This is DIY related because it involves the building of humane animal enclosures:I want a pet that I can love and play with. I don’t want a dog because I can’t give it the love it requires. I don’t a cat because of brain parasites.What are my options frens? And how do I build the finest habitat the human mind can conceive of for my new freiend? No smelly pets and no toxic dust from poop/pee please
>>2873060The japanese have crickets - get one of them.
>>2873060If you're looking for something weird and are a reptile person look into something like a Savanah Monitor. They're super chill, relatively easy diet, and when they get big they're pretty good couch pets. You'd have to have an enclosure with the correct temp and humidity for it to retreat too, maybe even a second heat lamp somewhere else they can hang out. But it's nothing crazy, I've seen people just keep em in a shed in their backyard with a doggy door.(where the weather was good for them)
>>2873060>apartment you will live in the pod own nothing, and be happy
There is not a single living multicellular organism that doesn't poop in some way.
Get some of those sick as hell stickbugs
Get a "girlfriend"
move your bed into the den and use the bedroom as a whole-room bird cage.
