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Abominations Thread XLIV

Efficient use of space edition
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>bathroom?
>ohh i thought you said back rooms
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>>2777363
I love this
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>>2777363
There really is something very cool about this, it speaks to my inner child.
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>>2777361
Imagine the noises you could get to echo off those walls...
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>>2777363
Ok this is pretty based
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>>2777363
This is very cool
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>>2777360
When I was on bongland I was looking for a place to live and toured this house where the boomers who owned it put a shower in the bedroom exactly like this. It was the weirdest set up I've ever seen. Not sure how it was up to bong code
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>>2777363
Shit like this is actually pretty common around where I live if you get down close to the river. They just put whatever they can up on stilts. Lots of times you can see the progressive additions of random out-buildings and extra rooms made of different materials or some where it looks like two people built a bridge between their shacks. My favorite is the one with a school bus just sticking out of one side. Wish I had a picture of it.
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>>2777476
It's for some nasty as sex fetish so they can wash off the shit or puke or blood or brains or whatever
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At least the toilet has its separate space.
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>>2778135
>posting shops
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>>2778135
if you're gonna post a shop at least do a better job on it
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>>2777363
While this looks cool I don't trust the trailers floor that much.
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If you know, you know
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>>2777363
someone's been flooded one to many times lmao
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>>2778266
swastikas
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>>2778266
Mcdonalds?
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>>2777360
I give you maximum efficiency of space with maximum shitting potential
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>>2777361
>8yo me making a bathroom in The Sims for the first time
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>>2778700
>shitcoin miner
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>>2780033
i once made a house that had a tiny bedroom in the corner, a tiny kitchen, and the rest was a gigantic bathroom.
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>>2778700
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>>2778675
finally, a tub long enough for people my height to properly take a bath in.
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>>2778266
>>2778697
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>>2780040
>no excuses for not washing your hands grot
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>>2780126
tiny tap in big sinks really piss me off.
So I put a kitchen tap in the bathroom.
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>>2778675
finally, a tub long enough for four people my height to properly take a bath in.
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>>2778675
finally, a tub long enough for fourty people my height to properly take four baths in.
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>>2778675
finally, a tub long enough for penises my length to properly take a bath in.
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>>2778675
finally, a tub long enough for a penis my penis' length to properly take a fourth of a bath in.
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>>2780460
finally, a tub long enough for my four foreskins to take a bath in
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>>2780462
finally, a foreskin long enough for my four-hundred and fourty-four pound body to properly take a bath in
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>>2778266
No idea, but for some reason I crave large fries.
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>>2781011
I don't think this is certified by the US Postmaster General
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>>2777618
It’s so couples can fuck in the bath you virgin
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>>2778675
Tub, a finally penis final enough to take a penis in.
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>>2777360
You now remember
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>>2777457
jtairs
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>>2780033
>make massive house
>have to ffw while Sim walks between floors and they start to starve
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Anytime I see a range next to a fridge, I know it's a shitty renovation and that's probably the least troubling thing they did. This one gets bonus points for the weird sink placement. Think this type of thing happens a lot when they try to convert an old house into an open floorplan
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>>2781232
It's not always a shitty renovation. My house was built in the 60's and the mother in law area has the mini stove right next to the fridge. It's a shit design since it heats up the side of the fridge quite a bit.
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>>2777361
This is where fart with reverb was recorded.
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>>2778675
finally, a tub long enough for all four of my penises to take a bath in
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>>2781218
I never forgot
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>>2778675
finally, a tub long enough my other tub to take a bath in
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>>2777363
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>>2780449
Yeah, but you're still going to drop your dick in that toilet water. I hate it when that happens.
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>>2778675
snake girl bathtub.
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>>2781232
no, wait, supposing you have only that space to work with it is the best placement, if you put either the sink or oven in the long place you lose a neat counter to work in, pic related way you wash and leave the dishes to the right and the oven is in an ok place, you should compensate with a good insulation tho
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>>2777363
>>2781366
These trailers must be way lighter than I assumed if you're able to pull this kind of fuckery off
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>>2780061
My thoughts exactly!
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>>2781197
>thinking water sex actually works
Ok lil Timmy. Go to bed now.
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>>2781232
A lot of their problems there are they've gone out and bought a fucking massive fridge that looks like it was made for a catering company or you have to feed a family of 8 out of it. The oven itself is also on the larger side as well which isn't helping either, especially with no extractor over the hotplate range so the whole thing will load up with smoke and steam.
Literally if the fridge was half the size and just put a small utility cupboard between them it wouldn't nearly be as fucking awful.
Like there's even two of the top cupboards behind the damn thing and who the fuck knows what's happening there
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>>2781232
>dat microwave placement
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>>2777457
>3am
>going for some shredded cheese
>catch pinky toe in pocket on way down
yeah nope
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>>2781712
You think thats good microwave placement? Check this out
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>>2781909
If they made it rise out of the counter it would have been a great design.
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>>2781902
i would love to buy a house with this "problem". it would probably be cheaper than market average for a similarly sized/located home because of this issue, but not affect me in the slightest and be funny and cool. my garage is a shop first, and a spot to park my motorcycle in the rainy months second. my cars are all outdoor pets.
imagine having the garage door open while you build a new patio builtin in the summer, with the entrance shaded. you could grab your beer and plonk down in a chair under the shade to take a little break. based.
and giving directions to get delivery people to find your place would be easy as fuck. "front door found to left of massive tree that blocks my car into the garage and makes me late to work"
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>>2781909
there are obviously better places for it, but.. i can't find it in myself to actually hate this for some reason.
you could use it as a lectern to address your family in the kitchen and deliver your quarterly financial forecasts.
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>>2777457

what if we kissed on the jairs
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>>2781232
>open floorplan
>convert
WHY would you do that? This is legitimately the worst thing about anything new. Shrinks your kitchen, makes your whole house smell of whatever food, have guests I guess they're gonna stare at your ass while you cook. Shit's so STUPID I'm starting to think it's a jewish invention so goys prefer to eat microwaved slop.
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>>2781822
How the hell is that gonna function?
Not that the amersharts here know what they're looking at.
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>>2781822
Well hello there

>>2781909
>>2781914
>rise out of the counter
It makes me wonder why they didn't go to the effort of doing that, get a roughly ubiquitous shape, size and depth for the appliance. Then it can just tuck down into the bench when you don't want it, because they spent quite a lot of money in there and the materials, fittings aren't in any way shit. But I'm a firm believer than kitchen appliances are mostly temporary things that will at some point shit themselves and die horribly, so I don't get too attached to them.
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>>2781909
The shape of that island is way more enraging than the microwave
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>>2782013
In theory there is less pressure in the radiator than the pipe inbetween, so water flows mostly through it when the thermostat is open. When it can't flow through the radiator the hot water circulates in the pipes only.
In practice it doesn't work properly, even more advanced systems with proper bypasses are bad. Systems with 2 separate pipes are always much better but were marginally more expensive.
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>>2781909
The only issue is that if it breaks then you have to get a replacement with the exact same size or it will not fit properly
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>>2782012
I agree but open floor plans have been the major paradigm for a couple of decades now and some people feel the need to convert older homes that weren't designed that way into something they're not.
>>2781909
And you can irradiate your balls while lecturing.
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>>2778700
"pardon my step, just heading over to that open shitter."
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>>2781764
I told you man, I TOLD you about jairs.
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>>2781939
Underrated lmao
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>>2777363
every king needs his castle
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>>2783088
Eh, that seems more like "we've got this useless space, let's do something goofy with it."
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>>2783088
Looks like an arranged photo, they even left the latter there
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>>2781403
Wood is pretty strong downwards. Just hope that it's not windy...
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>>2783105
I once did something like this for about a week; car was in the shop, so I couldn't really get to a hardware store, but I had plenty of empty bottles and duct tape...
Still leaked a bit, so I put a roasting pan under it.
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>>2783088
a ladder or some steep steps with a couch up there would be very cozy
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>>2783105
>fellow appreciator of fine plumbing
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>>2783091
The real WTF is why does that useless space exist in the first place?
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>>2783565
Well, having a lawyer foyer window like that is a common affectation for McMansions, but I bet the exterior wall flow meant they had to create that weird bump-in for everything to fit together.
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>>2783088
I've got a similar alcove above my front door, I should shove a TV up there
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>>2783575
I worked with a woman who married a cop and they immediately bought a mcmansion after they got married. It had a weird useless space like that near the front door but it wasn’t under a window or anything. It was an entry with high ceilings wasting a ton of space on the second floor and then there was a coat closet by the front door that just ended on the first floor, creating a little nook like that image, except no window or anything. It was so stupid looking. It was like some shit you would make in the sims when you couldn’t get it to scale a 2 story house correctly. There had to be so much dust up there. It was literally like they just decided to slap a little room in the house after the fact
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>>2783593
did you fuck her?
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Saw this haunted horror show on Zillow today.
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>>2781923
>fist bump
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>>2781433
>>2782504
What the fuck, burgers can't fuck in water? Then what's the point of skinny dipping?
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>>2778266
>>2780081
So, is it just about McD? Never been to a place with such tiles, looks ok imo.

>>2781902
Yeah, this just looks like a perfect shop. Only niggers don't like big trees.
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>>2784317
Detroit?
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>>2784423
Del RIo, TX
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>>2784317
>$35K in an era with $200K norm
>Only 2 street-angle photos
This is almost definitely a tear-down.
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>>2784516
Oh really? What gave it away, the actively rotting structure?
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>>2784571
I thought you kids all have holocaust class these days, didn't you learn about this already? Back when I was in school, they'd just mention it on penis inspection day, I had to go to the library and check out an actual book to learn about it. That was when we had the cool librarian, not the one who drew underpants on the kid in where the wild things are.
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>>2781927
Kek'ed
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>>2781902
>when you apply for the permit for the garage first and only then look into getting a permit to cut down the tree

Lovely tree though, I'd just put a regular door in that garage instead of a garage door.
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>>2777457
the hitchhiker serial killer lived here
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>>2777363
>>2781366
How do they get em up there?
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>>2785349
It takes a crane
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>>2777363
Rick stupid's trailer
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>>2785554
/pol/ hates McDonald’s. They call it goyslop, which seems factual.
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>>2785554
Do you know how to make meatballs?
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>>2781403
I have a 26' one with a slide out and it's only 2 tons dry. It's literally made out of fiberglass reinforced styrofoam.
>pic unrelated
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>>2785618
It is terrible food, but most of pol is brown third worlders now so food they don't have to throw a spear at is an alien concept

>>2786095
I was waiting for his dog Gromit to show up or having to climb out the back hatch
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>>2783088
I’d put my piano up there.
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>>2786440
80% of brown world is some kind of pinterest pallet board project. makes it easier to rebuild when the weekly earthquake levels half the town
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>>2781218

Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door. Then you found out that’s where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and shit.
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>>2782013
american here, the bypass pipe is a smaller diameter than the in and output. idiot
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>>2782013
>using bullshit like this
>thinking you're better than people who don't
brave
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>>2786783
i'd subscribe to your newsletter
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>>2785171
Did he run into the sisterhood of the traveling pants?
>>2786802
She's pathetic.
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>>2780033
I always just put a bookcase near a fireplace and removed the door. Couldn't help myself, ever. I'd try to make a good house and play right but it always devolved to that.
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>>2786095
>Wait, does he climb out through the sunroof?
>There is no sunroof.
>Then how--
>Oh.
>Ohhhhh!
That's a pain in the ass but I have to admire the determination.
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>>2786988
>that sweet feeling of the stair giving way and either barking your shin down to the bone or its tumble face first time
>building character and memories
>not necessarily building good stairs
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>>2786846
>She's pathetic.
Change your tampon libtard
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>>2786988
This wouldnt last half a year until the wood gets soggy and it rips the screws right out and you break your nose and leg
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>>2781218
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>>2787000
sick skate spot.
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>>2783088
>Watch funny show
>Throw head back to laugh
>Fall 9' and break your neck
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>>2781909
"Kitchen-Islands-for-normies" were a mistake
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>>2787286
>shred on

>>2787354
I thought the sketchy asian bamboo scaffolds were death traps, but even they look safer than that fucking mess
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>>2787354
This has to be an art project.
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>>2782013
>Americans do not have radiators
Now that's a new one. Do you think everyone just lives in the dessert and does not require heating? Who keeps making all these retarded assumptions about America? And why?
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>>2786783
ancient pasta.
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>>2783102
>go in house
>run full force at side wall
>entire house falls down
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>>2787435
>Using the forms you own to make an effective and attractive retaining wall
This is just plain efficient, senpai

>>2787446
This dude >>2782013
is so mad.
Not only does he think Americans never used radiators, but he still does so he's always uncomfortable
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>>2780040
respects the code
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>>2781923
>i would love to buy a house with this "problem". it would probably be cheaper than market average for a similarly sized/located home because of this issue, but not affect me in the slightest and be funny and cool. my garage is a shop first, and a spot to park my motorcycle in the rainy months second. my cars are all outdoor pets.
Based
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>>2783105
>>2783133
>>2783550
It's AI
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>>2778700
Why is there an eerie red glow beneath the loos?
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>>2786988
>upside down stairs
I can respect that.
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>>2778675
Finally a long enough penis for my tub to take four baths in.
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>>2788592
poocinerator
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>>2786095
what a fucking champ, instead of complaining about things the man just gets it done.
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>>2787443
it is clearly already an art project, they're painting the house anon



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