Literally, how the fuck you avoid this?
>>18317445By not being a zoomer. Be better.
zoomers have atrocious diets from birth we're seeing the consequences
>>18317445LOOOOOL holy fuck this explains their gay little haircuts and why i've never seen one with a buzzed hair or crew cut.
>>18317445Zoomers will be the most unhealthy generation of all time. They have been eating poison from the day they were born It's gonna be hilarious seeing what consequences this will have on them as they age The gen alpha kids will be better because their millennial parents are way more health conscious and care about this stuff
>>18317445why does it take them so fucking long to do it oh my god i fucking hate tiktok it's a half-a-second motion but they need to fucking synchronise it with whatever the fuck music is in the background
>>18317605Social media brainrot
Samefag millennial talking to himself itt, hating on zoom zooms aint going stop you from getting older lil bro!
>>18317445No wonder they do the broccoli hair, it covers it up perfectly lmao
that pretty guy with long hair didn't even look like he was balding, he just has a big forehead. If he actually lost hair genetically his thin hair would not be able to cover it up
>>18317647>lil broWhy do zoomers talk like niggers? Why can't they talk normally? Why are they so culturally bankrupt that they don't see any problem in shamelessly copying nigger lingo wholesale?
>>18317845you're an out of touch boomer
>>18317845They’ve been taught to hate being white since 2014.
How come despite being the most schizophrenic generation of all, engaging in skincare since basically birth, rejecting all plastics from their diets, all plastic containers, all plastic clothes, avoiding the sun, avoiding tobacco and alcohol, the zoomer generation has aged like such shit?Millennials were fed by arguably even worse poison (as several poisonous ingredients have been banned since the start of the millennial generation) and were known for smoking and drinking quite heavily yet have aged more gracefully than the grotesque zoomers?
>>18317445Minoxidil, finasteride and not pulling your hair. Look at if there are bald men on your mother’s side, for whatever reason this is the only side that matters for this. Rosemary essential oil. My area grows it all around town and I’m the only one who harvests it, I do it at night even though it’s not illegal and shove a bunch of it into a jar of isopropyl. Every day I shake it and many days later I replace the rosemary when it has turned brown. Supposedly someday I will take it out and the oils will settle, so I will put it in the freezer and only the oil will freeze, and I’ll have rosemary essential oil.
>>18317932Maybe it’s the NONSTICK PANS leaching pfas into every meal that their parents refuse to stop cooking on, the lack of friends and activity, same posture on their phones several hours a day, not using their brains for anything more than entertainment? Plus the disposable vapes. I had a friend claim that all her friends that hit dispos had fucked up lungs and those that didn’t were healthy. Cheap metal wasn’t meant to be used for vapes, plus people that run a burnt coil on a regular vape and end up hitting it for weeks on end because they like vaping but don’t have $5 or a dealer that will sell her one coil. Wearing polyester all the time, synthetic underwear, getting no sleep because their parents don’t take their phones away at night, doing onlyfans or having sugar daddies keeping them up at night, etc. Various forms of self-harm and binge eating because 2/3 of boomer chicks could stand to lose some weight and “every body is beautiful” and “some people have bigger bodies” being good arguments for not wanting to walk a kilometre or 2. Various psych meds as probably half of zoomers are on meds. I know people that mix their meds with weed which could actually kill them, who knows what effect this has. In general being mildly illiterate and having no hobbies or anything to bring them back to having hope for themselves.
Of course the vast majority of the mentally ill these days that can’t bring themselves to shower, I’m sure this does something to make a breeding ground for the fungus that makes you bald, as seen in goosewayne who was an alcoholic and wouldn’t take the Batman mask off for a year. Lack of vitamin d probably, using hair products that are 50% acrylates copolymer aka pure ground up plastic, using store bought deodorant instead of the all natural 5 minute craft recipe. It’s actually good and I’ve been using it for the last 5 years.
>>18317845The only culture and media they've ever known has been black culture
>>18317938The funny thing is zoomers will be the worst generation of all time as gen alpha will be completely different since people realized how bad everything is
>>18317548Yea the zoomer hair is a combover.
>>18317932That's millennials, not zoomers. Zoomers are a bunch of braindead consoomers who only eat goyslop. The whole vegan, keto, paleo, organic, OMAD trends were a millennial thing. Zoomers also still wear plastic clothes because they have no choice and they like consooming cheap disposable shit to keep up with the tik tok trends. They avoid cigarettes and alcohol because it's expensive and they are a bunch of broke shut ins who don't hang out with friends (from whom you pick up the habit of smoking) and don't go to pubs and bars. The "skin care" routines where they slather a dozen different products everyday that choke full of chemicals is half the reason why they're aging like shit, especially zoomer women who have been wearing makeup since childhood.
