upgraded my outfit with lip gloss (not very pronounced, might switch to lipstick), bracelet and these super tight shorts that are not elastic, so I needed to lose 2 kg (4.4 lb) so I wear them. lots of football hooligans loved it on the cl final eve
buttery smooth
boy whenever you post this stupid shit i can't wait for mwahnon to chew the shit out of you. i'd much rather have a sexy tranny than an ugly crossie
>>18711183twin your face looks like a 55 yo homeless mans
>>18711478Worse. I'd say his face looks straight up elderly actually. 60+. Add just exactly one more wrinkle or two and then you have it.
>>18711183Here's the attention you ordered, pervert.I know your whole fetish revolves around emasculation but you'll always be a manly sissy fetishist, no one sees you as some kind of androgynous feminine person. But you know that, you love being an embarrassment.How long will you still be doing this? We might be the exact same age but you look like you'd be my father, will you keep this up until you upgrade to the Bryon Noem FF silicone tits and pink frilly panties?
greg > mwahhon
>>18711183YO, anyone able to identify the city/location this photo is from? I'm going to find this guy and stab him in the neck, and I'm 100% serious. Looks like Europe somewhere?
>>18711922It’s Budapest Hungary.
>>18711922the exact location of the photo:https://www.google.com/maps/@47.498219,19.0505584,3a,75y,358.8h,86.93t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sv90JDCb-Aw9Fr7DrvaWkGQ!2e0!6shttps:%2F%2Fstreetviewpixels-pa.googleapis.com%2Fv1%2Fthumbnail%3Fcb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile%26w%3D900%26h%3D600%26pitch%3D3.0671771928285523%26panoid%3Dv90JDCb-Aw9Fr7DrvaWkGQ%26yaw%3D358.804203562313!7i16384!8i8192?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI2MDUyNy4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3Da few meters further up, as I see there's no street view in this stretch
>>18711934Are you giving him your own coordinates so that he stabs you? You want him to rape you?
>>18711937those are not my coordinates, that's the place where this pic was taken
>>18711941That dudes gonna find you and fuck your ass.
>>18711959in that case I just wish he has neither too small nor too huge dick
>>18711959>>18711937Are you retarded? It's just a random anon that found the location
>>18711968I wonder how a random anin would find that location, even someone from Budapest, without any obvious clues in the picture, also, why do you suppose OP (me) not hanging around?
>>18711968No, that’s OP. He has a fetish where he wants someone to track him down and butt fuck him.
>>18711974no one is going to track me down but it's true, I like getting butt fucked
>>18711980I wish Victor Orban, Robert Fico, Putin, etc were the actual Fascists that CNN calls them so freakish guys like you would be sent to a slave labor camp.
>>18711983a sex slave labor camp maybe?
>>18711865ah yes mwahnon. kill this nigga with words. kill this nigga with fuckin' words! he deserves it! greg's in his 30s but looks like a fucking grandpa. why the hell is he always wearing his granddaughter's clothes anyway?>>18711909hell no. i'm just looking for the day some based homophobes knocks greg the fuck out while he's out there walking with his "buttery smooth legs" as people call it
>>18711183I know you enjoy being degraded but I'll tell you this anyway just so you're aware: you are worthless. Absolutely worthless. You really need to get a fucking life. Even by 4chan standards you somehow manage to be one of the worst users on here. Just posting your fetish shit on here for at least a decade minimum and I don't think a single person has ever been turned on by you. And with good reason. You're ugly as fuck. Like others said your face looks like that of a 55 or 60+ year old homeless elderly man. And yeah. That's all. If you ever kill yourself one day because of all these comments degrading you I won't even feel sad about it and I doubt others will.
>>18711922Don't do it
>>18712284aw man you missed the chance for the perfect parody copypasta!Listen here little fag Smooth Legs Greg. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments...and you totally deserve it. Let me just say, you are absolutely worthless in every way. You hear me fag? WORTHLESS. I highly doubt you'll ever change. You deserve anything and everything bad that comes your way. I hope you don't stay safe out there for much longer and finally get what you deserve, Smooth Legs Greg. Cheers.
Greg on the front page.
>>18711922>Anon stabs smooth legs Greg in the neck>Smooth legs Greg dies>Nothing of value was lost in this world
>>18712296no! get out of here with that! >>18711922*chanting* do it! do it! do it! do it! DO IT! DO IT!
>>18712299well we'd lose all these fun videoshttps://youtu.be/HkzrhzfPCXM
>>18712310so glad someone mentioned that! his "youtube channel" (if it can even be called that) may currently only have 41 subscribers and his most popular video only 881 views but for me the funny part of the videos is the looks people give him. they just sort of turn their heads and give a look that says "who the hell is that freak?" i certainly would look and laugh and point it out to my friends or family or whoever i was hanging out with that day
>>18712310>Good to know you have a YouTube Greg. Lookin' as buttery smooth as always. Saw some ladies in short shorts and miniskirts/minidresses in the video but you be out here making them all look like literal nuns.LOL he ain't wrong. i live in a college town and believe me the girls around here are complete and total sluts especially with shit like tiktok and onlyfans making it even easier for them to post their sluttiness online and also make money off of it but greg somehow manages to outslut them all
>>18711183You should oil up before walking.
>>18712387i like the way you think! to make him extra smooth and slippery and buttery! you go and touch his legs and your hands just slip right off because they're so slippery and smooth and buttery!
>>18711922No, not in the neck. Stab him 100 times in each leg. Stab him deep. His buttery smooth legs seem to be his pride and joy. We'll see if he'll still want to show them off if they're bloody and covered in scars. If you ask me that's 100x more satisfying than just stabbing him in the neck. The emotional damage alone will be worth it.
>>18712531at that point why not just saw both his legs off? lol
>>18711922>>18712299>>18712531>>18712548damn is the direction greg expected his post to take? is he fine with this? i know he likes being degraded but does he wanna be maimed and murdered too?
>>18712564I'm pretty sure he still gets off to that
>ywn slide your cock in between greg's buttery smooth thighswhy live?
>>18712574>and cum between them
>>18711266>>18711865The Mwahon vs Greg fight is astroturfed as fuck. It’s just one guy having a one sided spat hurling insults at Greg. Greg gets off on being insulted and humiliated. He likes it when you do that.
>>18712564not especially but what can I do?
>>18712387I'm oiled up enough, I use castor oil + aloe vera mix every morning and evening on wet skin, that's enough
>>18712589that's not what astroturfed means but I get what you're sayinghe does post these threads all the time specifically to be made fun of and making fun of him means nothing at the end of the daythis is essentially one of the reasons why I hate men, perverts like these
>>18712713>this is essentially one of the reasons why I hate menno offense but if you hate men then 4chan is the literal LAST place on the internet you should be at lol. while most places on the internet are leaning male they are usually at least somewhat 90% male to 10% female or something like that but 4chan is basically 99.99999% male. the closest thing to females you get on 4chan are trannies but no actual cis women
>>18712589I'm on team Mwahnon's side every time. Greg is ugly as hell. I know he gets off on this but I hope one day Greg commits suicide.
>>18712997It’s hardly a “side.” It’s one ugly as fuck gay grandpa acting like a retard on purpose while some other guy rages at him in Tl;Dr posts like last thread. Honestly that one pic of Greg butt ass naked sucking a dildo should have killed these threads. Just post a censored pic of that any time Greg makes a thread
>>18712997>>>/soc/35060743
>>18712998Why do I feel like you typed all that with a straight face like it was a completely normal sentence? This shit is fucking GOLD. It's so stupid and pathetic that it becomes hilarious. I bet that if Mwahnon's and Greg's interactions were posted on some other place such as Reddit or on YouTube (obviously with any NSFW pics censored) they would get millions of views and people would find it hilarious. Similar to that one comment section on YouTube which I unfortunately forgot the name of but it was about these retards on a Paper Mario OST video or something like that of all things where these guys in the comments apparently had the "longest YouTube comment section argument ever" or something like that. Where at first it was just one guy being an asshole for no reason and a few other people calling him out but suddenly everyone became assholes and began calling each other shit like "my little maggot."If that shit made comedy gold and got millions of views I don't see why this shit can't.
>>18713002.............>>18711922this guy is right. i think we're gonna have to kill this guy
>>18713010That pic should be defacto posted just any time you see a Greg post.
>>18713010Greg claims to have even more photos like that posted around the web but we have to find them all like Easter eggs.
>>18713025>like Easter eggsvomit filled easter eggs you mean
>>18713019That's actually an amazing idea! Problem is I don't wanna save that on my computer. Not even as a joke. Please someone else do it!
>>18712985yeahI come here to hate menI sometimes go on /pol/
>>18713066oh if you come on here just to hate men then 4chan is probably the best place on the internet for that. only things i saw come close are some subreddits, some youtube comment sections, sometimes tiktok, sometimes twitter, etc...but usually not as bad as 4chan still (with occasional exceptions of course)
>>18713034I made this for you in MS paint. I hope you like it. It fits board censorship requirements and is extremely liberal with covering the modest package.
>>18713070Oooh very nice actually!
>>18713072>>>18713071
>>18713073good job
*sigh* too much of smooth legs greg and not enough of mwahnon's ass pics and face pics combos... *sigh* what a lame world we live in...
>>18711183>>>/co/154007868blossomfag from /co/ was offended from being compared to youif you don't know blossomfag is a pedo who is obsessed with fictional characters who are minors, mainly blossom from the powerpuff girls like his nickname suggests. he tries to turn every single discussion into his fetish and has been doing so for yearsi compared him to you because both of you are irredeemable freaks and he got offendedi wonder if you get offended when i compare you to him
>>18711183anyone else feel the urge to kidnap him and slather minoxidil all over his legs?"smooth" legs greg no more but now HAIRY legs greg
>>18713070>>18713073aw man the other thread made on here using that censored pic got deleted...
>>18713151I'm not posting myself in a disgusting thread with fetishists in it sorry sweetie
>>18713440honestly? great callbut i wasn't referring to this thread in specific. just all of /fa/ in general. smooth legs greg posts his shit literally every single day and on other boards too not just /fa/ and we're forced to look at his ugly face in the catalogmeanwhile you and the very few other attractive 4chan users barely post anythingi'm so tired of seeing smooth legs greg. i'd rather see literally anyone else. even cecil at this point
>>18713448that's because I don't need to post myself on here, unlike him I'm not desperate for attention and he posts on 4chan because it gets him hard to be insulted, same reason why he grew out his hairno normal person get's fully naked on a public trail and kneels on the rocky asphalt with a dildo in their mouth
>>18713451>unlike him I'm not desperate for attentionNot who you were replying to but some time ago wasn't there a thread where you posted a pic of your ass and more than half the thread was just gooning and cooming to you? It was actually somewhat impressive how easily your ass took control of all the anons.
>>18713459yes but that's because I do that whenever I want, not on command uwulike I said, I don't post that often and usually only post face to remind people that trans women can be pretty, despite incel propaganda
>>18713461>yes but that's because I do that whenever I wantProbably how most people should approach life honestly. Just do what you want as long as it's not harming anyone else.
>>18713462>Just do what you want as long as it's not harming anyone else.tell that to men like >>18713070 who can't help but making their fetishes public
>>18713464Well technically he is harming others by making his fetishes public. He may not physically be hurting anyone but it makes people uncomfortable and is pretty much rape for the eyes to look at. He's harming people psychologically instead of physically but it still counts 100% either way.
>>18713467forcing people who did not consent to see your junk sexual assault and it's the reason why I screenshot accounts on Grindr and send it to my friend's groupchat so that we can all laugh at themcis women have no idea how disgusting cis men are with us
>>18713468That's all so true. I used to know a guy from college who liked to freeball in some really loose and wide light colored short shorts and whenever he went out in public he would keep crossing and uncrossing his legs so that people could see his dick and balls fall out of the leg holes. He said it was exciting to do it while at the same time avoiding flashing in the same directions as kids and parents and that the risk of kids or parents almost catching him but not quite filled him with adrenaline and he loved it. Casual sexual assault right there as well as potential pedophilia. About equal or worse to Greg. Needless to say I didn't hang out with him for long.
>>18713471wtf. this applies to women and miniskirts/minidresses too not just guys in short shorts but if you're gonna go commando at least make sure you're not flashing anyone! that's like the number one rule!
