What does /diy/ think of granite?
>>2865770I love it. Every day I lie down on my dear granite slab (absolutely naked!), I touch it with every millimetre of my bare skin until my jimmy becomes as hard as to stand a chance against my solid partner, then I start rubbing it against the slab while thinking of all the world's wonders that granite slab had seen during her (oh course it's "she", I'm not some faggot gay, right?) long life, and when orgasm is coming, I begin stroking, slamming my forehead against it, bleeding, screaming of happiness. My life elixir streams down the rocky caleidoscop, glimmering in the sunlight. Birds are singing, rabbits running in the vividly green grass, life cycle keeps move on. Me and my precious granite are happy.
>>2865791I wish I had that type of relationship with asbestos
>>2865770It rocks.
>>2865770Blue Pearl. mmmmm.
>>2865770Its gneiss.
Sometimes I find it hard to appreciate.
>>2866522Sounds like you take it for granite.
