Anything I should take into consideration before I install a pond facing the front door?
>>2890220Imagine the smell
>>2890220thats a broken leg looking for a place to happen who the fuck thinks this garbage up?
>>2890220You need a secret flap that opens and shoots poison darts when the UPS guy steps on the wrong platform.
>>2890220frogs, snakes and gators in your house
>>2890220Consider that kind of treatment in the garden, away from the house. You are one wet surface away from a lawsuit.
log grip and metal scaffolding
>>2890233
>>2890220>Anything I should take into consideration(((lawsuits)))
>>2890220>HONEY>HONEYYY WE GOTTA MOVE THE COUCH>HONEYYYYYY WHY IS THERE A POND OUTSIDE THE FRONT DOOR HONEYYY>HONEY IT'S THE ONLY DOOR THE COUCH WILL FIT THROUGH
Imagine falling in
>>2890220>slips>snaps legnoice
>>2890220make the stones retractable, moat=goat. Also encircle your whole house with a moat. Mosquitos will use it to breed though
>>2890220Imagine your leg slipping between those fucking rocks>open every vein up to the calf>drench open wound in stagnant outdoor water>awkwardly fall over because you just stepped into a punji pond>wrist catches that jagged little bitch toward the door>instinctively roll over in pain>leg still pinned >owner opens the door after a minute of screaming>"no soliciting." and slams the door shut
>>2890280The can of forbidden tuna, just sitting there. You can never open it until it opens you.
>>2890603>Mosquitos will use it to breed thoughThat's where pond pumps come into play
>>2890220The artificial mimicking idealized nature never works out. It always is too uncontrollable, requires too much maintenance, and as you understand how it works the magic fades. Every time I see a waterfall I immediately start looking for a raised naturally collecting water source, and every time I am disappointed to realize they must be using pumps.
>>2890603>>2891005Fill the moat with these dudes
>>2890945>attacked by mosquitoes and frogs
>>2890220tort liability
>>2890220Makes me think of that MXC show. Step on the wrong stone and you are eliminated.
>>2891201based idea. need some of those guys.
>>2890220That honestly just looks like a really stupid idea. For a multitude of reasons. Also fuck having to traverse an obstacle course every time I get home. I'm also fairly certain that the "walkway" in that picture would not pass code inspection.
