be gay, then you wouldnt have a boner
gaybros stay fuckin winning, straightoids on suicide watch

fucking lucky fucking asshole

if she has no diseases and isn't baby trapping you

still fucking lucky asshole

>>74229996
hot scene holy shit

movie?

>>74229996
Hmm... Deadlift. Maybe squats... You're going to need some strong shoulders too.

>>74230636
I kind of felt bad for the guy. I hope he breakers her skull with his dick when hea freed.

>>74229996
Fupa

>>74230640
Being raped by a woman is a fantasy of mine. A dick-breaking-skull scene would be funny tho kek

>>74230636
It's based on a "true" story that made the rounds on the major news outlets several years ago. But the source is questionable.
Basically a guy tried to rob a salon, and the female owner overpowered him and used him as a sex slave for a few days before calling the police.


https://www.forbes.com/sites/kiriblakeley/2011/07/15/russian-sex-slave-saga-the-ballad-of-viktor-and-olga/?sh=25bd5513aac7

>>74230660
Of course her name is Olga lol.

>karate black belt
>tied him to a radiator
>force-fed Viagra
Slavic women are built different.

>>74230660
>karate black belt
They could have at least picked a MA that isn't a meme, especially for women. Judo or BJJ

>>74230636
Burn (2019)

>>74229996
Scap pullups, zercher deadlifts and BTN press
These will enable you to produce an insane amount of internal rotation force to snap that plastic duct tape or whatever
Then you can kill her for trying to rape you
Also this is what Josh Hutcherson is doing nowadays huh? He fell off so hard after his kiddy acting career and Hunger Games holy shit, filming porno-tier rape scenes with a 4. His agents probably hate him because he's a manlet kek

>>74229996
Get to 50lb dumbbells on rear delt flies and you can probably break the ziptie

>>74231081
This plus incline curls, squats from the pins and leg extensions probably. Also Hutcherson was just in that FNAF movie which is kind of a meme role but put him into the mainstream a bit

>>74229996
Pretty much how it ends. Just throw yourself and the chair to the side. Women are too weak to lift you up and too lazy to reverse hump you when you're on the ground.

>>74231751
Legit lowl.

>>74229996
Jerk off to thai and filipina porn daily so that whatever bullshit entitled white whores think they can make you do won't work unless they actually have to put an effort into it, which they obviously won't.

>>74229996
If he didnt want it why would he be erect enough to sit on?

>>74230003
>can’t tell the difference between male mouth & female mouth when on your cock
>prostate stimulation from both male & female fingers can cause boners

>>74230660
You just know the Netflix version is gonna have the white boy raped by a fat & sassy black salon owner

>>74233723
she gave him cialis

>>74229996
Katniss is gonna be pissed

>>74229996
escape? I need lifts to get myself into this situation.

>>74230636
Battletoads