Dual time editionGuides and Info:>Classic Memehttps://imgur.com/a/6CNO8>Poorfag guide:https://www.imgur.com/a/NFMXDuK>Watch essentials 102:https://pastebin.com/Rc77hhXV>Purchasing used watches:https://pastebin.com/f44aJKy2>Purchasing straps:https://pastebin.com/SwRysprE"Suggest a watch for me.">Your budget>Watch type, e.g. dress, diver, pilot>Movement, e.g. automatic, hand-wound, quartz>Desired features, e.g. water resistance, day/date, 2nd-time zone>Preferred strap option, e.g. leather, nylon, bracelet>Wrist size or desired watch sizePrevious thread: >>18155256
i want to buy f91w
the casio anniversary watches seemed like a bad value and chinky maybe I'm expecting too much. f91w is an outdated design and you dont need to build a timing detonator circuit get a Gshock or anything else instead.
Pick one.
>>18156902Watch id?
>>18156935any of them not laughably thick? other than that, what's the difference, they're all basically the same boring shit
>>18156947The Pelagos and the BBGMT are like 12mm thick. That's very reasonable.The BBPRO is 14mm thick.
>>18156951huh, thought they're all around 14Pelagos should have had the chapter ring like before, would be the pick then
>>18156939Piaget dual time 612104
>>18156967lol
>>18156935middle
Why the Hell would anyone buy a Tudor? Can someone please explain this to me?>inb4 bcuz it looks niceIf I wanted something that ‘looked nice’ I would buy a Seiko, the entire point of buying a luxury watch is to brag about having enough money to throw around that you can buy that sort of thing. Buying a Tudor is basically you admitting that you wish you had a Rolex but are too poor to actually afford one. Getting a Seiko would actually be better, because at least you acknowledge you’re comfortable with people knowing you’re poor, whereas getting a Tudor signals that you’re poor but you wish people thought you were rich. If you see somebody in a Tudor it’s usually safe to assume they’re extremely insecure.
>>18156983>Why the Hell would anyone buy a Tudor? Can someone please explain this to me?Because it looks nice.
>>18156957Ah, thank you
>>18156935Coke
>>18156910My choice is the Casio MQ24, the F91W is too complicated for me, I need less, I need a Casio MQ24
>>18156983imagine buying any watch that isnt a patek grandmaster chime. you're basically homeless if you dont own 1 or two of these. anyone can save up or borrow money to buy a 10-20k rolex. in fact when you wear a rolex you're signaling to the world that you're a basic bitch wagie trying to impress other who cant actually afford the good things in life.
>>18156999Pretty ugly watch
>>18156997Let's see Paul Allen's watch. Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh, my God. It even has a watermark.
>>18157003If I wanted something that ‘looked nice’ I would buy a Rolex, the entire point of buying a luxury watch is to brag about having enough money to throw around that you can buy that sort of thing.
>>18157007This one has a very nice dial, i love that symmetry. In a simple white gold case it would look great.
>>18157009> he doesnt knowtheyre the same watch. patek needed more dial space for complicationshttps://www.patek.com/en/collection/grand-complications/6300-403G-001
>>18157007I'm not a nigger in a rap video so please remove the shitty diamonds.
someone fix my divers watch cheap I will pay for parts. face, gasket and battery.
/r/'ing the tier list
>>18157033
>>18156935The third is unique and not just a copy of a Rolex + it looks like it actually has a real professional purpose.
>>18157037>putting casio, citizen and seiko in the same tier even for a meme chart this is pretty concerning. must be a s*ikofag trying not to out themselves
>>18157038It's a Rolex Explorer 2 homage.
>>18157046lmao
>>18157046That's a nice Omega. How's it running?
>>18157051It runs too fast. +30s a day.I kind of regret buying it desu. I'll probably sell it and settle with a Rolex.
>>18157051>>18157054+2 a day or so.
>>18157038How is it not a copy if the others are?
>>18157026Nobody is touching your watch your girlfriend dug out of the trash. You still haven't explained why your girlfriend was in the trash.
>>18157054>+30s a day.Fucking hell, what a shitter
>>18156910They make like 8 other models that are just f91w but better.
>buying a watch to mark milestone x>buying a watch to mark my achievement of yI need to study Swiss marketing so I can sell $10k good boy badges.
>>18156983>the entire point of buying a luxury watch is to brag about having enough money to throw around that you can buy that sort of thingWhy admit you're a retarded poser and that you think everyone else is the same as youEmbarrassing post
>>18157037Disrespectful towards Timex
>>18157074Study Jewish marketing.Think wedding/engagement rings, Christmas, valentine, etc.
How do we feel about the Yema Skindiver? The case itself is only 10mm thick, the crystal is domed so it probably comes out to be 11mm and some change thick. Apparently it still has 300m water resistance and doesn't have the gay locking bullshit the Superman has.
>>18157077This.>Own Rolex Submariner>Zero compliments >Own Black Bay Bronze>"What a cool watch, what's it made out of? Bronze, that's neat"
>>18157081apparently the bracelets yema is using now are dogshit. they dont really fold in all they way so they end up sticking out a ton. so even though the watch is made to be small, the bracelet makes it wear like shit. https://youtu.be/pdBh8hJpxiQ
>>18157084What do you expect when people can smell it when you walk in the room?
>>18157088That's sad. It's a cool looking bracelet, if only it had better articulation. Maybe if they offered beads of rice and milanese bracelets the wristlets could enjoy it.
>>18157089What in the fuck are you talking about, anon?
>>18157096Bronze watches stain your wrist and stink like old pennies.
>>18157104My watch has never stained my wrist or smell weird. It's a bronze alloy, not straight bronze. It is, however, "uncomfortable" to wear with the bronze against my skin, which is why I wear it on the NATO strap it came with.
>>18157107Which youtube shill are you?
>>18157111Uh, none of them? I indeed actually own this watch. I'll post a pic of it when I'm done shitting and showering, if you would like.
>>18157113How would that prove you're not a shabbos goyim lying about the stench of bronze watches?
>>18157065thats what we do in the south we go pilfering through heavy trash when people move out and get rid of shit thats our time to shine.
>>18157123That must be why they call it "the dirty south."
shitter
>>18157114Why aren't the ones shilling rose gold constantly up to Jewish tricks?
>>18157129Rose gold hasn't been fashionable in years, it's gone out of style. But even if it was still hype, at least some people genuinely like it so trying to sell it isn't a lost cause. It also doesn't literally corrode and stink.
>>18157088Just put it on a strap.
>>18157139I'm not paying $2200 for a watch with a shitty bracelet just to put it on a nato strap.
>>18157107>It's a bronze alloy, not straight bronzeBronze is not an element, it's an alloy.
>>18157107>It's a bronze alloy, not straight bronzIsn't bronze itself an alloy?
>>18157107Hey, wait a minute, I thought I read bronze is always an alloy?
>>18157182>Wait a minute Is it an accurate minute or a seiko 6r35 minute?
Talking to my AD, turns out it takes a year to make a Rolex, I was blown away to find that out. Makes me shiver with pride to imagine the craftsmanship that goes into each piece.
LMFAO
>>18157204yeah but they make a million every year. not very special
shitteranon that you?
shittercel
do i click buy
>>18157226Well.............
>>18157107>>18157104>tfw bronzefags will pay a premium for their shitty alloy>tfw I, a brasschad, only paid 20$ for any of my Soviet brass watchescan't wait until gold and chrome plating becomes trendy too
Bros... I don't feel so good...
Making a fake rolex and putting "seiko" on the dial doesn't make it cool.
>>18157226no, go down to the omega botique and buy
>>18157236I tried this app and it's frustratingly unreliable. Sometimes it's okay but you have to be in a ridiculously quiet room in order to not get nonsense readings.
>>18157240For 5K+... why? half of the jap dealers sell S/Ns at <3K that can be registered for warranty, no?
>>18157242No?
>>18157243Ok, let's assume worst case - by some chance it needs a service brand new out of the box. that isn't costing 2K+ to make up the difference
What kind of strap is in pic related? I can’t find something similar or strapsco, watchbandit, or cns
>>18157247Nomosu
Post wrist shots.
>>18157250Wristo Shotto
>>18157245No?
>>18157247maybe it's saffiano leather?
Last time I did some watch shopping around my home town I found a little strip mall jeweler that only sold Seiko and Casio. The kid behind the counter was wearing an old Rolex air king. It made me question how high Seiko's mark up is if some kid can buy old Rolexes on Seiko and Casio commission.
>>18156999Grand complications is the only non shitter beyond those million dollar 3d dome ones
Am I missing something here? In Canada this particular reference has an MSRP of $8,500. Is the Yen that weak or are Canadian prices just inflated?
i’m driving to buy an omega seamaster 300m
>>18157261We warned you and warned you, but you wouldn't listen. Your downfall will be your own.
>>18157259Gorando Compurikaishonu
>>18157261Sheemastah
>>18157247Either Saffiano or Epsom leather, would be my guess.
>>18157248>>18157251>>18157263>>18157264YWNBAJ
>>18157268YWNBAJsu
>>18157261Cool. See if you can get them to throw in a free rubber or NATO strap. The white SM300 looks very good on the black rubber strap.
I mog.
>>18157284
>>18157290Still coping I see. Made me chuff a tad.
what's the point of pocket watches? They're not convenient because it's as easy to check the time on your phone, unlike a watch where it's easierit's not a status symbol because there's not a single person that will think more of you for having oneso like what is it? Do you just want to be unique? Do you like being a fool?
>>18157291>Claims to mog>Responds with bitterness within seconds at the lightest banterHmm.
>>18157292>so like what is it? Do you just want to be unique? Do you like being a fool?It's a conversation piece. Someone sees it, comments on it, and that gives you the opening to bore everyone to tears while you're whining about how all post-19th century fashion is degenerate.
People who don't have a Rolex disgust me.
>>18157298You actually consider someone who doesn't have a Rolex to be a person?
>>18157298Don't worry, nobody wants to interact with you anyway
>>18157293There's no bitterness here, only men of class.What do you got in the pocket today?
>>18157299What can I say, I'm a kind hearted person.
>>18156983It is unfortunate that Tudor will never shake it's >baby brother/rolex at homeimage. Try as they may, it won't work.So the question remains:Do you buy the "budget rolex" or do you go to lolmega and their cuckaxial?the right answer is neither
>>18157226No. The new railmaster is shitty looking, Wait a while and see if they refresh it. If the one from 15yrs ago didn't have the junk prototype coxial I'd have suggested it.
>>18157304The right answer is vintage Rolex.You can get a vintage Datejust for the price of a Tudor.
>>18157294source?
>>18157310>source?he doesn't know...
>>18157309Indeed, but I wanted to see what other responses would pop up so that I could snidely shit on them and never actually provide an answer and then leave the thread and forget to actually reply.
>>18157311Based violax. Please come back, we miss you.
>>18157310>>18157311>CockwatchHas one F-91W, has posted it on his cock. Mostly posts the Casio with Soviet knick-knacks. Wants to be Emma Watson. Russian living in Latvia with mommy.
>>18157309>The right answer is vintage Rolex.Since hearing about how rolex shat the bed with their new calibre I'm going back to looking at the older 5 digit subs, the 114170 and the older dj's. 14060 fits my wrist better than the new sub, and much better than the fatxi cases.
>>18157304>>baby brother/rolex at homenobody thinks this
>>18157314>>18157294These are meant to be lineless panties right? Are they any worse than normal for hiding camel toe? Worse, right? any frontal pics
>>18157314The fuck did I just read.
>>18157321The /wt/ avatarfags are special.
>>18157314>cock>>18157318>camel toe???
>>18157315My favorite Subs are the ones made in the early 2000s, with solid endlinks.
>>18157247https://cnswatchbands.com/leather/tapered-heritage-watch-bands/
>>18157298Weirdly enough Rolex couldn't build a proper pocket watch so had to build wrist watches
>>18157251You autistic weeb!
>>18157308nta but would it be possible to swap the movement for a non self destructing one?
>>18157340No. That's why you avoid those earlier coaxials. Even up the last 2500D's you could get problems. If you must omega, cal. 89xx/88xx only or go back to the cal.1120 (tarted up ETA 2892 A) which is solid and dependable as fuck.
>>18157330Wow, I completely missed these. Thanks! The dark brown one is perfect
>>18157337Based poorfagg
Do I click buy?
>>18157298I have one but don't wear it cause I feel cringe given so many Rolexfags wear it as a symbol.
>>18157380Is the module any different from the one that costs $100?
>>18157384slight differences, it has bluetooth, it doesn't have the H M L for battery and replaces that w/ a low battery warning, and has "gold plating applied to the retainer plate for the circuit board to reduce electrical resistance" which kinda sounds like to me they just needed _something_ to differentiate it even if it makes no practical difference
>>18157241Not true, you are a retard who doesn't know to use it.
>>18157314Stop deadgendering her you racist ass bittercel.
Which one? Any alternatives better looking for <400 usd?under 40mm, mechanical or automatic? Thanks
>>18157426This one is around 250 usd. It's an automatic and is 39mm. No sapphire, only domed hardlex.
>>18157431just wait and the anon with the sapphire swap will post his
>>18157069name them
>>18157431I appreciate it but somehow not a huge fan of the branding. Date windows aren'tdoing it for me either
>>18157426just embrace the chinese meme and get the san martin copy or some of the other field/pilot watches they offerhttps://www.aliexpress.us/item/3256806184474762.html
>>18157426>>18157431China will sell you a mechanical sapphire field watch for much less than $400, and if you don't like this one there are many others. Might be harder to find one with tritium though.
>>18157451I'd do it if only the dial didn't such sphincters
>>18157459Anon there are a hundred billion Chinese watches.
LMFAOOOOOOO THE SEIKO LOSER STILL NOT SHOWING UP HIS FACE FOR MONTHS HAHAHHAHA THE IDIOTBOUGHT A FUCKING ZURUSHI DIAL SHITTER FOR 1.5K AND IT'S A FUCKING SEIKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGOT TROLLED INTO THROWING 1.5 IN THE WELLLLLLLLLLLLDO WE NEED A WELLNESS CHECK LMFAO MAYBE HE JUMPED INTO THE WELL TOO AHAHHAHAHAHA
>>18157469There is literally nothing wrong with spending $1,500 on a Seiko.
>>18157472A woman sees your Seiko, she knows you spent $1,500 on it. She recoils instinctively. She does not desire you.A woman sees your Rolex, you proudly tell her you paid double the retail price, she knows you are a man of influence and power, she wants you, she needs you.
>>18157472LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>18157472if I'm dropping 1500 dubloons on a Seiko it's gotta be at least a quartz GS
>>18157480The only watch brand that matters is the one that Japanese women like. This watch was the only one that m***-san said is cool and wanted to try it on. Meaning that Tudor is the only brand that actually matters in this world. If your watch doesn't get you Jap Pussy, then you have the wrong watch.
WHO IS THE NEXT ONE TO TAKE THE BAITAND BUY A DUMB SHITTER BECAUSE I SHILLED IT IN THIS THREAD AND INCEPTIONIZED THE CONCEPT INTO YOUR BRAINIS IT YOU???
>>18157488
"Paaaahhh oishikatta desu..onaka ippai""Haaaai <3 tanoshkatta desu! Arigatō zach-san!""ano.....kagura-san.... Shitsumon... Gaa.... Arimasu""Hee nani nani??!""Jitsua.....""Oshiette kudasai!""Boku wa fudan... Konna koto shinai kedo... Anata ga utsukushi... Yokattara-""Bahahhaa jodan deshooooo???'"watashi wa, itsumo shojiki no hito. Wasurenaide kudasai!""Wakatta yo, wakatta kedo, anata no kanoj-""SOREWA SORE, KOREWA KORE. Ima- Kanojo wa kankenai! KAGURA-SAN. DENWA BANGO O OSHIETTE KUDASAI!""EEEEE???? NANI NANI HONTO? KOKO?? IMA????""HAI!!""Saite no otoko <3"............"Okee....""Niceuuuu. Jaaa matta.... Ashita?""Ashita dekinai""Jaaa matta getsuyobi???""Getsuyobi wa..... ii to omoimasu"*Kisses her on the forehead*"Yakusoku dayo!"
>>18157381>I have one but don't wear it cause I feel cringe given so many Rolexfags wear it as a symbol.You can still wear it. Just don't walk around flexing it. Dress like you can afford it (i.e. Don't walk around in basketball shorts and oversized t-shirts) and it will seem normal.It's just a watch. You should enjoy it.
>>18157494get an ime and learn how to type kanji
bitta
shitta
>>18157493lol where the fuck did you find this?
>>18157488I would kms is I had wrists like that
>>18157304What is even the point of coaxial escapement? Seems like the same shit with extra parts.
lmao the gshock rambler "meets" archie luxury (aka approaches him with a camera while he's eating dinner and keeps saying he loves his youtube)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IrzJkY-IAs
>>18157557it's supposed to reduce the amount of sliding between the rubies and the metal, meaning less oil is required (and longer service intervals). it does it by splitting up the (lock+push) duties across different parts. it is not really obvious how it works imo
>>18157480Women don't know watch prices though, that's where you're wrong
>>18157488Sis got a tat of 食 on her middle finger.
>>18157577What does it mean?
>>18157582ME LUG YOU LONG TIME
>>18157582food or eating if that's the character
>>18157597Must be one of them "curvy" girls.
How do you guys decide what to purge from your collections? I have way too many shitters that I might wear like once a month but can't bring myself to sell because I'm too used to having a watch for that "niche", even though I might want to get something else and cannot justify it when my watch box is already overflowing
>>18156967Based fellow wristlet, good choice. Custom keyboards are gay though
>>18157625I dunno. I hate selling stuff. I'm kinda a hoarder.
>>18157597>>18157599
>>18157625french kiss each shitter. time it 3 mins and 33 seconds each. if there is no spark and it tastes like ass, dump it.
anyone have any cool watch recommendations, looking to keep it under 1000, and i like something interestgiugiaro seiko's are really cool but kinda look shoddy, anything similar?
>>18157250
>>18157569Why doesn't the escape wheel have rubies instead of teeth?
Kofe time.
>>18157226I considered it,but ot be honest,it does not look a lot better than the Corgeut homage,it looks plain,the denim version is a bit better, but you are dropping umeeehgah money and all you get is a closed caseback watch that is chunky.
It's not k0f3 time god damn it, it's never been and it never will be.
>>18157690Thank you for reminding us everyday
>>18157498>It's just a watch. You should enjoy it.It's no longer "just a watch", rolex fanboys made sure everyone knows people don't just get it as a watch
>>18157627with those shit keycaps I'd be astounded if it's custom, most likely just a cheap mechanical TKL
>>18157480A woman thinks an expensive watch costs as much her apple watch.If you tell her the price, she'll think you're dumb and spend your money on dumb things. Women think of your watches as they think of your cars. They are deeply, fundamentally unimpressed by the money you spend on it, just as you are deeply unimpressed by the money they spend on overpriced brand-name purses and handbags.
>>18157762>>18157570Sorry guys, you're in denial. When she sees the crown, she knows, she wants to touch it, it turns her on. It's nature.
what should i know about this OP cope? i honestly wish they just did it as an ecodrive
>>18157772PRX mogs
>>18157773i actually bought a prx when it was hyped and returned it a few days later because it looked so tacky
>>18157773I saw one on a zoomer yesterday,it looked big, clumsy and a bit out of place..
>>18157772version 1 has a crown which is a bit indented and might be difficult for sausage fingers. new colors are still being releasedversion 2 with small second hand has longer power reserve, oem leather is available, and they fixed the crown. limited colors to choose fromthere's a titanium eco drive with small second hand but not tsuyosa, a bit similar in design
Someone upload the "what would you do for your AD meme" that was brilliant.
>>18157792
thoughts on the small combat sub in particular, and glycine in general?
>>18157794Thanks mate, that always cracks me up.
>>18157797Is 39mm small now? How many people could distinguish 39mm from 40mm without measuring?
i want thin citizen eco drive but not as thin as stiletto and the others seem too thick
>>18157797>combat sub>just a sub homageJust get a milsub homage from China.
>>18157625If it doesn't have a utility eg my Casio's all have stopwatches, doesn't go well with an outfit or isn't worn it goes. It's an easy trap to fall into, I used to buy a couple of "Swiss movement" watches each year until I realized they were just Chinese with a shitter movement from Switzerland. Fortunately I only bought 3 and was able to give two away and keep one before spending more than a few hundred. Should have just bought Swatches at least I would have enjoyed them more. Live and learn.
>>18157797Actual Swiss brand, decent enough looking, probably the only Crown logo on a watch other than Rolex (if you care about that). You could do worse but I'd have reservations on how much you pay for it.>>18157811Almost none of the population can.
>>18157822ok
What's the best Daytona homage watch ?
>>18157797Logo looks shit in this picSomehow the hour hand is EVEN WORSE than the mercedes hand, date window looks ass, why are the Arabic numerals 13-24?Looks decent if you replace the insides perhaps
i picked up this seamaster yesterday while on vacation.
>>18157902Why?
>>18157902Very nice anon.White dial is the best
>>18157902Nice watch, anonone of my favorite diversHow much did you pay for it?
Help me choose between these two
>>18157903because i’m gay>>18157907agreed it’s so sexy>>18157912$5,900 with no sales tax.
>>18157914Top, easily>Marshall headphonesNo wonder that person got such a bad watch, zero thought goes on in that head
>>18157914Top because the bottom is a clear cope.
>look at omega watches at the watches store>by the time i'm there there are probably 3 people "checking in" with the dealer, obviously kissing his ass, asking if they're still on the waiting list>they're so desperate, they're on the verge of crying>if they're lucky, they get to post pictures like this on social mediaWhy are Rolex wearers so pathetic?
>>18157934flexing with your watch of all things is so bizarre in generalno one's gonna notice the tiny thing on your wrist and absolutely no one will stop to read the even tinier logo. moreover, normies have no idea how much luxury watches costif you need people to see your wealth, buy an expensive car or something
>>18157914I'm wearing a black dial manhasset literally right now. On the jubilee bracelet it's almost a perfect watch. Really comfortable. I just wish it had blue lume. Some of the other colors have blue lume, the red one looks cool.
Gentlemen.
Omega = Rolex cope
Its coffee time
discord raid time
>>18157954Paste.Watch is looking real beat up tho.
>>18157797it's pretty slim, right? or just the big versionhad a chance to buy the 42mm one for a really low price but it was too big for me and I'm not a huge fan of the 13-24 and the hour hand
>>18157922>because i’m gayFigures
any cool ussr watch recs, i think vostoks are pretty sweet.
>>18157988i like boctoks
>>18157988Raketa enjoyer hereI recommend Raketa, I think they had the most original designs. and many quirky functional ideas like the Calendar and the 24-hour polar expedition watchI think Luch is also underrated, they made lots of watches based on the same super thin movement the Poljot De Luxe runs. Yet they are much less commonly faked and generally cheaper than the Poljot equivalents.Of course I'm sure you've heard of vostok komandirskie and amfibia too, fun little shitters with some history and neat tech.
>>18157997yeah i'm looking at the raketa 24 hour polar expedition, love the designi'll check out luch though thanks.any recommended vostoks/poljots that are interesting?
Say something nice about my fake doxa.
>>18158001Do a lot of research before buying, there are more frankens than fully genuine ones when it comes to the 24hs and the Big Zeros
Rolex = bootlicker aka beta male
>>18156935Pelagos.Big fan of mate finish and these cool hands
which one and why? I feel like the green bezel makes it more interesting
>>18158010The brand name sounds like a Mexican saying the word "sister".
>>18157934Nice list of things that definitely happened. Did everyone clap?
>>18158026Its actually german for starfish
>>18158023Black is boring but classic.The green bezel was better with the original 50th anniversary version (picrel)The ceramic version uses a bad shade of green.
>>18157794kek
>>18158026cistern
>>18158030That's kinda fucked up because Tissot famously has the seastar dive watches. How many brands and watches are just starfish in different languages? Was Rolex kinda original with "oyster" and all the other companies went "we gotta evoke something like an oyster that is synonymous with barely moving at the bottom of the ocean but not a shellfish so we don't look like we're biting their shit too bad."
>>18158043Well there is only so many words associated with the sea. I bet someone here is autistic enough to collect all the names of the dive watch collections.
>>18158044>there are only so many words associated with the seaYou're joking, right?
>>18157037shit watches>>>>>>
>>18158046Try to find one that hadn't been used yet.
>>18158028People usually don't clap for betas, anon. They feel sorry for them.
>>18158052hagfish
>>18158052You're telling me this planet is over 70% water, maritime history goes back thousands of years, but the only sea words we can come up with are various molluscs, various shellfish, a couple large game fish, and some fictional submarines?
>>18158010I like how it's not the turtle shape case and not orange.
>>18156983I like Tudor more than Rolex. Rolex is NPC watch, apple watch tier.
>>18158057No one would buy a hagfish>>18158059That is correct. Fine, i'll name just what i can think of. Bathyscaphe, submariner, sub, seamaster, aquascaphe, nautilus, seastar, oceanographer, navy, scuba, ocean star, marine, aquaracer, superocean, triton, sea-dweller, pro diver, oyster, marina, seawolf.This is just major brands and whats came to mind.
>>18158062It isn't turtle at all.
>>18157829A timing bezel is sufficient for timing 99.9% of things you'd need to time on day to day life. The only exceptions are very short intervals of time that you need to break down fractions of a second, and very long intervals of time over an hour. Even with timing things longer than an hour usually you can just periodically keep an eye on your watch and remember it's already made a lap. If every fraction of a second counts, like if you're timing a race or payroll clock rings or something then of course you'll need a chronograph or proper digital timer. But that's not the majority of your timing, generally you're just timing your burgers on the grill or your kid's time out or something and just rounding to the next or last minute is sufficient for that.
>>18158067I know, i prefer this one to the turtle.
how based is it if I just beat up the rolex AD as he leaves the mall
>>18158065You can't think of a million other sea words that haven't been used? Maybe the only sea word here is you.
>>18158073Criminally based. Literally.
>>18157902You sure about that helium escape, bro?
>>18157773>>18157778What are you guys smoking? PRX mogs all watches under $5000
>>18158078It has integrated bracelets, so that's flat out impossible.
>>18158078It doesn't even mog other under 1000$ intergrated bracelet watches.
>>18157902>>18158077>Helium Escape Valve>No HERlium Escape ValvePredictable toxic male sexist bigotry.
>>18157298Would never want one.
>>18158081This shit looks like a $100 chinese special.
>>18158080That's the best part. Straps are for poors.
>hey guys please pay $1000 for my brand new microshitter. It doesn’t have any special design features but it uses a Swiss movement and is limited editionWho actually falls for this crap?
>>18158073I live next door to mine. I feel you so bad.
>>18158092Where do I enter my credit card?
>>18158078I like buying watches made to catch a trend 5 years too late, 5 years too late as well.
Rabbit Stew1 tbsp olive oil (for seasoning)4 cloves of garlic4 tbsp all-purpose flour (for coating)4 tbsp olive oil (for cooking)360 ml (1 1/2 cup) white wine (Chardonnay)2 celery stalks4 carrots2 onions2 tbsp butter1 tsp tomato paste1 tbsp all-purpose flour1 tbsp dried diced mushrooms (porcini)10 olives1 tbsp capersherbs: 1 sprig thyme, 1 sage leaf, 2 springs parsley, 1 bay leaf1 liter (4 cups) Vegetable Broth6 prunes1 tbsp diced fresh parsley (to serve)
I just pray you don't suffocate that rabbit with your bitch tits.
>>18158106You forgot the most important ingredient: 1 rabbit
>>18158106>>18158108Underrated
>>18156910>>18156967>>18156997>>18156999>>18157007>>18157026>>18157046>>18157081>>18157226>>18157247>>18157250>>18157260>>18157261>>18157284>>18157302>>18157380>>18157426>>18157431>>18157445>>18157451>>18157452>>18157465>>18157488>>18157627>>18157644>>18157676>>18157690>>18157772>>18157773>>18157791>>18157797>>18157902>>18157914>>18157940>>18157954>>18157997>>18158010>>18158067>>18158081>>18158092>>18158098>>18158101>>18158104Ugly shitters.
>>18158110>>18158106>>18158108NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>18158106Thanks anon.
>>18158111Rolexfag likes Explorer but calls near 1:1 Explorer copes ugly. Makes you think.
>>18158117I've handled one of these homages. They're shit.
>>18158118poow wabbit
Lol edgy guy got their post deleted. How embarrassing.
man, the Discord is so much nicer.If you haven't joined yet, you should. Actual watch discussion. Lots of laughs too.Omega Drunk, Mortadello, and Reverso Anon are there.
>>18158119You can't tell how they feel through a photo.
>>18158122It happens.
>>18158092Bog standard plain watch with lugs that are too short. Might as well buy this >>18156997
>>18158125
>>18158125Not to most people.
>>18158123There's a Discord? Link please.
>>18158130it's a circlejerk, there's 10 people there
>>18158123>p-please join my Discord guysNo thanks, I'll keep shitposting here.
>>18158123Do not post the link. You remember what happened last time with Bittercel and all his sock puppet accounts.Just let them get tricked into joining Whoretadello's channel.
>>18158131That's the Zenitsopolous channel. The actual Discord has like sixty regular posters.
Is there no ripoff of the gold datejust? I want a """gold""" watch, white face, date.Seiko had the SNXJ94, but I literally cant find anything similar.Am I doomed to Seiko mods?
>>18158135Am I supposed to know who that is?
>>18158138Lurk more. No one's here to spoonfeed you, kiddo.
>>18158139Nah, I'll just go back to redit.Later nerds lol
>>18158136The poorfag mentality really is fascinating.>I want something that looks like a ROLEX!>also it needs to be GOLD!!!>budget is $30 btwWhy are you people like this? Just buy a Casio or whatever. Stop coping like a nigger.
>>18158144>wanting a watch made for criminals
>>18158144gold watches look greatwhy are you so assblasted about it, did stacy not notice your epic whorological device?
>>18158144Some of it is simple poorfag begging but there is an element of asking for advice on lesser known brands.Like, for example,>I want a gold dress watch, but Cartier Tanks and Patek Calatravas are too expensive.This guy might not know about, say, Piaget or Chopard, which are great watches that are much less expensive on the used market because they don't have the same presence as Cartier or Patek.
>>18158151Yeah. The niggerfaggot I quoted mentioned Seiko twice though. A Seiko is like $150.
>>18158157Why would you assume his race and sexual orientation and use slurs for both? You got some problems buddy.
>>18158088no it doesn't, you faggot
>>18158135Link to actual discord?
>>18158162First day on 4chan?
>>18158167>>18158135I would like to join too (I've never posted a watch here, so I'm not an avatarfag)
>>18158175I just asked the people in the Discord to let you in and they all told me you're a fag. Sorry anon.
>>18158187Okay, I'll go to the circlejerk one then.
>>18158111faGGot
>>18157914you sure do watch a lot of totally not paid watch youtubers
>>18158081Nautilus cope
>>18158202Nothing worse than people clearly shilling a product. Just admit you have a bias people would respect it more.
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>>18157054>>18157067regulating yourself is not that hard
>>18157325nice sub
>>18157263this made me laugh
>>18158001>any recommended vostoks/poljots that are interesting?as far as soviet watches go I like the Kirovskie "crab" model. I think someone in these threads has onethey're available in lots of funky colors
>>18158213Bro I am someone who uses their hands a lot and I love working on things and even I wouldn't open a nice watch to regulate it myself. Most people would never even dream of it.
>>18157947omega = based any fucking questions?
>>18158240welp i worked on some shitters before regulating my more expensive watches, it's fairly safe unless you bump into balance with the screwdriver of fuck things up more by adjusting beat error (which is pretty hard)
>>18158233some time ago I saw an offer for this variant in mint condition, but someone was faster buying it
