>>74075389
>never letting him make a social media account on any platform
Don't do that. It's literally impossible to get laid if you don't have instagram, snap and facebook

>>74075398
I got laid without it and the negatives outweigh the positives a million to one. Not to mention social media makes people retarded (more retarded than they already are)

Baby led weaning
That way you'll make sure he'll eat almost anything and start developing a strong jaw and increase the chances of his mouth developing correctly.

I'll be lurking since I have my 2 month sleeping by my side right now.

>>74075398
> needing social media to get laid

>>74075389
vitamin D and K from animal fats unless you want a chinlet

>>74075408
Also, make sure you're fit yourself, a role model but also an objective to conquer, make your child want to be better than you.
Get him involved with your activities, a good fatherly figure is the most important thing when it comes to preventing deranged behavior such as trannyism.

>>74075411
>not using social media to get laid
>nerfing yourself for no good reason

>>74075389

rough and tumble play
very important to prevent gayness

>>74075417
Social media is literally proven to rot your brain, why would you want that for your children.

>>74075389
Introduce him to 4chan and liveleak at the age of 12

>>74075421
>blah blah blah
Social media is literally built for advertisement and posting jetskis and travels literally gets you free pussy

>>74075417
Maybe minimal presence for DMing sluts but constantly logging onto social media is bad for your mental health long term

>>74075389
A diet high in crunchy foods to develop a proper jaw and not end up with wisdom teeth crashing the party.
>get him into sports young
>get him into weightlifting as a teen
On top of these, give a lot of opportunities to try things out and support his interest in hobbies. Having him try a variety of sports and find what he enjoys the most will be better than just forcing him to go to one or a few of the same ones relentlessly.

>>74075389
>>74075408
this, also don't feed him anything anything he doesn't like or spits out, wean him on meat and eggs, replace mother's milk with raw sheep milk, no pacifier.
also
>sunmaxx him
>avoid emf exposure
>grounding
>vivobarefoot kid shoes for feet gains right away
training
>climbing/hanging as a toddler
>running (sprinting)
>throwing
>swimming
do that and he'll have all human basic movements, then let him pick something he likes and add weights for compensating sport specialization
glhf, about to be a father myself, can't wait.
>WAGMI

>>74075389
Move to the sticks.
Clean food. Clean water. Clean air.
Safer. No niggers. Diversity quota low. Saner population. Natural law. Physical work. Removal from sodomite degeneracy.
I wouldn't raise a child the city if someone gave me a million bucks a year.
My eldest son is now living in his own place with his highschool sweetheart. Shit that would never have happened if I lived in Babylon.

>>74075389
>never letting him make a social media account on any platform
You will make him a social outcast with no way to reach him. Do NOT do that. Deleting my social media in my early 20s was one of my biggest mistakes. Good luck restarting a social media account at 28 when most of your friends have moved on.
Girls ALWAYS ask for insta. They check guys out through insta. What you do is help him make a nice curated social media profile with good photos, doing all the hobbies and shit. He will swim in puss.

>>74075442
> move to the sticks
> get hooked on meth
> become insulated obese reactionary chud easily manipulated by Fox News rage porn

Don’t do this Op

>>74075421
>Social media is literally proven to rot your brain, why would you want that for your children.

Cat's out of the bag. Minimal use; none of blessed. Reality is inevitability. Rather than arbitrary denial, maximize it's value while using "as little as possible".

That being said, many normies use FB/IG as a legitimate store of memories. To be quite honest, it is very useful for obfuscating your identity and true character.

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>>74075389
forget all this chud gibbering about social media, vitamins, gym etc.

First and foremost - help him become a functional and autonomous human. Spend time with him - like a lot. Play, lot's of outdoors, socialising with other valuable people.
Don't shout (it's going to be hard). The little guy will lose his shit all the time - help him calm down, don't punish, lead.
Show him how a functioning and loving relationship with a woman looks like.
The most damage you can do is to fuck him up in the early years by not taking care of the most basic needs and giving bad example (like our parents did - thus we are here on 4chan).

The rest will follow - I believe in you and your family anon!

>>74075398
>sex is thebkost important thing
Reorder your priorities.

>>74075457
good nutrition is a basic need. malnourished kids are retarded. probably why you are here

>>74075389
>Wat do to make my son a chad?
A good first step is to ask for advice from good fathers you know irl rather than a bunch of childless gymrats

>>74075443
I'm 32 with no social media and my social life is completely fine. Also women never ask for any of my accounts.

>>74075389
Is that thing coming out of her pussy??

>>74075447
>insulated obese reactionary chud easily manipulated by Fox News rage porn
You will never be a woman

>>74075477
I dont think so, looks like a caesarian birth.

>>74075477
No, thats a c-section

>>74075474
That's because women that do use insta curve you silently, they don't know you exist.
Couple of times girls in social settings asked my socials and when I said I had non their eyebrows went up. It's weird.
And that's in eastern europe, I imagine its 10x worse in the west.

You don't have to overindulge in social media, a profile with like 20ish pics of you traveling, doing stuff, friends and family and around 100-200 followers will do the trick, you need nothing more. It's just a way to make a first impression and a way to reach you easily.

>>74075479
You will never have a trad wife

>>74075491
Also many younger women, 20-25 send memes on instagram as a way of flirting.
You dont even have to respond with anything deep or interesting. The fact that you indulge them and pretend they are funny makes you seem "fun" and have a "good sense of humour".
They will randomly send you shit just to get your attention, if a girl starts sending you memes randomly, she is down to fuck, she is thinking about you.

>>74075477
lmfao

>>74075403
I got off social media and my mental state improved 10x bc I stopped caring what my peers were doing with their lives. I didn't think I was affected by all the neuroticism that was being said to be caused by social media, until I got off it

>>74075520
This. Not constantly logging onto social did wonders for my mental health. It’s really not worth any possible female attention

>>74075520
I mean if you are a mentally ill loser who gets affected by social media like that sure. It's better you stay off it.
For most sane people who genuinely don't care and use it as a messenger/dating app with pictures it's a different story.

I never get people like you who say their mental collapses because of socials, like how do you care so much ? I feel numb to that shit and realize its just highlight reel of their life, not their day to day.

>>74075389
Don't force specific activities, it'll just make him resent you and them. Try tons of stuff, find things he's into, and have him do those instead. If he loves soccer and crochet rather than lifting and carpentry, just let him do those things, and he'll be much more successful. It's better to have him doing "something athletic" or "something creative" than any specific activity.
You can probably let him have social media and a phone, but it's a good idea to delay it as much as possible. Flip phone until high school and no social media before 16 would be ideal, but that's tough. Definitely keep it limited in early development at least. Gen alpha's brains are fucking cooked from all the screen time in their early years.
I'm sure you have it in mind already, based on the hunting, but I'd also add only feeding him real food. "Pick it, grow it, kill it" is a great rule of thumb.

Don't give in when they are begging for something, be very strict about that. It helps for them to get disciplined and wanting to be able to take care of themselves.

Hopefully tiktok is fully banned and nothing worse has appeared.
Don't let it fall into watching e-celebs early on, they will have more impact on the child than you ever will if it gets too deep.
Don't let the school indocrinate it either, before you know it the kid is gay and selling his ass to older men.

Honestly, worst timeline to raise a child. Even having your wife die from childbirth and child starving to death during the ice cold winter would be more merciful.

>>74075389
Teach him that masculinity is toxic
His job is to be a good ally to women and transfolk (and if he has white privilege, to minorities too)
Best get him on adhd meds as soon as possible to make life easier for his teachers
Spend quality time together enjoying the classics like Black Panther and Wonder Woman: 1984 and allow the conversation to naturally lead to how the characters portrayed are superior to him
Reading is power, so be regular attendees and advocates at your local Drag Queen Story event!
You want him to be healthy, right? Get his three core Pfizer jabs (and seven boosters) scheduled
Since you made the irresponsible decision to add to the overpopulation and climate crisis in the West, at least consider offsetting this by matching your childcare costs dollar for dollar with ongoing sponsorship of a family in a developing nation (or better yet, host a family of immigrants!)

>>74075520
Real. My life improved drastically after getting off of SM
>>74075532
By the way you type, you're definitely under the influence of social media brainrot and don't even know it (lol!), most "sane" people as you put it are also brainrotted, except it's considered socially acceptable.

>>74075440
>>avoid emf exposure
Interesting... can you recommend a good emf shield for iPad? Don't want Junior to miss out on his pajeet AI YouTube reality surrogate shows. Thanks!

Not a bad list, OP, but you forgot the most important factor for raising the healthiest child possible, one that is also irreversible, unlike many other factors - no childhood vaccines.

>>74075398
Do zoomers really?

>>74075593
What is this brainrot you speak of? Just log off if you are feeling neurotic simple

>>74075389
Nurture his interests even if they don’t appeal to you directly. It may surprise you how a seemingly trivial hobby in his childhood develops into something significant in adulthood.

I read about a doctor who gave his sons HGH on the sly so they would be Chads. It worked too. His kids were both like 6'3"+ while he was a 5'8" manlet.

>>74075754
based

>>74075389
Be extremely hard on him and punish him out of anger, but ensure he is well educated and humble, get him into sports and take him sailing. Ensure he has a love for the sea, classical Greece, and possesses a lamenting spirit. These things will make a great man whom you will enjoy watching go through life.

What I have said is not for turning him into a model citizen or someone who succeeds in school or business (those are more natural) it is for turning him into an undeniably good man who is larger than life and a pillar of strength and wisdom to all those who know him.

>>74075411
Yes? If you’re having sex under 25 you NEED social media. Girls will in person ghost you if they can’t find your ig.
>but not me
Firstly I don’t believe you.
Secondly, you’re probably a boomer.

>>74075398
>Bro my son needs to fuck random thots this is the most important thing bro!

>>74075491
>women that do use insta curve you silently
My ex of 7 years used insta so youre wrong about that.
Every woman who rejects me because I dont use social media is a bullet dodged if you ask me.
>I imagine its 10x worse in the west
As someone who lives in the west and has family in eastern europe I would say its actually the opposite. But its hard to judge, I dont spend a lot of time there.
The only women who really care about that stuff are vapid whores, university educated women are often actually kind of embarassed about their social media useage.

>>74075784
>treat your kid like a beaten dog
>expect him to become the alpha wolf

>>74075442
The only real solution to naturally prevent 90% or the maladies we wouldn’t wish upon our worst enemys’ children

>>74075447
YWNBARW

>>74075784
I'm glad you'll never have children because you're just going to make them into gigantic faggots

>>74075826
You will never have a trad wife

Lots of mental illness on display in this thread.
Some from the OP, some from the faggots replying to him.

>>74075887
op here. what mental illness did i display in my post?

>>74075389
>cesarian section

>>74075389
Calisthenics too

>>74075909
Dont let your kid be born by c-section

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>>74075921
its increasingly common

>>74075933
1. its literally just a random picture, has nothing to do with me
2. why?

>>74075389
Not asking for advice on the most mentally ill website on the internet for starters.
99% of people in this board doesn't even lift, let alone will ever have any feasible advice on having children.
The fact you claim that you're going to be a father while still browsing this shithole makes me worry for the little guy. Please get off this place immediately so you can actually mentally make it too.
There's nothing good about this website in [current year], and you should have realized that upon achieving normalfaggotry.

>>74075935
So?
Doesnt mean its a good thing
Its increasingly common due to the fact we refuse to let weak people with bad genes die

>>74075939
Because kids should be born naturally.
Also, dont let your wife be on her back during birth, she should be on all fours, its healthier for the muscles

>>74075961
im confused. its increasingly common in high income countries (aka White countries, and its extremely rare in nigger countries. Since Whites are the masterrace, that means what you just said is retarded and wrong

>>74075944
>99% of people in this board doesn't even lift
This is true, painfully true

>>74075976
Our technology has led us to hubris and weakness

Homeschool. Adequate omega 3, prenatally too.

>>74075961
>bad genes
sometimes babies just wiggle their dumb asses into breech position
(which isn't genetic)

>>74076148
This doesn't require a caesarean. Me and my sister were both born with our ass out, just fine.
It's unironically mostly mothers and doctors being retards.

>>74075389
agree with all but unfortunately normlfags have rigged the entire system so that you NEED some form of social media presence or they’ll think you’re “weird” and subsequently create entire fanfictions about you in their head. i’ve seen it happen and experienced it myself. i fucking hate the average person and i genuinely mean that. i dont want to sound like a moody teenager that just got rejected by a girl. i can’t stand interacting with people by default. i yearn so bad for solitude sometimes that i wonder if i should just commit a crime to get locked up or something.

>>74075389
>le heckin woodworking manly father #22198611
Surefire way to make your son a strung out junkie the millisecond he hits his rebellious phase.

>>74075450
my girlfriend does this. she almost lets her mood get dictated by her snapchat memories. i prefer my mood swings the way god intended, drunk and alone.

>>74076163
you're either talking out of your ass, or you were much smaller from being born prematurely, or your mother still got all sliced and stitched down there (perineal tear)

>bored toddler in the summer
>take him outside
>start filling unbreakable vessels with water and bringing them to him
>buckets, tupperware, washed old takeout containers, coffee cans
>throw some funnels, ladles, bath toys in there
>he's good to tool around with that for hours as I garden, mow, and grill

>>74075389
Just be ultra rich
Everyone wants to be friends with the rich kid

>>74075389
carnivore
exercise
fighting

>>74076328
I forgot breast feeding

>>74075389
Did you get him cut

>>74075458
It objectively is
Sex is literally the only single biological imperative we have
Keep coping incel, you failed at literally the only job life gave you

>>74075389
make sure they won't cut the umbilical cord before everything transfers to the baby from the womb

>>74076450
Lol no. REPRODUCTION is the only biological imperative we have. Having sterile, non-reproductive sex with mentally ill whores you find online does not help you with that. You are wearing a condom. She is on birth control. Even if, somehow, you were to get her pregnant she would abort in a heartbeat. In other words, you are a genetic dead end leading a hollow life comprised of temporary pleasures to occupy yourself with until you die alone. The winner of this game is the extremely fundamentalist Christian who grew up in a sect that believes contraception is evil and hasn't had sex with any woman except the one he married at 18 and has 12 kids with.

>>74075477
No its the chest burster scene from Alien

>>74075443
Funny. I deleted my socials in my early 20s and got more ass than I ever did prior. Sounds like you just fucking suck. Meanwhile it gave me more free time to lift and do interesting shit which made girls like me even more than previous .

>>74075970
Also deny her painkillers, they're not natural

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>>74075389
>have first sexy times with older short-term gf
>go down on her
>she insists I stick it in
>no condoms used
>completion
>repeat 3 more times
>before leaving, ask "u on birth control right?"
>"no."
>"do you believe in abortion?"
>"no it is evil."
>aneurysm
>get her plan b
>proceed to have unprotected sexy times 2 more times that night after pill taken
>find out days later that these 2 more times were not safe
>won't know if she is preggo for 3 more weeks
>she's making plans for me to visit and meet her family
Anons I can't sleep.

All that just for him to end up a zogged out tranny that hates you, lol

>>74075389
Chads are distinguished by their genetics, you can give him HGH during puberty but he'll most likely end up a bumbling retard like Trumps son who looks like can't even walk straight and who knows how else his endocrine is gonna get fucked up from that.

Make sure he does Chad sports and has Chad friends. Emphasize the importance of STEM education, networking, and getting internships

>>74075389
make him lift weights
homeschool

>>74075389
No ipads. No smartphones. Get him a basic phone if he needs it for work and let him pay the monthly. Don't let him have his own computer in his room. Just have a family computer in the living room that he needs the password from you in order to use. Tell him bible stories, especially the ones that make Jews out to be pure evil (so most of them after Genesis).

>>74076511
>REPRODUCTION is the only biological imperative we have
Animals fight to the death to coom. They don't know it leads to reproduction

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>>74076540
That is the fate of all wageslaving jestermaxxers

>>74076744
Animals also fight to the death to protect their offspring.

>>74076802
To the death? no. But they do fight i'll give you that. But they also eat their dead offspring

>>74076865
>>74076802
Especially not the males, the males fight to the death to coom and then dip. The females will fight off predators bu will prioritize themselves as they can still get pregnant with more.

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>>74075389
Get him some gymnastic rings to fuck around on

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>>74076884
its so fkn over

>>74076884
That's sweet.

>>74075389
>get him into weightlifting as a teen
Manlet
>never letting him make a social media account on any platform
Weirdo nerd
>force him to learn a basic skill like woodworking whether he likes it or not
Dope smoking blacked addict out of rebellion
The rest is ok.

>>74075389
>get him into weightlifting as a teen
>not circumcising
>never letting him make a social media account on any platform
>force him to learn a basic skill like woodworking whether he likes it or not
>will take him hunting and hiking

this is stupid alpha/chud twitter crap; just fucing be there and be good role model

>>74076972
>>74076973
Seethe

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Conceiving a child proper consists of both parents being in optimal physical health especially the father whose seed takes 75 days to fully mature. The mother must take on the job to ensure that anything consumed is of utmost purity for whatever she consumes so does the baby. Lastly a proper birth where no pain killers, antibiotics or vaccinations are used alongside proper cutting of the umbilical cord is necessary. That’s just the tip of the iceberg. Good luck bro. Hope you can show your baby as much love as possible

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>>74075389
First of all, my man: congrats to you and the mom.
Dad of a 16yo boy here.

>get him into sports young
Try it. But don't force him.
>get him into weightlifting as a teen
Be subtle, lot of teens don't like buffed physiques. Again: do not force him.
>not circumcising
Good call.
>never letting him make a social media account on any platform
Unironically, this is the hardest thing. The whole planet digs that shit. All of his friends will be on that. Just let him know about all the dangers, consequences and bad people around using it.
>force him to learn a basic skill like woodworking whether he likes it or not
This is cringe. Seriously. Did I mention not to force him into anything?
>will take him hunting and hiking
Nice.
>love him
Of course. You two are gonna be tied FOREVER.
>Anything else?
Let him make mistakes. Let him realize without you there to understand. Be his dad, not his friend. BE THERE.

>>74075389
Teach him girls ain't nothing to be scared of really early on.

>>74075784
Bro think he Odysseus :skull:

>>74077112
My toddler sees his female cousin of the same age about once or twice a week and they spend the entire play date wrassling like a pair of spider monkeys.
I'm hoping being close with her will help demystify grills.

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>>74075389
The chadest thing you can do for your son is to be a chad yourself

>>74076540
>unironically uses the term "sexy times"
>lacks fifth-grade understanding of how conception works
No one to blame but yourself.
Anyway, kids are awesome.
If you think you can love this woman try to make it work out.

>>74075389
Good luck forcing a teenager to do anything. They will do the opposite whether you like it or not and then resent you.

>>74076508
This is big. I'm also not an anti vaxxer by any stretch, but they are gonna try to get you to give him a vitamin k shot immediately after the birth, and if the placenta stays attached for even 20-30 minutes its completely unnecessary.
Your wife is gonna be completely out of it so it's gonna be on you to make sure they don't do anything to your kid that you don't want.

Lead by example and try to understand that children are a test. You have to make peace with him being different from you and weaker/stronger in some ways. And try to spend a lot of time with your son especially in puberty and after which will be very hard.

>>74075398
You need to be 18 to post here. Actual adults you meet in person don’t care about this

The biggest and most important thing is to spend time with him

>>74075504
How do you have an instagram if you have no life and friends? Isn't it mostly just pictures of your doing stuff?

>>74076884
the 6 months one had me cringing irl, that shit looked dangerous
but the progress over the years looks really sweet
damn I want to do something similar
but I feel like I'd be too much of a pussy to put my baby on extreme-ish situations

>>74075389
>force him to learn a basic skill like woodworking whether he likes it or not

Congratulations: you've found the fastest way to make your wife's boyfriend's son rebel against everything you stand for, including your bullshit plan to turn him into the star sports player you're too fat, short and stupid to ever be. You've got a far better chance of turning them into a gay art student than you do of turning them into a capable athlete if you go about it that way, retard.

>>74075961
No it's primarily because of unnecessary interventions in labor, starting with epidurals. They increase the likelihood of infection, stalling of labor, etc.
Most c-sections in current day are not truly needed.

>>74075939
The non-meme answer is that the kid might end up with a weaker immune system and lactose intolerance. The mother produces a nasty yoghurt of bacteria, including lactobacillus, in the vagina that the baby passes through during a normal birth.
My source is some pop science documentary years ago that I barely remember so take what I say with a grain of salt but bing for studies if you think it’s worthwhile.

>>74078051
My dad tried to get me into sports, lifting, shooting, hiking, fighting and pretty much everything you’d want your son to do but I just hated everything that felt like work and usually just felt like it was too hard.
I appreciate it now and especially the lifting part made it a lot easier for me to get fit once I finally got into it on my own in my late 20’s since I already knew all the basics.
Getting the kid into sports probably works if he makes friends there.
Friends shape kids more than parents do when they’re over maybe 10

>>74076179
how so?

>>74075389
Overcompensating for the shortcomings of your own childhood is how generations of dysfunctional retards have raised new dysfunctional retards. Your kid needs a good social life and a loving family that encourages him to be his best before anything as trivial as weightlifting is even considered.

Inject hgh into him

>>74075933
c-sections are sometimes necessary but there was a trend while gen-z was being born to do them electively

they also usually limit the max number of children a woman can have in her life

>>74075389
Force your bitch wife to breastfeed, at gunpoint if necessary. I wasn’t and my brothers (who were) are all 4-5” taller than me. FUCK YOU MOM

>>74075809
Dogs are weak because they are pampered. To be a wolf he must be treated like one.
>>74075836
I have two sons and they are on track to become like me except stronger and smarter and knowing what I knew before I knew it.
Not my fault your father made you an NPC.
>>74077144
I know what I am doing because I know what causes me to be the way I am. I like the way I am and my temperament and I want my sons to enjoy the same rise I did but to do it better, swifter, and more effectively.

>>74075389
Teach him good lessons. Your job is to pass him good life experience. Make sure he exhibits good virtues. Bravery. Industry. A healthy dose of humility. Curiosity. Temperance (so he’s not the type of person to chimp out). And so on.

>>74077965
Vitamin k shot is for circumcision to prevent them from bleeding out. Just avoid circumcision and keep the umbilical cord attached until it is gray and empty.

>>74077960
This. Quickest way to make a kid rebel is to become a tedious, moralising bore on a subject. You can be dead right on a subject but make it into a conflict and your kid will do the opposite just to exercise their autonomy. As a parent it's your job to pass on correct morals but show, don't tell. Model the correct behaviours yourself. Don't just preach or moralise.

>>74077980
Yeah, this is true.

Don't hold children to the standards of adults. And don't project your own weaknesses or failings onto your kids and try to succeed vicariously through them.

The above explains why I hate my father.

>>74075389
If you are chad your son (most likely) will be chad anon.

>>74075389
Look at that. It always amazes me that a fully formed baby pops out of a human organ. I don’t just mean the vagina, I mean the placenta. That baby was moving his hands and kicking before he was even born. Such a marvel of God.

>>74075440
My son does all that but without the hanging part. Guess it’s time to train him in the monkey bars.

>>74075491
Nah it’s actually a pretty Chad move to not use social media.

Creampie your wife every day so that your sperm covers and gives a test boost to the fetus. This only works while the baby is in the womb, do not jack off on the baby after it is born. It is too late then.

>>74079213
I was told it was to prevent brain bleeds.

>>74075389
>not circumcising
do u want him to get herpes?

>>74081618
juden, go

Love him unconditionally. Encourage him to do things he enjoys doing. Introduce him to a variety of experiences, opportunities, and even opinions. When he's a little older, challenge him to form and defend his own positions on different issues. There is no 'right' answer in these exercises, it's an opportunity to model respectful and thoughtful conversation, where you can impart your wisdom and perspective, but be receptive of his opinion as well. Respecting your son will go a long way in both building his self-confidence, making him someone worth of respect, and will go a long way in helping him respect you as well. Congratulations, anon.

I don't think I'll have a kid until I sort out my issues properly. I'm also destitute, and surrogacy is expensive. I'm also concerned that there may be complications with genetically modification beyond the content of the genes themselves (like damage to the chromosomes, poor expression, and various structural faults potentially induced through mechanical introduction of the material). Am I going about this wrong? I've been thinking about it a lot now that my roommate got knocked up by her husband.

Give him plenty of protein. It’ll make him more likely to get by in the cruel law of the jungle competition that kids put each other through.
That will make him more likely to have a successful social life and to be assertive rather than timid so he won’t miss the socialisation train that departs when they become teenagers. Falling behind at that age is disastrous.

>>74075443
Deleting social media was fine on the dating front for me. Even had 1 girl ask for my insta and I told her I deleted it. Still got laid. Social media is for women

>>74075389

Look within, OP. Candidly remind yourself of everything you know you should do, but you don't because you're anxious, bored, or tired. Those are the things you should do with your son. Help him grow up so he doesn't avoid what he has to do.

Nutrition and everything else matters, but don't use them as an excuse to avoid the real challenges.

>>74075389
>natural birth and natural placental explusion without oxytocin or premature clamping
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2799542/
>lots of meat and fish for the excellent protein and an egg a day for extra IQ gains
https://doi.org/10.1016/j.gfs.2021.100548
>breastfeeding until 4
>premastication
>avoid candy and sneed oils like the pest
>proper socialization
>LOTS of sun
>LOTS of sleep
>shoes with broad toeboxes, sandals and barefoot walking so that his posture doesn't get fucked up
>exercise but don't overtrain
>water filter
>make sure he is glycine, taurine and vitamin k maxxed
>be infinitely patient and provide guidance and discrimination

And watch this dude to become omega redpilled on nutrition:
https://www.youtube.com/@LTPottenger

>>74075443
I've never had social media. Social media is weird and retarded. Never had any problems.

Weighted baby clothing from day 1.

>>74075442
Based. How do I convince my wife to move to the sticks when she doesn't want to leave her family in the city?

>>74075389
Your son will hate you and turn into a raging homosexual.

>>74075442
Kids in the sticks have access to the same internet as everywhere else. Dems in Seattle might be crazy but they at least have a concept of "screen time." 90 IQ latch key kids in Montana never had a chance.
You'll find as many doughy non binary kids in trump country as you will anywhere.

>>74085551
>You'll find as many doughy non binary kids in trump country as you will anywhere.
Prove it.

>>74085586
This is going on right now in suburban Utah. Town of 20,000, in a red county.
>yeah but if I just get far away enough, it'll go away completely!
The internet is everywhere.

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>>74085691
Forgot pic

Congrats. Don't circumcise

>>74075389
Don't vax him, home school util high school, teach him a second language and how to play the piano.

>>74085691
Commifornians spread like the disease they are.

>>74085003
You are so pathetic that I almost feel sorry for you.

>>74075389
mk677 once he hits puberty

>>74075398
Lmao

>>74075398
Go outside, faggot

>>74075421
>high IQ people don't procreate
>why do you want brain rot
Well

>>74075984
...he said, using an internet-connected device to a room full of sociopathic DYELs

>>74077001
>you and your partner must literally do everything correctly and in the proper order or else you will give birth to a genetic failure who will be nothing but a burden on your family for the rest of your lives
this kind of shit is what terrifies me about trying to have children. why does everything have to be so extreme on this board?

>>74075408
>Baby led weaning
how do you, as a man, allow yourself to be lead by a babby?
shamefur

>>74075389
act like a chad with your decision making and the rest will follow through. I pray to god you never looked up on the internet "how to be a sigma male".
Most important is to love him unconditionally. No matter what. Good luck, Anon

>>74075389
Give him hgh and test to make his dick grow. I wish I didn’t have a pencil dick it’s a curse.

>>74086057
>why do anons deal in absolutes?
Unironically because they have asperger's
At the end of the day he's technically correct about having the best standards for natural childbirth and child rearing but shit will fall to the wayside- maybe your wife'll go a week past due date and need pitocin to induce, maybe he'll be breach and they'll have to slice your wife open to yoink him, maybe he'll gain weight slowly and need supplemental formula. Anons talk a big game but they wouldn't fucking stand there and say "Oh damn, I guess my son's a GENETIC WEAK LINK, we're gonna opt for you to crush his head with a big rock, doctor."
You should always try for the best, but then accept that it won't go totally perfectly.

>>74086415
Very true poast.

>>74075389
Whatever you do, don't be a laissez faire parent or think that just paying the bills is enough. Your kids will end up being strangers; cats in the cradle.

>>74084586
>breastfeeding until 4
By four your kid's talking in full sentences, reading, writing, peddling a bike, cutting a steak up with a fork and knife- it's no longer time for booba.

>>74076540
You should realize having sex with someone you wouldn’t want to start a family with is not worth it. It’s just feeding your ego and succumbing to the peer pressure of society, as if you must have meaningless sex with easy low quality women to be a successful man, this is the opposite of the truth, you must have standards for who the potential mother of your offspring will be.

>>74075389
give him hardship
throw him into a cage full of lions when he is 4 hours old. if he survives, he will be a champion

>>74075389
>>get him into weightlifting as a teen
Are you crazy?

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>>74076450
>>74075794
>>74077986
>>74085928
>>74085936
>Just condemn your son to be an to be incel dweeb bro its harmless

Dont let him be groomed by leftist democrats

>>74075532
Most people aren’t sane these days you dumbass. Nearly every young person is hooked on drugs just to function.

>>74087299
Or anybody
I've got my eye on library storytime troons, but know full well to keep another peeled for towel whipping peewee football coaches or anime loving basement libertarians.
Scum collects on all four corners of the political axis.

>>74075389
>>get him into weightlifting as a teen
Turns you into a manlet

>>74085697
who the fuck would ever be scared of a FURRY
they are the most dysgenic among us. even gamers look down on furries. they are the junkies of nerd culture, the outcasts of video game culture, the denizens of deviant art, the niggers of coomers.

>>74075389
He will do everything you do so he will go to 4chan if you continue

>>74075389
Be religious and conservative