I’ve been in a cast for the last 6 weeks and spent enough time in the sun that it caused a very unfortunate looking tan line. How can I get rid of this quickly?
>>18180581idk, depends how much you care about itoptions with increasing effort 1. wear trousers2. fake tan3. apply sunscreen carefully all over your legs except that area and go in sun. do this until it matches
>>18180581Ummmm don't play around next to a femur breaker next time sweatie?
>>18180639I mean, that ship has kind of sailed already
>>18180581Then wear pants like a grown man, you filthy manchild.
>>18180874It’s like 90+ degrees and 90% humidity every day here. I’m not going to not wear shorts outside of work
>>18180879Then wear pants in thinner fabric and loose fit, like straight fit chinos, slacks, or draw string pants. What kind of a faggotry is this? Pants in thin natural fabrics (like cotton, linen, even viscose) are much more cooling than shitty shorts that expose your legs to direct heat and sun. Why don't grown ass men figure this out anymore by the time they're 16? Loose pants not only protect you from direct blasts of heat and sun, but also cool your legs by sucking in and blowing out air every time you move, due to a billowing effect. And you'll also look much more presentable in them, rather than a sloppy manchild.
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>>18180581>How can I get rid of this quickly?i've done this to myself before.step 1: buy long pants suitable for summer >>18180911step 2: sunbathe in your free time somewhere people you know won't see you as much as possible for a few weeksstep 3: ???step 4: profit
>>18180911>long pants (if loose+breathable weave) keep you cooler than shortsproof of claim: https://www.nature.com/articles/283373a0>>18180914you can even speed the process up by sunbathing IN the pants you bought and rolling just the one leg up so you're not darkening the skin you're trying to match to (it will eventually either way but it will be slower if you sunbathe in shorts)then when the tone starts getting close switch to shorts for sunbathing so the border blendsezpz
>>18180581Use it as an asset and conversation starter. If you can't get rid of it, change your mindset.
