/fit/ webms thread
>>74118160lil bro should stick to fatty powerlifting
>>74118160Total of zero pullups
>>74118160WSM really needs better lat lifts
>>74118550kek, finally one I haven't seen
>>74118550I dont get it
>>74118655Kid shit the floor
>>74118160>>74118519>>74118537>>74118547Anyone got that webm of Derek Poundstone killing a set of pullups?
>>74118550What am I looking at
>Absolutely mogs /fit/
>>74118160MOGGED
>>74118550A kid I went to school with used to shit out little nuggets and keep them in his pants the whole day. Every once in awhile he'd reach in and pull out a nugget to show off then put it back.
>>74118160
>seething roasties
She mogs you
>>74118842Yeah that build looks about right for a powerlifter
>>74118680giwtwm
>>74118842>even big bertha here doesn't piss herselfno excuse powershartersisters
>>74119034You can be humilliated by a hambeast on camera if every day is upper body day. Do you really think she could have pushed him the second time if his legs had the strength a 3 plate squat and a 4 plate deadlift gives?
>>74119161There's no winning in that guy's situation. If he even stayed standing, she could claim he somehow injured her. At least now the camera shows him being pushed to the ground so she's the one who gets charged.
>>74119073if you aren't gushing fluids or passing out, are you actually trying?
>>74119161>>74119769>TRIGGERED>Do you really think she could have pushed him the second time if his legs had the strength a 3 plate squat and a 4 plate deadlift gives?Absolutely. 100%. Squats and diddly don't prepare you for wrestling. The mogged guy is a typical lifter with no "real world strength". Like you, actually.
>>74118842This is still incredible
>>74118692I hate this fat ego lifter
>>74118621Pontificate the fragrance
>>74119816probably fake, but based if real
>>74119816Actual picture of the guy
>>74119844Fake, she was trying to intentionally go viral to promote her OF
>>74118669This dude?
>>74118692>Zero!>Zero!>Zero!>Zero!
>>74119927stupid fucking sub 80 IQ whore
>>74119927you reckon lads 10 years from now will be able to date a girl that hasn't got an onlyfans
>>74120056only insecure "men" think a girl with an of is a problem
>>74120067post your mums onlyfans then?
>>74119779What the fuck is going on here? I think the body is telling her dude to stop>>74119792Kek based fatty killer
>>74120056You are one chronically online loser if you think that.
>>74120133shut your mouth faggot. all women are whores and you're a filthy nigger. don't worry about posting body, post skin you black animal
Remember, nobody is impressed by powershitters.You can't show off your 500lb squat at a party, but all the women will swoon if you do a muscle up or planche.
>>74118699Which state?
>>74120221Reminder that all these """"viral"""" calisthenics videos are fake.
>>74119816She's flicking it violently to thoughts of this man to this day.
>>74120067Only desperate losers lower their standards this far and girls still move to the other end of the bus to avoid them.
>>74119792PPP bros... not like this...
>>74120221i agree, you're impressed by circus monkeys but you also don't take them seriously. especially when they're about the size of a 14 yo boydoing bodyweight deadlifts or squats at BMI 40 is the same category
>>74120303And yet not a single person gives a shit about how much you deadlift or squat. They have zero comprehension of how much something weighs, but they know a back lever looks impressive when they see it.
>>74119816
>>74119927What's her name? I want to find her pics and vids.
>>74120316Nobody gives a shit about your back lever lol.
>>74120221>w-wait ladies!!! let me just take out these handles to hold a weird position for 2 seconds that took 2 years to achieve but you don't know nor care about this!do calisthenicsfags really?
>>74120316Kind of a retarded take their anon. A back lever looks cool but it’s a lot less impressive to most normies than a 315 bench and that goes times ten if it’s a skinny manlet doing the circus act
>>74118842I can squat that, but I'm a dude.
>>74120368No normie has any idea how much a 315 bench is. They can't even begin to visualise it, they just hear a big number and go "ok cool". You could tell them you bench 150 and they'd still think it sounds like a lot, and you can't exactly whip out a bench, barbell and plates and have them stand around while you spend an hour working up to a heavy single to show them.With calisthenics you can show off literally anywhere at the drop of a hat and blow their tiny minds. Even something extremely basic like a skin the cat will impress them.
>>74120392>With calisthenics you can show off literally anywhereNo you can't.And getting into a back lever looks retarded and will give normies the ick.Anyone even mildly accustomed to calisthenics knows a back lever is easy as fuck.You're overestimating how much people actually care beyond giving you a thumbs up and forgetting you even existed 2 minutes after seeing what you did lmao.
>>74120221>>74120316>>74120392>cool tricks anon, but how about we check out how much they translate to REAL strength and have a friendly little armwrestling match?and now you look like a clown
>>74120446Like a person challenging people to armwrestling at a party is not an even bigger clown.I'm a turbo autist, but have studied the ways of the normies and have concluded that normies don't like intense tryhards. You should be laid back about your accomplishments and let them notice them.
>>74120446>Muscle-ups away into the raftersWhat now, bitch?
>>74120478Armwrestling is a normie activity that's also fun, looking for a pullup bar and taking your shirt off trying to impress roasties with a crooked back lever is tryhard and cringe as fuck.
>>74120514>What now, bitch?Pull you by the legs for uppies because you're 5'5 and that pull up bar is for kids
>>74118772Male version of the gymthot.
>>74118680Mommy?
>>74118621Brown man push-aways
>>74120478>at a partynigga are you implying youre doing muscle ups and planches at a party??? and trying to act laid back about your attention whoring???BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>74118680She needs a mouth guard or she's gonna fuck her teeth up. I do the same thing, sucks
>>74120514That catch at the end is going to destroy his arms eventually
>>74119782Real world strength is just getting angry and taking control. It's not some reddit muscle. She wouldn't stand a chance if that guy raged a little.
>>74120245Bihar probably
>>74120478>>74120579
>>74120446Hey anon ever try velveeta?
>>74120609
>>74120576Idk how i posted my glowie image, sorry
>>74118792The woman that goes after him is funny>moving like she drank a liter of vodka last evening>half assing the attempt, not having the courage to even try properly>trying to cheat the hard part of the obstacle>>74118842Mirin
>>74120221Someone with this level upper body strength must be able to bench at least 2.5pl8. Can any calisthenicsfag ITT confirm this?
>>74120617
>>74118692He's so graceful
>>74119792"Weight classes exist for a reason" dudes when it's time to scrap
>>74120056lay off the webs for a while
>>74118842BW squats
>>74120906>>74120910Imagine giving your child the worst pain they will ever feel, in their entire life, a burst disc.
>>74118160He reminds me of an RPG or Resident Evil boss that hits really hard but is easily avoided by just running up some stairs or climbing out of the way while he lumbers after you.
>>74120392i literally got freestanding hspus down in a few hours and i had a sub bw ohpevery calisthenics move is better trained by actually training the muscles responsible then spending couple hours to get the technique rightcalisthenics are basically taking an extremely roundabout way to train the upper body + some show off movements that are never done in any practical scenario
>>74120968Post squat
>>74118160why would he post this for the world to laugh at?
>>74118621Shit-tier ROM. She needs to let that machine really open up her cooch.
>>74120221>s tier calisthenics bro has to take his shirt off because he looks dyel in clothesSeems about right.
>>74119792for me, it's the food falling off the fridge
>>74120067sure nathan
>>74118792This webm has been ruined ever since an anon pointed out that it's two videos stitched together. The climbing guy is from a different clip than the girls.
>>74120067Probably not until Clown World is defeated, but yeah 10ish years, 2030-2040ish.
>>74119779should have done sumo, half the exertion
>>74119034Always loved the dudes in the corner enjoying the show
>>74120221I miss Osaka.
>>74120906>>74120910just awful, unbalanced and uncontrolled
>>74119782This is why I have gotten my zercher deadlift to 4pl8.I wanna get my weighted ground to overhead throws up to 2pl8 before a real fight.I just enjoy the idea of throwing someone.
>>74119034>one shoemakes me kek every time
>>74121049They're getting tiktok famous so who cares lol
>>74118666About 4 seconds in, the kid running through the key has a turd drop out of his shorts and a ball instantly flattens it
>>74121588I read articles all the time about kids who spent their childhoods constantly hounded by their parents to produce "content" for which they received no compensation, and while those kids lacked privacy and normality, they at least weren't in physical danger
>>74121436Lmao what a Chad. He knew that Twink wasn't going to do shit.
>>74121436lmfao>pookie shell necklace>sakura swim trunks>gay tattoos we used to hold guys like this down and slip marbles into their ass in high school
>>74121235B-b-but you just have to wear really tight, thin clothes, anon!!!Like... all the time!Like... even in winter!!Then people will know you're cut!And they won't even realize how desperate you are for attention because of the obviously specific clothes you're always wearing!!
>>74121436KEK the way how he just teleports out of nowhere kek
>>74121436based beyond fucking belief
>>74121980here you can see the witepypo oppressing the king, where human rights?
>>74120906>>74120910This kid will be crippled by 30, hope all these videos get her a fat settlement after she sues her parents for child abuse and they die penniless
>>74122194fake and gay
>>74118621
>>74122253Do you deny that the coregasm is real?
>>74118671india
>>74121326it's notyou were gaslighted
>>74121797>we used to hold guys like this down and slip marbles into their ass in high schoolthats immensely gay anon...
>>74118680Is this actually difficult or is it just something women do to look impressive? Has anyone ever tried it? I certainly haven't but now I'm curious.
>>74118692zero reps
>>74119954absolute DYEL
>>74122387>you were GASLIGHTEDJust say you were lied to, stop using r*ddit buzzwords because everyone who does sounds like a fag.
>>74118160this webm is exactly why the 4 in 1/2/3/4 should be replaced by 10 pull-ups or something
>>74121867>weighted sniffs
>>74118160When Jim Wendler tells guys on 5/3/1 to do 100 pull ups in a workout, and eat 5000 calories a day, this is what I assume they are doing.
>>74122192I LOST HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>74122431
>>74118772I see nothing wrong. Basically what bitches are doing nowadays.
>>74121797>we used to hold guys like this down and slip marbles into their ass in high schoolthat's what gives the faggot lobby all the power and influence that they have today. thanks.
>roiding because of this
>>74121436based boomer
Damn, the coomers showed up and spammed the thread with zero replies to his spamHappens every webm thread on every board, eventually some pathetic desperate ghoul will show up and spam coomshit even though theres literally billions of porn sites one click away
>>74120221Do people bring those bars with them to parties?
>>74120266flicking what?
>>74121980That's why you "imagine the smell" instead of confirming it.
>>74119816>2024 is unsafe because we can't act like whores in public without getting called outGood. Have some respect for yourself.
>>74122446I hate it when that happens
>>74120514Impressive but I can't imagine the damage done to his elbows. He's wearing those wraps for a reason.
>>74120906Good lord thay poor girl is going to need new knees by 18. They aren't even done growing yet and her retard parents are fine with her destroying them. This is the definition of ego lifting.
>>74122309imagine some balding powershitter coming up to do this, she wouldve screamed in terror
>>74121525>>74122211>>74122592imagine getting outlifted by a tiny little girl then coping and acting like you care about her
>>74122346>Be me>Looking for the 15kg plate>See dumb ethot hoarding plates>Dumb bitch is not using the 15kg plate>Go ask if I can use the plate>Ethot press charges for harassmentI fucking hate woman
>>74120344Her name is "kill yourself coomer". Might be Lithuanian or something idk
>>74119844>>74119927>>74119990>>74120056>>74120344>>74122734Keep seething incestNobody deserves to be treated this way
>>74122282I hate women
>>74122166I tried this and it's not that hard tbf, I'm quite flexible but I'm no contortionist. Next time I'll add the flashlight for added difficulty.
>>74122194imagine working out actually being pleasurablei hate women so much
>>74122964
>>74122927She's still not asking for it, anon.
>>74118842>squats .5 times her bodyweightmeanwhile I can do that for 5 at 195 lbs
>>74122992I'm not asking her either
>>74122986this is fake and gay
>>74122992even with tight shorts on, even with a lot of skin showing and even with everything on this bitch will always be annoying as fuck
>>74121436based new balance boomer mogging zoomzoom e-boys
>>74123066god I wish that were me
>>74123129shes not mirin, shes just surprised someone would make themselves look retarded just so they can lift heavy things and eventually require multiple abdominal surgeries to fix their disgusting hernias
>>74122896It's actually super nice to see the follow-up and know that everyone else thought she was being a shitty liar too
>>74122992Is she auditioning to do mocap for an animated Disney. Reminds me of that word chewing shit that some people do.
>>74122495jesus CHRIST what the fuckwhat a fucking retard
>>74122309If that guy was unattractive she would've accused him of triple rape.
>>74123160mewing?
>>74122992genuinely if a woman did this within 5-10m of me, I would beat her up.
>>74122166
>>74122426>1/2/3/4/5 pullups to prove you aren't just fat
>>74123151Things like this + most normies defending the guys in the comments of "look at this creep who I baited into staring at me" make me think zoomers are actually alright.
>>74120583>>74122579relax, nerds, he's just doing it for the vid
>>74123211What if you caught her urinating in the middle of the gym and then you watched as she bragged about watching some guy who works there clean up her pee on social media?
>>74122194Hot
>>74122579>>74123241People on /fit/ really underestimate how durable your elbows are. A few years back I got a bunch of warnings because I posted a video of myself locking out on dips lmfao
>>74122888dick en booty is right fr
>>74123253honestly, less aggression provoking than the stupid body movement of the other webm.
>>74122626I could beat that girl up any day, she isn't mogging anyone. Her knees are touching, they're going to explode before she finishes high school.
>>74123272But, surely, innocent exercise movements shouldn't be that upsetting to you, right?
>>74122626>he finds a 3 pl8 deadlift and 2 pl8 squat for one rep impressive for grown menDYEL?
>>74122626She's not going to fuck you, you pedo. There's no need to simp for her.
>>74123309is this a gym in dubai or what? outside looks postapocalyptic
>>74122282
>>74122626She lifts more than me, but at what cost? numberfags are mentally ill.
>>74123114thats actually insane for a women to do that for a double conventional
>>74118842Meme all you want, that's very impressive
>>74121545I think that gave her better leverage to launch that attack.
>>74123352
>>74123129>g-GUYS this chick glanced at me at the gym!!!boys... we're so friggin back
>>74119161>>74119769>>74119782All he needed to do was kick her in the knees. Fat fucks cant move fast enough to protect their knees.>TIMBERRRRR
>>74120446>but how about we check out how much they translate to REAL strength.>and have a friendly little armwrestling match?
>>74123539That guy is 100% browsing this thread right now
>>74123129I am absolutely fucking wheezing
>>74123578fat
>>74123142I love when a crossfitter gets hurt
>>74118621I hate this almost as much as the cunts using the assisted pull-up machine as a single leg leg-press.
>>74123619natty?
>>74123623yes
>>74123619>nice titties bro let me get a suck
>>74118621I wonder how many impressionable girls see these kinds of videos and think they're actual exercises instead of softcore porn?
>>74118621stupid whore just use the legpress
>>74123684N=1 but the gymthots in my weight room do relatively normal exercises. The only thing funny is the meme amounts of weight.
>>74123619Let's be honest boys if you already look like that you may as well go all the way into full monstrosity
>>74118160>Jumps on first rep>chin never goes over bar>chin didn't even go over bar on the rep he jumped onholy shit lmfao
>>74120910>straps>sumo>no pissGay
>>74123619he would make a fantastic balloon salesman
>>74118842Imagine spotting someone like this and they start to fail their rep so you're forced to fondle their fat rolls to give them a little assist on the way up
>>74118621She's already had quite a bit of work done on her face - she'll be pic related in another 10 years
>>74122413That term is older than reddit, and probably older than you, faggot
>>74122166wow the trailer for the new iron man movie is lit!
>>74122964Im a male and i find it pleasurable. Not sexually though, spiritually
>>74124025kek! good one
>>74122387>>74122413Neither of you know what gaslighting means. It isn't being lied to - it's when you try to get someone to question their own sanity or powers of reasoning.
>>74124052what is the purpose of standing on a plate for this? Also she looks like a flabby bitch, shapewear is really ruining the world
>>74122411this is the solution
>>74122309Fake
>>74119954Grannypanty boy at my gym
>>74123114>no pissfake
>>74121797LMAObased
>>74122391>>74122468nufit posters can't understand a joke when they see one, i encourage you retards to grow half a brain
>>74123114>no straps>no bounce between repsstrong as shit, really impressive
>>74120221https://youtube.com/shorts/-cHMh2h176o?si=j7tyd0DhZMJMWFsxCope, seethe, dilate, you can't loft weights or even do calisthenics.
>>74123114Mirin
>>74123340maybe it was just a cloudy day
>>74122674I love women. You just need to understand their nature. Read Practical Female Psychology for the Practical Man if you are really that autistic.
>>74119792Never thought I’d say this but, based warksi
>>74121326yeah and I heard all of those women are actually trans
>>74118772>tfw pp too smol to do this
>>74124346is that really Warski?
>>74121999Why do fat hogs wear playboy stuff??
>>74124335She's gotta get all stretched out so she can go starfish in bed!
>>74123017The girl I'm dating right now cums A LOT during sex. She told me she has cum in the gym. I wouldn't have believed her if I hadn't seen these tiktoks first. She said it happens on the glute abduction machine.
>>74122992Asking for it, asking for it, not asking for it, simple as
>>74123097keked
>>74120629Fug...I'm glad I'm working out AND my gf is losing weight at the same time.
>>74124335prob the hottest girl i’ve seen on fit
>>74118792well yeah, his body weight's practically cut in half, cost him an arm and a leg to get to that level of fitness
>>74125295You like girls with busted faces and no tits?
>>74122017How can a woman lack curves this much, without being malnourished. Goddamn inject this woman with Estrogen asap
>>74120221Yoo its that place where nigga Kiryu and Majima at tbqh famalam
>>74124501I kneel
>>74120245California.
>>74119792>Average knights fanNots surprised
>>74119792for me, it's the stack of boxed wine in the foreground that really completes the scene.
>>74119034IIRC, that dude who gets thrown is hammered drunk, but that's still embarrassing.
>>74122483> Making money you say?> whips out notepad> And your filming this for your business?Is there a legal case here? Like I can't just walk into a gym and film an advertisement for at home personal training. So why would this be allowed?
>>74119792all of that box wine makes this instant save materia
>>74122194>>74122291>>74122986Imagine your penis was inverted. Every time you tense your core, it's like stroking your nega-cock.I'd cum too
>>74124335Going to copy this mobility / hip routine, looks pretty good actually for my old man hips
>>74124675I hope he survived. Man, that looks horrible
>>74122364my fav bc my brand of ‘tism would assume she’s into me
>>74124342tb h when I went to gyms girls usually dressed in oversized tracksuits and hoodiesall those skin tight clothed girls usually went to the most expensive gyms
>>74126884she could be a real fighter if some one taught her to throw a proper punch instead of just spamming hammer fists
>>74122282>creepy guys in the gym are not allowed to look>instead they must go online and pay my OF before lookingWomen will never allow themselves to think about what kind of man pays for nudes online. She images it's Chad millionaires who pay her OF before inviting her to his yacht, but in reality they are middle-aged Indian men.Always remember: Creepy means ugly
>>74122329He, in fact, did own the gym
>>74122464Glad she was able to make a video about her boobs in such a inconspicuous way
>>74124065It makes her a little more special than the other girls who do the exercise normally. Fitness "influencers" always have to come up with ways to make their specific brand of fitness stand out. Fitness isn't all that complicated and there is only so much advice you can give before you've told it all. How many videos can you make about good deadlift form? Soon you will just be repeating yourself, why would people watch your latest "deadlift form" video when they could simply watch the old one?This also explains why fitness Youtubers go insane or veer off into unrelated subjects:- Elliot Hulse goes into spirituality and ballbreathing- Scooby goes into gay boomer ranting about poor people- Connor Murphy goes into drug-fueled gay orgiesClicks and subscribers are like a drug to these people so they always have to chase a new high
>>74124335>>74123340Every single female influencer will inevitably end up in Dubai as a porta potty, it's like a rite of passage to cements her as an unmarriageable whore
>>74119034she seems someone disgusting... but some reason i fucking would.
>>74122495secret lifting art: 1000 years of pain, ibuprofen hell
>this threadholly fuck, I'm old as shit, I dont have tiktok, I dont even notice zooms at the gym, but apparently young girls are becoming literally insane in their own selfabsorption
>>74127548To be fair, women have always been insane, it's just that in the West they are out of control. They are ruled by their emotions, they think that whatever you feel must be right, and whatever they want must be done. Why do you think every single culture in all of history had strong patriarchal control structures?Another thing to consider is that webms you see on 4chan are cherrypicked from the most insane tiktok channels, which already selects on the most outrageous clickbait things, these girls are basically cartoon characters with how far they are removed from average people
>>74122298Just drop the fucking bar. That's literally the point of safety bars
>>74127580Figured as much. I'm from baltics, and its way more tamed in here in general. Although, I noticed that women became way more naked in the gym even here. But again, nowhere near such insanity
>>74127618>becomeheres an average 1980s woman in her gym clothing
>>74127615I think you're confusing an OF ad with an actual video of a situation that happened>>74127641Again, that is obviously from a DVD or some other programme, not an actual woman in the 1980's working out in the actual gym. People here really need to learn to see through clickbait and scripted instagram videos. Do you also take "reality TV" at face value?
>>74127641I wasnt around in the gym in 80s, I'm not that old. But yeah, I stand by that statement. In the 2000s and 10s girls weren't hopping around just in boxers and skimpy tops
>>74122888our queen
>>74127646>ackchuallyokay, have fun being an obtuse retard
>>74123340Porta potty ahh gym
>>74124335Stretching for camel sex
>>74126657my gf has an ass like this
>>74124342>>74124335
>>74124342Based japs. Also she looks cuter with the second outfit.
>>74120583>>74122579looking at him i think that guy might weight less than 50kg.. so... being 6'8" w/ 110kg i think his elbows are fine..
>>74122329"being a perv"probably fake and gay, but Jesus do I hate her
>>74118842220kg on the bar + I'm gonna guess 140 on the woman, no chance I can squat that.
>>74122471Just reply>You're not even that ugly
>be upset someone glances you at the gym>upload the video to tiktok so millions of people look at youthis is so stupid
>>74118160This is a skit, isn't it?I remember a video of Saint Konstantinovs doing weighted pullups, proper ones.
>>74122896what is 0f?
>>74124171>STR: 99>VIT: 99>END: 1>DEX: 1>INT: 2>ARC: 16
>>74124312Asked his GF to film him, not anywhere close to impressing random strangers on the street with flashy moves. Also Matt Vena is a Canadian dweeb.
>>74122364
>>74122446how does your brain even work if you think this shit is real. it's like a level beyond NPC
>>74127341I'm with you 100% mate. She seems like wonder woman's dumpy second in command who could tear a wolf in half. Deffo Amazonian unit vibes.
>>74121674Most of those social media parents have no problem selling their kids to pedophiles.
