Now I need help putting together a closet. I've posted before about my internship, but now I'll have some money to get some real stuff. Please help me out.
>>18003737Hope you enjoy your new job and have great success, you look like a happy well adjusted person and deserve it
>>18003737Please not again
Don't forget your pocket square
>>18003737I'm honestly just happy that someone in my age bracket has found success.
>>18004004A rare instance of genuine positivity on this shithole of a website. You will do well in life
>>18003737White and light blue dress shirts for the week. Start with plain if you're not used to it, then when comfortable you can buy shirts with patterns like stripes.Same for any suit and/or sports jackets you buy. Start with the simple stuff first before experimenting. Navy Blue and Mid to Dark Grey are your best bet for now. If going the sports jacket/pants route then again keep it simple and go with blues, browns and greys for your pants. These are your basic business colours, other colours are mainly for more casual affairs. Not sure if you're going to wear a tie or not but again err on the conservative side, simple plain and striped ties. Here you can get a bit fancier with colour but again keep it on the muted/darker side rather than the bright side.As for pocket squares, again go with a simple white in a presidential fold, and maybe a fancier one for casual Fridays (if a thing). Shoes are the simplest thing here. Basic black leather dress shoes, derby or oxfords are fine. Scope out the field and see what others wear to decide where to go next in regarding adding to your work wardrobe.
>>18003737this guy looks like he has a sister who’s a proper fucking whore
>>18003737imagine Cooper rape
>>18003737Full sprezz
>>18003737not this gay ass nigga again for the umpteenth fucking time
>>18003737just get a nonblack suit already ffs
>>18004004he, or rather the guy obsessing over him, made this thread last year already
>>18004228Genuine good advice>>18004004Genuine happiness for another. Also anyone can make tons of money if they're able to sell.>>18004632Kinda takes away from the positive feeling of the thread but whatever
>>18004228Is there anything useful to say on where to get dress shirts or is it all the same?Sadly so far I've noticed more money is more quality as always. It's not a big problem.
>>18004794Buy nice dress shirts, new with tags, on sites like ebay. Don't waste $60 on a crappy shirt when you can get a really nice, $300 shirt for less.
>consultingno one stands out
>>18005851Imagine some absolutely confident, tall, grinning man wearing a grey, glenn check sports jacket and some flannel trousers. I;d choose him as my consultant every time.
>>18006137Unfortunately the majority of firms that hire consultants are very conservative, which makes you wonder wtf they really wantt. business change analyst who is forever arguing with boomers who hire me to give them bad news and for some reason they expect me to give them good newsI'm a fucking business CHANGE analyst, why hire me if you don't want your business to change
>>18006137consultants are supposed to be boring and unemotional
Reminder you are already ridiculously privileged and a zogbot NPC
>>18005851Hello sirs
>>18003737good morning saar
buena suerte
>>18008160>((Stine))
>>18008160>40% of post is him sucking off his new employerWhy do normoids feel the need to do this? Do they not know how pathetic they come across? Do other normoids find this behavior dignified?
>>18003737why are you back? can you post more of your hot sister?
>>18008477Have you been on LinkedIn? That's how everyone talks on there.
>>18008160would you rape cooper, be honest
>>18003737it's called "Valentino" you absolute faggot
>>18008477>t. wagie
>>18008477Yeah imagine having to suck off your employer every day after you already got the job, including on a public platform no less kek. How humiliating. Thank God I’m in a powerful labour union.
>>18010876It's 2024, boomer. People don't get to stay at one job forever anymore. You have to constantly keep your options open.
>we recommend firing half of your employees
>>18004632>>18003896>>18004004Yeah there’s no way this schizo is actually self posting lol, I didn’t even need to check the old thread(s) of this guy to know that
>>18003737
>>18004613incorrect
Congrats! You are now in a position to completely emulate and dress like Patrick Bateman in American Psycho. Time to read up and buy some double breasted suits! (You are living my mid 20s dream, lucky bastard. Medical school sucks Xd)
>after careful review, we recommend you outsource your labor to india
>>18013296>RSMNah
>>18013998RSM, a classic big five firm.
>>18003737why are you asking lolzchan for anything to do with your life?
>>18013296why are you obsessed with american psycho?
>cooper's backnice
>>18015152What are we talking here, 5'6"?
>>18014545>>>/tv/196322431
>>18013227that's an overcoat retard, Bateman wears blue or grey suits
>>18016842This is too flamboyant for consulting
What are the good brands? Is going full Ralph Lauren tacky?
>>18018951Cute couple
>>18018951cooper post your feet
Aren't you the guy with the hot sister?
What watch is this?
>>18015152Short torso, small neck, small head. Would do skinny tie or bowtie - full size tie will emphasize how small he is. Wear slim fit shirts and pants. The problem is a jacket - I’d go for a japanese style cut as opposed to an italian slim suit (armani style). Japanese would be closer in their frame
>>18020397>small neckYou’re just making shit up
>>18019893rolex cartier skydweller
>>18019893casio cockwatch wristlet edition
>>18003737I’m going to tell your employer that you’re posting on an antisemetic racist image board again. Nigger
>>18022434/fa/ is a non racist board
>>18021360>reflects your personality Wrong. Your outfit should be about who you aspire to be
stop posting the guys who fucked your gf on anonymous nigerian cooking forums
>casual friday
>>18024045Good Morning Sir!
>>18024045Sure thing nigger
>>18025905Do finance bros still wear Patagonia since they’ve become louder about being an activist brand?
>>18008160>Technological RiskThis poor guy has no idea, he might as well have become an auditor
Greetings from Spain >>18028292What’s wrong with technology risk?
This board is light on actual advice
Buenas trades. Anything I should buy while in Spain?
>>18029165It's incredibly boring, you basically read the most tedious documentation all day long.
>>18031822Did you travel to Spain and go to an American diner you philistine?
>>18032405What do you recommend working towards?
>>18034511>why do you ask for fashion advice on a fashion board
>>18003737>>18003737rolex
>>18034487Anything that's not technology risk, compliance, governance or audit.
>>18030782This board is shit yes but also OP isn't genuinely asking for advice, there was a thread earlier where someone spammed pictures of this guy and pretended to be him and OP is just doing it again to troll.
>>18035493>the polo of watches. you'll never get to big4 with that attitude
Chicos, me mudo a NY para un trabajo de consultoría. ¡Ayuda! ¿Algún consejo de moda para vestirme profesional sin perder mi estilo?
>>18038731aye dios mios las creaturas americanas
>>18027674Yes. In fact, the banks themselves have become more progressive and so their ass-kissing social climbing employees have adopted more progressive values as well, not to mention the majority of analyst cohorts are female and non-white now.
>>18038731>moves to spain>gets that weird spaniard lookwhat's going on here?
I've seen this thread at least four times already, why do you do this?
¡Saludos desde Barcelona! Que sigan llegando recomendaciones. Os lo agradezco a todos.
>>18042327lighten up on the coke. it's wearing out your face
>>18034487what the fuck happened? put on sunscreen
>>18042327classic friend zone selfie
>>18003737Why do the euros that americans hang out with are ugly af? I see handsome american dudes go to euro to make friends and their euro friends are ugly as hell
>>18045187High status euros don't want to hand out with random Americans.
Euro influenced
>>18047345Business card?
>>18008160sovlless chudlet..
>>18004004How's that success tho, looks like a boring / soulcrushing job to me
>>18047613we use linkedin now
>>18003737Come back and tell us if the Wall street coke orgies are real
>>18018159Bateman was an investment banker in the 80s.
El viaje continúa hasta Valencia. Gracias a todos por vuestro apoyo.
I don't understand the fascination with this guy
>>18048243he's from arkansas, that definitely counts as insanely successful within his context. he probably has few peers who have even left the state let alone been to a foreign country or gotten a job in new york city
>>18046203this random american is good looking come from a good family and educated
>>18050345flagship state schools have hundreds of students that could get accepted to top private schools. lots of the get into big 4 accounting
>>18051821Maybe Michigan and UCLA, Not fucking Arkansas.
Amigos, sigo absorbiendo influencias europeas. Las traeré de vuelta a América. Os aprecio a todos y cada uno de vosotros.
>>18053935You're evolving from your H&M days.
>>18053935what in the world?
>we are now in an era of blogposting that completely throws out any anonymity, leaving very little to the imaginationJust take this shit to Kiwifarms at this point lmao.
Can someone please DM the fucker and tell him someone’s been larping as him for months? Ideally, send a cum tributed pic of him as well.
>>18057145Thoughts on Cooper’s white brother?
>>18057154They don't look related
>>18058006Didn’t answer the question. Which one are you fucking?
>>18057154Left has better body and frame. Right has better face. What's going on with the middle?
>>18060685middle is the sister. long story.
El viaje a España va bien. Sigo revisando este hilo periódicamente.
>>18062909You already dress better than 90% of fa
>>18062909why are your shoes blue?
>>18003737Nice stock photo fag
>>18060685the sister
>>18066674is this the gender swap app?
>>18052938You’re retarded.
>>18068217Let me guess, Ole Miss?
>>18003737>>18008160What societal, professional risks can be expected to the person of shit posts on 4chan with own identity? And if the risks are considered negligible to the client despite the potential risks are significant. how to advice it as a risk consultant?
>>18008160>moving to Barcelona >achieving fluency in Spanish Hmmm
>>18005851PUKE
>>18057143you look 14
>>180699874chan has been normie since 2015. Unless you're posting heinous stuff, no one cares.
>>18066674where can I find more of this minx?
>>18004613Imagine being this wrong
>>18073259https://www.tiktok.com/@a.lannarovie
>>18012332The female half, right?
>>18003737NYC is a shithole, if you're not remote, it's not worth it
Viva Franco. Arriba España!!!
Amigos, mi estancia en España ha sido maravillosa. Ya no me siento como un turista. Me estoy convirtiendo en uno más del pueblo.
>>18076934This isn't your blog
>>18076934Imagine jizzing on his smooth tummy and nips
>>18062909Cadaqués?
>>18053935HOT AS FUCK
>>18076934>>18062909>>18059815>>18057154>>18057143>>18053935>>18050328>>18047345>>18042327>>18038731>>18034487>>18018951who is this guy?
>>18050345It is extremely common for people from the Ozarks to move to NYC, Cali, Texas or Florida once they get degrees anon. There's not much industry there (and that's a good thing).
stop please just make it stop, I'm so tired of seeing this
>>18069523>Ole Missdo people who went to that school have a certain... reputation? I've run into a few "big fish in a small pond" types on the internet who think they're hot shit because they went to "ole miss". I get the sense that it's like the fat chick who thinks you were hitting on her because you weren't overtly rude as soon as you saw her fat face
>>18080655Every flagship state school has it's own prestige, even if it's a shitty state.
>>18076934I see what you're trying to do and unfortunately it's not working.
>>18082071Timmy looks better post-twink
>>18009343lol
>>18076934This is not candid. You posed for this, dork.
>>18053935Take off the scarf and this is a good look.
>>18084052Said no one ever
>>18074525Looks like a corpse that smelled its post-mortem fart
Amigos, el viaje continúa. Espero que todo vaya bien. Como pueden ver, necesito ayuda para encontrar un atuendo. Sigo comprobando periódicamente y estoy agradecido a todos ustedes.
>>18008160>not MBBThat’s a yikes from me, chieft. Engineering consultant
>>18052938I went to my undergrad at a small state school because it was cheap. I went to an Ole Miss for my masters because it was paid for through TA stipends.Met a lot of people from out of state who went there for undergrad because it was free. Seems pretty common practice to recruit smart kids from out of state.
>>18087963You're still a twink. Cherish these last few years.
>excel monkeys
>>18090381Why do those "interns" look middle-aged?
>>18090397Consulting is a stressful job. 60+ hour work weeks is the norm.
>>18087984SEC grads don't go to MBB
>>18092596Vanderbilt grads do
>>18090381Im more jacked than these guysz tallee and i have longer hair too
>>18090397The boring rich t 20 private college haircuts
>>18092669>>18090381https://managementconsulted.com/mbb-target-school-mbas/Yup
Bump
>>18090381>>18092669>>18092689
>>18093558These guys are soul less
>>18003737>first job>consultant What are consulting them on how to be broke?
>not smart enough for tech>not brave enough to start something newthe profile of a consultant
>>18094454entry consultants are just paper jockeys
>>18087963impressive jawline.
>>18005851This. This is what they all look like. It’s just ugly Indian people.
>>18015152Trout-shouldered, what a shame.
>>18019893Timex or Casio on a grandpa-bracelet.
>>18003737oh neat me too but in Vancouver
>>18004001do not do this
>>18048243niggas making 6 figs lol wdym howsure you might find it boring but a lot of consultants work in it for 2-4 yrs then pivot into something new that they found on the job that interests them more, at that point they've got a lot of money saved up so they can go work at some niche company that pays a fuck ton of money or go start their own venturebasically you're a gay neet
>>18098439it's hard to put away money when you're living in nyc
>>18092689>target schoolsthe ceo of carlyle went to rutgers. just get your foot in the door.
>>18094454It's a misleading job title. More than 90 percent of so-called consultants don't actually consult anybody on anything, but merely do the footwork for the people who do the actual consulting, i.e. experts on some subject or other. So they're basically assistants TO consultants, not really consultants themselves in any meaningful way.
>>18101020A consultant is just a super assistant.
>>18099632It's a lot harder when you're not making 6 figures
>>18003737another wall street manlet>>18102147
>>18102160Wall street isn't a high-t career. It's just for people slightly less autistic and slightly lower IQ than code monkeys.
