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Best lifts/routine for Lindemann mode?
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>>74138716
Lift heavy and end every day with ten proper form beer-gulpdowns.
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Eat a lot of sauerkraut and bratwurst
5x12 german fart sex
14x88 heil hitlers
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>>74138716
Why are some germans stocky with caveman features while others look like LOTR elves?
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>>74138716
Fucking russian married women for a music video
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>>74140016
Different ethnicities I guess. The stocky ones used to be called alpinids but we aren’t allowed to discuss that stuff anymore. The lines are pretty blurred at this point though
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>>74140075
North Germans are Dane rape babies
West Germans are Celtroids
East Germans are Slav rape babies
South Germans are Roman rape babies
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>>74140096
Based assposter
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>>74138767
Rammstein are leftists, you retard
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>>74141524

Hitler was one too... he subjugated Germany to collectivism and preached veganism.
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>>74141524
No they aren’t. Not in their soul.
Lindmanns father was in the Wehrmacht fighting the anti-Christ. We do not know what Rammstein would look like if they were born and raised in a country free of jewish power.
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>>74141746
>Not in their soul
What makes you say that
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>>74138716
Pressure and drug underage girls into sexual acts backstage
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>>74140096
completely wrong, made up larp.
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Was he natty or just a genetic freak?
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>>74138716
1/2/4/5 and drinking a decent amount of beer
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>>74141796
How is this in any way freakish?
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>>74141841
He looks pretty big and somewhat lean except for his belly
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>>74141729
And that's a good thing
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>>74141847
Asking again, how is that freakish? Have you tried working out for more than 3 months?
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>>74138716
swimming and tbol while in puberty. he was an olympic swimmer for the gdr
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DICKE
TITTEN
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>>74141778
go take your meds shelby, nobody cares about you anymore
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>>74141778
>Hundreds of women want to have sex with him at any point in time
>He has to pressure ugly women backstage
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>>74138716
this is the lifting because it's fun-physique that everyone can get

t. looks like me discovering lifting as a boomer
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>>74143182
this
he literally has women lining themselves up in a queue at every show just for a chance to get fucked by him
but somehow trannies want you to believe he has to drug people to do that
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he looks like one of those guys who are just jacked all the time despite not really doing much lifting
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>>74138716
>>74143214
why would people who are performers and live off they image NOT take roids? musicians are notorious for taking all sorts of drugs, why would be roids an exception?
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>>74143214
>>74143618
Wasnt he a olympics swimmer in his youth or some shit? Prolly roided out of his mind and now on a trt+ cruise since forever
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>>74140016
>why do people look different
We aren't like japanese who look like interchangeable clones.
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>>74143214
Yep he does, but he was a swimmer in the national youth team, so he probably still works out/does a lot of sports.
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>>74143206
>trannies want you to believe
there's account of multiple biological women on the matter. stop defending rapists, cunt
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>>74143948
Was this actually proven or were it just accusations?
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>>74143948
>>74143965
Cases were dropped by the prosecution for lack of evidence.
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>>74143948
>account of biological women
exactly
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>>74142817
This. Honestly pretty Chad.b
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>>74143115
ASSS
FUCKEN
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>>74141746
They have no soul, the fucking devils suck off niggers who rape german women while praising aborting german babies
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>>74141524
they're still against germany becoming minority german probably, so not real leftists
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>>74143948
if you go to a show of a band that plays mainly bdsm centered songs, and you go backstage to an afterparty with the big rough looking guy, you are askign for it desu
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>>74145541
No dude. Going backstage to meet the singer from your fav band is dope and you would do it - if he then sexually harasses you, you're not "asking for it" in any sense.
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>>74138716
Cocaine snort ups x F
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>>74145530
In the video for Deutschland they put a black woman in the lead of German myths and history. They are the exact opposite
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>>74138716
>big core and yoke

Pretty sure heavy deadlifts are part of whatever his training is.

>arms not freaky, average biceps, some triceps and big chest

We can check bench press too.

Can’t see legs, but i picture him doing squats.

Not imagining him doing isolations and shit, i think he’s a powershitter

Heavy bench press, squats and dealifts, probably some OHP, looking at this pic >>74143214
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>>74143214
Unironic goal body. Big, strong and not too lean easy to maintain
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>>74145755
That's because everyone expects Germania to be a blonde valkyrie. So a negress was supposed to "subvert" your expectations
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ITT people who don't understand German political correctness. Rammstein are NS.
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>>74138716
how to be the skinny keyboard player?
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>>74145586

>get invited backstage
>accept
>you're not "asking for it" in any sense.



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