Should all millennials be dressing like Zuck?
>>18086706late 30s balding basedlennials need to dress better
Zuck looks pretty good here, black jeans are the truth I tell ya
Is his shirt wrinkled? Is that the style now? Can someone ID the shirt?
>>18086706That shirt probably costs $2000
>>18086764visvim sublig maybe
What type of chain do you wear when you're worth $100 billion? Serious question, I have no idea.
>>18086706Looking better with age, like a fine wine
>>18086827literally only because he started training professionally he was looking like hot garbage not even a couple years agoeveryone should be working out natty for effay gains
>>18087200Is Zuck even natty? He might be on that Bezos juice.
>>18086775platinum
>>18087200Getting a non-retarded haircut instead of larping as Caesar (not a joke, that's actually the reason behind the haircut lmao) also helps.
Is developing Sideshow Bob face all about genetics?
>>18086764>>18086774>>18086765an ad for it came up in my instagram. it's a $35 shirthttps://blanksbythirteen.com/collections/all/products/perfect-t-shirt?variant=43738428145835
is he really 5'7? he looks like 5'5 or less in the pic. absolutely no legs wtf
>>18087233then you realize the amount of money and power he has, and you'd probably be calling yourself caesar in his shoes too
>>18087914he's 5'7.5 according to the autists at celebheights
>>18086706every man needs some quality white tees
>>18087939Most people with his kind of money and power don't do shit like this so I have no reason to believe that I would if I were to rise to his level.They may have delusions of grandeur and even see themselves as gods or whatever, but to cosplay as them and molding your appearance to theirs by getting a goober haircut that the entire world makes fun of, is pretty much unheard of.
>>18087234
>>18088038difference is he was always starved for attention, so he's a little more aware of the image he's presenting, whereas others lurk in the shadows and never actually interact with anything outside their bubble. but they're all sociopaths or psychopaths
>>18088536>all sociopaths or psychopathsMy theory: the world has gotten sufficiently competitive (global cumpetition and all) that only sociopaths/psychopaths can succeed anymoreJust like 5'6 used to be an acceptable height for a male, but it's no longer a workable height for dating. Now it's 5'10+ (by claiming 6ft). The bar just keeps getting raised higher, and so we are filtering out all the non-sociopaths for success in societiesHumans have noone to blame but themselves
>>18086765>>18087909>/fa/ can't tell the difference between a $2000 and $35 shirtsounds about right
This pic is the perfect example of why oversized shirts always look shit. They fuck with your proportions and give you stubby legs which make you look like a dwarf. It's even worse on Zuck since he's short.
>>18086706Impressive transformation, he went from incel virtual world nigger to chad.
>>18090337Zuck's legs look short because his legs are short. Oversized shirts are fine for tall people.
>>18086706Holloway looks better than him and he's not wearing any retarded oversized clothes
>>18087914Do you realize the guy he's standing next to is 5'11
>>18086706why did he drop his autism look
Zuck is cool nowhttps://twitter.com/Raadmobrem/status/1780277474989089129
>>18086706Like shit? They already do.
>>18092344Why is his doctor wife showing her tits? Nerds should never try to glow up.
>>18092344Lmao the annihilation alien music
>>18094183>Nerds should never try to glow up.Breh, w0tt m8 fr fr ong cap cap
>>18088610>Humans have no one to blame but themselvesWho or what else would they have to blame? >"Goddamn those fucking clouds! They are making us more competitive!"
Zuckerberg got rich by making a website for college students to gossip about who was having sex with who and moving it to California, where he spent the rest of his career trying to make it sound nice and politically correct. His current look reeks of aging millenial desperately trying to cling to youthful California culture and fit in with the TikTokers and podcasters that are now the cool crowd in California. People will point how he’s always been this guy. He’s always been the guy who wore a hoodie to the NYSE. It’s true, but that’s exactly why it’s pathetic. It’s not so much failure to launch as failure to mature. He probably wants to be that college kid who was in the cool California startup scene for eternity, which is sad.
>>18086775Whatever chain the stylist your board of directors hires to make you look like less of a robot tells you to
>>18086706They're trying to make him look like the barstool sporst other jew. They have found that the jew looks his best with the scumbag pornographer aesthetic.
>>18094925Zuck is fit. Portnoy is a slob.
>>18094945Zuck has gay-bottom-face. Barstool has gay-top-face
>>18090350this is brainrot
>>18094848who told zuck to start wearing a chain?
New York Times lurks /fa/ for topics? They just did an article on this.https://www.nytimes.com/2024/04/24/style/mark-zuckerberg-new-look.htmlThey identify all the brands he's into now, to look more "relatable"
>>18096942You think /fa/ is the only place that's talking about this?https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/mark-zuckerberg-with-beard-and-chain
>>18090453max is /effay/ as fuck. dudes great friends with Errolson.
>>18097881it's just a black track suit, dawg
>>18096942No, this blew up everywhere, lol.Zuck was always an autist, (remember when he did that weird travelling around America thing in 2016) it's just that he got into BJJ during the time and finally found an outlet to let all his autism out.
Embrace tradition.
>>18094183Asian women are all exhibitionists, they just control it to varying degrees.
lolhttps://youtu.be/ZVsztO_RUbs?si=pt1sj82pQL8jDmHe
