Tell me why I should buy a Rolex instead of an Apple Watch Ultra 2?>Gives me health information such as heartbeat, o2, REM dream cycles, temperature>Women love and recognize an Apple Watch>Has a light up display >I can also take it swimming >Even if it lasts only 4-5 years, I can continually buy an Apple Watch for at least 20 years for the price of a Rolex Explorer, that's if I buy the most specced out model which is the Hermes AW. Tell me why the fuck I should buy a Rolex when the AW has a better value proposition in not only functionality, but sex appeal as well. I don't wish to impress autistic nerdy faggy men, I want to impress cute girls.
In 5 years a Rolex will still be worth most of what you paid for it, maybe even more, but the apple watch will be reclaimed by planned obsolescence.
>>18281006Based slop enjoyer
>>18281006Digital watches aren’t a novelty anymoreIdgaf about my heartbeat or how many steps I made in one day, I’m 20 years oldAlso you’re deluded if you think women can tell the difference between a Rolex and a Seiko, or even care if it’s digital or analog
>>18281006Nobody is impressed by apple watches. I don't think many people are impressed by Rolex watches either but at least they can be a conversation piece among watch aficionados.The enjoyment of watches is mostly personal, they are beautifully crafted in a way you cant really experience through the screen.If your goal is to impress girls a watch is probably the last thing you should invest in
Half of the /fa/ threads are Rolex hate threads/wt/ is a thread dedicated exclusively to Rolex hateAnother Rolex hate thread here: >>18275548So, if all /fa/ hates Rolex, there must be something good about it.
>>18281012So? If I want an investment, I would just get an investment banking account.>>18281019Digital watches are a novelty to women which is why you can impress them with it. >>18281022Then what should one invest in. I don't mean it just by sex appeal, I like light up displays and I've heard Rolex lume sucks and eventually dies out. I love to see-in-the-dark shit. >>18281028I don't hate Rolex. I just fail to understand why it's better than an Apple Watch.
>>18281032>I don't hate Rolex. I just fail to understand why it's better than an Apple Watch.It's not better, it's something completely different.
>>18281006If you liked being tracked on everything you do and say sure get the onions watch
>>18281032>he’s buying an Apple Watch to impress womenThis has to be bait
>>18281006>rolex>apple watchPfft. Behold . my humble collection
>>18281037Tells time with a +- 1-2 seconds innacuracy and they're both fashion pieces. They're pretty similar desu. >>18281038Onions have layers
>>18281046Why don't you save up for a cool watch instead of having all those shitters?
Will suddenly stop working in less than 4 yrs
>>18281295But enough about your new wife.
