Abominations Thread XLIVEfficient use of space edition
>bathroom?>ohh i thought you said back rooms
>>2777363I love this
>>2777363There really is something very cool about this, it speaks to my inner child.
>>2777361Imagine the noises you could get to echo off those walls...
>>2777363Ok this is pretty based
>>2777363This is very cool
>>2777360When I was on bongland I was looking for a place to live and toured this house where the boomers who owned it put a shower in the bedroom exactly like this. It was the weirdest set up I've ever seen. Not sure how it was up to bong code
>>2777363Shit like this is actually pretty common around where I live if you get down close to the river. They just put whatever they can up on stilts. Lots of times you can see the progressive additions of random out-buildings and extra rooms made of different materials or some where it looks like two people built a bridge between their shacks. My favorite is the one with a school bus just sticking out of one side. Wish I had a picture of it.
>>2777476It's for some nasty as sex fetish so they can wash off the shit or puke or blood or brains or whatever
At least the toilet has its separate space.
>>2778135>posting shops
>>2778135if you're gonna post a shop at least do a better job on it
>>2777363While this looks cool I don't trust the trailers floor that much.
If you know, you know
>>2777363someone's been flooded one to many times lmao
>>2778266swastikas
>>2778266Mcdonalds?
>>2777360I give you maximum efficiency of space with maximum shitting potential
>>2777361>8yo me making a bathroom in The Sims for the first time
>>2778700>shitcoin miner
>>2780033i once made a house that had a tiny bedroom in the corner, a tiny kitchen, and the rest was a gigantic bathroom.
>>2778700
>>2778675finally, a tub long enough for people my height to properly take a bath in.
>>2778266>>2778697
>>2780040>no excuses for not washing your hands grot
>>2780126tiny tap in big sinks really piss me off. So I put a kitchen tap in the bathroom.
>>2778675finally, a tub long enough for four people my height to properly take a bath in.
>>2778675finally, a tub long enough for fourty people my height to properly take four baths in.
>>2778675finally, a tub long enough for penises my length to properly take a bath in.
>>2778675finally, a tub long enough for a penis my penis' length to properly take a fourth of a bath in.
>>2780460finally, a tub long enough for my four foreskins to take a bath in
>>2780462finally, a foreskin long enough for my four-hundred and fourty-four pound body to properly take a bath in
>>2778266No idea, but for some reason I crave large fries.
>>2781011I don't think this is certified by the US Postmaster General
>>2777618It’s so couples can fuck in the bath you virgin
>>2778675Tub, a finally penis final enough to take a penis in.
>>2777360You now remember
>>2777457jtairs
>>2780033>make massive house>have to ffw while Sim walks between floors and they start to starve
Anytime I see a range next to a fridge, I know it's a shitty renovation and that's probably the least troubling thing they did. This one gets bonus points for the weird sink placement. Think this type of thing happens a lot when they try to convert an old house into an open floorplan
>>2781232It's not always a shitty renovation. My house was built in the 60's and the mother in law area has the mini stove right next to the fridge. It's a shit design since it heats up the side of the fridge quite a bit.
>>2777361This is where fart with reverb was recorded.
>>2778675finally, a tub long enough for all four of my penises to take a bath in
>>2781218I never forgot
>>2778675finally, a tub long enough my other tub to take a bath in
>>2777363
>>2780449Yeah, but you're still going to drop your dick in that toilet water. I hate it when that happens.
>>2778675snake girl bathtub.
>>2781232no, wait, supposing you have only that space to work with it is the best placement, if you put either the sink or oven in the long place you lose a neat counter to work in, pic related way you wash and leave the dishes to the right and the oven is in an ok place, you should compensate with a good insulation tho
>>2777363>>2781366These trailers must be way lighter than I assumed if you're able to pull this kind of fuckery off
>>2780061My thoughts exactly!
>>2781197>thinking water sex actually worksOk lil Timmy. Go to bed now.
>>2781232A lot of their problems there are they've gone out and bought a fucking massive fridge that looks like it was made for a catering company or you have to feed a family of 8 out of it. The oven itself is also on the larger side as well which isn't helping either, especially with no extractor over the hotplate range so the whole thing will load up with smoke and steam.Literally if the fridge was half the size and just put a small utility cupboard between them it wouldn't nearly be as fucking awful.Like there's even two of the top cupboards behind the damn thing and who the fuck knows what's happening there
>>2781232>dat microwave placement
>>2777457>3am>going for some shredded cheese>catch pinky toe in pocket on way downyeah nope
>>2781712You think thats good microwave placement? Check this out
>>2781909If they made it rise out of the counter it would have been a great design.
>>2781902i would love to buy a house with this "problem". it would probably be cheaper than market average for a similarly sized/located home because of this issue, but not affect me in the slightest and be funny and cool. my garage is a shop first, and a spot to park my motorcycle in the rainy months second. my cars are all outdoor pets.imagine having the garage door open while you build a new patio builtin in the summer, with the entrance shaded. you could grab your beer and plonk down in a chair under the shade to take a little break. based.and giving directions to get delivery people to find your place would be easy as fuck. "front door found to left of massive tree that blocks my car into the garage and makes me late to work"
>>2781909there are obviously better places for it, but.. i can't find it in myself to actually hate this for some reason.you could use it as a lectern to address your family in the kitchen and deliver your quarterly financial forecasts.
>>2777457what if we kissed on the jairs
>>2781232>open floorplan>convertWHY would you do that? This is legitimately the worst thing about anything new. Shrinks your kitchen, makes your whole house smell of whatever food, have guests I guess they're gonna stare at your ass while you cook. Shit's so STUPID I'm starting to think it's a jewish invention so goys prefer to eat microwaved slop.
>>2781822How the hell is that gonna function? Not that the amersharts here know what they're looking at.
>>2781822Well hello there>>2781909>>2781914>rise out of the counterIt makes me wonder why they didn't go to the effort of doing that, get a roughly ubiquitous shape, size and depth for the appliance. Then it can just tuck down into the bench when you don't want it, because they spent quite a lot of money in there and the materials, fittings aren't in any way shit. But I'm a firm believer than kitchen appliances are mostly temporary things that will at some point shit themselves and die horribly, so I don't get too attached to them.
>>2781909The shape of that island is way more enraging than the microwave
>>2782013In theory there is less pressure in the radiator than the pipe inbetween, so water flows mostly through it when the thermostat is open. When it can't flow through the radiator the hot water circulates in the pipes only.In practice it doesn't work properly, even more advanced systems with proper bypasses are bad. Systems with 2 separate pipes are always much better but were marginally more expensive.
>>2781909The only issue is that if it breaks then you have to get a replacement with the exact same size or it will not fit properly
>>2782012I agree but open floor plans have been the major paradigm for a couple of decades now and some people feel the need to convert older homes that weren't designed that way into something they're not. >>2781909And you can irradiate your balls while lecturing.
>>2778700"pardon my step, just heading over to that open shitter."
>>2781764I told you man, I TOLD you about jairs.
>>2781939Underrated lmao
>>2777363every king needs his castle
>>2783088Eh, that seems more like "we've got this useless space, let's do something goofy with it."
>>2783088Looks like an arranged photo, they even left the latter there
>>2781403Wood is pretty strong downwards. Just hope that it's not windy...
>>2783105I once did something like this for about a week; car was in the shop, so I couldn't really get to a hardware store, but I had plenty of empty bottles and duct tape...Still leaked a bit, so I put a roasting pan under it.
>>2783088a ladder or some steep steps with a couch up there would be very cozy
>>2783105>fellow appreciator of fine plumbing
>>2783091The real WTF is why does that useless space exist in the first place?
>>2783565Well, having a lawyer foyer window like that is a common affectation for McMansions, but I bet the exterior wall flow meant they had to create that weird bump-in for everything to fit together.
>>2783088I've got a similar alcove above my front door, I should shove a TV up there
>>2783575I worked with a woman who married a cop and they immediately bought a mcmansion after they got married. It had a weird useless space like that near the front door but it wasn’t under a window or anything. It was an entry with high ceilings wasting a ton of space on the second floor and then there was a coat closet by the front door that just ended on the first floor, creating a little nook like that image, except no window or anything. It was so stupid looking. It was like some shit you would make in the sims when you couldn’t get it to scale a 2 story house correctly. There had to be so much dust up there. It was literally like they just decided to slap a little room in the house after the fact
>>2783593did you fuck her?
Saw this haunted horror show on Zillow today.
>>2781923>fist bump
>>2781433>>2782504What the fuck, burgers can't fuck in water? Then what's the point of skinny dipping?
>>2778266>>2780081So, is it just about McD? Never been to a place with such tiles, looks ok imo.>>2781902Yeah, this just looks like a perfect shop. Only niggers don't like big trees.
>>2784317Detroit?
>>2784423Del RIo, TX
>>2784317>$35K in an era with $200K norm>Only 2 street-angle photosThis is almost definitely a tear-down.
>>2784516Oh really? What gave it away, the actively rotting structure?
>>2784571I thought you kids all have holocaust class these days, didn't you learn about this already? Back when I was in school, they'd just mention it on penis inspection day, I had to go to the library and check out an actual book to learn about it. That was when we had the cool librarian, not the one who drew underpants on the kid in where the wild things are.
>>2781927Kek'ed
>>2781902>when you apply for the permit for the garage first and only then look into getting a permit to cut down the treeLovely tree though, I'd just put a regular door in that garage instead of a garage door.
>>2777457the hitchhiker serial killer lived here
>>2777363>>2781366How do they get em up there?
>>2785349It takes a crane
>>2777363Rick stupid's trailer
>>2785554/pol/ hates McDonald’s. They call it goyslop, which seems factual.
>>2785554Do you know how to make meatballs?
>>2781403I have a 26' one with a slide out and it's only 2 tons dry. It's literally made out of fiberglass reinforced styrofoam. >pic unrelated
>>2785618It is terrible food, but most of pol is brown third worlders now so food they don't have to throw a spear at is an alien concept>>2786095I was waiting for his dog Gromit to show up or having to climb out the back hatch
>>2783088I’d put my piano up there.
>>278644080% of brown world is some kind of pinterest pallet board project. makes it easier to rebuild when the weekly earthquake levels half the town
>>2781218Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door. Then you found out that’s where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and shit.
>>2782013american here, the bypass pipe is a smaller diameter than the in and output. idiot
>>2782013>using bullshit like this>thinking you're better than people who don'tbrave
>>2786783i'd subscribe to your newsletter
>>2785171Did he run into the sisterhood of the traveling pants?>>2786802She's pathetic.
>>2780033I always just put a bookcase near a fireplace and removed the door. Couldn't help myself, ever. I'd try to make a good house and play right but it always devolved to that.
>>2786095>Wait, does he climb out through the sunroof?>There is no sunroof. >Then how-->Oh. >Ohhhhh!That's a pain in the ass but I have to admire the determination.
>>2786988>that sweet feeling of the stair giving way and either barking your shin down to the bone or its tumble face first time>building character and memories>not necessarily building good stairs
>>2786846>She's pathetic.Change your tampon libtard
>>2786988This wouldnt last half a year until the wood gets soggy and it rips the screws right out and you break your nose and leg
>>2781218
>>2787000sick skate spot.
>>2783088>Watch funny show>Throw head back to laugh>Fall 9' and break your neck
>>2781909"Kitchen-Islands-for-normies" were a mistake
>>2787286>shred on>>2787354I thought the sketchy asian bamboo scaffolds were death traps, but even they look safer than that fucking mess
>>2787354This has to be an art project.
>>2782013>Americans do not have radiatorsNow that's a new one. Do you think everyone just lives in the dessert and does not require heating? Who keeps making all these retarded assumptions about America? And why?
>>2786783ancient pasta.
>>2783102>go in house>run full force at side wall>entire house falls down
>>2787435>Using the forms you own to make an effective and attractive retaining wallThis is just plain efficient, senpai>>2787446This dude >>2782013 is so mad.Not only does he think Americans never used radiators, but he still does so he's always uncomfortable
>>2780040respects the code
>>2781923>i would love to buy a house with this "problem". it would probably be cheaper than market average for a similarly sized/located home because of this issue, but not affect me in the slightest and be funny and cool. my garage is a shop first, and a spot to park my motorcycle in the rainy months second. my cars are all outdoor pets.Based
>>2783105>>2783133>>2783550It's AI
>>2778700Why is there an eerie red glow beneath the loos?
>>2786988>upside down stairsI can respect that.
>>2778675Finally a long enough penis for my tub to take four baths in.
>>2788592poocinerator
>>2786095what a fucking champ, instead of complaining about things the man just gets it done.
>>2787443it is clearly already an art project, they're painting the house anon
>>2777457>>2777457women shouldn't be allowed to have ideas
>>2789029A job worth doing badly
>>2789140i remember my buddy's bored, divorced mother tearing 3/4 of the perfectly good carpet out of their house. she replaced it with wrinkled brown paper grocery bags paper mached down with elmers glue.unsurprisingly, she was also big into making pallet wood garbage at the same time. turns out, she just needed a good dicking, because most of the retarded projects ceased when she got a boyfriend
>>2787003You don't have to be a shitlib to realize she's a another conservathot grifter in the same vein as Lauren Southern and a whole host of other bimbos that use their looks to get money from conservative suckers who fall for a girl they will never get to fuck just because she has the right politics and looks pretty. You would think people would have figured this out by now.
>>2784317Damn windows in the whole thing are sick.
>>2789311>Coming down to the kitchen>Someone is doing the dishes>Splashes on the counterstep>Slip and die
>>2789399Shit, I'd be nervous going near that when it was dry, the stairs/counter look slippery enough as it is. Want to wear socks in your house AND move between floors? Die.
>>2789311>People walking on the kitchen counterI can't deal with that
>>2789652>Not wearing shoes indoorsDisgusting
>>2777618>Sleepy qt3.14 you brought home last night slowly opens her eyes to see a cool rustic room overlooking some mountains>BBRRRRRRRREEEE PLOP PLOP PLOP>BRRRR BRRRRRR SPLASH SPLASH>*GRUNTING* >BRRRRRRRRRRRRR BRR>.......>BR
>>2789201How many times do you get rejected and then say that exact thing to your gay bottom friends
>>2787354>when you hire druids to do your painting
>>2789914>>2789949me trying to build paths in rollercoaster tycoon
product stickers that interfere with use and can't be removed easily are abomination ...
>>2789983i thought this was an apple product photo lol
>>2789914>>2789949The adventure practically writes itself here, the dead-drop doorway is guaranteed to net a few
>>2778675leprechaun's olympic pool
>>2782013Just so the rest of the world is aware, us Americans truly and honestly don't think about you at all. Stop being obsessed with us, it's pathetic.
>>2781909>short enough for the 4 year old to mess with itNope.
>>2784317>cozy bungalow with soul, perfect fixer upper for a starter family>$599,990 at 10% for 30 years>30 minutes from the closest grocery store>on Martin Luther King Blvd
>>2789201Porn addict logic right here. Go outside.
The dumbest human on earth under cuts brick for a shit floor
>>2780093this is cool>>2786095only the smart fit.
>>2789914>we're on the road to nowhere>come on inside
>>2790178you really salty about that thread huh
>>2789145That looks significantly harder than doing it the right way wtf?
>>2791014>when you contract the National Park Service to build your new deck
>>279101410 year old me would think this was the best fucking thing ever to play on
>>2791014This is awesome. I assume it's a big old family house that's been converted into smaller self contained units with their own private entrance. The only thing I'd change is paint the main house and stairs matching colours.
>>2791014The longer I look at this the sicker it makes me. What a twisted joke of carpentry this is lol
>>2791047Looks pretty small to me and their neighbours are right there
>>2791095Hey, that's treated pine right there matey!Not just any old wood, store bought, best wood
>>2778266Looking at those tiles activates my olfactory memory
>>2787446fwiw I'm American and I've only ever seen them in really old construction, and usually no longer functional. Everywhere I've ever spent time has forced air, supplemented by in-floor in new fancy stuff.
>>2789949This reminds me of my rich cousins' old house, theirs was very nicely built but the plan was insane, huge U-shaped house on a hillside and nearly every room was on a different level, including bedrooms halfway up staircases and stuff.
>>2791191This one is giving me a headache.
>>2787003For the sake of your children stop gambling and don't reverse mortgage your house.
>>2791014There is a house near me like this. It was done so they could rent our 3 floors instead of one. Looks alright, but is silly.
>>2789681>Not admiring cute girls socks while they walk around your houseSad
>>2781902Tree is grossly overgrown and threatens house. Idiots fail to remove it despite branches on roof.
Sorry YouTube shorts can't embed but this is horrible.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/PBxIS1N96U4
This wouldn't be bad if they hadn't gone stencil crazy on the cabinets for some reason.
>>2791188DUDE ITS DNA CUS DNA ALSO TURNS
>>2791319If those counters are formica? Eh, I guess, still stupid. Painting a food-handling surface is idiotic. Actual stone? Fucking war crime.
>>2791322Eh, looks better to have something on the cabinets instead of being hospital white everything.
>>2791191>trip hazard>don't mind if I do!
>>2781764Greetings, fellow wizard.
https://mcmansionhell.com/post/746655614978129920/ode-to-a-faux-grecian-urn
>>2791014its an abomination, but its also damn impressive craftsmanship
>>2791322That's obnoxious.But it reminds me of this coffee place I went to once.They had this kind of diapering effect on the wall. Very lo-fi, literally pieces of electrical tape stuck to the wall. This is a terrible pic, but overall it looked pretty good.
>>2791191>eat jumbo burrito from taco wagon for lunch>later that night get rumble in your belly>relive yourself of 3 pound poo baby>flush>toilet clogs >rut row.jpg>flush again >you've fallen for the oldest trap.jpg>swirling turd stew raises quickly towards the rim as you watch powerlessly>flood waters crest and break over the levee>nothing to do now but watch as you stand there in wet socks>a tyrant of shit water cascades down the carpeted stairs>honey, is everything ok up there? >yes dear>throw a bath towel on the floor and go to bed
>>2778675Finally, a long enough penis for a tub my height to properly take a bath in
>>2791477>when your plumber has a steampunk, cock and ball torture fetish
>>2791382Dude I woulda thought that that was the coolest thing as a kid. Looks pretty good if this is a converted attic given you have to work around the air ducts when doing that stuff or redo all of that shit which is a total pain in the ass. You could imagine slipping a bed up in that top cranny and right in that lower area that the ladder comes on to set up like a sick u-shaped desk, put like a couch in there and a projector, it'd be lit.
>>2791491It's what happens with those weird-ass rooflines you get in McMansions.
>>2791382Home design by M.C. Escher.
>>2781902>huge tree>fucked up curb>palm treeThis gives distinctly new orleans vibes
>>2791192>Engineers hate him, increase your square footage by 30% with this one weird trick
>>2782280Lol
>>2791191home invasion deterrent
>>2782545At least get the correct role.
>>2778266Someone was kil?
>>2791439looks like markings they'd add to an otherwise featureless wall to make motion tracking easier
>>2791014Looks like my base in palworld.
>>2786095When I lived in SF, this would have been great. Mostly you don’t need a car, and dealing with parking is hell. This is for those times you really need a car>>2786802Seems like a hag>>2787006Classic>>>2787354Enchanted rigging, never falls or breaks. Druid built, Druid tough. >>2789029Fuck that shit>>2789311Honey did you leave the toilet seat up again?>>2790131That drain concerns me for some reason>>>2791185Circa 1995 I would buy weed and shrooms from this guy, maybe hang out and play sega since he’s the only one up in this shit small town at 3 am on a Wednesday >>2791442Jesus Christ >>2791439Feels like a terrible restaurant or something >>2791817I would like it more if at least had that industrial aesthetic, but the a symmetry makes me angry.
>>2791395Kek this page is pretty good, a bit of TDS and reusing the same jokes over and over but I'm giggling
>>2791014>The Ground is Lava, but you're 45 years old 6
>>2791230No one installs radiators for new construction but there are plenty of functional radiators kicking around in northeast cities that will likely be going for at least a few more decades because slumlords aren’t gonna update rowhomes that already stay fully occupied with constantly rising rent
>>2791477H.R. Giger Plumbing Co.
>>2789681>wearing shoes indoorsYou walk shit from the outside around your house? Freak
>>2791864>TDSIs not real, you're just mad about legitimate criticism.>reusing the same jokes over and overBecause there are similar fads and trends a lot of McMansions share.
>>2791965Ehhh forcing trump jokes and the same omg I'm a poor millennial joke over and over isn't witty or intelligent.
>>2791981You twits are still trying to force Trump on us all, learn to take a joke.
>>2791189property line setback rules be likeand why the fuck didnt they just triangle house. it would be less shit
>>2791822>When I lived in SF, this would have been great. Mostly you don’t need a car, and dealing with parking is hell. This is for those times you really need a carif you did this in SF your bike would be stolen
>>2792020Speaking of interesting property lines, check out these two houses in one of the rich parts of Minneapolis right across the street from a lake. They have a circular symmetry design thing going on with only a narrow path between them.
>>2791994Bizarre behavior
>>2791502Why? What possible reason could someone have to run conduit and a light j box all the way to an existing outlet?
>>2792047is funny how he disputes TDS while displaying TDS
>>2792057>durr TDS hurrDoesn't exist, you're just mad we don't worship the him like you do.
>>2792057>>2792065I might have an answer to all this. You're both stupid.
>>2777457How many Canadians did you have to kill to make this?
>>2792055in canada you do not need a permit for anything ouside of the outlet side of a box. this seems to skirt around that issue
>>2792253ah... the pool of deathpresuming that's a standard Walmart 15 foot diameter pool, that 5300 gallons of water which is 44,143 poundsnevermind that one wrong bounce and a kid is guaranteed to go flying, that's being held up by (I counted) 30 6x6 posts and probably all the nails the local HomeDepot had and realize they probably spent over $2000 in just the wood to build that deathtrap. >slowclap.gif
>>2792055Would you prefer two?>>2792253Hillbilly bath time!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zVItmoHmRCM
>>2792629>average american public bathroom
>>2792640I'm guessing it's some suicide prevention thing
