>OHP is not a functional lift
Is his skeleton still in there? That would be spooky
>>74667132i see the problem now, his ass was too fat
>>74667132>>74667132Where the FUCK was he planning to go?I hate cave retards so goddamned much.I'm glad he's dead.Fucking retard.
>>74667175starting strength strikes again
>>74667184He went into an unexplored tunnel the size of a laptop screen that was unexplored and unmapped bc everyone else rightfully said fuck that. Literal nightmare material. Just hike for Christ's sake
>>74667154It is, bit they concreted up the access
>>74667213>Just hikeyou don't want to be my tunnel buddy?
>>74667213hiking can be pretty dangerous too
>>74667221Tunnel snakes rule!
>>74667132reminder he never died to his suffering, but his dead was rather caused by incompetence of the rescuers who didn't properly attach the gear to the wall, and one of them snapped while the guy was in the process of slowly getting pulled back, which caused him to collapse instead of slide down, then hit his head hard on the rocks below, and die to a fucking concussion
>>74667218Will he be found as a fossil in millions of years?
>>74667132>train nordic leg curls>hook my heels onto the ledge behind him>slowly pull myself up using my sheer hamstring developmentnothin personnel, kid
>>74667298Said rescuer was also female, for what it's worth.I'm trans btw.
>>74667132if you can ohp bodyweight theres a possibility you wont fit through many of these suicide holes>unless youre a manlet
>>74667213Caves are really cool and the idea of caving sounds like a ton of fun until I actually think about it for more than a few seconds and imagine trying to squeeze and wriggle my way through a small gap between completely immovable walls and I realize how incredibly stupid it is
>>74667317>>74667298>rescues you *teehee*lets hear it for our first responders
>>74667298bruh you cant blame the rescuer. theyre risking their life crawling around in a deathtrap with barely any room to work trying to save a moron
>>74667325thereiamgary.jpg
>>74667184Down and then up
>>74667327On a time crunch too, considering he's already upside-down for hours by the time they reach him.
>>74667311Don't you need to be compressed in certain minerals to be a fossil?I don't know much about it but I don't think just dying in a cave will do it
>>74667213I would just send in an RC with a detachable drone and set up relay points that stick into the rock so the signal carries. I want to explore the caves but I'm not stupid enough to risk my life over it unless it's absolutely necessary
>>74667236only if you are american where every 3rd person you meet daydreams about murdering people with their le hecking epic guns
>>74667325God damn retards Kek
>>74667532what the fuck is the point of "exploring" caves? what do you think youre gonna find? its all the rocks, rocks and more rocks.
>>74667565I think it's fun the risk of them dying. Until they get stuck and actually die. Just seems like anxiety fuel to me. Id rather guy wander around in the woods alone. Can of bear spray and a hunting dog. Let me guess, you need more
>>74667565There's usually more than just rocks inside the caves. You can find anything ranging from rare formations to fossils to underwater lakes to entire ecosystems with undiscovered species living deep in the caves. A lot of caves don't have shit but when you find one with the good stuff it's like Christmas morning
>>74667565minecraft hardcore irl but with no mining.
>>74667325the best part was that this was some old-ass lady too
>>74667325Fucking hell I remember laughing so hard that it made my abs sore when my dad showed me this
>>74667132I wonder how long it took to sink in that he had fucked up big-time and how long it took to sink in that he was going to die.I imagine when he first fell in he just thought "oh oops, better scooch my way out of here".
>>74667213all they needed was an RC car with a camera that could do the dirty work for them.
>>74667601You want real anxiety fun? Go explore catacombs of Paris without a guide... Only things I would bring would be a flash light, batteries and a compass to survive.
>>74667800>AI slopSo aside from le ebin liminal space, why should I be scared of going into man-made tunnels that are more than big enough for me to move comfortably?
>>74667132His left arm was pinned underneath him and his right arm was pinned behind his back and the rock wallhe was literally corkscrewed into the fucking hole
I’ll be starting assisted hand stand push ups on Tuesday for shoulders day Saw a dude in jail doing them and they looked fucking sick
nigga brutally died in a cave called nutty putty
>>74667298He didn't died to the rescuers, he died to sheer fucking stupid stupidityHere's your Darwin award Mr Jones, too bad you're not alive to enjoy it
>>74667565If you ever get trapped in an enclosed space you will realise you need cave explorers to save your dumb ass.
>>74667555I do this and think like this
>>74667132Why didn’t they oil him up?
They couldn't just bring hammer drills and metal grinders to open up more space in the cave and then pull him out?
>>74667509Caves happen to be pretty good for minerals that form fossils. In a lot of caves you can see fossils in the walls.
>>74668036He was practically unconscious when they started the rescue attempt. I bet if he was all lubed up he wouldn't have had the energy to try and get himself out and help
>>74668042No room. They needed a rescue team of children or midgets for this to have been possible.
>>74667509Typically yes. not sure if this counts as a fossil but there are Maya era human remains that have been completely covered in crystals in a Belize cave.
Could this have been prevented if he knew advanced yoga?
>>74667184he was looking for Saddam
>>74667207Lost
>>74667324why not explore caves that are human sized?
>>74668167some humans are bigger than others
>>74667928Wrong turn and you're lost in there until you die of dehydration
>>74667555Every 2nd person daydreams about being attacked so that they can legally kill someone. Killers in America play a dangerous game.In Europe you can just join a rape gang and even if they catch you they'll let you go with a slap on the wrist (assuming you have brown or black skin)
>>74667627>rare formations to fossilsrocks!>underwater lakesrocks and water! and rocks!>entire ecosystemsinsects! and a bat! cavefags are so fucking retarded. real men climb mountains
>>74668385>climb mountainsTo look at... air?
>>74667325DJ SPIN THAT SHIT!
>>74667565For one there are no blacks down there.
>>74668437if you cant appreciate a view like this youre either underaged or brown
people cover this up but he was going to one of those tiny caves that opens up into a treasure room. they dont want you to know about the treasure caves.
>>74667154>>74667311>*year 4587*>Dequanzel, I can't believe what the terradrone found. A human skeleton buried in the cave! Quick, run the sample through the AGI module.>*blip bloop blip bloop*>*holographic image of Nutty Putty incident appears*>OH NO NO NO NONONOOOOOOPPPFHFHFHFHFHFHFBHBBHBHHAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>74667184Ask me how i know youre brown
>>74668459This is pic so heavily filtered LMAO. I traveled shit tons of places and despite lot of them were beautiful they almost never look like in photos
>>74667132>go into unexplored cave head first>HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENEDWe always drop into unexplored portions of caves feet first, always.Also OHP wouldn't of even helped, the way the fucker got himself stuck required him to have his legs bent at the worst possible angle and he effectively had nothing to grab onto. Absolute fucking retard.
>get hit by a rock in a cave>others spend 1M€ and leave a ton of rubbish in the cave trying to rescue youwas it worth?
>>74667565Mostly people whose lives are too easy and need adrenaline. Same thing with high status males paying to get dominated.
>>74668173you're a big guy
>>74667207Lmao
I'm perfectly willing to go caving as long as I can walk into the cave and back out again. You would have to offer me millions of dollars for me to crawl into a cave.
>>74667132>he doesn't do inverted squats
>>74668441Understandable desu
>>74667509Yeah exactly, fossils only form in sedimentary rock, I.e. the corpse is in mud and silt that is later compressed into rock. A corpse in a cave would just rot, and if it was somehow preserved it would be destroyed in the metamorphic stage of the rock cycle
>>74668579We can play cave explorer for free.
I will never understand cavefags, even going to space is probably safer than this shit (and at the very least the deaths up there are usually instant). Just send a drone in there bro
>>74667184They want to feel reborn squeezing through the birth canal once again. It'd be even more perfect if there were a bunch of people clapping and cheering at the exit
>>74667175that.and the fact that he can not bend his knees backwards.
>>74667213He did, but iirc he thought he was at a different spot in the cave that was a popular location for it's tight squeeze. So he thought that the cavern would continue safely as per the mapping.
>>74667325
>>74667928>man-made tunnels that are more than big enough for me to move comfortably?It's a labyrinth, get lost and it's over.
>>74667325This will always be funny.
>>74669263he thought wrong
>>74667325>she starts spinning faster
>>74667213I mean all he had to do was read the fucking map and double check to make sure its the right way. Forcing yourself into a small section because you THINK it gets bigger is just dumb. His brother backed out upon it getting so small but he kept going for some reason.
>>74667325>dang it! G' mas in perpetual motion again
>>74668459My nigga, post an unfiltered photo you took yourself, at the very fucking least
>>74668437>t.
>>74668385I like rocks
>>74668496Most of the rescuers are also cavers so they don't really mind.
>>74667486They also spent hours getting equipment to him. Reading the report they waited hours for a jackhammer that didn't even work. So much time wasted sitting around doing nothing
>>74667800that story of the girl getting drunk and wandering into the catacombs by accident always makes me sad. she died close to the exit too
>>74668385Oh wow, to look at more rocks! Crazy shit dude
>>74667325When are you supposed to do high speed gyros? Head day?
>>74668033#MeToo
>>74668563for 4
>>74667565Treasure
>>74668459Nigger Everest is in India
>>74667565this lack of faustian spirit is why africans still live in filth and why the europeans sailed the world, mountains are there to be climbed son
>>74667132My OHP doesn't matter, I would NOT die in some gay-ass-sounding cave.
>>74668471White european here. He's right. Cave diving is for literal retards.
>>74667207HIP DRAHVE could've saved him
>>74667325PUT THAT NIGGA IN THE CENTRIFUGE
>>74667327lmao, this. There's this huge swathe of the public that feels enlessly entitled to be bailed out of their own bad decisions. And if they're not, then it's eveeryone else's fault but theirs.Basically peak boomer ideology.>>74668031And then you have this pure retard level of cope. Most people are smart enough not to do that in the first place.Oh well. Nobody ever accused /fit/ of being smart.
>>74668031>we need cavers to rescue other cavers who get into trouble caving in cavesOrrrrrrr... hear me out... nobody could go in the stupid cave, and nobody would need rescuing, so there would be no need for rescuers
dumb goverments banned dynamite so you can't use it to make caves bigger, but even if they wouldn't stupid cavers still wouldn't use it as it>destroys natural ecosystems and caves structurebitch like it matters to anyone except some retarded cavers that a tiny fucking hole would be blown so someone can actually move comfortably inside(still no reasons to get inside, but at least one doesn't need to crawl like a worm anymore)cavers are retarded
>>74670540>white man kills himself by idiotically crawling into a cramped dead end in an ALREADY mapped cave system>...>tHaT's WhY BlAcKs ArE tHe DuMb OnEs hAhAYou couldn't be any more racist if you tried. Congratulations, I guess
>>74668055>Midgets
>>74671028he went through the unmapped passage ngubu, you need to squint at the words harder
>>74667184He was trying to find a gf; what pussy will do to a mf
>>74670984Cavers use small blasting caps anyways to remove rock and expand passages. Dynamite would risk collapsing entire rooms
>>74671142It was basically mapped as a dead end.
>>74667325Get rotated, idiotAs for nutty putty cave, this was just the straw that broke the camel's back in terms of retards getting rescued at that cave.
Caving is a no from me. Some openings are so small that you have to exhale to squeeze through. Even a child would find it tight.Manlets may walk two abreast.
>>74669581You remind me of the babe.
>>74671364What babe?
>>74671376The pig from the movieLOL GOT'EM
>>74671376
>>74671387that'll do pig
Spelunking is the stuff of nightmares, holy fuck. I hate the fact that Youtube recommends all kinds of these videos
>>74667132Ways white guys die:On a mountain.In a cave.Underwater.Underwater in a cave.Skydiving.Base jumping.Sleeping peacefully in a bed.Heartattack (most likley)Prostate cancer
>>74667325WEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>74668207Are rape gangs a symbol of something? A loss of civilization or strong undesirable men? Maybe a fetishization of white women?
