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Whats the best hands free anal toy?

>>11186237
>QOTD
I just came across a new favorite last night. I had a decently large plug in for a while, then switched to a smaller and more textured one. The effort to keep the smaller plug in with my butt relaxed to the size of the bigger one, combined with the extra texture, created an effect I've never felt before that was absolutely wild. I almost never size down during a session when switching toys, and never before yesterday with plugs, but it led me to a whole new sensastion.
10/10 highly recommend.

>>11186258
tops dick

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>>11186258
a fuck machine. or a properly thick and long butt plug if you mean something smaller.

when you think "hands free anal toy" you think aneros and their ilk, but those are so underwhelming. if you're the type who gets off to them, good for you, but for most people they're never good enough. it's not that they can't bring you over the edge, it's that they don't even come close. honestly their toy that's not a prostate massager and is just a unisex tiny buttplug that uses your sphincter contractions to make itself move in and out a bit feels significantly better. neither'll make you cum but at least the self-moving plug feels like getting properly fingered instead of just having someone's finger in your ass but it barely moving.

>>11186269
or this, kek
which is why i recommended a fuck machine desu

>>11186361
I think the Aneros just takes practice. I used the mindgasm stuff and practiced for a while at it. (Over 1 year in now)

>do a really long sesh
>have to wash like 10 dildos
sigh

An anal orgasm is such a mood enhancer~
Multiple ones are even better

>>11186258
Aneros is the best, hands down. Anyone who says otherwise is a degenerate size queen with a completely blown-out hole or didn't get a mind-obliterating orgasm first try with zero effort and is unwilling to put in any practice to learn how to do it.

Can someone tell me why numbing lube is such a mood killer?
When I use it, I simply stop being horny.

>>11186461
maybe because it numbs the feeling? are you retarded?

>>11186463
It was a genuine question you piece of shit.

I hope your dick falls off and someone sews your asshole shut you walking bag of dicks.

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I want women to be more into butt stuff

>>11186471
Me too
but what's your reasoning specifically?

>>11186473
>but what's your reasoning specifically?
anal sex being something they actively want without me having to coerce it upon them

>>11186469
If that was a genuine question I'm surprised you possess the mental capacity required to even post the question in the first place

>>11186258
Fucking machine

>>11186453
Aneros is mid

Any vibrators with open source apps for control?

>>11186476
I guess a thread about anal is full of assholes

>wanted to make the leap from 6 inch firm to 7 inch firm silicone dildo
>unknowingly ordered 8 inch firm

Well, i'm not returning it. Wish me luck.

>>11186453
Guess I'm just a size queen. The Aneros was useless for me, but as I kept sizing up, anal orgasms kept getting easier. You don't need the precision of the Aneros if what you stick up your ass is thick enough to hit everything. Feels good to get stretched too.

>>11186563
There's just some butthurt wannabe janny sperging hard and samefagging like crazy trying to troll the thread and force it off /d/

>buy a dildo half a cm greater in diameter than my current biggest one to ensure that I can use it
>it goes in with zero problems; barely feel any difference
Fuck, I should have gone larger.

Honestly, knots feel the best. I see why white women prefer dogs so much.

>>11186413
ye cleaning all the toys is so annoying. but i'm way to anal about cleanliness

>>11186748
sensible chuckle

>>11185772
Gonna get railed by the Hat Man then, I guess.

Throwing this in the new thread too: anyone know a way to "safely" induce BPH (i.e. without doing much else beyond that, I know it's not, like, great to have) or otherwise make the prostate big and swollen? It seems like it'd make it easier to hit, and uh, it's also just hot imo.

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>>11186453
>>11186258
>>11186605
Size queen here.

After a lot of practice i can have an hfo orgasm off of kegals only. Aneros makes it much easier. Most intense hfo thing I've got is the hush 2 2.25in buttplug, absolutely mind melting.

Taking big dicks is not connected to your enjoyment of little things. It's the motion in the ocean 100% and if you can't orgasm just by clenching your ass for a while its a skill issue

>bored
>decide to work on my depth training
>knees start to kill me
>put the dildo on the fuck machine
>feels amazing as i feel the bend opening up more and more and i go deeper
>interrupted by anal orgasms and prostate orgasms
Quite devious, Mr. (hi)Smith

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How to stay hard while doing anal?

>>11187118
why do you need to stay hard?

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>>11187125
So I can fap, obviously.

>>11187129
>didnt take the analgasm and prostategasm while soft pill
ngmi

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>>11187135
That's almost what I did a few hours ago. It was very disappointing.

>>11187118
I think it's a person to person thing, but I don't have any issues getting or staying hard while doing anal unless inserting something like 10" around. I do enjoy playing with my dick though, so I think my body just knows to get and stay hard when something goes up my butt.
You might have to just train yourself by being hard when you start and dividing your attention equally between your cock and ass.

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>>11187139
Thanks! Guess I'll try doing anal for the sake of training for a while, instead of just gooning.

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In what order should i use these to max out my chances of HFO: edge 2, njoy wand and dildo (riding)? I get the least feeling from the njoy, but i feel it helps sensitize the area.

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I finally got around to buying a dual density dildo, instead just the regular silicone/tpe/chinesium stuff.

And holy fuck does it make a difference!
It was around half a cm thicker than my regular stuff, but it went in without a problem. Never again will I use regular silicone toys, they can't hold a candle to even a cheap dual density dildo.

Why am I addicted to cumming like a girl?

>>11187118
haha, I've also noticed this. I think putting something in your butt causes the blood to leave your dick and concentrate around your ass. I can still get hard again and fap with something in there, but I actually kind of enjoy the momentary erectile dysfunction.
>>11187164
Those do seem really nice, can you comment on the sensation of it being soft on the outside but firm inside?
>>11187165
because you're a bottom bitch. you're going to love having a boyfriend who fucks you multiple times everyday.

>>11187165
U gay

>>11187165
cuz it feels good

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>>11186730
I believe dildos are like pizza, you might as well get the large because eventually you'll fit it all inside of you anyway. I've just ordered a pretty large horsecock for myself as well

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>>11186730
>>11187289
this. General rule of thumb when looking for a size increase is go for half an inch to an inch in diameter. Worst case scenario is that you cannot insert your toy right away and need to work on it for a few sessions getting used to the toy. You can always keep practicing and going a bit further each time. Eventually, you'll be able to insert that bad boy and properly ride it till you have that much deserved orgasm. And after a while, you repeat the next step and go up in size again. Enjoy the orgasms, but the ever increasing girth and length you need (more money sadly lol)

>>11187186
It is not so much the difference in density that does something, but more that the outside is actually soft, while you are still able to ride the dildo.

I've had jelly dildos that were wonderfully soft, but much too floppy to be able to put them on a the floor and ride them.

This one is just as soft on the outside, but still stiff enough to not flop all over the place.

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>>11187298
this is good to hear but with my 4XL order of Mr Hankey's Horse II with over 4.25 inches of diameter at its fattest girth is still kinda scary to me. I can take over 3.8 in girth, but that stretch difference seems scary. looking at some of the vids of people trying to use it is making me 2nd guess myself a bit lol.
>eyes bigger than butthole wins again

>>11187332
my biggest dildo is only 3.8 cm. I can't ever imagine taking 3.8 inches.

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>>11187118
For me, I will have issues staying hard only one time with anal, and this is when im really stretching and trying to beat my personal differences with both length and girth. This is usually where I'm in that uncomfortable phase of getting used to the toy in me and trying to hilt the whole toy or getting past its fattest point. I dont know if that is you as well, or if you use more "normal" dildos, but if it's the former I would only expect to get hard when you can feel an orgasm coming no matter what. When using more normal sized toys but still not being able to stay hard, it could be a variety of things. You could still be a bit out of it mood wise, not feel "clean" enough down there, have personal feelings against doing such a naughty thing like I feel to this day at times, not really enjoying the toy due to it being too small or not hitting the nerves properly, not being horny enough, it could be a variety of factors. I would self reflect on any possible mental hurdles you may have with anal, and allow yourself to enjoy the time you have with anal. Sometimes you want to play with yourself, but it may not be the "best" time for yourself and you subconsciously know it. If you still cannot stay hard, you could also look into chasity cages and cumming while soft. It will take some restraint and not cumming for a week or two, but many say it's worth it when they properly cum from their butt. Never had that myself because I need to masturbate almost daily so I cannot give any tips there, but that's just a me thing.

Just listing off a few ideas to hopefully get ya thinking. Hope this helps

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>>11186884
Don't take fucking benadryl, If fucks up your heart and brain.

>Diphenhydramine is able to prolong the QT interval, potentially leading to torsades de pointes, an abnormal heart rhythm that can cause sudden cardiac death

>The risk of developing dementia increases with the cumulative dose of an anticholinergic. This means that taking more doses of an anticholinergic over time increases the risk of developing dementia.

Theres better drugs that would make your prostate fell better like mushrooms or weed. Weed in paticulair can have a vasodilating effect causing more blood flow to your prostate

Other then that the only way to enlarge the prostate is abstaining from orgasm, you could try anal edging?

>>11186884

I'm the anon from previous thread. To answer your question, there is only one "safe" and idiot-proof method of inducing BPH: get old.

If you are lucky enough to be born with a prostate, it's pretty much guaranteed to happen to you at some point in your life - maybe not full-blown BPH, but you will experience it to some degree as you get older.

Yes, it makes your prostate bigger and easier to hit. Do I wish I had BPH? No I fucking don't.

I developed BPH shortly after having acute prostatitis before my 30s, which was one of the most painful and uncomfortable experiences in my life. You can't piss, yet you feel the need to urinate and you just sit on the toilet wishing someone would put a bullet in your brain. The pain was so fucking awful I had to go ER and having your swollen, inflamed prostate probed by a shitty greasy fat doctor was so terrible. When I had to go get USG to confirm diagnosis, I threw up and nearly fainted because of the fever and pain. I was given antibiotics and strongest prescription NSAIDs to make my life a bit less miserable. There is no magic cure to BPH - once you get it, you're stuck with it for good (not counting having your prostate surgically removed or at least reduced to some degree). Meds do not magically shrink your prostate, they just relax the muscles around the thing and bladder to make it easier for you to piss and have shitty side-effects. Those ads which promote "prostate health products" are 100% bullshit.

A year ago, when I went to my urologist, the nurse shoved a thick rubber tube down my dick all the way to my bladder and put a cork on it and every nanosecond was complete fucking nightmare. I had a tube dangling from my dick for a week, pissing urine and blood and having to uncork my cock every time I had to go to take a "leak". It was beyond humiliating even by /d/ watersports standards.

Be glad you have a prostate, but be careful what you wish for, it's not fun and hot like in your lewd japanese cartoons.

>>11187118
I have the opposite problem
I am trying to not be hard during anal because you can't relax as much as when you go soft
It also makes me cum a lot faster, having way less pleasure than when I manage to be soft

The grass is always greener on the other side

>>11187398
Hello slut

>>11187398
sup cute stuff

>>11187398
peg me

Anal orgasms are literally the best things ever.

>>11187399
>>11187400
hi hi hiiii is this whole thread really about anal?
>>11187407
peg?

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>>11186237
I just impulse ordered a fuck machine from hismith
What am I in for?

>>11187424
yeah peg like stick your thingy in my butt

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Those dildos with larger upper or mid section, that gets thinnier near the base, like the cockatrice from bad dragon and similar ones, do they give the same filling sensation of popping up a knot?

One thing I liked when I had a knot dildo, was to just stay there in doggstyle, without thrusting, struggling to accommodate the oversized knot, after 30 or 40 minutes of fucking the shaft in anticipation.

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>>11187426
Nevermind I chickened out and canceled the order, I don't want and nosy family members to open it if it arrives around Christmas
Will probably reorder in a few weeks

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>>11187426
>>11187438
Fuck machines are great which one were you gonna order? I have an ancient one that’s a pain to set up and makes too much noise but when I’m high I don’t notice it so it really feels like I’m getting pounded senseless

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>>11187118
I don't have ED but I never stay hard during anal and I prefer this way. Leaking with flaccid dick is a huge turn on.
Like other anons said, I think it's blood going to where it's needed most.

Whatever the reason, at least for me, I can only achieve AO without any dick stimulation.

>>11187525
nta but it might also be mental, are you focusing on cumming with your dick or your butt

im also like you.

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>>11187438
The most basic one
I've had mixed experiences with anal, the idea is always hot and the thought of getting fucked by a girl with a dick or getting pegged makes me so horny so I'm hoping that makes a big difference

https://www.hismith com/en/sex-love-machine/239-best-masturbation-partner-sex-machine-with-75-inch-colourful-jelly-realistic-dildo.html

I would personally save up for the premium model. It is much better in quality and is quite quiet. I have one and live with my family and no one has noticed at all.

Browsing the internet with a huge toy up my butt :p

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>>11187560
no one cares

>>11187560
This means you are a faggot :3
How huge are we talking about? Huge enough to brag about?

>>11186237

Sometimes I take an edible before getting ready and set up the hismith machine. Lay out the toys I want to play with. I like to dress femme when I do an evening of anal play. I shower/shave and use the show douche attachment to clean myself out. From then its dressing up in lingerie and doing my make up. Wig goes on last.

I know nothing about recording myself and editing videos of my anal masturbation sessions. I would love to learn how to do this and start my own channel on pornhub but have no clue what camera to buy or how to edit a video.

>>11187555
>I have one and live with my family and no one has noticed at all.
little bro, i can hear the floors moving and muffled grunts.

>>11187577
Sides = In orbit

>>11187564
3.5 inches diameter (@_@;)

>>11187580
That's the largest one I can take
Yes you can brag about it, it's hard as fuck to take this much, congratulations

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I'm an anon who posted here like 3 weeks ago about mistakenly taking psylum husk while being relatively dehydrated
When it first began to clear up I started pooping up blobs of pure psylum husk and it gradually returned to normal but I felt like there was still something slightly blocked in my intestines
Three weeks later some more blobs of psylum husk came out... I've not had it since then
Take care of your digestive systems anons

>>11187426
sauce?

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>>11187646
Nevermind, saw the artist name finally. Am retard.

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>>11187369

But if you are really curious and to want realize how my prostate is big from BPH, know well I can make myself have an hfdo just by one finger pressing on an exact spot on my perineum, which is to the left of where the shaft starts, at certain angle because it stimulates and creates pressure on the prostate.

I took it to the next level last session and I put the small end of the njoy wand, right on my prostate from bottom and basically squeezed it like a sponge between the finger and the end in a completely new position (yes, it literally feels like a sponger = you can literally feel the prostate fluid flow inside like a thick liquid).

Since I've rewired, which has been probably half a year ago, I do sessions often, I use njoy wand 90% time, slowly staring to get a collection of new toys just to try out new sensations.

The first time it "clicked" + reefer - I kept shaking on the bed for 6 minutes on the bed, almost on the verge of passing out = it felt basically like a seizure, but not in the way like an actual seizure from epilepsy, but more like it was so mindfuckingly pleasurable I just couldn't control my limbs from having all those synapses all over my body feeling pleasure everywhere at the same time. (and those were all hfdos)

I really needed to take a small piss, newbie mistake; I was just sitting on the toilet seat and as piss went through my dick, I had another hfdo. I literally had hfdos while walking and I had to lean against the counter to get back to my bedroom (there was no toy in me or anything). When I got back, I was just laying on bed, humping the air, getting hfdo's just by bouncing my prostate up and down and the fluid leaking out. After I finished, for the next 1h30h, I was having hfdo's just spontaneously, not even trying, just boom, another after another minutes apart.

1/?

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You have no idea how outright mindfucked, absolutely amazed and aroused I was by the time I could finally fall asleep because they kept waking me up. Just browsing porn in bed, having hfdos just randomly going off.

I do 2-3 sessions weekly. So you probably tell how many sessions I had so far - I had no single session that was shitty, no session without feeling pleasure, uncountable HFDOs. Since then, I had only had one HFWO which was nice to check off the list, but ultimately, HFDO feels so much better and arousing. I also have no-dick-touching rule, even without a chastity cage. I tried to have a hybrid orgasm, basically edging prostate and dick at the same time and having them go off at the same moment, but mixing those two kinds of pleasure felt rather underwhelming, like you couldn't really truly feel one or another, neither of them intense + I lost arousal immediately like when you jack off and cum.

I don't do penile masturbation anymore, because it's just too boring and doesn't match a nice, intense p-gasm even in the slightest - my prostate is that sensitive. My loads would probably be massive, just not really interested, it's embarrassing, but with so much cum stored in my balls, you can't help yourself and have a stupid wet dream like every 45 days or so.

2/?

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But that's not the best part:

Do you have any idea how satisfying it was to take a piss after that 1h30m? That was seriously the best piss of my life without question.

You have no idea how this hunk of metal changed my life in a positive way; I lost so much weight because I balance my diet and eat proper food, I almost never eat junk food, no sweet stuff, regular shits, exercise. I figured out which food makes me feel sick and I shouldn't eat, time my shits like Pavlov's dog (yes, I'm serious) - I take a shit after shower, every day, at the same time, which promotes hygiene, proper sleep rhythm, self-care and routine. It's infinitely better than taking meds like finasteride, it's fun, exploring new sensations and new kinds of pleasure. I wish I didn't have BPH because it's fucking annoying, I can't really put my experience into words properly because of individual anatomy and circumstances, but this is what my first prostate orgasm was like.

Thank you based designers for this godsent weapon of ass destruction. The only thing I'm struggling with is cleaning - I have perfect shit, smooth, ideal firmness, no mess, if I had a bidet, I would buy toilet paper just to be absolutely sure I'm squeaky clean - but when I douche, even after taking a good dump, I still have some small bits dislodge after douching, so I have to do it a couple of times.

There is one thing I wanna try next session - I discovered a new sitting position which feels very different when reaching that special spot and it's fun exploring those sensations. Last time, I used the small end. This time, I will stretch first, fuck myself a bit and then when I'm ready, gonna insert the large end in the new position and squeeze it like a fucking sponge till I'm a drooling mess.

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I'm delving into another kind of thing, exploring sensations of being stretched, filled and massaging anus/fingering, which is very, very nice - a knotted dildo is fun to take in and provides different kind of experience compared to slick, gliding and heavy feel of the wand and the moment it pops in I just go nnnnnngghgh and start shaking, squirming and leaking, the only downside is I can't put pressure from the outside when playing with a knotted dildo, which would make it even better.

Ultimate fantasy/goal: get properly fucked by a good top to know what the real deal feels like and make them feel good or give someone a really, really good prostate session with the wand myself. Just knowing I'm giving someone such pleasure I experienced firsthand turns me on so much I would probably even pay someone to allow me to give them a prostate massage. Only boys how to pleasure boys properly, be it dick or ass.

Do something good for your health and become an anal slut.

If you have any questions about my wand surgeon skills, advanced techniques or bullshit about BPH, go ahead (I still assure you, you don't want BPH). 4/4

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I looked into the guides and info on the OP as well as other places but I couldn't figure out something, maybe I'm dumb but I can't find it.
Would wearing a buttplug for 4-8 hours a day be a good way to train my butthole for larger insertions and to get more used to anal in general?
I've tried with a crappy buttplug I have but it's not very comfy and it has a thin neck so I don't think it does a great job at stretching the entrance of my butthole. And I've had issues with lube drying up and having a hard time getting it out later, as in, it hurting on the way out. I used water based lube so I guess it just dries too quickly, or perhaps I need to get a lube injector or something.
I'd probably get a new buttplug for something like that, probably a silicone one with a t-shaped base would be the best, and with a wider neck.
Does anyone here have any experience with something like this?

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>>11187552
>are you focusing on cumming with your dick or your butt

I just focus on the pleasure.
Trying to cum is counterproductive to me, because it puts pressure on an objective and takes me off the moment.
Learning to enjoy anal for itself was an import step get my first HFAO.

>>11187393
maybe get a cage?
it is a lot better anyway when the dick isn't flopping around while riding the dildo.
Also when you intuitively want to rearrange your dick like when you switch to a different position, you forget that you are caged and your hands just don't grab into the void is extremly hot.

>>11187332
You'll get there eventually

>>11187369
Skill issue, quit whining

>>11187426
Unlimited fucking at your whim

It's phenomenal

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>not aroused
>let out a fart
>le tingly feeling happens
>suddenly feel aroused
Is that really how rewiring is supposed to work?
Am I on the wrong path too far gone?
I does not feel right. I am not supposed to be into fart.
Please help.

>>11187780
You should progressively size up, and maybe use coconut oil for long periods of plugging if you need to re-lube regularly. Look into getting a square peg/topped toys style egg/gk plug, I found wearing my egg plug the whole day made me sooo loose when it came to play time later.

Hi everyone ! I wanted to do a nice anal session and I was thinking about doing edging until I do the session, the question is. It's edging until the session good to build up more anal pleasure ?

Thanks !

>>11187883
When I'm doing anal, my penis is not even remotely involved. All the feeling is concentrated in my butt. I don't know if that's common, but yeah, touching it does nothing for me when I'm in a receiving state of mind.

>>11187574

If you have a modern smart phone youre pretty set to go. Worry about properly lighting and framing yourself before you go off and buy an expensive camera. Realistically you're not gonna be doing heavy editing/production for a solo amateur porn video, maybe some cuts at the start/end or for position/toy changes. Windows movie maker or some phone video editing app will suffice for your situation

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Seems like no matter how much I try, I just can't get a prostate orgasm.
Whenever things start feeling nice, those nice sensations just fade away after some minutes and while using my toy still feels nice, after the 5th or so minute it becomes much less enjoyable than for the first 5 minutes after insertion. Perhaps I'm not aiming the head of the dildo properly at the prostate and I just go too deep instead because that also feels nice. Idk.

>>11187948

Looks like the program is called Microsoft ClipChamp now, pre installed on Win 11. I'll fool around with it. I'd rather have a separate camera than my phone to do this with. Thanks for replying.

>>11187988
are you working the dildo with your hand?

>>11187988
Being high on weed helps me reach stratospheric levels of analgasm

>>11186258
Honestly buying a fuck machine has changed me
I like to get plapped lying on my stomach, I'll set some programmed session off, throw away the remote, and then just struggle to hold on under the relentless pounding that Sylvia-san can dish out
It's absolutely unbelievable how good getting railed hard is, I can't recommend it enough, I feel like such a slut when I cum too

>>11187118
I used to instantly go soft as soon as something pushed on my butthole, but I'm turning into more and more of a whore, I think part of it is getting more in tune mentally with receiving, and more in tune with feeling anal pleasure, but lately I get hard when I'm warming up, and can stay hard with a few gentle strokes every minute or so

Anyone else is addicted to anal sex noises? Like when you are getting fucked hard by a guy or a fucking machine and there is some air trapped deep inside and it makes very lewd sounds.

I got some glass dildos a few weeks ago, they're so much fucking better than silicone, wtf.
I spent years learning to cum somewhat inconsistently off of silicone, I can, on a whim, fuck myself to cum in like, 5 minutes. I wasn't even horny today, I did it 'cuz I was bored and curious, but cum.
What the fuck, why didn't anyone tell me glass was so fucking good

>>11187883
I can never edge without busting so I don't

>>11187988
Get high on weed and get pounded by a fuck machine

You gotta relax and just enjoy the sensations until it happens

Trying to chase an anal orgasm will almost always keep you from achieving it

>>11188300
Do you get high on weed for it?

I have the biggest orgasms when I do that with my fuck machine, I desperately want to find a way to self bondage while I'm on my stomach getting pounded

>>11188346
Glass shill stfu wrong

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My Hilt 95 arrived - much faster than expected. I am that weird combination of nervous and excited and happy that anticipation brings. Pretty sure I'll even have time tonight to take an edible, wear my plug for a few hours, and, pardon the pun, try to Hilt myself.

>>11187853 >>11187780
Coconut oil is really good for long term playing as long as you are ok with a little more cleanup. Different coconut oils can be more or less coconut smelling, and you can get fractionated oil if you don't want to deal with it being solid, but it melts quickly.

>>11188484
I want to try getting high and then getting fucked, maybe make some brownies or something, but for now I just do it without any altered state of mind at all.
Well, apart from horniness that is

>>11188346
yeah, glass is peak. no friction, easiest to clean, cheap, and stays rock hard which makes it super easy to insert unlike silicone flopping around everywhere.

>>11188488
>NOOO YOU MUST SPEND $200 ON OUR DOG KNOT REPLICA, GLASS IS BAD GOYIM

>be me
>degenerate
>masturbate to cartoons
>find this thread
>read stories
>ask a few questions
>no I don't want to take a dick
>straight as an arrow
>try some butt stuff tho, it's fun
>time_passes.wmv
>horny
>gf is away on a trip
>I'm at a bar with friends
>getting a round of drinks
>gayfag hitting on me
>I tell him I'm straight, he says I don't know what I've been missing out on
>writes his number on a receipt and stuffs it into my pocket when my hands are full
>friends mock me relentlessly
>they get a hold of his number and text him
>no idea what they told him
>fuck those guys
>stumble home eventually
>fall into bed
>try to jerk off, too wasted, give up
>falling asleep horny
>phone buzzes
>gf must be missing me
>I don't even read her message
>tell her I wish she was there so we could fuck
>she tells me about the blowjob she would be giving me if she were there
>turned on, want to jerk off
>I share my location with her in iMessage and tell her to come home
>she says she's coming to my place and that she's going to drain my balls
>confusion.what
>another text, she says she's going to show me what real pleasure is
>says I don't know what I've been missing out on
>says she will teach me
>scroll back up
>these are the first texts from this number
>another text
>says that as soon as we locked eyes at the bar they knew I was a slut
>realise this is that gayfag who was hitting on me at the bar
>how the fuck did he get my number?
>he messages again, says he's ten minutes away
>more messages, mostly just about how he'll draw my very soul out through my dick and swallow it whole
>extremely conflicted
>not gay
>but would it be gay to get blown by a dude?
>buzzer rings
>I let him in the building
>knocking at door
>he's on the other side
>knocking again, I don't know why but I was compelled to let him in
>head is kinda spinning
>I just want him to suck my dick and be done with it
>he is touching me
>rubbing my dick
>not sure if want

>can feel my dick getting semi hard practically against my will
>he's cooing into my ear, telling me I'm a good boy
>he puts me on the couch
>pulls off my pants
>tells me to relax
>succ begins
>he's really good
>holy shit it's really good
>somehow it's the best blowjob I've ever received
>within minutes I'm groaning and aching to cum
>he keeps slowing down
>doesn't let me cum
>takes my dick out of his throat and slaps his face with it
>saliva everywhere
>I am trying to cum now
>I can't, end up going kinda soft
>he says it's okay
>I tell him it's whiskey dick
>he tells me he'll make me cum
>asks me if I have any coconut oil
>we go to the bed
>he massages me all over
>feels nice
>I am flipped on to my belly
>he's working my cheeks and teasing my balls
>fingers start rubbing my asshole
>I am so fucking turned on, it's like I have entered a new state of being
>a finger is inside me
>it's rubbing
>everything feels so good
>he's telling me to relax, to enjoy it
>he's gentle at first, but gets a bit rougher
>I'm groaning
>suddenly takes his fingers away
>I wish he wouldn't
>lots of shifting on the bed behind me
>two fingers now
>it's really intense, they don't really fit
>he's telling me to relax, telling me to push out with my ass
>I hold my breath and try to let him in
>there's a sudden pop, and then the pressure on my hole lets up
>his fingers sink into me, even more intense
>he tells me I'm a good slut
>I feel him get on top of me
>I think I know what's coming
>I'm in a daze
>his hands go away and then are on my shoulders
>I can feel something even bigger pushing on my ring
>I suddenly realise that I'm about to be fucked
>too late
>I'm only coming to this realisation as his head is going in
>it hurts
>but in a good way
>my breath is frozen inside me
>I'm paralysed
>I feel his hips pushing on me
>finally draw in a shaking breath
>never felt such a feeling
>it's like it hurts, but it doesn't hurt
>everything from half way up my thighs to the small of my back

>he's moving in and out now
>I can barely breathe
>harder
>I am completely at his mercy
>I can feel something really good happening inside me
>It's growing with his thrusts
>I'm overtaken by spasms, he just holds me down and waits them out, his dick still inside me
>whole body is shaking
>he's thrusting again
>I'm breathing when I can
>really building now
>more spasms, until I remember to breathe again
>what the fuck
>I can't
>I want to get away from him
>I try to get up on all fours but he's on top of me
>I'm end up just pushing my eager ass up into his dick more
>"that's it, slut, take it"
>it feels so good, I push into him on purpose now
>I give up trying to get free
>I'm writhing around on the bed
>a third wave of spasms overtake me
>he is pounding the shit out of me now
>it finally ends
>was probably less than ten minutes but it felt a lot longer
>he pulls out and cums on my limp body
>a mix of revulsion, fear, and shame washes over me
>I can smell shit
>I go for a shower
>contemplate life choices in shower
>he comes in
>want to tell him to fuck off
>he just gets in and hugs me
>I feel okay
>Still tell him to fuck off
>text him the next day to say sorry
>he's a cool dude
>eventually ask him to come over again to rail me senseless again
>I'm gay now, I guess

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What would be a good fuck machine that could be easily hidden if necessary -- don't always feel like showing my toys to all the guests etc. -- and possibly even travel with?

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>>11188569
Hismith premium comes with a nice compact structured fabric case. I just store mine in it under my bed and it looks very inconspicuous.

>>11188540
Glass too hard and unforgiving

U dumb

>>11188518
Best of luck, mine showed up a week ago and I have tried to knot it twice to no avail, even after I was extremely warmed up. The shaft alone is pretty wild, still.

>>11188588
Not even
It's not "unforgiving", it actually fucking works, I can actually feel textures dragging across my prostate.

>>11188540
And fukkin yeah
Takes almost no prep, I can actually just use it in the shower without lube at all, and it cleans super easily.
Even if it felt exactly the same, the convenience factor alone fucking demolishes silicone.

>>11188300
what kind of machine?
can just a basic hismith do programmed stuff?
i'd like to buy one where you can link them to a video (with one of those setting files or whatever)

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>>11186237
Finally succumbed and gave into buying a prostate massager because I can't cum with my fingers. Lovehoney's Ignite Silicon massager. Praying this gives me some relief. Any tips btw guys?

>>11187883
i often edge before anal (sometimes don't)
that makes me cum incredibly fast tho, within a minute (milking prostate i guess)

>>11188569
the hismith pro traveler is pretty decent, only really complaint i've got is that the hinge on the suction cup is hella weak and slips a bunch. hismith does sell a better version that came out much later though.

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Holy fuck this is heavy. Are the glass knock off just as good? Worried I might hurt something

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>>11188766
Regular Njoy user here. The secret to the Njoy Wand is not to treat it like a thrusting dildo, it's not designed for that because of the weight and curve. The best way I can describe its best possible use is think of masturbating like a woman taking her time, slow and gentle, small movements. It's an ergonomic way to softly and gently stimulate your prostate and nerve clusters in your butt

The best position for this is like picrel, on your back. It's comfortable, and you're using your own body to hold the weight. Small, gentle movements will result in repeated dry orgasms once you locate exactly where your nerve clusters are

Regarding the alternatives, I find there's no alternatives that have the right length and curve that works for me, and I've bought about 6 of them. They're all either too short or don't get the right angle which requires too much reaching, which introduces strain. The lighter metal knockoffs are possibly the worst option you can get since they're usually made from Chineseum metals, zero quality control and zero health and safety standards. You wind up with things like seams and burrs that will carve up the inside of your asshole, or even chips of metal will come right off inside you, and I've seen instances of using heavy metals like cadmium that can cause rectal poisoning

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I finally had an anal hands free orgasm. 2 of them, in a row. I've been playing with ny ass for literally decades. I put all my toys away years ago because I felt I was getting a little old to be railing myself with rubber cocks for hours a week. I also had chastity devices I put away at the same time, but that was a recent thing, and I never wore one for more than a couple hours. The other day I get the urge to lock my cock up in a cage, so I go dig out the box, and it has all my ass stuff in there too.
>put on cage
>goes surprisingly easily
>manage to keep it on fir a few hours
>get horny
>pull out all ass toys and start trying to /anal/ myself
>ugh this hurts, and my ass is too tight
>cram it in any way
>ouch
>ouch ouch ouch!
>give up, ass hurts, dick still locked.
>few hours pass
>horny af
>start doing butt stuff again
>feels better
>have a good time, cock still locked
>do this for 3 days
>late night
>trying all sorts of positions
>ass is happy taking cock again, no more ouch
>try bench, nope
>try wall, nope
>floor, nope
>.... So horny
>look at vanity cabinet drawer
>suction cup dildo to it, it's perfect height
>start railing myself with the drawer
>it's working great! Effortless, stable
>start getting that feeling
>go faster and faster and faster
>boom boom boom
>whole body is shaking
>plap plap plap
>cum leaking
>pull out and lick up cum off cage with fingers
>get back on knees for cock
>plap plap plap
>it happens again
>cum leaking everywhere
>lick it up again
Never did it before boys. Made it even better I was caged. Don't give up!

>>11186884
>>11187354
not that analon but I think that alprostadil cream would be much more effective and likely safer (also used to treat ED).

here's the scientific list I got from AI (I love using Anal Intelligence for buttslut endeavors):
Here is a ranking of the substances by their potential to cause prostate arousal and swelling, including natural, prescription, and scheduled/controlled substances:
Prostaglandin E1 (PGE1): High efficacy, significant arousal and swelling
Nitroglycerin: High efficacy, significant arousal and swelling
Fentanyl (Schedule II controlled substance): High efficacy, significant arousal and swelling (but heavily regulated due to potential for abuse)
Papaverine: Moderate efficacy, moderate arousal and swelling
Phentolamine: Moderate efficacy, moderate arousal and swelling
Vasopressin antagonists (e.g., conivaptan): Moderate efficacy, moderate arousal and swelling
CBD: Moderate efficacy, moderate arousal and swelling
THC: Moderate efficacy, moderate arousal and swelling
Morphine (Schedule II controlled substance): Moderate efficacy, moderate arousal and swelling (but heavily regulated due to potential for abuse)
Ketamine (Schedule III controlled substance): Moderate efficacy, moderate arousal and swelling (but heavily regulated due to potential for abuse)
Adenosine: Low efficacy, low arousal and swelling
Calcitonin gene-related peptide (CGRP): Low efficacy, low arousal and swelling
...

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>>11188798
fanum tax image.
...
Here is a revised list of naturally occurring and potentially more available, non-regulated, and/or OTC substances that may cause prostate arousal and swelling:
Ginseng: Moderate efficacy, moderate arousal and swelling
L-arginine: Moderate efficacy, moderate arousal and swelling
L-citrulline: Moderate efficacy, moderate arousal and swelling
Beetroot juice: Moderate efficacy, moderate arousal and swelling
Pomegranate extract: Moderate efficacy, moderate arousal and swelling
Saw palmetto: Low-Moderate efficacy, low-moderate arousal and swelling
Zinc: Low-Moderate efficacy, low-moderate arousal and swelling
Omega-3 fatty acids: Low efficacy, low arousal and swelling

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>>11188766
Also an Njoy user here. My favourite is definitely big toys, since you don't need to be so precise with those. But for me, Njoy Pure Wand is more of a precise toy. Meaning that it just requires some practice, but the effects are tremendous. Bigger toys require warm up, but usually due to the size, you can hit all the right places without that much precision. With Njoy, I feel that I can reach big O much quicker without that much warmup, but, it requires practice and knowing the right places to hit.

>>11188796
congrats! the anal event horizon claims another victim!

>>11188346
Glass toys honestly made me very sensitive. I could already previously hfwo with my trusty silicone toys with gentle riding but I didn't like the refractory period I get with it sometimes.

I think part of the mild injury that comes with obliterating my asspussy hard with glass for quarter of a day made me develop some new nerves down there but of course with help of CBD oil I use as lube (which is perfect, other oils do not increase sensitivity). I don't even use that much lube oils when using a glass dildo unless my ass already absorbed the CBD which then makes it extra sensitive and relaxed, I think with pure silicone it absorbs the moisture of my body and water-based lube sometimes can sting (since they're slightly acidic and designed for vaginas). I don't really hfwo with glass dildos but instead I would endlessly squirt mixed juices like a good girl and I prefer this so much more since I could spend much longer time doing anal this way and also treat my penis like a clit (somehow I cannot cum normally when doing this and instead I keep squirting precum as if it's lubricating for my clit). Somewhat messy, I keep peeing and leaking pre but I'm addicted to it, I don't even remember the last time I ejaculated with hfwo. I would also use silicone dildos the same way and swap between them and endlessly squirting. Though I think what you're doing is gentle stimulation or p-waves which is also nice but I'm not good at that, I like to ride the dick like I'm riding or getting fucked by a real one.

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>going to town on myself with my XL flared Chance
>going at it for a while
>start to realize that I'm not feeling as close to cumming as I usually do with chance
>sorta get out of the moment
>realize im balls deep on my chance and I cannot orgasm no matter how I try
>slide off toy in confusion and shame
>get short but really fat dildo
>insert and start bouncing
>cum within 2 minutes despite being able to only insert the toy halfway
>well shit, I guess I am just a anal whore

At least I have a 4XL Horse II coming from Mr. Hankey's. At least that will keep me forever satisfied.... right?

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>>11186237
>QOTD
I almost only squat when riding my dildos. I use rather large toys, so I feel I need any little bit I can get in terms of help and inserting the toys so I want gravity to work with me. I'll sometimes do the squat position with my back on the wall, and use that to help me control myself better when trying to squeeze onto a fat bend, knot, or bulge. Rarely I'll be on my knees when riding, but that's really only when I can insert a toy fully with no concern of hurting myself and I need that repeated fucking. I feel being on all 4s is weird for me, mostly a mental game thing I feel. If I get a fuck machine however, I feel I would be more privy to trying more positions and angles when enjoying anal, since I won't need to put so much effort into fucking myself. Plus I like being able to have my legs spread when squatting so I can masturbate and cum after rubbing my prostate with a huge dildo.

Cumming like a girl feels so good

>>11188346
what are some good glass dildos
someone tell me before i buy random things from china

also i will say regular silicone sucks so much compared to dual density.

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>>11188785
>>11188804
Is it better to use the small end or the large end?

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brehs im about to spend like 200 yurobux on one of the small dildos from mr hankey as my first dildo. good idea or nah?

>>11188555
checked and cool story

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>>11188963
unless you really like the shape and design of the toy, I would look for other options that are cheaper. The biggest advantage of getting small dildos are their price, and you can find so many good options from so many sellers for a lot cheaper. Amazon is a good place to look for dildos, I would just make sure the toy looks and says it's silicone and not some other material like TPE. Reviews also saying it's silicone is also nice. If you don't wanna go through Amazon, then you can go through so many other dildo companies. I would browse and look at your options before going with a high price company like Mr. Hankey. Neotori is in Europe and they make a lot of dildos that are really good quality. Hope this helps!

>>11188959
i am a third njoy user, i find the bigger end better to use like laying-on-back anon describes, with your body weight, where ill use the small end if im just sitting in my chair and watching a movie or something, with that i use the chair as a fulcrum and move the big end around like a joystick. takes very little effort but doesn't work as good as laying the floor for me so i do it as a warmup or just on its own as a replacement for absentminded dick touching

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>>11188968
thank you for the response, I am planning on getting either the horny rhino S, minotaur XS or ray diesel S. I've heard good things about these from here in regards to prostate stim and I really like the design of each of them, apparently they have an oval cross-section which is supposed to feel much better during penetration. I would buy something from amazon, aliexpress or where-ever but I'm not sure if I want to put fake silicone chinesium up my butthole and would they even be the same quality as the platinum cured silicone that mr hankey's stuff uses.

>neotori
they look good quality and are quite cheap but the designs dont really appeal to me desu, IDK

(actually I just found out the horny rhino is out of stock ;_; but the minotaur xs is only 90 yuro before shipping so that might be an option, might even get it with the other one :p)

I sound hella girly when I have a toy in my butt

>>11189002
Or at least Anons told me I do, idk
It's just how I sounded. I never considered anything of it until people told me I sound like a girl

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>>11188994
Well I hope with whatever you settle on it rocks your world and gets you that sexual satisfaction it sounds like you really want. With Amazon toys, I always do the lighter test, even if the toy looks ok and has good reviews. Ever since I have learned about the lighter test and a general sense of what to look for, I've never been burned by getting a toy that isn't silicone. I understand however if you still aren't sure and want to splurge on a good quality toy. Another thing to note is that I would always get a size a little bit bigger than what your current "normal" size is for you. I know you said your first dildo, so this may not apply this time, but for future shopping, I would always get a toy thats a little bit bigger than what you usually use. Something that's about 1-3 inches longer than what you're used to and about a half in larger in diameter, because if you don't you're gonna regret it. Many a times I've bought a toy that was at best, a few cms bigger and fatter than my current "normal" toy, only for it to not do anything new for me sexually. Don't forget to keep us updated!

Bigger toys make it easier to cum because you don't have to find a spot. They just feel good all over~

>>11188942
the thing about glass is that it doesn't really matter where it's from, as long as it says borosilicate glass it's hard to fuck it up in the way that silicone could be with other chemicals. just buy borosilicate, if the product page doesn't list what it is or says crystal, avoid it.

>>11188552
This is fiction, full of plot holes and inconsistencies

>>11188610
Retarded take

>>11188636
Get a hismith premium 3, the 4 has RGB for extra cost with no real gain to you

Just make sure it's an app controlled version
EZ

>>11187369
>tfw not having a cock cork

>>11188643
I've never used a non-vibrating toy anon so if you've been struggling idk if shoving a toy up your ass will make anything happen but who knows.

If you want tips then try to use fingers before you try the toy I know you already said fingers don't do it for you but at least make the ass open a lil.

The toy looks fine seems to have good reviews

Does anyone own a Juicer from Topped Toys? How the fuck do you get it in your ass by yourself?

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https://c.lovense-api.com/t2/q4h6zt1u
All alone on a Saturday? Play with my butt for a while! (5 minutes use, ~1 hour on)
if it says link's taken, it means someone else is currently using it, if it says link expired, that means it's done for the day

I'm in Cali and it's impossible to find someone good. soc and tagmap are useless. All I'm looking for is a femboy (who's passable).

any toys on amazon that won't give me ass cancer or break the bank?

Hi guys, can you recommend a dildo for me?
I've already looked for a good size, double layer, hyper-realistic, silicone and/or soft but I still can't find anything.

I want to spend this Christmas warm and without feeling my legs.

>>11189363
most toys even known brands are made in chinesium factories anyway. your best bet is finding pure silicone dildos in the cheap that were marked down due to slight defects and sold as unbranded dildo (such as not too strong suction cup or the silicone injection site defect). I mostly look for ones that also sell transparent toys and come in different colors. they're dirt cheap but they are in fact silicone and mostly have defects around the base. silicone is pretty cheap.

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is it just me or few days ago I've been feeling extremely butthorny and it also happens that it's almost full moon and will be later at peak (on my time zone). I've also noticed most of my best sessions were during midnight and when the full moon peaks and is exactly above the night sky..

>>11187711
not that anon but I agree with this no-dick-touching rule. refractory period happens with penile stimulation. even with a good HFWO.
pressuring my perineum is slightly pleasurable so I think my prostate is slightly large already, also thanks for your inputs I will try develop HFDO. I've already tried nipplegasms, humping, squirting, and HFWO but only stuck with squirting since it lets me have the longest session possible. my method for squirting is simply jackhammering my prostate until my ass contracts and tries to expel, the internal pressure ends up squeezing my insides letting out pre and piss and the more I do it the more it feels like I get runner's high kind all over my butt, this post explains it very well https://desuarchive.org/d/thread/9865150/#9868702

Anyone ever used the B-Vibe 3-piece prostate trainer set? Is it worth blowing 140 NEETbux on?
I've tried half the aneros models out there and a ton of different dual density silicone dildos and found that heavy, smooth, hard prostate massagers are the only thing that really makes me feel anything down there. Silicone in particular gives me a gross dragging feeling while it goes in and out, even with tons of lube.

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>eat some food with carolina reaper on it
>a couple of days go by
>today i was literally crying in pain while trying to finish

is it safe to mix (much)milder chilli in lube?

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Does anyone remember when tenga eggs packaging was a kind of plastic egg that you open to get the sleeve?

I loved to fill this egg package with something heavy lie penny coins, wrap it in a condom and insert it.
Sadly they don't come in this packaging anymore, at least in my country.
Did anyone do something similar? i don't think I have even heard someone talk abouti it. (Not that it is something groundbreaking anyway, just curious)

>>11189540
Goliath from Mr Hankey's toys has a nice shape for general purpose use I think.

Have you ever had a spontaneous orgasm shortly after anal? I literally came again just laying in bed.

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Is it a bad sign if I’m getting blood when I do anal now? I haven’t changed my diet or anything and I’m not using any new toys. I stopped for two months and the same thing happened again

>>11189847
obviously it's a bad sign. go to a doctor instead of a 4chan porn board.

>>11189259
No idea, I'm not ready for that wild toy though

>>11189641
All capsaicin is harmless

It feels painful at high levels but it causes no actual damage to the body

>>11189847
Could be ass cancer, go see a doctor you idiot

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>>11188205
Yes.

>>11188482
>fuck machine
I don't live alone, but I do have some alone time. My only option for a fuck machine would be some smaller one like the Lovense Mini, but would a thrusting distance of 7,5 centimetres really be enough for my to be grabbing onto the sheets and biting down my pillow?

>>11189965
The mini ones are trash and basically a scam

Hismith premium 3, packs down well

>>11189128
>hismith premium 3
thanks!

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>>11186237

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>first time experiencing pain over an hour after finishing
it was just an njoy wand maybe I left it in too long
I used to stretch 8 inch girth a couple times a week and never had this

>wash dildos
>suddenly UNREASONABLY horny
>waves of pleasures wash over me
ah shit, here we go again

>>11189847
mostly you should try to avoid dried fish, fried crustaceans, and popcorn. that could be the one contributing to microtears in the anus. also not chewing properly crunchy stuffs can cause that too. I think getting a small drop of blood somewhat pink translucent kind is kinda normal since that may have come from the body's anal glands or shedding of the rectal mucosa surface.

>I stopped for two months and the same thing happened again
rookie mistake, you should gradually build up from small sizes to large ones and. it's only a problem if the blood comes from tears around the opening which means you should take a long break until it heals and also assist yourself when taking a huge shit.

AHHHH these anal cravings are so strong
I've been overstressing my body and have to take a few days to relax but the desire to be fucked is constant

>>11190157
maybe bruised the prostate or something? the njoy isn't very big but it's probably easier to go a little too hard since it's metal

silicone
suction cup
9" circumference
15" length with at least 12" insertable

what are good options?

>i was finally able to open up the bend with my thinnest dildo(Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock Jason Luv)
god

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>>11189018
thanks for the kind words and advice anon, I ordered both of them yesterday because I couldn't figure out which one I wanted lol. hopefully they'll be here before christmas day. I'm genuinely so excited for them to arrive, dry orgasming and moaning while getting pounded by something thats actually inside me sounds so incredibly hot

>Don't forget to keep us updated!
will do! :3

>>11190216
>Finish with a long sesh
>Absolutely exhausted
>Still want more
:s

1.7" in Diameter
7.6" length with 5.5" insertable

I'm half way there in inserting it all whole. Though I stopped early because it started hurting like hell. It feels like I just got sucker punched or got kicked in the balls. Am I doing this right?
Also I underestimated the amount of lube needed. I almost cleared out 1/4 of my 70ml lube jelly in one session

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I tried anal for the first time a while ago and I really liked it. The first time I did it I literally saw colors and couldn't help but moan like a slut from the pleasure (didn't cum though). I've done it several times after, one of them I got to the point I was shaking uncontrolably for half a minute (but didn't cum yet again). I can see I have a problem where after a while I get a huge urge to jerk off and sometimes I can't resist and accidentally ruin the whole session.
My point is: I want to become 100% anal only. I don't want to cum normally again. I'm very commited to this because I love raping my ass.
How can I achieve that? Any tips to kill the last fapping urges?

>>11190381
sis, thats when you lay down on your side and use your fist...

>>11190449
My dildo is bigger than my fist~

>>11190452
based buttslut

>>11190435
After abstaining from touching my penis and only doing anal, I find my urges tend to gravitate towards anal and less wanting to touch my penis. Penis orgasms are just really underwhelming compared to my anal orgasms.

>>11190455
Hehehe

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>>11190435
Chastity cage obviously

>>11190381
>>11190216
I tend to plug up after "finishing" a session,
>>11189847
what are you doing in your sessions? Sounds like you're being too rough or fast, or maybe you're not trimming your finger nails enough.

>>11190067
For sure, if you've got any more questions once you get it I'll try to keep an eye out for it in the thread

>>11190243
As it should be

>>11190435
Either get fucked by a top or let a fucking machine pound you to orgasm

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>>11190061
NTA but how tall is it when packed as flat as possible? Will need to hide it in a spot with around 4" clearance. Either I get this one or build an OSSM, which is a pain but I can CAD the assembly to fit flat

>always get lost in the sauce and finish too early
>buy cage to solve this issue
>size checks out on the site
>it didn't account for wearer having a foreskin

i should've gotten the extra large

>>11190594
thanks. probably not anytime soon lol
still live with parents gotta order it when they're out.
i know they leave during summer for ~1-2 months but before maybe somewhere hopefully

I love anal but I just can't handle the time and resources for prep, lubing, cleanup etc. cus I'm a lazy fuck.
Also you who get hfpo are just built different, born to be fucked I guess.

>>11190642
similar but i still find the time to do it every once in a while

Sometimes I'll reach a point where my heart pounds and a tingly feeling spreads from my prostate through my butt to my legs and chest. Am I getting close?

I bought this a couple years ago and I love it, but I want something a little bit bigger and at least 4+ inches longer. It doesn't necessarily have to be a vibrator but I do like the idea. I can get this in the full 11.4" all the way to the base, but obviously going that deep on something like this is not a great idea. I have a couple "normal" anal bead sets and while they're exciting I can't get them deep like I can get this. What should I consider?
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07HXYMFD4

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Would sitting on a dildo help stretch me out for when I'm fucking it? If not would sitting on a slightly bigger one help me when im thrusting with the smaller dildo? I have a butt plug but the neck of it is smaller then the didlo

>did HOURS of training yesterday
>had to take coffe breaks and dinner break even
>got deeper than ever before
>basically only stop because of exhaustion
time for a cup of coffe and then its back to the anal mines
i love my cutler x dildo so much

>>11190642
I get orgasms in my butt but my penis isn't involved. It's more of a full body orgasm.

>>11190725
Yes to both. Letting the dildo sit in you for a bit will help your body get used to the feeling of it being in you and will help you fuck it easier, or a larger one will help you get a bit looser so you can ride the smaller one easier.

The sign of a true buttslut isn't taking it in the ass, it's craving more afterwards.

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melatonin anon here
>had full night sleep with excess sleep
>do anal around noon
>open cap and pour melatonin powder in me and use oil lube
>feels a bit grainy but kinda nice
>the graininess makes it feel like I'm about to shit but not in a bad way (like kinda warm) no irritation whatsoever.
>start to feel sleepy immediately
>took several naps and continuing my session when I wake up, and still feel so relaxed
highly recommend! it works fast. get melatonin capsules which have powder inside. just boof that thing, start with about less 1mg for relaxation (capsules contain about 1-5mg). 1mg is where it starts to make you sleepy so it's probably perfect for those who want to be sleep-fucked by a fuckmachine (I'll absolutely do this once I finally get one). for the meantime I'll be using this for hypno and trance stuff.

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a fairly cringe 3d animator just released a big project of his - 26RegionSFM's Perfect Weapon - after a long wait, and since i'd been waiting for it that whole time I downloaded it instantly and started watching it.
i instantly turned it off and waited until I had time to watch properly with toys, lube, poppers, weed etc.
I finally found the time tonight and watched it twice across two sessions while basically mimicing the fucking on screen with my biggest toy(s).
it's nearly a full hour of mostly anal fucking, starring that fighting game chick Mai Shiranui getting railed by various demons.
it is pretty decent as most sfm fare goes, like who doesn't use blender at this point, and the voice acting is kinda cringe, but it is hot enough to sustain a decent anal session.
i don't have anywhere else to talk about this apart from here so i had to dump my thoughts.
if you're into 3d/sfm/blender porn definitely check it out. it was surprisingly amazing anal fuel and it sustained my attention. i'm guessing i'll get deleted if i post it here so look it up on your own

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Does anyone have experience with MrHankeyToy dildo " The Perfect Penis "
I've got the El'Rey which has 11inch of insertable length by 8,75 circunferebce near the middle. Which is a little bit too much for my everyday session and i would need something smaller for when i just want to have a quick session and not an ass destroying one.


( https://www.mrhankeystoys.com/realistic/el-rey-four-sizes )
( https://www.mrhankeystoys.com/realistic/perfect-penis )

Here are the specs of the dildo in medium size:
Circumference near middle: 7" / 17.78cm
Overall length: 11" / 27.94cm
Insertable length: 8" / 20.32cm

Do you have an alternative option which you prefer ?
The idea is something fairly smooth without knot or what not ( pun intended ) so i can start my session and relax my ass as smoothly as possible :)

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Is the Doc Johnson Naughty 1 kit a good kit to help a girl get ready for anal sex if she's never really done anal stuff before?
Because I want to pair it with a neo elite, these two sites seem to be the only options where I can get that at a reasonable price
https://xoxtoys.ca/
https://www.pinkcherry.ca/

The xoxtoys has the doc johnson set, but only has the 6" neo elite for a reasonable price, whereas pinkcherry has the 7.5" which seems better suited, but I can't really find a standout set. The one I'm considering the most at the moment is
https://www.pinkcherry.ca/products/pinkcherry-silicone-anal-trainer-kit-in-black

Would you say the 6" with the doc johnson kit is a better option than the 7.5" with pinkcherry's own kit?
Could anyone have a look around on pinkcherry to see if there maybe is a better option that I missed?

If I dont use my fingers and then a really soft dildo I will bleed every single time even with a small item like a tooth brush, is it a fissure, should I see a doctor and get a colonoscopy? It doesnt hurt.

>Fucking myself
>Feel great sensation, very tingly. Shake a bit when I pull out. Put it again, very tingly and hot.
>Feel like a big load of love pounds my body when i thrust heavily in my prostate.
>Feel an urge to go super fast.
>I do but then get tired and pull out.

>End up jerking off with the toy in my ass
>Again...

Holy shit that feeling when the dildo slips back past the top of your colon...
orgasmic.

Help I'm scared of becoming an anal addict that just cums his life away

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>>11191026
haven't personally used it but have seen the DJ mood naughty 1 set get recommended a lot for anal beginners. that said you can probably outgrow it pretty quickly, if she can take a couple fingers comfortably then the small plug is pretty much pointless and even the large is only 1.25" diameter whereas i would personally try to work up to at least 1.5" before getting fucked as that's around average dick girth.
>https://www.pinkcherry.ca/products/pinkcherry-silicone-anal-trainer-kit-in-black
looks like a better girth progression but they're pretty long and might poke her especially if she sits down while wearing them. the calexotics silicone exerciser kit is what i use but i don't think pinkcherry carries it, they don't have a lot of great options for beginner kits, this one might be ok:
https://www.pinkcherry.ca/products/colours-pleasures-anal-training-kit
or this one, which is small but closer in shape to rectal dilators i've seen promoted for pelvic floor dysfunction:
https://www.pinkcherry.ca/products/luxe-beginner-silicone-butt-plug-kit

the neo elite 7.5" is a good starter dildo (assuming the no-balls version) but if she's really tight even with plug training you might want to play it safe and get the 6". would also recommend a lube shooter

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>>11191074
>that said you can probably outgrow it pretty quickly
Ah fuck, for some reason I thought it was 1", 1.25", 1.5" as well, like a lot of the other sets, that sucks.
> the calexotics silicone exerciser kit is what i use but i don't think pinkcherry carries it
Yeah sadly, prices for that set seem a little fucked in canada, cheapest I've found I think is amazon at 45cad, but I was hoping to get both on the same site to get the free shipping (since shipping here is fucked)
Actually, it seems like thornandfeather has the calexotics set for 38cad.
They also have their own set here
https://thornandfeather.ca/products/thorn-feather-4-piece-beginner-plug-kit (pic related)
- S Base diameter 1.57 inches, length 4.13 inches, width at the widest point 0.98 inches, weight 1.09 ounces.
- M Base diameter 1.77 inches, length 4.53 inches, width at the widest point 1.1 inches, weight 1.38 ounces.
- L Base diameter 1.97 inches, length 4.92 inches, width at the widest point 1.26 inches, weight 2.22 ounces.
- XL Base diameter 2.36 inches, length 6.1 inches, width at the widest point 1.57 inches, weight 3.95 ounces.

Only issue with thorn and feather is I have to hear back whether or not this is the elite or the normal, since the title says elite & silicon, but specifications say PVC and the pictures are from the 7.5" neo (non elite).
https://thornandfeather.ca/products/neo-elite-7-5-inch-silicone-dual-density-cock-neon-pink
>>11191074
>they don't have a lot of great options for beginner kits, this one might be ok:
>https://www.pinkcherry.ca/products/colours-pleasures-anal-training-kit
Looks like it might be good, leaves me 9$ short from free shipping but might just toss in another medium to large 10-15$ plug or something else fun as well then

Thanks

>>11191084
there was actually an individual XL mood naughty 1 plug that was 1.5" wide, but seems to be discontinued. that 4 plug set seems pretty decent but i'm not sure if the more tapered design is better or worse for training, just that it seems to be a copy of the expensive intimate rose dilators (assuming they were first, anyway)
>Only issue with thorn and feather is I have to hear back whether or not this is the elite or the normal, since the title says elite & silicon, but specifications say PVC and the pictures are from the 7.5" neo (non elite).
yeah that's annoying, the UPC seems to be match the PVC neo so they probably just don't sell the 7.5 neo elite and it's mistitled on the site.

>>11191108
Yeah they got back to me, they do sell the neo elite, but they sell it for 47.5$ (after their permanent sale)

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>be me
>have a script for addies
>take a couple of extra as a treat before gooning
>finish up
>look at the clock
>i have been on the fuck machine for literally 10 hours
>this is the third day in a row i have done this

my butthole will never structurally recover from this

>>11190618
If you use the provided carry bag, it won't work

But if you have a custom tray you could definitely get it flatter then 4"

>>11190629
Just cut it off then

>>11190969
Didn't ask

Mid video, dogshit post

>>11191188
Based, what patterns are you using

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>>11190969
Did ask

Good video, amazing post

>>11191216
im using xtoys, the variable levels and oscillation within levels has been my go to.
basically all the ones which are scripted have been bangers so far.

whats the original app called? cant find it on the store anymore

>>11188959
I find the bigger end is better because it has the shape for targeting the right spots, but requires less precision than the smaller end. I also find the smaller end 'pokes' too much while the larger one 'glides' and feels better. I can generally get to orgasm within a minute. If anything, the cleanout takes longer than the orgasm

>>11190991
i have it in medium, works well for me

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>>11191371
Thanks, I was using the small end because I read that people said it was more "targeted" but it wasn't doing a whole lot for me. I'll try the larger one.

are fingers fun? i just use dildos

>>11191074
>i would personally try to work up to at least 1.5" before getting fucked as that's around average dick girth.
Is that really true? I assumed the average was more like 1.75".
I've got a couple toys in the 1.4–1.5 range that are super easy to fit. A minute of warmup/lube application with a couple fingers, lube up the toy, and I can shove it right in. 1.4" is almost too small to be worth it. Then I've got a toy with a 1.7" knot, which I can take but can't quickly thrust. And I've got one with a 1.75" shaft, which I can't get in at all, partly from the size and partly because it's very firm.
I was figuring I'd need to get a toy around 1.6" or so in order to work up to that "realistic" size. I still want a toy that size, since it seems like a good sweet spot of not being too hard to take but still being more satisfying than smaller sizes, but I guess even that is above average.

https://c.lovense-api.com/t2/wuwhdwnm
Make me cum while im gaming <3

>>11191511
nta, but you just need to relax more, mentally.

t. the anon who gets rammed by a 7.2 cm wide wide dildo daily

IDK if anyone is here, but I'm giving it a short
5 min timer per person
I'm gonna try and get some writing done

>>11191562
Fuck
I forgot the link!
https://c.lovense-api.com/t2/mzo0bjd7

i'm nowhere near what some of you are using, but i really love girth now. it forces you to relax and just let it hit the spot without clenching, it feels so fucking good. doing this also make me go soft which is really hot and relaxing

>>11191188
I heard some /d/ruggie anal anon mentioning and highly recommending before putting amphetamines (ritalin aderall cocaine) about half a line or dissolving them into lube for anal. I really wish I had a script or access to adderall but it's so expensive and rare in the godforsaken shithole I live in.

>>11191578
Yeah, the wider ones are nice because they just hit everywhere so you don't have to worry about finding "the spot" and can just relax and focus on the pleasure. Also, they don't require as much physical exertion to reach orgasm. Sometimes I'll just apply some some light in and out pressure or do a circular motion with my finger tips on the base of the dildo (non-sunction cup) and that's enough to make me cum.

>>11191441
what firmness?

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>>11191215
where do you think you are? /analgen/ is just blogposts, you can't even post porn
>>11191221
at least someone understands these threads and can actually bump with images

>>11189128
It also has a different engine which is more stable at low speeds which is useful for bigger toys. I will say the connection for the controller is a bit less robust, but this might not matter if you are using your phone to control it anyway.

>>11188785
>and you're using your own body to hold the weight.
Explain.

Im a "straight" guy but my femine alter ego likes take a cock in the ass like a little slut. Never tried a real one but curious. Tbh Ive got my best orgasms ever with a medium sized horse dildo in my bussy.

Wow, I really love feeling prostate orgasms. I didn't know my voice could hit that register.

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>Abstaining from jerking off all month
>Training my PF muscles almost daily
>Two weeks off with nothing planned

I'm really hoping to have my first p-gasm by the end of the year.
I know you're not supposed to chase it but holy shit when I feel myself getting close it's hard not to let thoughts get in the way.

It's like my brain overtakes and won't stop repeating "omg omg it's finally happening you're really doing it this is the first time and this is a big moment" which tends to drown out the "just focus on what feels good" mindset.

It's pretty frustrating too because I'm way more clued into my p-spot now, and I've had some really intense dry orgasms (I think?) which I couldn't do before. I've found myself randomly clenching and twitching my pf muscles throughout the day and immediately getting a response which I absolutely love, but despite all this I still feel like there's a barrier in my way.

Do any anons feel like it was a lot easier to reach p-gasm once the monumentality of the first time was gone? My dream of cumming handsfree feels more reachable than ever.

>>11191226
I dunno, xtoys app is all you need

I fucking love the patterns that you can sink with videos
I absolutely love the Eva de Vil fuck machine one, makes me cum my brains out

>>11191221
Samefag faggin it up

>>11191668
Whiny bitch says what

>>11191705
Stfu shill

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lmao at the embarrassing fail attempt at derailing the thread

in other news, i am still waiting eagerly and impatiently for the goods to come...

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I managed to take the head of my large Chance for the first time, I was surprised since I was warming up with my L Rex but couldn't get the knot in, been trying to take that and Chance for years. This time something about that horsecock pressing up against my ass just made it open right up~

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>>11191928
Embarrassing is right. The people who try to derail the thread or troll it do so because they are failures irl. Losers with no control over their life or themselves, so they try to control the thread by derailing it. It's really pathetic.

>>11191928
>>11191930

What are you on about lel

>11191938
>exhibit A

>>11191939
Exhibit gay

>>11191928
>>11191930

Can y'all not bait, it just derails the thread as much as who you complain about

>>11191948
No they're retarded

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>>11191511
The numbers I'm finding are slightly below 1.5". Really you don't need to go that big before you're in extreme outlier territory for human penises, something like 1.9-2.0"+.

I'm trying to hold off to the weekend but even just doing light pelvic floor contractions is giving me full-body spasms like I've got a toy railing me.
Guys it's only been four days since the last time I had something up me, I'm bouncing off the damn walls I'm so horny.

>>11191665
75%

>>11191785
>>11188785 (You)
>>and you're using your own body to hold the weight.
>Explain.

Alright uh..

I lie in position of picrel. Insert large end of Njoy in and basically hold the smaller end kinda like holding a pen to write. The bulk of the weight of the toy isn't being held by my hand or forearm, it's resting on my body and curved over my pubic area, with my hand resting on my pubic area itself. By resting your hand and arm on your own body, you minimise the amount of strain you get from holding the toy itself.

Those anal cravings are something else. It's hard to explain other than it feels like wanting to be fucked.

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I love playing with my ass. I'm not gay, but I'm broke and have an opportunity to shoot an anal scene, but I have to do it raw with a black dude. Wat do?

>>11191975
Most cocks are 1.75 - 2" thick

>>11192392
Do it twice

>>11192392
you should do it for free

>>11191511
>I assumed the average was more like 1.75"
No, that's freakishly large pornstar tier girth.
The biggest dicks you see in porn aren't even 2"

>>11192400
Nope not at all.
You need to use a soft tape measure and measure circumference, most are under 5" circumference meaning roughly ~1.5" diameter.
You might have a flatter wide dick than a perfect cylinder but the holes will deform accordingly so someone might measure the widest point in one dimension while ignoring the other and mistakenly say their dick is 1.8" when they're nowhere close to being 1.8" round measured.
Also 99%of all retards measuring themselves are doing it wrong, rounding up, lying, or deliberately finding ways to lie like using perspective.

I can pretty consistently cum with anal.I can sit on a small vibrator and push it right against my prostate and kind of grind on it and can cum but its not any stronger than a penile orgasm. I can lay on my stomach and my wife can use a finger on my prostate and i can cum and thats probably the best feeling, I think there might be some penile stimulation from tucking my penis through my legs though. Ive tried riding a big dildo and i get a lot of cum shooting out of my penis but i dont get and orgasm from riding really.

>>11192401
If I don't and like it, why not.
>>11192408
No.

>>11192427
>You need to use a soft tape measure and measure circumference
That explains it. I thought when people talked about girth they meant the major axis. That's what most toy manufacturers seem to do, too; when they give both circumference and diameter, it usually doesn't match.
I'm 2" along the major axis but 5.5" circumference, which gives 1.75" "diameter".
1.5" diameter gives 4.7" circumference, and by the same proportions is 1.7" major axis.
So my 1.75" guess does basically match the 1.5" you gave, when we convert it to be the same measurement.

>>11192392
>I'm not gay,
>have an opportunity to shoot an anal scene
who exactly do you think you're fooling?

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>>11192494
Are you gonna help push me over the edge or not?

>>11192392
obviously fake and incredibly cringe

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>>11192506
Fuck it. I'll post the link in a month once it's uploaded.

>>11192510
Enjoy, slut

>>11192392
There's only one correct answer to this.

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>>11192392
>>11192501
>>11192510

>>11192510
Use a trip so we know it's actually you

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>>11192561
Fuck. found the pic, forgot the text.

>>11192392
>>11192501
>>11192510
>want to get buttfucked
>get offered cash
>definitely wanna do it
>but
>want to feel validated in doing so
>"I'm not gaaaay"

Fuck off fag. Go get your cock and your cash and quit your fucking whininh

I’ve just moved house and won’t have to worry about my suction cup toys pulling tiles off the shower walls!

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>>11192489
>>11191975 here. Yea I also pretty much always go by 'true' (width-wise measuring) diameter over circumference when it's available. Partly because that's what I'm most familiar with, but I also just think that the max width of a toy is generally more important to know than the circumference.

All the data I could find for penis girth only gives circumference though. I guess you're probably right about the true average diameter being considerably larger, since erect dicks tend to be a little bit ovular.

My creation lives!
https://files.catbox.moe/0ky917.mp4
Tomorrow I'm going to see what all the fuss is about with sex machines.

>>11192760
metal gear...

>>11192760
Niiice!

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what are the best budget/low price fuck machine that have decent depth? all the models that are within my price range seem to pump quickly but with barely any lateral action. i'm worried if i invested in one i'd be disappointed by how shallow the pumping is.

I need help /analgen/ I used to take average size dildos but after actual years of being too busy I can't even fit a small buttplug without some discomfort. I want to be able to take 8" and I would like to do it fast.

Any tips?

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Finally ended up buying foot long horsecock and the flare is much wider than the other tips on my rubber cocks, learning to relax to hilt this thing is going to be a journey
Still want to get a knot and a machine despite the total value of my arsenal having now exceeded $500...

>>11192895
Also ordered beads with a 2.36in diameter and hoping those will help. Never see much talk of beads here for some reason

Help me anons how do I get rid of hemorroids?

>>11192760
best of luck, anon

Got me a lovense edge 2 on sale. What are some fun ideas? Already got the app and connected it to buttplug.io

>>11187164
One I got turned out to be dual density and you're right. It's a game changer.
>>11187320
Firm enough inside for rigidity so it's not floppy, but soft enough to have some give. When thrusting the surface of the toy has some stretchiness that gives it the ability to reduce friction, but not eliminate it. The surface stretches and deforms a bit based on friction so in a way it minimizes the friction most in areas where lube coverage may be less than others.

10/10 would recommend.

>>11192760
Hell yeah brother

>>11192830
Just how much depth do you consider decent?
Hismith premium 3 is good

>>11192760
This is a terrible design. That will wear out super fast and you can audibly hear it wearing itself out in this clip.

>>11193088
I'm pretty sure you're wrong, given that this is a widely-used open source design with rave reviews.
Also if a part wears out, it'll be the belt, and I can get enough extra belt to replace it ten times for five dollars.

>>11193088
What part will wear out?

Back up your claim with some useful info or shut the fuck up

>>11192760
How did you build the stand

>>11193128
3030 aluminum extrusion and standard connector parts for the same. The angle-adjustment plates are included in the design files for the machine. This setup is just one of many possible mount options and seemed easiest to implement for a first go.
I have a notion for a self-bondage frame that might get built in the future which I could easily adapt to mount the core components of this machine to. Open source stuff is fun.

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>>11192760
Congrats anon! I'll be putting my own one together soon

>>11192830
Building an OSSM is basically your best bet for cost/performance if you can do it. It has 80% more force than the HSP 3, the default stroke length is just under 8" vs HSP's 5ish", and it can be configured for even longer strokes. It's also like 60% the cost of the HSP3

>>11193088
That sound is from the chinese linear guide rail. The carriage is machined like ass, it's lubed worse than a curious teen with a brush handle and the tolerances are looser than your hole will be when it's done with you.

If anon wants to markedly improve the noise and component lifespan he can:
Pop open the carriage (taking care not to lose any bearnings lol) , clean the chink grease and grit from the factory off all the bearings, retainers, carriage and rail with some rubbing alcohol, file down the excess flashing on the green bits from the sloppy injection moulding, then give it proper NLGI 00/000 grease. https://docs.ldomotors.com/guides/rail_grease_guide

>>11193127
This guy pretty much sums it up. >>11193158
Needs some tweaking