/fit/ humour thread
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>>74580218No cap this time bros, is this real?
>>74580218Holy shit is this real??
>>74580218>>74580319>>74580501reddit-tier humor
>>74580790And how do you know the humor of reddit?
>>74580435nig
>>74580435
>>74580435Good one
>>74580435That fucker
>>74581730There was no way this could have been anticipated or prevented.
>"Eating 12 eggs a day will give you liver and heart disease"
>>74580218>>74580319>>74580501>>74580917>>74581732kekked
>>74580435Fuck you
>>74580319Nah, strawbefants have been extinct for 300 years
>>74582294
>>74580319
>>74580435Nihher
>>74581730Hey he's flipping us off! Right back at ya pal!
>>74582222nah nah it's curls for the gurls you gay powershitter fr fr
>The accident wasn't your fault, my friend. It's time to let me go
>>74582360I can't, I'm paraplegic now.
>>74582314
>>74580435if you don't delete this post you're mom will die in sleep full of regrets and hate
>>74582325Lost
>>74580218Between sets I like to sketch my friends in a notebook, then edit those drawings in sceneshere's Moncho
>>74580435Fuck
>>74580435Jogger
>>74580435X
>>74582325Haha this great! May I save it?
>>74580435Love me mum m8 shrimple as
>>74584524Kek
>>74584573Lifts for that feel? Losing a raccoon bro hurts like nothing else
>>74584541What.
>>74584711DeadRacoonLifts
Leaving this here to break the thread
>>74580435Bitch
>>74584517No way this isn't a satirical video made on purpose
>>74584541This is so retarded it has to be true.
>>74580435Fug
>>74581730If you're going to do that, then at least strap them to your chest or something damn
>>74580435worth the read, thx anon
>>74584836>United States, 5.1"DO YOU REALLY, AMERICA-KUN?
>>74580435N
>>74580218HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA KEKEEEEEEEK
>>74580435got em 10/10
Everyone who replied to that post should leave this board immediately. As shrimple as that.
>>74585886that post is a legend at this point
>>74582325Is this real?
>>74585915Sure, whatever. But those fuckers at least could've posted something funny, the thread's empty.
>>74585944gotchu
>>74585952>Just noticed all that bouncing Shoulders=ded.
>he said, contributing nothing
>>74580435shit
>>74585998I contributed valueaeable fitness advice.
>>74580435Frfr
>>74584400>bodyweight squat
>>74580435Lol
>>74586016and people say americans don't have culture
>>74585991Lol I love this gif but can't find the source for everyone digging in the sand at the beach.
>>74584541>>74584547Look up pompoir and you'll understand
>>74584517>>74584524>>74584541This is why I love this board.
>>74586016I hate this so much
>>74580435Fucking lmao, well played
>>74580435so true
>>74582325Haha I can’t stop laughingWhere did you find something this crazy?
>>74582130The Pope can not nullify this power.He is illegitimate in the organization he serves, what he practices, what he preaches, and what entities he serves.
>>74584541One of my exes could grab me and I wouldn't be able to get out.She was better than the single mom I was fucking later whom I could fist without warmup.
>>74582222>those repeating digits
>>74586016He should've dumped that oil in the toilet, not the sink. I've seen worse still.There was a guy, I think a university student who did all of his cooking in a dark dorm room in his bed while Netflix played in the background, using the non-keyboard part of his open laptop as a cutting board and getting everything in his bed.
>>74582189Actually, if he had put the plates on a barbell and placed himself on a bench press with proper safeties, it would be significantly more safe than this retard exercise.
>>74588763Unless your first post was sarcastic, in which case I have been made a fool.
>>74583667of course :)>>74588374I found it on the internet haha
>>74588399sedevacantist?sspx? sspv?
>>74582325I really really like this image
>>74580435Absolute zozzles
>>74580435faggot
>>74588449>He should've dumped that oil in the toilet, not the sink.It's a hotel. Not his sink, not his problem.
>>74580790Very crafty to reply to three threads in the hope noone would you notice you replying to the mother dying in your sleep element
>>74584400Imagine going to the gym for years, enduring the discipline and suffering of lifting heavy as fuck.Just to look like a fat dweeb retard.Lmao powershitters are truly mentally ill.
>>74580435I knew it was coming but I still read it
>>74580435fuck you
>>74582314Holy shit...
>>74588957no way
>>74589148Whatever you do you should do right, even if it's something wrong.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UW2qY8pi2NM
>>74580435FUG
>>74580435fuck you fag
>>74582325Haha, where'd you find this one?
>>74588447>those ingredientsperfection
>>74580435you made me do it
>>74587253thingamajig x failure
>>74580435heh
>>74580435You got me this time..
>>74590888never seems to be the case, its the opposite, climbers have a thin lean musculature not jacked bodybuilder aesthetic unless they also train with weights like everyone else which is contrary to their sport.
>>74583254MONCHO NOOOO LOOK OUT!
>>74580435aaaaaa
>>74582360I can still see him... we could have prevented it bros.... WE COULD HAVE SAVED HIM...
>"hey guys I'm new to lifting, I want to start with squats">start by squatting with just bodyweight and the bar>proceeds to load 100kg on bar and squat>snap city>"Everyone that keeps saying bodyweight is just my body is wrong">"I was told I should be able to do 1x bodyweight which means my bodyweight plus bw on bar"I wonder if this fucker ever came back
>>74580435frenzy's a legend
>>74591295i cant get iteven if the anon was right, and some idiot in fit posted that he should lift his own weight in plates. How the flying fuck do you take his advise without any concern??>yeah doctor, i did fucking squats with 100 kls because some random in internet told me to
>>74587431>LMAO LMFAO HOLY KEK LOL GENITALIAkys faggot
>>74591945Kill him yourself faggot. Or are you scared he’ll laugh at your genitalia too?
>>74580435gg
>>74584836>source: my local rabbi
>>74583254Do you have the after sudden weight loss pic?
>>74584517>training to peg boogie2988
>>74590888Dunno man. I enjoy climbing every now and then, but like 90% of the guys doing it are soï
>>74580435Fuck, got me good
>>74580501Faggot
>>74585952>Pressing on NLC stationNow that I think about, the NLC station might actually be amazing for training the muscleup if you were to pull a barbell from the ground onto your waistpicrelated>>74586016>Fries Chicken in a garbage can and then pours the oil down the drainThis man is a degenerate top to bottom
>>74584836>Ireland smallest in Europeit hurts bros...
>>74594435>NLC station
>>74594587Nordic Leg Curl station, dyel bro.pic unrelated
>>74594619it's called a GHD
>>74586016
>>74580435Upper body day was today
>>74591612He could have read the fucking sticky.
This should be in my diy folder but I think you'll appreciate the can-do spirit.
>>74591295It's funnier to believe, but this entire thing just reads like bait. No real proof besides a photo in a hospital, could have been made up for any reason, especially attention.
>>74591295>11/13/14>I remember this thread
>>74580435good one, nigger.
>>74580218
>>74580319>hit the wall at high speedDamn shame
>>74580501Have you ever noticed how strawberries in the wild are tiny? I think those are diploid. The ones that you get at Costco that are the size of apples tend to be octoploid or more. This one must be over hectoploid!
>>74590070>final swoleutionlmao
>>74580435Damn ye! Let Neptune strike ye dead Winslow! HAAARK!Hark Triton, hark! Bellow, bid our father the Sea King rise from the depths full foul in his fury! Black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs til’ ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more -- only when he, crowned in cockle shells with slitherin’ tentacle tail and steaming beard take up his fell be-finned arm, his coral-tine trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet, bursting ye -- a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now and nothing for the harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself -- forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea, for any stuff for part of Winslow, even any scantling of your soul is Winslow no more, but is now itself the sea!
>>74580435I knew I recognized this thread but I couldn’t remember why
>>74580435ever since my sister died i reply to all such posts. Not that she died because I didn't reply to a post, but I'd like not to take chances.
>>74598500That sucks anon. If I get digits, none of your family will die until you’ve passed
>>74598500>>74598521>off by 1Fuck. Sorry anon. Guess I just killed your whole family
>>74581730Everyones right...or just fist pushups
>>74598526It's a blessing in the skies actually. Don't wish this for anyone. I'll let you figure out why kek
>>74584573fucking lost kekmao
>>74588957PHRÖÖÖÖÖH :=D
>>74590070>random heil hitlerkek
>>74580435bros...
>>74587812Kek I would think this too depending on general demeanor and build
>>74580435>sleep aliveI love my mom and will not take any chances
>>74582347It's squats for the thots
>>74581732How will tennis ever recover
>>74599219>they forgot tris for the guys
>>74599219Glutes for the sloots
>>74580435Niggerfaggot
>>74580435I am gladly replying to this post. well done.
>>74580435got damn
>>74584836Self reported nonsense
>>74581732inline skating still holds the top spot>>74580435fuck you
>>74594550It’s cap that’s talking about immigrants not natives
>>74580435Genuine question what is wrong with the people who actually thinks it matters if they reply or not? Is the bait for people with OCD or something?
>>74584836tf is going on in venezuela and colombia
>>74588859Probably a LARPING trad cath, sucks about TLM. Orthodoxy looks better and better every day.
>>74595212What the actual fuck? Those aren't his teeth in OP are they? How do teeth come to look like that?
>>74580435People like (you) keep us from the stars
>>74600226It's just a long running meme/board culture Most people reply to those posts out of respect when it actually tricks them into reading a variation of "mum will die in sleep"And that particular post is a well done version of it
>>74595212>>74600333REMEMBER THAT ONE FUCKING LOOKSMAX DUDE THAT DIY'D A MSEFUCKING HELL IF ANYONE HAS THE VIDEO UPLOAD IT PLOX
>>74580435negro
>>74600507FUCK
>>74580435got me
>>74584836>made it to 6.5 just by losing weight>been donating sperm i will save the future, that or everyone is just fat like me
>>74580435I should've known by the grand (you) count, have your (you) but I'll be back for (you)
>>74581730>has equipment to bench>retardation still ensues
>>74600507N
>>74595899yeah anon this board is full of homos, funny but not uprising. This is why I never post in the generals.
>>74580435fuck
>>74580435Shitter
>>74580435Gay
>Whalehog - Plapjak Anthemhttps://honkfm.com/2622/whalehog-plapjak-anthem/
>>74580435kek. got me
>>74580435r
>>74580435Jeje
>>74584836the funny thing about this is that the numbers are all self reported so it could just be that the men in green and yellow countries are more insecure about their size and add on an inch when reporting
>>74600255if only he consulted picrel before he decided to fail at 7 reps
>>74582314THEY'RE REAL?!
>>74595384Fuck.Me too anon. Why did you have to say that.
>>74580435gotta go post
>>74580435fuck off
>>74580435Got 'em!
>>74580435oh no
>>74580435lmao you dick
>>74588957If I saw this in the grocery store, i'd be pulling my hair out, having a schizophrenic episode, trying to explain why it is so based to my gf
>>74603625Thank you I've been trying to find this picture for a while
>>74584517damn, why are women pegging looking so hot. I dont even would enjoy in my ass, but I would enjoy the girl doing that. Not even into trannys.
>>74607924nta, maybe you'd fancy the scientific version as well
>>74584551kek
>>74580435FUUUUUUUUUUU
>>74588461lol I still have a few things saved
>>74582314>ai will take your job
>>74593404sex on /fit/!!!
>>74610075i cant fucking breathe anon please post more
>>74580435I hate you
>>74580435f u
>>74594435Is this among us?
>>74580435always gets me
>>74580435fuck you thrice
>>74611778Theres nothing wrong with peanut oil, if you're allergic hehe nothing personnel
>>74611778When Landshark talks, I sit my White ass down and listen
>>74580435damn you got me
>>74608441Anon are you ok? You are having a stroke.
>>74580435Bastard
>>74582360Did he turned into the punching bag?
>>74595227Does anyone know what happened to this guy? Last time I recall he had a youtube channel (can't remember what it was called) and I think he was homeless.
>>74580435ill fuck ur mom
>>74596781Absolutely based.
>>74580435I dont get this fucking post what the fuck is so funny about it???
>>74615325newfag
>>74580435ok
its sad that threads last a week nowadays. its like when the cumtown sub was banned. i miss 2014.
>>74615652>when the cumtown sub was banned?????????
>>74584517They're trying to replicate how heavy our balls are. They may be able to get as strong as a man by doing this
>>74580435no i cant have that happen
>>74588461A, a historic image! My gym bro bought himself one called ZEUS POWER (STRAWBERRY), raped and impregnated all the gym bunnies and then disappeared in the mountains. The craziest thing? The dude's married. She's a bitch tho, drives people mad.
>>74580435You bastard.
>>74580435fuck you lol
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R87iCHLrZyc&pp=ygUNNGNoYW4gbmdlIGZpdA%3D%3D
