Story time >be me, 25>can’t run for shit, maybe a single ten minute mile before giving up>cute girl from work runs all the time>invites me to go on a morning jog with her before work>say yes>wait a second i can’t run>panic.jpg>start running with her the next morning>heart feels like it’s about to explode>lungs are on fire>but then I hear something>she is making noises under her breath>can hear her voice breathing in effort>it sounds like shes moaning during sex>she begins sweating across her entire body>notice I can smell her sweat>she smells like flowers and candy>I can feel the pain slowly leaving my body>feel a burst of energy>finish the run>5k at a 7 minute pace with her>she tells me how impressed she is with my endurance>go home and shower>masterbate to the memory of my cute coworker heavily moaning directly in my ear for 21 minutes
Best sloppa girl. Prove me wrong.
>>74601637Not the same person as OP’s pic.
>>74601625>be mewho else would you be?
>>74601689>be you>be retarded
>>74601625Low stakes sort-of-dates are refreshing. No emotions involved. You just go, enjoy the company of a girl, maybe you end up fucking her, maybe not, life goes on.
>>74601703Saying "be me" is a dumbass redundant statement when greentexting.You have to be ESL or autistic to not understand this.
>>74601625sexo
i dont run with girls socially. but i referee a few sports where i do a lot of running and theres also girls in soccer and girls lacrosse. its funny to beat them down the field
>>74601689I'm him.
>>74601744newfag
iykwim
>>74601689>Be we
>>74601828you aren't?
>>74601625We train our asses so hard in order to look good, to have endurance, to sustain good health and, why not, to bang hotties like this. But the truth is Dom Mazzetti’s girl is completely unattainable due to the fact there aren’t as many women into this shit than men. For every 10 jacked dudes we see I can tell you there are 3 supernatural women like OP’s.Is it because they’re lazy? Nah, it’s because they don’t need it. They can settle very well just by bean lean.I’m not complaining about being “just lean”, just saying that lift hard for you, not for women.
>>74601625>>74601771It's insane to think about how there's a guy out there who gets to smell her ass every single day
>>74601625I do run really fast away from women
>>74601625>>notice I can smell her sweat>>she smells like flowers and candygod I love women so much
>>74601689>>74601744>how.new.ru
>>74601625There was a time where I only jerked off to her for like 2 months
>>74601637kek retard
nice try big-jog shillI'm sticking to my pool
>>74601689
>>74602858does she have any leaks?
man i fucking hate this shit tell me why I'm tall and jacked yet I still cant get laid, why the fuck does this have to be so difficult
>>74602895No. Her body wouldn't be attractive. It's one of those things where your imagination does it.
>>74601625>You should run with girlsStopped reading there and now I'm going to hide the thread.
>>74601637bros she reminds me of my ex....
>>74601625I prefer running about 20 feet behind women for their complete run when I'm doing cardio in nature.
>>74601625She looks just like the girl in my gym that looks at me like I'm shit on her shoe if we ever make eye contact.
>>74602823wtf i got a virus
>>74601744fucking summer
>>74601637>ok look cute>but don't look at the camera too much
>>74602897some combination of1) failing rule 2 (don't be too unattractive), my guess would be social skills2) not being in enough situations that have you interacting with the right kind of women for your current situation
>>74603298I’m decent looking, got called handsome a few times not a model but good enough I think, but that second point rings very true I really don’t know where to meet women outside of work and online dating seems like a cesspit, 23 y/o btw
>>74601625I already do things that result in me masturbating at home thinking about women... why would this be any different.
>>74603391>23 y/oit's over
>>74603391activities you'd be interested in that aren't 99% nerds, possibly>>74603411>>>/r9k/
>>74601637eat my slop, woman
All the girls here are Indian
>>74603412I do Muay Thai but that’s 95% guys and the women there you don’t really want to get involved with, aside from that I like to garden and cook but those are mostly solo hobbies, idk man
>>74604313cooking classes my man, new place I'm starting to work at even has the company association do them>gardencommunal gardens or volunteering etc? likewise for the cooking desuand the meow thigh's gonna come in handy after you get yourself some healthy (non-vegan) cooking chick that likes you manhandling her around
>>74604346>desuyou'd think I wouldn't forget about word filters that quickly
>>74604351real chads embrace the desu
>>74604346Hmmm I wouldn’t mind learning some new techniques that’s not a bad idea, as for the gardening I just go in my back yard, having a good summer thus far made some fruit leather with a bunch of gooseberries and my figs are coming along nicely, I have a feeling that communal gardens might just be old people but I’ll have a look and see what I can do.> chick that likes you manhandling her aroundGod I wish, I really do like the idea of absolutely tossing a petite woman across the room, thanks for the advice
>>74601625That's disgusting
>>74604437volunteering might be neat if there's a soup kitchen and if you're into that sort of thing too>old geezers in communal gardensgood point. tho if you enjoy it, it's not a big downside, and they might have a single niece/daughter
>>74601625didn't readsexo though
>>74601637Imagine all that SLOPPA coming out as POOP from that small beautiful girl.
>>74601625whenever i go running with my female friend i always have a better pace and run longer. too bad my gf never wants to run
>>74601625There is was a girl in my gym who was moaning during her pull up sessions. Shit was insane. I feel like half of the gym couldn't do anything during her sets because it was like listening to some porno scene
>>74602897You're most surely not tall. If you were tall then at least 30% of women would sleep with you by default.At college I had a friend which laid girls (not too many but a few per month) doing absolutely nothing but being there. I even asked some of them what they saw in him and all of them said "he's tall". That's it, there was no other reason.So yeah, you may be jacked but you surely are not tall.
>>74601689A good deconstruction of a decades old custom.But it's a tradition. Please respect our culture.
>>74602874Kek
>>74602895stupid whore only posts lewds on of, no nudity
>>74601689But who was phone?
>>74603036Yeah mine was cuter and had real blonde hair but the facial shape very similar
>>74602874lol>>74605572soulful post
>>74605616That woman isn’t a real blond lol
>>74604435Sometimes I even type it like this des u just so people know I did it on purpose
Last night I had a dream that a cutie snuggled up with me, splayed on my chest. She sat up and started to caress my cheek and it was the most at peace I've ever felt and it was in a dream.
>>74601625What's the point of running if you're not faster than her?
>>74601625If this chick doesn't have roast beef flaps, I want to eat her pussy.
>>74601689>>74602874:3
>>74604806It's pronounced smol
>>74601637me in the back
>>74601819Saw this in a nother thread. Can someone translate this? I can't really read these wacky fonts kids post here now adays with my severe glaucoma
>>74604506Fuck it, you’ve given me a nice short list of semi achievable things to do, thanks anon>>74604868I’m 188cm and 91kg suck my cock
>>74605937based, glad to hear that anon
>>74602874>>74605742
>>74604806and how it'll smell since it's sloppa
>>74604868(you)
>>74604868yeah point is he was in college (i.e he was in constant circle with said girls)if a guy doesnt go out of his way to meet women he can be 2 meters and not get laid
>>74606037
>>74606284i have cut the rope
>>74605937>188cm and 91kgOh, you're overweight, there's your answer.t. 186cm 78kg and still not lean
>>74601637keyed thread derailer
>>74605738if the beef flaps are pink and not brown, I'll suck on those too
>>74606356Did you ever consider the fact that I’m much much much more muscular than you? Stupid fuck, no I’m not posting body given my posts ITT
>>74601689>be you>i can’t live with knowing i’m such a filthy newfag
>>74601625is this the girl?
>>74605839it says "i have sex with children"
>>74601625godspeed, anon
She has a nice gallery.https://www.girlswithmuscle.com/images/?name=Lina%20Belfiore
>>74610352shame ‘bout her face, huh?
>>74610352surprisingly nice ass actually, the brofessor done good
>>74604824We all know that one. I have one in my BJJ class who starts moaning during sparring. It doesn't help that she also utters phrases like "not so rough" and "why are you stopping?"
>>74601637not someone to shame people for porn but if you have a "best sloppa girl" that's a warning sign that you aren't getting enough fresh air
>>74601744looks like summers herepls go and stay go
>>74610386On an 8.5 body, a 7 face makes her a butterface but keeps her in wife-material range.
>>74601625stories like this suggest that there is an optimal relationship a man can have with pornif you can get to a place where it motivates you to push harder like this, that provides an important function. it would basically be like healthy food at that point.
>>74601689>not having the ability to inhabit multiple bodiesngmi
>>74601625Crazy how easy cardio becomes when a girl is bent over in front of you at the gym.
>>74610592>ewhore influencer>wife materiallol, lmao even>>74610499Oh, that’s where she’s from, I was wondering how I was recognizing her even though she is so mid
>>74603298about point 2I think I'll start crossfit just to be around different girls that (probably) are fit
>>74612004damn that's some coffee
>>74612004Exercise classes are good for that. Men are too retarded with their hobbies and avoid social opportunities for efficiency's sake, or to save a few bucks. Then they wither away in loneliness-- but damn their practice is efficient. Meanwhile women turn everything social, even things that could easily be done alone at home >take craft classes rather than practice at home>take exercise classes instead of work out alone>have book clubs rather than just read>take art or creative writing classes instead of just practicingYou can find a middle way
>>74612219This is me with everything and I've come to realize it. Every single time I've gotten laid it's because of forced social interactions with women and getting to know then that wayHaving a home gym is fantastic but missing on sluts wearing lycra feels bad, man.I'll sign up for dance classes or some shit
>>74601625>can’t run for shit>10 minute mileI can’t even do that and I’ve been running for months
>>74601625white women owe me sex
>>74612549No need to quit the home gym, you can choose something that isn't exercise too.
>>74601625Why just run when you can wrestle with them.I like having female workout buddies and grappling partners.>Get closer in an embrace>Hear her grunts and moans under her breath during the struggle>She may or may not dirty talk>A combination of her perfume and her natural scent gets sweated out It's basically like sex but with a nice combative twist.
>>74613002There we go yeeeeeaaahhhh! That's more like it!>>74613015That is where it's at right there!
>>74601625>Ctrl+f>Unreal>no results Disappointed in fit
>>74602874lmao
>>74613046>>74613060Someone gets it!They are even more fun when they play dirty.
>>74613075The rough unscripted kind as well.
>>74602874
>>74613085Oh I like her! Where can I get one?
so just be a lanky engineering degree bro and a cutie will submit you? I have step 1 complete, but no cutie yet what do I do
>>74613152are you a gay?
>>74613163no I like women and they get me erect, I have been working out but no success yet
>>74602685why are you gay?
>>74613175>that smirkHe understands
>>74602897Because you are entitled and did in the inside. Because you whine and bitch online. Because you are soft.
>>74601689most summerfag statement I've seen this year, I won't even accept it as bait
>>74601625is this woman why Dom's videos all suck now?at least he got a way better deal than Bill Burr.
>>74614470He has been making videos for like 20 years by now, there aren't that many gym jokes
>>74614491that's true but running out of gym jokes doesn't mean you have to do soi stuff.
