>>2890470 (OP)
"your hollow"

looks like a public street, cletus

>>2890476
Yes it is a County road. But most don't have garbage cans at the end.

Keep filling it with human waste

>>2890476
So are the streets in Detroit but that doesn't make it a good idea to go there if you're an outsider.

seriously damage the garbage can and if they ask you about it, blame the partiers you warned them about.

HEY FELLAS
GOING TO HAVE A RAGER TONIGHT
DRINKS, SMOKES, WOMEN
THE USUAL PLACE
YEA AT THE GARBAGE CAN AGAIN
BE THERE OR BE SQUARE

>>2890470 (OP)
Shut up and collect the aluminum cans out of it. Consider yourself fortunate.

>>2890470 (OP)
>Now that I have identified myself to County officials
Why would you do that? Just take care of the problem yourself, never get the authorities involved.

>>2890499
It's usually two or three people and they sit in their car or sit on the tailgate, or sometimes stand around.

>>2890509
have you tried walking up to them?

>>2890512
And saying what, stop drinking beer?

>>2890517
just be yourself
should be enough to run them off

Lol the guys that were bothering >>2882616 have found a new hangout.

>>2890542
But that guy lives in a city and that kind of stuff is expected.

>>2890470 (OP)
Fill the can with large rocks and chunks of concrete.

>>2890470 (OP)
dint we just have this thread?
>>2882616

>>2890470 (OP)
I am a true believer in... Feces. I have logically solved several /diy/ issues recently with feces. On lid, on ground surrounding bastard can, log also gets poop maybe some in the trees. Poop fountain is easiest but not not the most effective due to its susceptibility to UV and water. What you really want is a heavy, greasy, meat turd. Something spreadable. Bro I can help you with this but only if you let me. I have ideas for breeding mosquito armies and scabies jello.

>>2890517
you could totally pop them for drinking and driving. problem solves itself

walking down there and saying HEY FELLAS WHAT'S GOING ON would probably solve the problem too. but that involves talking to people outside and that's scary.

>>2890590
That would make them feel comfortable and encourage them to return.

>>2890590
No. You don't talk to them. I have several ways to solve this all of them involve poop or fake poop. Fake poop will require at least a windows computer.

>>2890594
i didn't think i needed to write out a whole script - i was operating under the assumption that you'd know how to have a conversation with a human.

the point is, you walk up friendly, but make it clear that someone lives there and they're bothering you. depending on how it goes, you get less friendly. if they're real shitbags and it's still not working, you threaten the cops on them.

THEN you get into the more creative solutions.

PHYSICAL PRESENCE
FRIENDLY CONVERSATION
LESS FRIENDLY CONVERSATION ("I DON'T WANT TO HAVE A PROBLEM HERE")
COPS or CREATIVE SOLUTIONS (depending on how dumb you are)

>>2890598
I have Windows 10 with an i9.

>>2890509
MENACINGLY

>>2890470 (OP)
a drop of skunk musk around the garbage can.

>>2890600
That will work. You will need gimp or photoshop, feces smeared condom and material (see protip) to maintain erection during photo shoot.
>protip: some people like keteamine.
Keep me posted.

>>2890499
FUCK YEAH! TRASHCAN PARTY!!!!

>>2890470 (OP)
>it helps their crews keep the area free of trash.
This is the core issue. You let this problem fester and the County is sick of dealing with it, and you.

>>2890470 (OP)
>Now that I have identified myself to County officials, how do I get rid of this garbage can?
Take it and get rid of it. Unless they can prove that you took it, they can do nothing. The fact that you called and asked them to take it away is not proof that you took it if it were to go missing. They
ll probably just put down another one though.

Put in a sign that says "gay hangout spot".

>>2890876
>Put in a sign that says "gay hangout spot".
Paint the trashcan like a rainbow flag and write "faggot trash only"

>>2890885
the rainbow thing might actually work

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>>2890470 (OP)
>It is attracting partiers

>>2890470 (OP)
The Garbage can?
attracts partiers?
are you an idiot?

>>2890599
you're not from this planet are you?

>>2890910
why would that make him the idiot. Wouldn't the partiers be the idiots?

>>2890499
>>2890660
>>2890906
>>2890910
Every community has people looking for a place to party where they won't get hassled. In OP's county the burden falls on him because he's so passive about it.

>>2890913
because I highly doubt the partiers are there because of the trash can. they just happened to show up there after the trash can did. but using mongoloid logic, OP just made shit up in his head.

>>2890911
why, because i'm not a raging pussy? I'm not from Planet Retard, if that's what you're asking. this new zoomer planet where going outside and having a conversation is too scawwy.

it's a couple of guys drinking beers on a backroad. if i was sitting there drinking a beer, or smoking some weed, and someone who lived there started making their presence known, i'd move the fuck on. like this guy said >>2890917, they're only fucking around there because OP is too big of a pussy to show his face.

>>2890940
What does bravery have to do with confronting drunk hillbillies? That's not brave, just stupid.

>>2890990
jesus

>>2890470 (OP)
This is also how homeless shelters work

>>2890470 (OP)
put up a sign that says smile, youre on camera -(your local police department).

problem solved.

>>2890470 (OP)
Approach them wearing only a speedo and rubber boots. Carry a gallon jug of cheap whisky.

>>2890917
The danger with these passive types is that they will suddenly snap. The county shouldn't be provoking this guy.

>>2891103
tough anti-city slicker country boys when they get just a tiny taste of the city
in this case, a single trash can
AHHHHH I'M GOING INSAAAAAAAANE

>>2891103
How is this a provocation?

>>2891123
>people drinking and yelling in front of your home at all hours
>County won't enforce public drinking laws
>County won't enforce open container laws
>County won't enforce DUI laws
Instead, the County slaps a garbage can in front of your home to collect the empties.

>>2891139
none of this happened though

this is clearly a park. a no parking sign and giant ass fence that serves no purpose - sure. kys OP or make friends with the partiers.

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>>2890470 (OP)
>partiers
there could be partiers here ...

>>2890470 (OP)
>how do I get rid of this garbage can?
to answer your question: battery powered angle grinder. you now have a free garbage can
but also what kind of actual subhumans think "hey a garbage can, time to party!"

>>2891269
>giant ass fence that serves no purpose
It's a guard rail at the end of our lane the stops cars from driving into Johnson Creek.

>>2891355
>Johnson Creek.
Meet me at the Dick Creek trash receptacle for a sick-ass party bro!

>>2891302
>>2891368
There's always a party spot. There's one in my county called "Beer Can Flats."

>>2890476
>looks like a public street
A public garbage can?
Then use it. Dispose of 40 gallons of wet concrete.

>>2890470 (OP)
We had a similar problem in front of the apartment building I live in. A couple of young guys leaning against their car and drinking beer talking loudly until 2 or 3AM. Of course they couldn't park down the block in front of their own building, but I digress.

A note left on the car window asking them to cease. They laughed and continued late night drinking and chat.

2nd note expressed disappointment at their disregard, warned if it continued physical harm would come to the vehicle. That REALLY got them going (as expected. Assholes are predictable) so they started yelling out obscenities and threats and started throwing beer cans onto our property. Cops called, they were warned. Behaviours temporarily abandoned. A few weeks later they're back again.

Final straw, they were warned to play nice so they knew the consequences. Someone knew a guy who knows a guy etc... (you know how it goes) who brought their drone. Drone flier likes to drop little baggies full of fermented piss on druggies, thieves, and dealers for fun in my community. He gets a call. He parks a few blocks over. Drops a piss-baggie on one guy. Much hilarity for residents ensues. A note left on car says more to come with gradual escalation.

Car never parks there again. Bad behaviour solved (for now). Drone owner disappointed being denied more fun.

Go party with them, but "act" (be yourself) like a massive autist who's unbearable to be around and say how much you want to see them next time. Instead of beers, drink from a plastic jug of water and yell "TIME FOR A REFILL" before naruto running back into your house to get more

>>2890470 (OP)
If you can't beat em, join em. Show up nude in a gas mask and army boots covered in excrement, see how long they last.

>>2891587
>drink from a plastic jug of water
>REFILL
Don't do this, it will harm or kill you. Drink an American light beer and let the scumbag vagrants suck on their faggot microbrews.

>>2890509
So it's just a few people hanging out and socializing? And you're trying to be a giant faggot and stop them from doing so? People like you are the reason society is so atomized and no one has a sense of community anymore. You aren't the only one who lives in the community, dumbass. Part of living in a community means having to put up with being occasionally inconvenienced by others. If you don't like it, then go live in a cave somewhere.

>>2890470 (OP)
just pick it up and toss it somewhere looks small like a bucket

>>2890470 (OP)
Holler's are only yers if you defend them. March down thar with grannies double, take theres beers and ifen ya must, theres lives.

>>2891685
This is not how hollers work
retard

>>2890499
for me it's the ever-present smell of dogshit and rotting food

>>2890470 (OP)
Have you thought about hiding in the trash can until they show up, then when everybody's good and settled jump out and ask them politely to leave? wear a suit or be naked for max intimidation.

>>2890470 (OP)
flatten it with your car so that it becomes a garbage can't

>>2890470 (OP)
go crack a few step 2's with them and after you're on friendly terms ask if they could keep it down, the sound pisses off your old lady

Next time a friend comes in from out of state, have them disappear it for you.

>>2890470 (OP)
Hire the ugliest and scariest crackwhore you can find to solicit them.

>>2894633
That won't help because they already sometimes bring prostitutes.

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Problem solved: I got rid of the garbage can in a way that it will never be found. Will post more details once I've settled down and the heat is off.

>>2896083
Next thing you know, there will be a new garbage can chained to the guard rail after complaints of people leaving their cigarette butts strewn about.

>>2896098
I’d rather have that, then strangers throwing lit cigarettes into a garbage can full of liquor bottles located in a heavily wooded area.

>>2896083
Now is the the time for the fecal fountain method. Whole area. Salt the ground

>>2896113
Thanks but I managed to resolve the issue without any feces.

>>2896114
Wont stay resolved. Next can will be made from 12k psi concrete and weight 2 ton. Then extreme fecal measures will be needed.

>>2896115
How would that be emptied?

>>2896119
Metal lid with lock and key

>>2892095
Kek

>>2896083
You should have just done this in the first place and not called the county. Now you're going to die in a shootout with the cops over the world's most hype garbage can.

I realized the power of feces many years ago.
>sent to computer camp
>hated it
>became filled with rage
>pooped in sink
>camp shutdown for giant meeting
>Who pooped in sink
>Rage in guys face running camp
>delight and more poop strikes on my mind.
>Ended up making all state base ball and got pulled from camp for that.
Lesson? Poop works and its lucky

>there's a garbage can here
>that means there are partiers
>help me dispose of the garbage can
What mental illness causes this leap of logic to manifest? It's like claiming you're being gangstalked because someone with a red car drove past your house once.

>>2890876
As if OP's house wasn't a big enough sign.

>>2896631
The partiers are loud and obnoxious, otherwise I wouldn't care. I saw a county grunt looking for the garbage can yesterday, but they did not knock on my door.

>>2890509
Sounds nice. I'd love to join them.

>>2890470 (OP)
Put on a hockey mask and start running at them while revving a chainsaw.

Put it inside a bigger trashcan.

I bet the county grunts will throw it out next time around.

And there you have it--county trash can is out of the picture.

>>2890470 (OP)
You can't. You fucked up. Next time just get rid of the offending item.

>>2896083
You got rid of the last garbage can, surely there's no way out for them now! Still based.

>>2896083
the can has nothing to do with people parking there dipshit.

OP you in jail yet?
complaining about the can then removing it within a week was real fuckin dumb

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OP was fine when it was occasional john taking some hooker there because he got a free peepshow. Now that it's bros having a drink while venting about their problems for their mental health they have to go?

>>2899248
But no one has come to my door. I gave the can to a buddy who lives in the next county who says he will make a pig feeder out of it. I’m untouchable. The only risk is that some County asshat will fuck with me somehow.

>>2899259
they're building their case right now
the next can they put out will have a trail cam hidden pointed at it

>>2899261
>trail cam hidden
>pointed at it
Pick one. Trail cams have very limited range at night. Even if I don’t disable it, what good is a shit video of a hooded figure?

>>2899263
yea you're real sneaky, literal only guy around who complained about a thing and then the thing disappeared just days later
i'm sure they'll never be able to crack the case

>>2890470 (OP)
Does anyone know of a local trash can I can hang out at?

>>2899265
How many detectives do you think the sheriff will put on the case? There are no hidden stake-out spots because except for the road, it’s all private property.

>>2899273
the amount they'll need to figure it out - 0

>>2899259
Homie its the government, give it time. A dude from parks department will knock on your door asking for it back and the next trash can will be permanent because your cover is blown.

>>2899320
But my home is not a park where indigents are allowed to consume malt liquor and scream obscenities. Any County imposition will be resisted.

>>2899377
Ok well I suppose you gotta pick a fight somewhere but those county boys might not take kindly to you kidnapping their can.

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>>2899377
made you a shirt for the inevitable standoff

anon what happened to you

>>2901857
Trump locked him up for illegal protesting

Hello OP's friends. This is OP's mother. I have some terrible news. OP was killed by the county sheriff and his deputies after a 4 hour standoff. Somehow they were able to figure out that he was the Garbage Can Bandit and didn't take kindly to it. The showing will be this Wednesday at 10:00 am. It will be a closed can funeral, down at the end of the hollow.

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>>2902334
lol. Anyway some idiot drunk hit the sign and knocked it sideways. Let's see how long it takes the County to fix.

>>2890499
>>2890470 (OP)
>county puts random trash can at the end of the street
>becomes local hotspot

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I am monitoring the situation closely and I tracked one of the vagrants to a culvert about 500-feet down-gradient where he has been sleeping. Any suggestions and how to drive him out of here, for good?

>>2903047
I hate to be like that one guy here that keeps suggesting poop, but maybe his solution would be appropriate in this situation.

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>>2903047
Spray the area down with bear spray or pepper spray

>>2890470 (OP)
hang some bear bait

>>2903047
nitrogen triiodide around the entrance hole alright

>>2903237
this

>>2890470 (OP)
Hide rotting meat or pumpkins nearby

>>2902334
arg only the good die young he loved that hollow somethin special

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Beer cans are starting to pile up. Clean it up County grunts.

>>2903767
how? you stole their trash can

>>2903769
The County created this problem and tried to cover it up with the trash can. Now they can clean up manually until they choose to enforce laws against vagrancy and DUI.

>>2890470 (OP)
A prime location for a wasp nest, I say!
They remember faces. Perhaps more importantly: they don't forget.