This is literally the perfect meal
>>74762439>10 spoons of milkWhat does that mean? Teaspoons? Tablespoons?
>>74762444Just regular spoons
>>74762439Today I had 7 eggs, 100g grams of bacon and two red onions fried egg meal. Next time I think I will add some mixed vegetables too.
>>74762439Americans will use anything except the metric system, 10 spoons of milk, lmao
>>74762446That's such a weird way of measuring things. Why not just say a splash or something? Are you really scooping bits of milk with a regular spoon?
>>74762467sounds quite uncouth and horrible, honestly.
>>74762467do you mean onions or actual onions?
>>74762439why would you add milk to eggs?
>>7476262410% cream is better, but it makes them fluffy and extra delicious when cooked properly (impossible for americans)
>>74762637Impossible with American eggs or impossible with American cookware?
>>74762591It was quite tasty indeed. Excellent treat food.>>74762610Real onions.
Any of you faggots make frittatas?
>>74762581>>74762444It'd the latest meme to trigger people
>>74762681Mexican gives me heartburn.
>>74762697It's basically a baked omlet. Somehow better.
>>74762654impossible for american skillset (retarded)
>>74762722What nation makes the best eggs?
>>74762768America.
>>74762439>spoons of milkthis thread is retarded.
>>74762774Oh, ok. What nation cooks the best eggs?
>>74762439>High cholesterol: The meal Thanks, i fucking love blocked arteries prevent proteins reaching my muscles
>>74762860>DYEL: The post
>>74762439Learn to cook you lazy bitch.
>>74762878post body (you wont)
>>74762860Dietary cholesterol doesn't matter and neither does serum cholesterol for 99% of people. Most of it is made by your body even if you eat a dozen eggs you will just make slightly less. Now go be a moron somewhere else
>>74762905>source: fat chiropractor on youtubeThey also lie about "cholesterol ratios" there is no such thing as an LDL:HDL ratio that's something grifters made up when their diets started giving people heart attacks.
>>74762439>Spoons of milk
>>74762905>Here's some schizo info i've read from other schizosSuppose you're right, consuming over 2000mmg of cholesterol a day will little-to-no net consequences, only the protein will enter your blood and everything else will turn into shit
>>74762439This is just scrambled eggs..... and not even good scrambled eggs
>>74762439>eat omelette>feel sick afterwardswhat gives?
>>74763982depends on what you put on the omelette or what you fried it with
>>74762949Not even him but youre a retard, post body
>>74762562Metric = metro = metrosexual = homosexual Non Americans once again confirmed to all be gay
>>74762439Sounds great but I don't like eating eggshell
>>74762581There is no spoon
>>74762467Sounds yummy as fuck anonI suggest adding some mushrooms and peppers
>>74762444For me a spoon is about 2 1/2 cups
>>74762439One cup of half/halfone banana12 eggsstir together until its consistent do not blend as the coinciding heat denatures the proteindo not heat as this denatures proteins and androgens in the yolk
>>74765314>do not blend as the coinciding heat denatures the proteinnigga if you plan to ingest it, it's going straight into a vat of 98.6°F gastric acid. What do you imagine happens there?
>>74765314>follow meme advice>piss out half the protein of the food you consumeYeah pass
>>74762581>10 splooshes of milkyou're retarded
>>74762439Half-true. You don't need to cook it. Just make a milkshake with raw milk and raw eggs. Amazing combination of minerals, enzymes and vitamins for your health.Fuck, I'm craving it again. Off to the farm I go.
Wow, you made scrambled eggs. Whoop de fucking do.
>>74765281Also finely chopped garlic is godlike with eggs. Only add them when the egg is almost done.
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>>74762722Rent free
