What makes it s*y?
>>18363534serious answers please
the $800 backpack with a macbook pro in it
A desperate attempt to craft an image of a lifestyle so obviously fake and LARPy that it becomes a parody, completely revealing the wearer’s lack of authenticity and exposing them as a fraud.>"look at me I'm such a hecking masculine outdoorsman with my $200 imported denim, manly man boots, epic hecking flannel and RUGGED backpack"You just know this guy works a onions office job and then after work immediately comes home and watches Netflix while ordering Uber Eats to get some unhealthy goyslop stuffed in his fat face. He goes to some yuppie bar and orders Whiskey "neat" or gets some kind of "masculine" branded IPA or ale.On the weekend he goes "hiking" AKA walking half a mile to some tourist trap, getting his overweight girlfriend to take a picture of him in his hecking epic mountain man outfit so he can post it to his Instagram/Reddit/etc. , which he checks as obsessively as a woman does. Once he reaches the viewpoint of his "hike" he'll spend 30 seconds taking some pictures and then go back to staring at his phone.Meanwhile actual "outdoorsy" people would be wearing some fluorescent Gore-Tex jacket and lightweight cargo pants or something
>>18363566don't forget the bluetooth speakers, his hobo beard, onions glasses and eyes that scream LSD
>>18363531>skinny jeans
>>18363531>jeans>timbs >pants over boots>brand new flannel shirt >some gay backpack None of this stuff is suitable for the woods. This guy is simply larping. I'm not even a hiker or anything, I just forage a couple of days a year
the $800 backpack with a copy of starting strength in it
>>18363566>A desperate attempt to craft an image of a lifestyle so obviously fake and LARPy that it becomes a parody, completely revealing the wearer’s lack of authenticity and exposing them as a fraud.used to work at filson around the transition from outfitter to redditor owned. they market heavily to the reddit ipad latte crowd but they failed to capture that market (its why they're doing bad rn) so the majority of customers are actually the crusty boomer and gen x aged guys who are really into outdoors shit and a holdover from back when they were a serious american outfitter.so in reality the phenomena you're raging about hardly even exists. >Meanwhile actual "outdoorsy" people would be wearing some fluorescent Gore-Tex jacket and lightweight cargo pants or somethingnot really, and the statement shows your idea of the scope of what outdoor activity entails is really narrow from lack of experience. you're only thinking of backpackers. there's more things people do outdoors, and also people who do labor outdoors whether for a job, homesteading, or for fun.
>>18364145they're desperate for a new market because their actual customers are getting old.
>>18363531Everything looks both cheap and new
>>18363566>Meanwhile actual "outdoorsy" people would be wearing some fluorescent Gore-Tex jacketlmao accurate, the best skiiers wear the worst mismatch of bright colors imaginable
>>18364481Hunters and fishers don't unless required by law though.
>>18364463Thanks
The only possible way for this to become onions is if the climate is frost free and the soil becomes well drained (loamy). Onions beans also need a lot of sunlight and space, which means those trees need to go. I doubt pic rel is a warm enough climate though.
>>18364914>On*onsGod fucking damn you! Obviously those rwquire totally different conditions.
>>18363531Tight jeans. But other than that nothing.
Tight jeans. Flannel is too long and pattern is blatant hipster core. Not that bad of a fit
>>18363531skinny jeansoverpriced vegan backpackwearing work boots out hikingpoly flannelprobably a tog brono head wearI mean, did you even look at the picture?
>>18364999Some of these are just gay rules you made up, or your own headcanon. What if it's a wool flannel and a veg tan leather and canvas backpack?
the superficial copying of what a suburban manchild thinks an outdoorsman is.
>>18364999slim fit is not skinny you retard. you lived through the skinny jean fad you should know the difference.
>>18363531I don't know. Just looks like a guy with a flannel shirt, jeans, boots, and a backpack. Maybe the jeans might be uncomfortable for hiking? I don't hike myself so I can't really answer. Why do you think it's bad, OP?
>>18364914I just say goybeans since the filter started.
>>18365098his obesity bloating out his skinnies doesn't make them slim fit. stay mad as hell.
>>18365278>completely worthless redditoid replydon't talk. thanks.
>>18363531Those gay little tight pants. What kind of a man wears pants that tight? Do these fags even have any balls between their legs? I've tried wearing skinny and even slim fit jeans and I just can't wear them for more than a few minutes. They crush my balls and it always feels as if they're going to herniate.
>>18365759This is why I wear basketball shorts with no underwear
>>18363531>skinny jeans>timbs>laptop backpack none of those things are suitable for the outdoors.
>>18363531>it's not worn, indicating it is a costume for vary sparsely attended events >it's always red flannel on blue jeans, the cardboard cut out of a lumbersexual batista >pants are too slim, the people who live the lifestyle he's trying to replicate do not have their pants thay slim for a reason. Him not knowing the reason further indicates that it is a dishonest costume.
