>>2884611
It won't be but okay. You could use the nose as a simpit for flight sim games, and the rest could be a very hot/cold bedroom or else it needs AC running constantly

>how do i trick my wife into thinking that this extremely retarded idea isn't retarded

>>2884611
Imagine how much it costs to transport the fucking thing

ITT: poorfags
I know someone who collects soviet planes and missiles

>>2884611
>govdeals
Can you find a registration? Who was running drugs in it?

Make a badass coffee table out of a turbine!

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>>2884611
The 727's engine configuration isn't right for a child's room.

>>2884611
Probably faster to just buy it, contact a divorce lawyer, then tell her and see which way she goes.

>>2884683
Chop the wings off, sell them to some aluminum recycler. Cut the tail off, same thing.
Cut the thing in half, have it loaded on a flatbed and shipped. Can't be that expensive.

>>2884611
https://story.hr/Lifestyle/a183314/Sto-nudi-party-avion-u-Zagorju.html
Party plane
Google translate the article, there is also a picture gallery

>>2884739
if you have the yard space and live somewhere with minor tourism could probably be a stupid successful airbnb
>>2884737
feel like it could fit on a long bed just cutting off the wings

>>2884683
>Imagine how much it costs to transport the fucking thing
its a plane just fly it home

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>>2884945
are you consciously baiting?

>>2884611
factor in transporting it
it almost certainly will be several times more than the asking price right now.

>>2884982
cut the wings off and tow it home

>>2884988
>tow
not road legal retard

>>2884949
Just fly it at night when the air police isn't watching.

>>2884993
i think the problem is that it can not fly

>>2884997
It won't ever fly with that attitude. Someone just needs to talk to it, convince that it is indeed worthy to fly. Nobody can tell it what it can or can't do. It's an airplane after all!

I set my phone to airplane mode and it flew away :(

>>2884695
She gets half the plane

Buy it op and part it out to the Afghan Air Force

>>2884618
>and the rest could be a very hot/cold bedroom or else it needs AC running constantly
Aren't planes designed to withstand freezing temperatures though?

>>2886350
Yes but it’s pretty little for a house, they use the ~400f bleed air from the engines to heat the passenger and cargo compartments. Plus there is zero natural ventilation unless you make a hole

i fuckin love govdeals