Does your gf lift with you?
>>74616082A muscular man and woman posing for a selfie in the gym. The man is tall and bearded, wearing a black and white tank top. The woman has tattoos covering her arms and torso, wearing a black sports bra and leopard print shorts.
>>74616082gf?
>>74616092I'm blind and I appreciated reading this comment
>>74616082My right hand is involved during the lifts so yeah, i guess...
>>74616096If you're blind how can you read this post haha?
>>74616095I'm taken and also I am a boy sorry
>>74616102Sorry I didn't quite catch that like I said im blind
>>74616082Jesus christ, I gagged a little. This somehow looks like off brand low budget capeshit larp. Like they're living as characters in some eastern Europe rip off of X men.
>>74616082Yeah she’s starting to get stretch marks from having her quads and ass explode and is complaining her shirts don’t fit her arms any more.
>>74616109Hahaha. That was funny anon. I like the cut of your jib
>>74616150alright one more for you. Check this out
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>>74616213Uncanny
I cant wait until america is a primordial swamp
>>74616185Ooo, that’s not as funny. The smimpsons are funny stuff though
>>74616259terminally new
>>74616259>>74616233>wait?
>>74616283I just think it’d be funnier if it was the banana by itself
>>74616082What's the point of dating a woman who looks like this. Just admit that you're gay
>>74616117>>74616213Yeah I wish this phenotype, like their whole orcish ancestral clan in the prehistoric times would have been genocided by anyone better looking.
>>74616092The woman has tattoos on her arms, torso, and face, ensuring she will never hold a job of significance and dog whistling her politics of choice
>>74616082He looks like his blood pressure is through the roof.
>>74616213brought back memories of my hunter dwarf
>>74616082I'm working on it okWe're past the stage of getting into the gym, but I'm now stuck on lifting too light and prioritizing crossfitty cardio exercises.Woman, you are not doing anything with that 50lb goblet squat that's literally the barShe's also said the thing. >babe I don't want to get too bigI shut that down immediately but at this point I'm genuinely considering giving material incentives for hitting weight goals on SBD
>>74616213>I'm yer poofta
>>74616082Nightmare blunt rotation
>>74616082No. I don't have a girlfriend.
>>74616082My wife teaches Pilates on Wednesdays and Thursdays. If she looked like that I'd have M/S'd us a long time ago.
why do so many modern women insist on getting tattoos? I'd say like 1 out of every 10 women I see has a tattoo >AHHH I MUST SCRIBBLE STUPID DRAWINGS ALL OVER MY BODY AHH I'M TATTOOOING Look, you can pull off tattoos if you're a musuclar man in a gang because they make you look tough and intimidating, but a middle class white woman with a degree in gender studies has no absolutely business getting tattoos
>>74616092And now describe what makes it grotesque.
>>74616082which ones's the girl?
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>>74616082The amount of shitty tats and roids. She must be mentally stable and a free spirit. Probably incredibly nice and definitely doesnt support tranny rights.
>>74616092the male is bloated and muscular, with unkempt matted hair covering his shoulders, face and scalp. A dimwitted expression and vacant stare betray his dullard mind. The woman is squat and also fat, with strange tattoos scrabbled across her skin. In the background, a jogger walks by
I want a tall lifting gf but I have only dated short asians...
>>74616082Everyone's focused on the girl, but look how fucking hairy that man isHis shoulders are disgustingHe's like Sabertooth from Xmen
>>74616437kek
>>74617993He just needs a short haircut, a laser treatment on shoulders/back and a cut to be quite good looking, I'd say.The bitch fucking unfixable instead, holy shit, i vomited in my mouth a little.
>>74616082No. My wife is afraid of my home gym and she just does yoga and stuff. I don't really want to lift weights with my wife anyways, she's a girl and girls aren't very much fun to hangout with.
>>74617137I like em
>>74617137When I was 21 I was dating an 18 year old Puerto Rican who wanted me to get a tattoo really bad. I would just tell her I haven't found anything I like, which is half true, but I honestly just hated the idea of spending 300 dollars to have something permanently on my skin. She started getting a bunch of tattoos and they looked really dumb, she was concerned I didn't love her because I didn't get a tattoo (which is half true I really was just horny). Either way, we stopped dating when I didn't stop her pregnant sister from flirting with me (I didn't know she was flirting with me) then she tried to get back together but I said I didn't like all the drama and she freaked out. I miss dating 18 year olds.
