>>11162722
just inhale the fumes if you're ever going to do them. If you spill them, try to clean it asap or the smell will be horrendous. They can also cause chemical burns if you spill any one you. Drinking is almost always fatal. I'm the opposite of a guy telling you "dont do drugs ever", I think they're fine when done responsibly, but you need to know every aspect about them if you are going to do them.

anyone else here doing long-term anal only?

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>>11162814
>QOTD
I'd say between 1000 and 2000 USD total, between toys, a hismith, lube, and clothes. Also some drugs for anal specifically, such as edibles and molly. Sometimes I look at it from an outside perspective and think it's fucked up how much money and time I dedicate to it, but at the same time, the sheer pleasure that comes from it has been worth it. It's like tasting a forbidden fruit, it tastes better than anything, but now nothing else will compare to it.
>>11162832
Yes, I do anal-only periods once in a while, the longest I've gone is about 3 months. Doing anal-only for November right now.

>>11162832
As soon as I can manage a HFWO, which I'm pretty sure I'm only a couple sessions away from. Since I really started trying for prostate orgasms like 6 months ago, I've only jacked off like 1-2 times a month down from once a day like clockwork. If I can nut without touching myself, I really don't see myself having the desire to crank it normally other than once in a blue moon for variety's sake.
I'm very tempted to keep trying for a HFWO during November given how close I think I am, but the urge to touch myself is going to be absolutely insane if I can't manage it.

>>11162854
>Yes, I do anal-only periods once in a while, the longest I've gone is about 3 months. Doing anal-only for November right now.
nice
i haven't used my dick since i got my first dildo in april
>>11162877
i understand the obsession with cumming but honestly the best feelings i've had were completely dry. when i do cum it feels different, more physical and it kills my horny. i just do it because it's hot desu not because it feels that special. might be different because i've been on hrt for years idk

>>11162830
bizarrely poppers are marketed as room-filling aromas, and the times i've spilled them the smell is just very strong like a chemical cleaner but not entirely unpleasant. look up calendula cream/ointment and have some on hand whenever you use poppers. it soothes the burns very quickly.
>>11162930
oh, and you wouldn't even get high. you'd just do some Jigsaw Saw trap shit to yourself. forgot to mention that.

>>11162919
Yeah, the sensations are incredible, but I never get anything that feels like a "release," literal or otherwise. The tension/horny just stays at a more or less constant level and that's torturous. Cumming normally is currently the only thing that lets me ease back down from that heightened state in a satisfying way.

I never use lube, just spit. My anal juice does all the job. Is this normal? Can anyone relate?

>>11162948
No, it isn't, and you're likely just fooling yourself into thinking it "does the job" because you don't know what being properly lubed feels like.

I haven't put anything up my ass and I'm currently suffering from hemorroids, figured this would be the most appropriate thread to ask. How do you guys deal with rear-end pain?

>>11162948
it "does the job" if "the job" is awkwardly half sitting on a small toy and grinding on it. properly fucking yourself requries lube, no debate. you're probably not cleaning properly if you're producing that much mucus i.e. you smell like shit.

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>>11162932
>bizarrely poppers are marketed as room-filling aromas
That's insane to me because the ones I've tried smelled like a locker room.

>>11162966
you deal with it by going to a doctor

>>11163003
based poju poster. often they're touted as leather cleaner in tiny font too even if the rest of the bottle says MEGA FIST FUKK EXTREME

>>11162966
If they are bad enough, surgical intervention might be the only fix, but that is an extreme case scenario. Usually increasing fibre and water will take care of it within a few weeks. There's supposedly something in apples that can also help speed up healing them. Also some kind of supplement is available that helps, but I can't remember what it's called. Weirdly, I've found that engaging in anal play keeps hemorrhoids away for me. Aside from that, typical things like not sitting on the toilet for too long and some mild exercise, like walking can usually help.

this feeling is illusive. how do i get there

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>Be me
>haven't cummed from anal yet
>try xbox controller as vibrator
>never able to make perineum play feel good
>shove grip onto perineum and keep it in place with blanket
>start on low vibration and keep it like that for 30 or so minutes
>feels absolutely good, tingling almost like i want to cum
>this happens multiple times
>take controller off after I have exhausted my doujins
>press index finger around and feel a nice spot
>press on it for a bit enjoying the sensations
>stop and give up as I haven't came yet

that was pretty good, I hope trying to cum from my perineum helps awaken my prostate faster so I can slam myself with the njoy wand. Bet this would feel even better if I got high first

what does awakening the prostate mean?

>>11163093
it's asleep. you have to poke it over n over to wake it up

>>11163093
Most people aren't really aware of sensations in their prostate like they are the ones in their dick. You're learning to focus on it and the feelings you get from stimulating it.
Imagine the difference between touching something while wearing thick gloves and while bare-handed. Your prostate has a "glove" of sensory ignorance around it, because your brain hasn't yet developed the pathways to understand the signals from it. Kind of the same thing as with nipple stimulation. You can train the body to experience an orgasm from the stimulation of pretty much any nerve-dense area with enough practice.

>>11163108
I wonder if the perineum helps then like the above greentext

WHAT is the fuckin deal with "prostate" vibrators/rockers on Amazon and elsewhere?
How could it possibly stimulate your actual p-spot if the action happens like 4" inside you? It seems all designs are like this. What gives? Anyone have recommendations for this sort of thing?

>>11163108
well it seems to be awake now. what now?

>>11163007
l-arginine

Quick question
I'm able to consistently come from anal. No abstaining period, no drawn out session needed, I just know that if I lay down prone and I get into a certain rhythm I end up building a truckload of tension in my lower half that makes me ejaculate.
Im able to do this even with a chastity cage and no pressure at all on my genitalia. Done it between two mattresses.

Thing is, while it is pleasureable, it's nothing insane, and in the past I've gotten to whole "leaking a truckload" phase through other means that are unlike what I explained here so am I actually having anal orgasms or is this thing im doing more like evacuating seminal fluids somehow?

>>11162814
Genital discoloration is darker than my skin like brown ppl despite being white. Makes my asshole look like I don't wipe. How do I remedy this it doesn't bother me for my penis but I think my butthole look putrid.
I don't really want to go get it bleached.

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>QOTD
I've been doing this for the past 6 years and I've completely lost count. I can't fathom how much I've spent. I could maybe buy a used car with the cumulative amount of money I've spent. I don't feel bad about it because I'm still able to pay all my bills and I don't have any other hobbies that I spend money on aside from the occasional video game. Besides, there are people who blow just as much money on collecting Funko Pops or whatever but at least I get to actually use my toys rather than just have them collect dust on a shelf.

>>11163329
I fuck my funky pops

so i am able to produce good feelings but the longer if have them the harder my prostate gets and it feels as if it is retracting so i need to press harder and harder to keep the intensity of the feeling.
anyone got ideas? i'm completely new to this

>>11163402
Stfu esl

Come back when you can form a sentence

>>11163410
If you got nothing positive to say it's better to say nothing at all.

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>>11163402
Depends on what you want. If you want to cum/have an anal orgasm, go harder and faster. It also might help if you push out rather than tighten your anus. If you want a prostate orgasm, slower and more gentle might be better, so even if the feeling diminishes, just keep stroking slowly and softly, eventually the feeling should build again. When learning how to feel good with your ass, it's best not to "chase" feelings. Just relax and concentrate on every part of what you're doing, feel the fullness in you, the feeling of the toy moving through the entrance, etc etc. It's easy to get frustrated when you don't feel anything immediately and the instinct is to go hard and force an orgasm in the same way you can do that with your penis, but it will work against you long-term.

>>11163462
another anon here but I didn't know there was a difference between Prostate and Anal orgasms, maybe this is why my entire ass feels good when I try to focus on my prostate? Even the entrance feels good.

Maybe I need to buy a dildo and throw away this wand. My biggest problem is locating the prostate is difficult due to feeling good all over. still haven't cummed hands free btw.

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>>11163469
Prostate orgasms start at the prostate and "grow" outward from my experience. I've also had times where its like my entire body clenches up and spasms (you might have experienced this if your ass tenses and wants to 'shoot' the toy out), which is what I call an anal orgasm. I don't know if that's a real difference, but its how I differentiate between them. The anal orgasms are shorter but really intense, typically I can keep doing them over and over again. Prostate orgasms feels like a glow that turns into a buzz that turns into like an electric glow that engulfs my body and just feels like a fountain of pure pleasure. It's difficult to describe accurately, but its like being high on some crazy drug. Very different feelings but both extremely pleasurable.
>Maybe I need to buy a dildo and throw away this wand. My biggest problem is locating the prostate is difficult due to feeling good all over. still haven't cummed hands free btw.
I have a lot of toys, I just bought a pure wand and it's really nice but I'm not great at using it yet. I really like dildos because it's easy to just bounce on them and build up pleasure easily. Plus the mental image of having a cock slam my ass is hot as fuck.

>>11163402
depends how what you're actually doing but you need to be very careful about doing anything down there with a lot of force
your prostate isn't retracting, you're losing feeling in it, what you should be instead of pressing harder on the prostate is to relax, breathe through your stomach and focus in on everything you're feeling
you can't treat it like regular masturbation where you're giving yourself pleasure that's both easy to recognize and control, you need to be in a receiving mindset

I did lots of anal masturbation in chastity last night I actually watched lots of BBC anal hero... I'm so tired today...

where can i get tons of info about cleaning, like when to eat, what to eat, when to do an enema, how to do it, when to play, how much time should there be between everything, and more i guess. i already read the link in the OP but it didn't feel enough. i need the holy bible of cleaning, does anybody know of such a thing?

>decide to randomly finger myself in the shower after a long while of not touching my butt
>10~ minutes later I'm stretching my hole out enough to fit all my fingers at once
I very nearly fisted myself today, and probably would have gone in if not for the last knuckles (and a smidgen of blood)
buttholes are truly bizzare and magical things. I just wish my butt didn't feel sore now

>>11163491
I don't think that such a thing exists. It's more a matter of learning the basics, which you already have, and then becoming familiar with the specifics of your body and how it reacts to certain practices and diets. Some stuff you kind of just have to learn through experience.

>>11163494
yeah makes sense i guess thank you

>>11163462
>It's easy to get frustrated when you don't feel anything immediately
well it's more that i feel everything, once blood has pooled into the tissue and everything has become soft. so it's pretty aimless and i had no idea where to go from there.
>anal orgasm hard and fast
>prostate orgasm slow and gentle
that should help. what do you mean by push out btw?

so i have two occasions i need to ask about.

first one was my basically rubbing (i use not toys) what would be the center front wall. where anatomy books said the prostate shoul be located. i noticed that the curl of the come hither motion did feel like barely anything but straightening the finger and gliding it over the tissue during it felt pretty good. so i just did that and after a while a single spot started to become very reactive so i limited the range of the motion just to that spot and it felt as if my entire body was centered around this single spot. was that the prostate?

the other occasion was trying off center further to the entrance since the tissue there is harder. after a while it felt as if everything was trying to shrink away from the finger and increasing in hardness. and then a feeling of intensity started in that spot, which was highly uncomfortable, comparable to heat?
while oftentimes feelings get lost this one did not go away at all, i had to stop due to it becoming unbearable.

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>>11163502
It is easy for the prostate to get overstimulated and will respond less to touch, so its possible that that is what is happening to you as well, so take a few minutes to relax and then try again.
>what do you mean by push out btw?
Push out your sphincter muscles, almost like you're trying to take a shit, it moves the prostate towards your rectum rather than in towards your pubic bone.
>was that the prostate?
Likely yes.
>increasing in hardness
The prostate swells with fluid when it is stimulated and can get harder like that, so its also likely that's what that was.
If I can offer you further advice, mindset makes a big difference, you want to be very horny and turned on and be very into using your ass to masturbate, it will help you be more successful. Also not expecting to orgasm or cum will also help. Setting expectations, especially when you are newer to anal stimulation will not work well. You are learning how to feel good in a brand new way, this is not like penis stimulation at all. You are basically learning to masturbate all over again, so remember that. Treat it like you are exploring and seeing what happens, just enjoy the journey and see what feels good. You will orgasm eventually, so just keep at it. Sometimes it can take people weeks, others months, and others even years, but you will get there if you keep at it. Until that point, just enjoy every session for what it is and relax into the pleasurable sensations, whether they grow or not.

>>11163531
i don't really try to orgasm as i am trying to replicate two sensations i had when i started out. one was as if blood was rushing to my head. and the other one was tingling that started in my feet and then krept up my legs to my pelvis. was never able to get either of those again though.

so both of those spots could've been the prostate? how odd.

>>11163471
I have gotten the exact same feelings you have when high on some Indica weed. Never happens without it though. The ass clenching feeling good stuff does happen without assistance if I go very fast and hard but it's tiresome.

>>11163534
>i am trying to replicate two sensations
That could be one of your issues, don't try to replicate anything from before, just feel the sensations as they happen. You should be almost in a meditative state when you're doing this, don't think about anything outside of the moment.
>>11163541
indica can definitely help the feelings come quicker or help you feel them better, the "body high" that indica gives is very conducive to orgasms. I would try out the mindgasm things while stoned if I was you, it might help you learn how to relax and let the feeling build on its own without you influencing it. Edibles are very good for this.

>>11163552
>pushing out moves the prostate towards your rectum rather than in towards your pubic bone
forgot to ask. should i not do that?
> just feel the sensations as they happen
okay will do

>>11162948
How big is your dildo? For small ones I do the same thing. It's not really your ass mucus that's doing the job, more like your saliva. If you deepthroat you get nice slippery spit that you can work with.

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>>11163561
>forgot to ask. should i not do that?
You can try it, a lot of people find success with that movement, but others not so much. We are all different so you just need to explore and see what your body likes.

>>11163580
i see, i thought it might be a hindrance.
i uually god pretty light with the pressure. is there a 'too light'?

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>>11163583
Again, everyone is different, so you just need to explore and see what works for you.

>>11163580
Thanks for giving so much advice to us fellow anons, I do appreciate it. By god I will cum from my ass this year no matter what. Might try some of those nipple corrector's out and see if they'll help my nipples get sensitive for linking to the prostate.

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>>11163617
no problem. Good luck with everything! If you are interested in nipple stimulation to go with anal/prostate, I recommend it. Sometimes it takes a while to sensitize them, but they feel amazing together. I used to feel absolutely nothing from my nipples but now rubbing them gently for a bit gets my prostate buzzing right away. It's even possible to orgasm just from nipple stimulation.

Don't normally participate in NNN.
Thinking this year I'll do it where I can only cum if something is in my ass.
Thoughts?

>>11163661
Exactly what I'm doing

>QOTD
probably around $1500

after trying out multiple types of lube on amazon, i decided to try the stuff from BD and gyatt damn.
best few nights in my entire career.

>>11163661
>>11163669
butt nut november gang rise up

>>11163661
I'm refraining from touching my dick at all for the month, well that's the goal at least, we'll see if I can stick to that plan once I have a dildo in me

>>11162814
>QOTD
Easily over $1000
I've spent quite poorly, if I had known what I was doing from the start, I probably would have spent about half as much as I have
Purging my dildos twice didn't help on that front either
Planning to buy a knotted or horse dildo at the end of the year, been saving up for it, but shipping is a pig and blows the pricing out a bit, thinking of overbuying just to qualify for free shipping

should probably ask /lgbt/ cuz they actually have sex but, what should I do? I trained my wife to cum from anal but she has hemorrhoids that won't go away so we can only do it every now and then.
Wat do, I don't want to literally tear her a new asshole but I like shoving stuff up her ass including when we go out to dinner etc.

>>11163762
fuck off retard

>>11163762
Given that it's her health and her hemorrhoids, have you considered asking HER what you two should do?
Beyond that try exploring your you can improve blood flow through anal and just stop it if health gets in the way.

>>11163762
Sounds like either/a combination of not enough lube, not enough stretching prep, or too rough of play. Use Prep-H and wait for the hemorrhoids to go away before doing any more anal stuff.

Also, make sure she is not pushing out with her muscles during anal, that is an easy way to get hemorrhoids. You should keep your sphincter completely relaxed.

I have a few moments if anyone would like Control my prostate [Edge2] [01:05:00]
https://c.lovense-api.com/t2/im21lfk6

>>11163413
Cool story bro

No one gives a shit

>>11163471
I always get the tensing up but I can never get past it... Help? Please advice

>>11164169
Cool story bro, no one gives a shit

>>11164171
Aww are you mad at the news today

>>11164169
no clue. probably just keep doing what you did until you get there more often?

got tensing up for the first time and that stuff was just super uncomfortable. does it ever get better or is everyone here into masturbation turning into a self inflicted torture session halfway through?

>>11164169
Learn to relax your muscles or slow down a bit in the moment. It's one of those things you can only really practice in that moment, so you need to get there and just keep trying.

>love my dildos and got very lucky with my ability to cum using them
>feel meh about plugs
do you think buying one of those automatic massagers would be a good idea?

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>shimakaze cosplay is either too small or too expensive

i wish for nuclear war

>>11164248
Just get a fuck machine like hismith

Thank you analgenbros. I can feel the same pleasure as edging but more intense without the risk of climaxing.

whats the best fake cum?

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>>11162814
I didn't originally get it for this, but if you count my 3d printer just over or around $1000. Other than that, less than a couple of hundred. I can't remember how much, but I know I've been through a couple cases of Smooth-on silicone, I think 2x Ecoflex 00-30 and 1x Dragonskin 10A. They ususally cost about $30-$40. I've got K-Lube for shelf stability, and all the extra bits for cleaning and a lube shooter for deep lube. Also PROTIP: If you're having difficulty in choosing a bottle or container for lube, a good one is one of those twist-nozzle ones like they use for condiments. It seals properly and when you twist the top down you can sever stringy lubricants with an egg white consistency, like K-Lube. In the past I bought KY (in store) but it was risky and wasn't slick enough. The joke is that I grew up of course learning that this is a bad vice, and still to some extent think that, but do it anyway. I've been getting bad post-nut clarity after fapping lately, but not so bad if anal instead.

As for toys I've made, I've been through a couple of small purges before I was going to stop at 1 decently sized one at 9" with average 1.77"-1.8" diameter girth in the Ecoflex 30, and now I'm up to 3 going on 4 depending on impulse and advice from /analgen/. While I've used household objects, my first actual dildo was a casting of my own dick made with alginate for the mold. I've used the same process since to clone a firmer, shorter version of my 9" toy in Dragonskin 10A. I've also made a knotted toy that is a clone of the BD Austin I believe.

I'm the anon that still can't make up their mind on purchasing the Sinnovator Trench Depth btw. I'm still worried about the consequences and getting caught, due to my living situation (still with parents). Did pretty easily learn how to milk my prostate recently, I think. I found it sitting in the shower and every time I would massage it clear precum would ooze out. It felt like it would keep on going if I kept doing it.

Hello anons, just tried fingering myself for the first time. I was really scared of doing anything with my ass before, but I finally got enough courage to do this. The sensation was really nice, and I think that I managed to find my prostate pretty quickly. Any tips for me?

Tried psyllium, almost threw up.
Never again, still feeling sick.

Please give me a reason to play with my ass
https://chaster.app/sessions/IRxv8BP8bQbIi9V5

so i suddenly had pain in my eyes as if someone stuck needles into them and had to cry dfq?

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Recommendation for something firm and small/normal size? Just something good for riding and prostate stimulation. Some affordable amazon find is a plus.

>>11164676
wtf psyllium made you throw up? what kind of faggot you are?
I am certain you did not ate psyllium retard
show us a picture of what you consumed

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>>11163170
Sounds like you're just milking your prostate like a nurse.

>>11164609
use lots of lube and a good quality lube. A toy will probably feel better than your fingers too. Other than that, just enjoy how nice it feels, it will keep feeling better and better the more you do it.

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I just tried for the first time a horse dildo (flared) and it was incredible, I have never felt fuller, the sensation when it penetrates the head has no comparison I'm thinking of buying a bigger one to fuck my brains out hahaha
if you have never tried it I don't know what you are waiting for.

>>11162814
I have a terrible habit of buying toys, then yeeting them when I feel guilty.

I have spend at least $2k over the last few years, it's bad. Poppers, toys, a hismith (still have that).

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Why is my hole so tight!? I use plenty of lube I try to relax but I can barely bounce on my dildo
Do I need to just push through the "oh god im getting filled and bred im going to break" feeling? Im always worried im going to hurt myself if I do

How deep does my hand need to go in for fingering to count as a fisting? Asking because I'm pretty sure i just fit most of my hand up my butt, and I want to know

>>11164834
Pegasus 105 from topped toys is goated

>>11164844
To the wrist

>>11164834
I would but it seem there's no going back after that.

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>>11164861
What do you mean? im a horse slut from now on? hahahaha idc if it feels this good

>>11164852
OMG that is huge, I could buy it, but there is no way I could go balls deep, although that would be a good challenge

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>>11164842
Go veeery slow and just have fun focusing on what are you feeling, there is no need to bounce like crazy if you are tight af, train more slut

What's the best toy shape for an anal orgasm? Curved toys are good for reaching prostate but i don't know how to approach anal orgasms at all. Do ribbed dildos work better because they stimulate the sphincter more?

>>11164894
just get something you can fuck hard and fast, whatever shape that is.

>>11164897
Yes but what are you really trying to stimulate in there? The sphincter? The rectal walls? The prostate or seminal vesicles? I don't get it.

>>11164676
put a big teaspoon it in a glass of water with a little lemon or lime juice and stir it up instead, much easier
>>11164900
this is all covered in the op

>>11164900
my entire front wall is really sensitive desu
the sphincter doesn't do much for me, and i don't need or want much texture because i think it would hurt if i try to go too fast

>>11164932
cosigned but also use a whisk instead of a spoon

I'm stuck between fucking a dildo, gooning with a plug, or trying to cum from sounding

>>11163627
vtubers look like THAT?

I am not an english native speaker, so bear with me for a moment.

When I do a deep clean I always feel hungry and get a headache.
Is it only me that has this problem?
It is similar to the headache that I get when I stay hungry for a long time. But if I eat after the deep clean, it triggers my bowels and I stop being clean, as in, fecal matter moves to the large intestine and soon enough it arrives at the colon.
I try to fight the headache with salt&sugar water, microwaved sugar water & starch, yogurt, maltodextrin supplement or dried dates, with varying success.
I found that 2 or 3 dates and maltodextrin has the most effect while not triggering my bowels to do their thing.
But that's my experience. What about yall? If you have the same problem as me, what did you do to solve it?

thanks for reading my blogpost

>>11165080
how much water are you using? a deep clean takes me over an hour and involves a lot of water
i find that after a deep clean i have a clean colon for hours and hours, if i do one in the morning i'm still clean that evening

>>11165152
a deep clean takes me about one & half to two hours, using a lot of water too.

I start playing only after expelling clear water multiple times, and before expelling I shake my stomach side to side (i dont know how to better explain the movement).

>>11164872
You'll end up balls deep sooner than you think, slut

Any recs for a fucking machine below $300?

>>11165231
OSSM

>>11164676
>>11164745
>>11164932

Just a FYI alert: Something is wrong with the Target store brand of sugar-free orange-flavor psyllium. They changed suppliers and fucked up bad.

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I lost my 9 day streak of only Anal.
I'm sorry analgen.

>>11165301
Shameful display
No Dick Destruction December for you

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>>11164597
So I sort of did a "test" of sorts, to see what I could take using a kind of solid plug. I think I will go with the medium, and Shore 4/5A material is softer than it would seem. If anyone could tell me if material softness has any effect on the ability to penetrate I would appreciate it. Medium ends up at like 2.3" and is 16" long, but narrows down a couple inches after the widest point like a plug, or one of the Square Peg "Slink" toys.

What I would like to know is what could go wrong with shipping? I know that it's supposed to show up in nondescript packaging but what if customs gets into it? I'm going to send it to a shipping/receiving business and would prefer it not sticking out of the box or being blatantly labeled due to customs being a piece of shit. It makes it a little awkward to receive.

This will be my first purchased one btw. Everything else I've made myself to keep it off the radar.

any new techniques on mixing up x-lube? i always get huge globs of semi-mixed congealed glunge floating around even after i shake the fuck out of it

>>11165332
Add the x lube to water instead of adding water to the x lube

>>11165345
i usually have a bottle of warm water and i add a capful at a time

>>11165322
thats just a stalagmite wtf

I just tried coconut oil and it wasn't very good. Is that normal and will real lube be better?

Does anyone have any advice on using the Edge 2? I recently acquired one and anal has never felt so good. I do however feel like I might need to switch up positions so was wondering which ones do experienced Edge 2 users advise?

Are there also any patterns you would recommend or other methods of getting the right vibrations?

>>11162832
yeah, i got a prince albert piercing and went up in gauges until my foreskin started to stay back permanently to kill feelings in my penis so i can focus on anal only.

anal orgasms and prostate orgasms are so much more intense than cumming for me so its worth it.

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Hii play with me while im shopping :3 dont go to hard someone might hear hehe

https://c.lovense-api.com/t2/vdz4cw71

I've never tried cleaning myself out before.. is it really just squirting water up there and pooping it out?

>>11165625
Read the FAQ

>>11165629
man

i'm slightly sick but still put things in my butt today and had one of the best orgasms of my life desu

Get you some psyllium husk bros, this stuff actually does work. Not sure what >>11164676 did but it worked exactly as intended for me. I used the Now brand powder off Amazon, put 1 tablespoon in my blender bottle alongside my protein powder, and chugged it immediately after mixing so that it didn't get jelly-like. Never had a cleaner or quicker movement in my life than this morning. I think I would continue using this stuff even if I stopped doing anal

>>11165695
should also add that I did took it after breakfast, not sure if having an empty stomach would be nauseating or not

>>11162814
/analgen/ I feel for the nipples meme

>used some clothes hangers on my nipples
>start ramming my ass with my medium dildo
>start spilling out a bunch of clear liquid from my penis, similar to pre cum
>moan like a bitch

It's joever for me

>>11165856
what kind? i've been curious to try this too but last time i went to buy some i just got overwhelmed with the variety

>>11165856
>>11165857
Sorry I meant pegs!

>>11165856
Did you do anything before to train them?

Just ordered first dildo and have some questions. What does x-lube taste like? Can it be made to taste like cum?

>>11165965
It basically tastes like nothing. I don't know what additives you could use to get cum flavor, but with the right ones you could probably get there. Bonus points if you add some titanium dioxide for the color.

>>11165301
Imma drop at any moment. I'd argue it's almost for health reasons.
My ass just can't take this kind of abuse
>>11165625
I don't know what you expect. Read the faq.
Actually, don't even think about getting soap or something in there if that's what you are getting to. But read the faq.

>>11165856
You were always a whore inside, now your outsides match

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Just spent 3 hours fucking my ass and got so close to cumming multiple times but couldn't get myself over the edge. I have to stop for tonight because I'm no longer home alone, but I'm not going to let myself jerk off because I'm trying to force my body to learn how to cum from my ass. I can't play with my dildo again until Monday but my balls are so full and it really hurts :( Send prayers please

How do you guys use your dildos? Do you ride them or lay on your side and use your hand? Give tips and experiences please.

>>11165989
https://files.catbox.moe/pp7wsq.jpg

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Is there a any good way to speed up flushing out during a deep clean?
Been sitting here trying to get clean for almost 4 hours, and I can't seem to get everything out. I can barely release anything even though I can tell there's a bunch left inside, and the little bit that does release is still incredibly brown. Am I supposed to just do one fill and hope it's clear when it's flushes out?
Honestly cleaning out is far and away the worst part of anal.

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>>11165989
Before I bought a fuck machine I liked lying on my side, or on my front and hammering my bussy, sometimes I would set up my heavy coffee table on it's side and then fuck myself doggy style like that
I also really like suctioning a dildo to the shower wall and going at it in there, it's pretty easy to go hard that way
A also like cowboy style, getting in better shape has helped me fuck longer and harder, to be honest better sex has been a key driving force in my fitness journey
>>11165998
>posting the contraption

>>11166005
just improve your diet, wtf. All I do is have a teaspoon of psyllium husk every night and a relatively healthy diet and I never have to clean. Having a shit-filled ass is a choice, anon.

>>11166005
You gotta be focused on the goal, sometimes I might shitpost for twenty minutes between flushes if I get distracted, which really blows out the time required
Also a high fibre diet is a game changer

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>>11166008
My diet could use more fiber, but that shouldn't matter too much for a deep clean right? If the whole point is to clear everything out of the pathway, after 4 hours surely I should be close regardless of diet. Problem is I can't even get all the water back out. >>11166009 might be on to something. I have been distracting myself with porn and posting here for a while. Do you really have to just focus on expelling for more 3+ hours if it's not all out?

>>11166025
fibre makes a massive difference. Stop being a fat hedonistic cunt and put some effort in. If you don't want to stop eating shit food then you will have gross bowels.

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>>11166008
I usually don't deep clean so I don't have this problem, but I like to use enough lube to fill the rectum so I tried it and wasted my evening. I eat healthy, but I need to take more psyllium if it's gonna be this bad.

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>>11166005
>Honestly cleaning out is far and away the worst part of anal.

It's actually one of the best things about anal. To really be able to enjoy the absolute best mind shattering sexual play, you have to get a better lifestyle, exercise, have good stamina and strength for all the fancy positions, and a good diet, while also drinking a lot of water.
Anal pleasure actually encourages you to be healthier, on top of also improving mental health.

Idk about analgen, but personally, whenever I'm done fucking myself I feel so fucking good, all my worries vanish, all the pent up stress fades away, I'm left with lingering bliss and a gaping asshole that makes me feel like a used up whore, I love it so much.

>>11166008
Different person but I'm basically doing everything and still not really getting optimal results. Oatmeal with fruit everyday, hydrating, probiotics, 2 teaspoons of psyllium every night with dinner, and I would say maybe 10% of the time I'll be clean enough to require no/minimal cleanout. Don't even hit 2000 calories most days either. Doctors are not really helpful for this because as long as you're not having bathroom trouble "i want to have a clean rectum for anal sex" is not something they really take seriously.

>>11166065
have a tablespoon of psyllium with every meal, thats what i do and i shit like clockwork

>>11164732
you had a stroke

>>11166048
>It's actually one of the best things about anal
lol no. fuck you. are you retarded or something? fucking deluded idiot.
he was not referring to the enjoyment of the sexual act, nor the changes in lifestyle needed to enjoy anal and be hygienic about it too.
*unless its your fucking kink or fetish*, CLEANING OUT IS A DRAG. IT IS NOT FUN. POOP IS NOT COOL. ITS A TURN OFF.
also frequent deep cleans are not healthy in any way, they destroy your fucking gut flora.

I'm such a faggot, I can't cum through ass only, fuck. I always come back to muh dick. At least I cum with vibrator and/or rubbing it like a clit but still.

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>finally have privacy enough to fuck my ass silly today
pray for my anus lads, it's about to be pulverised for the first time in months

>>11166217
how about you set a personal goal to play with your dick only after you cum ass only?

you can do it, anon! I believe you!

tip: a vibrator pressed on the perineum does not count as cheating

>want to play with my ass tomorrow
>find myself cooking a giant roast tonight
Why am I so retarded?

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This shit has absolutely no right to feel as good as it does

>caged and lubed up
>rode a decently sized dildo then started to really feel the need to pee
>keep at it
>eventually im jettisoning piss at insane streams over and over
>eventually squeeze myself dry
>nothing more is coming out, no new sensations building

At this point do I keep going? I've never had an analgasm/sissygasm

>>11166048
anon you are a little preachy but you are 100% correct. there's no way to make people realize this. cleaning properly lets you live entirely worry-free.
>>11166164
how are you in such a rush that you demand to be turned on throughout the entire process? do you really love beating yourself off so much that you have to be horny the entire time? why not enjoy the little things, enjoy the flow of progress? sounds like you have an upset tummy. frequent cleans are perfectly healthy if you do it correctly, eat well and maintain all the other aspects of your health. it's not that difficult anon.

hey /analgen/

I picked up a 7.5in neo elite as recommended by the op a couple months back, it's great, but now i'm curious about buying something bigger. Realistically how much bigger should I go? I'm tempted to get something with a funny shape, maybe a slight flare if that exists but i feel like that might be a bit much. I can take the neo as far as possible before feeling some resistance (the sigmoid, i'm assuming) so maybe it's better just to get something with a greater circumference? not sure if i'd enjoy the prep it'd take to push past that. Recommendations in general are also appreciated.

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>>11166521
Nah, being clean is great. The lifestyle is great. But the process of cleaning out itself sucks. Even if you generally have a decent diet, a single bad meal, going for drinks, or just having a weak stomach can ruin chances for days.
The "flow of progress" is literal shit, and can be a frustrating and non-linear process where slightly too much water or lube can mean spending more time pushing things out of your ass than putting them in.
Buttslutery may have desensitized you, but most people won't "enjoy" associating one of the finest pleasures in life with a roulette wheel of literal shit unless they have a fetish. You don't have to be turned on the entire process, but why would you want to be turned off, especially when getting in them mood is one of the biggest parts of anal?

Also frequent deep cleans are absolutely not healthy at all. Every doctor in the world would recommend against letting water past the sigmoid regularly. This is just actual misinformation

>>11166521
why are you defending the retard?
smells like same fagging to me

>that you demand to be turned on throughout the entire process
great misdirection, asshole. you know this is not the point.

why are you being such a piece of shit? why cant you accept that sometimes there will be a step of a process that is just plain unpleasant? thats the fucking reality of life.

I will say more: isn't this thread a safe space to share&confide the ups and downs of anal masturbation?
your oh-there-is-no-downsides spiel just comes across as patronizing, you bird-brain. It really reminds me of those toxic positivity types.

>frequent cleans are perfectly healthy if you do it correctly,
again with the misdirection. makes me think you are trying to misinform people, you mouth-breather; observe I didn't say only "frequent cleans", I said "frequent deep cleans". A deep clean generally involves flushing water till the upper large intestine. Or it wouldn't be a fucking deep clean.
Also the "done correctly" part of your comment is doing a huuuuge heavy lifting for you. "Doing something correctly" can mean so many things. Do you think everyone is using sterile saline solutions or using PEG to flush out their bowels? fuck no. They are using tap water.
And frequent shallow cleans are bad long term too. Do your fucking research.

fucking brandolini's law: the amount of energy needed to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than that needed to produce it.

>>11166619
ESL retard!

>>11166619
And yes, I do notice the irony of me insulting them and at the same time saying they are patronizing people. fuck you.

>>11166621
yes, english is my second language, cunt. but I dont think this fact makes me more a retard than you so chill your ass down

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Hey guys, writer of the Knotting Guide in the OP, I cleaned it up a bit, added things to most sections, and added another section on how to increase your sizes when trying to take fatter and girthier knots. Please let me know what you think! Thanks to all who share their experiences in the threads over the years! You all helped make the guide better just as much as me learning and playing with myself!
https://rentry.org/anons-dildo-knotting-guide

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>fuck my butt really hard
>cum my brains out
>feel such a relaxing relief from the overall session
>after initial recovery, I wanna start dancing, listening to girly pop music, cuddle, and be really sweet to a partner like I have some glow radiating out me
the fuck is this, why do I feel so good, but also at peace who wants to share it with someone? Anyone else feel something like this?

>>11166626
>does faggot shit
>still feels like a faggot afterwards
where do you think you are?

>>11166629
New Jersey.

Only on 4chan can you see two retards arguing about cleaning out their assholes

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>>11166633
>/analgen/ - Anal Toys & Masturbation General
thats the point of the thread you babbling baboon

>>11165965
It arrived and of course despite my diet being great for weeks I have a bad night.

>>11166626
oxytocin

>>11166626
Get high on weed first, you'll be in absolute bliss

Anyone have advice on how to turn my hole into a slit? What did you have to do to convert yourself? Or is it even possible to change the look and shape through practice?

>have 2 hour session last night
>body shaking pleasure
>leaking through cage endlessly
>so many times of feeling on the edge but never getting pushed over
I feel so close

Anyone know of a semi cheap dildo that has a nice flared head for prostate grinding that isn't too thick of a shaft? I'm too much of a bitch to take this 9 inch neo elite and besides the head isn't really that great on it.

>>11165965
>>11165970
>Bonus points if you add some titanium dioxide for the color.
Better use zinc oxide powder. Color is the same but it has no carcinogenic properties.

It's a bitch to get it to mix (evenly) with water. Best results I got that look cumyish were with a small batch of xlube with furiously whisked in zinc oxide powder and mixed that into the rest of the lube in streaks.

>>11164676
>>11165695
its true eating psyllium husk is like putting sawdust into your food. that said, try yogurt or a fruit smoothie. consume asap

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>>11164676
>>11165695
>>11166956
what I do is ill fill a spoon halfway with powder, then get a drink of choice and fill my mouth about 2/3rds of the way with it. Ill then pop the powder in, swish the drink and powder in my mouth, then swallow real fast. If you swish for too long or don't mix it well, you'll get clumps of the powder on your teeth or in your gums. Repeat 2-4 times, depending on how much powder you think you need, and you'll be good for the day. Just make sure to drink a little more once all your daily powder is down so you won't have issues pooping or being constipated.

>>11166626
afterglow, I'd love to get cuddled and filled and just suckle after

>>11166048
giwtwm

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My new toys just arrived and I'm addicted. The plug hits a depth I've never been able to train before and its exhilarating. The fullness feels soooo good plus the base girth is perfect. Sitting down and contracting around it is a new euphoria for me. I'm obsessed bros...

>>11167241
What did you get? I've been thinking about getting a long plug that stretches the sigmoid.

I've heard lots of anons going on about how good weed can be for anal, but what about CBD? I used to smoke a lot, but can't anymore (I'll literally go schizo); was curious if anyone's had success with CBD edibles.

>>11167252
Its a size medium Jinn from Twisted Beast Store. I will say tho its a UK based company so shipping to the US might be expensive...

>>11162814
QOTD:
I do not like this number. I totaled everything and I have spent about $6300 on toys, a sex machine, vibrators, and prostate massagers.....

>>11166945
>titanium dioxide causes cancer
well i have mega ass cancer now because i put a shit load of that in my lube

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Anal bros, where would one acquire a dildo EXACTLY like this one?

>>11167329
You'd have to inhale the powder to get cancer
At least I assume as much, titanium dioxide is in a lot of household items

>>11166625
Thank you!

https://c.lovense-api.com/t2/6rrxayrh

Come play with me

>>11166625
I don't knot but thank you for your work

>>11167359
Just cut the tip of any random dildo and you get that.

>>11167359
Saice please

>>11167471
528560

What chinesium to get on upcoming sales?
Also how the fuck do you navigate these sites for adult toys, it's horrible.

/analgen/, this aspiring anal slut kindly asks for your advice. I ordered my first knotted dildo - small Mundir from Neotori. I wanna make this as comfortable as possible and while I'm quite experienced with njoy wand and prostate massagers, my only experience with a dildo is one which was larger than what I'm comfortable with and I wanna get into dildos more. However, do I need a deep clean for this toy? Here are the specs:

Total size: 18cm (7.1″)
Usable length: 15,5cm (6.1″)
Diameter shaft: 4cm (1.6″)
Diameter knot: 5cm (2″)
Material: Medical Grade Silicone
Firmness: Standard (Shore A00)

All I've ever done was cleaning with a medium-ish enema bulb, which worked quite well except on two or three occasions over two years(only very minor mess). I take psyllium husk capsules(wanna switch to powder though), so I start at 21:50(most of the time I take a dump at this time), clean myself and usually start the session at 23:00 or so. Do I need to change anything or can I just continue doing it this way? I'm quite aware njoy wand/edge 2 goes only a little bit inside (well...), so they don't get past rectosigmoid or anything like that and don't stretch your rectum that much - is it different with dildos, so only your rectum gets stretched? Any tips how I can improve cleaning?

Thanks.

>>11167329
>>11167363
When anon implies TiO2 has carcinogenic properties, what it actually means is "genotoxic effects could not be ruled out", not "carcinogenic effects were demonstrated". So it's merely only the infinitely-long list of things that haven't been proven NOT to cause cancer. It's just California-style panic.

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>>11167553
Some toys I have had on my list

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005007635948255.html
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005007975997671.html
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005008003250805.html
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005007748289908.html
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005007496598623.html

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https://exhentai.org/g/2685188/74534d270d/

Anal School !

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>>11167553
check out FAAK, YESBUY, YOCY, NYATO, stores for toys, NYATO has some sick deals if you're willing to trust it, make sure you grab the coupons
FAAK sells some TPE stuff so make sure you're buying silicone, they'll have it properly labeled in the description
FRRK (not FAAK) is one of the top chastity sellers
beyond that it's really just a matter of scouring the site for deals
check the /g/ chinese shopping thread for coupons, you should always be hitting some kind of global coupon threshold
I bought some bluetooth buttplug stuff but can't really recommend them until I actually see if they work
>>11166956
honestly I like the sawdust flavor, this anon >>11167034 basically does the same thing I do

>>11163329
What the fuck is that disgusting mud creature

>only been fucked in the butt once so far
>still get off to remembering him groping my boobs and kissing my back while I was crying the whole time and was pinned to the bed

>>11167995
Yet another thing that has never happened.

>>11167995
Yet another thing that has never happened.

>>11167998
people have sex irl anon

>>11167999
You're mentally ill, anon.
Your vile fantasies don't happen irl nor anywhere else.

>>11168001
its impossible for me to prove that it happened anon, and even if i could, it wouldnt matter, youre irrelevant

>>11168002
You can't prove something that's never happened anon, and even if you could, it doesn't matter, you're irrelevant.

>>11168004
at the end of the day, youre a sad little incel on a hentai board that delusionally believes the world is anything like your little bubble. The only thing you have is copying what i said back to me, not a single original thought in that mind of yours

>>11168006
At the end of the day, you're a sad little incel on a
hentai board that delusionally believes the world is anything like your little bubble. The only thing you have is posting your unoriginal vile fantasies, not a single original thought in that little mentally ill mind of yours.

>>11168002
It's impossible, you can't prove something that's never happened anon, and even if you could, it wouldn't matter, you're irrelevant.

will you two shut the heck up

A while back I started having an edible every time I did anal, which made things very fun, but as I switched to almost exclusively cumming only while toying I also ended up toying more often. The follow-on consequence of this was edibles ~3 nights out of the week, when I've generally had a longstanding aversion to forming any kind of substance habit. I'd let a bad habit sneak in alongside a good one.
In the November spirit I went no-edible to try and reset my brain for the month. Libido lapsed for like four days and then the buttlust returned with a vengeance. I may actually be toying more on average than I was before, and I think there'll be no issue reserving the edibles for special occasions every couple weeks after November wraps up.
tl;dr I am happy to report that I don't need drugs to have fun with my butt. Thank you for reading my blog post.

welding anon from a billion threads ago, I almost got a HFWO today using my retarded stainless steel ball bearing and rod thing I made. Holy shit it works way better than my wand or dildos

>>11168545
Link a pic of it

>>11168550
I can in awhile with the njoy next to it for size comparison, but the measurements are 0.73" Ball bearing, 0.26" Rod that is 4.5 inches long. I need to weld a handle so it doesn't accidentally slip into my ass.


I have a shitload of stainless rods and ball bearings left, maybe I should make some and put them on etsy for like $6 a pop, 304 stainless to be exact.

>>11168555
I'll buy one. Wouldn't be the first time I've made an Etsy purchase from another anal pervert on 4chan.

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>>11168560
If I fall through (my 80's mig welder is extremely bipolar and I just ran almost 2 ton worth of stock on it) then there is something similar on Mrs Leathers website however they're $40 each and the ball sizes are fucking huge compared to mine.

>>11168550
Pic, the way I use it is to pretend it's the worlds most gentle finger and to slide it very slight increments with almost no pressure on the prostate, it most certainly works compared to my wand and weighs like a feather so it isn't tiring.

>>11168567
I really need to stop putting shop rags around the house, didn't realize how filthy that thing was until I took a second look kek, need to rewash my toys now before I get cutting fluid in my ass or some other obscene chemical

>>11168568
fucking lol
some kind of decontamination/separation protocol between the shop and living space is always key, failing on that front is how I covered myself in tiny cuts because stainless chips got in my bath towel

>>11168530
I actually appreciate this post. I've never done any substances at all until I finally made the leap to trying a edible for anal a few months ago and its changed my life. I pretty quickly was doing it 2-3 times a week and had to force myself to chill out or quit. Now I've got a set time once a week for both anal and weed and its made both much better limiting it like that. I'll probably have to quit eventually anyways when I start hunting for a new job but part of me wants to put that off as long as possible as I just enjoy my sessions too much.
This stuff really can be addicting especially pairing it with stuff. Just have to watch yourself and be responsible.

>>11168571
Fuck that sucks to hear, I accidentally wiped my face with what looked like a clean rag only to find out it had tiny metal shavings in it, absolutely sucks having this happen to us kek

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Anyone have a hypnosis overlap with anal?
Like buttstuff, and I wanna listen to hypnosis that will make me a complete buttslut

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>>11168545
>>11168567
absolutely based anal autismo

>>11168572
Looks like we were in almost exactly the same boat.
Regular no-weed anal is also letting me better recognize the effects of the endorphins the body just makes on its own during real quality butt stuff. Being extremely horny with a decently big plug in is mind-altering all by itself.

>>11168626
>>11168530
Ahh but have you tried weed anal lube? Put a dab on that on an Aneros and let the magic happen.

Analgen, I need your dildo expertise.
I want to get one of those long doubleheaded dildos for deepthroating, to be JUST LIKE MY CAMGIRLS. However, when I search for them, almost none of them are silikon - most are gel or tpe. I bought one of the silikon ones, and it was too hard to compress inside the throat properly, so now I want your expertise before buying another.

>>11168693
this is for things in the ass, not the mouth

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>>11167553
Can definitely recommend pic related, a bunch of offers should pop up on any site with chink shit if you search horse dildo.

>>11168709
I have a hunch that deepthroating community and anal community have a lot of intersection.

>>11168722
perhaps, but these threads are not /analanddeepthroatgen/. It's bad enough we get people posting the same basic questions about how to clean their ass out in every thread, the last thing we need is people asking questions about an unrelated topic

>>11163056
>Bet this would feel even better if I got high first
It always comes down to that huh. To make it feel good at all you need drugs. Pathetic.

>>11163093
Brainwashing yourself to like something you aren't supposed to.
>>11163108
Copium.

>>11168718
Wouldn't this cause unnecessary internal damage?

>>11167553
I strongly recommend against getting scammed for ass cancer

>>11167605
At only 6" of depth you will be fine with a shallow cleaning

>>11167882
>Not linking to the superior e-gentai

Shame

>>11168584
Yo same but there's so little of it where it's not all oral gay shit in the first half

>>11168722
Fuck off throattard

This is anal country

>>11168722
Gayyyyy

hell no

>>11164839
No way you've blown 2k

>>11168801
Nta, but it's not hard if you're not buying chinesium all the time honestly. Plus they said over years.

any tips on fitting longer toys up my ass? they just keep bumping into the curve in my rectum and refuse to go any further
i can get my slink all the way up there but anything wider is no go

>>11168900
Position and gentle persistence.

>>11168901
keep pushing got it

>>11168914
Treat it like a new step up in toy size. If you feel pain pull back, but apply gentle pressure. Changing the position your body is in also helps. Try lying on your side.

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Anyone has one of these?
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005006953818463.html

>>11168790
e-hentai IS exhentai you moron

How do you use a dildo on a single person bed? I love hard poundind but I can't attach it to the wall or the bed. I can only use my hand.

>>11168969
lie on front
pound anus

>>11168969
>take a plate
>turn it upside-down
>stick dildo on back
>ride it like a horsey

>>11163491

https://maxprivate.net/total-colon-clean-out/

This was a game changer for me. I really think it should be in the sticky. Before clean outs were a massive coin toss.

>>11162816
This feels SOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOOD

I go one step ahead, I use a toy that's quite thicker than I should be shoving up my ass and I shove it all at once without any warm up, I literally scream when doing it because it's very intense in both pain and pleasure
A shame I can't even think of doing it when there's someone at home, so I can only do it very sporadically
But when I do, oh my

>>11169007
I started doing it when you recommended and drew a pic, I've been doing it quite often, thank you so much

>>11163491
Psyllium Husk is a Godsend, 3-4 days taking 5g 2x a day (10g a day in total) and your whole will be so clean you don't even need to douch
But for it to work you need to drink more water in your days, I dilute my 5g psyllium husk in a glass of water
15-20g a day might be idea if you are a taller or larger

Anons, I fucked up a did the number one thing you're supposed to not do and got something stuck like 8 inches up my ass. Is there anything I can do to salvage this or do I just need to bite the bullet and go to A&E sooner rather than later?

>>11169070
dont be retarded
go to a&e immediately
do not lie to medical professionals, tell them exactly what you were doing and exactly what is inside you
they will laugh about it when you are gone, but whlie you are there they will be professional

>>11169070
Your ass was made to expel things
Just push some water up your ass to help poop it out and be more careful next time

Give it a few minutes or hours
You only need to go tyo the emergency room if you are bleeding or feeling a lot of pain or discomfort
If you are feeling well, just relax so your ass can poop it out
It happened to me a few times when I was young and couldn't buy a dildo

>>11169070
FLARED BASE

>>11169070
At least tell us what it is

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>>11169062
>I started doing it when you recommended and drew a pic, I've been doing it quite often, thank you so much
kek I'm glad you remember my drawing and that it helped you.

What's the most painful position?
I mean what's the position that makes the anus the tightest so my dildo can hurt as much as possible?

>>11169202
Chat GPT said dog style

The answer is simple: doggy style!
When you're on all fours and arching your back, your ass cheeks naturally spread apart, which makes your hole even tighter than it already is. And trust me, that thick dildo will feel so much better when it's stretching out your tight little butthole in this position.

>>11168958
Not true and u could not be more retarded

>>11169202
Hot sauce for lube is the best

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>>11169070
did he died?
...
anon, pls respond!

>>11169222
It's just uncomfortable, doesn't hurt in a good way

How do you guys deal with the head of your dick being sensitive in the cage? Like I mean while wearing it the head rubs against my boxers, I am uncut idk if that helps?

>>11163007
I had a small fissure for a long time as well as hemorrhoids and I had a leakage issue pre-anal (aneros)and all of those issues went away after I started. In fact the small fissure healed in a week.

>>11169250
>anal fissures and even hemorrhoids
I occasionally had fissures, and from time to time small hemorrhoids in my pre anal days and they have miraculously gone away completely
I'm sure it's not the act of anal that has healed me, but rather some combination of diet, habit, and exercise
But still, those problems certainty are gone, and I'm extremely pleased
When I was starting out I figured they would probably be game ending problems, but they just went away completely

>>11167820
And some toys you have bought?

>>11168555
>>11168567

If I had the extra change lying around I'd pay the shipping to Canada in a heartbeat. I daydreamed a similar design years ago when I first got interested in this stuff. Just a smooth ball on a sturdy sick I could use to poke around inside myself. Ideal.

I figured the njoy was as close as I'd get but the price didn't exactly encourage an impulse purchase so I never tried it.

>>11169084
I know, I had a momentary lapse of judgemnet. It won't happen again
>>11169142
Sinnovator ovipositor egg. I forgot to add the gelatin egg mold so had to order that seperately and it hasn't arrived yet. I got impatient and thought a silicone egg would be fine if it was only shallow but pushing it through the ovipositor made it go deeper than I had anticipated
>>11169224
I'm doing fine now, anon, thanks for your concern. I gave myself an hour or two to get cleaned and dressed in case I did need to go to A&E but it ended up coming out on it's own within that time

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Anyway, here are some images

>>11169225
You haven't gotten it hot enough, you get that heat high and just float in pleasure

>>11169250
>>11169296
Honestly the anal play actually help. Dilating/stretching was considered a routine treatment for fissures and hemorrhoids, but they stopped recommending it because there was supposedly too high of a risk of incontinence and surgery became more common.

>>11169496
Huh
The more you know, that's actually fascinating

>>11169512
i also have to wonder if the switch was prompted by increasing knowledge of anal sex generally, and financial incentives as surgery is a lot more profitable than stretching.

>>11169534
I spent a little time looking at PubMed this morning after anon's interesting post about fissure treatment
It looks like the primary justification was an increased prevalence of reported incontinence in those treated with stretching compared to those treated with surgery, but I do wonder if what you've said about money is part of it
It's not like surgical intervention is without risks, and it's post treatment follow-up wasn't the rosiest picture either, furthermore, if following a simple and inexpensive treatment one experiences less than perfect outcomes, a patient is more likely to see the outcome as unacceptable and to seek further treatment, but the opposite is true of expensive and invasive treatments, which makes me wonder more
I read an interesting paper on more modern stretching methods, and they found much better outcomes re anal incontinence with slightly different methods
All in all I think this has been a positive, and I suspect that actually putting things up my butt has helped my health
Unreal
My reading has further convinced me to stay with moderately sized dildos, thoughbeit, I might still buy the knotted dildo I've been eyeing, but will probably go for their softest silicone

I'm looking for good drawstring bags for my larger toys. Something to keep them separated and free of lint and hair. What do you guys use?
I had some black satin shoe bags that seemed to work well but after a while I noticed my white Bumblehooves had some black smudges on it from dye transfer.
I also bought a big pack of "microfiber" bags on amazon which sucked. Even after washing they shed tons of lint on my toys.

>>11169543
>It's not like surgical intervention is without risks, and it's post treatment follow-up wasn't the rosiest picture either,
right, there's some gay anal surgeon who says that the most common surgical technique (lateral internal sphincterotomy) should be avoided if you have anal sex because it permanently cuts the muscle and can have complications on top of the incontinence risk, which is already increased if you regularly put things in your butt. recommends botox and butt plug dilation instead. unfortunately most doctors barely know anything about anal

Any advice on positioning for deeper penetration?
I've got a flexible 16 inch toy that I can only get about a foot of in. I feel like maybe twisting my upper body to the right helps a little? But I still always end up with this kinda painful poking sensation before I can go any further.
I usually do this standing or kneeling in the shower to keep things clean. It's not a tub so I can't lie down.

>>11167995
greentext? why were you crying?

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What is a good toy for when you don't feel like doing an anal session? Want to train myself to always have something in my butt even when jerkin

>>11169664
Small knotted dildo or a plug

>>11169670
Any good plug recommendations? Something good to sit on and grind into while wackin

>me keeps on complaining about how long i spent cleaning my insides
>started fasting
>not only i lose weight in the process but cleaning became easier

>>11169543
>>11169496
>had blood about 6 months ago during a session and stopped, realized it was a fairly large hemorrhoid
>haven't played since and it hasn't gone away yet it doesn't bother me 99% of the time
Are you telling me the cure might be to just continue?

>>11169309
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005005092386287.html (the seahorse clone)
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005007232514251.html
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005006412097981.html

These three are my favourites

May I please have a recommendation for a knotted dildo wherein the knot goes (for lack of a less retarded term) all the way around? Too many seem to have a flush side from base to shaft and the knot only projects out on the other three sides. Maybe that's more realistic but I'm not a dog fucker so I don't care about that. I just want to stretch my hole out evenly, one flush side seems like cheating. Bonus points for a flared head.

>>11169717
THIS!
And something we can buy, not those bad dragon that's almost impossible to buy, preferably something from aliexpress or amazon

>>11169696
Gentle dilation perhaps
From my cursory reading today, they did dilation up to 35mm diameter
No thrusting, just stretching for a few minutes at a time, just once, then done, if you're going to attempt this you should do as much reading about it as you can before attempting it
Humanity has a proud history of self administered medicine, but the vast majority of that history is our discovery of "what not to do" rather than anything with a positive outcome, it's very easy to do harm

>>11169717
>>11169723
Personally I'm looking at a knotted neotori dildo, mundir specifically, they seem pretty good, and have plenty of people raving about them online
I realise that they aren't available on Amazon, but honestly I like waiting for things to arrive

>>11169717
Not flared, but I like BD's Bishop. The knot isn't as big of a jump over the shaft as something like Rex, but I enjoy the sensation more due to the rounded knot. Not sure of any flared knotted dildos with round knots, most have two or three lobes.

>>11169730
I wanted to buy a rex but taxes and shipping make it incredibly unaffordable in my country and it's hard to find it in stock anyways

>>11169736
Yeah, BD's prices are bad enough for people in the US let alone outside. If Neotori's cheaper for you, their Mundir is pretty similar to Rex.

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>>11169745

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realizing the majority of you aren’t actually feminine at all, but fat hairy men, was very disappointing

>>11169811
4u

>>11169811
I-i'm losing weight senpai
P-pls be my bf

>>11169811
I'm skeletal, but all else you said is true ._.

>>11169811
i'm a hrt femboy who lasered all his hair off

>>11169907
When do you deal with the cancer

>>11169571
I'm basically in the same situation. Can't get the slink in further, so I'm hoping someone has advice. I think I heard once that the first time someone "straightened" their rectum out was with a Chance dildo, and that after it gently "snapped" whatever straight inside them, it got easier.

I'll be doing width training in the meantime.

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>>11169811
The idea of fucking/making videos for my fellow /d/gens is hot, but I'm not sure about shaving my beard or if I'm gay enough to want to fuck a twink like me, let alone the average anon.

Why aren't we all femboys and dickgirls?

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>>11169811
but I love fat hairy men. im a skeleton myself tho

>>11169811
6'3" skellington reporting

>>11169717
you mean like this? https://www.tantusinc.com/products/fido
>>11169811
I'm a fem bottom but
>tfw no hairy chubby/fat neckbeard nerdy kinda BF who got addicted to playing with this butthole from consuming too much /d/egenerate hentai and now we're mutually coaching and encouraging each other to become better buttsluts
taking turns giving each other anal/prostate orgasms is the purest form of love, i'm just saying

>>11169323
I regrettably did the math and I'd have to sell the fuckers at about $19 per unit to make my money back, that's with 30 pennies worth of profit. Unless I go full retard mode and buy a ton of each material bringing the cost down.

It is definitely working better than any toy I have ever used. If you can find a welding friend or an alternative, get one. I imagine this is what an aneros is supposed to feel like after you train your muscles to move it alone with no hand help.

>>11169952
I've got toys for girth and toys for length but not one for both. I guess I'll keep an eye out for a chance or chance-like toy at a good price this month. I guess ultimately I want to smoothly take something that size anyway.
Man I've got too many toys as is.

>mount myself up on two chairs
>feel brave
>put the fuckmachine eventually up to 75%
>"oh fuck im going to cum"
>grab the one chair because im cumming so hard im almost about to pass out
>this leaves me with another problem, the fuckmachine is going so fast there is no chance at me popping the dildo out
>i essentially raped myself
>get another prostate orgasm right after the first one before im able to somewhat get my bearings and not fall off the chairs looking for the remote
welp, that was one of the most intense and enjoyable experiences of my life.

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had around 250$ in gear but i stored it in a box with tpe and abs toys when i had sudden visitors. the fleshlight melted itself and the lube shooter all over the other toys. now i'd replaced it with 2 cheap dildos and a pure wand just to have something for when the inevitable mood arises.

>>11164589
mixing xlube with flour

>>11169811
When I was a teenager, I wanted to be a twink. But I realized my body just wasn't built for that, and now I'm a tall, hairy and moderately overweight man. But I still love to take big dildos up my butt. Currently working on hilting XL Beowulf and XXL Centaur from Mr. Hankeys.

>>11170197
That's funny, it's the opposite for me. I was a tiny twink kid, but at the time I wanted to be this huge jacked manly man. I had to concede defeat and accept my fate now.

>>11164747
Is that a different thing ?
>>11166282
Are you just using toys or do you have a pegging gf ?
>>11166487
I’ve never seen someone talking about fucking themselves into peeing here before, wtf
>>11167535
Thanks
>>11168545
What’s a hfwo?

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My fiance is away for two and a half weeks and I'm gonna go insane aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I NEED to get dicked

>>11169323
Consider searching for cheap coat racks.. I found a hook with a ball on the end of it for like $4

any tips or guides on how to properly tribute
couldnt catch it all on video since my load made it spazz out and opened a recipe book....

>>11170341
Wrong thread?

>>11170319
What is he doing?

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>>11170386
Right now? Probably something gay
Overall? Packing and cleaning up his appt to move in with me

>>11170257
>>11166487
I've actually experienced this myself a while ago and did some research on it. It is actually called male squirting and there is some research on it. I've also read experiences from people that state they get this mostly when going fast and hard. For me this was absolutely the case since I had a firm dildo angled fiercely against my prostate and my fucking machine going pretty much full out.
So yeah, it might be a weird experience, but it's quite ok. So if you feel good about it, just keep going.

haven't touched my prostate for a week and now i don't feel anything, how come?

Figure it's best to ask you experienced perverts what purchase is best. I've had a bit of experience in the past with everything anal from self-fingering, dildos and lots of plugs however due to circumstances I lost my collection and haven't done anything in months. Even with all those techniques I never really found any "pleasure" however I still found the risque idea and feel of buttplugs being great. Ergo I'm wondering if it's better to invest in a Hush 2/similar vibe plug cos I absolutely love em or try for one final time to get prostate pleasure with the help of an Aneros. Furthermore is it worth it to go all the way with a M/L plug that I might not be able to use immediately and just train myself with some regular training kits or save a little bit and just go for a cheaper vibrating plug that I can use from the get-go without training.

Am I desensitizing my prostate from using vibrator almost everyday?