The County has placed a garbage can down at the end of our hollow, in front of my home. It is attracting partiers who stay for hours, laughing and hollering at each other. I called the County and asked them to remove the can, but they said it helps their crews keep the area free of trash. I explained that the garbage can is making the problem worse, but they won't listen. Now that I have identified myself to County officials, how do I get rid of this garbage can?
>>2890470"your hollow"looks like a public street, cletus
>>2890476Yes it is a County road. But most don't have garbage cans at the end.
Keep filling it with human waste
>>2890476So are the streets in Detroit but that doesn't make it a good idea to go there if you're an outsider.
seriously damage the garbage can and if they ask you about it, blame the partiers you warned them about.
HEY FELLASGOING TO HAVE A RAGER TONIGHTDRINKS, SMOKES, WOMENTHE USUAL PLACEYEA AT THE GARBAGE CAN AGAINBE THERE OR BE SQUARE
>>2890470Shut up and collect the aluminum cans out of it. Consider yourself fortunate.
>>2890470>Now that I have identified myself to County officialsWhy would you do that? Just take care of the problem yourself, never get the authorities involved.
>>2890499It's usually two or three people and they sit in their car or sit on the tailgate, or sometimes stand around.
>>2890509have you tried walking up to them?
>>2890512And saying what, stop drinking beer?
>>2890517just be yourselfshould be enough to run them off
Lol the guys that were bothering >>2882616 have found a new hangout.
>>2890542But that guy lives in a city and that kind of stuff is expected.
>>2890470Fill the can with large rocks and chunks of concrete.
>>2890470dint we just have this thread? >>2882616
>>2890470I am a true believer in... Feces. I have logically solved several /diy/ issues recently with feces. On lid, on ground surrounding bastard can, log also gets poop maybe some in the trees. Poop fountain is easiest but not not the most effective due to its susceptibility to UV and water. What you really want is a heavy, greasy, meat turd. Something spreadable. Bro I can help you with this but only if you let me. I have ideas for breeding mosquito armies and scabies jello.
>>2890517you could totally pop them for drinking and driving. problem solves itself
walking down there and saying HEY FELLAS WHAT'S GOING ON would probably solve the problem too. but that involves talking to people outside and that's scary.
>>2890590That would make them feel comfortable and encourage them to return.
>>2890590No. You don't talk to them. I have several ways to solve this all of them involve poop or fake poop. Fake poop will require at least a windows computer.
>>2890594i didn't think i needed to write out a whole script - i was operating under the assumption that you'd know how to have a conversation with a human.the point is, you walk up friendly, but make it clear that someone lives there and they're bothering you. depending on how it goes, you get less friendly. if they're real shitbags and it's still not working, you threaten the cops on them.THEN you get into the more creative solutions. PHYSICAL PRESENCEFRIENDLY CONVERSATIONLESS FRIENDLY CONVERSATION ("I DON'T WANT TO HAVE A PROBLEM HERE")COPS or CREATIVE SOLUTIONS (depending on how dumb you are)
>>2890598I have Windows 10 with an i9.
>>2890509MENACINGLY
>>2890470a drop of skunk musk around the garbage can.
>>2890600That will work. You will need gimp or photoshop, feces smeared condom and material (see protip) to maintain erection during photo shoot. >protip: some people like keteamine.Keep me posted.
>>2890499FUCK YEAH! TRASHCAN PARTY!!!!
>>2890470>it helps their crews keep the area free of trash.This is the core issue. You let this problem fester and the County is sick of dealing with it, and you.
>>2890470>Now that I have identified myself to County officials, how do I get rid of this garbage can?Take it and get rid of it. Unless they can prove that you took it, they can do nothing. The fact that you called and asked them to take it away is not proof that you took it if it were to go missing. Theyll probably just put down another one though.
Put in a sign that says "gay hangout spot".
>>2890876>Put in a sign that says "gay hangout spot".Paint the trashcan like a rainbow flag and write "faggot trash only"
>>2890885the rainbow thing might actually work
>>2890470>It is attracting partiers
>>2890470The Garbage can?attracts partiers?are you an idiot?
>>2890599you're not from this planet are you?
>>2890910why would that make him the idiot. Wouldn't the partiers be the idiots?
>>2890499>>2890660>>2890906>>2890910Every community has people looking for a place to party where they won't get hassled. In OP's county the burden falls on him because he's so passive about it.
>>2890913because I highly doubt the partiers are there because of the trash can. they just happened to show up there after the trash can did. but using mongoloid logic, OP just made shit up in his head.
>>2890911why, because i'm not a raging pussy? I'm not from Planet Retard, if that's what you're asking. this new zoomer planet where going outside and having a conversation is too scawwy.it's a couple of guys drinking beers on a backroad. if i was sitting there drinking a beer, or smoking some weed, and someone who lived there started making their presence known, i'd move the fuck on. like this guy said >>2890917, they're only fucking around there because OP is too big of a pussy to show his face.
>>2890940What does bravery have to do with confronting drunk hillbillies? That's not brave, just stupid.
>>2890990jesus
>>2890470This is also how homeless shelters work
>>2890470put up a sign that says smile, youre on camera -(your local police department).problem solved.
>>2890470Approach them wearing only a speedo and rubber boots. Carry a gallon jug of cheap whisky.
>>2890917The danger with these passive types is that they will suddenly snap. The county shouldn't be provoking this guy.
>>2891103tough anti-city slicker country boys when they get just a tiny taste of the cityin this case, a single trash canAHHHHH I'M GOING INSAAAAAAAANE
>>2891103How is this a provocation?
>>2891123>people drinking and yelling in front of your home at all hours>County won't enforce public drinking laws>County won't enforce open container laws>County won't enforce DUI lawsInstead, the County slaps a garbage can in front of your home to collect the empties.
>>2891139none of this happened though
this is clearly a park. a no parking sign and giant ass fence that serves no purpose - sure. kys OP or make friends with the partiers.
>>2890470>partiersthere could be partiers here ...
>>2890470>how do I get rid of this garbage can?to answer your question: battery powered angle grinder. you now have a free garbage canbut also what kind of actual subhumans think "hey a garbage can, time to party!"
>>2891269>giant ass fence that serves no purposeIt's a guard rail at the end of our lane the stops cars from driving into Johnson Creek.
>>2891355>Johnson Creek.Meet me at the Dick Creek trash receptacle for a sick-ass party bro!
>>2891302>>2891368There's always a party spot. There's one in my county called "Beer Can Flats."
>>2890476>looks like a public streetA public garbage can?Then use it. Dispose of 40 gallons of wet concrete.
>>2890470We had a similar problem in front of the apartment building I live in. A couple of young guys leaning against their car and drinking beer talking loudly until 2 or 3AM. Of course they couldn't park down the block in front of their own building, but I digress.A note left on the car window asking them to cease. They laughed and continued late night drinking and chat.2nd note expressed disappointment at their disregard, warned if it continued physical harm would come to the vehicle. That REALLY got them going (as expected. Assholes are predictable) so they started yelling out obscenities and threats and started throwing beer cans onto our property. Cops called, they were warned. Behaviours temporarily abandoned. A few weeks later they're back again.Final straw, they were warned to play nice so they knew the consequences. Someone knew a guy who knows a guy etc... (you know how it goes) who brought their drone. Drone flier likes to drop little baggies full of fermented piss on druggies, thieves, and dealers for fun in my community. He gets a call. He parks a few blocks over. Drops a piss-baggie on one guy. Much hilarity for residents ensues. A note left on car says more to come with gradual escalation.Car never parks there again. Bad behaviour solved (for now). Drone owner disappointed being denied more fun.
Go party with them, but "act" (be yourself) like a massive autist who's unbearable to be around and say how much you want to see them next time. Instead of beers, drink from a plastic jug of water and yell "TIME FOR A REFILL" before naruto running back into your house to get more
>>2890470If you can't beat em, join em. Show up nude in a gas mask and army boots covered in excrement, see how long they last.
>>2891587>drink from a plastic jug of water>REFILLDon't do this, it will harm or kill you. Drink an American light beer and let the scumbag vagrants suck on their faggot microbrews.
>>2890509So it's just a few people hanging out and socializing? And you're trying to be a giant faggot and stop them from doing so? People like you are the reason society is so atomized and no one has a sense of community anymore. You aren't the only one who lives in the community, dumbass. Part of living in a community means having to put up with being occasionally inconvenienced by others. If you don't like it, then go live in a cave somewhere.
>>2890470just pick it up and toss it somewhere looks small like a bucket
>>2890470Holler's are only yers if you defend them. March down thar with grannies double, take theres beers and ifen ya must, theres lives.
>>2891685This is not how hollers workretard
>>2890499for me it's the ever-present smell of dogshit and rotting food
>>2890470Have you thought about hiding in the trash can until they show up, then when everybody's good and settled jump out and ask them politely to leave? wear a suit or be naked for max intimidation.
>>2890470flatten it with your car so that it becomes a garbage can't
