Leave the pizza in the oven for two weeks in summer heat
>>74611288anon, do you only use your oven for frozen pizzas?
How can you be so disregarding of the surrounding in YOUR OWN HOME that you don't notice something rotting away in there? This generation really needs a war to learn how little they cherished the abundance.
>>74611288What sort of fungus is that?
>>74611288I really hope you forgot it was there and went on a 2 week holiday
>>74612231unironically, yeast
>>74611288Turn on the oven
Probably 4 or 5 times I've fallen asleep with a pizza in the oven and woken up hours later or sometimes not until the morning. Everything in your house gets permeated with the smell of burnt pizza.
>>74612869>Probably 4 or 5 times I've fallen asleep with a pizza in the oven and woken up hours later or sometimes not until the morning. It takes 20 minutes tops, what the hell are you doing
>>74612990He's "falling asleep" because he's "a fucking alcoholic."
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>>74612994Sounds like you know a thing or 2 about these situations
>>74613017Shut up and go sleep upstairs dad