>>2890057
How poor are you?

>>2890065
hello pant jew

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>>2890057
>be me
>at da club
>meet a qt3.14
>she's actually into me
>have a couple drinks
>"how about we take this back to mine?"
>diamonds
>get back to her place
>furiously making out
>she begins undoing my shirt
>YES
>her hands go lower
>she goes to undo my pants
>YES
>starts tugging at my zip-tie
>she's confused for some reason
>looks at me like I'm some sort of retard
>"what the fuck?"
>she doesn't even understand that this is a low-cost solution to fixing pants for people who struggle with buttons
>fucking stupid bitch
>pull my scissors that I always have to carry on me out and wink

>>2890057
retarded solution
one of my work jeans has its button ripped out. threaded a paper clip through the zipper. now when i want to wear them i just need to thread the other end through the belt buckle.
>>2890070
kek

I zip tied the fucked up zipper of a work coat and used it as a pull-over for years... Also stitched some zippers shut with wire before.

>>2890057
could've just widened the button hole if you were struggling with it

>>2890070
you also carry extra zip-ties, right?

>>2891308
Of course.