achievable natty?
>>74113893nigga why do you post this garbage that has already been spammed here dozens of times. kill yourself
why is everything electrici hate iot
LOL MUST PUT LED TOUCH SCREEN ON EVERYTHING AHHHHHHHHH
Suicide inducing life
>>74113893thank god this isnt me
>>74113893pros about this vid:+ clean flat, good furniture+ good choice of shave length for his face, frame+ good cleaning robot+ has a job+ works out / has good body in perspective of populationnegs:- paris- french- toaster absolute meme- trash tier coffee automat- LED shits everywhere (toaster, bathroom)- mask LMAO- trash (protein?) smoothie- vidya- is french, in franceworst of all:>a day in his life>absolutely 0 personality shownsomehow all this showed is how vapid the lifestyle is, yuck!
Ma douleur est constante et aiguë et je n’espère un monde meilleur pour personne, en fait je veux que ma douleur soit infligée aux autres. Je veux que personne ne s'échappe, mais même après avoir admis cela, il n'y a pas de catharsis, ma punition continue de m'échapper et je n'acquiers aucune connaissance plus profonde de moi-même ; aucune nouvelle connaissance ne peut être extraite de mon récit. Cet aveu ne veut rien dire.
Looks very plain...This is how my flat looked like before I moved in , of course much cheaper and small but took plastic wraps from every electronic product that came with....took me to decor a little even my landlord told me last time he visited that the place got now "cozy atmosphere"....
>>74114125>>absolutely 0 personality shownThis is the worst part. Makes him completely unattractive, even though he's a fit young guy with a good face
>>74113893I hate those overly digital machines, bring back analogic, metal and wood. Kill all faggots
>>74113893>bladerunner.webmIs that actually Paris, or that imitation place in China?>>74113994>>74114125>He's working!!! Oh no, he had a routine, noooo!!!
>>74113893>44ºC showerWtf, that'd scorching, I don't go higher than 32-34. Only women go that hot.
Can a masseuse write off gym equipment? He needs to be fit to do his job, after all...
The cope in these threads is funny af
>>74114218Kek, my thoughts exactly. It’s funny how the Bateman style yuppie is making a comeback
This video is gayer than fisting.
>>74113893MirinSweet Delonghi too, those things are excellent. What's that cream/massager thing he uses for his palms?
No, you need roids to have the motivation to clear the toaster crumb tray every time.
>>74114125>- toaster absolute memeI have a similar from Kitcheaid. You wouldn't believe how well bagels are prepared.>- trash tier coffee automatDeLonghi is a top brand. Outstanding quality.
Suicide fuelLived this life for 6 god damn years, went almost wildman tier insane, running and stomping half naked in the woods. No fucking way people can live like this long term. You will notice, all of this "super achievers" males are always alone and doing things by themselves. Even if they're with someone or with a girl, they're always doing things on their own as a way to "take charge" so to speak. They have zero direction in life and think doing things "their own way" is actually the "way"
>>74114968subconscious level of Sinatra pill ?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQzdAsjWGPg
>>74114218Le kek
>>74114125>- trash tier coffee automatWhy talk as if you have any idea what you're talking about? DeLonghi is one of the foremost espresso machine makers in the world and the model he's running is about $1500.The only thing about it that's questionable is having an integrated grinder instead of a standalone one.
>>74114218Je ris.
>>74113893who stores their silverware in the dish washer wtf?
>>74114939>>74115010we all know why you choose this brand....
>>74113893What is the machine he uses for shaving?
>>74115040You've never seen a real espresso machine in your life, paco.
machines in gyms should be banned and their place in fitness are only for PT rehab
>>74115044Checked.I also never seen a woman vagina in my life , but you get the point.
What, realistically, is wrong with this video? It just seems like the average day in the life of a modern man, save maybe for the gimmicky electronics. wake up, do you morning routine, go to work, exercise, unwind a bit in the evening, go to sleep.
>>74115057He's white, tall, and attractive. That's already unreachable for many of us.
>>74113893Legitimately one of the gayest, most soulless things I've ever witnessed. He somehow manages to make what should be a comfy life look borderline unbearable. I am amazed.
>>74115010Don't really care about your overpriced wagie energy juice maker. Post wrist with car keys before I engage with your coping poorfag sex-deficient ass any further.
>>74115040Imagine being so good looking that people will pay you huge amounts of money just to physically exist near a product they make for a few minutes
looks like he leads a pretty successful life but /fit/ thinks it's le heckin soulless because he's not hunched over at his PC for every hour he's not at the gym
>>74115057Making a video out of it without any emotional context makes it seem like he's not even a real human being, or a real hero.
>>74115010>BUT IT'S LE THING OMG HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW LE THING THAT EVERY CONSOOMER KNOWS OMGGGGGkek calm down buddy
>>74115057He's white and /fit/ is full of ricecels
>>74115087It's quite literally the human version of Squidward when he moves to Squidville or whatever the fuck it's called. This man will end up wanting to kill himself just like Squiddy.
>>74115010wait until you find out about nescafe and a microwaved mug of water
>>74115114suicide fuel
>>74115088So? It's just envy/jealousy bait for attention. You can use it for motivation or you can seethe about it, but this fake "I'm too cool to be rich, attractive, and surronded by luxury like him" is more embarrassing. Sure, the guy may or may not be lifeless out of this tiktok video, but that's his prerogative and no excuse to not be ambitious. Better to be a rich NPC than a poor NPC.Be sincere, for your own sake.
how about this one
>>74115010>paying 1500 bucks to make meme coffee that still tastes worse than a mean mug of black coffee on a chilly winter morning made by gramps
>>74115135>living in paris>luxurylmaooooooooooooooooo
>>74115088subtle. surely it's over the zoomers' heads.
>>74115135The video is gay and so are you.
Can you really afford such a nice apartment in Paris on a masseuse's salary? Here in Canada, you have to make a household income of at least 90k to comfortable afford an apartment that nice in most cities
>>74115150>luxuryRelative luxury then. I don't envy paris, but c'mon, a nice condo is a nice condo.>>74115167I know you, but what am I?
>>74115184He does gay 4 pay, that's how he can afford it.
>>74115167Lel
>>74113916>>74113985>>74113991>>74113994>>74114012>>74114532>>74114563>>74114840>>74115071>>74115167Sour grapesCrabs in a bucketPoorfagsBrokie boomers^^^^ one or more of these apply to everyone above. However, every single one of you are losers.
>>74115138>goes out for lunch>ends up eating at his desk anywaywhat's the point. also, i could never eat at my work desk. i hate the idea.
>>74113893Perfect bf desu
>>74113893>pause during the shaving part>look at his face>realize he's actually pretty normal in terms of jaw and cheekbones and everything>still manages to look fantastic because of his grooming and skincareDamn, if he can make it I can too.
>>74115213At least I'm not fr*nch
>>74114968Imagine thinking maintaining your body and a small apartment is somehow mental breakdown inducing.
>>74115278>smallI wouldn't go that far, it's a nice place.
>>74115356If it's anything less than 60m2 (roughly 650ft2 in meme units) then it's just an overpriced cage.
>>74114125This anon gets it
>>74113893Can't respect apartment-dwellers. That's a woman's life.
>>74115356Nice and small arent mutually exclusive. Its max a 2 bedroom. You can probably keep it spotless with a total of 1 hour combined time weekly. Acting like that and working out is too much to maintain long term seriously gives chronically depressed and anxious fat tumblr girl vibes. Those two things are literally the minimum a functioning human should do.
>>74115213>LOOOK MOOOOM I DID IT AGAIN!!! WITH A REACTION PIC THIS TIME HAHA!
>>74113893i need this guy to top me every single fucking day i love him so much hes even french he has cute green eyes hes fucking perfect i am going to hunt him down and force him to drill my stupid twink ass
>>74115754get out there and live your best life anon
>>74115555Checked.>drinking chardonnay downstairs>asking stupid question that idiot because buzzed>screaming upstairs>LOOOK MOOOOM I DID IT AGAIN!!! WITH A REACTION PIC THIS TIME HAHA!>go up>walk in kids room>show me his post>hold my glass sweetie
>>74114125you're conveniently ignoring the elegant Norwood™ there, anon
>>74113893If you don't create anything you are an NPC
>>74115555Checked.
>every "smart" device is slower and shittier than normal stufffucking stupid
>>74113893He has a weak cuck phenotype.
>>74113893>touchscreen toaster>touchscreen coffee machine>touchscreen SHOWERfuck this gay shit
>>74115010Lmfao tastelet detected. My friend has this exact model and I used it everyday while I house sat for him. It makes dogshit espresso everytime no matter how I tuned it
>>74113893that's the gayest toaster you could possibly buy
>>74114563My blender broke down and I convinced the company to send me a new one even though it was outside of warranty. They don’t make the old one anymore, so they sent one of these smart ones with a touch screen. I hate it so much. It takes a noticeable 15 seconds to boot up, I just want to be able to plug it in and hit go right away. Such a piece of crap.
>>74115138Fuck that looks painful. I am so glad I wfh. I will literally never go back into the office.
>>74113916I'm seeing it for the first time
>>74115191>a nice condo is a nice condoIt's not his property, so might as well just move to a non-shithole city.
I don't really care that his coffee machine has a touchscreen, it's him swiping through various options knowing he makes he chooses the same basic bitch thing every morning and that this device is overkill and probably even counter-productive that's driving me crazy
>>74119474Probably the same with the toaster, the video is cut to look on-the-go but he's sitting there micromanaging each piece of toast like 50% toasty is better than 65% toasty. Bitch press the handle down and let God sort it out.
>>74113893How much would this apartment run you in France?
>>74119558A lot more than a massage therapist makes that's for sure. He's not telling the full story.
>>74119840Probably does happy endings for old widows. Or dudes.
>>74114125In chinese they don't say france, they say faguo(t) and I think it's for a valid reason.
Sure are a lot of fags here who spend a lot of time thinking about if other guys are attractive or not.
>>74114125>absolutely 0 personality shownI mean what do you expect from some rando asocial media NPC lol, they're all like this no matter if they're men or women. Takes a special kind of soulless narcicisst to post shit like this
>>74115010i dont know where to start, everything about this is bad>DeLonghi is one of the foremost espresso machine makers in the worldif you ever wish to have an espresso, you buy a portafilter machine; most sales =/= best, for $1500 you SHOULD buy a LaMarzocco if you want a good espresso, but it requires above room temp IQ, so cant be you>The only thing about it that's questionable is having an integrated grinder iTHE ONLY THING LMAOgrind size is the most important thing in espressi, barring water quality (which would be detriment no matter what machine/method you use, so im exluding this). To say it is the only thing, literally translate that this thing does not do the job correctly, hence it IS bad>coffe and espresso in one machine with same beansmaybe you should not talk as if you have any idea - i am by no means a coffee snob, but everyone who researched probably for 15 mins knows every machine is dogshit, IF you value quality
>>74114125But you dont seem to understandHis personality is he is a "Le refined European"
>>74113893>nice clean apartment >decent body Anyone can achieve this >ParisNo one should try to achieve this
>>74115010>OH MY FREAKIN' GOD I JUST HAVE TO BUY THIS $1500 WATER BOILER>IT'S EXPENSIVE THEREFORE IT'S GOODPicrel costs 20 bucks and it'll make coffee that's 90% as good as the overpriced plastic nouveau-riche slop you posted. Delonghi coffee machines are made in China btw so if you fell for the expensive = good meme, you're probably the same demographic that wears LV monogram pieces unironically.
This is how I wanna live my life. A good paying job, nice clean apartment, vidya. Not a woman in sight to fuck everything up. Just how I like it.
>>74115138That's basically my life. What the actual fuck. How did he know?Also right down to no talking to anyone or having female contact.
>>74115054>perfectly distressed because i want to larp as a poor person by wearing damaged clothes>designer bag because classy women have expensive purses and gucci is expensive therefore i must wear the $1200 ghettocore gucci purse>cigarettes because the hot girls in my tiktok Parisian aesthetic clips smoke cigarettes therefore i have to as well>camus novel because i want the anonymous strangers on the bus and in the coffee shop to think i'm a cultured book reader even though i stare at my phone from dawn till dusk
>>74115278that apartment in paris is plus 1million, this guy is 100% a trust fund baby
>>74114125>yuck>>74114532>Makes him completely unattractivefaggots
>>74120721Who are you quoting?
>>74113893His main problem is that he's french. Literally unfixable. And how the fuck can he afford an apartment like that in Paris as a fucking masseuse of all things? I got 2 bachelor's and I'm an engineer and I couldn't afford something like that in any big EU capital. Was the secret to go to trade school for 2 months or what?
>>74113893Man what a shit life. No property, no garden, no chiggins, no tractor, no dirt bike, no evening horseback rides, no weekend fires. Just some shit apartment with yuppie accessories in a shit city surrounded by Pakis and Somalis. No wonder he needs a video for validation.
>>74120829He probably owns the massage store in the video. No idea how he did it otherwise.
>>74113893Why to store my camping gear kayak chainsaws climbing gear and guns in a faggot big city euro apartment?
>>74120829well a lot of people got memed into being engineers because they thought its easy money. but if you are not either extremely good at what you do and vastly knowledgeable or extremely well versed with business and management you will fall into the low importance roles that are payed like shit.a bit of a tangent. there is a huge discrepancy right now on all stem fields. there is a fuckload of people with engineering bachelors and masters. but companies are still very short on engineers because its very hard to filter who the good ones are and who can be relied on. the result of this is that companies hire relatively a lot of junior engineers for shorter durations at very low wages. and keep the ones that are in some way good for the company. but they dont see a need to raise the wage as much mainly because you were already willing to work for a lower wage.
>>74113893This man consumed the daily GDP of a whole neigbourhood in at least 70% of the world, pull a jacobin already
