omnipotence).
>>11103815all neets are findoms of society, so you're already golden
The part-time job demon has gotten hold of me again
>>11104063hell yeah sister, get that bread!you should go ft if you can. you won't even notice the difference and you'll have fun money left over
>>11104068I applied for full time but part time was all they had. Though I'm dreading working, I'm hoping that having a job will boost my confidence
>>11104077If it's a customer-facing job, like retail, my best advice for boosting confidence is to never take anything a customer says personally. They might raise a stink about bread or eggs or something, but they're just using you as a surrogate punching bag for other problems in their life. It's not fair to you, but it's also not your problem, and certainly not one you should take home with you.
>>11104077Also, have celebratory tits; it's really not gonna be that bad
>>11104087It's part time security work, mostly filing paperwork. What I meant about the confidence is that I already have a hard time saying no to people, and since I became a NEET I've been totally unable to. I'm too scared that if I disagree with my parents they'll play the "you're a NEET" card, and I have no good counter for that
>>11104077>tired as hell up way too late>see image>for some reason think its a pubic forest>brain assumes whoever the POV belongs to is gonna have to work at some business centered in a giant NEET girl's bushI need to go to bed.
>>11100924Reminder that arterial plaque is mostly calcium, and thus, probably the result of vitamin k deficiency. Don't believe the lies.
>>11104108It's a weird perspective, but I really like how the artist was able to capture a sense of the camera losing focus as she gets closer to you. At least, that's how it looked to me.
>>11104562dang, Kasumi out here being a total dream girl
>>11105064>no glasses>likes competitionunfortunately she is only 95% dream girl
>>11104562While I'd probably get along best with Shizuku, I think ultimately her and I would indulge each others worst tendencies. Ultimately, I think a girl like Hatoko would be better for me, since she'd get me out of the houseAlso, 3 of them are as tall or taller than me. The manlet life...
>>11104108Sounds good to me
My next-door housemate invited her fiance to our house for an entire school year, and I'm rapidly regressing into neet tendencies, despite being employed. I hide in my room even more than usual now, and I'm beginning to hoard my favorite foods, cause he's proving to be an even worse grazer than my housemate
>>11104101>soft, untoned neet stomachplease god
Anyone Remember or know where i can find an hentai where mother and daughter swaps periodicaly. The daughter fuck her boyfriend in her mother's body and tell him did not fuck her mother for error, but he fuck her mother in the end
>>11106041wrong thread, champ
>>11102308Based and same.
>>11106341like crumbs of stale bread rehydrated by foot fungus
>>11106701Tomoko has nice smelling feet actually
>>11107583>>11107595
Everything outside my room frustrates me to no end
>>11104562I like Tsuchiya, Miura and Igarashi.Tsuchiya would probably be my pick, Would be too untrusting of Miura and Igarashi seems like someone I'd ultimately drift to far apart from given enough time together.>>11105912Only leave slightly expired food out, watch them get sick from stealing it.
>>11100247NEET girls don't even exist
Dad got mad at me for not leaving the house again
>Wake up>Not a NEET girlAnother day of disappointment, huh
>>11105912At least you don't need a door blocker...
>>11108053Slightly expired food won't do shit. Most things will stay good for a fair amount of time after the expiration date or will show obvious signs like odour, taste etc.You might have some luck with dairy products. Opening and resealing them is a safe way to spoil them in a short amount of time, but chances are that your fridge will develop a horrible stench.I suggest rather to switch to extremely spicy food or going wild with flavours.
>>11108053>>11109999yeah, slightly expired either means by the best used before date, which doesn't do shit, or else it means by actual mold growing on the food, in which case it's almost certain they'll notice and not eat it because humans are actually really good at that
>>11110650yall some fuckin psychosimma just hoard my food in my room and play supermarket simulator till i rot
>>11110657>supermarket simBetter idea, emulators, play actual games such as Radiant Historia, Layton, the Etrians, Dept Heaven or SRW
Lost control of my sleep schedule again. I slept 10 hours yesterday
>>11110698Emulating has never interested me. I have never seen an emulated game run to completion without major glitches, control scheme fuckery, or full-on crashing.
>>11110792jealous i struggle to get through even one rem cycle before i wake up
>>11110963Ah I see, understandable
>>11111591>jealousIt's probably not a good thing. I've been having really short days lately. Today I woke up at noon (well, I woke up around 10 but I kept going back to bed until noon) and I'm going to bed now even though it's only 1:30AM. I don't think 13.5 hour days can be good for me
>>11111716if you check out ancient sleeping habits you'll see that it's actually more natural for humans to do two rounds of 3 to 4 hours of sleep per day than a single big lump of 8 hours, pretty much all old cultures did it like that, so what you're doing is actually somewhat good and not bad, it just doesn't match up with the modern work schedule
>>11112178this is my preferred sleep schedule when left to my own devices. fuck society for diverting us from our natural path
>>11100247>should get paidDepending on how much I pay you, it would mean you aren't NEET.
>>11100921Anon makes valid (and fisheye) points, I'm sold.Back to >>>/d/NEET from whence you came, OP
shes my world anons
>>11112960Damn, making threads on /d/ seems like an awesome career path
>>11113006Enjoy, anon>https://kemono.su/patreon/user/374475
>>11113006Rei is better
>>11113360What's up with Kemono? I keep getting Error 504, been getting it for weeks now.
>Tfw NEET girls exist and probably are in this thread>I will never be one of them>>11108946What makes you so sure?
>>11104087Does anyone know where neet girl hang out, but where it's also not wierd to talk to them. Like I know of a few forums but stuff like that is ment to be a girl zone, so it's not really ok to do it there.
>>11107921Sounds like you gotta invite some people to your room
>>11108991What's the situation ?
>>11114430>be tranny>become neet girldon't act like it's hard
>>11115326The situation back then or right now?If you mean back then, he said that he appreciates that I help out around the house, but he worries at how I spend all day indoors. I can't really blame him, at my age he'd already met my mom and had started working a good jobIf you mean right now, well I told myself I'd start going to museums, but I seem to keep making excuses.
>>11115500It's pretty hard. I don't get how there are so many tranny NEETs unless they all either have parents that are okay with it or are financially secure
>>11115510Aww, I was in a pretty bad way for a long time too. Working and leaving the house just didn't offer anyting in my mind. I managed to shake it over the years thanks to somw friends but if Im not carful it comes back.Tho the "at my age he'd already met my mom" hits hard, I try to meet girls but every girl in the friend grup already has a bf, dating apps are hell and i can't really ask a girl out more then like once every few months.I was in a relationship for 6 months but it ended a few months ago, she said "Im too passive" and I dont really know what to do with that info.Anyway, if I had one suggestion it'd probably be try to go for a coffie with a friend once a week, that's how it started for me. ( a coffie since im from the EU it can be something else, and if you dont have irl friends hanging out with online friends is a good start too)Since your strat is museums, are there like a lot of cool ones there?
>>11115548Wtf, where are they all and why am I not invited
>>11115713>Tho the "at my age he'd already met my mom" hits hard, Maybe my dad and brother are extraordinarily lucky. My dad actually met my mom in high school, and my brother just proposed to his gf from high school. I don't know if they're statistical deviations from the average, but it definitely doesn't help the feeling of falling behind>I try to meet girls but every girl in the friend grup already has a bfLately I've felt like I need to get out there right now. I do want to spend my 20's with someone I love where we have fun together before settling down and having children, and even though I know I'm young, I still feel like I need to start looking soon. >try to go for a coffie with a friend once a weekRecently they've all started playing MP games together on weekends. I'm gonna try to see if I can join, though I'm a bit worried they all don't like me anymore. But nothing ventured, nothing gained
>>11115870Idk i dont think its the norm to be with your high school crush forever, that is the dream tho. But reality aint like that usually.Yeah Im doing the same, trying to get myself out there, meet more people and practice social skills.What're they playing. Maybe we can play if your friends are no shows.
Just wanna say that there's a Welcome to the NHK daily manga thread on /a/, we're reading a chapter a day. Figured you all might enjoy
>>1111653118 years on and NHK is still my favorite anime of all timemight just have to check the manga* out
>>11115716>Wtf, where are they all Probably all at home not going anywhere>why am I not invitedInvited to where?
>>11116075>Idk i dont think its the norm to be with your high school crush forever, that is the dream tho. But reality aint like that usually.What's the percentage of high school relationships that last? He's been stubbornly dedicated to her to the point that I resent him for it. I know it's an awful thing to say, but I wish he was single so we could hang out more. Part of me hates that I'm going to lose him. I can never go a full evening without him mentioning her in passing. >What're they playing.This weekend it's Civ V, though it seems like I'm going to be busy again this weekend helping my dad with stuff. So why bother>Maybe we can play if your friends are no shows.I appreciate the offer, but doing things with 4chan also makes me really anxious. I don't want to promise to commit only to flake like I always do
>>11104562I love both Honda Neneko and Kazura Yukie, but i feel like i'd relate and get along better with Neneko.
>>11100925wife material
>>11119121>>11119124Stupendous.
Personally, I like my NEET girls smelly but not hairy
seemingly not a meet but still very cute and pretty
>>11120694*neet
At least she has a little trashcan
>>11120696
I've fucked up, I've fucked up so bad. I got a job offer for this part-time position, but they needed references from two previous jobs. The thing is that I actually gave them two emails, but the job said that they weren't getting responses. I told them I'd reach out to my old bosses. This was like a month ago and I just emailed my old bosses asking if they could be my reference yesterday. If they don't get back to my new job by close of business today, they'll rescind the job offer. I'm so fucked. I haven't told my parents any of this. They've even started telling my relatives that I'm already working there. The only good news is that this part time job is pretty shitty and is only meant to be temporary, so it's not like I'm missing out on a proper career. But still, this is so fucking bad
>>11121592Ask a friend or your parents to lie and be a reference.
>>11121073cum'able
>>11120909
I love this filthy idiot like you wouldn't believe.
>never going to shave a neet girl's armpit or pussy hair cleanwhy live?
>>11121960Can't stop thinking of the voiced one.
>>11116649I think they have the same odds as anyone else. My aunt and uncle were high school sweethearts and they're still each other's best friend. I want to have a relationship like theirs one day.
Remember to wash your bedsheets
>>11121760Imagine cumming just from being hugged
>>11122949But that will take the smell of me out of it.
I haven't even started my first shift and I already want to quit. How do I stop feeling this dread? I want to be able to work like a normalfaggot because I have to
>>11124761silence, slave.You're past bedtime, you'll be groggy at work.
>>11124761Find a way to detach. Engage the autopilot.
>>11100247Hi. I havent showered in 4 days. Does that make me a hot commodity?
>>11124761It'll get better, trust me ..just give it some time for now. Tho take care of yourself..and quit if it really gets too much
>>11124761You just need to get into the routine of it, anon.Any major disruption to your normal schedule/way of life/whatever is perceived as negative and scary, because it's pulling you out of your comfort zone.
>>11120909>>11121920I'd sniff her, concede to her point for that day but insist we have a nice long soak together the next day.Lying on my chest while we have a nice bubbly bath should make the idea more appealing to her.>>11122949Yes yes, I'm doing that later>>11124904No, I bet you smell like a walking corpse, go shower you swine.
>>11125336I did right after posting that
Just got a part time job and my mom wants me to go to ANOTHER job fair tomorrow. This is such bullshit
Hey, I’m looking for story ideas. I like this thread, does anyone have any scenarios with neets they enjoy?
Does any Anon have any advice for meeting girls like this? I've been to conventions and geek culture places, but I don't usually see girls like that for some reason.
>>11126114That's a goddamn wonderful pic, anon.>how to meet actual NEET girlsIn general, they don't really exist in the US because NEETbux isn't a thing, so the NEETs would be living at home with the parents. I also knew a guy who actually had a NEET girlfriend (not the sweaty/hairy kind, just a gamer girl type that never worked) and the novelty dried up fast since you're supporting the two of you on your income, and she wasn't really helping around the house. And she was a huge, bratty bitch on top of that. 3DPD stays true here, I think.
Tomorrow I die a NEET's death. The job demon has sunk it's claws into me. I will miss these days
>>11100434I want to fuck Tomoko prone bone while holding down her wrists and gripping so hard they nearly snap while she screams out for her brother to save her as her mind snaps from cumming
>>11104562Obviously blowjob from Hatoko while Chinami gives you a rimjob paizuri
>>11127773>a rimjob paizuria whatnow
need NEET monstergirl
>>11128246kys footfag
I don't want a job I don't want a job I don't want a job I don't want a job I don't want a job I don't want a job I don't want a job I don't want a job
>>11128233She's really cute
Peak girls desu.
I want to take a huge whiff of all the girls in this thread. I want to stick my nose in a NEET girl's bush that hasn't been washed in months and breath her girlsmell in.
When does one cease to be a NEET? Is it when they sign the paperwork accepting the job? When they clock in for the first time? When they go to bed early the day prior so that they can be awake on time? Something else?
>>11128234I'd ask for a hoofjob but I don't want my penis to get crushed.
>>11128922It's when you fail any of EETs by:>starting formal education>accepting an offer of employment/doing your first day of work>starting a formal training program or regimen
First day of work and my alarm didn't go off. I want to go back to being a NEET. This sucks
>>11129129
>>11128234
>>11126107Why is she crying? :(
>>11129415Comic is 'Kemonokko Tsuushin ~Koumori Musume Vivi~' for any anons looking.
How the hell do normalfaggots have time to jerk off? Between getting home from work and going to bed, I have no time at all when people in the house aren't awake. I hate this, being a NEET is so much better
>>11130827Easy, I live alone, so I can jerk it whenever I feel like.
I need more hairy NEET women, really hairy ones are the best
>>11130827>How the hell do normalfaggots have time to jerk off?in the morning and in the shower>>11130869i used to before i moved back in with my parents like a retardstill was nervous since my apartment walls were thin
>>11131162>so hairy they look like primatesI love pubes/pit hair on women, but I legitimately do not understand this 'I want them to look like they're from planet of the apes' shit
>>11131397homosexuals trying to cope
>>11131426Nah, I know I'm a faggot :-) I'd say it's just degenerates trying to cope by jacking off to people in their unrealistic fantasies rather than closeted homosexuals
>>11131426I thought homosex was all about shaving and waxing???
>>11133353Game name?
>>11133353same
>>11133689>>11133691NTA but here, it's Zettai Fukujuu Crisis https://vndb.org/v29239
>>11133997Sankyuu. Though I've never finished Hopegame. I've still gotta get around to that
>>11128603“Unemployed Gyebaeksoon“ webtoon coming this month it looks like, looking forward to it.
>>11124878>>11124907>>11125186Thanks for the advice. After 2 weeks I've mostly adjusted. I don't really dread it the way I used to. Still wish I could be a NEET again
Oh no, not me. I never lost control
Does anyone know of any good NEET doujin?
>>11136652Cute dork
I got a part time job and my parents are STILL hassling me about getting a full time one. This is such bullshit
>>11141846Make sure you save up.
>>11142629No. I want to spend it all on LEGOs
awkward.
>>11129251I can't even get up for game launches or streams or whatever, you know the only things that keep me going, as much as I hated it at least when I went to school I always was wake on time and had a strict schedule to go around, I hate sleeping, what's the point of living if I just lay like I'm dead for most of it not even being able to do stuff I like I hate myself so much
>>11142896>as much as I hated it at least when I went to school-let me stop you right there, buckaroo. Repeat after me because it seems you're slipping - "absence makes the heart grow fonder"You're not free from the whims of your body, but at least you're free from school (and work). Never forget that you'd go right back to hating the entirety of existence (or hating it more) if you were forced to start going back there."Oh why did I not appreciate having all this time, why did I say such foolish things as implying that I'm missing any part of this circus" would be your mantra right before falling to wagie dreamless sleep and right after waking up with an entire day of nuisances ahead of you
>>11143021I'm not saying i want to go back, I'm just saying I miss having a more fixed schedule as its much harder for me to get stuff done without, not that that was the only change affecting it but yeah.I technically have more time but I'm way worse at using it and it sucks, ive beaten more games in a single school year (among other projects and hobbies ive since abandoned) than I have in total while neeting, which sucks and kind of defeats the purpose doesn't it? I should be putting every hour to the best possible use while I have it instead of sleeping through half the day or just wasting time doing literally nothing instead of something I enjoy.
>>11143229maybe set a goal for yourself, a feasible feat to gauge your progressbaby steps anon
>>11141846Remember i rejected a partime job because i thought my brother would tell me that wasn't good enough.Happened 5 years ago, still haven't gotten any jobs due to lack of job experience.Though i still got told not to accept a job at used phone stores because the customers are usually mentally ill gypsies who would try to rub the place. Like idk do you want me to work or not? Like i get he is looking out for me but like I'm too dumb or have motivation to get a job, i'm just happy not to starve.Wish my internet wasn't hyper shit because at least i could pretend becoming a streamer/pngtuber>>11142639Honestly i'm always tempted to buy legos on sale, though i usually get the little bag legos for 1 euro/dollar
>>11131397Yeah it's pretty nasty, like goddamn I'm a man NEET and even I'm not that hairy. Take a razor to your hair every now and then you animals.
>>11143756It's beyond any kind of normal hair growth unless the girl is the daughter of George 'The Animal' Steel. It's probably some borderline furry fetish for primates.
>>11143599Ride that gravy train for as long as possible. I always helped my parents out with home stuff so I could justify being a hikkiNEET.
Bump, dont let neets die.
>>11144115i do that, just would be nice to have an actual income and buy new stuffs.I totally would be down to not needing work and somehow end up at a big company's office work where they forget i exists but don't forget to pay me lolBut i would also wouldn't mind actually working in normal condition and not replacing 2-3 other people who quit on the spot, while i'm total beginner at the job
>>11147117The income is nice, and part time work isn't so bad. I still get 4 days off, and when I work it's only evenings. But I still dread getting a full time job. 9-5, 5 days a week sounds absolutely awful. And getting a job really didn't make me feel much better. I've felt really nervous for a week and I don't know why. I feel like I've been avoiding some serious responsibility, but I'm not. I just wish I felt better
>>11147197Is there a reason get a full time job? Like if I just want some money without constantly wanting to blow my brains out is there anything wrong with that? It at least sounds somewhat bearable.
>>11105912> My next-door housemate invited her fiance to our houseAnd you said yes? Yeah, just bring a strange man over for a year, no big deal it’s not like I pay rent here too or anything?
>>11147297>Is there a reason get a full time job?Money. Most people cannot live off of part time work alone, and most high-paying jobs don't offer part-time work. Or in my case, I'm looking for full time work because my parents are making me. There's nothing wrong with not working full-time, it's whatever you can afford. Security work is pretty good for part-time stuff, especially overnight. You're unlikely to have to deal with people and it pays decently
is Tumko a neet?
>>11147297NTA but i'm doing drawing commission still havent found that niche that make some ez money for a bit then do/draw what i want sadly
Don't let neets die
Any other brown neets here?
>>11149842Uh, yeah. What difference does it make?
>>11136652I need more Neet comics, like this one or 26 years doomed girl
>>11150123She Doesn't Know Why She Lives is a good one. There's also NEEKO, but the last volume of her manga is super MLT to the point where I couldn't bear reading it. The rest of the volumes are good though. The manga for Welcome to the NHK is very good, though /a/ JUST finished reading it together. But still, I'd read it alone. Off the top of my head, that's all I've got
>>11104562I like Tsuchiya and Igarashi, but I really get a chance to Hayami at firstShe looks really (and painfully) similar to me
>>11103815>>11104108Fuck, giantess NEET stuff is so hot. I need a NEET girl with fat tits to just drain me of my seed as she keeps mashing her huge boobs around me, making me cum over and over again.
>>11150342Thanks for the recs anon>NHK I read the manga/light novel, and saw the anime:What an experience
>>11150394*I'll give her a chanceSorry
>>11150398What a coincidence, I just came across this on Marusayamo's Twitter. Machine translated, but the main idea is there: post-college NEET who doesn't take showers or baths for weeks and stays up all night playing video games keeps a boy inside her panties to use as sexual and emotional relief.
>>11150628
>>11149851brown is more gross
>>11150749Sorry
>>11150749be nice
>>11130419Thank you, this bat girl is everything I wanted, great doujin
So this is where the neet thread went
>>11103815>>11103953Anyone else use NEET girl threads as superior Body Swap/TSF threads? I am super into the idea of being a girl, masturbating, seeing what it's like to have a female body, while otherwise being myself and living my usual life. Some pics posted in these threads capture exactly that fantasy if I self insert; me as my usual NEET self except while also being a girl. Body Swap/TSF/other fetishes that involve a guy turning into a girl usually are primarily focused around power play, domination/submission, humiliation, or some such thing, and too little of it is about just enjoying being the opposite sex sexually or consentually. NEET girl pics capture that seemingly more specific fetish much more effectively for me.
>>11152488>Some pics posted in these threads capture exactly that fantasy if I self insert; me as my usual NEET self except while also being a girl.Personally, my gender-stuff-fetishism is mostly born out of my desire to look and feel sexy and desirable... so I can't relate. It's funny - I'm more attracted to the girl-next-door look in others, but if I were a girl, I'd be all short shorts and hot pink.>Body Swap/TSF/other fetishes that involve a guy turning into a girl usually are primarily focused around power play, domination/submission, humiliation, or some such thing, and too little of it is about just enjoying being the opposite sex sexually or consentually.This we can agree on. I can see why those fetishes go together, but there's not enough "time to just enjoy being sexy" stuff.
I thought getting a job would solve everything. Instead, I think I feel worse now than I did when I was a NEET
>>11152558>Personally, my gender-stuff-fetishism is mostly born out of my desire to look and feel sexy and desirableUnderstandable. For me, my desire for trying out being a girl was always rooted in wanting to feel female sexuality first hand & knowing what the physical experience of being a girl was like, rather than anything emotional or mental, which is why pics of NEET girls living an average NEET lifestyle is so appealing to me, bonus if they're masturbating.
>>11153014Really the only positive is usually having money at least they don't give out neetbux here.There was some conspiration theory coworkers at my last job and most people were buried in their phone or large age gap barely having any similar talk points or deep into politics.
>>11153564I really want to spend my entire first paycheck on a Lego but my stupid parents would get mad at me. So annoying
>>11154125If youre a neet they should be glad you even got a job, if I do I'm definitely blowing all my money on games and hardware and they can cry about it because thats the only reason I'd even get a job to begin with, if I can't buy shit I want wtf is the point
>>11109373Doubt anyone's interested but I just spent over 2 months to get a job, then got a 4 hour a week schedule. At this rate I'd accept being someone's basement-pet. I'm tired of adulting.
I'm tired of LARPING as a normalfag, but I know if I go back to being a NEET, I'm still going to be miserable as fuck. >>11154638Congrats on the job anon. Hang in there.
>>11154687>congratsMy monthly expenses are higher than the money they would offer. I had a meltdown last shift about it and I don't expect to be called back.>Why did they hire me?>Well we need people.>Then why do I have FOUR HOURS A WEEK?
Wish I had a cute NEET Girlfriend. Even working on a job that can pay for two on its own. But everyone in here is just trans.
>>11154770she's not a neet
A NEET, a NEET, my kingdom for a NEET!
I know that I need to reconnect with my friends to escape my hikki lifestyle, but I'm scared of talking to them again. They're all talking in that group chat more and more again. I know I need to jump in now. But I'm just so scared. I'm scared they won't like me anymore and I'll have lost my hope. I'm scared I'll make an ass of everything. I'm scared they'll all have made it while I'm stuck in place. I'm scared that we'll get along really well and I'll start getting invites to go hang out with them again. I'm scared that I'll flake on them and pretend not to see and they'll stop inviting me anywhere again. I'm so fucking scared of everything
Sweet NEET feet
>>11154743You still have options anon. >Stick with it & ask for more hours>Accept your losses with the meltdown & hope they fire you, so that you can get unemployment for a bitEither way, start looking for a new job & get that resume out there if you're unsatisfied. Even if this is your first job, having this on your resume is still a minor boost.
>>11155527>even if this is your first jobIt's my 27th...and past employers have pulled similar on me. I'm very close to the end of my rope financially and can't even tank the loss of time that they've already inflicted on me. My credit card payment is three months past due and I had to overdraft just to ensure I have a phone to take more job calls this month.Stepdad's looking for reasons to evict me at this point so....shit's not going too great. Part of why I lionize neethood so much is that I'm sick and tired of living out of my car working my ass off only to get further screwed at every juncture. My ass hurts. They didn't even buy me dinner.
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>>11119121My gf is built exactly like this but with an even flatter chest, though she's technically not a NEET since we met in uni. For those asking how to meet girls like this, you need to realize they seriously never (or almost never) get out, and if they do, they're only doing it out of necessity and don't want to be bothered. You need a lot of guts and charm to break that barrier, you can't really also be a NEET yourself.
>>11155297breathe in
>>11150629Fuuuuuuuuck, that's hot. If this had a good focus on tit stuff this would be some peak shit. Thanks for sharing this, anon.
How is it to realistically adopt a neet? Within the next year I may be at a point where I can retire and focus more on fun things.
>>11155807They would smell good, Tomoko is clean
>>11156002Just have a kid and encourage them to spend all their time inside. Start them off with reading, since this is something they can do in school alone that their teachers won't have much issue with. Eventually, bring them into gaming/anime. After a decade & change, you'll have a home-grown NEET
>>11156095I think anon means a neet pet or housemaid or roommate
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>>11156230I wanna smell her hair while we cuddle
>>11156254describe the scent!
>>11156169Yeah, that. I'll probably be 32 by the time everything clears and the dust settles. Just seems like it'd be a prime time to really have fun and make everything sustainable. Likely pet or wife, ignoring reality of how money can attract bad sorts.
>>11156256A bit smelly since she forgot to shower yesterday and didn't turn on the AC last night so she sweat a lot in her sleep
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>>11100247>live in a part of the world where finding a neet gamer gf is basically impossibleman do i envy the west
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>>11156299it's probably so oily
>>11156002It's... awkwardFirst and foremost, it's something that's pretty dangerous. Tenants have rights, and in some ways, depending on where you live, people allowed to live in a space for free have even more. Most actual neets aren't neets because they're good, but shy people, they'll sink claws into any opening and exploit anything they think they can, and you are always legally vulnerable to allegations of abuse. Not all neets are this vitriolic, but some are, and it's tough to tell who is just playing nice, and will show true colors over time or in times of duress.Second, most adult neets have zero intent of "improving", whatever that means. If they did, they wouldn't be neets. If they can get by without doing something they will, and if they can work twice as hard to not do something they don't want to do, they will. This can be grating on peopleThird, neets require oversight and maintenance. They actively damage spaces by neglect; expect to have to do weird renovations and repairs like replacing tiles because a spill was allowed to soak for months, expect toilets to get buildups of whatever minerals are in the water, expect shit you haven't anticipated. A neet is a more expensive tenant than an otherwise similar one, because of the increase in repairs and shit you will have to do; and remember the rights. You can't just ignore these things, because you are legally accountable for them.It's not a live in sex slave (usually, maybe you find a neet willing to do lifestyle kink, good for you if you do, but, this is unicorn tier), and it's rarely even a live in maid, any work they do will not be outweighed by the work you end up having to do to account for them. Also, beware, there is much more to "stinky" than muskIt's not like it's unviable if you really want to, and there are neets that do have virtues to keeping around, but that isn't standard. Just watch your ass legally, and be aware of what circumstantial evidence you leave around them.
>>11156319I had an ex who was a neet who wanted to stop being one. I wrote his CV with him, showed him how to apply to jobs, got him actual work shoes (which had to be velcro because he didn't know how to tie them), shopped for interview clothes, drove him around...after a full year of trying to get him on his feet he didn't even understand how to use a griddle for eggs and spam. I cooked, I cleaned, I worked fulltime, and I would come home to "I beat your times in Neon White." And this is all AFTER I left the city to get away from a violent coworker, and told him if he wanted to be roommates again he had to drive himself to my area. And so...he took a Greyhound, forcing us to go to a motel because a sedan can't house two.Just be careful who you take in, anons. If they have trouble with work or anxiety but they mean well, that's likely fine, but if someone says they need help doing EVERYTHING, that's a red flag. Using a laundry machine, making eggs, tying shoes -- these aren't normie skills, they are the BASELINE TO SURVIVAL.God you guys should have seen his facial hair. Thank fuck for electric trimmers.
>>11156497>Just be careful who you take in, anons. If they have trouble with work or anxiety but they mean well, that's likely fine, but if someone says they need help doing EVERYTHING, that's a red flag. Using a laundry machine, making eggs, tying shoes -- these aren't normie skills, they are the BASELINE TO SURVIVAL.Some people, as kind or likeable as can be, are simply incapable of navigating life without extreme amounts of help. Whether that's due to lack of intelligence, mental illness, etc.I have one of those leeches in my life too. My mom married a homeless guy because she was lonely and she's not exactly the sharpest tool either. He's a nice fella, just wish he'd carry any fucking job and get his teeth fixed :')
It's crazy how much space there is in my room when there's not loads of crap on the floor
Fuck me I didn't expect to catch feels reading this thread, now I feel like a voyeuristic asshole preying upon desperate people.I was a NEET for a few years after dropping out, but I've been financially stable ever since I got a job. Best thing my parents did was making me get a driver's license so I at least could help with shopping etc., and without it I wouldn't land the job I have.
>>11157205well, fwiw, we all have some interest in neets here. And it happens that some of us wouldn't be missed if we were whisked away to an anon's basement to be their pillow pet.
>>11157211Whilst I am degenerate, I don't think I could handle living such a life.It's a nice thought to come home from work to take my pet to the showers to force them to clean themselves and me.
>>11157211I certainly love to own and take care of my pillow pet. (tits optional)
graduated to a fakeneet. job in the morning, uni 2-until afternoon. this sucks. hardly have time to rot and be happy in my room other than weekends anymore. fuck my stupd tranneet life.
How do you find and romance Neet girls that aren't utter narcissists and would actually appreciate you? Any Neet girl I've dated has looked down on me despite being visually and socially above her. I want an ego broken hopeless Neet girl who'd appreciate the love and attention I could give her.
>>11157271>I want an ego broken hopeless Neet girl who'd appreciate the love and attention I could give herYour behavior is repulsive, that's why they look down on you. Presumably you want someone with the capacity to feel shame to fulfill your weak girl fetish, and it's not like anyone actually wants to be your sex toy forever
>>11157271I think you ran into the fake neets who were cared for like they were princess and now they no longer know their own selfworth and still think they can get everything for free
>>11157271Dama ningen, zettai
>>11157271I can't know them and you reliably, but if they consistently look down on you, either they're all narcissistic or prideful, or you don't treat them fairly. I'm not a true neet, given my extensive list of past jobs, but I feel pretty ego broken by now, and I don't feel like being belittled or insulted about my lack of value would make me feel cared for. This is how I imagine an involuntary neet may feel:>I know I'm not a valued member of society, but the life society wants me to live is stressful and scary>I am so alone that I'd give up everything for a friend who still likes me despite it all>if there's no hope for me to find someone who genuinely loves me, I'd settle for a little aftercare when I pay my rent with sex>once in a while a game of Mann Vs. Machine with them would be nice, maybe we could even do some cheesy healslut type teasing?Did you ever try talking to them seriously about their day, asking if they're feeling alright, just giving them a platonic hug occasionally without expectation of sex? Even some reassurance or attempts at training them to go shopping might be appreciated. I know some neets might not think this way, just pitching ideas based on what would make me feel better. Some neets might enjoy degrading behavior, but if they're a legitimate neet who doesn't have a humiliation fetish, they still have feelings. Or even more likely, their feelings are dulled enough from isolation and negativity that honest care or kindness could break down some major emotional barriers.
Being the social and emotional rehabilitation therapy to a neet is nice. It's a laborious and exhausting process, but a rewarding one. Enabling a neet is... less nice.
>>11157456>Did you ever try talking to them seriously about their daylol. This guy wants a sex slave who loves him unconditionally and he wants to feel like hot shit for deigning to give a girl who's "beneath him" attentionHe should marry a dog and fuck it instead, but they're probably too mouthy for his liking
>>11157476Even sex slaves benefit from a little feelings jam once in a blue moon.
>Taking a dysfunctional, hyper depressive neet and forcibly correcting their life outlook by tickling them every time they mope, hide from the world, or otherwise act badly
>>11157482That sounds nice...Been in my room for 2 days not including today. Avoiding family is hard on weekends. I'm hungry. Tried making pizza friday, followed recipe and mixing instructions to the T, but after an hour of trying to fix things, ended with a nearly full mixing bowl of sticky useless dough that refused to rise. Haven't eaten since. All I got in my room is flour and stuff for cooking/baking efforts, frosting for said efforts (but at this point I doubt I'll make cookies anymore), a dry pack of ramen, and a little baggie of stroopwafels I was gifted by mom a week ago. What do? I might just eat the stroops and frosting and sneak out to make ramen tomorrow.
>>11157489Try to make pizza again, anon!Keep trying, every time you learn more.Making pizza is fun, 'cuz you can eventually get to the point where you can make cool, unique and weird pizza types. I did a cheeseburger pizza once, for example, with seasoned ground beef chunks, American cheese slices tomato slices, and pickles, with a little thousand island, ketchup, and mustard over the top. It's always fun to do this kind of fun experimentation!
>>11157500that unironically sounds really good...I remember having a dessert pizza from some place in Seattle when I was a kid. We were there cleaning a dead relative's house to fulfill the will. The pizza had a brown sugar sauce in place of tomato sauce, I forget what else. I could never find a place that made anything like it after.>every time you learn moreYeah but it's my money, and I can barely afford to eat ramen anymore. If I can't bake bread or make pizza from scratch, then all I can make is spaghetti or ramen till I die. And it's already driving me a little insane after a few months. Hence my attempted pizza making...I'll try tomorrow...but I'm starving now and can't get more than a ten minute window to make anything today, so....frosting it is.Any of you play Call of Duty by chance? Older ones, nothing newer than BO3.
I just like the idea of a neet girl who never is stressed out and snacks all day while she games or watches anime.
>>11157636God that image makes me happy on several levels. Can I be her?
To me neet and bbw pair quiet nicely.
>these picsBlessed. I know many people like their neets malnourished and scrawny, but I like lazy chub way more. Plus...energy drinks and ramen get old after a while ; ;
>>11157651I like my NEETs big, bubbly, and cheery.I'd much rather have a woman geek out excitedly over her video games, anime, or pop culture things than real life work and school drama.
>>11157656Pizza is such a perfect NEET food. You can eat one all day and you don't even have to reheat it. I used to live somewhere that had great room temp pizza and I'd order there at least once a weekGranted, I also put on ~20 pounds at that time
>>11156319>>11156497I suppose I'm not looking for some low functioning tard to wrangle. Like someone who works but really doesn't like to, or wants to go neet but isn't incapable of using a toilet.>>11157205I was unemployed for a year during a very bad spot. Thinking that money won't be an issue I've been thinking more of who I could share that with. Less some caged up gremlin and more a gremlin wearing a nice necklace or choker when we go out and enjoy things without worry. Never cared for the idea of taking someone vulnerable and turning them into an idle sextoy.
>>11157695>Never cared for the idea of taking someone vulnerable and turning them into an idle sextoyIt literally is just called grooming.While I do think NEETs can be kind of cute and I love the idealized of someone with no stress in their live, kind of living half oblivious to the reality of the world, while living in a second adolescence is not really that good in reality. I dont think anyone should deny that there is a massive aspect of grooming and enabling in this specific fetish and potentially anyone looking for a NEET to fulfill their sexual desires. Realistically a relationship with someone who is a NEET and not a stay at home parent is going to be one that is prone to being parasitic to one partner or be exploitative of the one with less resources whether they be financially, socially, or mentally. >>11156319>>11156497I am assuming this is typical of the anons in the adopt a neet threads. Those are horror stories. I did meet a person, online not in person. But she had massive anxiety issues, hated anyone seeing her, rarely went outside and also have an abusive home life. A few things she did would be somewhat stereotypical of a NEET such as being a terminally online and an amazing gamer. Only ever stopped being a NEET when she was able to get an overnight job where nobody would see her. I did admire how smart I thought she was at the time too, very resourceful for someone with no income and had many natural talents. My crush on her fall apart after an incident, and honestly I am glad I never ended up being with her just because of how many issues she has and conflicting personality traits. But I still think about her from time to time and hope she is doing good regardless. I think its safe to say that the vast majority of adult NEETs past the age of 21 have some mental issue that stopped them from having a normal life or have been coddled for some reason so they never matured past being a teenager. Its really sad when you think about it.
i wish i could just neet out. not at all into men sexually but at this point i'd take anything. i guess it's more housewife out..? be taught basic survival skills i never learned and do my best to apply them with varying levels of success but still having someone come home and be happy to see me just having fun on my computer. i'd probably put up with the occasional outings and begrudgingly accept sexual advances in exchange for a full day of rotting in a room, huddled up together and not being shamed for having this be how i spend my life with someone infatuated with me and vice versa.god i wish i was normal...
>>11157703>think its safe to say that the vast majority of adult NEETs past the age of 21 have some mental issue that stopped them from having a normal lifePretty much thisPeople that live "neet-like" are the kinds of people I think are the better fit for this kind of thing.More the person who has a job they underachieve for, but protects their free time, who does little outside of work and their choice of homebodying. Someone who, in a pinch, CAN be relied on, and who is actually pulling at least a good chunk of their own weight; they may still come up short in some area, but, the basics of a minimal subsistence are mostly down.There's a small subset of like, I'll say, "aspiring housewives" that do tick some more conventional neet boxes, but these people also aren't usually living the squalid lifestyle synonymous with neets. They may not be in employment, but they have a sense of responsibility, duty, and outgoingness that means their neetdom is much more a choice than the condemnation it is to others. They COULD probably go handle some "real" work, and many are post-some education, but they don't really tick enough of the thematic boxes, despite being the most capable of fulfilling the fetish.A genuine adult neet COULD be a diamond in the rough, but is much more likely more rough than diamond, and probably needs professional help to achieve the levels of functionality the fetish probably wants... except for the aspects of the fetish that do actually gravitate around an actually helpless, effectively invalid, and captive or tame human pet, which the other two kinda aren't.
>>11157781Yeah...I'm >>11156497 and like...I assumed he would be somewhat like me. I was working while homeless specifically for us to try doing something in our lives. I don't have high expectations, but ten hours a week at Harris Teeter? After a year that was all he could get? I didn't last long at most of my jobs while I was in that situation, but when Wing Co. closed their location I was off to Arby's, then Jiffy. I fought tooth and nail to get a shot at having a subsistence life.It's like he gave up before he even left his room. I might be beaten down but I'm not giving completely up on life.
It's like my parents exist to make me uncertain. Anytime I tell them about anything I'm planning, they constantly question my approach or my reasoning or my desired outcome. I'm so fucking sick of this. I hate people so fucking much
>>11157995Been there, anon...my dad spent my entire teenage decade doubting and naysaying anything I said. I graduated on time so I don't know why he shit on me so hard. It didn't stop after graduation either. Every job I tried to get he'd neg me about, tell me to find something better, get a REAL job in x or y field, HEY YA LIKE COMPUTERS SPORT YOU'RE A SHOO IN FOR MICROSOFT. He even dangled job opportunities over my head only to always backtrack because he doesn't want me to quit or fail and make him look bad. Man never gave me a chance, and still wanted me to surpass Bill Gates.
>>11157639Yes you may, be unemployed and cuddly.
>>11158019I don't know why but just seeing a woman living so lazily, and blissful in her neet life that she is content on playing video games and snacking all day, isn't just her routine but also made her fat is simultaneously really cute and sexy at the same time.
>>11158033Wonderfully illustrated. Seeing a scrawny NEET makes me worried she's still so upset about not being what society wants her to be that she's not taking care of herself at all, all the while living just as sedentary a lifestyle as the chubby girl she could be once she ignores all the pressure and enjoys having all the freetime she wants leading to an increase in happiness and thus appetite. (:
Does anyone have the pic of a neet girl with huge tits painting a custodes in her underwear and saying she wishes it had giant tits and a fat pussy so she could properly self insert?
Thanks for ruin this thread with your obese shit>>11157996Same for mePlus he never let me say nothing, including some opinion in any theme
>>11158107Thanks for 'ruin' thread with your shit English dumb-dumb.Cute fatties > Pathetic blogging Anons, being a NEET is only endearing when it's a girl you shitter.
>>11158138The topic is neethood and relationships with neets. Don't wanna talk about that stuff? Then post neet pics instead. Be the change.>>11158107Same here. If you don't like tubby neets, post your twigs. Nobody was stopping you.
>>11157703>parasiticGiven how I imagine a relationship going, I don't think I'd care if she'd work. I'm know I'm opening myself up to a lot but I'd rather value the free time to do things together. But that also is highly situational too. If she has rent, lives with parents, whatever the situation is.I like just spitballing ideas, logistics. If things are even a portion of what I think, it'll be fine. It just means looking at the personal side and seeing the risks and added costs. Not everyone wants to be a neet, or some escaped neethood and don't want to go back. I think that is a big part of it, rather than just looking for someone who can't use a toilet. It's weird.
Shell smashed, juices flowingWings twitch, legs are goingDon't get sentimentalIt always ends up drivel
I think I've finally accepted I'm a neet anons. My question is, is anyone else here someone who kept getting pushed into a hobby or interest they originally loved but now despise with a passion for depressing the everloving shit out of them + too much encouragement from their family on said subject + kind of just being an outdated subject that knowledge of has no real tangible monetary position in life nowadays? Because I just had to get stuck with one of the autism hyperfixation corners with ocean liners apparently.Throw in chronic fatigue syndrome (read: "idk why you're so tired anon"), growing intolerance to heat and now I spend up to 85% of my time just in bed to not be in both physical and mental pain.
>>11158314>My question is, is anyone else here someone who kept getting pushed into a hobby Not quite the same thing, but my relationship to Magic the Gathering is kinda weird now.I loved playing it and making decks for a big chunk of my life, but now even looking at them makes me anxious, makes me relive a few pretty shitty friendships I put up with to have SOMEONE to do things with, and have this sort of weird, booming feeling that I'll probably never play the game again that makes fiddling with them feel futile and depressing. There's an entire section of my room where they're in kind of a containment zone from where I put them the last time I played with them seriously, that I've never quite been able to clean up. It's not like a huge mess or anything, just, a couple things sorta disheveled.
Sometimes it can be really fun to clean, especially if you listen to music. Something about putting order to disorder is kinda cathartic
>>11158614Man I need to take a bath. Maybe I'll do that in the morning before I continue applying to places. Showers just aren't enough, if the shower's hot enough I see skin coming off pretty much everywhere. Face, chest, arms, legs, neck...I need a good long hot bath. Maybe a full body shave again. I might get off on hirsute neets, but I do have some self-care standards.
>>11158242>The topic is neethood and relationships with neets.I suppose that this question was have already asked before: Why does Neet threads in /d/ and not in other boards like /e/ or /h/? In /h/ I've seen some other Jimiko threads before, so one Neet could be fit perfectly>If you don't like tubby neets, post your twigs. I already post a couple of images before
>>11158649Yeah, just keep doing it and balance is restored. Some like 'em fat and some like 'em slim. That's pretty much it.
i really love that we keep going with these threads..I love that we can talk about random stuff like pizza, games, etc. And not just sexual things. I love that we give advice and try to help each other. It feels so much more real than what's going on in the other threads. This community may be niche or small but that doesn't matter. It feels nice and comfy reading through all the posts on here. thanks anons.believe in yourself, take care and keep going. it'll all work out
>>11159086Thanks anon, I actually needed that. And the first line is my personal rebuttal to posts like >>11158138 . These threads are about a lot of things, because neetdom is complicated and not just a power fantasy. Even enjoying neet characters like Tomoko is a vast spectrum of feelings. Sometimes you get horny at the thought of sniffing fuzzy unwashed neet armpits. Sometimes you want to be the neet, a live in housewife for another anon without the expectation of being a perfect housewife and champion homemaker. Sometimes you laugh at their antics when they're put in confusing situations. Sometimes you need solace because you feel the same dread as her. All these things are worth sharing in /neet/. I like it all.
>>11159086Posting here makes me feel a lot better
No NEET manga is complete without the more successful younger sibling to really drive the point home
>>11159090Ahh kabi nagata !! I love her manga
>>11130827You can jack off when other people are awake as long as you at least mostly close your door. I have cats so I have to do a quick check before closing but otherwise just keep a habit of closing your door so people knock and you'll be okay.
>>11159927I learned to rub it out with no lube or foreskin and focus heavily on the head while holding my breath. Borderline asphyxiation levels of holding. I literally don't make a sound when I cum anymore. Good thing too because if family hears a damn peep they notice. Even breaths that are slightly louder than sleeping breaths get interrogated.
>>11159733I need to finish the rest of them. They make me feel better about being a virgin. At what age does being a virgin become embarrassing?
