Apparently Japanese people have these in every house. How hard would it be to attacha small electric waterpump (like 50 kW?) to the water supply line and then just run a pipe under the toilet seat? Self ass cleaning toilet would be neat.
>>2887853>How hard would it beyou can get full addon kits at various price points so it's pretty easy, just need a wrench or adjustable spanner2 problems, tho- water is cold in winter so it can be torture- if you screw up and it bursts or leaks, insurance prob wont pay coz you didnt hire a professional. and if you're renting, your landlord will not be happy with you messing with the plumbing
>>288785350kW pump is a bit much, might put you through the ceiling. >>2887854There are versions with water heater built in.
>small electric pump>50kWSAAR that would turbo wash your anus
>>2887853>small electric waterpump > like 50 kW?67 horse power of ass destruction.I...I might pay $5 to watch the first person who tries to wash their ass in such a thing.
>>2887853You can get a bolt-on for fifteen bucks and your ass hole isn’t even very sensitive to cold temperatures.
>>2887853kek this is some subtle homo trying to wreck his boipucci with a firehose
>>2887853>just run a pipe under the toilet seatIt's not just a pipe, though. The retract when not in use, so your shit doesn't end up clogging the nozzle. Most will also move back and forth while in use, and have two positions (one for the ass, one for women).
>>2887853> water pumpNewsflash, the water supply lines are already pressurized.Mine is like 80 PSI.
>>288785350kW will blow your arsehole out through your nostrils
>>2887855>>2887857>>2887993>>2887993>>2888118>>2889077>diy is full of homo fantasy gay guyswho would have guessed....
>>2887853Yeah but they’re also heated, auto open, auto close, auto flush And some Japanese households have it so the water goes through a mini sink basin built into the top of the water flushing tank so you can wash your hands with the clean water
>>2887853https://www.amazon.com/b?node=6810564011
>>2887853Nigga...>>2889110^This. You don't need to firehose powerwash your internal organs. Or are you one uh dem queers?
>>2887853I installed these in my home back in 2020 in response to the toilet paper shortages because everyone was panic buying toilet paper and I wanted to reduce the consumption of TP.>You can find kits for cheap. I've got 3 of different brands and never had one leak or break since I got them in 2020. You don't need to replace an entire toilet.>Cold water is either a serious issue or none at all. Try a cheap kit with no heater for a month and you'll know right away. >Toilet paper use will be reduced drastically but not eliminated. I buy the nicest stuff I can find because a 12 mega roll pack will last me a year or longer. The kits pay for themselves pretty quick.>You get used to being clean and don't like shitting in other places. The only unique difference in my installation is I have an 80 gallon tank that sits in my basement. It keeps the water that goes to my toilets at room temperature to prevent condensation on the tanks. So the water the bidets use is also warmer than usual.
>>2887853it would be harder than just buying a $20 bidet on amazon
>>2889204>80 gallon tankWhat? You just have that sitting around in your basement? Do you use it like a mini potable water tower for your place, or is that specifically a grey water tank?
I installed one of those luxe bidets for my dad for Christmas and he really enjoyed it. I told myself I might buy one when I got paid. We'll, I saw this thread and I figured it was a sign. I'm taking my first shit on the new bidet. Thanks for the inspiration anon
>>2887853wet wipes are cheap . nothing to install , no cold water on your ass , nothing to wipe dry afterwards , no costly expenses , quite, and take up very little space on a shelf or on the back of the toilet , and no mess when a child wants to see what it does ,
>>2889610You know you're not supposed to "shit" in the bidet... right?The toilet won't hurt you...
>>2889625You tell me this now?!?Jk, it's just one of those attachments. I like it, but my balls seem to be right in the cross hairs for how i normally sit. Also, i fucked up and accidentally shot toilet water at me. Needed to take another quick shower.
