Being Fat and should be illegal. Don't you think?There are millions of 10/10 in America ruined by lard. A lot of Chads as well.
>>74121561damn she cute
>>74121561Would a person be eligible for disability if he intentionally chopped his legs off with a hatchet? Fat people are fat by choice and they get disability checks.
>>74119480>streetshitter news reports poo not in loo can make you fat tooImagine my shock. Also FTA:>It is estimated that around 2% of a person’s body weight is linked to bacteria as it can disrupt a person’s gut microbiome.Are they saying 2% of your weight is bacteria or 2% of your excess weight is caused by your bacteria? Didn't read the study but assume they ignored the obvious "maybe your gut biome sucks because you eat like a hog"
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>>74121561>There are millions of 10/10 in America ruined by lard. A lot of Chads as well.Maybe their body would be nice, but they have the soul of a gross fatty and are a stupid poopy dumb dumb.
>>74121683bpp
>>74121663She still have those very fat cheeks that all former fat women have… why?
There’s a third FPH thread up too that’s asking for FPH while he cuts , why?
This article was a decade ago. I wonder how bad it is now
>>74122160Things are just going to get worse and worse for the medical bros
>>74122286
>>74122503Payback for all the fats who see no problem with taking up half of their thin neighbor's seat.
>>74121981nonsense
>>74122503get a wfh job you fat fuck
>>74122286Im glad i'm a MRI tech, im physically limited by my machine
twigfuckers, your response?
>>74121561Assuming the girl wasn't so obese that she wrecked her body permanently, I think transformations like this ridiculously sexy. Effortlessly pretty girls tend to be put on a pedestal their whole lives and get very cunty and arrogant; they're not grateful for what they have and throw it all away by 25 by getting fat, tanning, whoring, smoking, and drinking.
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>>74121981Faggot detected.
>>74121561Went from fatfuck to would fuck
>>74122503
>>74122569Bariatrics are why I'm pivoting out of EMT to phlebotomy. No more patient moves, better pay, and if I can't find the vein then it's not my fault the pt is so fat.
>>74122696why the fuck is EMT pay so low? half of the phlebotomists at my hospital are Tamikas that show up high, it's practically unskilled labor
>>74122748>why the fuck is EMT pay so low?Because it's not considered a long term position. The medical work culture views it as an entry level stepping stone where you work it for 6 months, then either go to PA school, medic school, or join the fire academy. Some can make it work as a career, but most don't view it that way. It's just something you suffer through on the way to a better job.My plan is to use phlebotomy to get ED Tech, then go to nursing.
>>74122682My brother ended up in that situation>He noticed the smell first>LordWhy.gif>she huffs and puffs through the aisle to his row >she musters incredible effort to squeeze into the seat next to him, the middle seat.>she’s spilling rolls of fat into his seat>he folds his arms and holds a pen under his jacket to stab into her encroaching fat>she’s bothered by the stabbing but not enough to move>He asked her to please get out of his seat>She started getting upset saying that that wasn’t very funny because he knew damn well she couldn’t>said he didn’t think it was very funny either, and that he would like to have his space respected.>fatty gets louder and says that she can’t help it, and that he’s being very Rude to her>Flight attendant has come over by now, because fatty is starting to get loud>Bro is still maintaining the same calm, demeanor, and tone>FA asks if there’s a problem>Bros says “yes, this woman is in my seat and won’t remove herself.”>Fatty raises her tone further saying “I can’t get out of his seat and he knows it!”>FA ask fatty if she would like to go to one of the other seats on the plane>fatty says that she shouldn’t have to move at all, and if anything bro should have to move because he’s discriminating against her and stabbing her>Bro decides it’s time to pull the ultimate power move >“well frankly, I feel sexually assaulted right now. PART ONE
>>74123046PART TWO>FA eyes get wide, he just used the lawsuit word>More eyes are now on them>FA says “ma’am, I really do think it would be best If you moved to one of the other seats on the plane”>fatty is now outright yelling that she can’t be sexually assaulting him because she’s not touching him>Bro lifts the arm not holding the pen and gestures to her fat rolls touching him>”I’m being touched without my consent after I’ve calmly and politely asked you to stop. I am being sexually assaulted.”>Fatty says “he’s stabbing into me and it hurts! I’d like him removed from the plane!” >FA is done playing>”ma’am, if you don’t calm down, I’m going to have you escorted off of the plane, you need to move to a different seat right now.” >to avoid missing the flight, fatty complies.>FA comes by often to check on bro and make sure he’s not upset enough for a formal complaint >Fatty calls for the refreshment cart every 30min>the smell sticks to bro until he’s finally able to shower and wash his clothes twice
>>74122286>that smug facekek
goblinx general
>>74122286How to rescue fatties for cheap
>>74123246Jesus fucking Christ who gives a shit, do you just exist to post this on every single fucking thread?
>>74123289>post pic in /fph/ thread>get madit looks like its working
>>74121981That's just how these girls face are shaped. Also women are fatter in general. She lost all that weight but she's probably stil 20%+ bf.
>>74123501Well I hate you and you are fat so yeah, guess you're right
>>74121990each thread can only fit a handful of fatty images inside
>>74122569Hello fellow technologist, are you RT as well?I have a job lined up where I'll start to be cross trained in MRI and looking forward to learning it
>>74121899checkedbbppp
>>74122286That guy is made by an entire row of movie theater seat cushions
>>74122160
>>74123515Hmm, they just all seem to have those very round cheeks, even at a much lower body fat.
>>74123730Pretty much.
>>74122569>>74123637Pharmacy tech here, I'm so sick of being screamed at by fatasses because every fucking injectable weight loss drug is on backorder.
>>74123738Fucking goals.
>>74123831No part of that surprises me, I’ve even seen men do it. Females are the most notorious for it because women are much more likely to fail or regain. It’s also not uncommon for women who have lost weight and kept it off, and women who were never fat to begin with to do that same shit where they continually feed everyone around them so that they all get fat And, by comparison, she looks better. She may also do this so that she can eat vicariously through them. Absolutely evil. Also, Is this from the over eaters anonymous book?
>>74123752
>>74123891
>>74123900You'd think these men would be more willing to show their face considering there's clearly a humiliation fetish thing going on
>>74123891Those are some diminished glutes, I tell ya whut.
>>74123871I'm not sure on source. I saved it from a previous thread, sorry Anon.
>>74123967Love this classic. There are two different stories, written by thin women, I think they originated on /fa/ because the OP is mentioning things related to fashion and making clothes interestingly in both I believe, and in both of these, they are literally stabbed by Fatties, who are so petty and envious of them, that they want to see them bleed
>>74123287lol yeah I won't help them anymore. If your so lazy you get to 300 + pounds that's on you.
>>74123246Based
>>74122503/r/SuperMobidlyObeseImagining what goes on there is vomit inducing.
>>74123891>>74123752
>>74121577She really is. It's a savage reminder of how being fat is an absolute crime against nature.
>>74122682well, that is very progressive of Southwest
>>74124275She has to have so many fucking implants in her legs
>>74124122I remember one where a fatass stabbed a girl in the leg after an anime convention. The girl was in a wheelchair and had a chad bf and fatass was jealous. And another one where a girl legit got her throat slit by a jealous cow. I don't have those, but it's fucking scary to think about.
>>74124322>throat slitOh shit I haven't seen that one, did she die?
>>74122503>muh medical conditionGod, I hate fat people. All of my "medical conditions" (that I didn't bring up in every conversation I had) disappeared when I lost the weight. Your "medical condition" is that you're a giant fat ass.
>>74123246i have a strong urge to suck on those
>>74121561>Made this thread 3 hours after there already was one>is too fat to hit ctrl + f>>74120893
>>74123294when i was a fatty, the realization that the normal bowl of cereal I ate was 2500 calories broke my heart. cereal is my favorite food. i could easily put down a whole box of special k with 6 cups of milk in one sitting. i fucking love cereal. and then it's like ... no, no more cereal for you. sad days were had.
>>74122748because you only need 3 months of training to get an EMT license, and lots of people volunteer as EMTs which devalues the work. The bigger question is why paramedic pay is so low.
I am going to jerk off to this thread laterthanks for the spank material boys
>>74122587>hermaphroditus can't defend himself from a woman Kek
>>74122130Is it bad that I prefer the one on the left?
>>74121561more than half of the population is now overweight, you better learn to deal with it.
>>74122286Holy shit he actually looks like Barry
>>74124560Do you mean right or why would it be?
>>74124322THATS EXACTLY THE TWO IM THINKING OF I need them and I’m very sad I never saved them >>74124383No she was pressing charges tho
>>74123831what book is that? searching "sabotage by failed dieters and maintainers" shows nothing
>>74124387My wife’s PCOS practically disappeared after she lost weight.
>>74124435Milf cereal is so good…
>>74124644Yes I mean right I forgot to make the shape with my hand
>>74122130>>74124560>>74124766I'm an architect but have trouble deciding because of the trashy loony look.Certainly not the same woman?
>>74124781Is this a better progression for the Architect? She keeps her hair and she doesn't do freaky makeup
>>74121561its crazy how they dont even seem like people before they lose the weight
>>74124743My mom has PCOS and stays a healthy weight and had only difficulty conceiving and carrying weight around the middle (which might just be excess skin from pregnancies.) I most likely also have it but also stay a healthy weight, my only problems are hair thinning and some acne (FML.) Most women "with PCOS" would solve a lot of their problems by just losing the weight by any means necessary.
>>74124863Scalp massages and rosemary hair oiling. Look up videos on YouTube, white women have that shit on lock to such a degree men are doing it now too. Acne I could only recommend SPEARMINT tea because that specific mint lowers testosterone in females
>>74124863you should see the r/PCOS subreddit. most of the people there are overweight or obese complaining about their PCOS symptoms when most of those problems could be solved through losing weight, not taking meds.
>>74125019I'll try the tea thanks. I recently started taking saw palmetto and biotin and have a tincture of it to apply topically for DHT blockage as well. Lab Muffin has a good video on youtube explaining why she thinks rosemary oil is a placebo (suggesting that the massage itself is what is helping and not the oil due to increased blood flow.)
>>74125039That sounds hilarious. But also sad because fats either sterilize themselves, give themselves pregnancy complications/miscarriages, or give their kids health problems if they do conceive. Things could all be so much nicer if they could be honest with themselves. My mom managed to have a healthy natural pregnancy at 37. None of us are even autistic... well not that autistic anyway
>>74125019
>>74125039>>74125053Wasn't it also one of the female oriented subreddits that was colonized by mtf trannies?
>>74125098That would be audacious even for them. I know the troons widely claim to "have periods just without the bleeding" now but to claim you have cysts on nonexistent ovaries would really be something else.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsSpDbGRBvU&ab_channel=JtwlifeBest part is, taxpayers subsidize these fat fucks, so they never learn their lessons while their snack shit is provided for them.
>>74125039Right now PCOS seems to be one of those conditions where it’s case by case chicken or the egg, did PCOS come first and cause weight gain? Or did the weight gain cause the PCOS? Either way, a disturbing amount of women who “have the condition” would see tremendous benefit in their lives, if they just lost weight. I use quotes, because an even more disturbing amount of them seem to be completely self diagnosed. Are you a fat woman that totally has difficulty losing weight and also other health problems with it? Congrats you have this disease that makes it impossible to lose weight!>>74125041Noted, I’ll pass that on to the wife. Her thinning is temple isolated and it’s probably one of her biggest insecurities (babe I look like Andrew Tate if my hair is up!). The tea helped reduce her little chin hairs from 3 to 1 and hopefully soon it won’t grow back either.>>74125053Don’t feel bad for them. They did it to themselves and they know it. The only women that you ever need to feel bad for are the ones that are clearly trying and struggling. Often times, the rest, just like to whine and complain without putting in any effort, without taking any responsibility or accountability, and without wanting to put in any effort or hard work. I don’t feel bad for them. I feel bad for their kids, especially if they have daughters that grow up to just be carbon copies of them, but I don’t feel bad for the individuals that continually pass bad habits down.
>>74125112Assuming that you hate Trannies like a sensible person, I offer my deepest condolences that the rest of them are so fucking stupid. It seems like it’s only 40, maybe more like 30% of women that actually say men should be allowed in their bathrooms and spaces, and be treated like women. The other 60-70% seem to find it absolutely fucking ludicrous, but it doesn’t matter because the loud minority have spoken for them And end up holding the power to ban anyone in online spaces, or scream and cry so much others just put their heads down and accept it.
>>74122286Big Nig needs a Norf FC jersey
>>74125112>troon takes estrogen>increased estrogen causes cramping one week a month>this is to shed the inner lining of the uterus>they have no uterus>still get the cramping>causes them to have massive shits and diarrhea>I'm on my period teeheePure mental illness.
>>74125278>my friend is a thin girl but she has a bigger butt/boobs and a small waist. this is what most men think of as "curvy">what most men think of as "curvy"They are so desperate to redefine curvy as being convex instead of concave
>>74125301I’d love to see what “small waist” means to her. A 36” waist and a 43” hip does mean pear lady, but it does not mean she’s got a small waist at all or is still “curvy” either.
>>74125145My oldest friend is obese and now pregnant with her first child. I'm worried sick that she will have complications or get diabeetus or her kid will come out special needs. But I can't talk to her about weight because she's always been heavy and I've always been thin or average so she will think I have no idea what I'm talking about.>>74125278Literally. And they went from saying "nobody says this!" to "well how do you know they're lying, just let them have periods!!" practically overnight.
>>74123967Anytime I read these I always assume it's a dude. How many femanons come her?
>>74125091She's gotta be trolling that's way too dissonant.
>>74125396Statistically she will unfortunately, but her doctors are assuredly already telling her. Best you can do is subtly and recommend walking and Whole Foods.>>74125401More than you think, but you can usually tell by how they talk and write stories.
>>74122595I have to imagine, by the way she was acting while fat, that she was a massive cunt before and is now 100x's worse. She was probably only expecting fit/tall chads while fat and now no one is good enough for her.
>>74125098>Men with PCOS
>>74123287Idk man. Might need to step it up to rifle calibers for all that padding
>>74125488If only I had the confidence of a fat homely woman comparing herself to Elsa Hosk.
>>74125401I think Fat people hate was always popular with fit women. I think it's because they're the ones most often attacked by fat activists and are constantly told they're "lucky" by their fat friends. It's a place where they can vent.
You're only supposed to do clear liquids for the 24 hours before the procedure. She's only 9 hours into a liquid fast and acting like this.
>>74125492Why do they always lie? No doctor would say that. They'd give them a referral to a dietician. But the fatass didn't like that so they made up some other answer to make the doctor the villain.
This resulted in backfire from other fatties saying how dare you imply we can't walk as much as other people and/or that walking would make us not fat
>>74125500For me reverse thinspo just helps me stay on track. I really don't care how these people fuck up their lives, except that the cult of body positivity did get my childhood best friend and I resent them for that.
>>74124435Why would it need to be a whole box and 6 c of milk or nothing? You didn't have enough self control to just have a normal serving?
>>74123246Huh?
>>74125019>>74125091>>74125488I'll never understand how anyone can be this delusional.
>>74125523God my obese friend snores a lot. So bad that her boyfriend started going back to his apartment to sleep because he was getting sleep deprived.
>>74125511This one always makes me laugh, because it's so transparently fake that I can't believe they finished typing it out and still thought it was a good idea to post it.
>>74125504You clearly don't understand how just 4 hours without food will cause you to go into starvation mode, and starvation mode actually causes you to GAIN weight because the less you eat the more the body holds onto calories! If you don't eat every 30 minutes, you'll gain weight.
I'm fat so I'm harder to drown.
>>74123079At first I thought your brother was a faggot but pulling the uno reverse card on the ogroid spilling like a wet trash bag into his sit was actually pretty funny
I'm sure the people of Gaza appreciate your activism comrade.
>>74125504Lmao is she gonna wake up at 3am and eat like Patrick star?
>>74125439This one already has diabetes and still can't give up some pleasures of the flesh for 9 months for her and her baby's sake.
>>74125607The way I'm 72 hours into a fast and gonna wait until lunch tomorrow to break it.
>>74125511>>74125492>Why do they always lie? No doctor would say that.They have to lie in order to perpetuate their victimhood. Maintaining their status as an "oppressed" group is reliant on vilifying modern medicine. The doctor most likely recommended diet and light exercise for weight loss, and that fatty latched onto the idea that only "high intensity exercise" can result in weight loss in order to continue being the victim.
>>74125455Imagine women going on an erectile disfunction sub demanding rights to speak.
>>74125511>>74125554
>>74125688>"men with PCOS", i.e. females with PCOS who believe they're menNo, this is more like an erectile dysfunction sub having to cater to "women with erectile dysfunction".
>>74125537The nastiest bulk >>74125580This has always been a fan favorite of mine. When fatties see attractive women it’s>anorexia>plastic surgery>1/1,000,000 geneticsAnd never hard work.
>>74125696Bruh. Please be fake>conceived just to be smothered under a fupa and forgotten aboutlife is cruel
>>74125709"Most people eat this much"-most 1st worlders are morbidly obese-50% of the population is nearly a foot taller than you-my TDEE as a 6ft tall 200lb man is 2300 calories.
>>74121561Thank you for using something as the OP that restores health and not some disgusting diabetic monstrosity.
>>74125615>>74125696As a father these make me horrifically sad. When my second child was born my wife had a uterine infection that was caught late, both she and our baby had high tachycardia, wife’s fever was getting worse, and they induced her. When our baby was born, the smell of rotting flesh filled the room. Our baby didn’t cry. They rubbed her little back and chest and she was instantly squealing and lively, it was the greatest relief I’ve ever felt in my life. A child is the greatest joy in life, I’d die for my children and I know my wife would because she demanded if it came down to it, to save our daughter instead of her. These cows just treat their babies like roaches.
>>74125595They’ll always take sexual assault much more seriously than fatphobia.
>>74125777someone spent time making this
>Scale reads 614 lbs
>>74125527holy sexoooooooOOOO
>>74125815Over a foot shorter than me. Over 3x my weight. I understand people losing control and being able to gain 50lbs and become a fatty. I cant comprehend how someone can eat enough to get this big though. Like how do your physically consume that many calories each day. She must be eating 5000-7000 calories a day to be that big. I feel sick if I get near 3000.
>>74122286no way thats 25 stone, man looks like an absolute unit.
i want everyone to make it so bad bros.
>>74121663My heart :(
>>74123831This really is the truest shit. I once worked in an office where the fat ladies would always bring in snacks, cookies, cakes, and other unhealthy shit. They would walk by every person's desk one by one offering them a sweet. When I'd say no thanks, they looked at me like I was an alien. They would keep insisting over and over that I have a cookie or a cupcake and would get genuinely mad when I refused.
>>74125815I genuinely can’t even think of a good comparison for what she’s built like. Several stack trash bags? A tumor?
>>74123294>>74124435I guess i got up to 500kcal on a "healthy drink". >but it's got milk and a banana!Having been on that path diminishes very little of my disdain for fatties.
>>74123831I work with a woman my age who has been trying to lose weight and has stopped working out as much and eating shitty again. The other day I was fasting and it came up when she asked what I had on my lunch break. Then a coworker offered to go across the street and buy everyone milkshakes. I refused. She ended up getting a bowl of ice cream, offered me some, and said I was making her feel bad about herself because I was being good and disciplined. I just said, "you can be too". And showed her a graph of my weight loss this year (down 50lbs so far). She ended up throwing the bowl away. I asked her to join me at the gym after work to lift, since its right across the street. She agreed and we are going to start working out together now. Women are natural saboteurs. But if you offer to lead them and show resolve and discipline in the refusal of the sabotage, they can be turned down the right path.
>>74126009Just don’t drop your guard.
>>74125455I assume they're referring to pooners?
>>74125815thats a cool looking scale. what brand is it?
>>74126041After googling for high capacity scales I think it's the My Weigh XL700. The weight limit is 700.
>>74125627>The way I'mdon't use these faggy meme phrases that were popularized by zoomer girls, anon
>>74125511>Why do they always lie? No doctor would say that.They would, but not outright. She left out most of the conversation where the doctor made 20 different suggestions and she whined about all of them and asked what else she could do, and he's like "either try those or suffer". It's not hard to imagine a doctor saying something like "If you don't lose some weight, you're going to suffer" and it was most likely something along those lines.
>>74125504I *just* did this on Monday. The actual hunger was nothing. What was savage was the the stomach pain from all the laxatives. Fucking awful. It's like 24 hours of mild nausea. I think next time I'm going to just do a liquid fast for 48 hours since I can handle hunger fine. I doubt there's much of a difference than forcing it out over 24 hours. Side note, there is a distinct difference between hunger while eating healthy, and hunger while eating pasta, rolls, and rice for every meal. Something about how your body adapts to not eating carbs constantly makes hunger more of a slight discomfort. When eating shit tons of carbs regularly, getting hungry is like physical pain and you get the shakes and headaches and shit. It really does feel like your body is going into some sort of panic mode. I never looked up why. But noticing that difference is why I try to keep my carbs under 100 per day. It's fucking weird.
>>74122796My ex was a phlebotomist. Get ready to meet a lot of single moms, tattooed chicks, and skitzos (my ex)
>>74125628I guess she wasn't offered the choice to go to the zoo to use their equipment. Truly an outrage.
>>74125527SEX WITH BROWN WOMEN
>>74124813She is still fat as fuck.
>>74122503blue on blue
>>741255234 and a half meters weighing in at 700kgs has a bmr of 10k kcal. just wanted to show everyone the calculations that this space marine has to use
>>74126962>>74125537i replied to the wrong post
>>74126626...and that's a good thing!!!
>>74122532fat travel is a big tiktok trend. basically fat white women going elsewhere to inconvenience everyone else from start to finish and bitch aboout muh accommodations.
>>74126546
>>74122286Why is this worse? Try working construction if you want to talk about back breaking work.
>>74126546They age like shit and turn to la goblinas by the time they are 30 though.
>>74121981It's cute tho
>>74125701Stepping over the chain should also not be an issue for any normal, functioning, non decrepit adult
>>74126262Lord I am sorry
Good morning sars
>>74125667Bitch, do you know how fucking expensive it is to make an MRI machine big enough to scan a 630 lbs tub of lard? We're talking millions of dollars just to make a single machine of that size. You could buy half a dozen normal-sized MRI machines for that price. Do you really think we should spend that money just so that a tiny fraction of people who will die in the near future anyway can have MRIs at the doctor's office? If you are this fat and need an MRI, go to the zoo, they have machines for big animals there (they unironically do that for extremely obese people in many places, lol).
>>74125783That's really sweet, anon.
>>74121561I was expecting her to get even fatter, good for her.
anyone has screen of that pic of fatty with self-harm scars and the comment about cutting and bulking at the same time?
kinda funnyhttps://vt.tiktok.com/ZSFcFRAV3/
>>74127008At this point, most white women put the same amount of weight on as latin women. The only group that doesn’t age like shit are bugs
https://is2.4chan.org/gif/1714042426894532.webm
>>74127861I will never understand any part of this fetish.
>>74125834There's a case to be made in the fetish community she's in (surprise) that while most women like her play to the camera and gorge themselves only when filming, she absolutely eats as much as you say on a daily basis. She's a hardcore food addict.
>>74125701>I have a 60 pound husky who needs to be walked daily, if not twice a day.No you gat lazy fuck, it needs 2 hours of walking daily, minimum. So 1-4 walks a day.People who sell pets to fats or niggers should be tried for animal abuse.
>>74127788
>>74127948Yeah huskies were bred to pull sled through heavy snow so I'd imagine they need a lot of exercise daily
>>74127934that glas did not return with any liquid back on the tablesuch a wasteyou know she would eat it from a dirty bucketI don't think it even tastes it, it's just volume consumed at this point
>>74122682It says they allow the fatties to do this even on a fully booked flight... Does that mean I could get booted from a southwestern flight because someone is fat and they gave them my seat?
>>74123246Please consider fucking off you giant fucking retard
>>74128152Okay I'm actually adding that to my regular lexicon holy fuck kekekekek"High Calorie Humans" yeah I'm on a bulk how could you tell?
>>74126989>knee high socks at the beachwhat?
>>74125488See, I like fit women. I also like fat women. What I don't fucking like is women who play the victim because they don't have what they didn't work for. You fat and your fine with that? Hell yeah, let me smash. But don't play like there's no difference here.
>>74127967thanks, matefor some reason I didn't have it saved neither in my fph nor /fit/ humor folder
>>74128535>food companies can label anything below 5 kcal as 0 kcal>so they define serving size as 1 candy with zero kcal even though there's 200 of them in a containerI mean the bitch is dumb but it's quite literally false advertising.
>>74128535This one's self-aware at least.
>>74125789Based Zoya
>>74127948I let my 4 dogs out at 2am until 7am to run all the pastures of my farm and hunt any racoons, rabbits, squirrels, rats and foxes. That is their job, and it gets them excersize and tires them out for when I have to leave them in the house while I go work. I have Rhodesian Ridgeback and Great Danes, which dont even need that much excersize. Working breeds like healers, shephards, and huskies need constant work to be doing all day.
>>74125615The "I'm growing a human so I need to stuff my face...tee hee I'm eating for two" idea is so fucking stupid anyways. Assuming a healthy weight before getting pregnant, most women don't need any extra calories during the first trimester, and no more than 500 extra by the third. I assume its even less if they are already whales.
>>74122286My desert. My arrakis. My dune
>>74128342Yes.
>>74128810Zoya is the artist, the author is completely anonymous.
>>74121561I wouldn't risk dating an ex-fatty. They are one mental breakdown away from relapsing. God knows what they will look like after a child.They have fucked up minds that got them to be obese in the first place + have the marks from being ex fatty all over their body.
>>74126442didn't read with that faggy, brain rot *emphasis*. get off discord dweeb
>>74128828And then after they have the baby they say they need to eat a ton for breast milk. Weather need maybe an extra sandwhich than TDEE.
>>74128535Lost at this one. This is less pathetic and more funny she’s that dense. This is also why anytime anyone asks me for dieting advice, I tell them first to go about a week eating as they normally do, and logging every single thing that goes into their mouth. I don’t care if it’s water, 0 cal beverage, black coffee, a peppermint, anything they eat or drink. Now they’re able to actually see what they’re eating habits look like, and learn, whether or not some of the choices that they made were as low-calorie as they thought. An extremely important feature, depending on the fatness of the person, asking for help though, is to just make them take pictures of absolutely everything they consume. There are fat people in my blood family that will count easily three servings of food as one and then wonder why they gain weight. Do not let the fatty count the calories. YOU count the calories for them that initial week and show them the right way to do it.
>>74125537>10k calories to gain weight properly>YOU HAVE TO LIVE IT>Verification Not Required
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>>74128535This is a /fit/izen out trolling come on guys
>>74129254I didn't know you could use emojis as filenames
>>74125145My gf has PCOS and she’s 5’3 at 115lbs. She’s had it diagnosed ever since she was a teenager, and she’s never been fat in her entire life
>>74121561>>74121663Fake and gay, not even the same person.
>>74125823the fat is obstructing her nostrilsit's comical, like she really is inflated
>>74125688is it just unfortunately large Adonis belt on the left or is it really love handles and a bit of muffin?
>>74129466yes it is, you can tell from the eyebrows and the eyes. And that chick has videos on her tiktok page of her whole journey. It's just that fat people all look the same because the fat balloons out their face and erases any features their skeleton/muscle would've given them
>>74129580... damn... well alright then. Working on losing my own fat ass and hoping I turn handsome.
>>74126962700 kilos is 1400+ lbs. No one is 1400 lbs.
>>74129692Did you even read his post?
>>74127224>fattie gets into mri>loud pop, machine breaks, fatty screaming >oops, I left a spoon under my folds teehee
>>74129654No matter what you look like, getting in shape will always be an improvement.
>>74129654you're gonna make it
>>74129713>>74129795Thanks fellow goy, it's trying, been going hard at it. I'm down 15lbs from 265 to 250, got a long as journey, but it's only been like 3 weeks, we'll see if I make it or die. Sick of being a useless testosterone-less tit.
>>74125783I feel bad for the people who don't want kids. My 2 boys are the peak of my life.
>>74129710No
>>74129154I'm sorry but what the fuck does "Lobbyist for breastfeeding legislation" mean? Breastfeeding isn't illegal anywhere?
>>74129795Good GRAVY. 5/10 to 10/10 go post that in the progress thread or /fat/
>>74129904This seems to confuse everyone that reads it. This was from a time period where obviously breast-feeding was acceptable, but it was not acceptable to have full frontal breast exposed in public even if a baby was attached to it. Some women were not happy with this, And wanted legislation past that completely protected having your breast exposed if you were also breast-feeding.
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>>74129905Facially he was never below a 7/10, great genes, light blue eyes and thick dense blonde hair AND beard? He was taking his gifts for granted desu
>>74129795No fiddlefucking reason to bulk, and this video is proof.
>>74129930He’s fat and ugly before cutting and no amount of “but blue eyes” shit gonna change that.
>>74128535I feel bad, I also didnt know that they can lie if it's less than 5 calories that they can put 0.
>>74122503>they thoughtBecause it's so fat the singular use of the plural pronoun applies. LoL.
>>74129944You are wrong and mad for some reason. He hardly showed his weight in his face. He's handsome af. But yes he wasted it with a lard body
What pisses me off is that they try to be cute about it, like they want to be babied or they think they're endearing.If you're a fat fuck, own up to it, dont giggle and write in emojis some cute shit about a cute snack like you're a litteral toddler
>>74129935enjoy no gains ever lol
>>74129973It needs stink lines and oil dripping out of her hair
>>74123287Sounds like the best zero carbon solution we have.
>>74129971Not mad. I agree with the other guy. He’s a fucking 5 fat.
>>74129930>>74129905>>74129935>>74129944>>74129971>>74129974>>74130002Here’s the side by side gentlemen.
>>74130063Correct. Like the man said, he goes from 5 to like 7 or 8.
>>74129952Macros that are less than 0.5g can be labelled as 0g. Companies will fiddle with serving sizes so they can put 0g of trans fat when it actually has 0.4g per serving
Kinda off topic, I'm a fatty trying to lose weight. Ive been going to the gym for 4 months now.People tell me I dont look obese anymore but I weight only a little less, like 5kg less.I have way more energy, can run now and don't get tired anymore.Did I lose fat and gain muscle?Should I stop going to the gym and just eat less instead so I can lose weight faster?
>>74124435Something about this pisses me off, like how pathetic you sound when talking about your love for cereal like that.No offense, it's cool you lost weight but maybe its the mental image of some obese fat fuck raving on about cereal and how much they love it and eating an entire person's TDEE amount of calories in one sitting.
>>74127934this photo is work of artlook how crumbling slopes on the background emphasize those streaming rolls of fatthin and inclined vertical lines just highlight all this unstoppable mass on it's way to hit the groundyou can literally sense the tremble of this potential collapse
>>74130115As a beginner that's untrained and fat, you can gain muscle and lose fat at the same time up to a point. Exercising will help increase calorie usage but also build muscle that helps use more calories. You can still exercise with a big calorie deficit, you just can't go as intense. I'd only skip exercising if you plan to fast for multiple days
>>74130115Did you take a starting weight picture? It’s possible but that’d be a hell of a recomp
>>74128535My son is type 1 diabetic and we thought giving him tic tacs would be a good treat for him, since it says they are 0 carbs. It turns out, they do have a fraction of a carb each. So when we gave him 10 tic tacs, he was actually getting about 5-7 carbs, which sends his blood sugar up since he was only 2 and had a small body. Food companies should have a new set of rules to follow.
>>74130115I don't got to the gym because of all of the self obsessed roasties recording themselves for viral clips or staging shit. I work out at home or in nature. Just takes one of those vapid cunts to slander you with lies and your life is over.
Got a little one>working at Baskin Robins Ice Cream>big fat lady comes in with her family>maybe 30s, using a scooter>They all get ice cream, fatty gets a triple scoop naturally >bored so listen to their conversation while pretending to clean>It's some kind of intervention>Dee, you've got to stop running over our dogs>They had to change vets>I'm in wtf mode and listening fully now >little girl with them starts crying>apparently fatty has run over 3 dogs on the scooter and killed at least one>fatty starts crying and saying she needs the scooter to live her life>They're threatening to kick her out>manager is kinda freaking out because this is causing a scene now>fatty howls something about disability and scooters out of the store>she just parks by their car waiting for them>eventually they leave and the dad helps fatty (I think she was wife's sister?) Into the vanIt's been on my mind for days now. Dogs are pretty agile, how do you run over 3 of them on a mobility scooter? I feel like it had to be super old dogs or she's just the fucking Dale Earnhart of scooters. There's no way at least one of those wasn't intentional either, like you'd have to chase a dog to run it over on those things.
>>74130330I would assume she ties them to her scooter when she's alone with them which gives the dogs limited range to dodge her
>>74126041zoomax, for ungulate.
i could lose weight!
>>74130330Holy shit. Poor kid… I’d have to agree with >>74130411 that she must be restraining the dogs in order to run them over. There’s no way a dog doesn’t hear the mobility scooter coming, I’ve been around enough of them to know that I can hear them coming. A dog most certainly can. All that would need to happen is one of the dogs be run over a singular time for all of them to listen for the scooter coming and avoided at all costs. There’s absolutely no way it’s an accident. There is a possibility that the dogs don’t like the scooter and maybe stay in her way, and she doesn’t want to have to wait for them/doesn’t like them challenging her, so she guns it forward as fast as she can, and purposefully runs them over. That poor fucking kid.>Be a small child>Aunt blubber recently moved in, your mom keeps making comments about how she’s all aunt blubber has and it’s the right thing to do, she’s family, etc.>Aunt blubber uses one of those scooters to get around>Have three dogs that you love very much>After a few months of living with you, aunt blubber has run over all of your dogs at least once>After the third time that one of your dogs gets run over, mom and dad have a big fight>Mom is crying and says that the vet told them if they bring in any of their dogs again for a crushing wound, they’ll be forced to call the police and animal control>Dad is quietly fuming ”Well, it seems like we can either change vets or tell her to find somewhere else to live”>Mom starts taking the dogs to a new vet>Then it happens>Aunt blubber runs over Your corgi named Queenie, who you’ve had since you can remember>shes bleeding everywhere, squealing and howling, flailing>Everyone is screaming and crying, Mom wraps Queenie up in a blanket and tosses her in the backseat, you go with her to the vet>She’s rushed in and sit with mom for hours while she’s on the phone with Dad>One of the nurses comes out after a while very sad>Queenie died.
>>7413058310/10 in bongland
>>74128535In the EU, food labels have to give you the kcal/100 gApparently in the shithole that is the US they can just give the serving size kcal which leads to this bullshitLegit not her fault
>>74130134>noo you can't enjoy something and indulge more than the FDA says toOh, fuck off. Go be anal somewhere else.
>>74129925>knitterWhat the fuck is unschooling?
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>>74125700Nice, I appreciate the comic.
>>74130774
>>74130779>>74130774Please someone draw this one.
>>74130707Unschooling is some hippie shit where they say that retraining, their children to be more creative and they don’t believe in any type of structured education. My wife was watching AU wife swap, and there was some ridiculous hippie family that lived in a caravan, and none of their children knew how to read or write, or do anything besides basic addition and subtraction of double digit numbers>>74130765Mooooooooo nipples pointing straight at the floor, probably flat without a bra
>>74130765Holy fuck I love slags.
>>74130790This is still one of the funniest posts I’ve ever seen here. I wish I could draw it into a comic, but I’m only good at small scale projects.
Fat guy here, I am most likely going to die in 2 days. The reason is I had a heart attack and I need surgery now. The doctor told me that there is a high chance that I will die during surgery since I am fatass so this will be my last post. If you are wondering, I am 90kg heavy.I made a huge mistake in my life and now I suffer the consequences for it. I wish I listened to you /fit/, but I listened to /ck/ and /v/ instead.Don't be fat like me bros, diet, hit the gym, and live your life long and happy.Fuck I never even had sex, I am going to die a virgin
>>74130790
>>74130575>Aunt Blubber rolls over>"Hey kid, sorry about queenie.>Dogs aren't too smart, you really need to watch the next one closer! Just a friendly tip.>Anyways, something sweet always cheers me up when I'm sad. Your mom was just on the way to pick me up a dozen Crumbl cookies for a light afternoon snack, you should ask her to bring you some too!"
>>74130829>Fuck I never even had sex, I am going to die a virginyou fucked yourself anon - it still counts90kg is not that much for a dude, you will prob make it
>>74130774i laughed
>>74121990i only visit /fit/ for fph threads
>>74130885I’m glad you appreciate my work. I don’t exactly think that’s how she would play it though, very few are that retarded. Much more likely she would cry a bunch of alligator tears, insist that it was an accident, and not her fault that the dog simply ran under her scooter. She would start blaming everyone else. She wouldn’t directly talk to the child, but instead try to rope her in. Think about HamberLynn, What would she do if she somehow someway killed someone’s dog fatness? If she had all addressed the child, she would say that the child certainly knew that it wasn’t on purpose, and that the child would certainly forgive her, because children (Especially little girls) tend to be much more submissive to their elders. by bringing the child into it, there’s also a hope that this will diffuse the situation a bit, the parents are now reminded that their small child is watching and they probably don’t want to upset the child anymore by having a screaming match in front of them. fatty will ask why the dogs weren’t in kennels unless they were going outside, fatty will say it’s their fault for not remembering her disability
And people wonder why black on black violence is rising.
>>74130801AWOOOOOOGA
>>74131007This is fucking abuse, especially putting his face online. Its sad because she has a pretty face (imo), but her morbid obesity completely overshadows it.
>>74130833Kek, nice
>>74131007>>74131089That’s absolutely child abuse. She’s forcing her son to touch her inappropriately. Why does her son need to stuff her fat tits into her dress? What does he do for her that we don’t see on screen? She already acknowledges that he’s not interested in fat women at all, so do you guys think that he’s going to prefer skinny women? Or do you think he’s just going to hate women will that hatred of women manifest as him avoiding any relationships, or will he just be a fag? Poor bastard never stood a chance.
>>74128625It's a shitty loophole that desperately needs to be fixed. I mean, it makes sense in theory. A food with less than 5 calories per serving is a negligible amount of calories, but the problem is there's no standard for what a serving size is. By this rule you could say a snickers has zero calories per serving if you say the serving size is 1/56 of the bar and get away with it, if not for the fact that only the terminally fat-brained would be fooled by it. Calories per serving is such a useless metric when a serving can be literally whatever the fuck they want it to be.
>>74130063Thank you. Not only looks better, but also looks younger.
>>74131119He will grow up to hate black women and abuse whatever non-black girlfriend he has. Many black families have very toxic, vicious cycles.
>>74130833>Bowling sounds but fatterlost
>>74122503Fat fuck bought a second seat, it had every right to tell the other fat fuck to fuck off.
>>74130575I didn't really mean out of malice, though it could be. She's probably a lazy fuck so when it's her turn to take care of the dogs, she'll tie them to her scooter so she does the least amount of work possible. Most fat people aren't malicious, they're just lazy
>>74129989>Did you just call me, "BIG"?!
>>74125815No way she's 614lbs. King Kong Bundy was 500lbs.
>>74131414I always wonder about situations like this, and the rising BMI of EMS/fire rescue. they’ve gotta start putting some regulations in place
>>74121663Bitch got lucky with her face genetics. When i was skinny i looked like a malnourished horse. Actually started getting male attention when i gained some weight because my body seemed to fit better my giant dumb mouth wtf
>>74131195Greasy obese hands typed this post
>>74131159It's why I am opting to never have children. The cycle ends with me.
>>74124435>Where were u when diet start>I was at basement inhaling cereal and jam>2500 calories is kil>NoApology bad English
>>74121663It's amazing how the fatness ruined her face as well as her body.
>>74131355this level of fraud should be illegal
>>74130765would impregnate the red and green fatty
>>74131660No.No more regulations.Regulations are why people like that get hired in the first place.Less regulations, less oversight, less authority.That way people like the named oompa loompa can get the shit kicked out of them without the shit kicker having their life ruined because we have to pretend like everyone is equal because the government has a monopoly on repercussions .
>>74132587What the fuck are you talking about? Life or death professionals should >meet physical requirements >pass drug tests>be fired for intoxication on the job>refusing to do the job
>>74132629Yeah, sure.But right now some regulation is in place saying that a 200lb 5'1 retard with no conditioning is allowed to go ahead and try.Get rid of the regulation and you'll allow people to look at her, call her a retard and to fuck off, and she can't whine to the government for a 50k payday over it.
back from my 46th ban. where's that ban evading architect? i need to have a word with you
>>74132751There's nothing normal or beautiful or girl about this goblin
>>74132751>where's that ban evading architect? i need to have a word with yousup
>>74132762hiii, can we dm on throwaways or something
>>74124813Fat Sydney Sweeny. Change my mind. I probably would on left after a few drinks ngl. Definitely wouldn't be proud of it.
>>74132779depends. how much do you weigh? :^)i already told you my way of ban evasion involves too much autism albeitif you're desperate, you can try posting from your phone/mobile network. if that works you can hotspot/tether that to your pc. that used to be the most retardproof way to ban evade, given you nuke 4chan cookies after each ban. but it's obviously costly/inconvenient and many mobile networks are range banned nowadays anyway
>>74132912ah well
>>74125344"I like a woman you can grab on to something."
>>74132912She would be a solid 8-9/10 if she was fit
>>74132751Welcome back, thank you for your sacrifice.
>>74133174hii ty. my posts would be so much more fun if jannies didnt exist :(
>>74133230Yeah it's tough, jannies probably aren't happy you are posting pictures of them.
>>74123294I love secret eaters we need an American Version of rhis show
>>74133237the one i got banned for this time actually made 0 sense to me. if i had cropped the pic to only the '''genitals''', i wouldnt be banned bc it's literally so amorphous that you can't make out any body parts, i didn't even know what to censor lol>>74108226
>>74128342Yes. And even though they use your seat, they can get a refund for it.
>>74133252I see worse that doesn't get deleted on this site all the time. The problem is there are no standards, every janny makes up their own rules. So you'll see 200+ post thread on /ck/ that is just two groups arguing about jews and niggers and not even talking about food and nothing happens. Then another thread and you have a janny whose entire life revolves around validating its existence and the most innocuous thing gets instantly deleted.Been on this site since the early years and never once got banned until a couple years ago. Now I get banned at least once a month and it's always a complete surprise for some nothing post I made 2 days ago. This place is just fucked, only thing you can do is if you think the pic might get you dinged put it up on catbox and just post the link instead.
>>74133280i agree, seems like we are at the whims of every individual janny and how they feel that day. when i got banned a few days ago i lurked and saw shit 10x worse than what i posted left up, so now i just try to over censor everything to cover my ass. picrel was posted b4 with no censor and has never been removed, but i feel like if i do it ill be banned so whatever, censored. i've done the link thing before, seemed to work out fine so i guess ill do that to be safe, but i never know when i'm not safe lol. one day an asscrack is fine, another day it gets me banned
>>74130765cor blimey
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>>74133299>one day an asscrack is fine, another day it gets me bannedeither one didnt get reported or one was "approved" by a different jannie
>>74122160>Thin privilege is not to die in an accident, because you can be flown to the hospital instead of having to be driven there by a heavy equipment trailer
>>74133603every time I look at the dedicated equipment needed just to transport these people in a specialized ambulance
>>74130697I only said that cause you were fat.If you weren't fat, I wouldn't care.
>>74132976All that and no ass. She gained a lot of weight recently too.
>>74124275I pray for her downfall.
I don't get why you homos don't make a new thread when it hits the post limit. all the other generals make one. you fags should too
>>74133860sometimes it happens, but if you are so bothered by it you can make the thread
>>74133415she could at least have wiped the chili cheese off her shirt
>>74133946Is the dissociative language a common fatty cope? "I am not fat, my body is fat."
>>74133908I could make one. the real question is are you sure you want me to make it bc I've been p consistent with posting one specific picture itt
>>74133972if you are asking if you should make an official goblinx thread do it lol
>>74133956>Is the dissociative language a common fatty cope? "I am not fat, my body is fat."Yes, you'll regularly see them talk about "fat bodies" as if being fat is completely separate from the person. To the point that they'll claim that supposed oppression happens against "a fat body," not "fat people." Even to fat activists fat people aren't people, they're husks that a brain, who has no control over it, has been forced into. If you referred to black people in the same terms, they'd be frothing at the mouth about denying them personhood.
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>>74132753That vid was from a normal beautiful girl's point of view.
