>nice style bro she let me hit cuz I’m goofyHow do you respond without sounding mad?
Holy shit I mog him in every single aspect but he scored a real beaut this world issa cruel one why cant that be me fucks sake
>>18179534disregard this fag im still piping 22-26yos at 33
Go to /adv or /b man, not sure what you're doing here Ps: she's a 6...do you find getting 6's difficult?
Fashion isn't about having sex.
>>18179534>>18179680Bullshit nigger. I look like this guy and, frankly, I look better than him. I am more Griffithmaxxed eternal youth ephebe pilled yet also have a masculine backdrop. I am fit and taller than that lanklet. Yet I have never scored. Nor have I had a gf or been in a relationship or even held the hand of a woman romantically. I am not even a weird guy, I am just in my own lane, in my own head, a bit aloof. It's all character and the women you go for. You're talking out of your ass dude.
>>18179690You speak like an internet addict. I'd be surprised if you can even hold down a conversation with a cashier while maintaining eye contact.>>18179518/fa/ - shitposting
>>18179518imagine fucking this girl holy shit like actually imagine itshe's in that tight ass dress, her thick body looks delicious, you're rock hard as a result and she starts dancing and rubbing her body and teases you by slowly pulling up on her dress, letter her ass pop out, then she quickly pulls the dress down and giggles, then pulls it back up, her tiny lace thong splitting swallowed up in her thick assi want it so fucking bad bros
>>18179752based coomer
>>18179752based, it would be more based if you were black so she would take a BBC
Why are we having this exact same thread every dayGrow a pair and just get a bitch yourself
>>1817951880 mph phone to the skull. A heavy one, in a big Otterbox case and shit. Played college baseball, buddy won't even know what hit him.
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>>18179518>How do you respond without sounding mad?im brutally /fa/mogging you anf fucking your dad while your mum has sex with dogs
>>18179690I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT BECAUSE THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS WHEN I WAS YOUNGER. SIMILAR TO OP PIC BUT LESS FEMININE AND LESS MUTTIFIED. SOCIAL PROOF I GOT TONS OF PUSSY WHEN I WAS A HEDONIST BEFORE I FOUND GOD ETC AND I HAD A WIFE UNTIL SHE LOST HER MARBLES (OUT OF MY CONTROL)IF YOUR DESCRIPTION OF YOURSELF IS ACCURATE AND YOURE NOT AGING YOURE A BRAINCEL I'M SORRY TO SAY. IT HAPPENS TO THE BEST OF US. I BRAINCELLED MYSELF TOO JUST IN A DIFFERENT WAY AND LATER IN LIFE AFTER I GOT ALL MY COOOOOMING OUT OF MY SYSTEM.HONESTLY CASUAL SEX IS RETARDED. FUCKS UP YOUR ABILITY TO PAIR BOND AND THE DOPAMINE RUSH FROM COOMING IS WEAKER THAN A HALF DECENT LINE OF COKE. AFTER A POINT YOU GOTTA CHAD UP OR I GUESS TROON OUT AS YOU AGE UNLESS YOU'RE ETERNAL YOUTH PILLED LIKE ME. I'M 35-40 AND I LOOK ABOUT 20-25.
>>18179690GIRLS I WENT FOR WAS MOSTLY COLLEGE GIRLS OR FRIENDS OF FRIENDS. 7/10 OR HIGHER. NO FATS. NO BROWN BAGGERS. WHITE OR SOME ASIAN ONLY I DON'T EVEN FIND LATINAS ATTRACTIVE -- PRETTY BUT NOT FOR ME. ONLY WAS REALLY INTO SKINNY OR FIT CHICKS NOT "THICC" IF YOURE NOT AWARE ALL THE DATING APPS ARE GIGA NERFED EVER SINCE THEY WENT PAID MODEL. DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME WITH THAT SHIT. I USED TO GET PUSSY WITHIN 5MIN SWIPING 5MIN TALKING NO DATE NO DINNER I'M NOT PAYING FOR SHIT ETC. ANY TIME I FELT LIKE IT EVEN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. ITS SO FUCKED NOW LOL I KNOW 2 DIFFERENT GUYS WHO ARE CHAD FACE, CHAD BUILD, 6'3+, MULTI MILLIONAIRES BASICALLY 10/10 MALES ON PAPER. THEY DROPPED THE $600 A MONTH FOR THE MAXIMUM PLAN SUBSCRIPTION AND THEY BOTH SAID IT WAS SHIT AND THEY SHOULD HAVE JUST GONE OUT OR GOTTEN AN ESCORT INSTEAD LOL.
>GRIFFITHPILLED>FOUNTAIN OF YOUTHMAXXINGFURTHER PROOF YOU'RE BRAINCELLED. THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I LOOK(ED LIKE I SWITCHED IT UP TO SHORT HAIR THIS YEAR)
