Have you ever embarrassed yourself at your gym so badly you had to swap gyms?
>>74607350No. But I was there the night some dude explosive diarrhea'd and just kept working through it. The staff was screaming at him to leave. Losing their shit kinda screaming. They had to call the cops and buddy NOPED the second he saw what he was dealing with and called for backup. Never saw the guy again
>>74607350No, but I can see it happening
>>74607350When I was 19 a woman loudly called me out for staring at her ass (I was), which made me start going early in the morning instead of at night.
>>74607350I'm not even sure how I could embarrass myself that badly. Even if I shit out pure liquid ass while squatting I wouldn't care that much, I'd just clean it up and go my bad.
>>74607381me also
>>74607350Tried to wrangle a threeway with a yoga milf and her daughter. They threatened to call the police if they ever saw me again
no but I usually leave a gym once people start talking to me and recognizing me as a regular I've exhausted all 5 gyms in my town so now I just calisthenics at the park early in the mornings
>>74607469Based shooting-your-shot anon
>>74607508whats wrong with being a regular at the gym? This is how you fucking make friends you dumbass
>>74607350i've never been to the gymhome gym master race
>>74607626Im a little unwell in the head if you couldn't tellwhen people start getting too familiar with me all the alarms in my head start ringing and I get out of the situation as fast as possible
>>74607715You sound like a little faggot.
>>74607350She was 17 ya sick fuck
>>74607727fuck you
>>74607508I know this feel, afraid when people get to know me they'll turn their backs on me so I usually try not to build friendships, kinda stupid but 30 and stuck living like that