Ideal bodies thread
>>74751836How hairy is the cunt?That would make them ideal women
>>74751844I would call her mine or not call her at all
>>74751841if they had no pubic hair? yeah that would be better
>>74751855Then it's not a tomboyI need that wolf pussy
>>74751853This guy gets it
>>74751844never skip chest day
>>74751836peak arnold was the most perfect human body ever
>>74751864Flat lives matter.
>>74751959Ew gay
>>74751836oh wait this is a foid thread not a regular person oneevery one of you worthless holes better start posting your tits or i'll get the mods to ban you 4eva
>>74751959>his mentor enters
How do I work on getting a good ass? What exercises are there? I do squats but those are more legs than ass, I think.
>>74752280>>74752033>>74751864>>74751844>>74751836brehs...I wanna lick these girls' assholes. all of them
>>74752299you better call them yours
>>74752033>split squats with a heavy forward lean>low bar squats>RDLs>hip thrustsYw bro
>>74752299
>>74751836>>74751844>>74751864>>74751959>>74751980>>74752015>>74752033>>74752280>>74752305>>74752313they're indian cock only sorry timmy
>>74752325>>74752330they belong to a 5 foot 3 indian with a 5 inch cocklook it up
for me it's the clavicles
>>74752351I fucking NEED to give her my moneydid she fucking nuke her socials or something?
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH THE URGE TO EAT CUTE TEEN GIRL BUTTHOLE IS OVERPOWERINGI'M GONNA LOSE IT
>>74752363just do it
>>74752363
>>74751836>thinly veiled coomer thread
>>74752401>thinly
>>74752403>flatly
thin
fuck outta here with these no tits skinny bitches
>>74752438>gets unnecessarily aggressive instead of just posting his ideal body i bet you're a weight slammer
>>74752438You fat chicks will never make yourself sexually viable, especially by posting pictures that remind us of how awful you look.
>>74752453>marry fat girls>take out big life insurance policies on them>they're all dead by 40ez life
>>74752330me in the back hugging my ebony gf
>>74752401These are the most based threads that keep us healthy with a strong mindset to reach the goal of finding someone we desire
>>74752490>desired a kind gf for the past 30 years>never found one
>>74752305Who is this babe?
>>74752499f
>>74751836
>>74752499>ideal gf>kind>cares about me>no tattoosliterally doesn't exist
>>74752346>>74752324in Pattaya I saw a freelancer whore turn down an indian who offered her 3000 THBshe then had sex with a tall white guy for freekeep coping buddy
>>74752508Olivia Ponton, part of the Livvy Dunne/Lilly Chee cock crew.
Why is there such a strong behavioural correlation with bratty and flatty?
>>74752700they yearn for correction
>>74752700Compensation. Kinda like manlets and aggression. They know their flat bodies doesn't command the same immediate attention like big tits or ass does, so they'll have to flare out with their attitude to get it.
>>74752798Zoomers seem to like flat boyish underdevloped women and super thick women with ass
faggots
>>74752700she obviously got cream filled by the nigger at the back after this
>>74752830lol the guy is whiter than her you schizo
I love women so much, brosLooking at beautiful women makes me weep with joy
all the women in this thread are ugly
>>74752916Now imagine touching them.
>>74752920this is bait otherwise you'd have posted someone hot
>>74752512>even a man mogs women at being womenGrim
>>74752346You think about Indians and cock quiet a bit.
>>74752741
This but male
>>74753415what's her problem
>>74751836Sauce on the right?
>>74752576Sure thing lil bro. Haha.
>>74753433whooo
>>74752356anon your current mistress would be very upset if she knew you were giving strange women her money
>>74752460>life insurance premium is through the roof due to her BMI>she dies>"sorry for your loss Mr Anon, however we have ruled her death by overeating to be self inflicted which voids the policy"
>>74752576Can confirm, I was the Thai hooker
I don't know who this Taiwanese guy is but he looks like a fucking champ.
>>74754301Getting murdered by Ahab will not void the insurance.
>>74753415She's watching you fap, anonShe doesn't approveWhat do
>>74752438All fat people should be slowly ripped open from their stretch marks until dead
>ideal bodies thread>nobody has posted the boogster yetshameful
>>74752324U wish ranjit
I need a name for the one on the right
>>74752015Arnold's mentor was Reg, not Steve
>>74752585sexo
>>74751959Arnold's chest looked like tits>>74752015>>74754597Arnold was also trained by Vince Gironda. Vince famously called young Arnold a "fat fuck" and kicked him out of his gym. Arnold had to lose weight before he'd be allowed back in.
>>74754139she doesn't have to know
>>74752809he really does mog the girls holy shit
>>74754886All right boys, let's settle this.>Olivia Pontonor>Georg Hackenschmidt???
>>74752305>haiku timeYou must call her yoursOr you can't call her at all.I'd lick her butthole.
>>74755746>Olivia Ponton>no boobs>weird facevs>perfect manHow is that even a question?
>>74751844>>74751864why do they even bother to cover their chests at this point? there's basically nothing to hide
>>74754301Don't some have 2 year clauses where so long as you commit suicide two years after the policy starts they still have to pay?
>>74751841The girl on the left is Brazilian, so basically zero hair whatsoever, probably lasered off too>t. BRzoomer
>>74756615Yeah that's true actually, they're always full of exceptions though. No payout if you were under the influence of alcohol, or if they deem you were taking part in an "adrenaline sport", or were in certain countries, etc
>>74756514and that's one vote for the German. Any others?
>>74751844>>74751864Literally perfect.I wish I had someone like that who loved me.Never going to happen though.
>>74752438>focuses on her tits and not her gigantic ass and thighs I mean, it was a hit, but you only ran for a single when it should've been an easy double.
>>74752033deep squats work your ass, shallow squats work your thighs.
I have perused the thread and am ready to pass judgement...............Itty bitty titty committee takes the win.
>>74752438Have some self respect.
>>74757221george
>>74757688>agent of the tiny penis faggot alliance
>>74754597Though Reeves wasn't Arnold's mentor, he was the guy every bodybuilder wanted to look like.
>>74754634>Arnold's chest looked like titsanother no chest having faggot complains about dudes who can bench more that 2 playes kek
>>74752438>TOTAL PLAPJACK DEATHStop validating these ugly, fat whores browncel. You are literally contributing to hoeflation. People like this should be bullied into changing. Nothing else.>lifting to get my arms to look like this currently
>>74757897Plap an octopus until failure to achieve that physique
>>74752367I never knew I needed this in my life.
>>74757537Her ass, my mouth, nuff said
>>74751959This percentage of bodyfat is peak aesthetics. When they created the classic bodybuilding division I was hoping they would bring back this degree of bodyfat percentage as the standard - no leaner necessary - and put a greater emphasis on propertion and symmetry and overall aesthetics, not just "exactly the same but smaller, with a waist"
>>74752299The asians and the Brazillian. Not the rest. They look smelly.
>>74754615>>74752585Holy fuck bro, the ratios, the cute face, the fitness. Absolute top tier, this is why I lift type girl >>74754362Outie belly buttons are funny. Still elite though
>>74752416brunnnette is better. Negress almost mogs. Blonde looks like an annoying cunt. No cum for you!
>>74757946Same. I like a beefy chica the most, but runner girls are aesthetic for sure>>74757965Agreed. Especially natty BB comps the lean-ness standard is just retarded. Nobody should care about striated glutes.
>>74757984I've never felt this before
>>74757946Flat lives matter.
>Can you believe that DYEL manlet dared ask me out? Haha!
>>74757946Flat is justice.
>>74757946
>>74751836In 2024 the boys are mogging the girls.
>>74752438she got too fat
>>74758130trannies aren't humanyou have your containment board
>>74751836>130 replies>57 images>no AleshBunch of faggits itt.
>>74758002Holy arms batman. Go for Olive Oyl not BRUTUS
Blessed thread
>>74758927
oh, i'm sorry, i thought this was /fit/. where /fit/ girls with /fit/ bodies?
>>74759350
>>74759401that's just a fatty who can't control her eating
>>74752809He was hotter before he dressed like a girl
>>74759405
for me it's masturbation
i sneed a tiny latina gf
>>74759578wait is that Jew doing anti-woke on YouTube now?
move aside plebs
>>74759609i don't know what any of that means
>>74759637thought I recognized the guy talking to our queen but who cares
for me it's booba veins
>Ideal bodies thread>first half of the thread is filled with average bitches>literally if you go out for a walk half the people you see will be more attractivedead thread successfully derailed, no coming back from this
>>74759809actually I just went back and looked over the filenames, seems like it was just one literally who bitch named olivia pontonso fucking generic I just glossed over assumed it was just multiple randospsycho degenerate hoarder kys
>>74759816>noooo the girls are heckin ugly!!1>says nothing about the mengay faggot confirmed
>>74759824the men posted at least had distinguishing features, i can see other anons consider their bodies as idealon the other hand i can't comprehend the mind of a schizo who thinks a cookie cutter blonde is ideal, i'd have to have the exact same type of autism
>>74759831fag
>>74752415>>74752416>1 second and 1 post apart>it's the same anon bro!
>>74759848
>>74759857is that supposed to be the same woman? i literally cannot tell
me? i'm posting the ideal body that i like i don't care what anon likes he's welcome to post ones he likes instead of nothing
We need more threads like this
>>74759860>>74759860mogged
>>74759916Delicious firm calves.
>>74758538>>74758130That isn't a tranny. It's literally just a boy who has a girlfriend who happeneds to be naturally pretty. Your own outburst amusingly revealed your own hidden feelings towards him.
What’s it like having a flatty gf?
>>74757221Also George and it's not particularly close
>>74757588Either nature is trying to teach us something, or we're in hell. How else can you explain women being so desirable but getting them to desire you back is like nature's biggest shit-test.
>>74757660the other way around
>>74759405Excuse me?
>>74760111Like having a bratty tween daughter.
>>74759671Streetwear-Moner owes me a long and loving relationship.
>>74760143and what's that like
>>74760212It's something that is going to land you in prison eventually.
>>74759809Yup.
>>74760222>talking gets you prisonsorry dude i'm not an american
>>74760228Yet
>>74760231you guys can't even protect an ex president let alone take over another country
>>74760237Which ex? Trump or Biden?Ooops. You'll hear about that later. :)
>>74760078Contempt for fags? Wow, such hidden feelings. Retard
>>74751841Mental illness.>so, here's this beautiful aesthetic part of the female anatomy, which I want to suck, bite, smoosh my face in, and fuck... you know what would improve it?>a thick layer of unsightly, unhygienic, wiry, odor-trapping, sweaty, pubic hair!What the fuck is wrong with you bushfags. Inb4 """natural"""
>>74757537Goddamn
>>74760625i just assume bushtards are gay because they wanna hide the pusy
>>74759477You're on /fit/, I assumed that was a given
>>74759670She could lose some weight
>>74759447Would breed many strong children with.
>>74757210Damn so suicide by coke and hookers in Thailand is off the table then
>>74760285They're going to kill Joe, aren't they? Fuck it all makes sense now
>>74760990Both, and the Hilldawg claims the throne.
>>74761136is she a tall fat midget
>>74752033>he doesn't know the DICKEN BOOTY regimentlurk moar
you may not like it but this is peak femininity
>>74761292l'eg
>>74761292um no
>>74761349name of this tranny?
>>74751844nice
gib flat chested gf
>>74759732Ching chong bing bong lmfao
>>74761136sexo
For me it's fake tan hand and a hoop.
>>74760625Coping unpractical faggot
>>74762139can you just imagine pressing your face firmly inbetween those tight asscheeks and inhaling deeply
>>74760625>odor-trapping, sweaty, pubic hair!That’s what makes it the best The smell…
>>74751841
>>74759414Every pole vaulter I’ve ever met is just stupid hot. The dudes are all 10/10 6’4 lean-jacked chads as well. Idk what it is about that event. >>74752585>>74754615Who is this queen? I love when girls are kinda artsy or nerdy but also yoked up. Absolutely potent blend
>>74763010>Who is this queen?please do not that
>>74763057Understood
>>74752526>sperging about tattoosOK shlomo, we'll try find you a girl that can be buried in a jewish cemetery but no promises
>>74760469>n-n-no it's totally n-normal to obsessively think about tr-tr-tr-troons 24/7Just get on E already you self-hating troonlord.
Ideal is whatever you don't have. Have a thin gf? You'll want a thick ass. Have a gf with a thick ass? You'll want a slim tight body.
>tfw when the other girls only have 2 tits
>>74763150Those bangs are fucking disgusting
>>74760625>all these words to justify being a pedophilea well-maintained pussy with hair is God's greatest gift to Man
>>74763150that's a nigga, isn't it.
>>74763204She's got a dude's nose but nope, no cock or balls to be found.
>>74762227Girls will go full on Rocky montage for tall Aryan cockMake sure it's yours, Anon
>>74760228Bros. It hurts. 18 is unreasonable
>>74763222>>>/r/openobody under 20 should register in your mind as a Person once you're older than 25
>>74751841Fuckin /thread
>>74763233>she was only 20 you sick fuck
>>74756580and that makes it hot
>>74763231based Serena enjoyer
>>74761352Victoria Justice. Do you live under a rock?
>>74763231>>74763278>>74763317when'd she start doing all that?
>>74763233It’s funny, 18/19 year olds were definitely still hot when I was 24-26. Now, a couple years later, I can still identify when they’re sexy, but the drive just isn’t there. I honestly feel guilty sometimes that I can still detect that they’re hot in the first place, regardless of the fact that I wouldn’t make a move on them. Combo of growing up in a conservative area as part of a liberal family has left me with some bad neurosis about having a straight male sex drive. >>74763231Reminds me a little of a girl I dated in college. 5’3, 125, sporty with hips and little boobs. Hope she’s doing well these days
>>74763404combination of things>went 4 yrs trying to be a gymshark affiliate and they rejected her>didn't want to do powerlifting anymore>her junkie bf diedShe just spiraled failing at everything she was doing.
>>74763433seems like the whole family gave up and sold out. the cute younger sister had a bunch of surgery and does OF now too
>>74752033Heavy hip thrusts with a long pause at the peak contraction. Nothing builds a better ass.
>>74763408Can’t even imagine being this mind raped. Jews are right, most humans are literal cattle.
>>74763497Yeah, they massacred me pretty good. Idk man, it’s tough when you’re just a kid. I’m not saying I wouldn’t still sleep with a 19 year old if it was her idea, but I feel weird about it. Also a weird vibe anytime I’m chatting with a girl, it’s flowing really well, and then it turns out that she’s 18-20 years old. This happens to me surprisingly often. Maybe I come off younger than I really am? Idk why they’re responding well otherwise lol
>>74763582>Maybe I come off younger than I really am? Idk why they’re responding well otherwise lol18 year old males today are mostly faggy and pozzed, if I'm using that word correctly.
>>74763102Good boy.
>>74758546The black dress gives her a better silhouette. White just shows her poor figure.
>>74764071Bug filter working overtime
>>74754351How come this fat whore has abs? There’s no surgery scar.
>>74752438we get it dude, you're a black niggerno need to berate everyone, more BBW for you
>>74763278Wait…., is this new?
>>74764179>Harry Potter and the cocksucking lips
>>74763433>went 4 yrs trying to be a gymshark affiliate and they rejected herSounds bs, what a better marketing than affiliating an ex-anorexic girl that escaped total starving dead by embracing gym life and weightlifting???>>74763463Source?
>>74764111>hooker of the townWhat the fuck
>>74752401I will likely coom to this thread after I work out. Who needs /gif/
>>74752438I just don't think her asshole would taste that good whereas I think hers>>74752655 would taste incredibly good
>>74764149>>74764179>>74764266indian property
>>74764149sexo
>>74752655>Lily Cheeis Toby Maguire really tapping that at 49? If so, based
>>74764327you are to being coming with me to mumbai yesbeautiful lady yes yes mmm i kiss you kiss kiss
>>74763794Don’t good boy me, I’m not a uwu bean malesubThis girl is next level though, wtf. Super cute face, hair in a messy bun, cozy sweater, and just absolutely cheeked up. What did god mean by this?
>>74764530I miss her.
>>74764376Imagine.
>>74764307>t. knower
>>74754634>Vince famously called young Arnold a "fat fuck" and kicked him out of his gym. Arnold had to lose weight before he'd be allowed back in.Incredibly BASED.
she probably has a bright pink pusy
>>74764961track and field bitches always the hottest
>>74764900she was fun
corr
Blessed thread of justice
>sweat droplets
every girl ITT has ugly knees
>>74765705aint nobody lookin at fucking knees bro
for me personally
>>74765712i am and mom says i am a good boy thus a somebody
>>74765718I want to kiss and lick all the girl buttholes but I only want to ram my dick up the boy buttholes cuz I'm not gay
>>74752365worth going to prison for
>>74765684bruce willis's daughter?
>>74765759straightest post I've seen yet
>>74765718>>74765759Women are for breeding. Femboys are for love and life.
>>74760625I know right, adult women are so gross!
I simply do not like women with tattoos and think that all immigrants and their families who arrived post-2004 need to be repatriated and their nationalities revoked.Do not say that it is impossible. It is possible and we're going to do it.
>>74766224>I know right, adult women are so gross!Do you work for Mr Beast too?
>>74765718A skinny dude?
>>74765759>>74766203Because of people like you I will never have respect for gays.
>>74766502Because of people like all the thots posted here I will never have any respect for women
>>74763231>>74763278Another woman, lost to the goon industry.
for me it's
ITT: Ideal bodies have no hips
>>74767707>high waisted pantiesnow post her in regular panties and watch those hips disappear
>>74767725youre retarded
>>74767725Yeah dude, her hips are gone now, nothing gets by youSorry about the tism btw
>>74767777dress just hides the high waisted bikini you tard
>>74767805everything is high waisted if you have wide hips you'd know this if you werent completely round and retarded
>>74767831nah she has fake illusion hips
>>74767850k
I want to be her
>>74763128kek glad people are realizing kikes are behind the reeee tattoos meme
>>74765604why is some browncel obsessed over this dyke?
>>74768528She's pretty and some people like flat chests. For some it's in part or solely because they seem more attainable than a woman that's more gifted.Anyway, I think all breasts except cowtits are great, but flat is greater.
