especially in the uk.

You have to be over the age of eighteen to post here.

>>2891325
that's neat

>>2891313
>flyers and brochures
>approach the customer directly if it's another business
>classifieds website
>???
>profit

>>2891347
Who, what, when, where, why, how.
Can, do, have, is, are, could, should, would, will.
Plus all the negatives (will/won't; are/aren't) and a couple common contractions (how/how's; where/where's; etc.).
It does give false positives. If the first word of a post/subject is
>hey
or if someone makes a thread about
>daft punk
or either the
>IRS
or
>IRA.
But, since I generally would not care about threads on these topics, I consider it an acceptable compromise.
Problem is, the eternal shitflood on all the boards I use consist mainly of stupid, retarded one-line questions. Even on boards like, for example, /diy/, where a Stupid Question thread does exist but, for whatever reason, is not enforced.
Should you decide to run with it, be aware that it will nuke like 90% of every board.