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I have an MBA from Cambridge and have saved up around £1 million over the last 10 years. Now I want to escape the rat race and become a chicken farmer in america. How do I get started?
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>>2877642
Fuck off, we are full bongoloid.
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>>2877645
I am coming and there is nothing you can do about it.
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>>2877647
You right, don't bring any of your brothern though, Ranjeesh.
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>>2877642
>/out/ >hsg
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>>2877642
Listen to this guy speak about how he did it. He’s one of like 3 decent politicians in the US. Him and his wife are/were (I think she died recently) smart engineers who dipped off and started building a homestead some years back.

Pretty sure commercial chicken farming will still be the rat race though. If you want to survive on it, try and buy a small turnkey operation? Unless you just want to homestead it and raise chickens for yourself, but a mil won’t last that long so you need a side hustle like being in Congress
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I'd recommend you watch all of Joel Salatin videos you can find on youtube. He's an expert in farming and has a additional expertise to share on chickens specifically.
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I’d recommend buying some chickens.
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>>2877642
EB-5 Visa, tldr; you're going to start a farming business in the US, invest around ~$1,000,000 in it, hire 10 Mexicans full time for a minimum of two years, get your green card, ???, profit
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Best way to dispatch chickens? Personally I find extending their neck and then firmly yanking their head upwards works best and saves you the absolute bloody mess of decapitating them.
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>>2877825
That's about right. I've found that grabbing them by the head and yanking straight up like you're pull starting a lawn mower to be pretty effective and clean.
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Take the reps from the big guys to the best whore houses in town, this will increase your recommendation for good stock. Those chicken lords are too powerful often getting town state reps to commit egregious criminal acts.
Lick boot, buy whores, break laws, chicken lords will be your life.
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>>2877642
If I were you I would contact the Happy Egg company and see what sorts of things they require from their egg farms. They source their eggs from "small family farms" — that could be you. Maybe see if you can get into contact with another small egg farm and go on a tour, take notes and ask questions, see how much land you need and what sized buildings, how much and what types of equipment you'll want to buy, etc.



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