Project dog kennel is complete. Let the bickering begin
Posting this pic to keep Vent Boy happy.WHERE ARE THE VENTS REEEEEEEEE
I feel like I walked into the middle of something weird and I'm just gonna back away
That looks fucking awful
>>2866028Needs more bolts and screws...
Ive seen men 69 each others assholes and this is the gayest thing Ive ever seen
>>2866083>bolts133>screws1532Thoughts?
>>2866072no u
i'm having trouble comprehending the size of this thing
>>2866028So many screwsDidn’t use the right type once
>>2866028The white window/door frames and vents let it down. Maybe dark brown or black to match the stain around the base.
It's insane that people go through such lengths for heir furry mutts. White people will get replaced and at this point it's deserved.
>>2866028this is what happens when someone clueless makes something
That is one stifling hunk of ugly garbageProbably should have listened to vent anon instead of seething and malding
>>2866028you can't leave us hanging with only 2 pics, you gotta post moarHow much did you spend in hardware alone? I'm guessing about $300
>>2866028that strikes me as the sort of dog kennel a homosexual might make.
>>2866282Is it gay if your dog is female?
For me, it's the overpriced manufactured pet door that could have so easily been custom built. This is performance art.
>>2866028What is it for? Espresso coffee machine?
>>2866030Just a bit overkill, wouldn't you say?
>>2866028i made a kennel for a whole litter of stray pups this year it was just a cuboid stick frame and you put a piece of tarp over it
thinking about building a new dog house for my bros. I live in texas though it gets brutal in the summer. I was thinking of putting a little tiny window AC unit in it and insulating the shit out of it. Make it nice and cool on the inside. I would only have it run from sun-up to when I got home.
>>2866151It's roughly 5'6" x 4' x 4'
>>2866257>$300Kek. It was WAAAAYYY more than that
>>2866257Protip: don't use an old coffee mug to hold the linseed oil/turps mix, or you might accidentally take a swig
>>2866231The roof and sheepskin floor are both white, so it kinda works
why is it on fucking wheels
>>2866257
>>2866356Because it weighs around 900lbs
>>2866251Hello Vent Boy. How have you been?
>>2866095That's some quality bickering. Keep it up lads
>>2866244It's not for my dogs. I want to sell it
>>2866246Correct. I have very little experience and only a few basic tools
>>2866282True. It does look a bit Liberace
>>2866283There was a story here a few years ago about a blind dude who was refused entry into a Vietnamese restaurant because the restaurant owner thought that the guide dog was gay
>>2866296>pet door that could have so easily been custom builtMaybe for someone with skills and tools, but I wanted it to be insulated, so the commercial option was easier
>>2866299Maybe a little. The roof section weighs around 200lbs, so that joint is bearing a lot of weight when the roof is raised
>>2866366Looks like /g/s programming trap cell.
>>2866315I have made a few basic ones too. Pallet/plywood/paint, but they don't last long
>>2866320Do it and post pics. I was considering A/C-ing this, but didn't do it
Frame is 4x2 jarrah, walls are spotted gum and belian, decking is merbau, roof frame is blackwood and windows are meranti
This is hardware porn
>>2866378Yes this is why people buy them and then install them on their house which is already insulated.
I wanted to use standing-seam copper for the roof, but I couldn't find a supplier, so went with corrugated stainless-steel
>>2866399This bad boy is insulated too, including double-glazed windows.
>>2866399Oh and you should probably make sure none of those exotic woods are going to cause respiratory problems for your dogs, you seem retarded so a cautious approach might be warranted here.
Here's my thinking:1. Shitloads of people own dogs2. Shitloads of rich people own dogs3. Many women are just CWAZY about their little furball and would do/ buy anything for itSomewhere out there is a crazy bitch who will see this and want it. I hope. It's gonna have a scary price tag
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>>2866345post a pic of a person entering it bet it'll look like a giant going into a midget house
>>2866417This is wifey crawling out of it
>>2866106I think you should try traditional joinery for your next project
>>2866419you just know
>>2866369No one is bickering4chan, for once, unianimously agrees this is shit and gay
>>2866028>in canis veritasThe proper declension is "in cane" (pronounced "in ca-neh").
>>2866028It is insane and I love it.I suggest that you include an offer to replace the brass name plates to whatever the buyer wants- no extra charge.
Quite honestly I think this looks awful but I admire the dedication. I'm sure you'll find someone just as whacky as you to buy it.
You tried
>>2866028nice drip edge IDIOT
>>2866664whats that shelf thing
Did Bunnings sponsor this?
>>2866816It holds pool cues.
>>2866106This is at least 5x more than needed.
>>2866347>why the fuck is he bolting those when he could just use 2 screws>oh he also used the 2 screwsThis is going in future disaster threads.
>>2866371>I want to sell itThat's it I'm out.
>>2866028OP shows this to his dog. Dog continues to sleep under the porch.
>>2866365there's no way it weighs that much 300 tops
>>2866095That sounds like it would take some flexibility.
