Is cave diving fit?
>>74104572Based explorer pushing the limits of the unknown. And yes it must be fit you probably lose a ton of calories doing this, and imagine the test boost
>>74104686>>74104572>required to be a manlet to not get stuck
Nightmarish
>>74104572Not really. You have to be a skelly manlet for this hobby. t. entered caves before and couldn't fit where others did
>flood water rises Natural selection at its finest
>>74104689I'm 6'0 and I do cave diving, (beginner) but still, keep coping fat power tard
>>74104572/r/etarded
>>74104572No, it's a perverse form of assisted suicide. Fucking lunatics
>>74104572thrill-junkie bullshit for retards with a horrifying deathwish
>>74104572wtf do white people be looking for in them caves?
>>74104572That isn't cave diving. That's just caving.Note there is no dive gear and his head is above water.Non dive caving can also get pretty gnarly though.The appeal for the hardcore cavers is discovering new caves that no human has entered before. Pretty much everything above ground has already been discovered.
And yes, you do need to be fit. Caving can be exhausting.Not so much muscly and strong, but lots of endurance. Its very much a full body activity.
>>74104572 Golly that sure looks scary
>>74105029treasurehow do you think white people get money?
Big glutes can be an impediment to cave exploration. Slow down on the squats. The more you know
>>74104686>unknownThere's morning down there and if there were you could just see it with a drone or a long camera wire. Dumb cunts getting stuck under ground and then expect the world to come save them so they can get a national geographic special. Fuck off and become fertilizer.
>>74105092I'd like to explore her cave if you catch my drift
>>74105099anon that's a man
>>74105098Nothing down there*
>>74105104Even better
>>74105051>The appeal for the hardcore cavers is discovering new caves that no human has entered before. Pretty much everything above ground has already been discovered.Sounds based
>>74105029hoping they drown so they dont have to deal with blacks anymore
>>74105104>he doesn't know where he is
>>74104895lol eventually you will get stuck in a tiny crevice and start high pitched screaming like a little bitch, all that """"""high test"""""""""" will suddenly vanish as you begin to suffer some of the most terrible deaths possibleall cave raiders are fucking lunatics
>>74104572Too spooky for me.
>>74105685Lol
>>74107376t. fatass shitskin
>>74104686Imagine the cortisol boost. Great for cutting.
>>74104895Are you actually part of the NSS-CDS, or are you referring to regular caving as cave-diving?
>>74107376Get this: one day you will die. It wont be pretty. Some people like to LIVE, not just live.
>>74104572please tell me he tied a painful death
>>74105092My man is dangerously cheeked.
>>74107526Actually I plan on dying by a heroin OD
>>74105029They are looking for places that don't have niggers
No l, it's not fit at all. Where did you get such a stupid idea from?
>>74107376Found the nigger.>why do whypipo climb mountains and sheeet>why do whypipo camp outside and sheeet>why do whypipo explore caves and sheeet>why do whypipo go to Antartica and sheeet>why do whypipo go to space and sheeetIf it's remotely hard, you won't find niggers doing it.
>>74105092
>>74105051Dig a hole in your back yard and "discover" that, you're welcome
>>74104686>the unknownHow much you wanna bet I know he found rocks
>/fit/ has already forgotten about the Nutty Putty caveZoomers were a mistake
>>74107787We know we just don't care. Don't go down a slope head first.
>>74105092Glutes are actually very useful especially for vertical ascent.
>>74107528How do you tie a painful death? It's like a race?
>>74105029I know some people leave things to find. Like carved demon faces and whatnot that you have to spelunk to see. Pretty neat desu. Too horrifying for me tho
>>74107845Sure you do, like your modus operandi for the last decade wasn't>I was merely pretending to be retardedxbut then it turned out you actually fell for your own larp
>>74107869There are underground waterfalls and lakes.
>>74107401This is near my hometown. I've dove here. It's actually really easy to get to this sign. Like beginner divers are trained on scuba here all the time.
>>74107891Where is the sign located? I've seen so many pics of it, always was curious
>>74105104>anon that's a manThis is the first time someone has truthfully responded to another anon with this line.
Fit? Yes. But you can do thousands of other activities that are much safer and more efficient to become fit. >>74104686>pushing the limits of the unknownThere's nothing of practical value to be found in a cave. IRL isn't Minecraft.Spelunking is a legit suicidal activity. Very high risk/no tangible reward. Pic related.
>>74107909>>74107891It was a national campaign after people were dying. There are a lot of signs. It should be easy to find the sign. That's the point. Going past the sign is what not to do.
>>74107938That makes sense.
>>74107938Cavers see those signs as simply a challenge to go father. They have very little capacity to understand risk, and I've found many of them overestimate their skill and underestimate the likelihood of an accident out of their control.Someone should do a study comparing the average size of the prefrontal cortex of cavers vs. the general population.
>>74107855Yeah I bet something is vertically ascending in your pants right now you homo
>>74104572Congrats OP, his thread just outed most of fit as the lazy homeostatic brown third-worlders they are
>>74108006Third-worlders are always trying to maintain homeostasis, what a bunch of losers!
>>74107926>one guy out of thousands dies horriblyIt's a high risk activity!!!
>>74107926How the fuck did that red dude get all they way down there
>>74105104he got a nice assno homo
>>74108126Yes retard, an activity where you could possibly get stuck and die a slow, agonizing death with no chance of being rescued is high risk. Rescue teams can't just teleport deep into a cave if you happen to get injured. You can't call them on a cell phone.That guy probably also thought "that wouldn't happen to me!"
>>74104686>pushing the limits of the unknownThese faggots are only pushing themselves through holes in caves
>>74107926>nutty putty caveYeah that level was really hard in super mario
>>74108215Sounds like a skill issue.
>>74107926>low range of motionnot even once
>>74108239There's absolutely nothing stopping you from going into a cave if that's what you want to do. I don't care.
>>74107884Why would anyone care
>>74107926>Very high risk/no tangible reward.If you cannot comprehend the inherent Faustian drive to conquer something just because you can, you're officially getting your White card revoked.
>>74107526How is getting stuck in a shitty cave with nothing worth looking at living?
>>74108141kek
>>74107926>saddammaxxing for this
>>74104572it's nutty putty
>>74108420You don't know what Faustian means, midwit.
I like how his friend just stands there filming him drown instead of helping.
>>74107692You find all sorts of shit in caves, you just don't share it with the world. There are cryptids down there, drugs that let you see other dimensions, demons/spirits, ancient treasures, etc...
>>74108420I'm actually saving up for an Antartic adventure tour and getting fit with that in mind.This is an ad for the 1915 Ernest Shackleton Expedition. Despite losing their ship in the Weddell sea, all hands returned home alive and with most of their bits intact.They had to eat the dogs tho.
>>74105092Not true, actually. Because glutes can compress a lot, yet provide friction, they are awesome for climbing crevices. You can squeeze them through tight cracks, but the added friction against the walls keeps you from slipping.
I've had a phobia of cave flooding since I was a kid. I was at Mammoth cave on a boring normie tour in a gigantic cavern, and a surprise storm hit. It only took a few minutes to go from the tour guide deciding to turn us around to shin deep water with currents that made it legitimately hard to keep your footing.
>>74104572Im more of an elf than a dwarf tbqh. I lm long and tall, and enjoy being inna woods. Hunting and fishing are more based and there is more to find explore in the wildy.
>>74104572>>74105092>>74107884>>74107926Ted the Caver vibes, bros.Also, mandatory film: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0435625/
>>74104695This is the only thing I truly have a phobia of. I don't even like thinking about it, it makes me feel ill. Without a shred of exaggeration, if someone said they would pay me 1 trillion dollars to be in the situation in the OP webm I still wouldn't do it.
>>74108686>ted the caverkino story>>74107926you have no spirit within, KYS>>74104695agreed, although the more I think about it the more I want to try it too>>74104572did he died?>>74107376ooga booga you subhuman
>>74105092what the FUGG that's a man!?I'd rape his ass until the whole cave stinks
>>74108744>>74108420>>74107526Caving is nothing but spending your time in a dank dark hole surrounded by nothing but rocks. Boring as fuck, there's much more exciting things the world has to offer. If spending time in a dank dark hole excites you, you need to broaden your aspirations. I feel sorry for you, it seems like a depressing worldview you have.
>>74108805Rocks can be pretty cool
>>74107926>caving thread>nutty putty shitposting commencesit never takes long does it
>>74104572I would only do this surrounded by professionals in an area that's been earthquake free for 100 years, and even then I'd probably need someone to hold my handI would then use fake blood to draw pentagrams in the cave walls, as a present for the next round of explorers
>>74105029Faustian spirit, niggers wouldnt get it
>>74105099>>74105104it's a woman
>>74104686>Based explorer pushing the limits of the unknown. it's a fucking hole in the ground, retard.
>>74104572You're going to die down there bro. I like to watch people's scuba & cave diving death stories on the Scary Interesting youtube channel.
>>74105051>hardcore cavers is discovering new caves that no human has entered beforethese retards don't seem to understand that the only thing down there is your eventual death. No sea monsters, no treasure, no mermaids, no uncontacted civilizations, no oxygen, nothing.
>>74104700>You have to be a skelly manlet for this hobby.Oh shit, my calling has arrived
>>74107884>There are underground waterfalls and lakes.There are above ground waterfalls and lakes.
>>74111875but also no niggers.
>>74104895>I'm 6'0So you're 5'11 LARPing as 6'0 like all the other dyel manlets KEKkeep digging in the mud like a nigger for your daily adrenaline shot while I fuck zoomer whores, lil guy
We have /out/ for this
>>74107526>one day you will dieThen just kill yourself right now, faggot.>Some people like to LIVE>>"hell yeah son, I like to LIVE, and LIVING is about squeezing yourself through between two rocks while in panic modeAbsolutely hilarious how cringe you sound and without any self-awareness.
>>74108239>t. dyel retard sitting on 4chan instead of going cave diving
>>74108470ntabut there are generally two "Faustian"s so to saythere is the traditional/original (what you are likely referring to) that referred to the Faustian bargain, or trading with the devil for gain but ultimately curses etcand then there is the later "Faustian" from the Romantic period that had more to do with the impossibility of the infinite/pursuit of the infinite/the zenith of pleasure/existencethis is IIRC from my english lit course in collegeiirc, the Romantic Faust bargained for the zenith of happiness, believing he'd win due to that being impossible, or some such similar version
>>74111875>nothing
>>74112023w-what happens if you trip here?
>>74112023Neat.
>>74112025it would be very painful
>>74112006I'm the only one in this thread who posted a pic I took.
>>74108686read Jeff Long's "The Descent", idk if the movie is based on that (maybe loosely) but the book is spooky kino of the highest order
>>74112179you're a big guy
>>74112023Those crystal caves are cool as fuck. Crazy how hot it gets in there. Based explorers
>>74104572the ultimate IQ testImagine being so backwards that you need to get stuck in a cave so you can "feel alive"
>>74112023>W-WOAHHHHH CWIISTAWS!
>>74107667But they sure know how to make life difficult for them and everyone around. Weird.
>>74115017you must be over 18 to post here
>>74104572nah cuh why y'all yt mfs gotta be in caves an climbing mountains n shit dog y'all mfs really are cavemen s mh
So did he get out?
>>74104572how did he managed to survive that situation?
>>74107926Just came here to see if someone posted this. Cheers lol>>74108709Common sense.>>74107620Don't. It's apparently a terrible way to do. The sensation of paralyzed drowning complete with conscious panic. Unless that's what you're into, not my problem.>>74108482C'mon man! Think of the cool tiktok it would make hahaha>>74105685>>74107628>>74111964Heh
>>74115840your LARP is incredibly easy to noticeniggers make typos naturally and wouldn't put a ' before y in y'all it would look something like this>na cu why yall yt mgs gota bein cave and climin monutain nshit dog yall mf rly cavemann
>>74116073>Don't. It's apparently a terrible way to do. The sensation of paralyzed drowning complete with conscious panic. Unless that's what you're into, not my problem.Speaking to my cousin supposedly it's basically THE way that doctors kill themselves.If I was going to do it I'd defer to their best judgement
>>74116088Bro be thinking im black
>>74108827you know that you can dig to the rocks instead of getting stuck in the ground, right?
>>74111988kek based
>>74116101retard, lol. Have you ever felt it? have you ever been paralyzed and slowly felt life trickle out of you?
>>74107787Every zoomer in the world has watched some lame youtube video about nutty putty cave. what are you talking about
>>74116166NoI've also never been off my tits on heroin either
>>74104695I've jumped out of a plane more than any sane person would. I would not do this
>>74108482>standsHe probably didn't have space to turn around himself
>>74104572Did he made it?
>>74115017Yes. You depressed faggot.
>>74111964based
>>74108501Sounds like Dwarf Fortress. I'm staying the hell out.
>>74116477How about this?
>>74105092Popped a fat boner to this
>>74116443you wouldn't like it. Dying is a horrible thing.
>>74116942Like you would know faggot
>>74116955You're the faggot, faggot. Go garrote yourself instead, you fucking Blowfish
>>74117012kek, you got me
